#also my math teacher was there. i dont like that bitch

[camelspit]

eouaghh forgot i have to wake up early tommorow :(

[nosygay]

whatever you do at work do NOT admit you understand anything math-related unless it's all you ever want to deal with I guess

[mesanthropi]

i actually hate this sem sm but i have some parts of it i like. my advisor from last year is our arts teacher and i heart that sm

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for mocking my math teacher?

a few months ago my school got a new math teacher. this would be fine, if not for the fact that one of the first things she did was ask me (14M) if something was going on at home. along with this, i wad also severely depressed.

not only that, she had told multiple kids that ADHD is not real/that its a myth. my friend (14F, we'll call her c) and i both have adhd, along with many other kids in our class. she just very clearly does not know how to teach neurodivergent kids and it pisses me off every day.

i also had a conversation with her that was like

her: youve been slacking... somethings been off these last few weeks...

me: yeah i did stop taking my adhd meds recently

her: nonono it was a few weeks ago

me: yeah i stopped taking them. a few weeks ago.

her: why?:(

me: well they stopped me from eating so

and she just. walked away😭

so today c and i were sat next to eachother, and c goes to get help with a problem we were both struggling on. c comes back and sits down without a word. a few minutes later, i notice the teacher is basically yelling across the room at c and gaslighting her. telling her that she hadnt said anything about the problem being wrong, blah blah blah.

so a bit later into the class, this teacher comes over to our desk to help me, and says something along the lines of "you guys were talking earlier, you need to focus more ill move you so you can focus better if you dont stop talking" ect ect. c speaks up and says "well its hard for me to focus anywhere" and the teacher just. denies her?? so i say "well we have attention deficit hyperactive disorder so its not really something we can control" and she just kind of. disagrees?? it was weird idk anyways she starts walking away and im mocking her in a low voice which i understand wasnt a great choice but also. she was being a bitch. so she turns around and says "see me after class you two..." like damn okay.

c is also an overachiever so she often goes in for help and a few times shes just been denied help and like ??? you literally offered her help why are you now taking this back

this teacher has also given us a test on the ladt day of the quarter on something that we had been learning for maybe a week or so and it was worth 100 points (tests = 90% of our grade, hw = 10%)

i understand that mocking isnt a great thing to do but this woman has hated me from day one so aita

[bugboysgf]

Hate + Love

Chapter 2

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Summary: There is a thin line between love and hate but what if it's way thinner than you thought?

“Hi, im suppose to be tutoring somebody.” you told the lady at the front desk. The last 2 weeks had been stressful but out of extreme luck you managed to get all A’s but that also meant you had to tutor the people that were not doing so well in school.

“Oh yes, you must be Y/n.”

“I am.” you confirmed.

“Min Ho.” The lady calls his name and he jumps out of his seat.

“You gotta be kidding me.” you look at Min ho and he seems just as surprised as you are. “There has to be some sort of mistake, I can't tutor him.” the lady looks at her computer for a second and looks back at you.

“Sorry but there is a specific note from the teacher saying you can't switch.”

“What? Who wrote that.” you asked.

“It was your math teacher. Take a seat and get started.”

“I can't believe this.” you said sitting down.

“Do you think I want to do this? I have no choice.” Min ho rolled his eyes.

“Whatever can we just get started.”

After two hours tutoring you were done but to you i feel like 5 hours because every 10 minutes you and Min ho were arguing about something different.

“Thank you.” Min Ho says. You look at him in shock, you were never expecting those words to come out of his mouth.

“You have manners, I see. Can I get an apology too?” you asked hopefully.

“It happened almost 3 weeks ago, get over it.”

“God you're such a bitch.”

“Takes one to know one.”

—-

“We have Alex next.” Kitty said. “Oh my god we still have to walk up the stairs.” you said, you were tired already and it was only your 2 period.

“Do you want to go to a ramen place after the 5th period?” Kitty asked.

“Im Pretty sure I don't have to tutor today, so yes.”

“How is it? By the way, you are still not getting along.”

