#also if anybody does any of the things i mentioned on this post you're getting blocked instantly!

[xinganhao]

⛓️‍💥 svt trying (and failing) to gatekeep you.

ANON REQUESTED “SEVEN-I wanted to gatekeep you from everyone else but I failed-TEEN and their bff/gf??”

ⓘ INCLUDES: romance, fluff, humor. established relationships, use of pet names, mention of alcohol (soonyoung). headcanons under the cut. ・ NOTE: the laugh i let out when i saw this request. my favorite genre of svt fr. ‹𝟹

⛓️‍💥 how (and why) seventeen failed at gatekeeping you.

seungcheol posts a photo of you on weverse. it's simple enough: a picture of you across the table from him, smiling over a dinner date. the only caption is a single red heart emoji. the photo choice is intentional. he chose one where your face is clear and your identity is unmistakable, because he'll be damned if any other guy tries to hit you up when you're spoken for.

jeonghan falls into the rabbit hole of couple items. it starts with the phone cases, but it doesn't end there. clothes of the same style. shoes from the same brand. he swears he's not playing relationship olympics; it's just so clear to him that the two of you are the it couple. anybody who says otherwise can talk to your matching luxury bags, thank you very much.

joshua misses the fact that he hadn't switched instagram accounts. he has two: his work-sanctioned one, and the one where he keeps up with everybody that matters. the boys call it his 'shrine' for you, because that's where he actually keeps log of your little dates. until he accidentally posts it to his main. where's that damn delete button, and why is it so elusive?

junhui is on a roll during an interview. he's in a chatty mood, and he's feeling a little loose-lipped. when the interviewer cleverly asks about his love life— phrasing it like they already know he has one— jun is trapped. hook, line, sinker. he happily yaps about you, only to realize much later that may have not been the move. too late. the interview's already live.

soonyoung should have known that alcohol and a media engagement would not be a good combination. he had begged the producers to cut the footage out, but, alas; it was the most clickbait-y part of the video. how could they? now, everybody knows soonyoung can rant about how much he loves you for upwards of twenty minutes.

wonwoo isn't aware he was supposed to be gatekeeping you. one fine day, he drops a carousel of photos on his photography account. you're partially visible in some of them— the side of your face, the curve of your side, the flash of your grin. the two of you had been on vacation. the account is his archive, anyway; everyone else's opinion be damned. he wants to remember you like this.

it's not a name drop, but it's a close thing. jihoon's never been the type to declare things on sns, so he does it in the way that he knows. a throwaway lyric. an entire song. fine, maybe a mini-album. he could have an entire discography solely about you, if he's being honest. people can guess all they want. if you're immortalize in his song, then jihoon's job is done.

from the very beginning, seokmin has wanted to scream you off the rooftops. he holds back because he knows the consequences of going public. he can't resist it, though, and he eventually sneaks a photo or two into a photo carousel. he gets giddy at perfecting the soft launch, at nailing the art of perfectly-cropped photos and choice songs. it scratches that itch of his— the urge to have everybody know about you, while also keeping you to himself.

you and mingyu show up at fashion week, immaculately dressed from head to toe. talk about a hard launch! he giggles as he answers questions from interviewers. it's clear to everybody that he's absolutely smitten. there are literal models in front of him, and he's looking at you like you beat them out any day. he never really liked these types of events, but if he gets to have you at his side, looking like the goddess that you are— well. he might have to start responding to a couple more invites.

minghao shocks the entertainment industry with a well-worded essay on weibo about the importance of valuing an idol's private relationships. in true minghao fashion, he makes it abundantly clear how important boundaries are to him. buried underneath that is the confirmation that he is dating, yes, and that it's a part of his life he'll stake his career to defend. this is just his job, but loving you is part of his life.

seungkwan's cover of a western love song has fans swooning, but a dedication buried in the description of the youtube video has everybody flabbergasted. 'dedicated to my girl,' it simply says. no explanation. no name drop. seungkwan has a girl, and that's that. he accepts your wrath; he knows you'll secretly enjoy reading the absurd speculation with him. chaos is fun in moderation, and this is one of the ways seungkwan likes to poke the bear.

it's a series of unfortunate events for vernon. he posts a mirror selfie of himself— a rare one!— without knowing anyone can zoom in and see you on his bed, (thankfully) fully clothed but definitely looking very comfortable. like you belong there. he takes a long nap after, missing dozens of calls and waking up to hundreds of texts. oh, well. you were going to have to go public one day, anyway.

your privacy might have lasted if chan wasn't so damn obvious whenever the two of you were out and about. even on your most discreet dates, chan looks a little too happy to just be hanging out with a friend. the paparazzi catches wind. the final nail on the coffin is a close-up stolen photo of chan's lockscreen: a selfie of him planting a big, fat kiss on your cheek.

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[nonightingalesinberkelysquare]

WARNING FOR GOOD OMENS SPOILERS!!!!

FURTHER SLIGHT SPOILER WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING BOOKS: The Bone Clock by David Mitchell, You Only Call When You're In Trouble by Stephen Mcauley, and Bibliomaniac by Robin Ince.

Edit: Photos by @polychromicron-persei-8 !!!!!

So I'm sure a lot of the fandom have seen the pictures posted by a very lucky fan who saw the production of good omens happening out in Scotland today!!

However what I'm not seeing people talk about is a hidden gem in the reblogs.

SOMEONE HAD MANAGED TO GET A PICTURE OF THE BOOKS IN THE WINDOW!!!

Naturally, I had to go and do my research to see if these books give us any clues or serve any other purposes other than decorative purposes

AND LET ME TELL YOU

These are the the books visible in the window:

I'll go through them one by one

(Please bear in mind, I haven't read any of these books personally!! The only information I have on them are the little bits I found online in a very rushed attempt at research!!!)

Okay firstly

"The Bone Clocks" by David Mitchell

Now, this is the one that I struggled to make sense of the most out of the three.

The story appears to follow a runaway teenage girl who is a "lightning rod for psychic phenomena." These visions are said to reorder reality and send her into a real life nightmare.

However,

It also states that there is a boy who eventually crosses paths with her and who's story "comes together in moments of grace and extraordinary wonder"

As I said, I've never read these books and the only link I could begin to make with this is the idea of a "supernatural being meets another supernatural being and what they can do when they're together defies anyone's wildest dreams" story, similar to what we have seen and could see in GO3.

The next book is where it gets FARRRR more interesting (in my opinion)

NOW

THE TITLE? INTERESTING ASF.

IS AZIRAPHALE IN TROUBLE? OR EVEN CROWLEY?

The quotes are literally taken from the amazon listing itself, but I'll just point out the bits that stuck out to me personally.

☆ "is it ever okay to stop caring for others and start living for yourself?"

And I'm skipping a HUUUUGE chunk of the story here so apologies

☆ "Tom does what he's always done - answers the call."

☆ "Thus begins a journey that will change everyone's life and demonstrate the beauty or dysfunction (or both?) of the ties that bind families together and sometimes strangle them."

THAT LAST QUOTE REALLY STICKS OUT TO ME. Personally, I'd say that could possibly relate to the heaven and hell divides?

But furthermore, we were told prior to the whole NG situation that Aziraphale and Crowley aren't talking.. so could that mean that as soon as they begin speaking once again, they have the power to leave heaven and hell behind? Perhaps stop the divides?

And last, but certainly not least

Now, keep in mind that this particular book is nonfiction and appears to be written from the authors own point of view as he aims to visit 100 bookshops in 100 days.

This has a relatively short description from what I can see right now so I'll put it in here

"Bibliomaniac takes the reader on a journey across Britain as Robin explores his lifelong love of bookshops and books - and also tries to find out just why he can never have enough of them.

It is the story of an addiction and a romance, and also of an occasional points failure."

This one interested me SO much because it SCREAMS Aziraphale character development sort of thing? You know?

I really struggled to find any spoilers for this one whatsoever but one website did mention the author's love for vintage books, which he only ever reads as and when, as opposed to focusing on just one book.

I just thought this was SO SO SOOOOO interesting, and if anybody has any differing thoughts/interpretations or has even read the books, the comment section is a safe space to do so!!! All theories/suggestions are welcomed (any hate WILL be blocked, don't test me).

OR MAYBE THIS ALL MEANS NOTHING AND IM JUST CLOWNING FAR TOO HARD?!??!??!

[whore-ibly-hot]

Yan!Bully x Reader x Yan!Freak Pt 2

"Boys Night Plus One."

18+ Minors DNI

Warnings: Bullying, name calling, degradation, violence, non-consensual photos, nonconsensual touching, male pronouns for the yans, mentions of school, general perversion, toxic behaviors, creep behavior, cum, masturbation, male and female genitalia.

Part 1 here

(AN: This one is for you, anon who sent me a bullet-point list of some ideas for Ahmed and Patrick which were better than anything I could have come up with. I love you.)

You groan, struggling to yank off the cotton top you had taken to wearing for PE class. You had been sick for a week or so, and in order to stay up on your grades you had been doing classwork after school. Today, you are making up some time for gym class using the school's exercise facilities. Once you finally get it off, you unlock your locker and put your gym clothes inside, reapplying your deodorant and putting on your school shirt. Just as you shut your locker, you hear the door of the girl's locker room flap shut, and you perk up at the sound. That's odd, after a few days of working out after school, you've never run into anyone else using the facilities.

"Hello?" You call out, peering around the row of lockers. Suddenly, a fist slams into the locker behind you, making you shriek. You whip around, to see Patrick, the schools most notorious bully laughing his ass off at how spooked you got. "Patrick!" You yell, smacking him lightly. "Ooh, feelin' fiery, huh?" He takes a breath, calming himself after laughing so hard. "What's got you so pissed off?" You roll your eyes.

"You scared me, and you're in the girls locker room!" He fakes shock, and looks around. "Really, the girls locker room? Huh, wonder how I wound up here..." He muses, playfully leaning up against the lockers. "If it was the boys locker room, why would I be here?" You ask. He shrugs. "I don't know, maybe you were tryna' sneak a peek at some dudes after football practice." He grins, leaning over you a little more. "Or maybe you wanted one of them to sneak a peek at you." You blush, and push him away. "Go away, Patrick, there's no reason for you to be here right now." You try to quickly gather your things, and make your way to the door.

"Woah, woah, hey, where ya' going? I'm just checking on you. You haven't been to class lately, I was getting worried." He uses your moment of surprise to grip your wrist and gently pull you back over. "I was sick, just needed some time away from class. Why does that matter to you?" You ask, confused. He's always enjoyed tormenting you, and you would think you were special if he didn't also torment everyone else. Of course, Patrick knows where you've been, because he's had Ahmed posted outside your bedroom for the duration of your absence, both to get photos and make sure you aren't hanging out with anybody else. He shrugs again. "I missed seeing you in these." He reaches into your gym bag, gripping one of the pairs of gym shorts and pulling them out. "Y'know, I don't think these follow the dress code..." Admittedly, you needed to get some new shorts. These ones were small, but you just hadn't gotten around to buying new ones. "Gym class is already fuckin' boring, especially when I can't see your sweet little ass bent over, trying to do toe-touches or yoga or whatever the fuck we're supposed to in that sweaty shit-hole."

