#also clark is a thot

[puthyflapps]

Yesterday I was thinking about this random string of consciousness I wrote in the tags of this post

But then I started thinking about like what if they moved past this issue but Clarke was still struggling to get Lexa to acknowledge her presence outside of their bedroom. So Clarke goes to speak with Raven to try and understand how she managed to whip Anya into shape and at first Raven spins a whole story about how ya know she just used her feminine wiles and skills of seduction to convince Anya to start acting right.

Clarke gives her one of those “uh huh yeah right” looks and Raven admits that she actually took a less dignified route and just cried one night. She cried to Anya and like cried hard. Hyperventilating and snot, the whole thing really and that did it! Clarke seems unsure about whether or not she believes the story at first so Raven explains that while Anya puts on a very tough front, she is actually a big softie and she cannot handle seeing tears.

And for a second, Clarke seriously considers using that method. Hitting Lexa with the blubbering, wobbly lip type crying

[w1heda]

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[caitlinbueckers]

HELLO IM ASKIKG U AB IT HELLOOOOOOOOOOO??!?

so

how did the biceps look? is she rly that tall?

YOU CANT JUST BE GONE AND COME BACK TO SAY YOU’RE MEETING UP W MY BAE ☹️

No srsly tho literally spill every last detail like…

HELLLOOOOOOO HI HI HELLO SLUT U ARE THE ONE MATCHING MY FREAKKKKK

Like . Hello. Her biceps were fucking rippling I was SICK . She was warming up in a t-shirt and I was still somewhat in awe like Jesus u could like . Knock me out what the fuck and in the JERSEY??????? I’m sick. Fucking ill

SHE LOOKS SOOO FKN TALL BUT ITS HILARIOUS ASF bc next to teaira mccowen she looks so itty bitty I know she’s pissed.

ALSO!!!! Such an absolute brat also like I knew babygirl was such a sore loser but EVERYTIEEMMMMM they couldn’t call a foul she threw those hands up WITHOUT FAAIKLLLL like no social media clip can fucking give justice to JUSY how bratty Caitlin Clark is and that’s why she’s my everything </3 anyways then we scissored after the game that’s it!

I also have some vids to show which I was in the BLEEDSSS for this game so unfortunately not anything super high def but baby it’s the thot that fucking counts!!!! I hav to make sure I’m not screaming embarrassingly loud in the back but I’ll lyk!!!!

[precious-little-scoundrel]

Personally obsessed with the camp AU bc I would like to grab POW John Egan’s face with both my hands, pull him down so we’re eye to eye and say “I love you so much but get your fucking shit together.” And I’m a quiet person so you know I MEAN IT! Also. The cuddle piles need to happen. Please. Finally, to tack on a somewhat humorous thought… idk where the guys’ coats are coming from but I’m guessing they wouldn’t have women’s coats on hand for the initial influx so I’m just imagining all these ladies swaddled up in massive coats. The guys affectionately call them little penguins.

Sweetheart Anon, you are so Col. Ida Brady coded it’s not even funny.

She’s the sort to take John around back of one of the last combines and no one knows if she’s gonna wring his neck like a rabid dog or if they’re gonna have a go at it with fists, instead it’s just: cupped hands around his scruffy cheeks and a dire insistence about how much he is loved and how much he is needed and how he much has to live for beyond his own fraying sanity right now so get it the fuck together.

There might even be a forehead smooch which no one thinks she’s capable of, and no one but Major John Egan and his greasy forehead are any the wiser about that.

DUDE THE COATS…

—this thot has taken me out, I’m in love with it. What a big brain thought. Oh my gosh just yes. I’m presuming they come from Red Cross? Along with blankets, etc, and yeah, all the more likely if the integrated units had been held back initially, they don’t have “female” supplies ready for them. Cue a bunch of waddling penguin ladies in massive overcoats, an overabundance of smokes but no sanitary napkins and numerous complaints that there’s no Clark Gable posters around.

[theglidingbat]

Ok but Krypton!lives au but clark isn't some jerk alien prince, he is a brat no doubt but he's also just so oblivious to everything. Have some of my headcanons for this:

•I imagine it starting with kal el dropping down on Kansas farm [grown up and shit] being found by the Kents as they patch him up and take him down on the guest room, he wakes up freaks out a bit speaking in kryptonian and just floating around the house being overly careful of everything, ma and pa kent are confused and so is Kal, he tries to communicate with them and they finally find a common ground and after a month clark finally learns the human language.

•zod has managed to exile kal from his home planet, suffice to say kal el is currently heartbroken and looking for help

•Kal just saw some random pair of glasses and thought they were so cool so now he just wears them whenever he's in casual clothes but is in no way trying to hide his identity, people are just that dumb.

•Does not get social cues at all and will unwillingly say the wrong thing at the wrong time, he's just a happy little guy who wants to explore this strange planet and then go home

•he particularly likes rock music despite his personality, he finds hardcore metal music soothing

•he once tried to eat Batman's ears, in his defence they looked edible to him,

•Diana loves to fill in kal with false information about the human race, kal is not stupid enough to belive them but follows them anyways just because he thinks it would be funny

•Bruce has a very subtle crush on him and kal notices this immediately, he's confused as to why Bruce pretends to hate him

•The whole league [escpically bruce] is overprotective of him, lex Luthor doesn't stand a fucking chance

•Kal el has no filter and will call you out with a bright innocent smile and float away moving on with his day

•Kal lives in the watchtower only visiting earth for league business, he rarely works alone

•he floats near the Zeta tubes almost everyday hoping to see bruce and when he's not there he's disappointed

• he refuses to walk, he thinks he's done enough walking for a life time and bruce has to tug on kal's cape to make sure he isn't floating above his seat

•he is way more capable of communicating his emotions in kryptonian then in English, he will switch to kryptonian when he's ranting or angry

•Diana and Barry are the ones who suggest he make a civilian identity, and thus is born reporter clark kent.

