#also my moots

[oniondraws]

uh griefer working at mcdo (don't ask why)

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

[axoqiii]

wl grian aaaand my hcs for physical markings of life series victors

[kyonshi-8610]

i'm going to kill both of you

(from this)

[daeyumi]

Reawaken 🌌🌑❇️

First post here~

Never had a tumblr before so learning how things work here should be,, interesting lol

[heynhay]

enraptured by @soadscrawl's knight kl

[moggettt]

"If I wanted to take over the station's systems and kill everybody, I'd have done it by now."

[updatingranboo]

we have a new mutual on the updatingranboo blog 🫡🫡🫡 welcome in boss

[fatuismooches]

Every time recruits were assigned to a Harbinger, they were required to give a speech to the new agents. It was simply the way the Fatui worked - everyone must be made aware and dedicate themselves to the Tsaritsa's will through working for the Harbingers. The experience varied from Harbinger to Harbinger - if one were lucky enough to be with the Captain, they'd be filled with a sense of pride and bravery, if they had the misfortune of working for the Balladeer, well... one could guess how that goes.

Dottore's orientations were also anxiety-inducing, no doubt, considering the kind of reputation he had. Most recruits prayed day and night not to be selected to work for him. It was a very popular rumor about how easy it was to end up as a test subject of Dottore's. However, what many recruits quickly realized was that... working for Dottore was not as bad as many claimed.

Sure, some segments were definitely more difficult to work with than others, but it was actually preferable to working for certain other Harbingers. Just continue to produce results, and you'll be fine. Surprisingly, there were a sizeable amount of agents who adored Dottore. They would rave about him at any given opportunity to anyone who was willing to listen, and that didn't even include their signature handbook. It was also said that if you truly impressed him, he wasn't picky about rewarding you. Unfortunately for new recruits, they were still unaware of this and were left to shiver with their hearts in their throats, awaiting their impending doom.

Even worse for those poor souls, was that a habit of the segments was that they were notoriously late to these meetings, diving deep into their research and discarding it until the last minute. You learned this through idle conversation with one such segment, Beta, who especially despised this baptism.

"So... you just stood there and gave a speech to them?" You couldn't help but find the idea very funny, considering the kind of man he was. "What are your speeches like? Are you motivational, Beta?" He scowled at your teasing and focused his frustration on his latest creation.

"I don't have the time to waste on foolish things."

"Isn't it a good thing to encourage your employees?"

"This is the Fatui. They know what's expected of them," Beta scoffed as if he hadn't turned certain agents into flying robots in the past.

"Aww, but it sounds fun! I would wanna talk to them like that," you sighed. Most of the time the agents would bow, stutter, and quickly make themselves scarce when they saw you. Certain ones would just stare at you in awe silently as if they couldn't believe their eyes, and then scribble something in their notepad. You were unsure of their motives.

"There's a reason why Prime has never attended one himself ever since he created his first segment. All of us fill up our schedules to avoid it," the segment grumbled. He was the one stuck with the duty today. You only hummed in amusement.

"So when is the next screening of new recruits?"

"Tomorrow morning. Hmm, Omega's turn this time too. He's best at these things, anyway." You smiled as you had a very good idea.

"I'm going to go!"

"Are you now? Have fun." Beta responded dryly. Now that he thought about it, if you were so eager, perhaps he should have brought you to do most of the speaking.

"I will. I'll get them to be the most motivated Fatui agents there is!"

—

For a small group of people, they were starting their mornings with possibly one of the most frightening experiences of their lives. It was only natural for them to whisper to each other, all huddled up.

"I wonder if the rumors about Lord Dottore are true. Is he going to dissect us if-"

"You know what I wonder? What segment of Lord Dottore we'll get assigned to. I heard-"

"He has segments???"

"Apparently, he cloned himself at different stages of his life, so we'll deal with numerous versions of him."

"... As soon as the time comes, I'm putting in a request to transfer out of here."

"And that will be your biggest mistake. Lord Dottore is far more generous than you lot make him out to be."

"Pardon?"

"Lord Dottore is quite frequently praised by many agents around here. You just haven't heard them yet. Furthermore, he'll always appreciate results, regardless of your actions." The Dottore defender passionately gripped his chest. The group looked unconvinced.

"Are you sure they weren't under duress or something...?"

"Well, I've met his spouse once too! And [Name] was as kind as-" The poor agent was interrupted by laughter.

