#also fuck u astrid

[antaripirate]

lila rocking up to astrid dane wearing rhy’s body with nothing but overconfidence, a semi-loaded gun, and a rock she doesn’t really know how to use

[jackshiccup]

tone death being rtte’s musical episode where everyone gets a song number in an attempt to calm a baby deathsong my stomach hurts from laughing so much that was truly peak silly and i loved every second

[bunnygirlism]

dogs lol

[orcelito]

Accidentally watched, um. A lot more of the episode. I now have 3 hours left. I just couldn't stop during the battle!!!! And then there was all the stuff afterwards and then suddenly it was my definite bedtime when I MEANT to go to bed like 3 hours ago. Whoops

[spacenintendogs]

modern au ask. What are the gangs personal clothing styles ?

ooooo.... i'm not very fashionable nor am i rlly confident abt my knowledge of styles & stuff so i'm sorry if it's not as creative as it could be :')

hiccup i see a lot of layers, similar to how he dresses in the dreamworks franchise. as he gets older there's more leather since he does a lot of motorcycle riding. flannels, graphic tees, baggier cargo pants & shorts & sneakers are his general go-to. has a nice pair of chucks he brings out once in a while. no piercings but he has a tattoo of toothless' strike class silhouette on one of his shoulder blades.

astrid dresses practically. usually in a pair of jeans or leggings. when she dresses more casually it's basketball shorts with a jersey of some kind. she wears jerseys relatively often too. also shirts she can easily move & breathe in. i think she'd like horizontal stripes for shirts but i might be projecting lol. she's got multiple ear piercings on both ears tho. she also loves her headbands!!! gets a specially made one from tuff & snot with stormfly's spines on it!! steel toed boots.

fishlegs dresses like a hipster. have u seen his moustache in httyd 3?? he's a hipster & he fucking rocks it. also rocks a lot of street styles he's one of the most fashionable of the gang & he is proud of it. he looks great always. gets the tattoos on his arms like he has in httyd 3. he also likes wearing rings!! has a wooden bead bracelet he wears from his older sister. uses stuff like beard oil & is super into skincare. u will catch him with a face mask & cucumbers over his eyes.

snotlout prob goes through the biggest style shift. when he's younger he dresses like the usual high school douchebag, backwards cap & everything. once he's a senior & after he graduates he's more biker style (he does become a biker dude after all). super tight t-shirts that show his boobs lmao. he gets his ears pierced & gets a labret piercing. tattoo sleeve on his right arm of monstrous nightmares entangling around each other. old habits die hard tho so sometimes u catch him with his backwards cap. heeled boots bc he likes to be tall.

ruffnut is so fucking cool u guys. she dresses in a variety of styles, sometimes vastly different day to day but she pulls them all off flawlessly. strong fashion is actually how she & fishlegs bond sometimes (or argue lmao). she's got so many ear piercings & switches out what she has by the day. she does her hair the most elaborately out of the gang, when it's long or short. loves long necklaces & layers them. has her nose pierced too. she has a tattoo of barf going down her calf (tuff has the other half so if they stand next to each other it completes the zippleback!!). her fave pair of shoes tho are her sketchers hiking sandals. let the dogs out!!!

tuff is also so fucking cool, though in a more laid back way compared to ruff. more grungy. ripped jeans from falling off his longboard. old sneakers that have been everywhere. shirts he's had since middle school that may be repurposed to have ripped sleeves or become crop tops. that ugly dress u saw at a thrift store? he's wearing it & fucking looks great. he has his septum pierced and multiple ear piercings (like httyd 3). i also think he'd get snake bites. when he's younger he wears beanies a lot but once he's older he puts his hair up in more elaborate "viking" styles with how he braids. also enjoys tank tops & more frayed looks to shirts in general. has belch tattooed down his calf (ruff has the other half, as stated above).