•He still visits the Kents here and then bringing them souvenirs from space

•Does not understand when someone is flirting with him but will bring bruce random animals he finds in the wild as gifts because "I heard from Jason you like adopting tiny lonely beings"

•he's still pretty good at hiding his identity somehow and at this point as learned all social cues and slang thanks to lois

•yet he still decides to fuck with the league, he gives batman forehead kisses, he once called green lantern a thot ["does that not mean thoughtful?"] And will very knowingly insult anyone who even looks at his loved ones the wrong way

•while bruce is more open of his protectiveness [and possessiveness] of clark, Clark himself is more subtle and quiet about it, but not forgetting he's still technically a spoiled prince of Krypton cannot share. He snatches bruce and gets pouty whenever bruce is talking or flirting with anybody else

•it takes them five years to get together but it finally happenes and they start dating

•the kryptonians finally find clark and force him to go with them but clark now refuses even if his exile is over.

•unfortunately he really can't leave his planet behind and has to leave [he and bruce have a long sad conversation and clark breaks down]

•A month later bruce is handling another team meeting when Clark finally comes back

•he offically leaves Krypton to his older cousin Kara and moves in with bruce

•his favourite movies are the James bond movies

•The batfam all adore him

•Basically I want a Au of sweet innocent clark that's oblivious to innuendos and shit while bruce suffers in silence and the evolves into clark being a little shit who pretends he doesn't know what he's doing when pulls bruce close and whispers in his ear about smth knowing damm well he's doing things to Bruce.

Also-

Diana: Batman if your done fighting with your boyfriend, we need to leave

Batman: wha- kal is NOT my boyfriend!

Kal: (has only be in earth for a year) I'm not?

Batman: I-

Kal: Am I not your friend?

Batman: no kal I never said-

Kal: am I not a boy?

*jla snickering in the back*

[watermelonsugacry]

i keep thinking about celebs bandmate y/n would be besties with and a few come to mind

austin butler

timothee chalamet

florence pugh

lizzo

ariana grande

anya taylor joy

simu liu

emilia clarke

sophie turner

gemme chan

claire devlin

the weekend

selena gomez

jaz sinclair

ross lynch

megan thee stallion

steve lacy

mac miller

paul mescal

phoebe bridgers

daisy edgar jones

zendaya

and i think she'd be close with billie and see her as a little sister she has to protect in the music industry

and i think some of her all time besties would be mac miller, theyd be such a good platonic duo, ariana grande especially during the mourning of mac i feel like y/n would be there for her through all of it.

MEGANNNN THEYD BE SO UNSTOPABBLE they give the vibes of like megans on stage and she invites y/n UP AHHH

AND LIZZO!!! i can totally see them making songs together and just hanging out and lizzo bringing out a diff side to her

emilia clarke and y/n would be the most wholesome duo in this world

ZENDAYA AND YNNN the type of friendship people make them "8 minutes of yn and zendaya being the most iconic duo ever"

and omg out of everyone i can see her being such good friends with jaz like that type of friendship everyone wants and naturally yn becomes friends with ross and shes just such a third wheel to them AHHH

fuuuuun ok ok

She and Florence Pugh are absolute besties from being in Little Women together to her work in Don't Worry Darling. During filming for LW, they would hang out together outside of filming and YN even made it on an episode of Flo's Kitchen. They honestly did more dancing, laughing, and drinking than they did cooking.

This also goes for Timothee Chalamet from filming LW. They had really good, natural chemistry from filming that they were bound to become close friends. Not to mention how fun their promo interviews were for the film. And she may or may not have been given an invite to be in Call Me By Your Name sequel.

Lizzo is a given seeing how close she is with Harry. YN often jokes about she's the third wheel between the three of them. When she and Lizzo are in a room together (at a show, in the studio, etc.) they're always laughing and cracking jokes. And Watch Out For The Big Grrrls? YN was a guest to perform with Lizzo at Bonnaroo with her own core tour dance crew consisting of females ranging from different colors, shapes, and sizes.

Being besties with The Weeknd is another obvious choice from the number of songs they've collaborated with and spent countless hours in the studio making music and talking about anything and everything. Whenever they get the chance, they'll have each other as a surprise guest at one of their shows. Although he had nothing to worry about, this friendship in particular makes Harry feel the kind of jealousy from when they were in the band together.

Megan Thee Stallion and YN have such a fun friendship. From what you mentioned about the two of them, all I can see is YN dancing along in the wings of the stage to Thot Shit. Then Megan quickly goes over to grab her hand and pulls on stage. So while Megan holds her hand and continues to rap, YN has her back to the audience, moving her hips seductively as she slowly lowers herself down. She even looks over her shoulder and takes a sip from her see-through, neon green cup as she does it.

Oh my gosh and Mac Miller and Ari?! YN played cupid and was the one to introduce them to one another. And you best believe she was by Ari's side during his mourning. She lost a very good friend and she made sure she was there by Ari's side for whatever she needed.

It's all about connections, right? It's not what you know but who you know? So after meeting Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar Jones at one fancy event, they immediately got along. So when working at the studio one day with Phoebe Bridgers, she played cupid for the second time and introduced her to Paul.

And with Daisy, YN was introduced to Sebastian Stan when they filmed Fresh. She was really grateful for all of her media training because she kept her cool instead of fangirling like she wanted to (if only she knew that he felt the same way). Both of their managers and agents may or may not have gotten in touch for a possible movie together...

Through Sebastian, YN was able to meet the bundle of sunshine that is Simu Liu. Simy treats her like the little British sister he never had. They don't see each other that often, but it's all smiles and witty jokes when they catch each other on a red carpet.

[neshatriumphs]

Dark Skin Directory

I did one of these for my sideblog BlackFemmeCharacterDependency (BFCD) and... While it’ll take longer on this end to do because there are more prominent figures here than on that one, I thought it would be good to also have one for my main...

