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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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Now what are your strengths?
I have dual PhDs in Girl Math, I wear socks on more than one of my feet, and I eat a dozen raw eggs for breakfast every day
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queenlua · 11 months
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getting all paranoid when someone opens with English in quebec, like, oh shit oh fuck did i accidentally do some rude-ass tourist bullshit, or do i just look inexplicably anglo
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drawnecromancy · 1 year
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I am at my parent's house and I am quite sad to be away from my computer the moment I have fun ideas (but i have been told getting ideas is what being on break is for!), so have some sketches and ideas about WIPs future and past.
Yes, I'm going to make OC drawings based on paintings that are in the Louvre - if I have the brain bandwidth to actually do it when I get home. We'll see ! Either way I'll have these sketches :) (and if I forget, well. As stated yesterday, necromancy is a thing i do to my WIPs all the time.)
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tarotbydelilah444 · 6 months
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pile one • 🎀
𐙚 first and foremost, you are absolutely and drop-dead gorgeous. You have unique features, or you could be from a different country, specifically Africa, or Europe (the UK… maybe). Some of you could be of mixed heritage, or you have a beautiful accent that people absolutely adore.
𐙚 you have a great and toned physique to match that face card of yours. Some of you could be or could have been an athlete, or you spend a lot of time working out and maintaining your figure to stay snatched to the gods.
𐙚 some of you could be an influencer or you are very popular in your community. Many people are inspired by you, yet there are some people that are envious and see you as competition. You could attract a lot of evil eye and jealously from haters and people that want to imitate and obtain what you’ve been able to achieve (followers, beauty, and/or success), but aren’t successful, so they stay watching and big mad at you. Muahhh… no access 💋.
𐙚 you are a natural seducer and a flirt. You have this sultriness and confidence that many people respect and find attractive. You have the ability to lure people in with your beauty and charm to get what you want, then become detached and cold when you get what you desire, which is why many people are stuck on you, even when you have disappeared from their lives.
𐙚 it’s hard to impress you and you lose interest pretty fast, if you aren’t constantly stimulated. It’s gives… okay, so what’s next? People tend to have to put in a lot of effort to get your attention and maintain it, or you are very quick to ghost and find something new and more exciting.
𐙚 finally, you are a forced to be reckoned with. You are someone that is well-respected and level headed for the most part, but you are just as quick to go 0-100 real quick, if someone disrespects or slight you in anyway and will not give two f*cks afterwards then continue to protect your peace, like nothing ever happened.
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pile two • 💗
𐙚 you are hardworking and an overachiever. You are someone that goes after their dreams and doesn’t stop until they reach their goals. You tend to be successful in whatever you choose to go after because you always stay focus on the end goal, without getting distracted. Even when things seem uncertain or challenges arise, you have an unwavering faith to keep going until you get what you desire. 
𐙚 you are a very intelligent and articulate individual, and always open and ready to learn something new, whether if your learning something new through someone else, or learning and teaching yourself. For some, you could be bilingual or trilingual, so you could be fluent Italian, French, and/ or Arabic.
𐙚 for some, you are a wonderful and creative writer, or you are very good with words. You also have a beautiful voice. 
𐙚 your resilience is very admirable. You have the ability to overcome any challenges and obstacles that may come in your path and come up with a solution how to solve any problem that your may encounter. For some, you could want to pursue a career in the medical field, and your resilient and determined spirit will benefit you in the end, so keep up the good work. 
𐙚 you are very mysterious and likely an introverted person. You are perfectly okay with being alone and in your own space. This could be because you might be a little shy and insecure. Your vibe/energy favors Bubbles 🫧 from the PowerPuff Girls, or you have a shy cute nerdy vibe to you, yet underneath that reserved exterior, you are an absolute sweet heart, kind, and loving to those who know you which makes you extremely likable and appealing to others. You have a special way of making people feel invited, heard, and seen with your sweet and caring demeanor. You likely wear your heart on your sleeve and often rely on your heart and emotions to guide you, but you need to be better at not always leading with your feelings and emotions and try learning when to be logical and emotional. I think you don’t know how much you are loved by others. You are being encouraged to step out of your shell and allow yourself to show up and make your mark on the world. You are encouraged to speak up more and put yourself out there. The world is your oyster.
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pile 3 • 💅🏾
𐙚 this is my rich b*tch energy pile. Your energy /vibe reminds me of the rapper, Saweetie. You are very extroverted and have a very contagious and lively personality that lights up a room and immediately draws people to you. You are very funny and are always cracking jokes, you don’t take yourself or life too seriously and you always have a smile on your face. You are extremely outgoing and pretty much the life of the party.
𐙚 for some, you are a socialite or very influential and well-known in the world or in your line of work. You are always open to meeting and befriending people any chance you get. Some of you could be an entrepreneur, or you have aspirations to create something of your own. You are independent and self-sufficient, you don’t rely on no one to provide for you. You are very passionate and driven when it comes to your goals, dreams, and desires and wont stop until you get everything you want and deserve. Literally self-made and meant to be a boss.
𐙚 you are very outspoken and intelligent. You are not afraid to speak your mind and stand up for yourself and others, if necessary. People tend to underestimate you and what you are capable of because they think you are just a stereotypical “pretty girl” yet, little do they know that you have beauty and brains and you aren’t afraid to show what you know.
𐙚 bougie queens 👑 you prefer the more finer and refined things in life. You look and smell rich and expensive. For some you are actually wealthy and privileged. You take especially good care of yourself any chance that you get. Not the type of woman to accept any thing less than what you deserve because you know and understand your worth and value, then you add tax. You are poised, well-mannered, confident, and unattainable to those that instantly fall head over heels for you.
𐙚 you likely attract a lot of unnecessary hate from people, specifically people that are jealous of yo. You could have people that have tried to do black magic (hexes, curses, evil eye) or send negativity your way to throw you off course and to see fall from grace, but they always fail and their attempts backfire in the worse way. The divine and your spiritual team do not play about you and will be quick to slide, if anyone dares to harm you. People may mess with you a lot because you come off very peaceful and you have a youthful spirit or appearance, so they perceive you as gullible and an easy target. Your presence and essence also intimidates lots of triggered and unhealed people as well.
