#also fuck catholic school

[oncamelliastreet]

hey american school system! the thought of going back to school tomorrow should not make me want to throw up! have you ever thought of that!

[renshengs]

sometimes you're just a rich handsome 27 year old graduate from south korea's most prestigious cop school with a glacial relationship with your big powerful cop dad and then you move to a small town substation in the countryside for work where you spend the next entire month being an uncooperative asshole while accusing your new 40 year old coworker of mass-murder before he helps you catch the actual mass-murderer and then afterwards you need to take a 3 month vacation about it because you realize being around him is changing you for the better and also you're falling in love with him at breakneck speed

[futileflim]

ok victor literally becoming jesus christ was NOT on my season 2 bingo card, but im here for it!?!?! like the staff, the hood (reminicient of a shepard), touching someone with/healing a skin condition (the shimmer addicts are a lot like lepers), performing a miracle, and then having his followers (they literally followed him!!) kneel for him!!!!! and the white symbolism and the ending of suffering and his moral code and

[vulpinesaint]

Hi! I just went through your quizzes (gorgeous writing, by the way!) and I wonder if you have the results for all of them posted somewhere? I know both saints quizzes have a full results post and the garden one too, but I don't think I've found the others. I'm especially curious about the supervillain one :)

hiya!! thank you so much i'm so glad you liked them <3 as of right now i only have results up for the saints + garden quizzes, but i would be so happy to post more results for you! anytime i post results, they should be linked on the masterpost in my bio :) i think i will. only post the supervillain one for now. the other ones make me feel a little silly. but you are so welcome to the supervillain results <3

for those of you who have taken the supervillain quiz: here's how your story could have ended!

[ef-1]

A day after Daniel fucks over Yuki, you post a photo of yourself wearing enchante,, you're not slick

Skinny white girl like Ricciardo? Ground breaking lol

it's so tragic how you're just gonna have to die mad about it 💋

[badolmen]

People love ragging on Catholics on this site (fast free and easy like river water socks) but I think it’s extra funny y’all seem to think Catholics are some sort of sex prudes. Like, if a Catholic man does not give his wife an orgasm he is failing his sworn duties as a husband. I did not endure polite insinuations that my parents fucked often and well to have as many kids as they have for you to act like any self respecting Catholic is a celibate virgin. Laypeople have sex in this denomination Kaitleign. What are we, Calvinists? Jansenism is soooo 17th century Protestant Reformation-informed heresy.

[captainkirkk]

yes!!! the whole premise of chases backstory is so fucked like anytime he does anything questionable im like yeah that tracks. based of the like minimal view we have of his life i get it i dont like it but i get it. and like the more that gets shown the more i was like yeah ok this all makes so much sense + his whole thing with house makes so much sense when u factor in his father no wonder chase is such a suckup to house

Yes!! At first glance Chase seems Very Normal but his relationship with parental figures authority is so fucked up

[kraviolis]

Belos: I’m going to raise Luz as my daughter and ensure that she remains pure and loyal to me.

Also Belos: I’m going to let the 7-years-old clone of my brother take care of her I’m sure he’ll be able to do that.

you joke but thats LITERALLY his entire thought process at first. he's so isolated and arrogant that he couldnt possibly comprehend the idea that luz wouldnt see him as her father despite the fact he literally told hunter he was going to be her older brother and never once encouraged hunter to see him as anything but an uncle.

i attribute this to the fact that philip is an orphan who only ever knew his blood brother as his only caretaker, so he sorta took having a brother for granted and didn't realize that was something you could want rather than something that just Is.

(also caleb was the only person philip ever truly knew + loved and even well into his 300s he never once picked up a child psychology book and realized that Perhaps His Worldview Was Skewed Because Of That.)

he literally like. could not comprehend the idea that you could even choose your own family outside of like. being adopted by someone. thats the other thing with him being so annoyingly christian in this AU, he was taught that your blood family (esp yr parents) is always the most important thing in your life & you should always be grateful to them no matter what.

(this is another factor into why he keeps making grimwalkers. in his own twisted viewpoint, it's him giving caleb another chance. and another. and another-- at least in this specific characterization of him.)

philip thought that him adopting luz would mean she would immediately be eternally grateful to him and call him father and the whole nine yards. but he forget to actually express that expectation until it was too late (aka until he heard her call him uncle for the first time)

honestly, hes not MAD about it. he's just sorta :( about it bcus hes not actually insane and can still logically think like "she did say she had just lost her real father to an illness its perfectly reasonable for her to not want to replace him" (he doesnt think it outloud but he also enjoys living thru her vicariously

but also later on as she gets older it gets to a point where he's like "ok its been years now why isnt she trying to replace him yet" bcus he thinks its a normal + healthy part of the grieving process to replace the person you lost (figuratively or, in his case, Literally)

[kitabasis]

If BG3 was a game played by a real DnD group Shadowheart’s player would be ex-Catholic and Lae’zel’s player would be ex-Protestant. I know this in my heart.

[ronispadez]

Guys I think I finally have an interest that's different from creative stuff like writing and drawing and music. ASTRONOMY FUCKS SO HARD!!! THE UNIVERSE IS IMMENSE AND BEAUTIFUL BUT ALSO SCARY AND DANGEROUS !! WE ONLY LIVE FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND OF THE SUN'S LIFE IN OUR WHOLE LIFE !!! DID YOU KNOW THAT SOMETIMES THE SUN WILL SUCKER PUNCH US ?? EVERYTHING IS SO UNIMAGINABLY HUGE AND ANCIENT!!!!!

[north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave]

fell down a rabbit hole today bc I woke up remembering I was in high school in 2018-2019’s nhl season and I have remembered that:

Robert Thomas in his rookie season on the blues at 19 years old was living with Keith “Big Walt” Tkachuk

Thommer and the blues had the last place to Stanley cup champion season that same year

both of the lesser tkachuk brothers (they have all made the joke that he’s the favorite son we can make this bit) were in the nhl by then, Brady was like. First or second season.

which means that year Taryn was the last other kid in the house, and she was destroying *my* (but also all other) school’s field hockey team(s) (they were state champs in 2018 I’m pretty sure)

the brothers returned home like directly after their season ended.

Sitcom ass house in St. Louis county

[moriphyte]

i’m attracted to jayce arcane in the same way i am attracted to italian men. regretfully and undeniably.

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

I found someone in my classroom!!! She's so cool and I've sat next to her last year and she always loves to talk and I loved to listen to school recent gossip and this year she's on my latin classes and we've been getting back in touch and!!! And!!! We discovered we both have similar ideas!! I'm explaining her anarchist theory and she shares acab media she just discovered, we circle the 13/12 date in the classroom blackboard and run, I send her tutorials I've discovered on how to do moss graffiti and she asks for information about world events and if I don't know about them we investigate together and then we exchange opinions!! And this, this is so special to me, because I've been trying to connect with someone in my surroundings, and there wasn't— interest. Like I talk and there's this tight smile on my friends face. And. And sometimes it breaks my heart? But this. This is so fucking cool.

[vulpinesaint]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that if you raise your child catholic they will turn out fucked up and strange. there are many ways in which this end can be achieved but rest assured no matter what path your child follows in life they'll always be weird about god

[kurushimiangel]

shoutout to this one art teacher that when i was scrolling through art , she saw one of my drawings said " fuck " but didn't say anything abt it . luv u teacher

[vampmilf]

walked into a church the other day and remembered a few church songs that i used to love singing and now my head is stuck on that specific cozy feeling again *sigh* gotta cope with writing some more of that lesbokris au i guess