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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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another susie practice
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i’ve got another joke about proofs by induction but you won’t get it unless you got the last one
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Let’s make some fruit salad!
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also pls tag the first game you remember playing
#poll#videos game#snes#first game i remember playing is mega man x#though i wouldn't be surprised to learn the actual first game i played was. like. mario paint or something#or this weird pac man rpg we had#i played all three around the same time but mmx was my favorite by far
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I have no idea who or what carhartt is but i always see big boys wearing em so they have my full support
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At least for christianity, there's also the fact that Jesus says thoughtcrime is real.
But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to desire her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body thrown into hell. If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body go into hell.
Matthew 5:28-30, New English Translation
I think part of the reason religious groups push so hard on censoring fictional depictions of things that are immoral or illegal in reality is because religion starts with the premise that you must believe in an unsupported work of fiction as fact and so the hardcore fundamentalists who get way to into it have lost the ability to seperate reality from fiction like normal mentally healthy people.
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Previous polls have already established that a lot of tumblr users don't want children. This poll asks why.
"body is theoretically capable of bearing children" = you have the body parts required to be pregnant. If you've had a procedure that removes the ability to get pregnant (e.g. tubal ligation, hysterectomy, etc), vote as you would have if you had not had that. If you have other conditions that make you unable to carry a pregnancy, use your best judgement to decide how to vote.
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#poll#oh. this poll is for people with female anatomy. oops#welp. can't unvote in it#suffice to say i don't intend to ever have procreative sex
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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
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I had a dream that I finally found my old DS and it had my copy of Soul Silver in it like I thought it would, but now I have to contend with the fact that it was just a dream...
#dreams#pkmn#in retrospect it should have been obvious it was a dream#the proportions of the ds were off and the game was more like the size of an original gameboy game#i think it even had a rumble pak for some reason???#and i remember thinking it seemed kinda weird but of course i didn't realize i was dreaming#maybe i will find it eventually. i think it may have wound up in my dad's hoarder room somehow#i found the pokewalker in there but now i don't know where it is again#and yes i could just buy another copy but 1) that's expensive and 2) it wouldn't be mine#i don't just want the game. i want MY copy of the game from middle school#i want my typhlosion back
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an asriel and kris comic i made (they are the siblings ever)
fun fact this is based off of true events, my little brother pulled this shit and i figured that this scenario would fit them so well
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Frisk doodle
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whats their problem
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The gambling ad on the picture of Lucas on the 10 times stolen tweet is fucking killing me
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Finally got around to drawing one set of their outfits~
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