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Why Condiment King is the worst villain
Dick: Okay, you go out and didtract him, and I'll come in from the back to get him
Robin Jason: What? No! You distract him
Dick: It'll only be for a little bit.
Robin Jason: No
Dick: I did it when I was Robin
Robin Jason: Then you can do it again
Dick: You'll be fine, he's a D lister at best
Robin Jason: You know that's not the problem! I have school tomorrow, and I don't want to smell like ketchup for the whole day
Dick: [sighs] Alright, fine. Let's just settle this like professionals
Robin Jason: Fine
Dick and Jason: Rock... paper... scissors... shoot!
Robin Jason: [does rock]
Dick: [does paper]
Robin Jason: Ughhh, Fine
Dick: You got this buddy. I believe in you!
Robin Jason: [walking away and grumbling] I hate you
Dick: I love you too!
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[Approximately 5 minutes later, with Condiment King tied up]
Dick: And that's what I call a success
Robin Jason: [covered in a disgusting mixture of ranch dressing, mustard, barbecue sauce, and ketchup] For you maybe
Dick: Hey, it could have been worse. He could have shot pickles or something at you
Robin Jason: Asshole
Robin Jason: [suddenly starts smirking] Hey, you know how you're always wanting to give me a hug? Well, I could really use a hug right now
[Dick and Jason lock eyes for a solid 10 seconds]
Dick: [bolts] I'm social distancing from little brothers right now!
Robin Jason: [running after him] Get back here you coward!
Dick: Go hug Batman! I have a date tonight!
Robin Jason: Batman's not! Hope your date likes ranch dressing!
[Dick and Jason continue to chase each other for the rest of patrol]
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Condiment King: So am I just supposed to sit here until the cops show up??
#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#robin jason todd#batbros#batfamily#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#yes this was mostly inspired by that one wfa#also by a tv show i watched last night#i love them
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just finished maxton hall... guess who's ordering the books bc she can't wait to know how it continues
#hi it's me#maxton hall is NOT my type of show/book AT ALL#but i watched a yt video of bellfort last night and here we are#their chemistry????? is!! so!! good!!#okay it's lots of drama and lots of stereotypes#but also brilliant acting and wholesome family/friendship scenes :')#also it's so refreshing to watch/read a tv show/book in german#maxton hall#kers talks
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and if I’m watching ghost of a second chance for the third time because what the actual fuck happened honestly
#okay I was high the first two times I watched it last night#also I called out of work so chill weekend lmao#more of steph’s random thoughts#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#911 season 7#911 tv show#911 s7
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don't know what it says about where i'm at mentally at the moment that i am legitimately considering rewatching glee
#i started randomly watching some old glee performances last night and god i know they phoned it in sometimes#but they also had *so many* bangers#also i wonder do kids today realise how much work glee actually did to normalise diversity in popular tv#like was most of that representation good?? no lmao#but they were also one of the first big mainstream shows to do it#mine
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the urge to make a web weaving type of post using s2e2 of iwtv and passages about kayfabe from josie riesman's book "ringmaster"
#messages from the ouija board#teddy and i watched it last night and im reading ringmaster rn#and the scene w annika on the stage genuinely made me cry but also made me think of some parts of that book#like not to sound like im trying to downplay very real heinous crimes by comparing them to one on a tv show#but the manipulation and blurring of truth and fiction that allows u to commit violence and even kill people and an entertained audience#doesnt believe it's really happening bc youve primed them w all this camp and stage violence#idk the scene made me think of owen and of rita specifically and it made me feel sick#also i keep going down rabbit holes lately and then finding out the researcher/historian im getting the info from lives right here its odd#like that just happened to me looking up some specific stuff from the terror too and it was like 'oh hold on this academic is in pvd???'#and that just happened to me rn looking up riesman
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big city teens🗣️
#hey id you saw tgsi b4 i reposted ir NO YOU FIDNT😠#bill would def have acne as a teenager#i can feel it in ky spidey senses…#also WOOP WOOPP MORE S4 EPSIDOES + BIG CITY GREENS MOVIE SOON#so excited#i still gotta finish s3 😯😓#hustling rn#big city greens#bcg#bill green#nancy green#also me and my brother were watching american dad on the hotwl tv last night ans GOD WAS THAT A FEVER DREAM#american das is genuinely insane. never watching that show again#Spotify
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Polls are a spectator sport
#watching those tv show polls i made on and off throughout the day and#it's f u n#last night white collar had a solid lead on its poll#but this morning totally spies had overtaken it by a l o t#now they're almost tied#also x files and fringe were tied for a good chunk of the day#but now x files has a firm lead again#still a couple of my rewatch shows with no votes#and timeless has mostly managed to hold onto the lead in its poll#just. fun times#i speak
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#no okay cause I’ve been thinking about that (second) movie I watched tonight like nonstop today#*last night#I’ve already recommended it to 2 people since watching it and I’m planning on spreading the good word tomorrow also#I even watched a tv show one of the actors was in#(show was called School Spirits and it came out this year#it absolutely should’ve been a comedy with sad moments#instead of what it was which is a drama with sorta funny moments#but that’s for another slav)#literally such a good movie#again it’s called Dramarama 2020 (or 2021 depending on who you ask)#it’s on Hulu and you’ve *gotta* watch it#slav#slav every day#voltron
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Finished watching John Mulaney’s new stand up on Netflix and it immediately reccomended night agent??? Those two things seem very different. But since I think I was seeing gifs sets of it on whump blogs i just went. Fuck it. And decided to start.