“Nope now i have to sit with him in alex class, because he wont let me change seats.” you rolled your eyes.

“Dude you have 4 months left until winter break, at least try to stop hating each other.”

“He's the problem, not me, he won't apologize. He said thank you yesterday when i tutored him but that's it.” you explained to Kitty. You honestly don't think that you and Minho would get along every chance he gets to make fun of you. He's gonna take it and you're tired of it.

“The problem is that you are both stubborn.” Kitty grabs the handle of the door and lets you into the class, she gives you a ‘be nice look’ and takes a seat.

You walked over to your seat and to your surprise Min Ho was already sitting down, he was always late. You take a seat and don't say a word to him.

“No greeting?” he asked

“What do you want?” you say in a cold tone.

“Woah, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.” he smirks.

“I just don't have time for your bullshit today.”

Lucky Alex didn't have you guys do anything with your partner work today you didnt think you could handle it anyways.

You grabbed your things and stuffed them into your backpack.

“y/n?” you stopped in your tracks and looked at the guy that called your name. Minho also stopped and looks at him.

“Yes?” you look at him confused. You've never seen this guy in your life and you had no idea why he was talking to you.

“I'm Derek, I was just trying to see if i can get your number.” you look around to see if anybody was watching and behind him were his friends waiting to see your next move. You didn't want to seem stuck up or anything, so you just smiled and typed your number into his phone.

“Great, I'll text you.”

“Cool” you watch him walk away and turn to Min ho. “And why did you stay?”

“What does he want with you?” “What do you mean?”you asked, confused.

“His dad is literally a millionaire.”

“I honestly dont give two fuck about that.” you said.

“It had to be a dare.” Min ho shook his head.

���Oh really? Just because an attractive guy asked for my number that means it has to be a dare?” you said offended. Min ho knew he messed up, he always jokes around but he knew that what he said really affected you.

“That's not-”

“Save it.” you walked away.

—

For the next few weeks you continue talking to Derek, you thought he would be a jerk but turns out he wasn't. He was really nice and listened.

“Where are you going?” Min ho asked Q. “Oh the nature club is having a hike today.” Q said, putting on his shoes.

“Great i'll come” Min ho got up from the couch. “You can't.” Q said.

“Why?” “Club members only.” “Dude i went last time.” Q stayed silent and didn't say anything. “Unless you don't want me to go for some reason?” “It's not that I don't want you to go, it's just that y/n and Derek are going to be there and I don't want you messing it up for her. She told me what you said when he asked for her number.” Q confessed.

“That's not what I meant, I tried to tell her that.”

“You should have said it in the first place, are you jealous or something?” Q asked.

“What no… no”

“Yup that sounds so convincing.”

“I don't like her, I hate her.”

“You know, you can hate and love somebody at the same time.” Q said shutting the door.

Min ho stood there thinking there's no way that he loves y/n? He hates her too much.

[letstrythisout4]

I think what I dislike most about snape is that he could be such a great teacher/mentor but he just isn't. Like we know from Half-Blood Prince that not only does he understand the material of potions as it exists but he actually knows how to improve it, to make it better. This could be the equivalent of learning multiple ways to get the same answer in math, like- Theres a scene in Prisoner (i think) where neville adds too much of an ingredient and fucks up the potion. That could be a really good teaching moment if snape just wasnt an assehole “oh you added too much of this, well class, whenever this happens you're going to want to add more of this and that to counteract it.” HOW DIFFICULT WOULD THAT BE- Because of the amount of fandom content i consume I don’t hate Snape, this fandom has really made me consider him as a person. But like I will never get over the fact that in the canon he’s just a straight up bully. Like dawg is SUCH a fucking missed opportunity. Imagine if maybe in books 1 & 2 there's a misunderstanding where he thinks Harry is a little piece of shit but then he slowly grows to realize that harry’s life actually kind sucks. And he never really likes harry but he isn’t a god awful person to Harry and his friends for no damn reason. And I think this wouldn’t bother me if he wasn’t meant to have a redemption arch. Like if it was just snape sucks even though he’s on the right side that would be fine, great example of shitty people can still make good choices, but that’s not the intention, the intention is that we just excuse all of his behavior and it just doesnt fucking work like that. I think maybe its cause im a student but there is nothing worse than a teacher who willingly doesnt teach, expects you to do well, blames you if you dont, even though they didnt fucking teach you and just put the information on the board without explanation, and then publicly shames you not only for academics but also your personal life/ appearance. I have a lot of respect for writers in the fandom for making him a more fleshed out character, the older ive gotten the more i understand him (i too am quite the bitch). But Snape as a teacher and an adult in these kids lives is my confront character

