#also by a tv show i watched last night
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theaceofarrows · 1 year ago
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Why Condiment King is the worst villain
Dick: Okay, you go out and didtract him, and I'll come in from the back to get him
Robin Jason: What? No! You distract him
Dick: It'll only be for a little bit.
Robin Jason: No
Dick: I did it when I was Robin
Robin Jason: Then you can do it again
Dick: You'll be fine, he's a D lister at best
Robin Jason: You know that's not the problem! I have school tomorrow, and I don't want to smell like ketchup for the whole day
Dick: [sighs] Alright, fine. Let's just settle this like professionals
Robin Jason: Fine
Dick and Jason: Rock... paper... scissors... shoot!
Robin Jason: [does rock]
Dick: [does paper]
Robin Jason: Ughhh, Fine
Dick: You got this buddy. I believe in you!
Robin Jason: [walking away and grumbling] I hate you
Dick: I love you too!
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[Approximately 5 minutes later, with Condiment King tied up]
Dick: And that's what I call a success
Robin Jason: [covered in a disgusting mixture of ranch dressing, mustard, barbecue sauce, and ketchup] For you maybe
Dick: Hey, it could have been worse. He could have shot pickles or something at you
Robin Jason: Asshole
Robin Jason: [suddenly starts smirking] Hey, you know how you're always wanting to give me a hug? Well, I could really use a hug right now
[Dick and Jason lock eyes for a solid 10 seconds]
Dick: [bolts] I'm social distancing from little brothers right now!
Robin Jason: [running after him] Get back here you coward!
Dick: Go hug Batman! I have a date tonight!
Robin Jason: Batman's not! Hope your date likes ranch dressing!
[Dick and Jason continue to chase each other for the rest of patrol]
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Condiment King: So am I just supposed to sit here until the cops show up??
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jackredfieldwasmyjacob · 2 months ago
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idk if it's because my mum worked in a tv magazine or what but all the media wars and backstabbing and stuff happening behind the cameras is so so interesting to me
#just saw what happened yesterday in la revuelta ojalá se muera el enano pelirrojo#so for non-spaniards here's a crash course on the situation (i could do a post about media groups in spain cause it's a lot)#there's this one late night show that's been on air for about 15 years called el hormiguero#it started fine (i used to watch it with my family when it started)#but soon there were some issues that people were seeing#especially concerning the presenter (who's also the head ofthe show) pablo motos#and his attitude with female guests he'd interview#basically being very weird and gross around them#apart from that in the last year he started to get very political in the show#he invited right and far right leaders while refusing to do so with the left wing#started making monologues at the beginning of each show critizising stuff the left had done or said#and finally included a debate segment in the show in which he invited liked-minded people to discuss politics#this has directly affected his audience. my dad is a fan of el hormoguero and i've seen him turn more right wing every year#so. last summer RTVE (national broadcast company) announced they were gonna do a late night show presented by david broncano#it's hard to describe everything here but basically broncano already had a late show called la resistencia in a streaming platform#it has always been very popular with young people and it is quite left wing#the new program made by RTVE was called la revuelta. it is exactly the same as la resistencia#before it started airing people were sceptic that broncano would be able to defeat motos' hegemony#BUT. ever since it started aiting in september it has consistently been getting more audience than el hormiguero#who would've known people were tired of the redhead bastard#anyways. apart from this. different celebrities on ppdcasts have been saying that in order to promote their product they are forced to go#to el hormiguero even of they didn't want to#there's also rumours of pablo motos blackmailing people (mostly comedians) who make fun of him#and now to what happened last night. i don't watch tv so i just saw it on twitter#broncano opened the show saying that they were sorty but they had no guest tonight#they had this one person but 30 minutes before shooting the people from el hormiguero had called him#he was originally going to go both to la revuelta and el hormiguero#but the guys from el hormiguero called him to tell him that if he went to la revuelta he couldn't go to el hormiguero#el hormiguero is bigger than la revuelta so. he had to cancel#broncano went on to say this had happened before and that's why he was talking about it
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mauraeyk · 8 months ago
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just finished maxton hall... guess who's ordering the books bc she can't wait to know how it continues
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mischiefbuckley · 8 months ago
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and if I’m watching ghost of a second chance for the third time because what the actual fuck happened honestly
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littlespoonevan · 11 months ago
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don't know what it says about where i'm at mentally at the moment that i am legitimately considering rewatching glee
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corvidaedream · 2 months ago
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the urge to make a web weaving type of post using s2e2 of iwtv and passages about kayfabe from josie riesman's book "ringmaster"
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gloriasato · 1 year ago
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big city teens🗣️
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misscrazyfangirl321 · 1 year ago
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Polls are a spectator sport
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slav-every-day · 2 years ago
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giverofempathy · 1 year ago
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just opened my window and it rained all day so it smells soooooooo good. im gonna crochet for a while and then read my book and sleep. i love you autumn i love you world :)
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apathyfairy · 1 year ago
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it’s insane to me that people can just spend a month watching an entire tv show and then finish the finale and go on with their lives the next day as if it was nothing whereas i have to spend the next 2 months ruminating on the show as a whole and trying to figure things out by looking up fan theories and explanations for what happened
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caruliaa · 2 years ago
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thing abt carmen is that shes just a girl trying to find a place in this world
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xxmandaveexx · 2 years ago
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Do I dare go this movie in theaters for a THIRD time this weekend?
YES.
Also because my friend hasn't seen the movie yet and she's wanted to see it so....
Yeah.
There's my excuse. 😄
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vividbeast · 2 years ago
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absolutely ruining my sleep schedule to watch the adult swim april fools live for the first time and its. Alright!
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biromanticwritergal · 2 years ago
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Still thinking about how even on a lesbian tv show, none of the women seemed to have any body hair at all... seriously?!?
It seemed so unrealistic to me. Unless I'm the weirdo here.
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feldspursfiyero · 2 years ago
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nothing beats the first time you fall in love with something
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