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cryptidanomoly · 3 months

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what kind of blood sacrifice do I need to make to find a not shitty roommate. jegus fuck.

#came home to a sink full of dirty dishes #a dishwasher also full of dirty dishes that could have been run while I was gone over the weekend #and they left their clothes in the dryer again #also bitched at my cat.#buddy pal this is why I asked a friend to come over and catsit #because you are not a functional or responsible adult #at least I don't live with my parents anymore?#ugh

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kozmicmizuu · 4 months

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a silly lil thing i had in my brain…. more uzurengiyuu… and wives cause they’re pretty

in honors of the newest demon slayer ep frfr

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shinobu, noticing giyuu’s wearing a ring: oh? what’s with the rings??

giyuu; i’m married

shinobu: what-

giyuu: i’m still processing it myself

shinobu: to who?? help me process this…

giyuu: tengen and rengoku

shinobu: WHAT

giyuu: rengoku proposed to me with a half eaten ringpop, tengen had an actual ring, and hina, suma and makio just grabbed me and told me im their husband now

shinobu: … oh my god

giyuu: my bloodline is now secure and i got myself some babes, life is good

shinobu: i can’t believe this

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i’m so sane about them i promise,,, giyuu went from being lonely to having two husbands and three wives, he has that autistic rizz dont fuck with him

sigh…. i love them all

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funkle420 · 3 months

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RB if ur a R3AL WARRI0R CAT!!!1! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

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tinystepsforward · 7 months

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i see matt posted again

#i have Thoughts but i am at work and about to jump into a meeting so #maybe in 3 hours #tony muses #also. sorry to my little cluster of mutuals from Before All This when i reblogged cats mostly #i hope you're all doing well #and sorry to everyone who's like 'mate you never told us in all these years that the job you were bitching about was at The Tumblr Company'#but i think you can probably see why #tumblr meta

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emblazons · 4 months

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"If you touch her again, I will kill you. Again."

STRANGER THINGS SANS VISAGES S04E09 - The Piggyback (Part I of II)

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haunted-xander · 1 year

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Stupid fucking cat (affectionate)

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mea-trinitas-profana · 10 months

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AND I FOUND JESUS- WHAT A LIAR!

#yeah sorry this isnt faith i am also. A warrior cats fan #anyways shoutout to the little pistols bluestar amv you are the only bitch in this world who understands me #bluestar just like me fr.#my stuff #warrior cats #bluestar

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vix-png · 1 month

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hello chilaios community . animation meme be upon ye .

OG BY rakkutron ON TIKTOK (?!1?)

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h20milk · 1 month

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(POINTING FINGER) YOU ARE A SUN DAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#fields of mistria #fom march #march fom #march fields of mistria #fields of mistria fanart #my art #it may look like im infatuated with march but he is in a competition with ryis for my love #like theyre both at the same level of love....... until the next update then we'll see.#i love my bitch ass cat (march) and he loves me!!! (bitch ass dog)#also look at my farmer!!!!!!! shes so cute!!!!!!!!! i love har!!!#2024

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vaggieslefteye · 3 months

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HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

#hazbin hotel #husk #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel edit #masquerade #my gifs #character spotlight #Certified Redemption ☑︎#hello hi i'm in love with the kitty man like actually #he NEEDS more screentime in s2 in fact he needs his own episode #PLS PLS she confirmed that we're gonna get to know some (but not all) of the character's backstories in s2 PLEASE LET HUSK BE ONE OF THEM #I'LL ACTUALLY DIE THANK YOU #alright i'm coming back to these tags to point stuff out #first off - the fact that he closes his eyes and shakes his head and reaches up to hold his suspenders before offering actual help #physically hyping himself up to lend a hand even though his whole thing is having an empty shell of a heart - apparently.#AAAAAA #but ALSO #holding his suspenders - self soothing gesture possibly? he knows lending a hand could give way to vulnerability on his end regardless if h #even shares personal information about himself or not - at the BARE MINIMUM he is saying ''look. i care a little. okay?'' by even OFFERING #help to begin with. AND OTHER THING!!!!!!!#the fact that he himself bitched and moaned earlier that episode about how EVERYONNEEE likes to bitch to the bartender #and he talks about how he knows everything about everyone seemingly against his better wishes #it's all part of the job he's forced to do #so you could also look at him shaking his head as a way for him to literally ''shake off'' that attitude because again. HE CARES.#even if it's just a little.#then GODDDDD his reaction to angel breaking down. the way he softens. his ears go down. he looks to the ground.#his ''old crusty heart'' was actually touched - not in the happy way of course. it was pain. struck with sympathy and remorse.#LISTEN I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN CAT OKAY

