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hi! what’s your favorite color?

-💌 (if it’s not taken ofc!)

Blue, but specifically the color of my eyes. I hear it bothers people and that makes me happy.

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what would you do if I made you paper roses

Put them in a vase on my desk, duh.

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Hey Keegan, bugging you on here to let you know you need to get your physical done stat. You ignore my work emails.

- @evie-darling1212

I'm in great physical shape. Take my word, thanks.

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why the fuck is tom “deflategate” brady commentating the fucking super bowl. who said “ah yes, the cheater”

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I don't know, love. All I care about is that the chiefs lost and the city of Philadelphia is probably on fire.

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i’ve made you laugh before love, yes it felt like the universe imploded.

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I'm too powerful.

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if you ever laughed, would the universe implode?

Probably. Best not to find out.

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[Kerosene hands Keegan a pile of problems important paperwork that he’s set on fire, and stares up at him expectantly. This is your problem now.]

- @kerosene-n-gasoline

[ Keegan sighs deeply and turns on his heels ] The fuck it is.

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this is my puppy

He looks naturally angry. I fuck with it.

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Smh, do better. C'mon now, I believe in you.

Your handsome..

You're* but thanks. Heard that one before.

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(Apologies for the flood but here’s the rest of the gremlins!)

Fantastic. I'll take all of them, thank you.

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Would you rather play checkers or chess

Depends on how many brain cells I have at the current moment. I find chess more rewarding though.

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Sooo, what’s your favorite movie handsome?

Will I get cancelled if I say Top Gun?

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Your handsome..

You're* but thanks. Heard that one before.

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One of my many gremlins of cats!

Send the others. I like this one.

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You’re like pretty cool and handsome or whatever

Oh, yeah? That's like real sweet of you, kid or whatever.

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i get to see my dog today!!!

look at my handsome boy!

his name is bagel!

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I love him. I want another.

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Don't say shit like that. You are important and valued by plenty of people. Me included.

*hugsz you not saying anything* :(((

@rookiecritter

*hugs back* You doing okay, kid?