EDIT: Okay, so the one that I did for BFCD does not work, so I am posting this one to see if it works, and if not, they’ll both be WIPS until I have the time to repair them

For the purposes of this list and on this page, whenever I say “dark skinned,” I mean a traditional brown crayon or darker. I grew up around Black people, so the words “dark skinned” do not mean the same thing to me as it do to nonblacks.

Aaron Rose Philip | Abbey Mag | Adelayo Adedayo | Adepero Oduye | Adina Porter |  Aesha Ash | Afton Williamson | Aïssa Maïga | Aja Naomi King | Akiima | Alexandra Arboleda | Alfre Woodard | Alisha White | Allison Dean | Alysia Rogers | Amber Riley | Amber Ruffin | Andrea Bordeaux | Angel Haze | Angel Theory |  Angelica Joy | Angelica Ross | Angelique Noire | Angely Gaviria | Aniela Gumbs | Ann Ogbomo | Ann Wolfe | Anna Diop | Anne Amari | Antoinette Robertson | Ashleigh Morghan | Ashleigh Murray | Ashley Blaine Featherson | Asjha Cooper | Assa Sylla | Aube Jolicoeur | Aunjanue Ellis | Awar Mou | Aweng Chuol | Ayisha Issa | Ayo Edebiri

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Betty Adewole | Beverly Osu | Bianca Brewton |  Biba Williams | Bintou Sillah | Bob the Drag Queen | Bonnie Mbuli | Brandy Norwood | Bre Scullark | Brittany Adebumola 

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Camille Winbush | Caroline Chikezie | Ceval Omar | Charlayne Woodard | Charnele Brown | Chinenye Ezeudu | Christine Adams | Cicely Tyson | Coco Jones | Condola Rashad | Crystal Clarke

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Da’Vine Joy Randolph | Damaris Lewis | Dana Davis | Danai Gurira | Danielle Deadwyler | Danielle Moné Truitt | Dawnn Lewis | Debbi Morgan | Deborah Ayorinde |  Debra Shaw | Debra Wilson | Denee Benton | Dewanda Wise | Diahann Carroll | Diany Samba-Bandza | Diarra Ndiaye | Dominique Jackson | Duckie Thot

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Ebboney Wilson | Ebonee Noel | Ebony Obsidian | Ego Nwodim | Elle M. Chaman | Elise Neal | Emayatzy Corinealdi | Enuka Okuma | Erica Tazel | Erika Alexander | Ester Dean | Esther Rolle

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Faith Alabi | Faith Omole | Faithe Herman | Fardosa | Felecia M. Bell | Femi Taylor | Florence Kasumba | Folake Olowofoyeku | Franchesca Ramsey

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Gabrielle Graham | Gabrielle Union Wade | Gabourey Sidibe | Garcelle Beauvais | Geffri Maya | Genevieve Nnaji | Gina Torres | Gloria Hendry | Grace Jones

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Halimotu Shokunbi | Hamamat | Harriett D Foy | Heather Headley | Heir of Glee | Helen Aluko

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Iman | Imani Hakim | Imani Lewis | Ingrid Silva | Ireanna | Issa Rae

Jacqueline Moore | Jada Harris | Janelle James | Janelle Monae | Janeshia Adams Ginyard | Janet Hubert | Janet Jumbo | Javicia Leslie | Jayme Lawson | Jeante Godlock | Jemima Osunde | Jennifer Hudson | Jerrika Hinton | Jessica Allain | Jessieca Alford | Jill Marie Jones | Jo Marie Payton | Jobel Mokonzi | Jodie Turner Smith | Johnnie Hill | Joi Harris | Joie Lee | Jonica “Jojo” T. Gibbs | Josette Simon | Jwaundace Candece

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Kabrina Adams | Karen Glave | Karen Obilom | Karidja Touré | Karimah Westbrook | Keeya King | Kellie Shanygne Williams | Kellita Smith | Kelly Rowland | Kenya Moore | Keshia Knight Pulliam | Kiara Pike | Kiki Layne | Kimberly Marable | Kirby Howell Baptiste

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Laci Mosley | Lanei Chapman | Lashana Lynch | Laura Kariuki | Lauren Byfield | Lidya Jewett | Lisa Berry | Lisette Malidor | Lolly Adefope | Lorraine Pascale | Lorraine Toussaint | Loren Lott | Loretta Devine | LovelyOverdose | Lyric Ross

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MaameYaa Boafo | Madison Curry | Mame Adjei | Marcia McBroom | Maria Borges | Mariah Iman Wilson | Marlene Clark | Marsai Martin | Mary Alice | Mary Oyaya | Mayowa Nicolas | Medina Senghore | Melodie Wakivuamina | Merrin Dungey | Michaela Coel | Miji Awakyr | Milauna Jackson | Miqueal-Symone Williams | Morgan Dawson | Moses Ingram | Moshidi Motshegwa | Mouna Fadiga | Mouna Traoré | Mumbi Maina | Musabey

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Naomi Campbell | Naomi Ekperigin | Naomi WWE |  Naomie Harris |  Natalie Desselle Reid | N’Bushe Wright | Nia Jervier | Nia Long | Nichole Galicia | Nicki Micheaux | Nicole Beharie | Nicole Byer | Normani Kordei | Nyakim Gatwech | Nyanderi Deng | Nyaueth Riam | Nyla Lueeth | Nyma Tang |

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Octavia Spencer | Ola Ray | Olunike Adeliyi | Olivia Sang | Omono Okojie | Oprah Winfrey | Oyin Oladejo | Ozioma Akagha

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Patina Miller | Paulina Otylie Surys | Philomena Kwao | Phina Oruche | Phylicia Benn | Phylicia Rashad | Pippa Bennett Warner | Precious Adams | Precious Mustapha |

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Queen Quet | Quiana Welch | Quinta Brunson | Quvenzhane Wallis