[echoequinox]

Just flew on a plane for the first time in a few months and forgot how much I love them and I took notes about her the whole time, waxing poetic about how beautiful and graceful she is

---

She's flexing her little wings before takeoff :) Making sure she's ready

Latios and Latias arent enough we need a sexy plane woman Pokemon, like those planes the furries wanna fuck

The little narrow struts on the undersides of her wings... little aerodynamic things with antennae like quills

We're passing a truck yard for like, construction equipment and they're the kobolds to my big plane dragon wife

Magical draconic runway in the shape of a big rune that eases in traveling dragons while also serving as a landing strip

The rumble as we take off, that ROAR of hers. She's so beautiful and powerful. The speed that pushes you back in your seat and pops your ears and shakes you around and then the DIP as you take off and that feeling of disorientation but she's fine. She loves it. And in SECONDS, the ground is like toys, like ants beneath us. It took less time than writing this for cars to be the size of bugs. The world is so small to her. She's so beautiful and strong and carries us aloft with such grace. I love you plane

Oh those little struts I mentioned move as we do!! They help guide her just a little bit! Probably help with banking and shit

Cartography wizards (cartogramancers? Lol) astride enormous dragons who keep note of all the changes in the landscape below. Listing every road, every footpath, every river, scribing it into an endlessly long magical atlas. Noting how the roads below form glyphs and runes, how they mirror the natural magic of rivers and tributaries, how homes and castles are built in the most defensible - or beautiful - positions and seeing vistas groundbound humans could never dream of seeing. The beauty of it all.

Fantasy alternate history ww1 where biplanes are replaced with steampunky dragons

Walter White looks up and sees two dragons fucking *lighthouse awed face meme*

This is getting away from airplanes and more toward dragons, I love the plane I think that a machine with the sole purpose of holding people tight and carrying them to far away places to see loved ones and new experiences is so beautiful, it's such a FASCINATING marvel of engineering prowess. This thing is BUILT on math and that's so cool. Every inch of her frame, every cubic centimeter of metal and plastic and cloth, are all accounted for in every flight equation. It's amazing. She's amazing.

I could *feel* her start to dip. That's another amazing thing - every single thing she does is NOTICEABLE. Every dip, every shudder, every increase or decrease in speed. My heart is pumping in time to her turbines, the electricity that runs through her veins is nearly palpable as we prepare for our descent

I'm polyamorous the way a plane is, compared to private jets and shit - they want to please everyone, they just want everyone to be happy and loved and safe, they want to deliver them with speed and safety and warmth and just. I love u miss plane

When my dog first came home with us, only a couple weeks old, he'd sit in the yard and look up at the sky as planes went by and made noise and he had a sense of total awe. I wonder how many dogs are looking up at me now while I look back down at the ground with equal splendor

Very funny to still see those pizza huts with the red rooves

The lights come on as we descend. She's been half asleep, coasting on air currents and pointing herself where she needed to go and now that we're dropping she's awake and aware. She's circling the landing strip like some kind of predator, watching and waiting for an opening so she can swoop down and attack the tarmac

Seeing the way cities are laid out, in perfect little beautiful grids, is so relaxing. Suburban sprawls packed with strange, enormous lives in little blocks of land, chunk by chunk, eventually touching residential, long strips of business and economy, commerce and trade and social lives, into the large, messy, chaotic industry beyond that. Infrastructure is beautiful. The leylines upon which planes were borne.

Water towers are so funny, why the hell did we refurbish an outdated means of water reservoirs, surely there could be a way to store more water more efficiently in treatment plants. Are they just for the Fun Cultural Aesthetic? Are they REALLY still that useful as a buffer?

Those little struts *are* at least partially used for banking but I think they're probably more like communications arrays combined with.. ballast isn't the right word. Counterweight? Idk. Beautiful regardless. Still love the little antennae

A little boat skims across a river, under a bridge where a highway passes over. I can tell it's moving fast, even from this high up. Tiny ecosystems exist beneath the hull, trillions of microbes, so far down beneath me now it's hard to make out any details other than the trail of white foam spray behind the boat.

Another water tower.

And another. Wild.

She rumbles as she drops, like she's grumpy, like she doesn't want to be on the ground. Silly girl, you can't fly forever. You need fuel and new passengers. She's flexing the little bits along her wings again, preparing for true descent now. The whistling is getting lower and lower pitched as we lose speed. I'm sure she isn't happy about it, but it's only going to be probably a half an hour or less before she's up in the air again. Calm down, girl.

And...

Touchdown.

One last roar as we slow. Beautiful. 💖

[euphoric-ghoul]

intro post !

-I'm Finn (he/they/alpha/alphaself)

-I'm a mcyt centric blog 🫡

-my mbti is INFP-T/Time zone is EST

Here's a list of stuff i like

I'm going to be so fr... I don't have a job or anything like that, so I can't donate, but I will post your donation links :)

☆current theme: Danger Days (matching with @nick-nacker) ☆

♡dni♡

-to be honest this is just a list of people I will block if I see them, I don't expect this dni to actually work.