[courtjesterrr]

live reacting to fundamental paper education (music video)

okie lets start

ooh basics is behavior i love this song and the art style is cool

ooooh i love the characters designs already i like how they act like paper

w.why is the sky and apples the only thing colored- nvm

Oooooh the students look so cool so far

PFFT- spinnnnnnn

Ooh spanish and MATH. (math hater)

damn bullies (that guy who has 2+2=8 is so me fr)

ooooh thats the guy with the spiky teeth

wait why does the penicl have a needle

RUN BOY RUN (i pfft just the switching to the others students pov is funny)

damn imagine getting an F

wait whys the needl DAMN. OH FUCK. OH. OH GOD. THATS. BRUTAL. WELL THAT ESCALATED FAST.

WHY IS THAT SO HIGH QUALITY???????

THOSE POOR KIDS. (hates kids)

bro really said :3

oh damn nvm they all crazy

GOD THIS LOOKS SO COOL i would also so build a giant boat to ride in a school pool

damn that bitch DROPPED

wait who the hell is alice

NOT AGAIN WHY IS THERE A BLADE AS THE TEACHERS ARM wait is that a ruler NOPE THATS A BLADE

Bros cornered i love these teachers

DAMN THAT STRAIGHT UP BROKE HER LEG

MY KNIGHT IN SHINIBG ARMOR 🥺🥺

ah the room with the studwHATTT.

nya :3 -> nya >:D

ah, soo TAHTS alice! Love the shift in art style, reminds my of bunnycat

DID SHE DIE????

OWWWWWW THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT HURT

"Zip, Oliver, What are you doing." THEM BITCHES (i like them)

SO UHH. YEAH. THAT WAS AWESOME. I DONT RECOMMEND TO ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE GORE. OR NEEDLES. OR BLADES.

BUT GO WATCH IT ITS ON YT AND ITS GOOD

[mattslolita]

okayyy basically first period we had religious studies an cuz im just soo smart i got like 84 out of 96 on my christianity and islam paper. 😇we did the test before the holidays an they gave the results back ONLY now 😒 anyway thats completly irelevant... 🤣 but we hav a new seating plan AGAINNN and i sit next to my boyfriend woooo!! but.. he kept saying he was sleepy cuz he slept for 3 hours only. so he kept leaning on me and my teacher kept tellin him to get off of me 😭

then 2nd i cant even remeber what we had but the teacher gave him a detention cuz he had trainers on instead of "school schoes" LMAO! but the thing is they literally nike air forces like, jus got a logo an its an issue? same style shoes from fucking idk KICKERS 😭 would be PERFECTLEY fine! he was also in a bad mood cuz he dint sleep 😤 so he was arguin with him and ended up gettin taken out the class.. they srsly worry bout the stupidest things but things like bullying or EVEN racism r just IGNORED!!!!! for example one of my friends wears a hijab and theres this old ass teacher whos jewish (not an issue but it needs to be said for my point!)who keeps giving her dirty looks and saying things in arabic to her but she dont understand it? one boy who can understand him once said he told her she was "going to hell" and "following the wrong religion". LIKE? WHAT THE ACTUALLL FUCK? hes disgusting!!! hes also... got an israel flag in his classroom? like hows that even allowed? not even the point that i support palestine. its the fact theyre allowed to hav that in their room and its not an issue? cuz things like fucking voting for a new prime minister was kept secret by teachers cuz apparently they dont want "to influence us" but thats okay and wont influence ANYONE???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE? yuckkk

