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what kind of blood sacrifice do I need to make to find a not shitty roommate. jegus fuck.
#came home to a sink full of dirty dishes#a dishwasher also full of dirty dishes that could have been run while I was gone over the weekend#and they left their clothes in the dryer again#also bitched at my cat.#buddy pal this is why I asked a friend to come over and catsit#because you are not a functional or responsible adult#at least I don't live with my parents anymore?#ugh
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a silly lil thing i had in my brain…. more uzurengiyuu… and wives cause they’re pretty
in honors of the newest demon slayer ep frfr
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shinobu, noticing giyuu’s wearing a ring: oh? what’s with the rings??
giyuu; i’m married
shinobu: what-
giyuu: i’m still processing it myself
shinobu: to who?? help me process this…
giyuu: tengen and rengoku
shinobu: WHAT
giyuu: rengoku proposed to me with a half eaten ringpop, tengen had an actual ring, and hina, suma and makio just grabbed me and told me im their husband now
shinobu: … oh my god
giyuu: my bloodline is now secure and i got myself some babes, life is good
shinobu: i can’t believe this
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i’m so sane about them i promise,,, giyuu went from being lonely to having two husbands and three wives, he has that autistic rizz dont fuck with him
sigh…. i love them all
#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#giyuu tomioka#tengen uzui#kyojuro rengoku#kny suma#kny hinatsuru#kny makio#shinobu kocho#<-#i love them sm#don’t worry guys rengoku gave giyuu a blue ringpop for the aesthetic#and yes#giyuu did get picked up by the scruff like a cat by tengens wives#he did not even fight back#pretty women can drag him wherever#he’s so real for that#giyuu my bisexual king#he’s living the dream#lucky bitch#but also good for you man#also i love the canon fact that suma actually really likes giyuu#he’s her fav hashira (also tengen of course)#hashira training arc#rengiyuu#uzugiyuu#uzuren#uzurengiyuu
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RB if ur a R3AL WARRI0R CAT!!!1! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
#warrior cats#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#trans artist#queer art#clip studio paint#my art#izutsumi dungeon meshi#dungeonmeshi#dunmeshi fanart#dungeon meshi fanart#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon fanart#fanart#izutsumi#izutsumi fanart#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi meme#here's a little secret ... I've never read a while warrior cats book#i tried multiple times when i was a kid cause i was obsessed with cats and thought i was a cat#but they confused my little baby brain#that bitch also pretended to have read eragorn or whatever that dragon book was but i never had#i read how to train your dragon#and the abridged kid version of 20000 leagues under the sea after trying and failing to read the real version#and telling ppl i read the real one
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i see matt posted again
#i have Thoughts but i am at work and about to jump into a meeting so#maybe in 3 hours#tony muses#also. sorry to my little cluster of mutuals from Before All This when i reblogged cats mostly#i hope you're all doing well#and sorry to everyone who's like 'mate you never told us in all these years that the job you were bitching about was at The Tumblr Company'#but i think you can probably see why#tumblr meta
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"If you touch her again, I will kill you. Again."
STRANGER THINGS SANS VISAGES S04E09 - The Piggyback (Part I of II)
#el hopper#max mayfield#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#vecna#st sans visage#st gifs#st edit#my gifs#userallisyn#tuserrae#userkam#usersen#userelz#tuseremilia#useraimz#userpunk#tuserashes#tuserblake#dailystrangerthings#fucking FINALLY#I said I would do this on S4's anni but my bitch ass parents lost my cat while I was in NY and that shook me (she's not found but SEEN atp#also yes. split in 2 as people voted....over a month ago HELP#photoshop also crashed as I made the last gif so I lost the coloring combo for these...pour one out for the second gifset#...THE LAST SANS VISAGES SET OF ALL TIME#holy shit lmao
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Stupid fucking cat (affectionate)
#this was mostly an excuse to draw leofard#the sky pirate ever#also i love xiv cait sith#hes a snobby little bitch who cant stop trying to shit on leofard while still helping#its so funny#this lanky ass cat-thing keeps saying he wants to hurl a pirate captain off-board#for being uncouth and not helping for the sake of helping#and leofard is just like. okay lmao u have fun there little cat guy#glorious.#leofard myste#cait sith#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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AND I FOUND JESUS- WHAT A LIAR!
#yeah sorry this isnt faith i am also. A warrior cats fan#anyways shoutout to the little pistols bluestar amv you are the only bitch in this world who understands me#bluestar just like me fr.#my stuff#warrior cats#bluestar
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hello chilaios community . animation meme be upon ye .
OG BY rakkutron ON TIKTOK (?!1?)
#vix moment#guys i miss animation memes#this is my first time properly tweening so uh ...#be nice :')#one may argue that laios is the dog#but laios would never say this about chilchuck#also dog chil is fun to imagine (even though i see him more as a cat)#uhhhhh oh yeah#peep the anime screenshot in there#uhhhhhh#no more notes idk these bitches gay#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilaios#chilchuck tims#laichil#laios#laios touden#art#dunmeshi#OH YEAH#slightly suggestive#i guess ?!