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heya-dollface · 4 months
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Where can I find patterns for making Fashion Doll Clothes?
A friend and I were chatting tonight about doll clothes, and it occurred to me that if you've never dabbled in making doll clothes before, you may not know where to find patterns for them. So I'm sharing a list with you guys of every resource I know of.
Paid-For Patterns:
Requiem Arts: https://raddollclothes.com/
This is one of the big go-to's of the community. Requiem Arts has patterns for so many different fashion dolls, from Monster High (G1 and G3) to Rainbow High, to a number of BJDs, to Barbies, and even several for the boy dolls. I've gone to them for many a Descendants pattern since not a lot of places offer them. Her blog also features a number of great posts on size differences between dolls, fixing articulation, and more.
Dollightful: https://www.etsy.com/shop/DollightfulPatterns
If you need Monster High and Ever After High patterns with easy to follow instructions, this is the place to go! Dollightful only has a handful of patterns up, but her instructions are super easy to follow. They're just as enjoyable as her YouTube videos.
Moonlight Jewel: https://moonlightjeweldolls.myshopify.com/collections/ebooks
This artist has an interesting mix of patterns for fashion dolls, once again it's a lot of Monster High, but also a little bit of Rainbow High. I have her two pattern books, and they've got some wonderful picture instructions that put into perspective how to follow along. I hadn't realized until making this post that she's released a couple of individual patterns from her YouTube videos, that's really cool!
Enchanterium: https://www.enchanterium.com/shop
The Enchanterium sisters are a delight, and their patterns for MH, EAH, and Smart Dolls encompass a wide variety of genres. They even have some 3D printing files for shoes and accessories.
Cosmomoore: https://ko-fi.com/cosmomoore/shop/sewingpatterns
Cosmomoore is great if you need patterns for Rainbow High, Barbie, or G3 Monster High. All of the G3 patterns are under the Creepy Class tag. I've tried their skirt pattern for G3 Draculaura, it was a breeze to put together when you know a few basic stitches.
Free Patterns:
Enchanterium: https://www.enchanterium.com/shop/freebies
Enchanterium offers a number of freebies at this link! Most of them are patterns from their older YouTube videos, so there's those as a resource to follow along with.
Cosmomoore: https://ko-fi.com/cosmomoore/shop/sewingpatterns
Once again, this artist has a number of freebies, but they don't have a specific tag.
Poulpe en Ciel's Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1lkI6inme4K6wxw0IqTSGGju2bIQMln_A
This artist is known for having some truly extravagant patterns for Monster High and Cave Club dolls. And she offers them in both English and French! Highly recommend checking out Poulpe on Instagram, her dolls are absolutely to die for, and she puts so much heart into making her stuff accessible for the wider community.
Chellywood: https://chellywood.com/
Chellywood's website is a diamond in the rough. If you're looking for a doll pattern for a doll most people don't make patterns for, Chelly probably has it. Her website is organized by size and goes into individualized pages for each doll line. It's fantastic. And on top of that, she has YouTube videos!
MyFroggyStuff: https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipOJWM4ft-CgHQI3fhqNJzWLG30C45Xl3xs-tgatId430gKVW-J8w5cB9ViW2jRPFw?pli=1&key=Y2Y2UDJ6S01Gb2EwUHRZUVJDdm9FanpMdDZzY1RR
Barbie lovers rejoice, this is your kingdom! While there's no tagging system here, Toya has patterns for everything, from mermaid tails to cute easy dresses, this is a great place to go. Her YouTube channel is also an endless resource of creativity.
If you have any resources for patterns, or for places to buy doll clothing, feel free to reblog! I'd love to include more people from our lovely doll community so people know about them!
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leclerc-s · 4 months
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take me back to the city that i call my city, where everybody knows my name
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oscar piastri i fear mark is mad at me.
isabella perez i could've told you he would be upset for the 'practical joke' you pulled.
yuki tsunoda ha! and now your mother wants me as her son!
charles leclerc i'm going to die at the hands of mark webber!!
daniel ricciardo-jones don't be silly daniel jones-ricciardo he's going to send someone after you. mark won't get his hands dirty like that. charles leclerc THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?!
ollie bearman does this make charles my grandpa?
lando norris that's wild 26 with a 19-year-old grandson
sebastian vettel this explains the angry 'your spawn stole my kid' text i got from mark
fernando alonso and this also explains the 'you were supposed to keep him out of trouble' text i got charles leclerc and that explains the 'give me my child back anti-christ' text i got
oscar piastri HE CALLED YOU ANTI-CHRIST?
lewis hamilton added one person
charles leclerc HE CALLED ME ANTI-CHRIST! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
mark webber i did no such thing
mark webber sebastian control your spawn.
charles leclerc
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mark webber snitch
fernando alonso MULTI-21 SEB!! MULTI-21!!
sebastian vettel you just had to remind him didn't you?
lance stroll last time since a multi-21 inchident is down to 0 again.
lewis hamilton does this make seb satan?
sebastian vettel does this make you an instigator?
isabella perez it sure would be a shame if someone added jenson and nico to spice things up.
lewis hamilton don't you dare isabella juliana perez.
logan sargeant added two people
lewis hamilton logan hunter sargeant what did you do?
jenson button so this is the famous group chat.
charles leclerc WHAT IS AN ANTI-CHRIST??
nico rosberg lewis. lewis hamilton nico.
george russell i thought you two were on good terms?
dulce perez just because they're on 'good terms' doesn't mean they can't tease each other.
mick schumacher the family tree expands.
alex albon oh yes, because according to twitter logan is jenson and nico's son. zoya torres what the fuck do you two do on twitter? george russell i have a power point on the family tree!
nico rosberg i have so many questions
charles leclerc starting with, can daphne play long live tomorrow?
daphne jones-ricciardo can you get pole tomorrow? max jones-verstappen can ferrari not screw you over on sunday? is the better question.
jenson button yikes, you people do not hold back.
charles leclerc IF I GET POLE, will you please do a mashup of yoyok and long live?
daphne jones-ricciardo you've got a deal leclerc
mark webber you people are so weird.
nico rosberg agreed.
jenson button i've met zoya. i know how weird they can get.
zoya torres i know that's an insult but i don't care.