I’m enjoying. Yep.
#consensus? I’m enjoying. and also fuck. another book I might be adding to my reading#in the last two weeks I now what the Lockwood and co books. maybe the night agent one. and the books will Trent is based on#like. mmmmm and I have so many books ALREADY to read so. good decisions for sure#I Will say I’m enjoying this whole. I’m going to start shows bc tumblr/whump blogs keep showing it to me. except I start them on a whim and#don’t actually look into what they’re about#like. I started Lockwood and co with absolutely no clue what the plot of#started the first episode and went oh! is this about ghosts?#night agent I could kinda assume#but I did go. fuck it. I don’t want to know main dude’s name until someone. says it. then I laughed when I found out it was Peter#anyways this is what I’m going to do in a few weeks when I finally get bored and decide to watch Ted lasso#i don’t want to know what it’s about. I have no clue and I won’t research it#I know there’s fic. and I’m aware tumblr likes to tell me about it in gif form#but other than that. no fucking clue. maybe sports? I feel like I’ve seen photo of soccer#but that might be a diff show#I know I follow people who are in that fandom but#idk I’ll give it a try. I’ll watch basically any tv from absolute garbage to masterpeices basically equally so#I’m the woman who’s still obsessed with the ten ep minority report show 2015 like. I have no standards and enjoy most things
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just opened my window and it rained all day so it smells soooooooo good. im gonna crochet for a while and then read my book and sleep. i love you autumn i love you world :)
#salisha speaks#also does anyone have any good long tv show recs#i finished gilmore girls last night now idk what to watch#and im siiiickkk of rewatching stuff i want something new 😭
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it’s insane to me that people can just spend a month watching an entire tv show and then finish the finale and go on with their lives the next day as if it was nothing whereas i have to spend the next 2 months ruminating on the show as a whole and trying to figure things out by looking up fan theories and explanations for what happened
#i rewatched lost and my mom watched it too and i’m like ok. so what do you think happened when..#and she’s like. idk.#and i’m like ok. but at the end when… do you think that was talking about…#and she’s like. idk#like!! girl i can’t stop thinking about it it’s like a death in the family for me when a tv show ends#like i have to Reflect on it and she’s just like yeah i forgot it ended lol like ok. ok#wish i could be that normal honestly and not scouring reddit for answers#like i straight up had a dream about desmond last night like i’m not getting over it#i’m processing rip#but something that is also so funny to me that i completely missed the first time for some reason is how obvious they made it that it wasnt#filmed in la like it didn’t register that it was filmed on island the first time i watched which is funny bc i was still living there at#the time but this time i’m like oh lol i know exactly where that is or that’s literally the city bus passing by in this scene or#that’s my high school and that is the school behind the skate park that is 2 blocks down from my gr*ndmothers house where i lived was#and drove by everyday like that doesn’t matter it’s just that it was like watching it for the first time bc i didn’t not notice before
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thing abt carmen is that shes just a girl trying to find a place in this world
#/lyrics. kinda#thinking abt a place in this world bc she was a suprise song last night... also thinking abt carmen bc shes the loml and id die 4 her#but literally like just. carmen just as a young person whos learned the world she was raised in was wrong#now dedicating her life to stopping those people while also v desperate to know who she is beyond that#(AND IF THE SHOW WAS WELL WRITTENN !!! learning that she doesnt need to find her birth family to find that#bc she can be someone separate from both her birth family and the family that raised her and her real family is with her#found family that she made her connections with in team red. auugh)#(hey did you guys know that if you go from watching a movie w a rly good found family plotline and rly good plotlines abt#characters going on a journey to find something that they really have within themselves and those around them#and then go think abt a tv show w one of the worst finales uv ever seen that involve separating the protagonists ull feel evil. bc i do)#flappy rambles#cs
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your pfp is so funny to me crying
JFEIWOFJEWIOFEJWFOIEW
JACK!!!! JACK!!! MY GUY, the bread pictured in my pfp is an ICON in german tv.