You only blush and grab the shorts from him, stuffing them back into your bag. "Well, I'm sure you managed fine without me. There's plenty of girls to perv on that aren't me." You whimper. Patrick chuckles, and shakes is head. "Yeah, but I don't want any of them." He pauses, then clicks his tongue. "That reminds me though, I did make a friend while you were gone. I had a lot of free time since you weren't around to play with." You glance up at him. "Another member of your gang?" You ask. The last thing this school needs is even more assholes hanging out with Patrick. "Nope. It's someone I knew before you left, but I've made amends with them. Patched things up, self-improved." He brags. He looks down at you smugly. "You should be proud of me, I'm a changed man."

"What do you mean?" You aren't sure what previous acquaintance he's referring to. Due to Patrick's widespread terror, it could be pretty much anyone. "You know that new kid, Ahmed?" Your mouth opens in shock. You had heard things about the new boy, with dark hair and wide eyes. You had noticed him a few times in English class. He was always quiet, only occasionally speaking when he was being picked on by the other kids, quietly protesting the abuse. You had traded poetry a few times for an assignment. He seemed very creative. You weren't really sure why the other kids picked on him so much, but you suspected it was because Ahmed was Patrick's new favorite. You had heard of the things he'd done to Ahmed, robbing him, beating him, stealing his classwork. You didn't do anything, how could you? Patrick hated when people stood up to him, and you didn't want his attention on you anymore than it was.

"You're... friends with him now." Patrick nods. "That's cruel, Patrick. You can't do all that stuff to somebody, then force them to play friends with you. It's not right!" You exclaim, boldly defying him for a moment. He only exhales lightly, and puts his hands up in surrender. "You got it all wrong, baby. We are friends, me and him. We've made amends. I told you, I'm changing. I'm a reformed juvenile." He looks up to see if you're buying it. He pouts when he notices you still seem skeptical. "Alright, I guess I'm not 'reformed', exactly, but me and him really are friends now." You only nod, hoping he will drop it and go away. This reaction makes him scoff. "You still don't believe me? Fine, I'll tell you what. I'm going over to see Ahmed at his house tonight, to hang out. Why don't you come with me?" He offers.

You shake your head no quickly. "I'm not going anywhere with you, Patrick." You exclaim. "Well, if you do go, and see me and him are friends, you'll know I'm not such a bad guy, and you might like my new friend. If you don't go though..." He chuckles lowly. "Me and this guy may not be friends... and by not going, your risking this kid getting beat up in his own home. Do you want that on your conscience?" You bite your lip, but shake your head. "No, you don't. I could handle that, but you couldn't, pretty thing. So come on, grab your shit and head over there with me, alright?" You make no movements, and Patrick groans, grabbing your gym-bag. "Fine, since I told you I'm changing, and I'm a gentleman, I'll carry your stuff." His free hand grabs your wrist. You both walk out of the school doors towards the bus stop. As you stand waiting for the bus, he leans in, his lips almost brushing your ear. "We're taking the city bus, and it's late enough that it's gonna be crowded." You nod, not sure where he's going with this. "Lots of hard working people want a seat, and we should give it to them. Being good members of the community and all that shit." He sighs. "So whether or not there's a free seat for you, I expect that ass on my lap for the whole ride, you feel me?" You blush, and look at him with wide eyes. He chuckles, leaning back from your ear. "Gotta save some room for everyone else. Besides, I'm plenty comfortable."

Ahmed is sitting on his bed, foot bouncing at a pace so rapidly it practically shakes his whole scrawny form. He stares at the clock, counting the seconds until Patrick shows up. He promised, promised he'd have a way of getting you here. After weeks and weeks of photographing you from a distance, Patrick promised he would finally get to be near you, talk with you. Ahmed wasn't exactly sure how Patrick was going to accomplish this, but he knew given his reputation it would be easier for Patrick to get a hold of you than him. He just hoped whatever Patrick did, it wouldn't be as severe as what he endured before Patrick and him entered a truce. He didn't want you in his house for the first time, scared and unsure why you were brought there. No! He wanted his new house guest to be comfortable. His room was dark, with books, figures, and posters strewn about. He did his best to make it homey though. He opened the curtains, cleaned out any trash, (hid his camera and photo collection). He was sure Patrick was going to laugh at him for all this, seeing as Patrick had seen the state his room was in before. Ahmed shakes his head. He wasn't worried about Patrick right now. No, he was ready to see you, talk with you. Maybe... maybe even get to touch you.

The door creaks, and Ahmed hears footsteps approaching. Heavy boots, followed by the light patter of smaller feet. He bites his lip to the point it almost breaks skin. Patrick had done it. You were waiting just outside his room.

He hops back onto his bed, trying to look as casual as possible as the blonde menace he now called a friend traipsed in, with you behind him. "Ahmed... looks like you cleaned up a little in here. Huh." Patrick looks around, hands in his pockets as he leans against Ahmed's bed frame. "Ahmed, I believe you know my new friend." Patrick motions at you. Ahmed nods quickly. "Uh, yeah. We have an English class together." He says. "It's nice to actually meet you Ahmed, you and Patrick are-" You sigh. "Friends?" Ahmed nods. "Yeah, we actually have a lot in common..." He chuckles, shrugging. "Crazy, huh?" He coughs awkwardly. You nod, still not fully convinced.

"See, baby? I told ya' there's nothing shifty going on here! Me and Ahmed are just best buds." Patrick flops onto Ahmed's bed, bouncing the boy up a little as he wraps an arm around him, his grip rough on Ahmed's shoulder. 'Best buds' wasn't really a term Ahmed would use, especially considering two days ago Patrick was pounding Ahmed into this very bed, making the scrawny outcast cry and beg for his cock to go just a little deeper, just a little faster to give him that relief. Of course, Patrick was a jerk, and didn't let him reach that peak for at least three hours into the session, when Ahmed's parents came home. Patrick enjoyed making the boy finally cum on his cock, while trying to muffle his cries knowing his parents were just downstairs.

"So, w-would you like to watch a movie, or play a game? I've got Mario Kart, and Mortal Kombat-" Ahmed lists off a few more games, hoping something would catch your attention and endear him to you. You smile awkwardly, but shake your head. You hadn't really planned on staying, considering you were so sure that Patrick was just tormenting this poor boy. "I actually should get going, it's a Friday night, I don't want to intrude on your boys time." You move to grab your gym stuff, and Ahmed's face falls. He looks at Patrick, glancing at you and silently begging Patrick to do something. Anything, just to keep you here longer. "Calm down, I'll fuckin' handle it." Patrick whispers, before running a hand through his hair and turning back to you. "C'mon, baby! We don't mind you hanging out. Besides, Ahmed's had kind of a rough time in our school. I'm the only friend he's got." Ahmed blushes, not realizing the strategy was to make him look like a pathetic loser. "Patrick-" Patrick shoves his shoulder and continues. "Don't you wanna help him make at least one more friend?" You hesitate at the door, before sighing. It certainly isn't healthy for someones only friend to be Patrick, so you nod. "Fine, I'll stay..."

Several hours go by, and after two movies, four rounds of Mario Kart, and one two-liter of Sprite later, you are on the verge of passing out. You aren't really sure what happens in the next few minutes, but all you know is you are now laying in Ahmed's bed, with Patrick to your right and Ahmed squished on your other side, between you and the wall. Patrick fell asleep first, oddly enough. For a guy with so much energy, he gets sleepy quick. Now it's just you and Ahmed.

"Sorry about this, I didn't realize it was so late..." Ahmed apologizes. He isn't sorry. He imagined hundreds of ways this evening could go, but none of them ended with you pressed up against him, in his bed. God, you were getting your scent all over his sheets and his t-shirt. "M' never gonna wash these sheets again." He mumbles to himself. "Mm- what?" You ask groggily, making him jolt and blush. "Nothing, sorry." You go back to trying to sleep, and eventually pass out.

Ahmed tries to sleep as well, but just as he closes his eyes, he feels a weight on top of him. He gasps, and opens his eyes to see Patrick on top of him. "Come on, freak. We've got work to do." He sits back on the boys lap, allowing him to sit up. "Wha- I thought you were asleep." Patrick scoffs, and shakes his head. "Nah, just knew she wouldn't want to fall asleep around big bad me if she thought I was awake. But, I am. Now go find your camera." Ahmed looks confused, making Patrick roll his eyes. "Come on, you didn't think we were just gonna have a sleepover, did you? Tell secrets and make friendship bracelets like a fuckin' girl scout troop? We have a chance to get some close-up shots we could never get otherwise right now. Maybe even get a feel of her, now hurry up." The plan now confirmed, Ahmed scrambles as quietly as he can off the bed, practically throwing himself onto the floor as he blindly feels around under his bed for the camera. He knocks some stuff around, making Patrick his. "Shut the fuck up!" He whispers harshly. "M' sorry! It's dark." Ahmed whines. Finally, his fingers close around cold metal the camera, and he climbs back onto the bed beside Patrick.

"I'm ready. Just tell me when to snap a picture, and I'll do it." Patrick nods. "Heh, I've always wanted to see what's under this shirt." Patrick carefully slides the thin cotton up, not removing it from you but placing it just under your chin, exposing your breasts to the two boys. "Why doesn't she have a bra?" Ahmed asks. "She was coming back from the gym, already took off her sports bra, I guess. It's in her back over there, if you wanna smell it or some shit." Ahmed blushes. "S-smell it?" He stammers. "I don't know, you're the freak here. I'm just guessing that's something you're into." He isn't wrong.

"God, she's got a nice little pair, huh?" Patrick motions for Ahmed to snap a few photos. "Get one of my hands on em' too." Patrick's large hands cup your breasts, his thumb barely brushing past the nipple. Once Ahmed get's the photos, Patrick begins to gently rub his thumb and fore-finger over the nipples, watching as the delicate buds harden. "Fuck, I always like them better when there hard n' shit. Seeing them poke through t-shirts. I caught her out in the cold once, took everything in me to not make her pop em' out right there in the alley behind the school." Patrick smiles and the memory. Ahmed squirms, causing his friend to take notice.