Raigan Harris | Reagan Gomez | Regina King | Regina Van Helvert | Renee Elise Goldsberry | Retta | Riele Downs | Ronke Adekoluejo | Rose Jackson | Ruth (IAmBabeRuth/BabeRuthTV) |  Rutina Wesley | Ryan Destiny

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Saidah Arrika Ekulona | Samantha Liana Cole | Samantha Marie Ware | Sandra Dede sandramabelle | Saniyya Sidney | Sara Martins | Sasha Lambon | Sasheer Zamata | Sese Madaki Ali | Shahadi Wright Joseph | Shanice Williams | Shannon Thornton | Sharon Duncan Brewster | Sharon Ferguson | Sharon Pierre-Louis | Shea Couleé | Sheryl Lee Ralph | Shyko Amos | Sibongile Mlambo | Sierra McClain | Simbi Khali | Simona Brown | Simone Biles | Simone Missick | Sindi-Dlathu | Skai Jackson | Skye P. Marshall | Sokhna Cisse | Sonya Eddy | Stefanee Martin | Stella Okech | Subah Koj | Sufe Bradshaw | Susan Wokoma | Symphony Sanders

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T’Nia Miller | Tamara Dobson | Tamara Lawrance | Tamera Mclaughlin  (Dwarfism Disability. Check PC before adding to that list) | Tanerélle | Tanedra Howard | Tanisha Scott | Tanya Moodie | Tanyell Waivers | Taral Hicks | Tarana Burke | Tempestt Bledsoe |  Tenika Davis | Teresa Graves | Terri J. Vaughn | Teshi Thomas | Teyonah Parris | Theresa Fractale | Thishiwe Ziqubu | Tichina Arnold | Tonya Pinkens | Tracey Ifeachor | Trina McGee | Trina Parks | Tyra Ferrell

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Vanessa Bell Calloway | Vanessa Lee Chester | Vanessa Gyimah | Vanessa Nakat | Vanessa Estelle Williams | Vaneza Oliveira | Veronica S. Taylor | Viola Davis | Vivica Ifeoma

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Wakeema Hollis | Whitney Houston | Whoopi Goldberg | Wunmi Mosaku

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Xosha Roquemore

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Yaani King | Yandeh Sallah | Yanna McIntosh | Yaya Dacosta | Yaz | Yetide Badaki | Yolonda Ross  | Yusra Warsama | Yvonne Okoro | Yvonne Orji

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Zainab Johnson | Zelda Harris | Zenobia | Zethu Dlomo | Zhariah Hubbard | Ziwe Fumudoh | Zola Williams | Zozibini Tunzi

#to add to darkskin directory

Aliet Sarah

Tricia Akello

Sokhna Niane

Rashida Renée

Javonna Charde’

Ajak Deng

Edun Bola

Pretty Tye

Herieth Noela

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monthly wrap-up :: may 2023

Welcome to smth I’m gonna try this month: a wrap-up! I’ll be giving you all a lil recap of the fics I’ve read & written over the last month and hopefully this will get me to actually chip away at my TBR and get y’all on some non-Loki/Tom stories that I occasionally do read 🫡

Everything under the cut

Loki x Reader

Don't Be Shy by @lokisgoodgirl

The way that shy Loki being nervous about not satisfying Agent Y/N has me running around in circles in my living room I can't 🫠🫡

Hostile F*cks: Public Relations by @lokisgoodgirl

A perfect epilogue to this series that was a masterclass of holding your emotions hostage and giving the best payoff. And the fencing pants got a return cameo?? This had me giggling and squeeing and the second the fencing pants came out to play…running laps once again 🫠

An Interesting Theory by @infinitystoner

Completely obsessed with the dynamic between Loki & Reader in this piece. And the ending with Loki deciding that he needs more "data" to "confirm the hypothesis"? I see you, Mischief 😏🫠

The Prince is Dead by @lokisgoodgirl

The beginning had me all teary eyed and ready to fight; the end had me filled with hope and chortling at the tasteful dick joke. LGG really do be a master at holding our emotions hostage with a satisfying payoff at the end 🥹 I live in fear thinking what she could be capable of if she ups and decides to make a piece of just pure angst 😳👀

A Gentlemen's Agreement by @lokisgoodgirl

This had me having some good reminiscing moments of back when I was a Steve girly for a few months in 2015 and also deciding that Bucky's a second simp subject. Distant second, but a second nonetheless. The fact that there's even a second got me doing the Blinking Man at myself--

She is Beauty, She is Grace, She Will Stab You in the Face by @clandestineloki

The adorable dynamic between them when he caught her and saved her from tripping?? Her singing Hamilton without a care in the world? Their whole exchange in the jet after she offed 3 henchmen for hurting her mans?? I love them, your honor.

A Lesson on Behaving by @multifandom-worlds

Reader edging Loki and "suffering" the consequences? With a brief cameo from besties Nat & Wanda trying (and failing hilariously because Reader tried to go and get a snack) to hide her from said consequences? Sign me up and don't expect to be able to contact me for the next few hours because I need to recover from the smut 🥵🫠

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Under Your Spell by @holdmytesseract

A Model AU where Reader's a photographer and she's been hired to do an underwear shoot for Calvin Klein…and Tom's tatted and pierced and--and--*melts on the spot* 🫠 Head empty all thots…that is all 😮‍💨

Bucky Barnes x Reader

shouldn't have gone by @imyourbratzdoll

This had me clutching at my heart going "why would he do this to Reader what the hell"…like no joke I needed a good few mins to start breathing right and not in the fun I just read toe curling smut way. I mean in the "If I try now I might start crying" way 🥲

Ari Levinson x Reader

Like a Broken Record by @howdoyousleep3

Ari with a plus size reader making her feel so empowered & beautiful in bed? The “I’m keeping you” vibe?! This had me 100% completely deceased when I read it while I was out doing groceries (bc y’all know me I should know better than to read smut in public but I never do and I might never will lol).

