#also fuck ted cruz
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This whole time I thought my white patients were just non verbal or something. But no they just dont talk to people of color. And when they do talk to me it's along the lines of "I don't like these foreigners blah blah blah" "these trans people this gay people that" like dude I'm wiping your ass, making sure you're comfortable, and making sure your meals are warm. Why tf won't you answer when I have basic questions like "do your wounds still hurt? What would you like to eat? If I pick you up like this, will you be in pain?" I don't even talk quiet either ik their asses are hard if hearing. But god forbid fuckin bid I talk to the janitor lady about how it's okay that she comes in and cleans the room in Spanish and we're speaking quietly, suddenly the patient has a whole speech to say.
#also fuck ted cruz#cause trans people didnt bother the elderly cause they didnt even know what trans was#and now thats their favorite topic of discussion
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Look, intellectually, I understand that voting should be the beginning of one's political action and not the end, and that my individual vote is extremely unlikely to have a meaningful impact on its own, but goddamn, it would be nice if at least one of the candidates I voted for could have won.
#us politics#i know i'm posting this a week after the election#it's because they just announced the mayoral race won't be heading to a runoff#i'm not even. like. extremely opposed to the incumbent mayor#i just think he's an egotistical asshole and i'm tired of hearing his voice every 15 minutes at the airport#but also#fuck ted cruz#and to be fair. quite a few of the ones i voted for did actually win#they just weren't in competitive races#i mean. some of them were unopposed. kinda hard to feel excited about that sort of victory
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you know whats more annoying than dems calling vance and trump weird is all the condescending posts justifying it actually. like im a bit annoyed about "weird" being used this way but also like man if it fucking works i guess
but do i have to keep seeing daily posts exhaustively justifying how normie midwesterners use weird different or whatever the fuck man just shut up and call them weird then, stop justifying it to me
#toy txt post#i see the value in pointing out to somehow apolitical ppl that these guys are weird in the sense of being invasive controlling racist#creeps with unhinged fucking priorities. i also see the harm in conflating it with 'weird'. i see the value in using it against them#especially since it seems to be? sticking? and i hope most ppl are capable of recognizing that the dems are not using it to mean harmlessl#harmlessly strange or queer or whatever but to mean a fucking creepy asshole with bad motives and priorities#even if the right tries so so so so hard to conflate that meaning with queerness#i also dread the idea that they might start fucking trying to reclaim weird but i dont know if they will. i dont know if theyll redefine it#to work for them. if they can overcome the way they associate it with queerness and neurodivergence. but i do kinda dread a future where#they try to reclaim it like they did with the 'deplorables' shit. regardless of that: the most annoying in all this is everyone writing#fucking thinkpieces about it actually. and the condescending tone of NO YOU HAVE TO BE OKAY WITH THIS#THATS annoying. also:#the dems are going to have to pivot from this at some point anyway. its going to get Stale if nothing else.#i also think calling it cyberbullying is just. not even accurate anyway?#idk. but ik so done reading everyones Takes on it like goddddddd#i also have mixed feelings about the couchfucker misinfo but not as much#mostly like. in terms of misinfo it really doesnt feel worse than the ted cruz zodiac killer thing#except maybe more believable? but also lower stakes lmao#idk. just. sure man#fucking keep fash out of power#fix shit#make it better#the justification makes it worse almost. like cos it means you know my fucking issue with it. just shut the fuck up and call them weird and#ill grit my teeth and assume youre living a sheltered normie life and dont know the joys of weird and thats why youre using it like that#whatever man
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“Just like, you wonder if there were rewrites with Millie after she was trashing the show a little, talking about how she can't wait for it to end so she can move on. Maybe the DB were like - oh, bet? Screen time slashed, have fun. That's mostly me being spiteful though 🤭 Sorry...”
