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Three favorite ships: without surprise zoro & sanji, zoro & luffy, luffy & law (well i'm into so many ships it's indecent, including sanji with the entire earth lmao) + a bonus erwin & levi
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Last movie: the return of the king (lotr my all time favorite trilogy!), and last show was the entire hilda series (loved it, we're never too old okay)
Currently craving: fly to japan and try every food there
Currently reading: first tome of fitz and the fool by robin hobb (huge fan of her saga), mortimer by terry pratchett and op fanfictions by @minniiaa
Fave color: black, bright orange, purple...there's so many!
Fave flavor: never spicyyyy enough
Relationship status: married and very much in love ♡
Last thing i googled: astarion (he's the current crush my husband and i have, we play bg3 together)
Current obsessions: my bunnies, one piece (brainrot is REAL guys), mutual's simblrs, singing while playing djembe (synchro is crazy hard but i'm very stubborn) ♫
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sometimes im lowkey glad they didn’t add atsushi’s black stripe into the anime because i’ve been rereading the manga and simply cannot tell you how many times i have had to stop and stare at it because i STILL can simply not believe it exists
#bsd#bsd atsushi#aesthetically?? SLAPS#i will continue to admit that i only watched bsd in the first place for the visuals and i continue to be in love with them#ESPECIALLY in the manga#so yeah aesthetically? slaps.#thematically? also slaps#SO hard#sskk soulmate vibes? very much slaps they are So in my mind 24/7#this post is a complete lie though because i weep every day that it’s not in the anime#though finding out about after only watching the anime is such an Experience#so obsessed#but also god i do stop to stare at it a lot whenever it’s particularly prominent in any panel#because WOW it sure is a Thing
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Even in 1999??? Wouldn't their manager have had security on hand in case that happened?
#2024 anime rewatch#digimon adventure#my edit#there is otaku and then there is a simp but then there's also the extremely obsessive simps who....how do they live 24/7 without fresh air?#I mean American celebrities were guarded but Japanese security had to have been much stricter with protecting the idols????
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dating satoru and suguru pt. 2 (nsfw hcs under the cut.)
when satoru is away on long missions, you and suguru both practically live in his hoodies that have his scent on them until he comes back
speaking of scents, satoru enjoys expensive colognes, body care, and hair care. if it smells good, he wants it. of course, that meant that you and suguru also had the best brands stacked in the bathroom.
when suguru finally gets you and satoru out of bed, he prepares to-go breakfast sandwiches for all of you.
suguru asked you and satoru if he should cut his hair one day, and both of you screamed "NO" and told him to never ask that crazy shit again
suguru will whisper in yours and satoru's ears just to see how flustered you get. it works. every time.
"let's go to an arcade!" "satoru it's 2am." "so?" (spoiler alert: you three do, in fact, end up at the arcade despite it being 2am)
if satoru isn't suggesting an arcade at 2am, then you're suggesting to go get food. a 24/7 diner in your neighborhood HATES to see you three coming. (especially satoru. remember that scene with the burgers? lmao he can EAT.)
digimon marathons! (you and suguru are NOT allowed to say no)
"uh... whose turn is it to do dishes?"
when suguru notices someone else looking at either you or satoru with interest, he'll kiss you hard. he doesn't share.
both you and suguru call satoru "pretty boy" and he blushes every time
all three of you have a stuffed animal that matches your hair color.
nsfw hcs under the cut [mdni]
satoru and suguru were ALL of your firsts. suguru was the first one to kiss you, finger you, and fuck you; satoru was the first one to suck your tits, eat you out, and cum inside of you.
suguru was super, super gentle during your first time. he was also satoru's first. he loved you both so much and wanted you to be comfortable.
neither of them like it when you touch yourself. if you're horny, they want to take care of it.
suguru is a brat tamer. he handles you and satoru's bratty behavior effortlessly. he loves putting you two back in your place more than anything else.
when satoru was acting up all day, suguru tied him up, then fucked you in front of him. he was only allowed to watch and not touch. by the time you cum on suguru's cock, satoru's stuttering his apologies and begging to touch you both.
suguru loves to watch you and satoru make each other feel good. he'll stroke himself while you ride satoru. even from the side, he was still in charge. you and satoru knew better than to cum without permission.
high tension after an argument? you'll fuck it out.
satoru enjoys pushing suguru until he explodes. suguru's always so irritated bc of work and he'd rather hold it in instead of talking about it, and satoru gets under his skin, so he'll snap and take out all of his frustrations on him.
you do the same. you love it when he's rough. besides, anyone would need the stress relief after putting in long hours as a sorcerer.
suguru also relieves you and satoru's stress. nothing is ever one-sided. he'll please you until you can't take it anymore.
satoru loves your tits. he's obsessed with them, actually. you don't think there's been a day where there weren't any marks on them.
amazing aftercare. all of you spoil the hell out of each other. so much cuddling, so many gentle kisses, and food. all of you love food after sex. you and satoru always whine when suguru leaves the bed to get something from the kitchen because you want to cuddle. "i'm literally going right down the hall. i'll be back."
you're wiping some frosting off of satoru's cheek when he asks you and suguru to watch more digimon. you can't refuse, especially when he's adorably looking up at you both with those beautiful blue eyes of his.
