#also never been to Ohio

[flyin-shark]

you seem like a very bug lovin dude, definitely from ohio

Didn’t think I gave this kind of vibe. Is that a good thing??

[uncanny-tranny]

Whenever people who are entrenched in diet culture talk about how terrible chemicals are, I just want to whip out this:

[marsoid]

i’m gonna be a special guest at Cartoon Crossroads Columbus (CXC) this year!!!

[coolspork]

Everything people make fun of Ohio for is actually going on in Nebraska tenfold

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[sandsstorms]

had to try @kashisun new nose presets and let me tell you, they're cheff kiss, look at those profiles!!

[bright-and-burning]

Hello Eve. How can one be bad at their nationality? Please.

LAHDKSHD ive been meaning to remove that bit tbh. mostly means i am pretty far removed from france, all in all. i haven’t really spoken french except while egregiously drunk since i was like, 17? i am maybe decent at dissecting sentences and rebuilding responses but not much else these days 😭 (@miamimaiden can attest to this). i’ve got a solidly french last name going for me tho and i am holding onto that so hard

[magicalmyths]

what is your favorite word ever

so its a little weird but my favorite word ever is "Cincinnati"

[philosophicallie]

ok time to try to blame someone else instead of me

[arlo-venn]

GI says next plan re: my pain spreading across my abdomen and to the spleen area is to do chest and full abdominal x-rays 🩻 I hope I can schedule them for before the gallbladder surgery.

[saturatedsinset]

did you guys know in roughly seven hours I'll be on a plane to Lucy :D

[pierrotwrites-hc]

It's raining in LA -- a drizzle, by my East Coast standards. A drizzle when we were promised a deluge, those fucking liars!

I complained to my husband, who told me the worst was yet to come.

"It's a tropical storm the size of Arizona," he reassured me.

Long pause.

"You don't know how big Arizona is, do you?"

"Big?" I guessed.

"Ha! No, it's actually super tiny."

"I don't believe you! Arizona is big!"

"It's smaller than Rhode Island."

"No! Rhode Island is the smallest state!"

"Second smallest."

"Really?"

"After Arizona."

I threw my hands up and left him to cackle to himself.

He just texted me this CLEARLY DOCTORED picture:

[taviokapudding]

Anybody else uncomfortable and disturbed that the whole state of Ohio may have state wide poisoning and everyone involved is either denying it or attempting to cover it up because they don’t want a mass evacuation and relocation of 12 million people because they’d lose money and be liable for all casualties, so it’s up to independent scientists to avoid being murdered to figure out whether or not Ohio has a dioxin problem and get the message out on all social media but mostly tiktok right as the US GOP is trying to ban tiktok?

[azhdarchidae]

More notes on pennsylvania. This place achieves such a transcendent level of bland whiteness because it doesn't even have a particular regional flavor of white. It's a perfect mix of appalachian, midwestern, and northeastern. So they all cancel each other out and it's nothing. The particular place I am in could be literally anywhere in America it's so full of chain businesses. If not for the cured scrap meats on the menus I would not know I was in the beautiful state of PA <3 Seriously what is with the meats. Please look up cream chipped beef and scrapple if you've never heard of them. Alarming ass foods. Love it here.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

hi so so sorry if this sounds genuinely deranged but I need to know did you write a fanfiction in like 2014 that was set during ww2 where zoro from one piece was sent to a japanese internment camp and sanji went to conversion therapy I remembered it recently because it blew my mind at age 13 and I had to reread it + need a kind of where are they now with the author so if that's you 1) what's your stance on the fic today 2) how much of the research was done during writing and how much did you just know beforehand and used as inspo 3) did you have any ideas for where the other characters ended up because I did always wonder if like idk chopper overcame the trauma of being in the war and also just what usopp's situation would be in general what with the political climate. once again. if you didn't actually write this fic so sorry this must look like the ravings of a crazy person. godspeed

Hi. Uh, yeah I did write that fic. I would have been like only 17 at the time. I did do A LOT of research, like the fic was basically an excuse for me to research Japanese internment and WWII history in general bc I thought it was super fucked up. I was absolutely hyperfixated on the topic and my parents probably thought i was nuts for my ability to talk at length on this particular area of history. I just finished skim reading back through the fic and woof. What a bleak fucking story. I was very cruel to everyone. It's frustrating bc I think it's an interesting and compelling idea for a story. But to me it feels like: here is all the research I did and also characters talking in what feels like a too modern way. Plus, I was 17 and didnt understand people very well. I wish I had the energy and motivation to rewrite it. Although, I forgot I used to do song lyrics at the start of each chapter and the tonal dissonance of Owl City lyrics at the top of a chapter of harrowing events around the time of WWII is unfathomablly unhinged.

[juehs34]

I’m not sure if this is some strain of covid or a rotavirus or what but I have NEVER had a stomach bug this bad before 😓 I know a lot of people are sick rn but I’m wondering if we have the same thing???