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isabellaperez, rhysjones, freyavettel, and zoyatorres have posted new stories
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my father-in-law is pole for monaco. everyone say congrats and cheer for a leclerc front-row lockout!! just know that i may be in the rb garage but i will be cheering on this silly little monegasque man. FATHER ON POLE IN MONACO!!! I REPEAT FATHER ON POLE IN MONACO!! LET'S GO!! WE'RE BREAKING CURSES THIS YEAR!!
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nataliaruiz little jules pascale leclerc, named after two of the most important people in charlie's life.
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charles_leclerc would you look at that, you were right.
↳ nataliaruiz i'm always right charlie
↳ charles_leclerc well, there's that one time-
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 we swore to never speak of that charles!
user06 and suddenly daniel and charles both have another jules they love.
↳ user54 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!! NOW I'M CRYING!!
↳ user79 ALL I DO IS CRY ON THE INTERNET!!
zoyatorres the little jewel of our lives
↳ user88 IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE NICKNAME ARE WE STUPID?
sukiwaterhouse she gets her charms and looks from you. i don't know what she gets from the french man.
↳ charles_leclerc this is why your daughter looks more like robert than you.
↳ sukiwaterhouse i actually hate you.
↳ charles_leclerc the feeling is mutual
daphnejonesricciardo and what a beautiful little jewel she is
↳ charles_leclerc she's bejeweled one could say
↳ daphnejonesricciardo that's your worst joke yet
benruiz oh look at my beautiful little niece!
↳ nataliaruiz please tell dad to stop crying over her
↳ benruiz he said to leave him alone and let him cry over his only grandchild. she's getting so big.
danieljonesricciardo what a joy it is to be her godfather ❤️
↳ nataliaruiz and what a joy it is to have you as her godfather 🫶🏼
↳ charles_leclerc if i have to hear her cry over unca da, it's over.
↳ danieljonesricciardo i'm just that loveable charlie.
oscarpiastri i have the cutest baby sister
↳ zoyatorres see i would fight you on this but it's true
↳ freyavettel that is very much true (no on tell my siblings)
olliebearman the cutest leclerc!!
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nataliaruiz when we were little kids and anyone asked you, 'what's your biggest dream?' your answer was always the same, 'to become a formula 1 driver and win the monaco grand prix' then you became an f1 driver and your biggest dream was to win the monaco grand prix, to make your country proud, to make your papa proud. year after year, it was disappointment after disappointment, but something changed this year, this year you had hope, more than you've ever had before. this year you told me, 'i'm going to win this. i'm not taking anything less than a win." you finally did it, you broke the 'curse' that had been bestowed upon you. and i am so glad i got to witness you do it.
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charles_leclerc please don't make me cry again. i just stopped.
↳ natalia_leclerc it's a miracle i was able to post this through my tears.
user12 oh great, now i'm crying again.
benruiz listen, i may hate the little shit because he's dating my baby sister, but i'm still fucking proud of him. congrats charles, you deserved this.
↳ benruiz also, please tell my dad to stop crying. he hasn't stopped since you won. ↳ charles_leclerc let him be proud of me for once! ↳ benruiz he literally cries every time you win. shut up?
maejonesverstappen i'm still disappointed i didn't get to witness my best friend win his home race, but still so proud charlie.
↳ charles_leclerc you were there in spirit!!
↳ user98 these two being best friends is everything to me
user64 track menace charles makes his appearance!
user55 this post just reminds me that she's been there for everything. childhood best friends to lovers go hard here.
↳ user07 2018 charles would not believe you if you told him that not only did he end up with the girl he loves but he also won the monaco grand prix ↳ user55 manifestation works children! comment liked by charles_leclerc
oscarpiastri making the family proud 🥲
isabellaperez YEAH!! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN FINALLY WON THE PISTON CUP!!
↳ olliebearman the piston cup is the world championship, not monaco.
↳ isabellaperez LET ME BE PROUD EITHER WAY OLLIE!
rhysjones sorry to my mom and sisters but LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
↳ alex_albon disney child gone wild.
↳ maejonesverstappen rhys, watch your language!
↳ rhysjones says the one married to max emilian jones-verstappen.
rileykeough congrats charles!
↳ charles_leclerc thank you riley!!
sukiwaterhouse congrats, i guess?
↳ charles_leclerc thanks, i guess??
user71 the hand placement makes me feral.
↳ user84 right?? i wasn't aware lechair was that bold
user05 mom and dad on a night out.
↳ user26 imagine a baby pops up nine months from now?
↳ user05 that would be the funniest shit ever. then everyone will know those two really partied
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isabella perez i know that i probably know the answer to my question, but how's pato doing?
gael perez completely gutted
oscar piastri we saw the race
fernando alonso oh patito i'm sorry.
pato o'ward shit happens. it's okay.
daphne jones-ricciardo you're allowed to be sad about this.
pato o'ward oh, i'm fucking devastated. it's a miracle i stopped crying.
charles leclerc FLY OUT TO MONACO! WE CAN CELEBRATE YOU EITHER WAY BECAUSE YOU DESERVED THAT FUCKING WIN.
natalia ruiz forgive him, he's drunk. pierre gasly he's fucking shit-faced.
rowan todd i wonder how he's going to see little jewel if he's drunk
charles leclerc NAT! WE HAVE TO GO! I HAVE TO SEE MY DAUGHTER!!
lando norris now he's quite literally crying in the club.
max jones-verstappen oh he's going to regret this so much
mae jones-verstappen about as much as you regret abu dhabi 2021
lewis hamilton i too regret abu dhabi 2021 esteban ocon oh we remember, 'FUCK MIKEY! FUCK THAT IDIOT! AND FUCK NICO TOO!'
nico rosberg what the fuck?
dulce perez if you hadn't won in 2016, lewis would already have his 8th.
jenson button oh my god, please just kiss and make up
mark webber maybe once nico stops thirsting over lewis on live television they can kiss.
nico rosberg i do not thirst. isabella perez sure, and charles isn't currently shitfaced.
pato o'ward why does anyone ever take you people as serious racers?
charles leclerc WE ARE PATITO!! carlos sainz WE ARE SO SERIOUS!! penelope trevino forgive him, he is also shit faced.
