sam // she/her // never not thinking about babylon (live) // f1
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by tirednotflirting and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
394K
Likes Per Post
206K
Reblog Per Post
187K
Reply Per Post
387
Time Between Posts
14 hours ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
16
Note
1
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
69% of Tumblr users are millennials.
Text
fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone
#i had this teacher in middle school (which was like 2009-2010) who would. upon hearing some shithead 13 year old saying the r word#like physically drag them from the hallway during passing period and into his classroom to show them pictures of his like. 4 year old w#Down’s syndrome until they would like. be a crying apologetic mess#i don’t think that guy teaches algebra anymore but he had an insane energy i loved it
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
#you know i marked yes but i actually think it may have just been square dancing#it was the second grade and they paired me (smallest girl in class) with some dude (tallest boy in class) and i think they thought they were#so damn funny#which like fair#my parents were so confused by the whole thing bc they’re from The North
68 notes
·
View notes
Text
Via Luke's IG story 6-14-20
577 notes
·
View notes
Note
dude saw ur bio babylon live gotta be the best song ever like i feel it in my mf chest
god RIGHT?! banger of all bangers, truly would not be here regularly (okay somewhat less so these days but) yelling about these men had babylon (live) not punched me in the face in December of 2018, loml
#anon i was spiraling about work things at 10:30pm and this brought me#out of it so thank you for being the reason I’m going to turn on my white noise and go to sleep lol#if nobody got me calum hood’s ‘babylon yeAH’ got me goddamn
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
*absolutely nothing happens*
wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety
116K notes
·
View notes
Text
#non zero chance i use the work printer tomorrow to print this out for my emotional support pin board in my office#my supervisors and coworkers have al left notes like ‘you’re doing great!’ ‘i like you!’ ‘progress not perfection!’#bc when i get burnt out they get scared :)
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
the way i grew up in a place where my mom’s car would get completed covered in snow overnight and we’d have to dig it out of a 5 ft snow drift to go to school (that would not get canceled) and now i live in a place where i get nervous about both water and power when we have a wind chill of 30° and bc there is currently a chance for snow on Thursday i do in fact anticipate the office possibly closing down
#mind you both of these places are in the same state#i found the car cover i bought last year so i have to figure out how to use that#in 2022 my car got covered in like a THICK layer of ice bc i have to park outside and i couldn’t get it to defrost well so i got STUCK at my#place for several days#i feel nothing but fear going into this week#for weather and to do list related reasons
0 notes
Text
wow people sure are being weird about the (entirely hypothetical) idea of 5sos getting super popular again
#this happens during the rumblings of like every new album cycle#(aside from maybe calm but they released singles like a year ahead of the album they were on so that’s not totally shocking)#(and the whole releasing one week into lockdown but you get me)#and it’s never really made sense to me#the way certain fans claim this strange ownership over the band bc of however long they’ve been around#like i even have friends irl who got to see them play w 1d and they’re highly uninvolved in the fanbase now#but still bitch about new and younger fans w every new album#like can’t we all just come together and celebrate silly goofy promo content and the prospect of Ashton saying some weird shit to describe#their lyrics on radio shows? isn’t that what we’re all about? imaging the new fun kinds of pants Luke might try out to match the aesthetic?#THESE things are important
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
many people have rpf in their hearts but they're scared of it. this is tragic
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
in your living room
pairing: cake rating: explicit words: 62,944 tags: strangers to lovers, relationship study, small towns, explicit sexual content, alcohol/drinking, recreational drug use
“Does that really matter?” Luke asks quietly, eyelashes fluttering as he looks back down at Moon Landing. Calum can tell he wants the answer to be yes. Calum can also tell he doesn’t believe the answer could ever be yes. It’s an impossible question to answer. Yes means a future with Luke. He can’t commit to that, can’t get Luke’s hopes up. But no means a future without Luke, and the simple thought of that makes his stomach churn. He doesn’t want that to be his reality. So he tries to be as honest as he can be. “It might matter.”
#NEW MOLLY FIC?!#i plan to be the laziest girl in the world tomorrow after staying up late for sport and i cannot wait to read this as my main activity#also I’ve been very into reading both character and relationship study kinda fics lately so this is so !!!#cake fic#5sos fic
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
i hope for 5sos6 the band went into the studio like “we’re gonna ignore every opinion about our music on social media and make the songs we want to make the way we want to make them"
118 notes
·
View notes
Text
60K notes
·
View notes
Text
Ash with a fan last week
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
x
82 notes
·
View notes
Text
the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
118K notes
·
View notes
Text
much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation
72K notes
·
View notes