self-conscious ask by @imyourbratzdoll

This one hit me so close to home and honestly where can I get a boyfriend like this I would very much appreciate one 🥺💖

Give Me One More by @saiyanprincessswanie

This character + this trope = Ally dead in the water. Thank you and goodnight I am not available for comment at this time 🫡

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Fall Kiss by @animnerd

Besties becoming lovers after months apart and having some fluffy wholesome fun on a pile of leaves before having their first kiss? Lemme melt in my spot real quick aaaaaa

Clark Kent/Superman x Reader

It Got Worse by @hannibals-favourite-meal

Clark being a soft lil simp for his fiance while her brother Bruce has a hilarious mix of "I'm happy their happy" and "Why did I ever set them up" is such an adorable dynamic and I need more 🥹

Loki x Reader

rules of conduct: the checkout queue

Thomas Sharpe x Reader

the final Lady Sharpe part 2: a risky endeavor

[ladyimaginarium]

listing introjects' fcs 4 the sake of my& sanity

clementine maria jasmine cree ( twdg ) - ashley moore (primary), nyané lebajoa, amandla stenberg (secondary)

louis lacroix ( twdg ) - marcus sivyer

violet collmore ( twdg ) - phoebe bridgers

james dae young ( twdg ) - choi yeonjun

aasim acharya ( twdg ) - jeenu mahadevan

ava adebowale ( twdg ) - lashana lynch ( primary ); lupita nyong'o ( secondary )

harry potter ( potterverse ) - suraj sharma

hermione granger ( potterverse ) - logan browning

blaise zabini ( potterverse ) - rome flynn (tentative)

pansy parkinson ( potterverse ) - song hye kyo

haneul eun ha / luna lovegood ( potterverse ) - jung jinsoul

ginny weasley ( potterverse ) - luca hollestelle

sirius black ( potterverse ) - avan jogia

dutch ( black lagoon ) - mike colter

okajima rokuro / rock ( black lagoon ) - arata mackenyu

rebecca lee / revy ( black lagoon ) - jessica henwick

benjamin issacs / benny ( black lagoon ) - evan peters

edith blackwater / eda ( black lagoon ) - kristen stewart ( primary ); maya hawke ( secondary )

janet bhai ( black lagoon ) - mandip gill

lyanna stark ( asoiaf ) - adelaide kane

jon snow ( asoiaf ) - timothee chalamet ( primary ); kit harington ( secondary )

daenerys targaryen ( asoiaf ) - anya taylor joy ( primary ); freya allan, emilia clarke ( secondary )

asha greyjoy ( asoiaf ) - marina moschen

ashara dayne ( asoiaf ) - simone ashley, kate mgrath ( formerly; may consider dropping )

arianne martell ( asoiaf ) - deepika padukone

obara sand ( asoiaf ) - cynthia addai robinson

nymeria sand ( asoiaf ) - shanina shaik

tyene sand ( asoiaf ) - stephanie rose bertram ( primary ); gigi hadid ( secondary )

sarella sand ( asoiaf ) - adut akech ( primary; tentative); duckie thot ( secondary ), tracy ifeachor ( tertiary )

melisandre of asshai ( asoiaf ) - dilraba dilmurat

nymeria of ny sar ( asoiaf ) - aishwarya rai

visenya targaryen ( asoiaf ) - katheryn winnick

myrcella baratheon ( asoiaf ) - holliday grainger

val the wildling / of the free folk ( asoiaf ) - alyssa sutherland

willas tyrell ( asoiaf ) - peter mooney

garlan tyrell ( asoiaf ) - ben lamb

hua mulan ( disneyverse laced w/ historical source ) - zhang xinyu / viann zhang

tiana brown ( disneyverse laced with history ) - kiki layne

katniss everdeen ( the hunger games ) - kawennahere devery jacobs

worick arcangelo ( gangsta ) - austin butler ( tentative ); alex pettyfer ( tentative )

nicolas brown ( gangsta ) - chella man

alexandria benedetto ( gangsta ) - normani kordei

emilio benedetto ( gangsta ) - aubrey joseph (primary), rome flynn

constance raveau ( gangsta ) - shailene woodley ( tentative )

erica abaddonato ( gangsta ) - nastya zhidkova ( primary ); jennifer lawrence ( usually faceless if i& can help it )

delico abaddonato ( gangsta ) - lucky blue smith

svetlana morozova nikolaeva ( gangsta ) - tati gabrielle ( primary ); ryan destiny ( secondary )

bernardo corsica ( gangsta ) - ross lynch ( tentative )

nimes ( gangsta ) - dominique jackson

sherry christiano amodio ( gangsta ) - sydney sweeney ( tentative )

loretta christiano amodio ( gangsta ) - willow shields

georgiana corsica ( gangsta ) - loey lane

evelyn ( gangsta ) - sab quesada

sidney ( gangsta ) - cartia mallan

also, below are neither our& introjects or rp muses but we& may use in edits:

sebastian cree ( twdg oc; clementine's younger half brother ) - d'pharaoh woon-a-tai

ivan glaziev ( gangsta ) - adrien brody

galahad woehor ( gangsta ) - zae france

[solstheimtxt]

What made Vince leave Rockwell alive? 👀

Ok ok i have Thots(tm)

The main reason is two fold:

+Rockwell is the face that everyone knows in Halcyon, the majority of Terra 2 trust him, whereas Monarch will trust Vincent more, and with Minister Clarke, its easier for more people to think that this wasnt an outright takeover

+bc i wrote the events happening in a little under a month (Monarch took 2 weeks, etc), i hc that Vince and the Unreliable were treated more like a crime spree to the people of Halcyon so a lot of folks think Vincent is a criminal, so having him show up with Rockwell in a nice suit and oh! He found the Hope too? And rehabilitated Phineas? (He canonically lets him go but the people of Halcyon don't need to know that 👁👁)

Tl;dr hes a useful pawn and once he outlives his use he'll just have an "accident" (also he's confined to his home like minister Clarke is during the game so he's easy to control :D)

[kxllerblond]

Anyway. I want to remind everyone Clark is so leveled and calm and boring because he forces it and because he has to be. At his core, he is very emotional and he's a silly little troublemaker. This man is constantly itching to go apeshit just as much as he is itching to stay nice. I lovingly refer to him as my little danger thot because while he IS this prissy and clean and careful little guy...he is also constantly looking for a reason to be covered in blood and in dangerous situations. He will toe that line and poke the beast every time, tbh.