arthur leclerc mexicans everywhere are crying because of checo's dnf and pato being robbed.
gael perez i am crying. that's my boyfriend and uncle.
pato o'ward that is true, he hasn't stopped crying. rossi is concerned for him.
dulce perez make sure he drinks lots of water.
pato o'ward on it
daphne jones-ricciardo you people are so much to handle.
daniel jones-ricciardo WIFEY I MISS YOU!
sebastian vettel is he also drunk?
lewis hamilton days like today make me wish when seb was on the grid sebastian vettel days like this make me grateful that i am no longer on the grid.
mick schumacher oscar is the most boring person to party with.
oscar piastri I DON'T LIKE CLUBBING! ollie bearman LIVE A LITTLE !! GET FUCKED UP!! YOU WERE ON THE PODIUM IN MONACO!!
isabella perez and he is also fucked up.
jenson button oh how i miss being a driver.
fernando alonso because you were whore.
jenson button fuck you bitch. you were a whore too.
mark webber i hate all of you with a passion.
sebastian vettel that's a lie. mark webber correction, i hate you and anti-christ with a passion. freya vettel HE DOESN'T HATE ME!! A WIN IS A WIN!!
charles leclerc i fucking love you people!
daphne jones-ricciardo aww, love you too charlie ❤️ congrats on the win once again.
mae jones-verstappen sorry we couldn't be there but congrats and sorry again pato.
pato o'ward hey, i'll bide my time just like charles! clearly it worked for him.
charles leclerc YOUR TIME IS COMING PATO!! I PROMISE!!
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¡leclerc-s speaks! CHARLES LECLERC WON MONACO AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COPE!! I'M STILL CRYING OVER IT!! long live and yoyok being the surprise songs the night before charles won monaco is like the win was fate for me. also, i can't handle another sad pato edit on tiktok, the pain hurts.
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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genderkoolaid · 1 year
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Rating Yonic Words (Very Logical and Unbiased and Scientific and Impartial)
Vagina et al. - 2/10. Hard* "g" sound is awful. Its a chewy word. Would be better with a soft "g" like in the french vagin, but even thats like, 5/10. Also way overused to describe the whole set when its only the main hole, but its also the proper clinical word for said hole. "Vag" is slightly better but carries the sin of the father (hard "g"), and va-jay-jay is a solid 0. You just doubled the worst sound here. Its the yonic Cain.
*not actually hard, my brain is just too french, but i don't think this sound deserves to be called soft. it's a chewy g. forgive me for my lies
Vulva - 10/10. Love him. "V" sounds flow so nicely. You could sing this in an opera. Also actually refers to the whole kit n caboodle. May be a little clinical for some but we can change that. We can make it horny. You can help me make it horny. Betty Dodson would want you to help me make it horny.
Pussy - 7/10. Gets some points for being a classic, and its decent sounding. But the "s" sounds aren't the best, especially alongside the "p" sound. Its just a little too harsh and kind of juvenile. Good for a laff.
Punani et al. - 2 to 7/10. Gets cool points for being a descendant of the Akan language through Jamaican creole. Gets a range of points because I'm grouping poontang (bad word to say and hear) in with punani (a clear 7)
Labia - 10/10. Vulva's lovely twin. Another word you could sing. The "b" sound isn't offputting- it flows nicely between the elegant "L" and "ia." Again, a bit clinical, but so good to say. Labia (the word and the body part) deserve more love.
Fanny - 0/10. Pussy's worse sounding cousin. Replacing the "s" sounds with "n" removes the flow of pussy, which makes this the yonic-linguistic equivalent of going down a dry waterslide.
Cunt - 10/10. Its like a punch in a good way. Not too harsh, but makes its point clearly; a well-rounded sound. Can be comedic and horny but its not too unserious. Good mouthfeel. I'm a big cunt fan. Can also be an insult, but such is the way of sex organs. Such a versatile word.
Coochie - 4/10. Sorry to the coochie lovers out there but my god? The "ch" sound? Awful to hear. Get that out of my genitalia. Gets points for comedic use, which I respect.
Twat - 2/10. Sounds like the sound made when Batman decks some guy in the face. The "t" sounds here are just unpleasant, and when combined with "æ" it gets worse. Sorry Brits & co. </3
Clitoris / Clit - 9/10. Important organ we all know and love. Both long & short versions sound good, although I think it could be smoother. Way better clinical term than vagina, but I wish we had wider options for him.
Snatch - 3/10. I'm not a fan of the sounds at play here (once again, get "ch" out of here), but I find this word really funny. I cannot imagine this being used hornily. It sounds like the name of a delightful cryptid.
Quim - 4/10. What are you, from the 1700s? I think it sounds alright, the "q" isn't abrasive, but unless you are writing historical fiction it just doesn't sound right.
Any and All Metaphorical Words - 1/10. Never work outside of extremely horny contexts or jokes. Gets one point for extremely horny contexts and jokes.
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gregorybacon · 1 month
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I never understood why people dont bring Gregory being interested on military stuff more. I remember loving Gregory because of the military aspects of his character.
I had studied War history and Military history for years, it's actually a big part of the things I'm interested in. I mostly specialize on the history of UK and France's side of it in past history. I also study on UK's Airforce during a specific era, the Supermarine Spitfires and Hawker Hurricanes are something I really really love.. And basically put that onto Gregory's interest too.
But anyways I really feel like people should point it out more! Gregory literally leads the revolution so prepared and is canon that he has done stuff like this before.
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AND AND LOOK AT THESE LITTLE ARMY FIGURES I know that it's not implied of who own these, but I like to think they're Gregorys since he's the one handling them to tell the plans of where they should go and how the base is set up.
Another thing I found in detail is the song that comes up in the background when Gregory finds the La Resistance's hideout.
