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I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."
#nate's weird crime children (all of whom are grown adults) adopt maggie as their....something.#weird former stepmom? dad's ex-girlfriend who drove them to soccer practice once? loosely affiliated maybe-sorta aunt?#...this involves more lying and wearing tight dresses and carrying lockpicks than maggie's used to.#none of them listen when she says this is a job for sophie. they want to show her the benefits of crime!!!!!#she does tell her book club every detail.#currently said book club is trawling message boards and pinging distant facebook connections to get leverage their next case.#maggie is dating a nice art history professor from the local college. leverage is very disappointed.#nate is also disappointed mostly because he thought she'd pick someone terrible and he could ''''rescue'''' her.#unfortunately this guy is okay. he does no crime at all except sometimes taking a penny without leaving a penny#which the leverage crew did not realize was a an actual thing and therefore doesn't count.#......also I do believe that sterling and nate exchanged handjobs in a ramada inn bathroom once or twice#and that maggie does not know this but sophie does.#(maggie would not have been into it but sophie....sort of...is. she likes the mental image.)#leverage
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personal sperm donor soap x reader because IVF is expensive (craigslist ad. everyone else thought it some FBI scheme but you just want to start a family minus the male relationship) thank you but once the dick appt comes, it turns into ghoap cuz johnny just had to bring his boyfriend to donate sperm too. higher chance of a baby
#make it extra gross with simon shooting certified blanks#he got a vasectomy when he was still a private lol#but you don't know that#soooooo let's try for that baby yes??#also soap got super fucking lucky the ad was real#he definitely believes hot 60 milfs around his area wanna fuck and are sending him a message lolol#he's a genius at work okay he's allowed to have nothing but air whistling in his head when with his scary dog boyfriend
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Hey
is solar lunacy discontinued?
Nah I just stopped sharing the chapters publicly because people were being weirdly hostile about my update schedule, so rn the only people who's seen the updates is myself plus one other person. I'll prob continue to wait to share the writing tbh until I feel like its chilled out more
#so same thing that happened with ceatpeotw and the j/eremike collection and my old fnaf au if anyone remembers that#i still have the chapters just sitting there#i think my dst aus and fics were the only ones that i didnt recieve weird messages for updates for#and i think back on those series fondly#still would like to continue it#also its perfectly 100% okay to send me asks about iz or sl or dst stuff btw just because i am not updating the fic#does not mean i dont still have a love for it sdhgsldg
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Never gonna live that down.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan jingyi#jin ling#Surprise comic for today because this was cut from the previous comic.#And I'm so close to finishing season 2! I want to post my final comics and celebrate!#I imagine they (the juniors) hold the stabbing incident over Jin Ling's head for years. Akin to a funny typo in the group chat.#The stabbing is his Grink. Every time JL and WWX are seen interacting someone makes a teasing remark.#“I'm going to go ask Wei Wuxian what he thinks about our night hunt plans.” “Okay! Don't stab him ^-^.”#I also imagine WWX eventually leaning into it. A little bit of teasing to let it be known that there are no hard feelings.#LWJ (the funniest guy ever) would bide his time. Waiting for it to die down.#Then launch devastating blow as he joins in with “Wei Ying is in the courtyard. Please refrain from stabbing him today.”#Modern AU juniors would be brutal with the group chat lore. The pinned messages is a hall of fame and a hall of shame.#Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is sacred.#And poor jin ling is too reactionary. He is the ideal target because he flusters in a funny way.#I (the punchline friend) know my role well. I have been at the epicenter of many memorable typos and on-going bits.#You have to embrace it. Reverse it on them. Wield it as your power. Edit your messages to INCLUDE the typo.#(Fellow punchlines; I would *love* to hear your stories. Your jestery burdens. Your infamous typos. This is a safe space.)