then last period we had maths and my bf kept complaining that his head was hurtin and cuz the schl wont let u go to the ofice to get paracetamol or any medication during lesons, we bring our own.. (which SUPRISEEE!! is not allowed) and i went to give him one and this fucking bitch comes up to me and says that i should not be bringing that to school, who knows if that actually medicine, and that ill need to go the head teacher to explain y i decided do that as it was unsafe. 🤣 like 3 years ago they sent my friend home for taking paracetamol at schl cuz they thought he was gonna overdose? uhhh he had 1? 1!!!!!!! LMAO! he had a HEADACHE!! i said i wasnt going bc i dint actually DO anything and we would just waste time for literally no reason.. ofc she didnt like that and said i was talking back an being disrespectufl. i went but the head teacher kinda likes me so she said it was okay but i shouldnt do it again and i said i wouldnt (absolutle fucking lie) then when i came bakck my boyfriend took his water bottle and said to me "ive got vodka in here" and i said "thought u said u stopped all that" as A JOKE! bc i know he obviously DOES NOT hav vodka in his bottle LMAO. but this teacher was like "well now i need to smell it to see if ur being serious" he started laughing an got sent out 😭 its actually becoming an issue atp LOLL.

ughhh cant wait to leaveeee!!!!! and SORRY its SO LONG 🫢

good job on ur religions test love !! so proud of you 🫶

here they go messing w ur bf again😭😫 AND UNT UNT THAT TEACHER MESSING WITH UR ARABIC FRIEND ??? HE'LL REALLY CATCH THESE HANDS CAUSE YOU NOT FINNA GIVE POOKIE DIRTY LOOKS & TALK SHIT THE FUCK ?? AND HES A FUCKING ISRAEL SUPPORTER WHAT THE FUCK.

ur school is weird as fuck, like the rules & shit don't make no sense to me. anyone should be allowed to go to the medical office if their feeling sick or just not feeling well like wdf ??

[myimmortaltribute]

EpIsOdE 1 SeAsOn 1

AN: HIII OMG THIS IS MY FORST TIM WRITING A FANFICTION But I always get compliments from my frienz so I thought why the hellz not! Im gonna publish my bookz on Tumbler! Anywayz. Its based on a RP i started in elementary school with two EX best friends but were not frienz anymore cuz there bitchez so now im writing the story my way. ENJOY

Hi My name is Raven Morticia Lilith Blackrose, But every1 simply calls me Raven. I have long hair the color of a starless night with red streaks in it that reaches all the way to my butt (not dyed there natural, I was born like this) and bright purple eyes because I suffer from a rare genetic condition called Alexadria Genesis (AN:look it up its a real thing). I have pale skin that looks like porceline so I never wear any fundation or concealer and I only wear black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, mascara and black lipstick. What u should kknow about me is that I'm not like other girls, and dats not just cause I'm goth (I wear all black and hate preps) but also bcause ever since I was born I have always been obsessed with dark'ness and blood & death… Idk why. Oh well.

I was in math class (ugh. ikr). however math class is the class where I can be on my phone the most (which I do anyway in every class bc I'm naturally good at every subject and the teachers never call on me bc they know I already know everything). Anyway. Every teacher just lets me be on my phone during every class because I'm naturally smart like that, all but fucking math teacher Miss Poppy, which I know is just bitter and hates me because she's preppy & has a personal vendeta against goth chicks like me. First of all, shes a christian (duh) and plus she dresses in beiges and pastels (gross) & always gives me dress code violations because I dress in all black (but the principal never punishes me bc she's on my side).