"Gimme your camera." Patrick orders. "Wha- no! This, this camera is everything to me!" Patrick just groans at the boys pleading. "I'm not gonna' break it, freak. Just giving you a chance to free up your hands so you can play with her tits too." Ahmed looks between Patrick and your breasts, which are now peaking in arousal at Patrick's teasing. He sighs. "Okay, fine." Patrick takes the camera, and Ahmed places two hands on your breasts, squeezing ever so gently. "Wow, they're really soft, except for her nipples, I guess..." Patrick restrains himself from laughing so loud he'll wake you up. "God, you are such a fuckin' virgin. Do something photo-worthy, for fucks sake." Patrick eggs Ahmed on, and in a moment of boldness, the boy places a kiss on your collarbone, before slowly trailing his way down to your left breast. After a bit of careful kissing and teasing, his chapped lips find your nipple, latching gently.

"Shit... there you go." Ahmed is so lost in the taste of your soft skin that he doesn't register the camera flashing a few times as Patrick snaps some pictures. What he does hear however, is the soft, wanton moan that escapes your lips. He pulls back, eyes wide as he looks at Patrick. Patrick seems just as shocked, but this is quickly replaced with a toothy grin. "C'mon, clearly your making her feel good. Grab at her shorts, I wanna see if she's wet from us just playing with her girls." Patrick insists, and Ahmed obliges. Trembling fingers pull at your shorts, slowly inching them down your relaxed thighs. "Hurry up-' "I'm trying! It's hard when she's asleep, not exactly cooperating." Ahmed eventually gets the thin shorts down your legs, just above your knees in case they need to move them back up in a hurry. To his delight, he managed to hook your underwear down with them, leaving your soft mound exposed to the two boys.

Ahmed's nimble fingers move to spread your lips, the strings of slick breaking apart as he parts them, coating his fingers. He almost finishes right there, seeing the light of the camera as Patrick snaps a picture reflect off of your slick, letting them know just how soaked you are. "Fuckin' soaked... just from a bit of teasing." Patrick groans, making sure to get a picture of both your holes and Ahmed's fingers parting the folds around them. "Is that not normal?" Patrick shrugs. "I don't know, some people are more sensitive than others, I guess. Especially when they haven't been touched." Ahmed's eyes light up at that, and he whips his head towards Patrick.

"You- you think there's a chance she hasn't... y'know..." Ahmed trails off. "We're literally taking nudes of her cunt right now, just say 'had sex', 'fucked', anything. Jesus." The weaker boy shrinks into himself at the blonde's words. "I mean, it's possible. I've never heard of any guy doin' her, and I've never seen her with another guy around school." Patrick continues. "Isn't that your fault?" Ahmed asks, making his new friend chuckle. "Maybe. You're the one who's been outside her window for the past month, ever seen a guy over?" Ahmed shakes his head no. "Then maybe she's just been waiting for the right guy to come and show her a good time." Patrick moves a little closer to Ahmed, pressing himself against the boy's back. For the first time, Ahmed isn't bothered by Patrick towering over his smaller frame. "Well, right guys, y'know." Ahmed doesn't respond, his mind filling with ideas of what might happen, that night when him and Patrick finally get to be your firsts.

Would you be scared? He'd comfort you as best he could, but Patrick wouldn't be much help with that, (though he knows Patrick can be gentle when he really wants something.) Ever the anxious mess, he can't even focus on his fantasies without worrying. He needed to get condoms, and were you on birth control? Patrick should definitely get tested first, who knows what he's got going on. If Patrick takes you first, what should he do? He's content to sit in the corner and play with himself, but he know's Patrick would only make fun of him for 'not getting any'. A final thought strikes him. Would he be jealous? Would you like Patrick better? You've known him longer, and he's definitely more popular. He's pretty, whereas Ahmed is skinny and feral-looking. He's drawn out of his panic by the sound of a zipper.

"Whatcha thinkin' bout, 'Mhed?" Patrick asks. He can tell when his little freak-friend is spiraling. "You wanna touch her, huh?" Ahmed nods. He can feel the rough, calloused hands of Patrick palming his cock through his boxers. He shudders. "So much. I want... god, can I take her first?" Ahmed begs, gasping as Patrick pulls down his waistband, letting his cock stick out. Patrick gently rubs his thumb on Ahmed's tip, collecting a bead of pre-cum. "Maybe. You still' passing science?" Ahmed furrows his brow at the odd question. Why was Patrick asking about classes while he jerks him off over your sleeping form. "Yeah, I'm doing p-pretty well in all my classes..." He replies. He tosses his head back into Patrick's shoulder as the strong delinquent begins to stroke his length with quick, tight strokes. Patrick's free arm wraps around Ahmed's stomach, pinning the boy's back to his broad chest. "Gimme your notes for all your classes then. If you're good for me, n' keep proving you're worth something-" Another harsh stroke. Ahmed is on the verge. "Then maybe I'll let you be the one to break in her sweet little hole." Ropes of white, hot cum spill from Ahmed's cock as he cries out, before quickly biting his lip to try and silence himself. If you woke up now, there would be no way him and Patrick could make an excuse to get out of this. Just the thought of being your first leaves Ahmed so emotional that as his cock twitches in pleasure, he can feel himself tearing up.

"Are you fucking crying?" Patrick presses his lips to Ahmed's cheek, getting a taste. "You get jerked off one time thinking about our pretty girl and you fuckin' cry. Maybe you aren't ready to be her first." Ahmed gags, and turns around. He moves his arms, frantically whispering, begging. "No, no! I won't cry then, I'll be good. I'll make her feel good, please. I- I've gotta be her first, you don't-" Patrick shushes him. "You've got a long way to go. I think you and I will have to practice some more, making sure you last longer than you did just now." Patrick leans to the side, taking in the sight of your nude torso now decorated with Ahmed's cum. He grins. "Alright, here's the deal. You take some photos real quick, make sure we can see the pretty paint-job you gave her." Ahmed blushes as Patrick stands. "Where are you going?"

"Gotta go get some wipes, and I gotta be quick about it."

[fernslivers]

MOVIE NIGHT IMAGINES

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh this is my first time trying to write spice publicly so I hope it's ok 🥹 I'm so nervous to post thissss

I might try writing a few out into Drabbles in the future if anybody has stuff that they want to see~

SPICY stuff below the cut! TW; horror movie stuff, mentions of predator-prey dynamics, etc.

The three levels of Mizu's Movie Preferences:

Level 1 : HORROR

Tells everyone she likes horror because she figures that's what is expected from her.

She does like horror, but she also knows the vibe she gives off screams it

If she's in a group where she doesn't know everyone well, she'll put on some kind of mainstream slasher like Scream

But you can absolutely be sure that if there's some really terrifying foreign or indie title that will give you nightmares, she knows about it

She's observant; trust that she'll know at a glance which type of horror you can handle and which you can't

If she doesn't like you, this will be used against you

Generally not big on the trigger-heavy horrors, like films that exploit women. They don't scare her, they just don't appeal to her

Loves any horror where the victims of the monster/slasher absolutely deserve it

Loves the excuse to indulge in blood and violence without actually hurting anyone–it's a socially acceptable outlet that doesn't come with the risk of arrest

Admittedly, also loves how easily you flinch, it's cute

Meanwhile she's watching it with her usual stoic stony-eyed glare

Honestly at first you even questioned whether she was enjoying herself at all

For a while, the friend group had a running competition to see if they could get her to jump

Never happened, though she'll privately admit Akemi's choices almost got her once or twice

The competition stopped after Taigen’s scream got a complaint from the neighbors

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She still watches them with you even after you've unlocked the lower levels, though it's a very different vibe

She's always liked the excuse to watch you flinch and gasp, even now that she can make that happen other ways

She can't help it. You're just really cute when you're all wide-eyed and scared

“You're too easily startled. You need training. Every time you jump, you're taking something off.”

You try, you really do. It's adorable that you're still trying to behave well even though you both want you to fail.

Which you do.

Ok, maybe she slid her fingers up a little higher along your thigh at just the right points, but you still flinched.

Now you're all out of clothing. Not any better at handling the scares?

Here, she'll help:

If you're riding the strap, you can just keep your back to the screen. Better, right, baby?

Oh. Tsk. You still flinched at that loud noise. Clearly she's not fucking you hard enough.

There you go. If you're screaming, you can't hear the screams in the movie. All fixed.

Just know for sure that if she puts on a horror movie, you're not going to be able to feel your legs in the morning

Nothing gets her fired up quite like watching a bunch of arrogant, idiotic assholes get hunted down by a killing machine

Definitely gives her ideas for predator/prey roleplay

Turning all the lights off and setting you loose to try and get away, your legs still wobbly from riding her half the movie

Looking like a scared deer, stumbling around in the dark.

Do you know how loud you are? All she has to do is close her eyes and quietly stalk towards the heavy breathing and quiet whimpers

It doesn't matter how good the hiding place is, you will hear those footsteps getting closer and closer

You look damn good trying to hide from her, although you'd look even better all covered in blood

(Other people's, obviously)

No Final Girl is getting away from her, not in this movie

Not that you're complaining.

Level 2 : ACTION

After you've gotten closer, she might admit to having a thing for cheesy action flicks

Look, she's never gonna be anybody’s hero but the idea of being lauded for her skills instead of feared is a nice fantasy

Plus the choreography is just really satisfying.

She's pretty sure she could handle herself better than most of these dopey action-hero guys

She might have used one or two of the really clever one-liners on opponents she's fought (but only if she can be sure they won't go blabbing about it afterwards)

A special soft-spot for those racing movies, the ones that really get the adrenaline going with the well-edited chase scenes

Would you put on one of the skimpy outfits the love interests in those movies do, and maybe lounge around on the hood of her car?