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Cdiverse i love u unironically
#tloz#princess zelda#link#cdi zelda#faces of evil#wand of gamelon#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#i cant explain the airpl-ine! bit you just have to understand the vibe#i had to decide between the crop top and the mini skirt and the mini skirt won out#but i added magic cloak so the cuntiness equals out#i am still counting the third cdi game as seperate but that one is wildly unfinished because i cant get their posing okay#also yes this is the link i refered to as gayer than a court jester in my discord message post from last year and i will not apologize#i mean look at him#if anybody has zeldas official royal dress in their closet its him
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The audience is 100% me :]
Left Sonic's design is from me and @cherbearsz's murder drones au Right Sonic's deisgn is from @eloaholiveira's murder drones au
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#starrway art#sonic#sonic fanart#sonic au#murder drones#sonic murder drones au#sonic md au#mdau#sonic the hedgehog#OKAY ELOAH I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY ID BE 100% DOWN TO TALK ABOUT OUR AUS SKDJFHSF#I am so so so intrigued by your placements so far and also we would both have placed Rouge as Lizzy hehehe#maybe if you don't read the tags I will just have to like take a leap of faith and idk like... message you about our aus
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tumblr when mental illness makes you withdraw from company: nobody has the right to expect anything of you! take care of yourself! if they don't forgive you and act like nothing happened when you come back into the world, it's on them, not you! it's so very kind of you if you deign to try and overcome this for the sake of those annoying, awful people, but you don't have to if you don't want to! poor lamb!
tumblr when mental illness makes you need reassurance that people don't hate you: you should work on that. you should learn to compromise. expecting anyone on the other side to expend even a little bit of effort to help you is selfish and horrible. maybe just die actually
(NOTE: THE POINT HERE IS THAT BOTH SIDES DESERVE A DEGREE OF GRACE FROM OTHERS AND BOTH SIDES SHOULD WORK ON THEIR ISSUES. I hate that I have to explain it, but this is the Piss on the Poor website, so...)
#mental illness#no people are not entitled to instant responses every time you're online! that is true!#but people are also not entitled to consequence-free extended periods of straight-up ignoring their friends#if I have to understand that you're dealing with something (and I will!) you should at least try to understand that I am too#I just saw this post that was like 'okay well could you quickly tell me if I message you and you don't feel up to talking then?'#and the response was 'UM NO THAT'S STILL DRAINING AND YOU NEED TO EXAMINE WHY YOU FEEL ENTITLED TO IT'#like holy shit. shot down a suggestion of compromise immediately there#so basically a 'you do Lots of Work and I do Zero Work on this problem' situation. got it
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I can't rewrite this season but if it was up to me, I'd still have the Umbrellas sacrificing themselves to save the timeline and at the end we see the Umbrellas still alive, but they're all living different lives and perhaps with varied ages to show that its not their existence that caused the timeline to get fucked up, but the marigold that started everything.
The Umbrellas were always meant to exist and live, but it was the marigold that caused the timeline getting muddled and disrupted their existence. Without it, the Umbrellas (and every other kids that were created by the marigold) were able to be born and live their lifes normally like they were always meant to.
Would it still have a lot of plotholes? Yes. Would it make sense? Perhaps not but at least its better than what they implied with the ending which is very upsetting and dangerous the longer you think about it.
#the umbrella academy#it was so weird because they had two scenes with abigail blatantly stating how it was her creating marigold that started all this problem#so why did the show say#with no argument#that it was the umbrellas fault???#it made no sense. what is it about them specifically that keeps causing things to be fucked up#they're dysfunctional? okay yeah so would anyone if they're raised by reginald hargreeves#that would imply its reginald thats the source of the problem#their powers? still not right cuz the marigold was the thing that gave them the powers#so it should be the marigold#logic aside its also just such a horribly toxic message#the more I think about it the more genuinely disturbed I am about it
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I really appriciate how often Machete is depicted struggling and feeling like a burden, while still being loved and supported by Vasco. It gives the top tier angst of "i'm not good enough, I'm not worth it" but you frame it in such a way where it's clear that's just how he *feels* and is not how things really are, but also it's so nice to see someone who struggles quite often in a loving and unique relationship that suits them. The narrative of not being able to love or be loved unless you're consistently healthy is really tiring lol.
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#ah thank you! I'm so glad these themes come through the way I intended#this touches on something that I've been thinking a lot so sorry if this gets a bit ranty#but I have massive personal beef with the sentiment “you have to love yourself before you can love someone else/someone else can love you ”#I hate it with a passion#I know it's meant to encourage positive growth and I get that self-love and healthy self-image are something you should strive for#but it also sort of sends the message that people who struggle with these sort of issues don't deserve to be loved#not until they reach some external invisible standard of “okay I'm normal and well adjusted now”#“perhaps now I'm worthy of entering a relationship without the danger of dragging the other person down with me”#people who aren't in perfect health mentally or physically already feel like they're inconveniencing others with their mere existence#depriving them of the possibility or even the idea of loving and being loved won't make them better#it's just a stupid idiom it doesn't matter but to me it just comes across as unspeakably cruel way to think#and it rustles my jimmies#answered#anonymous
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I DESPISE the fanon that "I was nervous around you" meant that Edwin had a crush on Simon. Like, no, he was nervous because Simon called him slurs and snatched his clothes off. Bffr. That would kill any attraction immediately, IF it was there at all.