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(POINTING FINGER) YOU ARE A SUN DAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#fields of mistria#fom march#march fom#march fields of mistria#fields of mistria fanart#my art#it may look like im infatuated with march but he is in a competition with ryis for my love#like theyre both at the same level of love....... until the next update then we'll see.#i love my bitch ass cat (march) and he loves me!!! (bitch ass dog)#also look at my farmer!!!!!!! shes so cute!!!!!!!!! i love har!!!#2024
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HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade
"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."
#hazbin hotel#husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#hazbin hotel edit#masquerade#my gifs#character spotlight#Certified Redemption ☑︎#hello hi i'm in love with the kitty man like actually#he NEEDS more screentime in s2 in fact he needs his own episode#PLS PLS she confirmed that we're gonna get to know some (but not all) of the character's backstories in s2 PLEASE LET HUSK BE ONE OF THEM#I'LL ACTUALLY DIE THANK YOU#alright i'm coming back to these tags to point stuff out#first off - the fact that he closes his eyes and shakes his head and reaches up to hold his suspenders before offering actual help#physically hyping himself up to lend a hand even though his whole thing is having an empty shell of a heart - apparently.#AAAAAA#but ALSO#holding his suspenders - self soothing gesture possibly? he knows lending a hand could give way to vulnerability on his end regardless if h#even shares personal information about himself or not - at the BARE MINIMUM he is saying ''look. i care a little. okay?'' by even OFFERING#help to begin with. AND OTHER THING!!!!!!!#the fact that he himself bitched and moaned earlier that episode about how EVERYONNEEE likes to bitch to the bartender#and he talks about how he knows everything about everyone seemingly against his better wishes#it's all part of the job he's forced to do#so you could also look at him shaking his head as a way for him to literally ''shake off'' that attitude because again. HE CARES.#even if it's just a little.#then GODDDDD his reaction to angel breaking down. the way he softens. his ears go down. he looks to the ground.#his ''old crusty heart'' was actually touched - not in the happy way of course. it was pain. struck with sympathy and remorse.#LISTEN I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN CAT OKAY
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BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE THANKS TO FAILSON. literally i've cried tears of happiness more than once because of him. I had a full meal tonight AND dessert...it's not typical for me
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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making eggs and lo and behold. he’s out from under my bed and watching me
#also I just want you guys to know I was in the fucking trenches trying to figure out how to merge the two videos (this one and the next one#literally found no quick solution#and tumblr is a BITCH and won’t let u add a video in a reblog#they literally hate me#my post#I need to figure out what I’m gonna call this cat#john
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it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bernard down in possession of an empty lap, must be in want of a tim drake to sit in it
#that is tim's spot exclusively#that is his lap to sit in to be cradled in#that is his lap to feel safe in#they get a cat one day and tim hatessss that little calico bitch#who the fuck does lovelace think she is curling up in his area#bear doesnt even try to argue anymore#they're at like a family movie night and steph has a spot open next to her#except tim sees bear's open lap and tunnel visions so hard that he never makes to steph#he just flops onto bear's lap and snuggles into the crook of his neck#and bear just has to sit there ears bright red as the rest of family looks on#also tim's not the only one who gets jealous btw#tims got this teddy bear that he dresses up in 🐻 clothes and bear hates the thing#loathes it despises it#if he could throw it away without making tim sad he would#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#tim talking to lovelace: listen to me you little homewrecker. bear's lap is *my* spot okay? that's my big strong man!! not yours!! got it?#🐻 the very next night talking to tim's teddy: listen to me you homewrecker. that is *my* baby!!! my bf to hold!!!#they're like certifiably insane about each other
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A very self indulgent tatted and pierced up Ichimatsu thas it
#mr. osomatsu#ichimatsu#ichimatsu matsuno#ososan#osomatsu san#matsuno ichimatsu#my art#suggestive#piercings#tattoos#todomatsu#he's there verbally and spiritually but not emotionally cuz he's tired of ichimatsu's bs#he spends all his money on cat treats -- tattoos--and peircings#the tatts on his body cost a lot more than totty's phone and it pisses totty off lol#ichi: ''yknow monetarily my body is worth more than everyone here.''#totty: ''and yet you look the cheapest why is that? hmm? 💅''#ichi: ''bitter because you desperately want a tattoo but don't have the balls to commit to one huh?''#totty: *holding back tears* "f-fuk you.''#totty caves and finally gets a small tattoo on his thigh#he cries while ichimatsu holds his hands through all of it#ichi's so proud of his baby bro can't even tease him cuz he knows totty is being so brave about it#but also ichimatsu is an even bigger bitch when getting his tatts and literally passes out#every single time because needles man. But totty don't need to know that lol#choro: ''you can get a needle inserted in you for hours at a time but can't sit through one 1 min vaccination??''#ichi: ''it's not the same fappy. I get a cool forever art piece with a tatt. What do i get with a vaccination??''#choro: ''the avoidance of death and illness.''#ichi: ''exactly why prolong my existence here?''#choro: ''we really need to get you a therapist.''#a e i o queue#made and tagged this months ago and forgot i never posted it
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I think he has cute aggression level 9000
#repcomm#sev#clone commando sev#republic commando#learn to process emotions bitch#if the colors r off its bc i am drawing this w my screen set at warmest night mode setting bc i have a concussion#also me at my cat at least once a day i want to pick her up and squeeze her til go pop#she LOVES to be picked up and squeezed tho so i can do at least a little cute aggression as a treat#my art
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