Your casual pettiness towards Millie always catches me off guard and it will never fail to crack me up 🤣🤣🤣
(it reminds me of this one rapper who has a reoccurring gag where he makes sure to say “fuck ted cruz” in different songs)
Casual pettiness, soooo real. I don't want to seem like a bitter person and make this spot about hating on the girl, even if there's a lot I dislike and I side eye her decisions and the way she presents herself. I like gossip, but I'll probably limit my snidness with this one for now 😉 Keeping things light if I can!
I think there are valid valid valid reasons for not liking her and I agree (🫡 to the anon who sent a gripe list hahaha) but I'm also not a fan of dunking on her relationship like who cares if they got married young? Maybe they'll last! Maybe they'll divorce in a year and oh well haha. But, anyway. Several things can be true!! Millie Millie Millie. What an odd person.
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remember when the dems in the us legislature were like "if they overturn roe we'll riot" then they overturned both roe and Casey and Biden tweeted about it and that was basically it
#pack the fucking court you old bitch#jesus CHRIST#many paths to remedy this were laid out and instead the biden administration was just like 'we disagree'#forever bitter about when he won and some people refused to kiss his ass and the white libs on this site decided that was unacceptable#also literally nobody said anything when they ruled that candidates (specifically ted cruz)#could just accept large campaign donations AFTER theyve already won. just further legalizing full on corruption#uhh anyway pack the goddamned court before they overturn lawrence obergefell and griswold#one justice already hinted that they might actually come for brown v board. so prepare yourselves for that#sorry i forgot nancy pelosi also read a poem. god bless
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okay we barbenheimered. i am. emotion.
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This is an insanely large call to action with no communal effort. Where's a forum or page or chat to communicate with locals about organizing strikes or is that all meant to be magically figured out. I also saw someone mention a lack of a "strike fund" which yeah, if this call for a FULL WEEK off of work is meant to be taken seriously then where is there a place for people to apply for funding help to deal with life expenses. 62% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, missing a single week of work could mean homelessness, car reclamation, starvation, etc life ruining shit.
If there is a strike fund it should be noted. If there is a supporting community effort it should be noted. I work for a company that had massive walk outs and strikes and even those only last for as long as they did BECAUSE they had a small, tight knit community of *coworkers* as well as the support of funds. This is a call to action for a FULL WEEK full of randos all over the country, and while I hope it does help I feel like it would do better to simply work as regular and donate to relief efforts and put in the effort to call representatives.
Bisan Owda's call to action
eSims For Gaza
For USAmericans: Call your reps | Email your reps It takes only a few minutes and there are scripts if needed. If you call after hours, you can leave a voicemail.
US Campaign for Palestinian Rights Action Toolkit
Jan 26th Int'l Day of Action Toolkit
Google Drive of posters to print
Other infographics about the strike: here and here
I will be queuing this post for every day this week. IDs in Alt text!
#imo all this is going to do is cause a rift in solidarity#cuz the people that will be abstaining will gain moral grandstanding and the people that cant will feel shitty#plan a day or a weekend or whatever but not a full ass week what the hell#and even then if i call ted cruz and bitch to him it aint gonna do shit!!!!!#calling politicians only works if theyre left leaning already!!!!#also the idea of not using social media for a week is insane#most ppl use social media as part of their job / communcation w others / yknow. the fucking news#i do not understand how this helps the people in palestine aside from the idea that its disrupting the economy like#as if were not already in a fucking recession and the economy is in shambles already
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“see that young voters kamala thinks you’re stupid now I would never think you’re stupid” yall literally have a segment where you make fun of gen z—that 18-24 demographic you just said you don’t think is stupid? you are on record on multiple accounts calling stupid so….
#also a lot of 18-24 year olds are stupid! but she wasn’t saying that to 18-24 year olds#she was literally talking with middle aged women and sometimes you say things when talking to demographics to relate and be approachable#‘18-24 year olds are gonna know she called them stupid’ who fucking cares#maybe we are stupid if we let someone calling us stupid makes us vote for tr*mp#also ted cruz being like ‘the party feels like this is a life raft and they’ll cling to that’ yeah babe that’s why#eris: text
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So, while I've talked about this in other posts, I figured I may as well compile it in one post with this nifty propaganda poster (more on that later)
Long story short, they're bringing back KOSA/the Kids Online Safety Act in the US Senate, and they're going to mark it up next Thursday as of the time of this post (4/23/2023).