-basic dni

-wilbur soot/dream team fans if I could change, so can you (neutralists too. Fuck you.) (Click on wilbur's name ^^)

-having soot or bur or not taken or not found or was taken or wss in your url will get you blocked... I am not taking any chances..

-I feel like it's common knowledge and they're isn't much of them left, but go away poppies 🥰

-tx2 fans

-conservative/republican "goths" "punks" ect.

-vendetta leon > re2/re4 /hj (you're wrong though)

-anti recovery ED accounts (pls get help 🎀)

-radfems

-anti objectum (its never that serious) (Also I talk about my attraction to crt monitors here.. u won't like me.)

-if ur mutuals with two-vampires-kissing I will soft block you if you follow me AGAIN after that you will be blocked... pls go away... (this is mostly aimed towards one guy)

@oh-allie and @allies-diary

◇About me◇

- i am omniromatic and asexual, this will not stop me from talking about my sexual attraction to old electronics

-regardless, I am a minor. 18+ can interact 😇 I will be scared if you interact further than reblogs, though 🤗

-I am a living randy jade

-i hoard urls

-I am officially diagnosed with adhd and social/generalized anxiety 😇 I am slow to understand things sometimes, because of this and interaction is slightly difficult for me!! Trust I am still fun to talk to!!! I promise please let's be friends!! my other diagnoses do not hinder my friendship making abilities :)

-I have special interests in psychology and the dream smp :)

-I have an off and on hyperfixation on the Sims 4, resident evil, sleep deprived podcast (specifically astrid) and adventure time :] biggest one rn is alvin and the chipmunks

Ranboo read chat message x1

Tubbo read chat message x1 (the closest beeduo's been in years)

Technodad x2 (replied to reddit comment + post)

but most of all samy is my hero

☆side blogs☆

@finn-isgay <- gay blog 😇

@theusername666 <- horror blog

@quackbama <- not in use yet

@finnhasdreams <- dream log

@euphoric-music <- music blog (me trying to convince you to listen to music I like)

@finn-rat-coparentau <- Co-parent au blog

@finnisonline <- old web blog

@yourfavoritewhiteboy <3

@the-wrong-ways

@teeensofstyle

blinkies! CW:eyestrain +flashing lights

[the-writing-trash-panda]

hello, I saw your post earlier :D

For the fanfic prompt ask:

I had an idea that’s been haunting me, namely: httyd - Snotlout and the twins being overly competitive over something (eg card games. These guys would tear each other apart verbally during werewolf I swear)

thank u and have a nice day!

Saturday Night

Fandom: HTTYD

Words: 482

Rating: T

Warnings: swearing, mention of weed/alcohol

Genre: humor

AU: Modern

Notes: they are 21

Also I’ve never played werewolf so I wouldn’t be able to write that correctly (sorry). And I haven’t played Mario Kart in a while so don’t fact check me.

Saturday night was the favorite of all nights among the group of friends. Ever since they were fifteen they would get together at one of their houses and have a sleepover. The night always consists of junk food, games, and pranks. This year however alcohol and weed were a big part of the night. And so things got a bit more wild and a whole lot more competitive, well at least among three of them. Hiccup and Astrid had gone outside to get some fresh air, everyone knew they were actually making out somewhere, and Fishlegs had fallen asleep about an hour ago so now Snotlout and the twins sat in the basement playing a game of Mario Kart.

“Are you fucking kidding me Ruffnut! Another green shell,” Snotlout yelled, nearly throwing his controller across the room.

“This is payback for your banana you jerk,” Ruffnut replied, kicking her friend in the side.

“Well stop using all your items on me and use them on your brother, who is winning by the way! Though how he is doing that when he is high off his ass is beyond me. No wait, he's always high,” Snotlout said, taking a jab at his best friend.

“You’re no better than him, you drunkard,” the blonde retorted, grabbing her drink.

“Hey! I’ll have you know I’ve only had two beers tonight, no three,”

“Oh wow, I’m so proud of you,” Ruffnut said, the sarcasm practically pouring out of her.

“Will you two quit flirting, it’s disgusting,” Tuffnut interjected, his eyes never once leaving the screen.

“You’re disgusting,” Ruffnut said, Snotlout nodding his head in agreement and following up with the snarky reply “Yeah, when’s the last time you showered?”

“Two days ago,” Tuffnut said, though it sounded more like a question. Ruffnut rolled her eyes in disappointment but her mood quickly changed when she got a golden mushroom and was able to win the game.