She's a rural girl so she knows all the best roads to speed on

After one too many Fast and Furious movies in the same night, she gets up abruptly and tells you to put on your shoes

Takes you out driving and scares you half to death on those back roads

She's definitely imagining that she's on that run after a successful mission or something

You being genuinely stressed about getting caught is helping the realism of the fantasy a ton, thanks babe--

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You know it, she knows it; those sharp turns and high speeds have you both keyed allll the way the fuck up

Road head road head

You didn't know you could give a girl road head, but she is a surprisingly patient teacher

It makes your heart race even more to feel the car ripping around those turns without being able to see

Just the sound of the engine and her moans getting louder, while her grip on your hair tightens painfully

Knowing all the safe roads to speed on also means knowing all the safe spots to pull off

"Get over here now–"

Absolutely messy, desperate sex

The windows will fog, but not until the second or third orgasm, with how fast you both are going at it

It's not a comfortable position, but you barely notice given how frantic she is to get her hands on you and make you come

She's moving hard and fast, but you're so worked up yourself that you're not going to do more than yowl with approval

Thank God for long fingers, even at bad angles, she can hit every single spot you need

She’s got one hand shoved between you, the other on the back of your neck, keeping your foreheads close as she alternates between staring at your lips as they shape her name, and watching your eyelids flutter in pleasure

Level 3: ROMANCE

She secretly LOVES romance

Rom dram, romcom, period drama, whatever

It's just really sweet to see so much love and support

She likes the ones with kind parents, especially

Or ones where the parents come around and relationships get mended by the end

But when I say secretly, I mean secret-secret

She's SO mortified at the idea of anyone finding out

Watches them with headphones on and the door locked, when no one else is home

You've been dating for almost a year when she accidentally slips up and quotes one

You are floored and she absolutely bolts for the door

It takes several gruff denials and a lot of cajoling for her to finally admit to even having seen the movie she directly quoted

IF YOU TELL ANYONE–

Still refuses to talk about why she loves them but now you watch together

When she's especially grumpy or seems to be extremely stressed, that's the time to suggest it

She'll huff and roll her eyes and make a huge fuss and pretend it's for you

(But she's never once said no)

Before the opening credits are done, her arm is already around you and the other hand is reaching for yours

You're gonna have to feed her the popcorn because she's not letting go of you for even a minute

She's NOT crying, shut UP

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The sex afterwards is always extremely tender and sweet

The kind that's a reminder that she really does adore you, even when she's bad at saying it

She takes her time running her hands over you slowly and watches you without pause

Those eyes which are always like ice are like the ocean, wide open and meltingly warm

Lots of compliments, she really does her best to make them special

But sometimes all she can say is how special and beautiful you are, over and over

It's the one time she isn't going to scoff at cliches

She always says it so hushed and painfully earnestly, like it's filling her with awe that you're even here with her

Every caress from you makes her eyes flutter, and she presses into your hands like she can't get enough

Extremely needy for your attention and your touch

Her noises are softer and higher than usual, and she's much more vocal

She never stops watching you, with the softest look of concentration, almost poignant

She never thought she'd see romance like this outside of the movies, not someone like her

The buildup is slow but the orgasm is absolutely cataclysmic

She will never, ever admit it but she tries really hard to time it so that you can come together at the same time

So much snuggling afterwards

Where do you think you're going? Get comfy, you're in a full bear-hug for the next few hours

Want to watch another?

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Hey I was wondering if you have any plans or mini ideas on the bnha cyber au. Last post was a while ago and was curious if you're still interested in the au.

Mustofelese Rope Thoughts | Yandere BNHA

Reference to this post

Oh do I! 

It’s been so long but it was going to be a tug of war among all the different people you come across in this cyber world

In your home you’d have your roommate and friend Bakugo who is just waiting for you to realize he isn’t the kind of guy to build a house for just anybody

If that wasn’t worse he’s not even going to mention the two arficials he can’t imagine life without

Which are Kirishima the house AI and the retro android Izuku 

The latter is a living mystery, that may or may not harness the consciousness of a former human being

Either way he’s devoted to his morals of justice and protection of you and Katsuki 

Heavily relying on Katsuki for the latest add-ons and adjustments

You and katsuki suspect he’s a prototype of some kind, weirdly advanced and with so much potential 

That’s why you both have made an effort to keep his existence secret

Which may explain why he has such a hard time ever leaving either of your side

Kirishima similarly is mean to focus on those within reach 

His whole body is the innerworkings of the house so everyone who goes to rest there is in his care

And boy does he care 

Unlike Izuku he never has a set down time 

So he’s free to constantly mull over the same facts and footage he has of the occupants in the house

Should any of you return home injured from the outside world you can forget ever leaving again

Shouto is someone you meet while on a job

The most recent and best creation the Endeavor Tech giant can create he’s always offering his creator’s wares to see a smile on your face

Due to the similarity of his existence you’ll let him meet Izuku 

of course the two hit it off 

He becomes a good friend to you two 

such good friends it’s not immediately clear that he’d like to lock you both away 

Far away from his greedy father, the violent underbelly of the city, and that ‘selffish’ roommate of yours

And Shigaraki Tomura, a dealer for coveted parts and the best mechanic known to the underground

He’s also your employer

He delights in your visits and pleas for old parts, before sending you out to help a client

But just because he sends you away everyday doesn’t mean he doesn’t want you to stay

You really won’t find out how many times he’s hired his contacts to abduct you for him until it’s too late

Your job specifically is about building things and helping deliver unapproved inventions

Which is where you’ll meet most of your clients, who just can’t let get enough of you

But that was some of the plan with the cyber universe 

[physalian]

Describing skin tones with food!

I am 100% not any authority on how you should describe non-white skin-tones, disclaimer.

I remember reading in a few places when writing my various diverse casts on ways to describe traits that are culturally specific here, but can’t really be called the same in fantasy settings (like dreadlocks).

I had a sensitivity reader for a Black-coded character who called me out on accidentally saying she was “white-knuckling” something. Honest mistake, I didn’t think twice about what “white-knuckling” literally means, it’s always been shorthand to convey fear and stress. Whoops.

But the other thing I remember seeing in quite a few places was avoiding using food to describe darker skin tones, and the one food I saw everywhere was, of course “chocolate”.

Majority consensus was that using food as a descriptor can look derogatory, especially something like chocolate that tends to also pop up in fiction that fetishizes darker skin tones, it’s always chocolate. Food is something you consume for pleasure, not something that denotes respect and autonomy of a person.

It's a small, small thing, and I don't think one instance of 'chocolate' is going to earn you a spot on a pyre, but it is cliche, and we can do better!

Issue then being that when you think of brown things, the immediate options you think of aren’t the same caliber as pale things. Wood types, and even then those are… eh? Mud is brown, dirt is brown, clay can be brown. Most woods aren't a perfect match-up for the wide range of darker skin tones and saying "her skin was black like black wood" is ridiculous and "her skin was black as soil" is insulting.

I think nuts and other natural materials are okay? (not the authority, not the authority at all) But it does then come down to which similes you use dependant on the story you're writing. If we're writing about a nature sprite and say their skin is the color of an acorn... yeah that tracks. If I'm writing a CEO of a major coporation, and describing their skin as the color of acorns, that's weird.

Whiteness on the other hand gets things like snow, paper, milky, creamy, alabaster, ivory, lily, daisy, etc. Even when whiteness is described with food, ‘milky’ doesn’t carry the same undertones as ‘chocolatey’.

I do go out of my way, for characters where it fits, to deliberately describe white skin tones with food just to shake up the balance a little bit and see if anybody notices.

So! Some pale-skinned food comparisons if anyone else wants to try with varying levels of cheekiness, and also to emphasize just why ‘chocolate’ can be a little bit insulting:

Cream

Milk

Eggshell

Powder

Banana

Yoghurt

Pear

Mozzarella

Cauliflower

Mushroom

Potato

Butter

Macadamia

Cashew

Parsnip

Water chestnut

Coconut

Truffle

Tofu

Wonder Bread

Sushi rice

In all seriousness, I used this post as part of my research way back when. At the end of the day, you don’t usually have to get that specific, certainly not every time mentioning their skin pops up in the narrative.

I can imagine using the above words if a character is either joking or insulting someone else ("that cauliflower fuck"), but not in any casual context, much less romantic or as a means to describe attractiveness. It’s just for fun plz see the satire.

[misc-obeyme]

Obey me characters reacting to seeing chubby MC wearing something skimpy that shows off their curves? Thank you~

Hi there, anon!

I assumed you were looking for something nsfw for this request, so that's what I did! I also only did the brothers since I don't do all the characters in a single post anymore. Hopefully that's all okay!

Thank you for the request!

the brothers react to chubby GN!MC wearing revealing clothes - NSFW MDNI

Warnings: mentions of rolls and curves, possessive behavior, jealousy, suggestive content

Lucifer

He considers it a challenge. If you don't normally wear skimpy clothes, he thinks you're doing it just to catch his attention. And you might be, but he's not going to give you that satisfaction. Not at first, anyway. He will compliment your clothes casually, a simple "You look nice today, MC" that gives away nothing.

Lucifer is convinced that he has the upper hand, that he isn't completely entranced by the way he can see every curve of your body. And he probably does a good job of acting like this is the case, too. Whatever it is you're doing that day, he continues on as he always does, but you can see the way his eyes follow you when he thinks you aren't looking.

Keeps up his responsible older brother persona until you're alone. The second that happens, his hands are all over you, squeezing at your flesh, his lips on your neck, he's completely undone. If you respond as if you've been waiting for his touch all day, it won't be long before he decides to just have his way with you.

He wants to have you while you're still wearing the clothes that were driving him crazy, so he only removes anything that's in his way. If he can just push fabric aside, he'll do that instead. Puts you on the desk in his office so he can sit down on his chair and bury his face between your legs.

Mammon

The moment he sees you, he reacts with wide eyes and a creeping blush. He might try to keep his cool, but it's a pointless endeavor. Especially bad if you don't normally wear clothes like this and it's the first time he's seeing you in them. He'll tell you how good you look, but it comes out with a stutter. His hands are twitching because he wants to touch you so bad.

Does not have the same restraint as the others might. He doesn't completely lose his mind, but he does touch you. He'll put his hand on the small of your back or place it on your leg if you're sitting next to him. He wants to be near you all the time anyway, but he's even more clingy now.

Mammon will loudly fight off anybody who so much as looks at you. He loves the clothes you're wearing and the way your curves are accentuated, but he doesn't love the way everyone else gets to see it, too. He might even shield you with his body if he thinks someone is looking at you too much.

Even if you get him alone, he won't do anything until you ask. You have to give him permission, but the second you do, he is taking all those cute clothes right off. Yeah, ya looked good in 'em, but he prefers ya like this, MC. He just wants to make you feel good, so tell him what you want and he's more than happy to do it. Pays extra attention to all your little chubby rolls because he loves them so much.

Leviathan

Oh you can be sure this guy's anxiety is now through the roof. Levi loves your soft body, but when you wear revealing things like this, it's impossible for him to focus on anything else. Any time you're anywhere near him, he's a blushing mess. He can barely look at you, let alone talk to you. He tries very hard to keep himself together. He doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

Whatever it is you're doing, he's going to be hovering around you constantly. If he feels like this just from being near you, that means everybody else likely is, too. And that idea bothers him. He doesn't feel like he can tell people off or anything, but he does give them dirty looks.

He sometimes starts to stare at you, watching the way you move in that outfit, his mind completely somewhere else. He doesn't know what's going on around him until someone tries to talk to him. Then he has a hard time tearing his eyes away from you.

He doesn't expect anything to happen, he's planning to just go back to his room alone and deal with his neediness himself. If you follow him there or show up at his door, his mind stops working altogether. Break it further by kissing him, but after a minute he gets it together enough to start begging. Please, MC, he needs you so bad. Take control and tell him exactly how you want to be touched.

Satan

He will not react. He will give you compliments, but it's nothing beyond what he normally does. He will keep an eye on his brothers, though, because he doesn't trust any of them with you when you look like this. Puts himself between you and anyone he thinks is too close to you. He won't allow anyone to touch you at all.

And that's probably the only way you know he's even affected. He does things like putting an arm around your shoulder or lacing your fingers with his. A subtle indication to everyone around you that you're with him. He doesn't like the way other people look at you when your curves are on full display.