I was textin on my phon when he came into the room: Damon Athame, the hottest goth boy in school. He's super tall like 6'6 and super athletic even though he never plays sports or do gym class (he prefers to sit on the bleachers and write poetry. He's that deep & mysteryous). Anyways he walks in and sits right in front of me, ignoring me… I dont even care tho bc I'm just too in love & I know he probably ignored me because he was thinking about darkness & stuff like that like I usually do to. I was having a conversation with Trixie & Katya, my besties, when the teacher had the NERVE to tell me to shut up! I scoffed and grunted but had to obey ans shut up.

Bitch teacher: RAVEN MORTICIA LILITH BLACKROSE! SHUT UP OR ILL SEND U TO THE PRINCIPAL!

Me: Ugh. Whatever (rolls eyes).

Just when I was going back to doing my oen thing, something out of nightmares happened… there was a huge booming sound and evertone turned to eachother and started asking each other what the hell was going on. Suddenly, the walls started trembling and Damon stood up and turned towards the door with a resolute gaze in his beautiful dark red eyes (which contrasted his whiteish silver hair and his pale skin beautifully.). The teacher yelled at everyone to stay quiet and sit down but it obviously didnt work. At thet point the nightmare intensified: a huge crack opened on the floor and the walls started shaking and cracking even more. Obviously, unlike the rest of my female classmates I didnt scream like a pussy or ran away. Instead i stood still and looked down into the huge crack in the floor, instead of debris and pieces of the building &stuff, on the bottom of it there was a river of lava and flames and thousands of monsters that were trying to climb the walls to get to us. All i could do is freeze, and thats what I would have done if I hadnt felt a hand grab my hand and drag me out of the classroom. I turned towards my savior and I was so surprised when I saw that the person who just saved me was Damon!

Damin: Come on! Run faster! Damnit! Me: This is the fastest i can run!!!

Some rocks started to fell from the ceiling but Damon avoided them while he ran protecting me and making me avoid them at the same time.

Damon: Stairs!! Quick!!

We went down the stairs and got out of the school, then we seeked refuge in the gym together with four more guys: Cory: Damon's best friend. Cory is a bit of a preppy guy and a jock but he's not an asshole and he's funny and hot. He's as tall as Damon and has brown hair and red eyes. Peter and his brother Adam: theyre kinda like twins but Adam is younger so they look identical with blonde hair and blue eyes and Peter is a bit taller than Adam. (Theyre preps and absolutely insufferable.) Sally: a rich, spoiled, snobby preppy bitch who always bullied me…well…she TRIED. (I would never let her put me down.) She had blonde hair and blue eyes (of course… honestly I hoped she had been eaten by the monsters.)

Anyway, we barricated ourselves in the gym after Cory and Damon had blocked the door with some equipment and all the objects they could find. Of course Sally, Peter and Adam did fucking nothing and left all the work to Cory and Damon so I tried to help because I wasn't scared abt breaking a nail or something.

Me: Hey, can I help?

Damon: Get out of the way! I have no time for you now!

I was SHOCKED by his tone of voice. I never heard him scream like that. Okay yea i get it, we were in the middle of the apocalypse but I literally didn't do anything wrong!!!

Me: FINE!

I ran away into the locker rooms to be alone. (like, I was devastated. my crush just yelled at me can u blame me?) Of course I didn't just sulk around cause I'm not a pussy. I looked around into the room to see if there was something I could use as a weapon in case the monsters got inside the gym. Just as I was thinking about that, one of those ugly fuckers found his way inside and got right in front of me. It was hideous, a mix between a man, a bat, a spider and who knows what the fuck else. I got a metal crowbar from the floor and defended myself, hitting it repeatedly. Right when it was about to kill me, it was hit by a bullet coming out of nowhere! It fell to the ground, with acid-like greenish blood oozing out of the bullet wound in his head. I turned around and saw him, Damon, with a silver gun in his hand, still smoking. He saved me again. I scoffed but was grateful.

Damon: Sorry about before… Me: It's ok. Thanks again. Damon: Well… It's my job after all. Me: What do you mean?

Before he could answer the voice of a woman echoed through the whole gym.

Principle: Guys!!! Are you all ok??? Come out!!!