“Who’s the best, I am! You two are stinky, dirty losers,” she taunted while doing a little victory dance on the coffee table. Tuffnut pushed his sister off the table and threw his controller at her head. “No, you’re just a cheater you little…cheater,” he pouted.

“Yeah, well you gave me a crappy controller anyway. I would have won if I had a good one,” Snotlout added, placing his feet on the table and leaning back against the couch.

“Wow, you guys are such sore losers, and all because you lost to a girl that's a bit sexist don’t you think.” Snotlout scoffed, looking over at Tuffnut with an expression that said ‘What the heck is wrong with your sister.’ Tuffnut shrugged his shoulders, grabbing the remote and turning on some random movie. Ruffnut chuckled to herself before sitting back between the two men and wrapping a blanket around her and Tuff, she sure did love the feeling of winning.

[dragonbored]

Markarth, Throat of the World & Sovngarde?

YAYYY hi bestie (beloved follower)

Markarth - If you could rewrite one questline in Skyrim, which would it be?

oh boy do i have OPINIONS. if i could rewrite on questline in skyrim i would rewrite the companions questline to Not Be The Companions

sorry. racist werewolves aside, i think i agree w u that it would be the dark brotherhood, but i’ve got different ideas. idgaf abt astrid and cicero and the night mother i want oblivion back. the oblivion dark brotherhood questline is my favorite fucking questline in any video game, i swear to god. your first quest is to go sneak aboard a pirate ship?? you dive into the ocean to escape?? you can murder a guy by dropping his stuffed minotaur head or whatever tf that taxidermy is on him?? wildly sprinting away from bruma so his guard doesn’t catch you and you still get the bonus?? THE MURDER MYSTERY DINNER PARTY??????

i’m sorry i just love oblivion so so so much. i would try and return some of that whimsy to the dark brotherhood. i mean, yeah, i guess we can keep the whole betrayal thing, but i never liked the night mother’s portrayal and just am not fond of any of the existing npcs there. also, including an assassination of the emperor was fucking stupid, i hate how tes tries to make it canon that your character is simultaneously the gods’ greatest gift to nirn and also sithis himself (what’s the tes equivalent of the devil)

actually speaking of stupid canonical statuses i would rewrite the civil war questline to also not exist. fuck it the dragonborn is just a messenger now. the war doesn’t have a finish within the game, we leave it at a standstill. like i said i have Opinions

Throat of the World - How do you feel about “Season Unending”?

to be truthful with you beloved follower i didn’t remember what this quest was. in recent times i haven’t even gotten to diplomatic immunity. i always lose interest before i get that far LMFAO. that being said when i remembered what it was i’m vaguely fond of it. i think having a meeting where you just have to sit down and debate shit is fun. don’t remember if it translates very well into a video game. love the idea of the dragonborn sitting there simmering with rage while everyone insults each other. think it’s really stupid that everyone somehow safely made the climb up the 7000 steps at the same time without guards carriages horses or food. you’re telling me elenwen hiked that shit?

Sovngarde - How would your Last Dragonborn celebrate after the battle with Alduin, or would they celebrate at all?

OOF… you’ve hit me with the one oc question. i love to discuss my Opinions (there’s lots of them) but ocs require more thoughts. hm…

azug would celebrate because i think lucien would go hog wild about his friend defeating alduin and erik is just down to party. where the fuck do you go after coming back from skuldafn? how do you come back? do you just fast travel? summon odahviing again? it’s been so long i don’t remember. i’ll just assume you summon odahviing again and he deposits you back in dragonsreach, in which case, jarl balgruuf would probably want to have a feast or something anyway. but azug and the crew would go celebrating on their own after, and, tbh, knowing azug, would probably keep celebrating for a long time after. like, bar hopping in every city for the next year (or until whatever inevitable tragedy happens next for them to help with)

megana is much more reserved. she would enjoy the feast but she doesn’t really. have close friends. at least not yet, i haven’t finished the game with her so idk. she also doesn’t live in whiterun like azug does (well, technically azug lives outside in tundra homestead) so i think she might have less casual friends there. all that being said, i don’t think she would celebrate beyond agreeing to whatever celebrations are held for her, and even then she would quickly find a limit to what she could stand to attend. she’s more of a private person; she’d rather have a few drinks with the others at the college of winterhold (hey i forgot she was gonna do that quest) or relax with thistle in myrwatch than be rowdy all across skyrim like azug