"Spouse? The sun would sooner shine bright in Snezhnaya than Lord Dottore ever being married."

"Is he even capable of love?"

"It's not a lie. Many agents who work for our Lord know them! In fact, they-"

"Ahem! Attention everyone!" A voice sounded in front of the room, that was... definitely not Dottore's. There stood a person who was... definitely not Dottore either. The room went completely silent as they gazed upon your rather proud form.

"You all were expecting Dottore, but I, [Name], will start this thing off first!" The glint of your wedding ring became all too noticeable for the new recruits as your eyes scanned the crowd. "Oh, hey! You're that guy I gave directions to a while back! You really did transfer over, huh!" You gleefully waved to him as he scratched his head, in both embarrassment and honor, and the agents suddenly had a feeling that the man was not lying about Dottore's marital status.

"Anyway, I'm gonna ask you all the question I know you're all thinking about. You're absolutely terrified of Dottore, aren't you?!" You pointed at them while their throats were dry from the situation. After a few seconds, they glanced at each other before nodding awkwardly. You only chuckled as you puffed out your chest.

"Well, I'm going to erase all those fears right here, right now. As the person who knows him better than anyone, I can assure you he's a great Harbinger to work under! And to do that... I'm going to give you all a crash course on Dottore's segments! So go on, ask me anything and I shall deliver!" Your resounding confidence was met with blank stares, save for the new inductee into the fan club.

"Are they really Lord Dottore's lover?"

"Well, they have to be... no one can just walk around casually claiming to be married to him."

"I mean... if someone like Lord Dottore is able to fall in love, then he can't be too bad, right...? We should listen to them."

One by one the nervous agents asked you a variety of questions - how to deal with them, how to tell them apart, what to do if they were annoyed, a few quirks to look out for, the kind of work efficiency he valued, the kind of sweets they most favored when it came time to pacify them- the more you spoke, the more engaged the new recruits got. You were rather proud of your skills.

"And if that wasn't enough motivation for you, do it for him!" In the end, you pulled out your one and only pet, the strange blue fox creature who blinked at the crowd who was loudly clapping for some reason.

"You know, I feel a lot more confident about working here!"

"I told you all, you just didn't believe me," the one fan said, still over the moon. But even amidst the commotion, a pair of shoes neatly echoed throughout the room, causing everyone to nearly fall silent at his presence.

"Oh... that's Lord Omega, right? His mask is black." Said agent got elbowed by another for speaking, as they all bowed lowly in respect. The segment was more interested in what you were doing here.

"... [Name], what exactly is the meaning of this?" The segment studied you carefully - despite your sweet smile, he didn't exactly have the best feeling about this.

"I gave them a speech of course! You need to motivate them more, you know? For the results you love so much! I just decided to do your job for you." Your lover stared at you and then turned his attention to the group who were standing stiffly.

"Is that so?"

"Y-Yes, Lord Dottore."

"Then you are all dismissed." The group blinked before quickly shuffling out of the room, mostly in awe at how casually you spoke to the Harbinger. You really were married...

"Just trust me Omega, those guys will be some of your most hardworking agents!" Omega looked at you thoughtfully - their demeanor did seem much better than when he spoke. But he still had a lingering thought that bothered him.

"[Name], you didn't tell them anything potentially... inappropriate, did you?"

"Inappropriate? O-Oh, of course not, Omega. I merely boosted their spirits into working for you!" You smiled, ignoring how his gaze was boring into you.

"That's all?"

"Yes, that's all!"

"..."

"..."

"Well, actually, I-I may have told them about the sweets thing again- hey- don't get closer!"

[kindred-spirit-93]

EVERYONE GET IN THE BLANKET FORT

a chonky grey cloud is on the horizon and im really hoping it rains!! inviting yall to a tea party in my very cool blanket fort :D

moots & peeps please bring ur plushies and feel free to drag ur friends hehe

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[oniondraws]

WAIT A MINUTE

Yk the darkside of Luna right? Like luna’s darkside

Here’s there bc Luna is tidally locked, But he’s still so weird, Yk why?

ALL MOONS THAT ARE BIG ENOUGH TO BE ROUND ARE TIDALLY LOCKED TO THEIR PLANET-

That even includes the important moons like Titan, Ganymede, Europa, Callisto, Io and more. Why haven’t they been shown to have a darkside too???