Satan might start to let his anger show if you're getting hit on a lot. But this also makes him feel guilty, so then he gets angry at himself, too. You shouldn't have to deal with his insecurities just because you felt like wearing something a little revealing.

Eventually, he will just ask you directly if he can take you back to his room. There's no doubt what he means, so you get to decide if you accept or not. If you do, he will finally let out everything he's been holding back. Did you wear this outfit to rile him up on purpose, MC? It doesn't matter what you say at this point. He's going to ravage you now that you're in his arms.

Asmodeus

The usual immediate reaction. He's instantly showering you in compliments, telling you how gorgeous you are, how lovely your curves and rolls look in this outfit, how impressed he is with your coordination of it. If you don't stop him, he will just continue to talk about how much he loves the way you look, how stunning you are, how perfect.

He's already kissing your cheeks, holding your hands, making sure you're always by his side. He's not worried about other people looking at you. He's more than happy to show you off. But this confidence comes from the security of knowing that you're his.

Asmo might even have picked out your outfit for you. He thinks you look really good in tight clothes that accentuate your roundness. He's always touching you subtly in those places, too, letting you know that he likes what he's seeing. You're just so cute like this, MC!

He surprises you by letting the tension build. While his brothers seem to be incapable of holding themselves back from you, he's waiting for you to come begging to him. And you do because that was why you wore this outfit to begin with. You wanted his attention. As soon as you ask, he will simply worship every part of you. Kisses you all over, slowly and deliberately, until you're wild with need, then makes sure you cry out his name multiple times.

Beelzebub

Here is another one who's brain just sort of short circuits. Especially if you don't normally wear stuff like this, he's just baffled for a long moment while he takes in the way you look. Your rolls and curves look tasty and for once he's not thinking about that in a food way. Snaps out of it, though, and just blushes sweetly for a while as he compliments you. You look really good, MC. Is that a new outfit?

He doesn't want you to think he's desperate to touch you, but he's kinda desperate to touch you. Holds his hands behind his back when he's next to you, but it only works for so long. Eventually he's got his hand on your back, your shoulder, your thigh.

Frowns at anyone who gets too close. He doesn't mind if other people look at you. He's proud of the fact that you're by his side, looking the way you do. But he definitely won't let anyone else touch you. There is a hard boundary he won't allow anyone else to cross.

Beel is prepared to eat away his desires because he doesn't want to expect anything from you. But all you have to do is look at him a certain way and he's all over it. Carries you to your room where he takes his time removing every piece of your nice clothing. Because in the end, he likes you best without anything on at all.

Belphegor

He's noticed your skimpy outfit, but he has nothing to say about it. He might tell you that you look nice, but that's all you're getting out of him. This doesn't mean it isn't affecting him or anything. He's just not about to let you know it. It's a little cute and funny because you can still see the blush on his cheeks and the way he keeps sneaking glances at you.

He takes the opportunity to snuggle in your lap or otherwise cuddle up to you. If anyone says anything, he acts innocently confused. What? He always sleeps on MC, no matter what they're wearing. They're his favorite pillow, everyone knows that. Leave him alone, he just wants to take a nap.

And he will, too. If you don't move him, he will drift off, fingers slightly clutching one of your rolls. He doesn't stay asleep for long, though, because the image of you in those revealing clothes keeps popping up in his dreams. He wakes up and complains to you about it, asking if you're going to help him out with this or what.

Let him take you somewhere quiet - whether it's the attic, your room, or his own room, he doesn't care. The moment you do, he's going to be far more honest about how much he wants you. Presses himself into your soft body. Whimpers against you until you cover him in kisses, both of you exhausting yourselves with each other until he's finally able to sleep peacefully in your arms.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[9mysterybook6]

Rhylie She lives in her corrupt Fantasy

She is now pitiful with all this

She treats everything like a game and doesn't take anything seriously.

I was right about calling her a clown

Now she is making herself the laughingstock of everyone.

This is all just nonsense

You are really a real fool clown

As someone wisely said, comment on you

does Rhylie thinks she can just h4r4ss and bully you and other people and just slide and get away from the consequences? like ain't no way are we letting that slide,

She lives in a corrupt fantasy

I mean look at this

And this is the her stupid video

You know what's funny?

Just for information Rhylie

You are using a Black Hat from Villainous In your imagination

(Black Hat is the overarching protagonist of Villainous. A retired villain, he currently entertains himself by managing a company, Black Hat Organization, which sells products and services to other villains in exchange for money and/or souls.)

You act like you're the heroine while working with the most evil character in the fandom

Even in her imagination she is stupid and illogical.

And she is still clowning around

I do not regret anything, but I am proud of myself for standing up to an unjust person

And look at this, her latest stupidity

you taking my post about expose you. and edited the post to say you was Innocent While the truth all of this is guilt tripping And lies that you can't post without copying my post in a bad way.

I laugh, you expose me for what? , for me exposing your crimes

You are wrong about everything

What do you hope will happen when you mention my channel?

To attack me too on YouTube

You are literally digging your own grave.

And here we have @shadowwolfmemes Questions Rhylie about the truth

And let me just say all this is just crocodile tears

Rhylie evaded the question, changed the subject on her harassed on people.

Everything she said was a lie on top of a lie.

And you know what's funny?

She tells you that she is guilty and regretful while she did nothing.

And her parents Part are Either just a lie or an excuse

She lied more than once It is difficult to know the truth among her lies

This is her mistake in this matter in her persistence in lying which made any of her words for to be doubtful and suspicious

And now, after everything, you admit your crimes after your insistence on denying them.

(((And my root of my actions are Manipulating Gacha Community to be more popular as I'm changing opinions, my actions are totally wrong for everybody including myself, Lying To 9mysterybook6 And Galacticsomewhat For Harassing And Bullying Them, Lying To Everyone On Tumblr About Galacticsomewhat And 9mysterybook6, all my actions are wrong for everybody.

I think, I have learned my lesson. It's wrong to lie, manipulate, harass, bully, controll and threats everybody and even tell anybody that they can or can't do.)))

Now you are doing the same thing before

You are sorry and you say you regret it and then you repeat everything

Let me ask you a question for Rhylie What about this drawing of solosergiohd

You drew a character holding the eyes of a real person.

This is what I call harassment, bullying and attacking people.

That's why I told you to see a psychiatrist.

And not only this

Rhylie continued to write fanfic about solosergiohd

In Rhylie fanfic she makes him the villain and makes him suffer And humiliate him

And you also attacked zb189 He was also exposing you for who you really are.

Everyone here on tumblr is judging your actions and behavior.

All this was revealed in the light

Great everyone here has lost their braincells from This is so stupid and foolish🤦‍♀️💀

[fligniuz]

Lmao flig you're such a joke... just take a look at the way you get all agressive everytime one of his girlfriends is brought up pls. You get nasty and shady, not only when ppl start getting delulu and attacking them (which is totally fine and most other vlogs do), but also to anyone who speaks in a positive way and lets not forget your passive agressive language directed TOWARDS these girls (aka you shading PG the other day bc L was matching with his friend on Halloween and not her, also when ppl started speaking positively about her you got all moody and bitchy, when you were the one bringing her up in the first place).

Now being nasty to people who actually knew them for sharing what they know? And treating the people who believe in it like they're stupid??

BFFR now, the stories with the girls could be handled like any other wholesome story, or not brought up at all, but you decided to specifically target anything related to these girls and it's clear why. You are JUST as delusional as the people you want to distance yourself from.

You shut down people who disrespected his family and friends, and that is totally correct, but when it comes to the girlfriends, you are not ready to accept neither the good or the bad.

…alright anon you came in here with some hostility but i’m going to try and be nice

can you point me to a specific post where i’ve gotten “aggressive” about his ex gfs? where i’ve been “nasty and shady” to people speaking positively of luigi’s female friends? because if my memory serves me correctly, the only time i’ve spent typing a single word about any of these girls has been in defense of them or simply indifferent toward their involvement with luigi. i cannot identify a single post where i’ve used what you call passive aggressive language towards them. what i can find are several posts defending their right to privacy and respecting their personal lives with luigi: like here, and here, and here. and the post you’re mentioning where i’m…shading PG? this one? baby…it was a joke. i was not shading PG—i was specifically making fun of the people who saw luigi and PG together in those pictures from halloween and assumed that they must have been dating at the time. it had nothing to do with her and everything to do with the weirdos who are obsessed with the women in luigi’s life, which i have criticized before consistently (as you acknowledged yourself). i’m sorry that you didn’t get it.

i don’t understand what you mean when you say i’m being “nasty” (you really love that word) toward the anon who stopped by with some surfbreak lore here? if that’s even what you’re talking about…in my opinion i was very polite to them. the only perhaps rude thing i said was that i couldn’t verify any of what they told me, which is just objectively true. and to be completely clear, this anon does not know luigi, tracy, or sydney. they said that themselves in their ask. so when was i nasty to them? and when did i treat people like they’re stupid for believing in these rumors? if anything i’ve tried my absolute hardest to be respectful. anybody who follows me knows how many asks i get about luigi’s supposed ex gfs and i think several of my mutuals can testify that i’ve always treated these with patience, if not a little bit of leg pulling (like here).

let me make something very clear: this is not meant to be an excuse for any miscommunication on my part, but i am autistic. i struggle to convey tone over text—which is already difficult enough to do, but you can hopefully understand why it’s much harder for someone like me. if i have ever come across as aggressive, nasty, moody, or bitchy it has not been intentional and it certainly has not been directed at any of luigi’s female friends. again, i apologize when someone does take offense to the way i word things, but it’s not a deliberate action on my part. i don’t really appreciate having the language i use weaponized against me when i’m often not the most aware of how i’m coming off.

if you’d like to elaborate on what exactly you’re trying to say feel free because i’m lost with this one!