[bookclub4m]

Episode 163 - Podcasts

This episode we’re talking about Podcasts! We talk about the first podcasts we listened to (and whether we still listen to them), how we find new podcasts, what speed we listen to podcasts at, what podcasts we’ve been enjoying recently, podcasting in our pyjamas, and more!

You can download the podcast directly, find it on Libsyn, or get it through Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, or your favourite podcast delivery system.

In this episode

Anna Ferri | Meghan Whyte | Matthew Murray | Jam Edwards

Podcasts We Recommended

Mangasplaining

Finish It! Podcast

Stuff The British Stole

Hey Riddle Riddle

One Shot Podcast

Gender Reveal

Stronger by Science

The Slowdown

Food 4 Thot

American Hysteria

Dig: A History Podcast

You Are Good

Clue (1985) w. Lauren Milberger

Other Podcasts We Mentioned

War Rocket Ajax

Episode 333 - Long, Sustained Dong f/ [Jam] and Ian from HARK!

Episode 383 - The Christmas Specials Special f/ [Jam] and Ian from HARK

Episode 613 - Every Dracula Ever f/ Benito Cereno and Elle Collins

HARK! Podcast

Wait, What?

Movie Fighters

Welcome to Night Vale

All Songs Considered

Radiolab

On Being with Krista Tippett

Speaking of Faith

Serial

My Favorite Murder

Maintenance Phase

If Books Could Kill (they apparently don’t have a website, just a Twitter feed and a link to Apple Podcasts)

You’re Wrong About

The Satanic Panic

Quarantine Book Club: “Michelle Remembers”

My Brother, My Brother and Me

The Adventure Zone

Alice Isn’t Dead

The Moth

Episode  136 - Hearts of Magic: Threads Entangled

99% Invisible

RISK! Podcast

Hazel & Katniss & Harry & Starr

Tenure and Transparency (Brenna Clarke Grey talks about the tenure process)

Links, Articles, and Things

Podcast (Wikipedia)

"Podcast" is a portmanteau of "iPod" and "broadcast". The earliest use of "podcasting" was traced to The Guardian columnist and BBC journalist Ben Hammersley, who coined it in early February 2004 while writing an article for The Guardian newspaper.

The man who accidentally invented the word ‘Podcast’

ComicsAlliance (Wikipedia)

Judge Dredd (Wikipedia)

BBC Radio 6

Matthew listened to a lot of Steve Lamacq’s show

Evolution of the iPod [2001-2022]

How YouTube Became a Podcasting Powerhouse Without Trying

Podcast Addict

Who's on First? (Wikipedia)

Abbott & Costello Who's On First

Parasocial interaction (Wikipedia)

15 Literary Podcasts by BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, & People of Colour) Podcasters

Every month Book Club for Masochists: A Readers’ Advisory Podcasts chooses a genre at random and we read and discuss books from that genre. We also put together book lists for each episode/genre that feature works by BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, & People of Colour) authors. All of the lists can be found here.

For this episode on podcasts, we’ve compiled a list of literature-related podcasts featuring BIPOC hosts/creators.

AAWW Radio

Black Chick Lit

Book Friends Forever

Book Women Podcast

Books & Boba

Deadline City

Dreaming In The Dark

Getting Lit Podcast

LibVoices

Minorities in Publishing

Not Another Book Podcast

Shaping the Narrative

Storykeepers Podcast

Tres Cuentos Literary Podcast

Well-Read Black Girl

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[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

The 18 hour livestream Thots, in no random order

obsessed with Meredith, Brian and Clark freaking out over Tammy’s background

balls.gov

James calling out rude comments about Black Friday because people were ill

the splitting of the obnoxious teen (also talked about in the NPMD livestream)

Brian apologising for the whole baby story from Tammy after hearing it, but Tammy just laughing

“everyone had covid’ theory

the entire Door Memorial saga

Luna spilling coffee

all the pets on screen!

Clark performing

CHARLENE SINGING ANIMAL LOVE JESUS CHRIST

Joey almost showing his underwear

all the audition tapes

Corey and Ali going nuts with the drag queens

Sharpay Evans

Paul’s confusion about Sharpay Evans

Matt’s t-shirt in the TKO game

Brian finally clearing up why MAMD is not on Spotify: he thought it was on Spotify

the “which starkid are you” quiz (I got Meredith)

all the reactions to the monster reveals in the dating game

Brian’s Mr. Roger’s neigbourhood intro

Ali adoring her students (”I have kids”)

Nick saying he and Matt are working on non-Hatchetfield stuff (thank God)

Jon’s fancy house background

Brian Rosenthal saying he’s about to call Starkid’s Arielle Goldman, who he hasn’t spoken to for 7 years

Matt adopting a Wiggly after Black Friday

apparently Nick, Matt and Darren wrote an entire second season of Royalties but ya know Quibi died a painful death

... and you know what, a reluctant shout-out to the devout christian in the chat who started @’ing Team Starkid to ask if they truly were a cult and if Brian genuinely supported Satan, because that would mean that this person couldn’t support them

[hypnocurrency]

Take my original works you cowards

Have a trashy short story I wrote for english lit 

When normal people say they ran away with the circus you laugh because you know it’s a joke, but what about when someone says they were taken by the circus, what do you say then? How do you react? Trick question, you don’t. No one escapes the circus and lives to tell about it. You could be asking yourself now how do you get taken by the circus. With chloroform and overly nice tightrope walkers, that’s how.