If you don’t know, long story short KOSA is a bill that’s ostensibly one of those “Protect the Children” bills, but what it’s actually going to do is more or less require you to scan your fucking face every time you want to go on a website; or give away similarly privacy-violating information like your drivers’ license or credit card info.
Either that or force them to censor anything that could even remotely be considered not “kid friendly.” Not to mention fundies are openly saying they’re gonna use this to hurt trans kids. Which is, uh, real fucking bad.
As per usual, I urge you to contact your congresscritters, and especially those on the Commerce Committee, who'll likely be the ones marking it up.
Those senators are:
Maria Cantwell, Washington, Chair
Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota
Brian Schatz, Hawaii
Ed Markey, Massachusetts
Gary Peters, Michigan
Tammy Baldwin, Wisconsin
Tammy Duckworth, Illinois
Jon Tester, Montana
Kyrsten Sinema, Arizona
Jacky Rosen, Nevada
Ben Ray Luján, New Mexico
John Hickenlooper, Colorado
Raphael Warnock, Georgia
Peter Welch, Vermont
Ted Cruz, Texas, Ranking Member
John Thune, South Dakota
Roger Wicker, Mississippi
Deb Fischer, Nebraska
Jerry Moran, Kansas
Dan Sullivan, Alaska
Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee
Todd Young, Indiana
Ted Budd, North Carolina
Eric Schmitt, Missouri
J.D. Vance, Ohio
Shelley Moore Capito, West Virginia
Cynthia Lummis, Wyoming
Again, it doesn't work unless you do it en-masse, so make sure to call ASAP and tell them to kill this bill, and if they actually want a bill to allow/get sites to protect kids, the Federal Fair Access To Banking Act would be far better.
Also, this poster is officially, for the sake of spreading it, under a CC0 license. Feel free to spread it, remix it, add links to the bottom, edit it to be about the other bad internet bills they're pushing, use it as a meme format, do what you will but for gods' sake get the word out!
Also, shoutout to @o-hybridity for coming up with the slogan for the poster, couldn't have done it without 'em!
#poster#cc0#creative commons#internet censorship#internet freedom#us politics#american politics#KOSA#kids online safety act#censorship#scary
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Is there a chance that many of these cabinet picks don't get confirmed?
Don't forget that this country not only gave the Republicans control of the White House, but they also gave them a Senate majority and most likely will end up keeping them in charge of the House of Representatives, so they don't need a single Democrat to confirm ANY of these awful Cabinet appointments. The best possible hope is for some of the handful of Senate Republicans who are moderate-ish or still have a few ounces of integrity to oppose some of the crazier appointees. And there are going to be even less of those Senators left after January 3rd.
But this country, in its infinite fucking wisdom, gave Trump and the GOP a mandate, so they can pretty much do what they are planning on doing. That's why we spent the past couple of years reminding people how important the 2024 election was going to be for the rest of our lives. It's not like we can turn to the courts for help; Trump has locked down the judiciary for decades, as well, especially the Supreme Court.
And, here's the thing: I'm sure Trump realizes that it's pretty unlikely that Gaetz can get confirmed as Attorney General because he's enormously unpopular with his own colleagues in the GOP. A lot of Congressional Republicans despise him, and it's not even like with how most people in Congress hate Ted Cruz but grudgingly point out that he's effective at his job and actually a pretty smart dude. With Gaetz, they just think he's a clown and are happy to be rid of him. You can bet that former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy is going to put all of his efforts into defeating a possible confirmation of Gaetz as AG, and McCarthy still has significant influence in Congress because of his record as a major fundraiser for candidates in both chambers.