[thecrowsnestp5]

OHHH THE CROWS NEST ALL PARALLELS THE PTHIEVES??? THATS SO COOL?????? i wanna know all the similarities between them!@!!!!!!!

sorry i took so long to get back to u on this. um. happy 1 year anniversary to the tcn blog, you're getting a meta post

i won't waste time getting into it. this got long so sorry in advance.

akechi and joker are canon parallels in ways that are obvious enough for me to not point out, but additionally, akechi has to develop the same leaderly traits that joker does in order to operate his team properly. he kind of undergoes the same arc that joker does where he learns to de-mask around other people and sees his bonds as true and loving rather than transactional and disposable. he's also helplessly dependent on his cat, just like joker!

along with the growth, akechi also has to go through the same pain joker does. what you get from that statement is your thing to deal with, i'm not spilling jack shit to you.

lysander and morgana are both similar and opposite, which is also the case for every pairup here. morgana is eager to be a mentor, whereas lysander strives to be the best subordinate he can. morgana embodies hope, lysander only knows death and cruelty. but there's also a need for purpose - neither of them are alive in a traditional sense. there's a conscience and operative innards, but not much aside from that, and that breeds an insecurity of not truly belonging, since they didn't come from anywhere in particular.

lysander and akechi are both equally dependent on each other. akechi has very few people he can be vulnerable around, since he still has to be strong in front of his team, and lysander's whole purpose is to serve him, so if he fails at that, then what is the point of his existence anymore? joker and morgana are pretty much the same.

did i mention roxy is the counterpart to both ann and ryuji? i'm mentioning that again. ann endured sexual abuse and ryuji dealt with a lot of repressed anger growing up, and upon standing up for themselves they then felt like they made a mistake and swore to thereon keep their feelings shoved down, even though it's actually their strong suit. they're already fairly similar, which makes it easy for roxy to borrow traits from both of them - she also shares their bad reputations, of ann being promiscuous and ryuji being a dangerous delinquent.

roxy comes from an impoverished family that cares a lot about reputation, since that was the key to keeping their jobs, aka what keeps a roof over their head. she had to be on good behaviour a lot of the time, both in the public eye and at home, since stress was the last thing anybody there needed. she had a lot of repressed anger, and even more since she started working with shirakawa and had to NOT crack under the relentless abuse she went through, and when her and akechi teamed up in his palace, it all came bursting through. she's now uncontrollably angry, unlike ann and ryuji, but she's still doing it in a way that muffles any other feelings. which is obviously not healthy.

additionally, in the metaverse, roxy's costume is based on a type of pillager (NOT MINECRAFT) like ryuji's is (viking/pirate) but her persona shares similar themes of female sexual empowerment like ann's does.

bunki and futaba basically have the same backstory - a beloved family member (wakaba, bunki's partially-named sister) died in a traffic related accident, they blamed themselves for it and spiraled into self-loathing suicidal depressive hell (no thanks to their guardian/s either) and became "hacktivists" in all the time they had to themselves out of some possible means of atonement? a key difference between them though is that futaba has anxiety and bunki... does not. he's like the opposite of a people pleaser i think.

futaba fears upsetting people, but bunki revels in others' discomfort. futaba is socially inept, but bunki is acutely aware of his surroundings. she's generally harmless, where he is outright malicious and displays himself as an actual threat. what makes futaba a proper navigator is her intelligence and quick strategic thinking when it comes to battle; bunki is one because of his deeper intuition regarding human behaviour, being someone who deliberately reads into other people in order to piss them off. el oh el.

another contrast is that futaba's metaverse costume is distinctly futuristic, and bunki's is steampunk! wow!!!!!

chifuyu and yusuke were both exploited by their respective guardians, with absolutely no other adults to turn to. yusuke only made art dictated by madarame for the sake of earning them money, chifuyu engaged in underground boxing matches (and other illegal activity that isn't as prominent) per the request of GUY WHO'S NAME I HAVEN'T REVEALED YET also to get money. after getting out of their situation, they find themselves struggling financially again; yusuke refuses to sell out, however chifuyu has been free for about a year, and has gotten desperate for cash in that time to the point that he takes on just about any job. he had to drop out of high school to focus on work.

they also both experience burnout pertaining to their skills; yusuke no longer can find it in him to paint anything meaningful, while chifuyu experiences a loss of understanding on what it means to be strong. yusuke is a lot more of a gentle soul, though, and chifuyu is a total brute. oh, and they share similar traditional japanese theming in their metaverse costumes.

makoto and kiyoe both fit into the "ace student" stereotype, and have the same fear of disappointing their superiors. they each approach their respective palace ruler target in an uncharacteristically reckless manner to avoid being "useless". however, where makoto learns to develop her own sense of justice instead of depending on others to tell her how to think, kiyoe never quite manages to step out of anyone's shadow.

they experience a similar alienation from their peers by being judged as too high status and stuck up. for makoto, this encourages her to look into the different paths of life, diverging from the "work hard, graduate, get office job, work harder" model she's been familiar with all her life. for kiyoe, this only deters her from stepping out into the world and has her backing into the influence of someone who's allegedly more experienced, someone like akechi who's older and wiser and tougher.

i don't think there's any notable similarities between them when it comes to the metaverse, but they do share ties into masculinity. makoto's persona is a woman who went undercover as male in order to have a position of power, where kiyoe's is an outright man who risked his life for honor and vengeance. it more has to do with overcompensating masculinity to "make up" for the detriment femininity has on their influence, i think. idk. that's not what this post is about.

etsumi and haru have faced similar objectification to the benefit of their greedy corporate fathers and came to be extremely non-confrontational. there's a part in haru's confidant where sugimura insults her weight and she gets really upset, which could imply some self-image issues; etsumi's problems with her body are much more explicit, as she does get intimidated by eating certain foods due to restrictions placed upon her by her father all her life.

haru has a very distinct "creation" motif with her character, to contrast with her father who is all about taking from other people. she enjoys gardening, she wants to make a business for herself separate from big bang burger, astarte is a goddess of fertility. in conflict with that, "death" is a recurring theme for etsumi. while she also tries taking care of plants, she never manages to succeed and they always wilt. her metaverse costume has ties to the grim reaper and dias de los muertos. her persona, hel, is the norse goddess of the underworld. pretty cool right.

this is another kind of post where taichi is brutally ignored, but i hope you're still satisfied without the presence of the most important tcn character totally. i'm actually very excited that someone asked about this because i've thought so much about it :) :) :) thnak u

[writing-appreciation]

New Fic Alert!!

My goal for this is to be a platonic/ marriage of convenience Vassago X femGoetia!Reader.

I do eventually plan to lead this to a romantic Lucifer x femGoetia!Reader down the line and to catch up to the more recent events of both shows, but for at least the first 3 parts, it's going to be alot of world building. I am going to write different characters in different scenarios with the reader to show how they are connected.

I do want to lay out some foundational stepping stones tho;

Stella, Reader, Vassago, and Stolas are all the same age. Andrealphus is 2 years older than the gang. (Any time I reference 'the gang' it's more than likely going to be Stella, Stolas, Vassago, and the Reader.)

Stella and Andre's parents aren't the best. Let's just say, Andre pretty much ended up raising Stella himself, which is going to explain alot of her and his flaws down the line.

Reader's father is a Duke of the Ars Goetia (though, which Duke will remain a secret for now. I'll leave hints here and there. First person to guess correctly, gets a prize.)

Reader's mother married into the nobility. If you want to know more about the parents' story, I can write more of it down, but it's kinda just established that they are a Duke and a Dutchess by marriage.

We are a bird. I wanted to leave the specific type of bird up to the reader, so there are mentions of having feathers, swaking, talons. (Yknow, bird things.) If everybody reading does have a strong feeling on which bird the Reader should be, I can work it in if we all agree!

Finally, the biggest stepping stone of them all, The Event. I haven't coined a name for said event I vibe with enough, so I am leaving this open to change in the beginning.

But the TLDR of The Event is that it's a big social event for Hell's noble children about to and just recently become of age to accept their responsibilities. Everybody who is anybody in Hell's upper circle will be there. From appointed knights of Hell to the Morningstar family.

At this Event, two Demons, a male and a female, are chosen to be crowned in their own right. Lilith and Luicfer choose. Nobody knows exactly what the criteria to be chosen is. They just are chosen, and rewarded heavily for it.

Stella 1000% believes she will be crowned. Andre has been raising her to be the snobbiest, most proper noble lady of the demons coming of age this year.

Spoiler alert, though I'm sure this was obvious, the Reader is crowned instead.

That's as much was I want to give away about The Event as I do want to have some actual surprises in the chaper about it.

While I do have a pretty good idea of where I want to take this story, I am always wanting to hear feedback and to see what everybody else thinks is going to happen!

This is what I have mapped out as of now for this adventure.

Part I: The Beginning (working title, I am open to suggestions).

Part II: The Dinner Party

Part III: The Event

Part IV: The Agreement

I also probably will post all of the Fic together on Wattpad just for convenience. But I won't do that until it's all completed.

So if you're ready for a Fic I sort of maybe teased a few weeks back in my Vassago Headcannons post, Buckle The fuckle upple.

Part I will be posted midnight CST this Friday, December 27th, 2024.

See yall there!!!

[swapswapconfessions]

alright first let's get some things straight. RULES FOR ANY CONFESSIONS YOU POST:

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You can choose to have them be public or anonymous.

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No weird/nsfw like confessions. tho I disabled images anyway so don't try anything. if you try detailing sexual stuff as text it'll be removed.

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Try not to be a jerk. that's it. don't get overly defensive and shit or find ways to insult or attack people. this is supposed to be a silly lil confession blog for fun and from what I've seen from a certain other one some people there really don't have their priorities in check.

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I DID NOT MAKE SWAPSWAP or any of the aus that may be mentioned.

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you can talk about aus like tripleswapdust too for example or quadswapinsanity (made up examples but they're probably real. ok I'm pretty sure I've seen a tripleswap dust before.) but yeah you can talk about more than just tripleswap quadswap 5× swap 6× swap etc. I may even expand the aus you can talk about beyond just swap stack aus. who knows.

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NO PROSHIPPING OR WEIRD STUFF.

my DNI list I made will serve as a great example of what's allowed and what's not allowed

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1_r1XGfNsgwXXJAqKvA6OK7dRFapjM3TzUHNxvIR_AFM/mobilebasic?pli=1 and yes this dni was originally made for twitter. back when I had a account on there I made this doc. honestly I should have put no cannibalism in that doc to make sure people like that never followed me lol.

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you can promote yourself and whatever as long as it's not fucked up or anything.

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You can go off topic sometimes a tad bit just don't do it often remember what this blog is about.

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no threatening to do anything to people. that's just fucked up.

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No spamming. you can a little and depending on the reason you could continue but remember other people wanna post stuff here too possibly. so ask me for the best way to handle things.

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don't come here to be completely miserable post some things you like about certain topics once in a while. it does not have to be often but still.

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I may use this blog for odd uses sometimes so beware. sometimes I may use it for things not related to anybody making confessions.

Also my activity has no specific time I don't know how to explain it. sometimes I may be gone the entire day sometimes I'll be there to the end mostly

also if you wanna alert me or others of something series even if it's completely not swapswap related I'll make a exception by talking about it.

and as someone who used to engage in this behavior don't tell people what swapswap is and what it's not. unless you're referring to canon.