The Night Circus may seem like your normal circus with happy clowns riding elephants and lion tamers but let me be the first one to tell you that it’s everything but normal, the Night Circus where people like me go to keep others safe. People like me are the ones who have gifts, or curses depends on who you’re asking truthfully. If you have a gift I suggest you stop reading and run far, far away from the Ring Master’s reach and keep your guard up, you never know who may be there to whisk you away to the circus.

***

I hate trains, they rock side to side like a poorly built boat and are far too loud. The sack over my head certainly wasn't helping. More bile rose in my throat as the train took a corner I could have definitely gone without. Over the roar of its whistle, I heard voices a little to my left, a man, and a woman.

“- an interesting case,” the man said. He sounded worn out and tired like my dad used to. I left him behind along with the rest of that dumb town two years ago, I shouldn't even be thinking of my family right now, I’m tied to a chair with a bag covering my face. I should prioritize.

“She’ll sell for a high price, Clark’s never had a pyro.”

The train came to a hard stop and the voices stopped talking, I heard more footsteps. Three more people entered the train car, all advancing to me.

“Is she awake?” One of the new people asked, his voice was deep and rugged like he smoked at least six packs a day. “We aren't sure,” the tired man responded. The bag was pulled off my head swiftly. The brightness of the room compared to the sack made me squint, the man with the rugged voice stood in front of me with the sack in his hand. He was glaring at me, no, he was sizing me up. Standing at least two heads taller than me the man looked frightening, especially from a sitting angle. “Stefano stop staring, you’ll scare her,” someone said from behind him. 

Too late, I was very afraid. 

Stefano grunted and moved to the side to reveal three other men, I spotted the tired man from before talking in hushed tones to the woman also from earlier. The other guy surprised me, he was tall and lanky, he looked my age maybe two years older with black hair that almost looked blue and piercing gray eyes unsettling to saw the least. The tall man snapped his fingers and the tired man, as well as the woman, left the train car quickly without a word.

“Hello Miss Cassie, my name is Clark. I’ve heard much about you.” He paused and smiled down at me, “Setting fire to your family home but somehow escaping completely unharmed, almost like the fire couldn't touch you.” The tall man said with a slight accent I couldn't recognize. “What are you gonna do, arrest me?” I asked glaring at him as my hands loosed the handcuffs around my wrists. “Oh no, of course not. I’m here to hire to you my dear,” Clark said grinning, “You’d make a perfect addition to the crew.”

A job offer, I was kidnapped, put on a dumb train with a sack on my head, for a job offer. 

Stefano walked from somewhere behind Clark and stopped a few feet in front of me before I could kick him he went behind me and pulled the handcuffs apart leaving the two metal rings around my wrists like bracelets. “You didn't really think you’re the only person like you out there,” Clark spoke as I denied the hand he held out to me and stood up shakily but stable enough to not fall. “What do you want with me?” I asked as small blue and white flames danced around my fingertips.

“That won’t be necessary,” Clark responded calmly, I felt the fire on my hands dissipate. I didn't want that to happen, I didn’t make the flames to go away. A wave of calm washed over my body causing my shoulders to roll back and my jaw to unclench. “You’re not the only one with a little hex.” He said before turning to Stefano, “Take our new recruit to her car. The one with the other odd ones should be fine.” With that, he walked passed me and disappearing into the car behind the one we were in. The calm feeling was stripped from my body as Clark grew further, I still didn't know how he did it but I was going to find out. Stefano grunted and pulled me in the opposite direction that Clark went.

***

To say the sleeping cars we cramped would be an understatement. Clothing of the odd variety was shoved in weird places as well as boots shoved behind bed frames. The wall of a man previously dubbed, Stefano, pushed me into the room and slid the door closed behind him. The dark room appeared to be empty but I still felt uneasy. I allowed my left hand to burst into flames to light up the room just another flash of light from the corner blinded me momentarialy. Even in my clouded vision I could make out another figure, they looked small and frail but before I could get a better look they disappeared into another flash of light and reappeared on a bed in the corner of the room. Both of my hands were on fire now, I wasn't going to be caught off guard like I did a few days ago.

“Woah,” the figure whispered as the light around them dissipated slowly to reveal a girl, about 15, crouching on an unmade bed clothed in a dark purple cape that seemed to swallow her up. “How did you do that?” She asked pushing the hood off her head to reveal a thick braid of silver hair. “I would ask you the same thing,” I responded backing up as the flames held in my hand grew brighter.  

“You must be Cassie, I’m Laura, Clark has said a lot about you. He’s never had someone with your abilities before.”

“Had someone with my abilities? Does he collect freaks or something?” Orange flames creeped up my arms almost reaching my hair of a similar color.

The girl laughed, “Freaks? I wouldn't consider ourselves freaks, just gifted.” She paused, “listen, Clark means no harm, he just wants kids like us off the streets where we could get hurt or killed.”

“So why are we on a train? I don’t understand what’s going on.” I responded letting the fire dissipate slowly until it was just blue flames dancing around my fingers. In the dim light, I saw Laura get up and switch on a lamp a few feet away from her. “Everyone’s confused at first, let me explain. Think of this train as a safe place for people like you and me. We can be open about our abilities but there’s a catch.”

“Of course there is.”

“How would you feel if I told you that you could use your powers in plain sight for people to see and they would be none the wiser. It’s called the Night Circus, and now you’re a performer.”

“A performer? Of what? None of this makes sense.” Flames circled my hands changing from orange to blue and white. The girl sighed, “We pretend to be regular people who are really good at their craft basically. In my instance, I’m a magician. I teleport myself so people think I disappeared or something. The trapeze artists fly instead of using momentum and the lion tamers can actually talk to the animals. Are you getting it kinda?”