#sorry this is like my biggest bone to pick here#it bothers me a lot for some reason#i also really just do not forgive simon at all#like??? okay sucks that you had internalized homophobia but you're still a murderer#so that probably contributes to how much it annoys me#cool motive still murder in the words of jake peralta#but yeah#i must add gabriel did am amazing job though#and the scene w simon in hell is one of my faves in dbda#but i like it for edwin and for the message it sends about internalized homophobia#simon can rot#dead boy detectives#dbda
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Levi who has an untitled album in his phone and it’s all pictures of you. Most are candids in which you’re caught off guard. He’s talented at taking pictures without you noticing. There’s a picture of you sleeping, another of you snuggled up against his chest, one of you belly laughing, and more. However, his favorites are the ones that are the most ordinary, the ones that you personally don’t think are all that special. In these pictures you’re doing the most mundane things like laundry, washing the dishes, watching television, engaging in your favorite hobby, etc. He thinks you look beautiful in all of them. He doesn’t believe there needs to be a reason for him to take these pictures. You simply existing is reason enough for him.
#the headcanon that’s keeping me alive right now#he would never tell you about the album#it’s for his eyes only#you’re not going to see what he sees#one day when you’re both older he’ll make a collage of all the pictures and show you#but for now it’s his happy secret#also I know people have requested things and have sent messages I’m so sorry I haven’t answered I haven’t been okay for the longest#right now I’m just focused on dumb little headcanons like these makes me happy#anything and everything is overwhelming and tiring#would love to see me through his eyes#levi#levi ackerman#levi aot#levi x reader#levi x you#levi ackerman x reader#levi ackerman x you#levi x y/n#levi drabble#levi headcanons#levi hcs#manda writes
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I can absolutely talk about bottom Fadel. He would be so overwhelmed at first, trying to hide his face and his noises, not sure whether to push Style away bc it's all just too much or pull him closer bc it's also just so good until Style grabs him by the neck and makes him look into his eyes and murmurs how good Fadel is and just to let go and with a shuddering breath Fadel would finally relax into it. Afterwards Fadel would be shivering all over and clinging to Style who holds him and pets his back, dropping small kisses wherever he can reach and whispering how much he loves Fadel. Yeah... I can totally talk about that.
CLIMBING THE WALLS OF MY OFFICE AND SPINNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE ON THE CEILING BECAUSE YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's just the way fadel looks so overwhelmed every time style touches him. every time he's not the one initiating physical contact and taking charge of the direction it takes. and yet at the same time he almost looks in pain with how hard he tries not to show it, as if there's something wrong in being on the receiving end of pleasure, in feeling that pleasure and letting it wash over him, pulling him under. even jerking off seems like a perfunctory act just to scratch an itch and be done with it as quickly as possible
style, tho. style is all about pleasure and fun and feeling good. he’s also more observant than anyone gives him credit for. so when fadel bites his lip so hard to the point he draws blood just to prevent himself from making any noises while style sucks him off, of course style notices. he also decides right there and then that that simply won’t do
the next time style presses fadel down onto the mattress, he takes his time. he sucks and bites on fadel’s nipples until fadel starts squirming under him, telling him to just get on with it already. style looks at fadel’s flushed face and heaving chest, at the way he’s already rock hard and leaking through his underwear, and wonders if he could make fadel come just by playing with his pecs, but that will have to wait. he finally moves lower, kissing his way down to the wet spot on fadel’s underwear and mouthing at it. fadel barks out his name, half a warning half a plead, voice strained and legs trembling
style frees him from the underwear, slicks his fingers with lube, and presses gently at fadel’s entrance with one. fadel seems to relax for a second, but the furrow between his brows is back as soon as he realizes that style has no intention to hurry. style tries to distract him with kisses, the rhythm of his finger inside fadel excruciately slow on purpose. he adds another, and he knows he has found fadel’s prostate when fadel jolts away from the kiss and his hands close around style’s arms as if to push him away. style shushes him, his free hand coming up to hold fadel’s head. he hits the same spot with his fingers again, and fadel’s grips on his arm tightens. fadel’s eyes are blown wide and his teeth are sinking into his lower lip