I personally think it's NOT related to undertale for example even tho many could make the argument that it is because people have different interpretations of how that'd work. and yes when I "explain" swapswap it'll be my perspective on the concept.

but it's still a explanation even if it is not some explanation that makes all the other ones false. because swapswap has many interpretations.

also because I know some think it is undertale related I'll be putting tags related to undertale and it's multiverse in this so expect stuff like me tagging the names of characters like frisk from undertale.

https://bsky.app/profile/punyboi.bsky.social/post/3lc2rgmq2nk22

this thread explains everything about my interpretation of it while also being mainly just to introduce people to a bluesky feed I made for fans of swapswap and swap stack aus etc.

also the thread also explains swap stack aus but it does not explain everything as that'd be me just saying almost exactly the same things I said about swapswap and how it works so you should be able to guess what swap stack aus are by this point once you read that thread.

and yes it's long and links to many things that are also long and even if they're not when combined can be a lot to read but hay if you read it all you'll understand swapswap.

also napstatton is the name of napstablook in underswap and mettablook is the name of mettaton in underswap. (tho mettablook is fanmade meanwhile napstatton is canon I think.)

Oh and pfp and banner will currently be filled by a sprite of swapswap sans made by flambeworm370 I think. I would have chosen other pfps but I feel like that for reasons this was the best choice.

Even if that means I have to look at a cursed as fuck sprite of swapswap sans with undertale sans' pants (ya know. me disliking having undertale being associated with UT and all.) the sprites cool tho.

also I'm testing the waters and this blog mighttttttt disappear forever if things get too awful. so again try to be well behaved alright?.

alright.

anyway dumb minor who runs this account out. I'm bored.

oh and this was inspired by @/utdrmv-confession-box oh and this blog is still in development right now.

[coraniaid]

I remember reading a good post on here a year or two -- which I'm afraid I've been unable to track down again -- which pointed out that the Buffy writers' retroactive creation of a central coordinating "Watcher's Council" in Season 3 makes the fact Kendra wasn't expecting to meet Buffy when she visited Sunnydale in Season 2 rather strange. Surely Giles would have been sending in reports about Buffy's vampire-slaying to the Council, and surely the Council would have passed these on to Kendra's Watcher when he became worried that something bad was about to happen in Sunnydale. The post suggested as an explanation the theory that, after Buffy died and Kendra was activated as a Slayer, the Council just assumed Giles was coping really badly with losing his Slayer and dismissed all of his follow-up reports about her out of hand as a sad delusional fantasy.

In the same spirit, I'd like to propose that the fact Faith clearly is expecting to meet Buffy when she arrives in Sunnydale in Season 3 suggests that, inverting the pattern above, Giles has been lying to the Council about Buffy all summer and pretending that she's still in town doing her duty as a Slayer (and that he isn't spending all his time flying around the country desperately trying to find her).

This gets a bit long, but bear with me.

Faith knows about Buffy and she's heard at least a few stories about her (she calls her "infamous" and asks: "so, B, did you really use a rocket launcher one time?"). Faith can only have heard about past Slayers from her Watcher, who must ultimately (indirectly) have heard any details about Buffy through Giles sending reports back to the Council.

But Faith isn't just aware of Buffy as some abstract former Slayer. She comes to Sunnydale looking for her ("you're ... uh, Buffy, right? [...] I figured this was my chance to meet [you]") and, I suspect, deliberately arranged her fight with a vampire at the Bronze to make this happen (in particular she only seems to start fighting back once she has an audience...). Why didn't she head to Jamacia in search of Kendra? Well, clearly her Watcher must have told her that Buffy Summers was alive and that it was Kendra's death, not Buffy's, that had led to her being called. (Clutching at straws, but if you go back and watch the episode, Faith does nod slightly when Cordelia talks about Kendra dying; maybe her Watcher told her a bit about Kendra too?)

But how could Faith's Watcher (or anybody else), knowing that Faith has just been called as a Slayer, be sure which of the two previously alive Slayers had just died? (The show later retcons that only Kendra's death would have called a new Slayer, and Buffy's wouldn't, but I don't believe the writers had decided this was the plan before the end of Season 5's The Gift. The Mayor doesn't seem to think this is how it works, for example, and there are some things the writers said at the time that seem to rule it out too. But even if that was always what would have happened, if two Slayers at a time is unprecedented, as the show suggests, how could the Council be sure?)

The simplest answer must be that somebody told them that Kendra died. "Somebody" being, of course, Giles. But when did he tell them? The earliest he could have done it was at the end of the Becoming two-parter (Kendra dies in part one, but Giles is a prisoner for most of the following episode and I doubt Angel was letting him mail postcards back to England).

But the end of Becoming is also the point where Buffy leaves town and goes into hiding for months. Any report that Giles sent the Council from this point should have mentioned this, surely? The Council have all sorts of resources that they could have used to find her. It didn't have to be just Giles himself haring off after every false lead. But apparently, it was.

So, I think Giles wrote to the Council after Kendra died to let Sam Zabuto know and (whether actively or through omission) just ... let them think Buffy was still in Sunnydale. And then when it was time to send his next report in, he just ... kept pretending Buffy was still in town. Once he failed to tell them she was gone, he could hardly admit that she'd actually vanished weeks ago, could he? The Council generally have a pretty hands-off management style, but I don't think they'd have kept paying him if they realized he didn't actually know where his Slayer was or what she was up to. They might have decided earlier than in canon that he wasn't up to the job and needed to be replaced. Or even that this technically made Buffy a "rogue Slayer" who was refusing to follow her Watcher's orders. I think it makes sense he wouldn't tell them.

Which is why, over the summer, Faith's Watcher was telling her stories about Buffy Summers, the Slayer with a rocket launcher, stories which made Faith think she was living and Slaying in Sunnydale. Even though, for most -- maybe all -- of the summer Faith spent with her first Watcher, Buffy wasn't in Sunnydale at all.

(The show's a little bit vague about how much time passes between the start of Dead Man's Party and Faith's arrival in Faith, Hope & Trick but I don't think it's credible that it was enough time for Giles to be reunited with Buffy, for him to tell the Council she was back (and them to believe him), for the Council to tell Faith's Watcher, for Faith's Watcher to tell her, for Kakistos to murder Faith's Watcher and for Faith to flee Boston and travel over 3000 miles to Sunnydale through whatever combination of hitchhiking, freighthopping and motor vehicle theft she's meant to have used to make it there (she can barely cover the costs of the cheapest motel in Sunnydale: I don't exactly think she could afford a cross-country flight). When Giles gets through to the Watcher's retreat in England, enough time has passed for them to have found out about and confirmed Faith's Watcher was dead, and that can't have been quick either: Faith wasn't exactly rushing to tell them.)

So, all in all, Faith is pretty lucky she arrived in Sunnydale when she did. A few days earlier, and she'd have missed Buffy entirely. Maybe eventually one of her attempts to stage a fight so she could look cool in front of another Slayer would lead her into meeting the Scoobies and Giles and figuring out what was going on, but maybe not. Maybe Kakistos would have caught up with her first.

And, even if it's not intended, I like the symmetry of Kendra not knowing Buffy would be in Sunnydale (because Giles truthfully told the Council she was and they didn't believe him), versus Faith going to Sunnydale specifically to meet Buffy not knowing she might not even be there (because this time the Council did believe Giles but this time he was lying to them).

[fmajorenthusiast]

Omg HIIIII!!!! Just found your blog- I LOVE Rocky Horror so this is a dream come true!! If you see me liking all of your rhps posts in rapid succession I’m so sorry lmao-

How would the Rocky Horror cast react to meeting the cast of Clue 1985? (I’ve always loved both films, they were my first big introduction to Tim Curry aside from Muppet Treasure Island). I like to imagine Wadsworth would HATE Frank. Also I’m being professor plum in clue the musical soon so I’m in a clue mood as well as rhps!

Thanks! <3

HIIIII!!!! :D TYSM TY TY TY TYSMMMMM!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY UR HEEEERE Also dw I love all ur likes it makes me feel like my work is doing good awesome things and it makes me happy!!!! :DD

OMG I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! I LOVE CLUEEEE!!! ahhh I haven't seen Muppets but I have seen his number in it and Clue is SOOO GOOOODDDD!!! AAA I bet you're gonna break all the legs in the world as Plum if you haven't already!!!! :DD

Frank: Oh you are SO RIGHT! Wadsworth would fucking DESPISE Frank!!! Wadsworth would be trying to give everyone their code names and Frank would NOT! CATCH! ON! He'd just be like, "That's Frankenfurter to you, BITCH!" then just name everyone else in the RH cast in rapid succession, fucking up Wadsworth's whole set up!!! Also, he'd get right under most of their skins for trying to fuck ALL of them. (This would be especially funny with green since he's pretending to be gay I'm imagining this so much rn LMAO and also plum being so into all the girls and then Frank's just like "hey ;)" LOLL) He'd pretty much fail with everyone and be pissed that he's not as much of a hit here as he was at the castle! He also wants Peacock and Scarlet's outfits!!! Wadsworth and Riff probably team up to kill him at the end of the day so that they can both feel the satisfaction!

Brad: Brad is terrified to be surrounded by a bunch of rich and important people who all seem sophisticated and scary! He feels a true sense of connection to the cop. He's never related more to anybody in his life! He comes on a bit strong and definitely scares the cop at least a little bit! He spends the whole time awkwardly trying to make small talk whilst everyone hits him with something he doesn't know how to respond to! I feel like Wadsworth, White, and Scarlett would be the worst in this regard!!! Basically, he's scared out of his mind and he spends the entire show trying to be gentleman enough for these people! Were he left alone with these people, I'm all but certain, and I say this with love to Brad, that he wouldn't make it out alive! And hey! We love him for that energy!

Janet: Janet would also be terrified but in her own unique way!!! She would scream when confronted with any sign to fear most of these people!!! She'd be really intimidated by the other women except for the singing telegram girl!!! I feel like, and I mean this in the most excited way possible, there might be a contest to see who can make Janet scream the most! Also I TOTALLY have a vision in my head where White is mentioning her having had five husbands and Janet just goes "but they were all your husbands, yes???" And everyone else is looking around at each other like "OK we now know what kind of a person she is!" Also, she'd really want to be as sexy and mysterious as White and Scarlet but since these women scare her so much she doesn't really have it in her to try! She's afraid of most of the men as well! She does trust Wadsworth, though!!! Which isn't a mega genius move, but she trusts him! (I remember watching the movie for the first time and being SO SHOCKED omg!!!)

Riff Raff: Riff Raff is SO on top of his game that if any of these people tried to kill him or damage his reputation, he'd already have a counter attack!!! He'd have the same command and self control that the rest of them do and he'd be prepared to take some of them DOWN! He would make it out of the building unscathed and he wouldn't attack anyone new unless he was attacked first! If he is attacked first however, he will kill! He'd slyly take a moment with both Green and Wadsworth to be like, "I see your game. Don't you try anything fucker" and then walk off! Also, he'd totally hate Mustard! Mustard would come up to him trying to be all like *trying to make some grand and profound accusatory claim at Riff* and then Riff would be like "I just work here. And I don't actually care quite as much as you think I do." And just walk off!