sadly those r the only two i can answer for, cirendil exists in my mind palace but i haven’t played her at all so i don’t have a good grasp of her character or development. friki is… technically a dragonborn because the randomizer feature in the alternate start mod i’m using decided she would be, and because i think it’s funny to imagine her going around stealing shit and not at all being helpful while another dragonborn actually does their job, but she will not be doing the main quests at any point so i don’t bother contemplating her much

thank u for asking!!! this one was super fun to consider <3

[ele-sme]

thanks to @mochalottie and her beautiful fan fiction (for the nights and days of life) i wanted to re-watch dragon trainer, now you guys got this, and part two of Konuv . 

Not a 15-year-old befriending a dragon he just met.

moments before disaster

THE DISGUST IN THEIR EYES

petting time!

discovery drug!

“ohh shiny point”

fake

bro snook in the dragon 💀

bro must thought his son died or somthing

“you can't dream with open eyes!” look at him.

UHH SHUT UP THE GOOD PART CAME IN

THE SOUND TRACK YESSS

hiccup: :D

Toothless: :0

“since when food can walk???”

bully

 did bro just befriended a dragon he just met? AGAIN?

totally me when i study latin

is this a coming out scene or what?

no seriously is it?

did bro just hit him?! IMCALLINGCPS

well this is awkward

okay hiccup, okay

awkward again

did she just death threat the chief son??? INFRONT OF EVERYONE?!

still thinking he should have got away fr

majestic

he was ready to throw hands

why tf did he pick her? didn't he want to go away not even 5 minutes before? also, who would have believed her?

this is just so funny, look at how toothless looks at her, and look at how she can clearly fall and hiccup is just "now we are going to make you flight a little, and then u will fall in love with me"

toothless knew what he was doing

mosquitos coming in the second the door is open

they were shocked

are you fr astrid?

"yes" you are killing me

this looks so fake i swear

"damn"

half of the speech was about insulting his own son, Infront of the entire village.

dramatic enter

bro is lucky he is the main character, because trying to bond with the dragon in front of the ENTIRE village/clan is brave

mood braker

“Something just happen to my human!”

this is so cool, unreal it was 2010

“my bad bro”

bro just had an idea

how tf dare you? Asshole bastard dirty old fucker moron go fuck yourself jackass yokel that your own wife preferred 21 years with dragons then to stay with you, get lost Muthafucka

“oh no i fuck up”

“oh well the show must go on”

“wait till next movie”

just kiss already, btw their wasn't an enemies to lover, she was literally bullying him

best friends forever squad is here

look at this dumbass genuinely happy, how adorable

cool

husbands

this describe itself

wow, just wow

this hurts

"What do you mean? my mate is here, wait hold my wing"

“see?”

"tf do you mean? Of course I brought him back alive"

“i guess im a father of two now”

“wake up bro”

“tf do yo want?!”

SURPIRSEEEE

aww look toothless and footless

INFRONT OF HIS FATHER?!

[burningdarkfire]

books i read in jan 2024

[these are all short + casual reviews - feel free to ask about individual ones if u want my full thoughts or ask for my goodreads!!] 

the tail end of winter break + flights to the other side of the world and back + two week vacation means i am so fucking back, baby

prince's gambit (reread) + king's rising (reread) + the summer palace + the adventures of charls, the veretian cloth merchant + green but for a season - c.s. pacat ★★★★★ (fantasy romance)

nothing like tearing through the whole capri series to start off your year by changing your brain chemistry yet again. it's not a perfect series but it is so good at the erotic and the romantic and the perfect push and pull of tension !!

locklands - robert jackson bennett ★★★★★ (fantasy)

fantastic and utterly satisfying end to the series. i'm always trying to pitch these books as much as possible because the magic system is one of my favourites ever and rjb has an understanding of themes if i've ever seen one