he is the guy that moderates the night time loop of the publically financiated kid's tv channel. his name is BERND he is a TIN LOAF he LOVES ingrain wallpaper and is eternally tormented by life!!!!! HE HAS ONE EXPRESSION AND CAN ARTICULATE THE WORD "shit" IN SUCH DETAIL, YOU WOULDNT KNOW
SORRY i'm oversharing BUT PLS https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bernd+das+brot+english
i am begging you to watch all these. these were my CHILDHOOD.
#SORRY to overshare BUT#bernd das brot - as he and his gigs are called#always aired on the aforementioned kid's tv channel KIKA after 9pm#meaning after the last REAL kid's show ended.#idk how many gigs there were but i remember that they changed every few weeks or maybe half-weeks idk!!#ANYWAYS. the gigs were ca 15 mins long and thematicised growing up in the mid 2010s with adult humour#so: online friendships and nerd culture were 2 gigs i vividly remember#also one with a burning oil barrel acting as a heating for some kids in a backyard???#HOWEVER. THEY NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER aired the episodes until the end (or maybe i was just always very unlucky) BECAUSE#at ca 9:30 pm SUDDENLY KIKA WOULD SWITCH TO CNN.#BECAUSE INSTEAD OF yk. broadcasting the news from a wildly different time zone on a channel for itself#they just. maximised efficiency i guess and just let it play after all the kids had gone to bed LOL XD#but that meant that there was a tiny A TINY window for watching bernd das brot be depressed on main.#and that my friend was what made my childhood. loveand light i'm wishing you good night#(it's 2 am here LOL)#tigs talks#jack tag
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Do I dare go this movie in theaters for a THIRD time this weekend?
YES.
Also because my friend hasn't seen the movie yet and she's wanted to see it so....
Yeah.
There's my excuse. 😄
#THANKS FRIEND 😄#Although let's be real here... I probably would have gone by myself to go see it again anyway#Also I MAY go see it next weekend with my OTHER friend if its still in theaters#*fingers crossed*#Also doesn't help that they showed it on tv last night too and I watched some of it there too 😄#Ooooo boy#LORD HAVE MERCY#Overload of Elvis here all of a sudden#😄😄😄😄
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absolutely ruining my sleep schedule to watch the adult swim april fools live for the first time and its. Alright!
#barking tag#this is the closest the vibe has been to the few times i caught adult swim as a kid#the space ghost episode made me feel like a kid watching something i wasnt supposed to lol#i actually caught the last couple minutes of the train thing and got so hyped i thought it would be a whole night of ambient swim#but im happy to see unedited footage of a bear on tv for the first time#and broomshakala actually!!#also shut the fuck up about pibby it was never going to be a real show asldj#i wish as would air more weird shit instead of endless reruns of rick and morty#i am the only person who cares about this no one watches tv anymore-
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Still thinking about how even on a lesbian tv show, none of the women seemed to have any body hair at all... seriously?!?
It seemed so unrealistic to me. Unless I'm the weirdo here.
#it was an adult show so there were sex scenes and no body hair any where on ANYONE#very weird now that I remember it#I finished watching Lip Service last night- I'm specifically talking about Lip service! which is Scottish L word basically#I thought- that maybe we wouldn't be following a patriarchal beauty standard in a LESBIAN show but they did#also wtf was that non-ending! they cancelled the show in 2013 ;-; so no conclusion for poor Tess (she ended up being my favorite)#anyway I'll be sure to include the fact that the women in my story have body hair (I mean it's also like 1880 so they would any way)#this bothered me in a way that it's still in my head like a day later...#I have been of this mind for a while even before I realized I was a lesbian- adult women should be allowed to have body hair...#I mean everyone does naturally...it shouldn't be an issue really#body hair#women with body hair#lip service#2000s tv#lesbian#wlw#am I weird for thinking like this or...?#like I'm pretty sure the show was written and directed by women but still#mychatter
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