We got out and met the principal, she was dressed completely in black as usual (she's a goth too) with her usual gothik style. She was different from the tyipical principals of other schools. While I wondered how she got in despite the door being blocked, she raised her hands towards the sky and started chanting a mysterious spell in latin. When she was done, all was back to normal as if time had turned back in time: the walls were fixed and there was no sign of monsters anywhere and nobody seemed to remember anything abt what had happened. I was speechless. I was quiet for a while then I started bombarding her with a bunch of questions. (like, I was shocked.)

Me: What does this mean??? What happened??? Am I dreaming??? Principal, r you a witch???

The principle and corey laughed, while Sally, Peyer and adam had an annoyed expression on there faces and began making fun of me (typical. I obviously ignored them.) Damon stayed quiet.

Principal: Come in my office, Raven… There are many things you need to knoe…

[sirensea14]

THIS ONE FUCKING TEACHER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES FOR THE PAST.FEW.MONTHS. SHE DEMANDS SO MUCH AS IF SHE'S GREAT AT TEACHING AND FEELING LIKE A "MAJOR" SUBJECT WHEN SHE'S JUST A MINOR SUBJECT (science), ITS NOT EVEN RELATED NOR RELEVANT TO OUR STRAND.

I WOULD GLADLY MIND MY SPEECH MORE THAN THIS FUCKING BITCH BECAUSE THE SUBJECT INVOLVING OUR SPEECH IS MORE HELPFUL IN DEVELOPING OUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS (english subject), MEANWHILE THIS ENTITLED OF A C*NT GIVES A DAMN AT A SIMPLE PORTFOLIO AND WHEN ITS NOT FASTENED, SHE EVEN DARED TO DROP IT ALL JUST TO SHOW THAT THE PAPERS WERENT FASTENED. I felt real bad at the humiliation there. FUCK THAT BITCH, SIYA YUNG TARANTADONG PINOY SA ROOM. WE WONT EVEN USE THE SCIENCE LESSONS MUCH IN REAL LIFE, well, maybe in some professions and in some cases, an animal attacks but it doesnt happen ALWAYS, unlike communication nor does it hold any importance to our strand.

My anger has gotten to a point where my blood would boil just by the sight of her. And seeing her smile or laugh makes me want to do something that would make the guidance office call me (much worse than punching) Especially earlier when she mocked my classmates by making them feel shit abt their portfolios (altho they still have their own faults, i dont like the way the bitchy teacher addressed it)

All i can say is im disappointed at the Science subject, its my favorite to learn (except physics & chemistry) in all but this semester? It seems like math is more fun than that bitch's subject and occ (oral communication/english subject)--which has the speech activity that i dread cuz now im gonna deliver a speech on stage--has a better teacher in terms of teaching abilities. Also it makes the speech activity less dreadful but i need my full attention for it which isnt gonna happen cuz this fucking bitch (science) is demanding we answer her shit modules as if shes a "major" subject.

[violentdevotion]

Omg i was also moved to second set maths, the top set teacher literally called out my mark and was like "you dont want to be like this dumb bitch, right guys?"

i once studied super hard for a maths test and my teacher gave me my test last and told me I need to prepare better next time and that she was disappointed in me and I cried in class and shortly after I was moved down 😭😭😭

[camelspit]

1 day into the semester and i am so over it

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

my tutorial how to survive high school

bitches are gonna tell you OH YOU CANT DRINK COFFEE DONT DRINK ENERGY DRINKS yes. yes you can. WHAT YOU CANT DO IS DRINK FIVE COFFEES/ENERY DRINKS PER DAY. Everything is fine in moderation.

do your damn homework and at least try to do it yourself, you might hate it but ESPECIALLY in math it's all about counting a lot of the same stuff to remember it

EXPLAIN STUFF TO YOUR FRIENDS EXPLAIN TO YOURSELF for me the best way I learn is to explain. Explain it to your cat, explain it to your plushie, the process of you explaining forces you to connect your thoughts.