[reread] jane, unlimited - kristin cashore ★★★★★ (YA fantasy)

still love this genre-bending mind-fuckery of a book. it's an interesting take on grief and a positive look at the potentiality of both the universe and individuals

a beautifully foolish endeavor - hank green ★★★★★ (scifi)

utterly shocked considering how little i liked the first book but i found this one compulsively readable and absurdly fun. it still reads like someone very online wrote it but i enjoyed the ride this time

the rest of us just live here - patrick ness ★★★★☆ (YA fantasy contemporary)

solid and pretty standard YA contemporary that has some bonus fun fantasy that made it much easier to swallow for someone who doesn't like YA contemporaries very much

a power unbound - freya marske ★★★★☆ (historical fantasy romance)

decent conclusion to the series and a hot romance that kept me invested, but the "plot" dragged and took up so much pagetime

bloodmarked - tracy deonn ★★★★☆ (YA fantasy)

obvious second book syndrome with wacky pacing and a bloated cast of characters, but it handled a lot of trope-y YA stuff pretty deftly and i am deeply curious where this plot is going to lead

moon of the turning leaves - waubgeshig rice ★★★★☆ (post-apocalyptic)

decent sequel that trades in the horror of the first book for a more survivalist bent. i don't think it's particularly interesting if you don't already like these sorts of books, but i do, so i liked this one as well

the trial of henry kissinger - christopher hitchens ★★★★☆ (political non-fiction)

def not kissinger for babies but the writing was solid and easy to follow, even if i knew nothing about the politics going in

eileen - ottessa moshfegh ★★★☆☆ (thriller)

relentlessly unpleasant to read but the frame story gave it an interesting flair. i've always found ottessa moshfegh's works worth reading even if i don't exactly enjoy them

annihilation - jeff vandermeer ★★★☆☆ (scifi)

extremely slow to start but it does eventually cohere into something? the writing was beautiful and i understand why everyone highlights it as atmospheric

small things like these - claire keegan ★★★☆☆ (historical)

complete nothing of a book to me. wasn't good, wasn't bad, totally fine, just didn't make me feel anything and i probably won't ever think about it again

the perfect crimes of marian hayes - cat sebastian ★★★☆☆ (historical romance)

the plot of this book was so so bad and unfortunately rather important to the flow but it did feature two character tropes and a romance that were exactly my type of shit. i would describe this as "if you closed both eyes and ignored the plot entirely it's almost an astrid/wulf fic" and that's how i had fun

you made a fool of death with your beauty - akwaeke emezi ★★★☆☆ (romance)

the banter and relationship with the FMC's best friend was by far the best part of the book. i liked the premise of the main romance, but it ended up being insta-love despite the incredible setup. also read like it was so concerned with being beautiful that it forgot to be horny or passionate or even interesting

lumberjanes vol. 1-2 - n.d. stevensen et al. ★★☆☆☆ (children's graphic novel)

tried to be coherent in the wrong sorts of ways and didn't lean into childish whimsy the way it should have, but the art was cute. it wasn't bad but i'd never choose to give it to a kid

[rosiethedragongeek]

BESTIE DID

DID YOU SEE THE RICHARD HAMILTON INTERVIEW BY AUDRIEGREYWIND

IM SOBBING IM CRYING IM THROWING UP

WE MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH THIS IS INSANE

WE COULD'VE HAD SHIRTLESS HICCUP AND COMPETENT TWINS + SNOTLOUT LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE

WE WOULD'VE GOTTEN ASTRID AND HICCUP WITH TATTOOS OF EACH OTHERS NAME

WE WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE A TEAM BACK

F U C K

I feel so empty and so overwhelmed at the same time i need to lie down omg

OMG I DID SEE THAT I JUST WATCHED IT AND I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BESTIE

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL FR LIKE ESPECIALLY SHIRTLESS HICCUP AND SNOTLOUT AND THE TWINS WE WERE ROBBED FRRRR

ALSO THE COMPETITION TO LET A FAN DESIGN CANON SHIRTLESS HICCUP DUDE OMG

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS WE SHOULD HAVE HAD THIS THIS WHAT WE DESERVED

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

what video games do you think the rtte cast would play?

oooooo ok ok ok

hiccup: honestly I think he would probably play a lot of story-driven first-person shooters or like indie games that are either pretty cute and feel good or verging on psychological horror?

astrid: ngl I think she would either be into stuff like card games or animal crossing, girl needs a break from hurling axes and keeping everyone in line

fishlegs: a lot of mobile games but also cooking games, he would get so stressed out about restaurant games but he likes seeing the customers have little pixel smiles

snotlout: he would deny it to his grave but anything with a cute art style and relaxing music he is into, he also probably plays dating sims in secret because the virtual people are so nice (played ddlc, cried when the girls died, sayori was his favorite)

tuff: any sandbox game he can find. he likes to fuck around and see what he can do, storylines are boring the only thing that can keep his attention is his own creativity

ruff: honestly she feels like a point-and-click adventure kinda gal. choose your own adventures are fun and she likes how intricate the storytelling is.