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I know, It might be a stretch, but to me it sounds so familiar (or at least inspired) by army marching music, it defiantly has the tone to it, which is a detail I adore and I never see anyone point it out before I also feel like it makes sense since the setting of the movie is... mostly about military and war themes, Gregory volunteers to be apart of this, defiantly has experience, knows what hes talking about, and has knowledge about it. (Note: He's also literally political about the American government and all the shit going on) And of course he knows Christophe who also very similarly is experienced in those topics too (I mean.. look at him) And the final part, is Gregory of course being inspired by Enjolras (Les Misérables) which is basically about the French Revolution War... (I know its not Military specifically but I really hope you get what Im putting down) I just love the details! I feel like Gregory is defiantly a military interest guy and loves taking charge of something he knows a lot about. I like the headcanon of it and how theres canon parts that can back it up. People kinda ignore it a lot... which is upsetting, since it's such a big part of his character. But of course, I won't put this as something people need to force into their headcanons and face it as 100% fact. I only find it disappointing that it's just a detail that is left neglected and barley even brought up.
(Old art coming in ew)
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I remember featuring it on past Gregory artwork ... and I am considering just bringing it up again not only here but in future stuff as well. I dunno, I just wanted to ramble and I hope I had pointed out stuff that you didnt know about before!!
Military Gregory ily, they'll never make me hate you
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What can we expect from 2024 dear!?? 😌
2024 has a lot going on; there are so many astrological transits happening that have a huge impact on all of us.
January 1, 2024: Mercury went direct after being in retrograde for several weeks. This means communication gets better, legal documents can be signed without issues, and anything related to speech is cleared up.
January 20 - September 1, 2024: Pluto enters Aquarius. This is going to be a wild ride. The last time Pluto was in Aquarius was around the late 1700's, and during that time, the world underwent MASSIVE change. Both the American and French Revolutions occurred, coups happened with governments, royalty was dethroned, battles and wars were fought, the first wave of feminism began, etc. There's so much more than this. You should see the list. I'll include it here--start around 1777 and go through 1798. Pluto represents death, rebirth, and transformation, while Aquarius represents humanity and technology. When you pair these two, you're looking at major transformation socially, politically, economically, and technologically. There's a brief retrograde into Capricorn for one last time during our lifetime, and then Pluto will return to Aquarius for another 20 years. It's interesting to note that the rise and fall of empires throughout history is around 250 years. The cycle for Pluto is 245 years. Coincidence? I think not.
February 16, 2024: A stellium in Aquarius. A stellium occurs when three or more planets are in the same house/sign in an astrological chart. This Aquarius stellium will feature Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto. The last time this occurred was in February, 1962, and was commonly referred to as the "Age of Aquarius." This time period brought about major changes in the fields of technology, science, and aerospace. I'm afraid that during this time, though, there will be a strong focus on AI and its advancement. Pay attention to headlines regarding an upgrade in technology.
March 25, 2024: Lunar eclipse in Libra. Major historical events typically coincide with lunar eclipses, and since this one will be in Libra, I foresee society wishing for balance, harmony, peace, and justice. I believe this will be a time that humanity will call for us to take a deeper look at how we can end strife and get along with each other. Be ready for major calls for wars and upheaval to end (even though it's happening now, this will be on a much larger scale with this eclipse).
April 8, 2024: Solar eclipse in Aries. On the flip side of the lunar eclipse, we have the solar eclipse in Aries. This will be a time where we start anew and are ready to charge down a new path. Mars' energy represents war, destruction, violence, revenge, but also strength. This particular eclipse is warning us about war and destruction on a collective level because it'll be conjunct the North Node (the direction we're all going). I believe we're headed into a total collapse and rebirth when we add in the Pluto in Aquarius energy, but it's something that needs to happen for us to evolve as a civilization.
May 25, 2024: Jupiter in Gemini, which is actually in detriment. This means the energy is weaker in this sign for the planet. Expect changes in telecommunications (voice, data, and video) and social media, since Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication.
June 2, 2024: Neptune is anaretic. Anaretic means that a planet has entered the 29th degree, which holds a sense of finality because this planet has transited all 30 degrees (starting at 0). It's ready to move on and cut ties. What does this mean for Neptune? Well, the planet of illusions will lift its veil and a lot of what we've held onto in our beliefs will die out. Some people will still try to hold on (sunk-cost fallacy) because they're stubborn, but the majority of people will release, mourn, and deal with the fallout that's going to be super messy. Imagine the feeling of being betrayed by someone you love. That's what Neptune lifting it's veil is going to feel like for most. Again, collectively, we NEED this energy for healing and spiritual growth.
July 21, 2024: Full Moon in Capricorn. Most of the time, nothing major happens on full moons, but this one is interesting because it falls on an anaretic degree, just like Neptune. Capricorn represents structure, discipline, rigidity, and order (its ruler is Saturn), so we're going to see some upheaval in regards to these issues. The old way of doing things will no longer serve the same purpose. This is the equivalent of saying, "Out with the old, in with the new."
August 5, 2024 – August 28, 2024: Mercury Retrograde in Virgo and Leo. With Mercury rx in Virgo, this might be a time where you lose or misplace documents, feel irritated, have constant miscommunication, or face scrutiny from the general public. Remember to write down important deadlines and keep everything organized so you don't lose anything. With Mercury rx in Leo, I'm fully expecting some celebrity scandals during this time. Otherwise, it'll be a time of thinking about trying something new or wanting to get out and do something fun.
September 17, 2024: Lunar Eclipse in Pisces. This will happen in the 25th degree (an Aries degree), so anyone with heavy Pisces placements will have creative breakthroughs during this time. We'll see a rise in great music, art, poetry and literature, as well as film and visual arts. This time period might feel very dreamy and whimsical on the art scene.
October 2, 2024: Solar Eclipse in Libra. We had the lunar eclipse in Libra in March, so now, the solar eclipse will bring justice and balance. Anyone with Libra placements in early degrees will feel the need to purge what's not working. Even though most Librans are peaceful, this will be a time of upheaval. Expect people to help the oppressed even more (seeking justice) in a world that needs to be more fair and balanced (Libra energy).
November 19, 2024: Pluto goes direct in Aquarius for twenty years, until March 8, 2043. Buckle up! It's going to be a bumpy-but-necessary ride.
November 25, 2024 – December 15, 2024: Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius. We all know what happens during Mercury rx, but what happens when it's in Sagittarius? Sagittarius represents higher education and learning, all things foreign and travel-related, religion, and spirituality. Expect religious or spiritual leaders, as well as educational leaders at universities, to have private documents leaked, misinformation stemming from foreign countries and media, as well as travel issues (delays, being rerouted, lots of crowds, etc.). This will not be a good time to travel.