I have a few hypothesis

1. The other round moons do infact have darksides

If you think about it, this is the most likely answer, the problem is none of them seem to have ever shown, or even mention it. Fuck, even titan was shocked when the darkside of the moon revealed himself, ofc, storywise, this is probably the only plausible answer, bc there’s stuff that COULD explain it, like titan being shocked because some other moon also has a darkside instead of it being bc the ds of Luna exists

2. The darkside doesn’t exist and Luna is just fucking insane(LMAO)

Ofc this isn’t like going off the deep end, I can get where people get this from, like no other moon seems to acknowledge their darkside except for Luna, So it would make sense if it was all just apart of luna’s imagination, but Luna didn’t really seem like the type to do that to me, maybe Io? But not Luna for sure, and when Luna fell asleep, DS still existed and talked, without Luna imagining him, and Phobos and Deimos were able to hear the DS’s yells, and DS HAS shown himself to the others, so that rules this theory out

3. The Darkside of Luna is infact Theia

This is probably going off the deep end, But Luna seems to be the only one who has a darkside, other tidally locked moons don’t, What if this is bc the darkside of the moon isn’t a darkside, but is what’s left of theia? The difference between Luna and the other moons was how they were made, The other moons were either captured or was formed from the leftovers of their planet’s creation, oh not Luna tho, Luna was formed from a collision. The incident where theia and earth collided into eachother and formed earth and Luna, Ofc proto earth formed into the earth we know today, How about theia tho? What if theia became the darkside of the moon, or atleast what’s left of theia. Plus the darkside often talks about crashing into the earth, and who also crashed into the earth?? THEIA.

Obv the most obvious answer is that the solarballs team just didn’t think it through when making the darkside of the moon, he’s mainly just a gag or to make fun of the dark side of the moon myth, so they just didn’t bother thinking about the ds of other moons, huh but ofc we can be delusional tho. I don’t necessarily know which one to believe tho.

Ok but seriously, if the answer was number 3, that would make some interesting lore.

And if it was number one, What would the darkside of the other moons look like?

I LOVE THESE OMG 🔥‼️

I love ds moons and I've always wondered what the others would look like

When DS moon was first introduced i thought "huh what would the planet's DS would be"

Yum yum feed me

[foolsfortune]

Heyyyyy hey cmon don’t cry

Whole new season of Brennan in his drag, okay?? Coiffed hair half elf adventurer Brennan okay????

Hey don’t cry don’t cry

[shyaringan]

idk if this will mean anything to anybody or will reach the right audience But in the off chance it does-

I used to post art all the time, my username was @reegis and I used to draw a ton of mechanisms fanart??

I was (and still am ngl) having a lot of health issues and logged out because i was overwhelmed and really needed a break that I assumed would only be temporary. its a Very long story but tldr- was logged out, new phone, email accounts didnt transfer over like id thought they would, absolutely no clue what email id used for the blog, tumblr Shockingly not helpful about it.

I only recently started drawing again, and got an overwhelming amount of encouragement from my friends to start posting instead of just keeping to myself.

probably none of that makes sense to anybody!

but if you happen to recognize that username hi! i miss you and im sorry for disappearing

[saturnniidae]

I love how Trollhunters is such an outlier in its genre in the sense that from the very beginning, when establishing the status quo, the notion is set; you can't always win someone over, you have to finish the fight. It is very often kill or be killed, and you can't bank on being able to change that.

And of course in the beginning Jim is horrified, and staunchly refuses to even kill even the troll equivalent of a rodent, and he does manage to win people over by talking, multiple times. And he defies everyone's expectations with these new allies. His ability to do this is one of his strengths and it's incredibly impressive, but in the end he learns and relents to the fact that sometimes of only way you can stop someone is to meet violence with violence and by then he wants to.

It's not just about self defense or damage control anymore, Gunmar killed his friends, and caused those still living to suffer, and indirectly forced him to give up his humanity, his future, his chance of having any semblance of a peaceful life,

(In Jim's eyes anyway. But really, from the moment he picked up that amulet, he lost his chance at normalcy. He was doomed from the beginning. He was also 15.)

And he wants him fucking dead. I don't know, but that's just so unusual for the type of character that Jim is, but it's so very human to break under something so heavy (Young Atlas and all that, I suppose), and it's almost ironic for him because at that point – again, to him, at least – he is anything but human.

[nothingbizzare]

MORE MP100 VAMPIRE AU TERUMOB !!

Also this is how I imagine reigen when i say he basically cosplays Dracula in this au

[neonbodyache]

tis the season