heather: she likes games that take up real-world time, that have internal clocks so she can go into the game and it's like real life but just a little less stressful.

dagur: he would enjoy simulator games especially ones where u are a weird little animal going about your weird little animal life, there is nothing more serene than being a little wolf living in the forest (or an evil goose depending on how he feels)

viggo: this man just likes horror, anything that breaks the brain he is into. it could be horrible amounts of gore or a soul-crushing storyline that makes you really think, he likes the outlet.

ryker: he wouldn't play often but if he gets to be destructive then yeah that's for him, give him gore give him violence give him power, makes him feel better about everything

[mashiee]

JOHN HEADCANONS !!!!! YES I AM DOING THEM AGAIN WAKE UP UNOBLR

*for hcs that are very important to me

full name is john astrid doe*

gay as actual all fucking fuck*

SIMP. gay Disaster*

afab transmasc !!!! he and blyke were roomed together bc theyre both trans !!!!!!!! i know so uru told me herself its canon !!!*

he/him pronouns !!*

ya ik hes 5'11 canonly but we need some variety in heights so... 5'10 (blyke is now 5'8 bc i said so)*

has a half older sister named harpington (an oc of mine 😊) who bullies him religiously jkjk she loves him shed kill for him*

high pain tolerance

very irritable

his attraction wheel is absolutely all over the place*

ADHD, depression, and PTSD. you know the drill*

tends to take things too personally even when he tries not to

favorite color is purple. no this does not have anything to do with sera /srs

very bad with understanding social queues

very bad at understanding what he wants or what kind of person he is*

has a therapist named vivian (absolute godsend of a person, also an oc) who he would later found out was literally. his sisters Wife 🧍*

is not. allowed to drive

has Okay cooking skill. enough to survive and it not taste Terrible

does Not Like bugs

gay disaster. so so fucking Gay*

physically, remi could kick his ass. and shes more buff than him. which kind of isnt rlly abt john but it includes him so idc idc*

has anemia. very forgetful (mostly due to ADHD) and often forgets to take his iron pills 😐*

actual shit hearing

PALE AS ALL FUCK. THIS BITCH GOES OUTSIDE INTO THE SUN W SPF 70 ON AND IMMEDIATELY SETS ON FIRE. VAMPIRE TIER, WHITE ENOUGH THAT HE REFLECTS THE FUCKING SUN

naturally white hair !!!!!! he dyes it black tho*

hes also who dyed sera's hair !!*

will wear whatever clothing. it's whatever. its clothes. likes long skirts a lot. and sweatshirts*

he has fangs !!!! lil teeny sharp fangies. like theyre small but theyre still there nonetheless. more sharp than anything. theyre the kind that puncture better than they tear (think dog teeth when they're puppies)

wet cat

allergic to strawberries 🍓

has to study more than others to make decent grades

has a mole on [his] right cheek (fun fact this came from me miss-seeing what was meant to be a dust particle as a mole)*

his eyes glow in the dark so if u see him at night hes scary as shit. cryptid tier

his pupils sometimes dilate into slits like a cat. this also means that they sometimes widen into giant circles when looking at things he likes, like pizza

kind of knows a bit abt makeup and enjoys doing it

bags under eyes due to reoccurring nightmares and insomnia both from said nightmares and also adhd*

has a tongue piercing. theyre so funky

extremely bad at regulating his anxiety and often doesnt know what to do when he has anxiety or panic attacks

did i mention gay disaster*

reads a lot of webtoons and manwhas

[spacenintendogs]

How many employees does the sanctuary have aside from the gang or do they work on volunteers?

Or, is it just the gang working there?

Aka pls i wanna know more about the inner workings of the sanctuary like. Do they have a calender together or a whiteboard they all write notes on

Pls i wanna know all about their work shenanigans too

Ly rose!!! <33

besides the gang it's all volunteers until later down the line when gustav, heather, dagur, eret, & bayana get hired!!! :) everyone else is volunteer!! gustav wants to work there so bad & eventually becomes part-time but never decides to go full time!

dagur rlly steps in once the majority of the gang are away at uni a lot of the time (they try to work on weekends & def work throughout school breaks & stuff!! but it's mostly snotlout, gustav, & dagur by that point (u shall see in snotstrid fic ;)) but it's also how dagur sees gustav and is like; ah yes. younger sibling (adds to list).