December 6, 2024 – February 24, 2025: Mars Retrograde in Cancer and Leo. This is going to be...interesting. Mars hates being in Cancer; it's in detriment. Why? Cancer represents empathy and compassion, while Mars represents a more masculine energy that strives towards war, violence, and destruction. Cancer wants to provide a resolution to all of the conflict occurring, while Mars isn't having it. Expect masculine energies, especially men, to be more irritated and aggressive during this time. This duo can bring about discussion regarding balancing masculine and feminine energy, which we all have. Because Cancer is represented by the Moon, or the "mother" in astrology, expect some discussions about fertility and reproduction, birth rates (especially the low birth rates of some countries), marriage (or lack thereof), and any social dynamics with males and females. These discussions will carry over into 2025.
2024 is going to be a year that'll go down in history, that's for sure. One silver lining in all of this is that Venus does NOT retrograde this year, so we might see or hear about fewer breakups, and we might see or hear about more people entering into relationships and staying together.
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murfpersonalblog · 4 months
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IWTV S2 Ep1 Musings - LDPDL smdh
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My daughter Claudia is NOT. PLAYING. AROUND.
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I had to giggle here, cuz it just reminded me of what she said in S1:
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Claudia will drag Lestat AND Louis each and every chance she gets, bless! 😂
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Aaaaaaaand the racists. 😒 Eat ALL of these mofos, YAAAAAS~!
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I am SCREAMING at the cinematic poetry--Louis is talking about not burning Lestat, as Lou & Claud can't get warm enough at a fire where they're burning the dead Soviets they just ate.
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While Claudia sits there giving Lou the cold shoulder & the silent treatment, icing him out so Louis only talks to himself--I HOLLERED.
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My daughter KNOWS!!! DRAG HIM, CLAUDIA!! ^0^
But then I cried, cuz WAIT. If Louis is talking to himself, is this also factoring into why he's seeing DreamStat? Cuz Lou's also desperate for connection, which he can't get from Claudia anymore either! 😭
Louis said DreamStat "came by invitation," as a colorful & vibrant "distraction" (read: comfort) from the dull monochromatic grey Eastern European land. But Lestat is bloodsplattered & filthy just like everyone else.
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The question of his guilty conscience: what does Lestat feel/think about Louis? And what is Louis projecting?
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That's all Louis wants to hear--that Les misses him and forgives him.
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"I'm glad it was you...a la fin." We still need confirmation that Lou slit Les's throat, not Claudia. Cuz this will also point to how much Lou is lying to himself about how betrayed Lestat really felt--that his death would be better by Lou's hands than Claudia's. Is Lou making himself feel better by giving Les the coup de gras, and thinking Les is grateful to him for it?
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Cuz he's clearly scared to death that WHEN--not IF--they reunite, Les will be pissed and hate/kill him.
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Cuz Lestat's love was what kept Louis alive--Lestat loving Louis saved/damned Louis' life. (The Merrick of it all, istg.)
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So it's WILD that Louis thinks this. That the split second Louis finds happiness, the boogeyman Lestat will come and kill him, or take it from him--or just be there as a hallucination constantly reminding Louis of what he left behind.
As an aside:
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It was a BAT--that's cute! XD
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Louis in denial as he tells himself choosing Claudia over Lestat was worth it. And Dream!Stat chanting "I do" like frikkin wedding vows, then choking on the words/vows as a vampire bat claws out of his throat--I CANNOT with this show anymore.
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This is interesting--the 7000 people he killed in Eastern Europe were a necessary evil--Lou calls them "souls," when Les called them "the Meat" and Claudia called them "Kill Juice." And in Paris he only kills once every other day. They ALL feel like murder to Louis. But Louis KNOWS he never killed Lestat!
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He put Lestat in the dump the same way Grace put his name on that tombstone--it's the DISTANCE that's killing them.
It's separation & absence, which they HOPE will make the heart grow colder--when we all know that's not how the saying actually goes.
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So who are you REALLY fooling, Louis? Cuz it for sure ain't Claudia!
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She said "you slow us down!" 💀 But Louis warned you: "I can barely speak French and English. I'd just hold you back.... You don't need me. You think you do, but you don't. You're smarter now. You see trouble coming a mile away." If only they'd've BOTH remembered that bit once they got to PARIS. 💀💀💀
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This dude, I swear. No wonder he never joined the Theatre; he can't lie for ish! 😅
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And I OOP! 👀
By the end of the episode we get Louis' BEAUTIFUL "You and Me" monologue to Claudia, and she finally accepts his apology and promise that he won't kill himself like Draciana did.
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MERRICK COME THROUGH! 😭
Which nearly made me cry when you finally see DREAM!LESTAT SITTING RIGHT THERE. 😭 Who is Louis REALLY talking to!?
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As he always does when in denial & running from his problems (all the way to effing Romania, ffs), alcoholic!Louis "runs to the bottle and to bad beds."
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I REFUSE.
I CANNOT.
I SHAN'T.
Louis, if you don't stop right this moment ISTG! 😭😭
I love this effing show, omg what a great start to the season!
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hearvex · 5 months
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can i ask for this Juan guy lore :v i saw his tweet when it had like 3k and thought it cant be good but i dont know anything about him. its upsetting to see 12k likes tho like why are people fighting against human fights tho
oh this is a long one, who's Juan Guarnizo, the streamer who has recently tweeted against the french union in regards of the qsmp.
juan guarnizo is a colombian streamer (who now lives in mexico with his wife). he's participated in Tortillaland, a roleplaying minecraft series, as a wizard of sorts. He then decided to create a "spin-off" series (more cinematic/pre-planned) called "El Dios de Todo" (The God of Everything, his character's catchphrase). So he partnered with Euphonia, a popular Minecraft Studio that has created games such as SquidCraft, Dedsafio, SawMinecraftGames, and more.
He announced he was looking for several roleplayers for this project, and people started complaining on twitter because some of the requirements were pretty much insane.