STUDYING WITH FRIENDS IS GREAT IF YOU HOLD EACHOTHER ACCOUNTABLE!!! go to a cafe and study with your friend but also if you cant tell that friend to shutthefuckup put in your headphones and start study that might be a great friend but not a good study budy

be a little flegmatic. HALF OF THE GRADE IS BEING CALM, you dont have to have good grades and once you realise that trust you will be much calmer in tests and subsequently get better grades for being calm and still learning. DARK MAGIC I KNOW I KNOW

ASK and not just the teacher. YOU ARE ON YOUR PHONE/LAPTOP. USE THE INTERNET. ASK REDDIT, FUCKING HELL ASK AI!!! i hate ai but one of the good things it can do is explain stuff to you BUT REMEMBER TO FACT CHECK YOUR AI

dont get stuck on one source BUT wikipedia is great for fast learning

also i already mentioned but forums that are reddit-like are your bestfriends, there is a pretty high chance someone before you asked the same question

I might add onto this but as a future teacher I have many thoughts about learning and I want to write something like this to give to my students to give them some no bullshit help

[mushed-kid]

Who was your least favorite teacher ever? What sins did they commit? Mine was a music teacher in elementary school who screamed in my face for 5mins straight because I asked whether boys were allowed to sing opera (I didn't know man)

💀

i have so many

1. we had a really strict and just scary teacher once like chill im seven

2. music teacher that i actually liked but i fucked up playing on the drums (first time ever touching a drum set) and my rythm was so bad he just sent me away after like two seconds💀 i was like 10 maybe

3. music teacher everyone seemed to like but i hated her she was so fake ass bitch fuck her i dont like her

4. english and religion teacher that was just the worst ever igh he was so annoying and dumb

5. oh wnglish teacher that everyone always trashed on but i felt bad so i liked her but then once i had a presentation which is bad enough in itself but then she also in front of wveryone said that i wasnt good

6. gym and food/healthclass teacher that was just super annoying and also just disliked all the students for some reason. also tried to make me admit i skipped class but she didnt actually have proof so she had to drop it because i lied and said i didnt

7. had a math teacher that was a nice person i guess but he wasnt good at teaching so we got a new one cause everyone complained lmao

thats all i remmeber rn, i think nr. 5 wins thoguh cause she really hurt my feelings and i almost started crying in front of everyone😔 i knew how to pronounce everything i was just so nervous i couldnt speak

[txxfiles]

give me all the fics where the boys kiss

Hi! It looks like I'm week 3!

I honestly have no idea idea what im doing really but i guess you'll just have to listen to me ramble about something i enjoy. Seems to fit the theme we've accidentally settled on and well! if theres one thing im good at rambling about its bl fanfiction. i read ALOT of fanfiction. like 13million words worth of it in 2023 alone (an estimate but i did the ugly math for jan and feb last year and id already read 2.7 million words so i dont think its too high an estimate).

ive read fics from too many fandoms to count and also have way more hyperfixations then any one person has a right too but the one that has owned my ass consistently for the last 4 years is The Untamed otherwise know as Mo Dao Zu Shi (MDZS).

The lovely Eucalyptus from week 2 was watching the untamed during covid (and holy shit what a wild ride that was) and the next thing I know im neck deep drowning in fan art and tiktok edits of beautiful chinese men that have no business being as talented as they are (Im looking at u Wang Yibo) This. shit. fucked. up. my. life.

then i turned to my good friend AO3 (love of my life i could not exist without you) and 4 years later ive read my tags dry. if its complete, ive read it. im getting desperate and ive started reading works in progress, yikes. its so risky i honestly cannot tell you how much anxiety it gives me. ive been burnt too many times.

HOWEVER

this does mean if you need a fic recommendation then your girl has got you covered, so i figured i would share with you my TOP SIX fic recommendations. im sorry i tried to make it 5 but i just couldnt do it.