“I guess.” My head was spinning, how many people can do these types of things? The fire in my hand disappeared in a puff of smoke as I stared Laura in disbelief. “But, why?” I asked taking a few steps toward her.

“Clark doesn't want more of us getting hurt out in the real world so he trains us to control our abilities until we can disguise ourselves like normal people and rejoin society.”

“Why should he care about what we do?”

“He’s one of us, Cassie, he can control certain emotions and make people feel things. Do you really think people enjoy the circus that much.” She paused and removed her cape completely to show an all black dress that seemed to melt into the shadows. 

“If you can teleport then why don’t you escape? I mean Clark is obviously just using freaks like us for money,” I said taking another step closer, even in the low light I could tell Laura was frowning, “He wants to keep us safe,” -She pointed out the small porthole window- “out there we’re considered monsters or mistakes but here in the Night Circus we get applauded for using our abilities even if the crowd doesn't know we’re doing it.”

“And why would he care? I mean he seems normal enough, he could pass for a normal guy, so what’s the point of doing all of this-”

“Clark made his own family kill one another Cassie, he made them turn against each other because he couldn't control his powers.” Laura interrupted, silence hung in the air thick like fog. 

She took a shaky breath, “just stay, at least for a little while. You’ll come around.” I huffed and sat down on the cold floor barely missing a lone boot, “I’ll give it a week. Then if I still don’t like it you’re going to get me out of here.” I didn't have to look at Laura to know she was smiling, the decision was final. I was gonna stay, at least for a little while.

***

I don’t think I’d ever admitted it but Laura was right, I did come around. Even though I still don’t trust Clark completely, I stayed for another week, and then another, eventually the weeks turned into months and I was still around. Laura helped me figure out my act, Clark taught me how to not burn my costume and one of the lion tamers even showed me how to control how to twirl batons so i could spin them on while they were on fire.

“Cas, you're on in like a minute, hurry up.” Laura called just outside my line of sight, I gathered my batons and took a breath. I could hear Clark introducing act while the crowd cheered, rolling back my shoulders and fixing my mask I stepped through the tent entrance and got ready to show off.

[joanna-lannister]

Clarke Griffin in Every Episode:               ↳ 2.16 Blood Must Have Blood, Part 2

[stuckylibrary]

Hello! I was wondering if you had any vigilante!Steve fics? Preferably if he's punk but if not it's ok!

Have a look at these!

Nomad, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by roe87 (complete | 10,147 | T)

James is a tailor who specialises in making suits for vigilantes completely off the books. He's been doing it a long time and he's very good at it.

Then a tall handsome blond shows up on his doorstep, asking James to make him a suit with the most impractical design: a floor to ceiling titty window.

(Or, Steve wakes up from the ice, Googles what thot means and decides his new superhero identity will be the living embodiment of thot from now on.)

~~ Bottom Bucky bingo fills: Shrunkyclunks, Age Diff, Russian Bucky, and Domino mask.

Part 4 of Shrunkyclunks au's

Strange Visitor (From Another Time) by Niitza (complete | 51,136 | E)

James Barnes, rising star reporter of the New York Bulletin, has a plan. One, find out all there is to know about New York's newest vigilante Nomad, starting with his true identity. Two, write a masterful piece about it. Three, win a Pulitzer and become the envy of all his peers. Four, enjoy.

Or, you know, something like that.

One thing's for certain, though: he sure as hell isn't going to let that fucking asshole newbie Grant O'Connor steal his spotlight.

-

Or: the Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman AU no one asked for.

Pedantic Affectations by fannishlove, relenafanel (complete | 15,858 | M)

Steve Rogers: khaki pants and ugly tweed wearing art history professor specializing in historical queer art (by day). Is actually Captain America, vigilante and the bane of Detective Barnes’s existence (by night).

Detective Bucky Barnes: A very clever cop who suspects something is up with Steve. Is frustrated that Captain America exists and is dedicated to finding him because he loves a good puzzle.

So, how does Steve convince Bucky that he's too boring to be Captain America? Go on a date with him.

(Steve is kind of really, really bad at this secret identity thing)

helpless (i'm helpless)* by princessoftheworlds (complete | 28,748 | T) *chose not to warn

The Sokovian Accords were created right after the Battle of New York. It's 2017, and the Avengers are stuck under the UN's thumb. Captain Steve Rogers is mostly retired and doesn't protest when Tony drags him out to a movie premiere. Out on the red carpet, he bumps into Oscar-nominated actor James Barnes and falls so hard that Tumblr and Twitter won't stop shipping them.

It's 2017, and the Winter Soldier can't stand idly by while his city falls into ruins from the rampant crime, the Avengers made practically useless. He just doesn't expect to run into Nomad in a back alley.

Or, a two-dimensional love story told in three parts.

Part 1 of helpless

Head Full of Ghosts* by Portrait_of_a_Fool (complete | 93,810 | E) *graphic violence

After Project Insight, Bucky was in the gutter, but he used his talents to drag himself out again. Now he is a new man with a dirty job that he excels at and apartment across the street from Steve’s. He also has a head full of ghosts that haunt him every step of the way.

Steve hasn’t stopped searching for Bucky, but it’s like he fell off the face of the earth. As the months creep by, Steve can’t stop himself from sinking into depression. He deals with his sadness the only way he knows how—by putting on a mask and protecting people.

Then one night Steve comes home to find Bucky waiting for him and everything gets flipped upside down.

Vigilantism* by liionne (oneshot | 1,682 | T) *chose not to warn

Tumblr Prompt: Modern Steve and Bucky standing up to bullies and becoming accidental vigilantes, thus inadvertently popping up on SHIELD's radar. They unknowingly end up helping several super heroes, Avengers and/or SHIELD agents and soon become something of an urban legend in the hero community. Or I dunno. Just modern Steve and Bucky in the MCU! :)

Part 1 of Tumblr Prompts