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I'm so hungry I could kill a horse with my cursed greatsword
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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Happy Birthday grumpy man!
(Give him back his cigarettes for the sake of everyone!)
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Me watching a horror movie: oh boy I hope I don't get scared
Me, scared: by talos this can't be happening
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@strifentineweek day 7: monster
they should鈥檝e kissed in that one advent children scene
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how have i never heard this recording from the apollo missions
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Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day
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A frantic late-night post on an image board, accompanied by a single video URL - two men claim to have spotted a "extremely agitated" glowing blue spectre on an unlit road. Their post explains that they were followed for miles to the nearest gas station, where the clip was filmed. Despite insisting hearing some "disturbing wailing" the posted video contained no audio. Instead, commenters found that the video was taken down mere hours after first circulating. Although considered lost media, stills of the video still exist, and are often shared amongst posters for various "cursed" top ten lists. Clear/Still Image under the cut.
In the same series as this and this. I DO realize he probably doesn't have that sword anymore but I wanted to draw it at least once. As well as his toothy face vs. the beak face. What a funny cryptid.
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