I bet Trump is throwing a couple of nominees out there that he knows can't get confirmed -- like Gaetz -- to make it easier to get potentially hesitant Republicans to confirm other controversial nominees, like Fox News host Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary (!). It's like when Pablo Escobar would import a bunch of cocaine into the United States that he knew was going to get seized in order to sneak tons of it through sneakier means. They are decoy douchebags to distract from the other douchebags he's also putting into the Cabinet.
#Trump Cabinet#Cabinet nominees#President Trump#Donald Trump#Presidential Transition#Presidency#Congress#U.S. Senate#Cabinet picks#Presidential Election#Matt Gaetz#Pete Hegseth#Senate confirmation
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THATS WILD
Rafael the racist Immigrant, hater of progress.
#ted cruz#rafael cruz#this is so fucking funny#racism#headlines#americans#us politics#but also this is bad#but objectively hilarious headline
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THE SHOW WAS AMAZING OMGGGGGG RAAAUGHGJFHFHFH GOES FERAL AND GNAWS ON MY COMPUTER
ALSO I MADE NEW MUTIALS HI NEW MUTUALS!!!! HEWWO!!!! BAPS YOU WITH MY PAWS
Spoilers under the cut
H-o-t-t-o-g-o, you can take me HOT to goooo
TWINKS ON ICE and "camera flash can be distracting, Phil will fall of the stage and die" absolutely SLAYED me
Dan accidentally said "Dan and pheal" instead of Dan and Phil and they both stopped to pretend to hold the pheal. Dan said that would be a better show than this.
SISTER DANIEL SLAYED
I don't know if this happens at EVERY show but in ours, the audience chose to kill the original Dan and Phil every time
Dan has illegalized ted Cruz but then got arrested for being British. Dr Phil loves helping old ladies cum and his favorite word is skibidi. I don't remember the third facts for either
Even though it wasn't picked, a whole bunch of people around us (and us) started chanting "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" when they asked what Dr. Phil's favorite word would be. Later we chanted "TOUR BUS" but that one worked!!!!
One of the audience confessions was that someone likes to "mark their territory" (yes. In the gross way) to know what it's like so sister Daniel called them a bad kitty and they sprayed the audience with water. Also Phil called out that some people had their MOUTHS OPEN while they were being sprayed.
The other audience confessions were that someone wrote "Phantrash(insert some numbers I can't remember)" on a wall in invisible ink and then MOVED OUT OF THW HOUSE AND LEFT IT THERE??? And then a confession that just said "someone in the audience thinks you sound like owls" which they both were confused by at first, but then Dan's face like. LIT UP in recognition and he repeated the question to Phil and Phil said "Who?" And Dan LOST IT and made fun of him. LMAO
They explained their first experience at a bucces. And THEN later phil said that his new favorite nuts are bucces nuts (as revealed later when they were asked by the audience to discuss nuts). Also they hate peanuts and think no one likes them unless they're paid to by "big peanut". And they both like "hot nuts" and Dan likes them salted and Phil likes them sweetened/candied. And yes they made sex jokes about it and also Dan said that Phil's favorite nuts were actually HIS NUTS
Phil having the phitties to the wind was not what I expected
I. Could have SWORN that there was an ...."uninvited guest" in the 🍑 part of the wresting match but no one's posted about it even though the whole theatre was like "AUGH!!" And they cut away and I turned to everyone next to us and was like "!!!! Uh oh was that REAL?? Um-" so. Maybe we were wrong. But I was about to be like "DANIEL HOWELL I AM SO SORRY I HOPE YOUR THERAPIST IS SO GOOD BECAUSE I PERSONALLY WOULD DIE"
Dan wore a cowboy hat during the musical number
I NEED THAT SONG IN MY PLAYLIST AND THAT DANCE MEMORIZED
I MISSED THE FUCKING PHOTO OPP BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH WARNINF TO UNLOCK MY PHONEEEE evil. Evil of them. Dan and Phil you betrayed me personally. Evil. I DID however get them walking aways
I bought the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt
Unrelated to the show itself but someone was handing out worms, and there were SO many sister Daniel cosplayers, and I happened to sit literally right in front of two other systems so it was like. Halfway through the show we realized that's what was happening and it was like HEWWO???? WOAH. Also this was my first time in Austin and guys... guys some sections of these roads are fucking perpendicular. I saw multiple people with mobility aids and like I HAVE ZERO AIDS AND IT HURT TO WALK ARE Y'ALL GOATS??? ARE YOU JUST NOT ABLE TO WALK OUTSIDE AT ALL AND HAVE TO TAKE CARS??? The whole fucking city is a series of V shapes with buildings on it. Girl why do your streets go straight up into the sky are you trying to drive up to jesus. Liked the rentable scooters tho
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also ALSO A L S O
MOTHERFUCKING TED FUCKING CRUZ SOMEHOW WON IN FUCKING TEXAS. PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF SPACE DOES NOTHING FOR ANYONE BITCHASS W-O-N . like are you actually fucking with me ??? like actually ?? when do we wake up ?