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hysteriafossil · 6 months

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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

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l3irdl3rain · 10 months

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making eggs and lo and behold. he’s out from under my bed and watching me

#also I just want you guys to know I was in the fucking trenches trying to figure out how to merge the two videos (this one and the next one #literally found no quick solution #and tumblr is a BITCH and won’t let u add a video in a reblog #they literally hate me #my post #I need to figure out what I’m gonna call this cat #john

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starwarsanthropology · 2 months

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I think he has cute aggression level 9000

#repcomm #sev #clone commando sev #republic commando #learn to process emotions bitch #if the colors r off its bc i am drawing this w my screen set at warmest night mode setting bc i have a concussion #also me at my cat at least once a day i want to pick her up and squeeze her til go pop #she LOVES to be picked up and squeezed tho so i can do at least a little cute aggression as a treat #my art

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jasonsbruce · 1 month

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Who are you?

#bitch if you only knew!#jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #arkham knight #batman: the arkham knight #brujay #bruce x jason #my gifs #cat boy jason #strangle #literally #also im using robert pattinson batman skin because he's my favorite batman in live shows/movies #continuing my mission to gif every scene containing jason #just doing my part 🫡#you know it's all fun and games until you arrive at the flashback scenes #frick

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did-sm1-say-catfish · 15 days

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So, i just reread dabis dance after like 4 years, i think? after seeing how it all plays out, indulging in fanwork, watching bits and pieces of the anime, I've learned something.

my takeaway is that touya is a dramatic little shit who loves musical theatre. the dude literally dances around while talking about how his father abused him.

tell me that is not a theatre nerd???

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fala-alfredo-pasta · 23 days

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A very self indulgent tatted and pierced up Ichimatsu thas it

#mr. osomatsu #ichimatsu #ichimatsu matsuno #ososan #osomatsu san #matsuno ichimatsu #my art #suggestive #piercings #tattoos #todomatsu #he's there verbally and spiritually but not emotionally cuz he's tired of ichimatsu's bs #he spends all his money on cat treats -- tattoos--and peircings #the tatts on his body cost a lot more than totty's phone and it pisses totty off lol #ichi: ''yknow monetarily my body is worth more than everyone here.''#totty: ''and yet you look the cheapest why is that? hmm? 💅''#ichi: ''bitter because you desperately want a tattoo but don't have the balls to commit to one huh?''#totty: *holding back tears* "f-fuk you.''#totty caves and finally gets a small tattoo on his thigh #he cries while ichimatsu holds his hands through all of it #ichi's so proud of his baby bro can't even tease him cuz he knows totty is being so brave about it #but also ichimatsu is an even bigger bitch when getting his tatts and literally passes out #every single time because needles man. But totty don't need to know that lol #choro: ''you can get a needle inserted in you for hours at a time but can't sit through one 1 min vaccination??''#ichi: ''it's not the same fappy. I get a cool forever art piece with a tatt. What do i get with a vaccination??''#choro: ''the avoidance of death and illness.''#ichi: ''exactly why prolong my existence here?''#choro: ''we really need to get you a therapist.''#a e i o queue #made and tagged this months ago and forgot i never posted it

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