I will be chasing a starlight by feyburner & sundiscus 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji - 71,479 words - Complete

Omg. Wangxian Startrek AU. The pining, the miscommunication. I felt every range of emotion on this roller-coaster. I literally printed this out so that I could keep it forever. I wish I could read it for the first time all over again. This Fic hit AO3 like a comet. It even has it’s own Tumblr thread! Also comes with stunning fanart.

Paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji - 53,808 words - Complete

Modern Day AU, Musician/Single dad Lan Wangji falls in love with his son’s Art Teacher Wei Wuxian. I swear it's one of the cutest stories ever written, makes me feel all the good things. A-yuan is adorable and wangxian are hot and charming. The Ultimate wangxian comfort fic. 

Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller 

Jin Rulan & Wei Wuxian - 63,907 words - Complete

Jin Ling fishes his Da-Ju out of the gutter post canon (Literally dying alone in a dirty inn, Wei Wuxian it's been 5 minutes pls) and decides if no one else is gonna keep him then he damn well will. 

It is perfect.  

Junior Quartet goodness, Yunmeng bro reconciliation and Jin Ling being a boss bitch little shit that has no time for anyone's bullshit. I cried as much as Jin Ling did in this story – which is alot. (Also another story ive made myself a solid copy of that i can love forever)

Joy In The Mindst of These Things by Glitterbombshell 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji - 52,901 words - 5 Works

TEACHER WEI WUXIAN! I love this trope with my whole soul. Lots of adorable baby Lans, I would kill for them. Beautifully written. Lan Qiren gets a much needed wakeup call. Last story is incomplete but can be read without the 5th installment. SO WORTH IT, ive read it like 10 times

The One-Body Problem by mitisket 

Lan Jingyi & Wei Wuxian - 28,689 words - Complete

Well shit. How many times have a reread this story? I honestly couldn't tell you. Jingyi gets possessed by Wei Wuxian’s very tired soul pre canon and it changes nothing and yet everything. Their friendship gives me life and Jingyi fixes a lot of problems for his new bestie/mentor/uncle with his big mouth. Mom I love him 

The Edge of Night by Hobbsy3 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji - 277,225 words - Complete

The best Zombie Apocalypse au on the MDZS tag honestly. There are so many good zombie film references in this one, i see you Train to Busan. Baby junior quartet, a perfect Wei Wuxian modern day depiction and so much love, angst and stress. It's delicious and I've never recovered.  

All of these fics are actually part of a mother document i made last week of all my favourite fics organised by tag because apparently thats what i do with my free time. hit me up if you need a rec!

Now that ive gotten that off my chest i'll let you be lol. maybe I'll do a rec for a different fandom next time. I definitely have enough to choose from!

Lots of Love,

Iris

[icyberrydoesthat]

am i suicidal or is it just exam season?? please tell me when you find the answer before i make an irreversible decision....just kidding..not. its quite funny actually because we had an assembly on exam stress today, i just chuckled as the teacher put on a fake sympathetic face and nodded like they understood but i just know they were thinking "thank flying fucks i dont have to do that again". i guess that does mean they understand but i can bet you 10 quid none of them know how to do surface area and volume of a shape or simultaneous equations anymore...minus maths teachers (poor tortured souls #freemathsteachers) i do understand that in order to keep the world in order, we need to work and to do that we have to not be completely incompetent but whoever thought "oh yeah, cram about on average 30 kids into a big box for 8 hours for 5 days a week !! thats definitely the most efficient way to teach the next generation !!" is a dumb bitch....with all due respect. i shouldnt complain, i only really feel like this when maths occurs (maths occurs alot) or im told to analyse a text from a time where marrying your cousin was still accepted as a society because respectfully if the writer wanted us to know their intention, i feel like theyd just work it into the book or dedicate a page or two, titled "writers intention". i really really really shouldnt complain seeing as people would kill to be in my position and also im not coming up with any innovative, productive ways to teach because in reality im quite lazy and instead of doing something about it, coming onto tumblr and ranting about it is much more fun.

i wish robots would hurry the fuck up and just take over already.

xoxo

A

ps: can you tell i had an english test today...

pps: reading shatter me... its kinda mid so far