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This isn't even all of it by the way. He gets asked if he knows what happened at Tiananmen Square, twice if I'm remembering correctly, as well as being asked if he agrees that what China is doing to Uyghur Muslims is genocide.
Oh, and also he's asked if he's afraid that next time he goes to mainland China, he'll be in trouble or get arrested.
This hearing was about child safety on social media apps.
it's really cold war 2.0 💀
#i watched a lot of the hearing and uh#most of it was clownery and circus acts#then just rampant racism towards shou zi chew#with an unfortunate rare W for ted cruz when he was questioning mark zuckerberg#i would recommend watching that one yourself because it was just a moment of sorry what the fuck#also mazie hironos questioning bit was genuinely very good
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The Senator From Texas
Featuring Sen. Ted Cruz
I was now ready to start my plan of seducing the senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, an arrogant, married, hard-drinking former corporate attorney and political commentator. A so-called real “man’s man” who rarely passes up an opportunity to grandstand, to troll the left or deliver right-wing talking points. He’s also my boss, thirty plus years my senior and one of those family men I suspect with a hidden side that his bleach blonde wife and daughters know nothing about. A side that needs to be exposed. That’s where I come in, the trusted aide who can’t keep his eyes off the ever-present VPL in his trousers and who’ll give him the dirty sex his wife won’t/can’t.
Anyway, because some news about his re-election campaign came up that couldn't wait til morning, Ted was at my apartment. He still had on his suit, minus the tie slacks he had on earlier today. And of course he was still wearing his black ostrich “arguing boots.”
After a few minutes going over some paperwork, Ted noticed what I had playing on my laptop nearby. Some straight porn on mute with no plot, just fucking. I wanted the movie to get right to the point quickly. Ted was trying to ignore it, but obviously liked the movie and I noticed he was getting hard. I casually put my hand on his leg and he did not resist as moved down to Joe's crotch.
"What are you doing?" Ted asked as I slowly massaged his dick through his pants which was nice and hard from watching the movie.
"Just relax Ted. I'm not going to hurt you. Feels good doesn't it?"
"Yes but…" The senator's words were choked off by a lump in his throat.
I could tell he didn't know what to make of the situation as I unzipped his pants and took out his stiff cock.
"You like it, don't you Ted?" He didn't reply as he was too busy enjoying me jerking him off.
Making him stand up, I began to slowly lick the lightly dripping dick.
"Oh god, that's good."
I slowly undressed the senator. First, completely removing his pants and underwear. Of course I keeped his boots on. Then moving up, I removed his jacket. God! It was wonderful. I felt a surge of pure power flash through my body as I pulled his shirt off exposing his broad chest and belly. I smiled at his nipples. They were tiny like most straight men's. I found it amusing that his short thick circumcised dick was still rock hard.
"Damn you smell nice." I said as I bent down and took the beautiful head of his dick in my mouth.
He tried not to moan, but my cock sucking skills were too much for him. I deep throated his old cock and he let out a loud, deep moan, the first of many. I tongued the old man's dick shaft until he started moaning continuously.