style places a kiss on fadel’s temple and starts talking, his fingers massaging the same spot inside fadel again and again. “it’s okay to let go, you know. you don’t always have to be strong and keep your guard up, at least not with me. im here. i’ve got you. let me hear you. let me take care of you.” for the first time, fadel throws his head back and comes with a loud cry
ANYWAY. sorry for this mess, i guess i got kinda inspired by what you wrote ;;;;;;; THE POINT IS THAT STYLE WOULD LOVE TO TURN FADEL INTO A PLIANT SOBBING MESS AND TELL HIM HOW GOOD HE IS AND FADEL NOT ONLY WOULD LET HIM BUT ALSO COME TO LOVE IT THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
#IDK WHAT THIS IS AND I SHOULD HAVE PROBABLY PROOFREAD IT ONCE BUT I WOULD NEVER POST OT IF I DID SO#sorry again if i kinda hijacked your message ;;;;;;;#BUT I AGREE SO MUCH WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID#AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT#YOU MADE MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER#i hope you're gonna have the most amazing weekend!!!!! 💜#the heart killers#fadelstyle#stylefadel#celebelei#m: ask#why do i try to write stuff when im not a writer ;;;;;;;#but also this made me want to make an analysis about fadelstyle's sex scenes#but also where is the time and where are the words#okay im shutting up now
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#psychonauts#gristol malik#theodore malik#<-Yeah. Hes there#psychonauts 2 spoiler#nightmaretheater#time on canvas: 8 hours#also YES this is psychonauts fanart. I prommy. Iii prommy. its gristol when he was younger#rips my hair out rips my eyes out#Hi Ugly. Points at him#travel back in time and take him away from his parents Okay#you will get my message#as much as i hate him i feel he must be understood at some level.#im not saying we should excuse or forgive him. No. We need to understand why he turned out like that#(its his parents (he only knows propaganda))#i have so much to say on the topic . i have been consumed by thoughts of him#kind of upsetting how the one guy with a cluster b personality disorder gets No Understanding in the Understanding Mentally Ill People game#<-once again. Not excusing his actions#also yeah sorry i had to unleash the rendering demons oops
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new post hospitalization rdl pr vibes
#hi#me#my face#girls with tattoos#girls who lift#girls with glasses#all the best things really#penguin socks#wombats#full disclosure I was wearing socks with foxes on them this time#not penguins but it's okay#cute girl#pretty people#we love a good pr in this house#full set pr just in case someone is gonna think I'm going for the 1 rep which is fine just isn't for me#also I will not tolerate rdl slander#I keep hearing they're for psychopaths lol#also this is with a full on food baby#happy friday#be my friend#message me#leave the yids out of it please#ok#love me#I love yall#later taters#hot girl shit#(can't forget about that one)#selfie#mirror selfie
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quick question I missed the last class of school the other day for totally based and real reasons but the teachers would not accept them as valid. I've just gotten an email saying that I now have detention. is it ethical to go on rip.ie and find a person that has a funeral at that time and say that I was there because they were my mum's dear friend. or nah
#I have found a person who fits this exact purpose btw#also it was literally a 15 minute class after 2 hours of doing nothing. like I should not be getting detention for this but okay#I have been super respectful about it. I left a message of condolence on their page I don't think they would mind#also because it's a funeral I feel like they're not gonna pry and ask questions#anyway#ethical dilemma#I think I would get away with it#but is it right#is my question
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it's only water, it's only fire, it's only love
it's only slaughter, we're only liars, it's only blood
you're only dying, you're only crying, you're only dead
#aaaedit#agathaallalongedit#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#vidarkness#agatha x rio#mine#okay so i never figured out why i kept getting warning messages last time whenever i tried to smart sharpen#because it literally did not even happen once this time#so i'm just going to go with everythings good and i won't have extremely blurry gifs anymore#also it's insane how much i've just forgotten how to do on photoshop and i didn't even know all that much in the first place#but as a take 2 this one is so much better than the one from the other day so progress
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