Magenta: OMG she'd be so delightfully blunt and cutting! Scarlet would say something rude like, "I thought that Transylvania was just another part of Romania now" and Magenta would just be like "Vell I thought zhat your tits vere real until I realized zhat you can afford a pushup bra" and it would be INSANE. She'd also laugh upon figuring out how wild these people's lives have been. She'd be begging them for so much information and laughing the whole time, especially when it gets to the murder part! I feel like she and Yvette would have a bit of an awkward relationship given that there's never actually been a second sexy maid in the room like that! Also, I feel like she'd definitely catch Plum's eye as so many women in this show do!!! She'd definitely find it amusing and NOT be interested, though. She doesn't tease him because she wants to leave him desperate! She'd love the whole experience of meeting these people honestly!!! She finds them amusing!!

Columbia: Columbia would be BEST friends with the singing telegram girl!!! I know. She's onscreen for all of 5 seconds before getting shot but can you IMAGINE this???? Holy shit omg. They both had wild affairs as well!!! I feel like they'd have the world's greatest double act! Also, Columbia would have a lot of "HA! Bitchy old lady!" Humor with Peacock where she keeps one upping her!!! Also, I feel like Columbia would think that Wadsworth is quite charming, all things considered! I also think that she'd offer some personal information rather freely because she doesn't really have anything to lose with these people!!! She'd be like, "Really? My man's been to jail too!!! I do love him, though!" And Wadsworth would just be like "Interesting indeed! Thank you Columbia!" Whilst ushering everybody onwards! It'd be amazing!!!

Rocky: It's a very good thing that Rocky is pretty much invincible!!! I can just imagine any and all of them trying to shoot him to no avail and Rocky not even realizing what's going on in the first place!!! Also, he'd just smile and think that everyone is so unique and good, much to their confusion! He'd follow all of them around and I can see him accidentally passing up on flirtation attempts because he has no idea that someone's flirting with him if they aren't really blunt like Janet and Frank were!!! Basically, I think that Rocky would think everything was really pretty and that he'd not be able to communicate with these people because they're all too sophisticated for him!!! Wadsworth would really have to hold his hand the whole time and he'd just be like "I don't know why but I feel like I should trust you!!" Everything winds up working out ok, though!

Eddie: I feel like Eddie would see a bunch of rich people in a room and attempt to steal from all of them! In the best world, he escapes victorious! In the worst world, all of them team up to kill him!!!! Eddie stops learning about these people once he sees that they're rich! I feel like he'd fully get into a massive fight with Plum and or Mustard that results in Eddie scratching and biting them! I can see him getting killed with the candlestick, but I can also see him killing somebody with a candlestick, so it all comes down to who's feeling more vicious! I think that he wouldnt go for it at ALL when these people start talking all sophisticated at him! Someone would say something passive aggressive and he'd just be like "Fuck off!!!" Also- he would run away so fast when he finds out that Green is a plant!!! He would BOLT out of that place like there's no tomarrow! Everyone would just be so confused until it comes out later that he's also got some secrets!

Doctor Scott: He 100% spends the entire time promising himself that he is not like them! Basically, he finds out about all the blackmailing that goes on here and is desperate to not let anybody find out that his job is aliens!!! He could NOT handle the risk of that!!!! He enjoys talking with these people at first before he realizes how unhinged they are! He's like "finally! Some other people with class- wait nevermind they're all killers. Every last one of them's a killer-" and then he'd try his best!!! He'd enjoy talking with some of them, though!!! He finds Wadsworth to be an interesting individual!!! He tries to get a few upbeat stories out of him!!! And he does a pretty good job!

The Criminologist: He's like... frothing at the mouth for the chance to expose all of these people! Like, in a BIG way!!! When he meets these people, he's so obvious that the only thing protecting him is his narrator plot armor! (Which we LOVE) but he's just swooning upon learning about every single scandal! Obviously some will tell him more than others, but I feel like his enthusiasm wouldn't do him too many favors in the wrong universe! However, were the secrets already out, he'd pester them for info and I feel like some of them would fold! I don't think that Peacock would ever tell him too much but White might admit to some stuff! Of course, when Wadsworth is asked, he hits him with a classic. "Can you keep a secret?" "YES" "so can I" He's a bit upset, but he just thinks that that guy is so fascinating!!!

[normalflying]

First, please forgive me if the format of this post is sloppy. I'm posting this at 4am, I'm on mobile and made this sideblog 10 minutes ago.

Second, the shorthand of this post—I miss roleplay and would love to find a long-term rp partner. However, I'm chatty, so under this here read-more will be loads of information about me, my rp preferences, and other exciting Praise Birdguy details!

Thanks for clicking my link! My name is Praise and I really miss rp! I'd been consistently roleplaying since I was 10 on forum sites, then moved to tumblr rp rings and skype, and had a set rp partner for a long while until we lost touch. Now I'm 21, haven't roleplayed in several years, and really, really miss it. ;_;

I just don't know how to find partners like I used to!! Despite it all, tumblr was a roleplay hub for me for a huge chunk of my life. Thus, I brought my humble hunt here. 🙏🙏

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A few writing preferences:

- You must be 18+.

- I can write semi-lit to literate–I prefer the latter, though I am a bit rusty.

- I'll happily write any kind of slash (mxf, fxf, mxm) and never mind doubling up.

- Fandom rp is my forte, but I'd be happy to develop some OCs with you!

- A couple of my favorite fandoms, ones I'd really like to write for right now, are Pokémon (the human characters) and Mahoyaku!

- Discord is my preferred platform for writing. I can make a server for us.

- It's not a necessity I suppose, but I'd really love a long-term rp partner. That does require some chemistry! Want to make sure we click? Never fret. The entire rest of this post will now be fun facts about me.

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I'm in CST and a college student. Super social, I'll talk your head off (if you can't tell by me writing hundreds of words in this post entirely to myself). My pronouns are he/him and I'm trans. I love storytelling in games, I love world building, and I adore anything character centric. I'm a big shipper, so if you need somebody to be into literally any pairing, I'm there.

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I have morals and will not rp anything pedophilic or incestuous. However, beyond those hopefully normal drawn lines, I'm lax! I'd love to establish boundaries with anybody writing with me so we know what's up.

Nsfw/smut is not a requirement, but I'm completely open to it! I can just be a bit shy so you'll have to hype me up or I'll tremble in fear and fall over dead like a prey animal.

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PKMN and MHYK are my top preferences, but I'm also into plenty of other things: TLOZ, CSM, COE, etc etc. I really value being invested in the same stuff as my rp partner, though–if you're interested in something I know, I'll help you get into it! If you have something you think I'd like, bring me there!

You can probably tell by all this that i'm more drawn to animation/game franchises, which is completely true, but it's okay if you prefer live action series! If we have a lot in common, we'll definitely work something out.

Even more specific takes: I'm big into Legends Arceus right now. I'd roleplay a piece of Hisuian dirt if it meant we could talk about it. But I love all of the mainline games and a handful of characters from each! I'm a Mahoyaku oldhead, so I will teach you the ways of us old fans–Anything Faust or Eastern country adjacent I'll eat up like I'm starved. I love Southern country too, all the teachers... frankly, I love everything about mhyk and would talk/write about anybody in the series.

I mentioned I'd be willing to develop OCs, too! I already have plenty, but I'd prefer to use a fresh slate, that way we can build a unique world around our guys. I love making full casts of characters but would be plenty satisfied with just a pairing, too.

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Really, I don't want someone who's just an rp partner. I'd love to make a friend! An important part of the writing process for me has always been a bond. Let's talk about our interests and such outside of long, fictional paragraphs, too.

It's okay if we chat and don't end up meshing in terms of art and interests! I will never, ever harbor hard feelings for you if that's the case! Shoot, even if we find out we're not great writing partners, I'd be happy to spend our time yapping outside of rp.

If you think we'd get on, send me an ask, a message, like this post, anything! I'll give you my discord 🫶 Please remember it's been a little while since I've tried dipping back into roleplay, go easy on me!

Goodnight! 💤

✨ Edited last on 1/17/24.

[dameronalone]

The post you just reblogged about infantilizing autistic characters and specifically Steven Grant is actually one of my favorite things ever and I wished people talked about it more. I remember watching MK when it first came out and seeing Steven and being like omg he’s just like me!! because a lot of the times I don’t really connect with autistic characters for one reason or another but seeing Steven and seeing him have the same mannerisms and characteristics as me was so so wonderful and the fandom was great at first and it seems like the more time passes and the farther we get from when the show stopped having new episodes, he gets characterized so differently than how he was in the show. Like yeah he was awkward and unsure around Layla but also look at the circumstances!! Everyone’s turned him into an uwu baby child and forget that he got angry and he was smart and he was brave and he was an adult man and not a child regardless of him being autistic. Idk, I just really liked that post and I was so glad to see someone on the same page as me and I wanted to share my thoughts lmao

dearest anon you are more than welcome to come in my inbox and talk abt Steven, autism, and how irritating fandom ableism is, because I'm always ready to talk about any of it. I'm glad that you felt seen by my frustration! a lot of times I'll mention it or even post about it and it's like yelling into the void

I think the wonderful thing about Steven is that he feels so authentically autistic, him and Marc both (and im assuming Jake as well, but it's just too soon to tell in which ways he will experience/be visibly autistic) and I think that's both the uprising and the downfall of it because in not using the word "autistic" in the show it paves the way both for genuine connection AND the surface level ableist "aw steven" mentality we see a lot now

i was watching the first two episodes the other day, mostly because I'm rewatching for Steven- an aside, but fandom had honestly put me off Steven. ofc I loved him so much but I couldn't truly connect because the (imho) accurate Steven that I liked to think about and analyze is NOT the Steven we see in 98% of fanfiction or tumblr posts. but anyway I was watching the first two episodes and I gotta say, for as much nervous stuttering as he does in fanfiction, he really- listen I think he does a reasonable amount of nervous stuttering when he is IN truly stressful situations that have him completely off kilter.

you can't really script your way out of a conversation with a creepy guy trying to tell you abt his lord and savior ammit the croc

anyway. all this to say, I completely understand where you're coming from and I'm really glad you felt seen in my own frustration. it's always validating to see someone else verbalizing a deep rooted but glossed over issue that bothers you

just!! reiterating your point!! he's knowledgeable!!! he's angry!!! he's incredibly brave!!!! he's not afraid to stand up to Marc or khonshu or harrow or anybody!!!! he's an adult man with a job and a place to live!!! that doesn't make him any better or worse than someone who may not have a job BUT people just love to turn autistic ppl into helpless little uwu babies and its SO obnoxious and irritating and insulting. he IS capable!! Steven is SASSY he is a BITCH he fantasizes about killing his boss!!!!! he bargined the world for marc (and his) freedom!!!! hello?????

steven would not like the majority of the people who claim to like him..

at any rate lmao. my inbox is always open!! happy to talk 🫶