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Some include, full availability for 6 hours a day everyday for an entire month, good quality microphone, not being able to livestream the content, just record it to be used after the proyect was released, knowing how to rhyme/rap/sing/imitate voices and animals/general voice acting talent and being able to improv. All of that for the price of 0$. The payment? The enriching experience of being part of this unpayed proyect with your favorite content creator.
Well turns out people still didn't like this idea, justifiably so, and continued to call him out on twitter. His initial response was as follows:
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(Hello, I understand that you know little about the project so I'll explain it to you: The God of Everything is a series based on a story that we will tell in the most cinematic way possible, therefore it is only possible to have one pov and not 40. Participants will be able to take advantage of the series on different social media platforms but not live. How much benefit they decide to get out of it is up to each person. The 6 hours a day thing is insurance, because there will most likely be days where your participation is half an hour and that's it. Also making it clear that professionals such as voice actors who will also be in the series will be paid for their work. We are creating an experience never seen before for me, the roleplayers and the audience, whoever wants and can experience it will enjoy it very much. It is something that we are putting all our heart and desire into for those who want to see the story. Communities that are not going to see it at all, at least don't fill it with your toxicity or bad vibes.)
Basically excusing himself by "I'm doing good by allowing you to join, please don't let toxicity ruin this". Which was still off, because professional voice actors would be getting payed but somehow the rest wouldn't, weird overall. Several POVs would be recorded but only one would be able to broadcast it, Juan. "we'll pay you with exposure" ahh deal
I haven't followed him since this happened, some claim he then did pay the actors, but even if that were the case, that would've never happened if it weren't for people calling out his exploitative bs. Which is exactly what's happened with the qsmp, only this time it's not a cancellation on twitter dot com, but a whole entire french union.
What I think their fans don't understand is that this is not a mob campaign against their faves, it's about protecting the working class from the privileged who refuse to pay them correctly or sometimes never at all, granting them rights to defend themselves when cases like these arise. This goes for people who claim Juan learned from his mistake, he clearly didn't if his immediate reaction to the union was:
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(It's good that they formed a union, so they all hold hands together and fuck off)
So either he's forgotten his "lesson", or he only payed them (if that even happened) because he got caught and wanted to prevent a future cancelation).
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melefim · 2 months
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Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: Esther Finch
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Overview:
21 curses total, 6 different words said in 5 episodes.
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Episode 1: 1 Jesus
Episode 2:
Episode 3: 1 Shit
Episode 5:
Episode 6: 1 Fuck, 1 Damn, 3 God
Episode 7: 2 Fuck, 2 Damn, 1 God, 1 Screw
Episode 8: 3 Fuck, 4 God, 1 Screw
Curses Per Episode:
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Episode 1: 1
Episode 2: 0
Episode 3: 1
Episode 5: 0
Episode 6: 5
Episode 7: 6
Episode 8: 8
Uses Per Word:
Esther’s favorite word is God, which she says 8 times. After that is Fuck, said 6 times, and Damn, said 3 times.
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God: 8
Fuck: 6
Damn: 3
Screw: 2
Shit: 1
Jesus: 1
Unique Words:
Esther, Crystal, and Jenny are the only characters who say Screw.
Percent of Total:
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Esther swears 21 times throughout the season, which is 6.5% of all cursing in the show.
Rankings:
Who Swears the Most: Esther’s 21 curses puts her in 4th place overall.
Curse Word Variety: She is tied for 4th place for cursing variety with the Cat King, with 6 different curse words each.
Individual Words: She is tied for 1st place with Edwin for most uses of Damn. (3 each)
She is tied for 2nd with Niko for most uses of God- 8 times each.
Lines:
Episode 1: Monty! Jesus! I'm trying to threaten some kids!
Episode 3: Quit loitering you little shits.
Episode 6: Oh, God, well without her precious little dead boys she'll be snake food in no time.
Episode 6: God! You're not going gaga for the uptight boy?
Episode 6: I mean, this is why we had a plan, Monty, so I wouldn't be the one traipsing through the goddamn woods!
Episode 6: God, I love final moments.
Episode 6: Teeth Face, what the fuck?
Episode 7: I'm gonna wring that chic little kitty's goddamn neck.
Episode 7: Oh, god.
Episode 7: I know you blew up Monty's spot, you little fucking snitch.
Episode 7: And I'm gonna take that power, and get this goddamn town under my thumb.
Episode 7: You, you.. you think that you're the only one who's ever been screwed over? You're not. I fucking deserve this!
Episode 8: God, you're nosy.
Episode 8: Don't ever trust a goddess to grant your wishes, because she'll definitely screw you over good.
Episode 8: Oh, God! Oh, God, no, my face… Is fine.
Episode 8: Oh my God, my own sacrificial knife? I'm impressed. But I'm not fucking around that you're also gonna patch that wall before you die too.
Episode 8: Who the fuck are you?
Episode 8: What the fuck? Hey hey hey no! What did you just do?
Notes:
Esther is the only character to swear in another language- in episode 8 she has the line “Oh, shoot. Or as the French say, merde.” — ‘Merde’ is French for ‘shit’. (Not included in count above)
Updates:
Updated Percent of Total Swearing chart.
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More Dead Boy Detectives Swearing Posts:
Masterlist
Swearing by Episode
Swearing by Character
Swearing by Word
All Swearing Posts
And if you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detectives ones here!
When Charles’ Shirt Colors Change
George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board
Full soundtrack with timestamps
Moves, Incidents, and Cases Masterlist
First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress
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frenchcoffeebreak · 23 days
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30 days of french learning
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August 28th, 2024 28/30
Salut à tous!
Today I started to watch some language learning videos after a while just to see if I got anything new from them and I got back the idea of using Webtoon to read in french, especially because I don't really use Webtoon at all and I don't mind having it set in a different language.
I started reading Rêve Lucide because the art style caught my attention. It's about a guy who has 0 possibilities to find love and one day while dreaming he manifests his dream girlfriend into reality.
I started to read some out loud to one of my friends and I honestly struggled to roll the rs that are close to other consonants but I was also reading super fast so that's also why.
That made me want to start practicing pronunciation more because I'm honestly a bit embarrassed to do it because I'm never home alone (literally) and it's a bit weird so I tend to try to go without it but at the end it's gonna become an issue and it's going to hold me back.