OH they absolutely have a calendar. astrid & fishlegs made the calendar bc no one else could be bothered to keep track of everything.

hiccup is in charge, he hates office work tho, despite needing to make sure they have enough sponsors/donors for things like electric bill, water bill, buying all the food the dragons need, medical supplies, etc!! also paying the gang (and himself) altho i should say they don't get paid much. some of them get second jobs!!

i should mention: when hiccup is like. 15 he "runs" the sanctuary but it's actually stoick LOL

they also absolutely have a whiteboard for notes. ofc it desolves into chaos with so many different notes that half the time don't pertain to anything anyone is doing that the sanctuary. they get silly rlly quick lol. there's an on-going tic tac toe game & no one knows who's who anymore & it keeps ending as a cat's game (aka no winner). one time they spent a week playing hangman LOL.

and they all take turns doing field work (going out and trying to search for dragons to either study/tag or bring back due to injury). astrid is in charge of operations in terms of scheduling work, shipments, etc!! fishlegs is basically the Nurse (and later ruff as well!!)

they also have their specific specialities with dragon classes. (hiccup - strike class, astrid - sharp & tracker class, fishlegs - boulder, snotlout - stoker class, ruffnut & tuffnut - tidal class & mystery class (respectively, altho they just team everything together for their stuff)

eret becomes part of tidal class with ruff (esp once she starts doing more of the medical stuff!) & tracker class with astrid, dagur helps wherever tbh, i'm open to assigning him a class tho if anyone has suggestions!! heather helps take over sharp class (astrid's load rlly gets lessened bc she becomes a primary spokeperson with hiccup & travels with him for interviews & stuff to talk abt the sanctuary & dragon conservation!!). bayana helps tuff with mystery class!! gustav helps with stoker class :)

they just act like they do in rtte when they're screwing around from unnecessary comments from the peanut gallery to pranking one another (some pull pranks more than others...) & they also are not afraid to get the dragons involved (who fucking love it).

esp in the tidal class dragon area there's a HUMONGOUS water area & ppl have gotten shoved in. someone's shoe has been down at the bottom for almost three months and no one knows who's shoe it is. they all have no clue what they're doing tbh but make it work <3

ofc they also have a work group chat that quickly devolves into stupid memes snotlout & the twins spam the chat with & hiccup is constantly scolding them to STAY ON TOPIC THIS IS THE WORK GROUP CHAT. and then dagur joins in and continues to send memes. the memes eventually become how they respond to specific work stuff & hiccup gives up.

the gang like to eat lunch together outside & surrounded by dragons :) it's a rare quiet moment for all of them & they're still goofy obv but sometimes they'll just sit & eat :)

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ok I'm preparing to reread DWM for the third time and I'm just so freaking psyched. idk why or how this fic is so deeply ingrained in my brain (lies. ik why: it's a masterpiece) but it fuckin is and I wouldn't have it any other way. every time the reading experience is smooth as whiskey. the characters, the narrative flow, the blorbo, the complexity of the emotional storytelling, the charisma the characters are imbibed with, the drama, the general vibe of the whole thing. the way that you really made the reader character/astrid stand in their own right without making them a total blank slate (which low key goes against the reader character idea but holy shit i wouldn't have it any other way) was just so ooga booga. also, giving the blorbo a character arc??? giving him growth and some moments of tenderness and warmth? but still reminding us he's a pos? giving him sentimental, sexy tattoos??? giving him sexy little bonding moments with Astrid and slowly developing their chemistry and friendship? him gaining not only a lover but a friend and confidant? giving Astrid an embarrassing tattoo so he can do an awkward little goober laugh? shut UP! say LESS! say! fucking! less! ugh i just. I can tell u put ur whole heart and soul into this fic (or as the youth say put ur whole pussy) and i can tell you with 100% confidence that that effort has not gone wasted nor unnoticed. this story has made my heart palpitate and I've cried and scrumpt some absolutely foul screams and oh em gee. I'm kithing u rn!!! all this shit > 💋❤️💗💘💕💖💞🌷🌹🌺🌸🌻💐🌼🪷 is for u, my love.

THE THIRD TIME? You crazy bish. Omfg I feel like you just stuck your arm in the river and pulled out the biggest juiciest salmon, stuffed it full of love, and then slapped me over the face with it.

It feels amazing.

Legit treasuring this stream of consciousness forever. Thank you I love you have fun rereading it don’t forget to wear your absorbent panties for chapter 13 💜💜💜