#amulet posting

[identitty-dickruption]

you know how everyone grows up feeling like there's something missing inside them? well it turns out something was missing the whole time. and yep. it's the amulet

[lukadjo]

The 'tolerance' and 'acceptance of differences' leaving your bodies when the cursed amulet whispers to me every night and not to you

[cb-writes-stuff]

Everyone’s always posting about how the cursed amulet is making their friends evil. If everyone has a cursed amulet, have you considered that not having a cursed amulet is making you evil? Maybe the cursed amulets are actually saving us from being evil. That’s probably why people feel compelled to share theirs. Here, take a hit of mine, see how it feels.

[atnaterra]

for the last time dude, my decision to sign her weird contract had nothing to do with her glowing amulet

[edgycrouton]

based on this post.

do not repost! ( reblogs & likes encouraged! 🤍 )

BONUS:

[field-cryptobotanist]

You may be wondering will she reblog every single post about cursed amulets she comes across her dash?

And the answer is I have to, my cursed amulet won't let me stop.

please send help

[jasontoddsguns]

My amulet and I are actually in a completely healthy relationship with consensual BDSM elements. stop kink shaming us. I think bleeding out of my eyes is sexy and my amulet agrees. Also the amulet uses neopronouns which is why I keep calling it my precious.

[winterstaryu]

"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god

[fruitbatvampiresociety]

Yeah well my amulet is radiant and loves me and the hoes and eunuchs in my court are oozing with gorm. Bitch.

[handsomepear]

Pros: the amulet is definitely not cursed, the sickly green glow is unrelated

Cons : highly radioactive

[funnywizard3000]

Don't talk to me until I've had my amulet

[identitty-dickruption]

fucking hate it when a friend brings their new amulet along to a social gathering without clearing it with the group first. I was planning to have a fun besties moment and now there's a new amulet to contend with? get real

[concreteafterrain]

the curséd amulet has really been occupying my mind recently

[tamsong]

Why is everyone on my dash posting about the cursed amulet? Not my concern i have perfect protection from its powers

gun

[atnaterra]

my working conditions would be so much better if it weren’t for my boss’s stupid cursed amulet

[edgycrouton]

cursed amulet apologist