Fearing that I was going to make him cum, I stopped and placed a wet kiss on Ted's lips. He started to pull away, but I grabbed him behind the head, held him and forced my tongue into the senator's resistant mouth. Slowly, in spite of himself, he started to respond. Weakly at first, but then as I emptied my soul into the kiss he response became almost passionate.
"Let's go to my bedroom.” I told him when I finally pulled my tongue out of his mouth.
As we broke our embrace, Ted was nervous and almost hyperventilating as I pointed him to my bedroom while I stared at his gorgeous body, almost overcome with lust. His ass cheeks were firm and melon shaped, inviting that I slapped his ass as he went past. As I stripped naked, I found it amusing that his short thick circumcised dick was rock hard as he sat down on the edge of bed waiting for me.
Pushing him back onto the bed, parted the senator's legs and started to suck his cock. He started moaning as I tongued and sucked his thick little dick. His moans were music to my ears. I wanted to make Ted scream and beg for more. He wanted him to come back for more again and again as I started licking his balls to see what he liked best. From there I lightly licked between his thighs as a teaser. Ted was squirming now and clutching the bed sheets to keep from screaming out loud.
“Oh, God! That was wonderful,” The senator said, when I stopped and lifted Ted's legs so I could get fully at his ass.
Pushing my mouth against the rose bud of his asshole, I forced my tongue inside his tight old asshole, he practically squealed with pleasure. He started arching his back and bucking when I began to twist and turn my tongue deep inside his asshole. And damn me if he wasn't reaching down and stroking my head as his dick jerked uncontrollably. I knew I was well on my way to completely subjugating the senator as it wouldn't be long before he was my sex slave. Now I thought it was time to completely win Ted over.
"Fuck me Ted. Fuck me just like you fuck your wife." I said as I crawled on the bed onto my stomach without waiting for him to respond.
Ted looked at me for a long moment as I could almost see the gears in his head, debating if he should take things further. But I guess he was being so worked up and the sight of my ass caused him to continue, pausing for a moment to pull a tube of KY from the nightstand. I tensely watched as Ted applied the lubricate to his cock with the expectation of getting fucked exciting me.
“You got a tight hole.” Ted told me as he rubbed some of the KY onto my asshole.
“Please take it easy with me.” I faux begged as Ted slowly mounted me.
I could tell he was suprised at how easily he slip in before he fucked in and out of my tube. Slowly at first but the tightness of my tube soon got to him and he stabbed his cock in and out of me at a furious pace.
"Damn, Ted that's good. I never felt anything so good. Keep going. Keep going." I said to feed the senator's ego.
I wanted him to think he was really good, although he was indeed better than most. I was trying his best to pump up Ted's ego, even though I was really enjoying the fucking that Ted was giving me.
"Let me up on my hands and knees so you can fuck me doggy style. My dick is rubbing against the bed. I might cum in this position." I said as I eased up to a position on my hands and knees as Ted continued to fuck my ass. Still slowly at first.
He pulled out till the head almost slipped out then thrust it smoothly back in, each entry into me made me catch my breath and made my chest tight. His rhythm began to pick up speed and he grunted with pleasure. I gasped out loud with each thrust into me as his grip tightened.
"Damn, your ass is tight and hot. I think I'm gonna cum. I can't hold back." Ted said, thrusting fully into me, digging his fingers into my hips and grunted holding himself deep in me.
He began spraying my insides with his hot cum.
"Yes… Give it to me. Give me your load. Damn, that's good!" I screamed as Ted blew his load up his ass.
As he lay on top of me and we started to relax, I was thinking now he was going to go into a big guilt trip. Not Ted Cruz, he seemed to want more. He seemed to want to extend our lovemaking and see what would happen next. Meanwhile, I was going over in my mind how I was going to hook Ted on fucking and sucking. I had already convinced him that he was the best fucker in town, now the next part was to get him in bed and fuck the cum out of him. Once that happened without him getting scared off he would then belong to me.
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