I also set up a Notion page but I will mention it more on my korean log since I paid more attention to korean than french since I'm just starting to learn and find resources.
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stemclann · 1 month
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🌱 Welcome to Stemclan ! 🌱
This is yet another Clangen blog.. But this one's mine !
In a forest full of mysteries just waiting to unravel, a group of cats decides to set camp after moons of exile. This is where their leader, Veilstar, takes position after receiving a spiritual visit from Starclan, and swears to deepen Stemclan's roots so that it can thrive. What she didn't take into consideration, is that if there is blood on the roots, there will be blood on the branches. 🌿
From allegiances to lore, throught moons and moons of stories, this is Stemclan !
Start reading from moon 0 - 🌼 Here ! 🌼
Allegiances - 🌻Here !🌻 (Note that allegiances might sometimes be slightly late on updates compared to the actual story) (+ note that cats will be added to the allegiances once they reach warrior status, or else it's going to be a mess for me to update 💀)
Lore - 🌷Here ! 🌷 (Random posts, most asks that characters answer themselves, ect)
🌜 Wanna look for a specific moon ? Search in the tags : Moon (+ number of the one you're looking for)
🐈 Wanna look for a specific character ? Search their name in the tags and all content involving them during the time they had that specific name will appear! (Please note that some names will change and so the tags will as well, for example Flowerkit ➡️ Flowerpaw = Same character but different tag refering to a different phase of their lives.)
Tags / subjects that might appear in this comic : (this section isn't done yet, I'll add details later) Violence - Kitten death - Dead body / corpse - Mysoginy / sexism - Homophobia / transphobia - Xenophobia ⬆️ That will depend on the characters / plot point they face, and doesn't in NO WAY represent my own vision on these topics.
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Hi everycat ! 😺
My name is Amande (she/her, 29 yo) and I'm a french concept artist / illustrator / aspiring tattoo artist from France. That's the reason why there might be a bit of spelling / grammatical mistakes along the way. I'm trying my very best to notice it before I post but I know I won't catch everything. That's also why some of the names are translated in screenshots / allegiances ! It helps me connect to the characters better and remember them more accurately.
I've always been a huge warrior cats enthusiast, ever since I was a kid. This blog, while it might not be updated regularly, is a form of escapism for me and it brings me a lot of joy <3 I hope I'll get to stay consistent and that you'll like what I have in store for all these kitties💐
Note - This post is bound to evolve with new tags and informations. I'm currently looking at ways to make the pages easily readable, regarding order, image descriptions, ect, if you have any suggestions please don't hesitate to talk to me about it ! I'll reblog it when that happens.
I hope you'll enjoy thesestories and characters as much as I'm having fun playing with them ! See ya around, and have a very nice day 🎀
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onyichii · 5 months
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Wakfu: The Great Wave Ch 2 (Super Mini Thoughts)
I finished reading Wakfu the great wave episode 2. I was side by side window translating French to English!
I have some thoughts here is a quickie before I post the biggie!
🔸Gawd, I feel bad for Amalia.
🔸Adamai is correct but boy is that dragon blunt.
🔸 Then the nerve of those blue bitches!
😫 Two episodes of possibly over one hundred? Lord help me!
I will make a longer post tomorrow since the English version is not out yet (and I’m in bed). I think it’ll come out within the next hour or two if this post.
Hopefully, I can get screenshots because the Ankama launcher app did block it for video (when I wanted to capture pics for s4).
Update: The English version is out but locked. Now...i thought when i paid for English sub wakfu s4 i was also getting english manga/webtoon too. When i look at my library only the french version is in there. I paid money so that i wouldn't have to translate.
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i'm gonna check again tomorrow, but that'll be messed up if the english version is locked and under subscription when english speakers paid for english sub (and presumably) English translation for the webtoon.
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This page is the English version. When i click on resume episode 2, it takes me to the french version...idk what's goin on. Ep 0 and Ep 1 are in English. Why take me to French? Why English still locked? 😭
Hopefully it's just a minor error.
ps: Ankama launcher does not permit screenshots for of their works (video or manga).
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thetisming · 9 months
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& Juliet tumblr simulator
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💓 queen-judith Follow
tumblr users will see the name 'Romeo', black out and hit reblog
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🪶 the-bard Follow
By the way my play Romeo & Juliet is really good and my wife and all my players are wrong the ending is amazing and I'm a genius
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yeah! i agree! i hate it, so it's probably great!
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Richard I want you to stop speaking to me for a bit
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Hey guys! I'm recently unemployed (my wife took my job...) and here is my resume!
-I am a writer
-I have a background in acting
-I am a wizard
-I can drive carriages
#please hire me i need to get back at Anne
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🐯 hearmeroar Follow
MY HUSBAND ROMEO WHO KILLED HIMSELF TWO DAYS AGO JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?? HELP WHAT DO I DO
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BY THE WAY I'M ENGAGED
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cool! i will be ignoring all of your suggestions
#y'all are fucking gay
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signed, penis king of France
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💙 francois-dubois Follow
Hey guys! So, I kissed my fiance's best friend, and I really liked it! There are two things about this that aren't good.
THEY ARE MY FIANCE'S BEST FRIEND.
I am a prince. They are non binary. I'm in love with them. This confirms my suspicions that I am not straight.
The main issue is that they're my fiance's best friend, the not being straight is fine and I already kind of knew. My father probably won't accept me but hahaha. I will be fine.
Basically! I need to either call off this wedding or break up with the love of my life. I don't want to break their heart but I also promised Juliet... please help.
#please help me #french #prince #french prince #relationship #relationship problems #marriage #queer #lgbtqia+ #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #pan #pansexual #demisexual #asexual #arranged marriage #marriage of convenience #romance #love
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HEY QUEERS WHATS UP I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! TIME TO GO SEE MY WIFE!
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um. what happened
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I'M IN PARIS! it's beautiful here :)
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omg i just saw the cutest boy EVER!
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just got misgendered.
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oh. okay
🌹 beautiful-rose
THE BOY KISSED ME
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he is engaged to my best friend
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oh well!
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um. okay
🌹 beautiful-rose
yeah uh he just broke up with me
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yay! my best friend's wedding to the love of my life!
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WHAT THE FUCK
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