#sigh i love them so much#geto suguru#gojo satoru#satosugu x you#satosugu x reader#suguru x satoru x reader#geto x gojo x reader#written by rey <3#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#gojo imagine#geto imagines#satosugu x reader headcannons#jjk x reader
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Farmhand
Oscar Piastri x Clarkson's Farmer!Reader
summary: Oscar has his visit to the Clarkson Farm and meets a certain animal-centred farm hand (a/n: this is a tiny touch self indulgent as i am obsessed with Clarkson's farm 24/7)
Masterlist / TipJar
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ynusername Season 4 of Clarkson Farm filming underway. Ready to have cameras in my face while I muck out and feed baby animals for the next few months.
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user horse queen
lisahogan come join me in the farm shop
ynusername thats aruguably more camera time no thank you
user came for Jeremy Clarkson, stayed for YN
user her content is amazing
user looking forward to clarkson farm season 4!
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri I don't think I will be farming again anytime soon
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user did you see the video of him struggling to reverse the tractor?
user I saw Kaleb and a girl die of laughter in the background user whos the girl? user she works on the farm, she is really funny in the show
mclaren not such a good driver ?
oscarpiastri a tractor is not an f1 car
kalebcooper had a great time mate! you are more then welcome to try again
oscarpiastri I dont feel like humilating myself infront of people again user I really hope it makes the show
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ynusername week of my furry babies
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user oml so cute!
user what does she do on the farm
user she’s a dog trainer, specifically hunting dogs. she also raises and trains horses user she’s diddly squats animal whisperer
lisahogan I love heart cow, shes my baby
ynusername your next farm baby, one of many!
user did you see her making fun of oscar, the f1 driver?
clarksonsfarm
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clarksonsfarm Filming life back on the farm ready for the next series! Somehow health and safety signed off on a team of camera crew joining farm hand YN on a hack...
Stick around to see how it went
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user I need this footage now
user I cannot wait for this season, I bet there will be more YN screen time
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ynusername Twas a great time, no accidents, no issues with birds, perfect...
user OMG tell us what happened ynusername ;) kalebcooper Happy I was not there ynusername It was fun!
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oscarpiastri Back in my type of vehicle. I can drive this.
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user clarkson farm reference!
user P3 Qualifying!
ynusername Good luck
liked by oscarpiastri user OMG Its her! user who? user Watch Clarksons's farm on amazon user Jeremy clarkson..? user YUP
landonorris still so jealous you got to drive a tractor
landonorris I asked, no one will let me oscarpiastri aww poor you user i cannot imagine lando driving a tractor mclaren you are too much of a liability for us to let you do that landonorris But you LET OSCAR?! user hes 1 sec away from downloading a tractor simulator
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ynusername Order of preference, horses>dogs>racecars>cows>sheep>people
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user why are people so low...
ynusername because animals are less likely to be sassier than me, which is how i like it user thats honestly so real
lisahogan that order is respectable, but race cars?
ynusername your parter is JEREMY CLARKSON? lisahogan true
user No that reaction to F1 is my resting face while watching
oscarpiastri dogs win
ynusername you need to meet more horses user CROSSOVER?!?!
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oscarpiastri Got told I needed to meet more horses by a dog trainer
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user is he just living at clarksons farm
user his second home
ynusername I train, raise, and breed horses too silly
oscarpiastri but you are still a dog trainer ynusername hunting dogs user YN calling Oscar 'silly' is the highlight of my life
user is that his girlfriend
user no she works on the farm he is visiting, Jeremy Clarkson's farm user he could be visiting her at his farm because he is dating her user he definitely likes her though
mclaren horses on the track next?
user admin is a genius user barrel racing, jumping user put all f1 drivers on ponies, and get them to race
landonorris you are a walking insurance risk. Tractors, horses, yet i can do nothing @ McLaren play fair
mclaren we'll get you a Shetland pony landonorris'll take it
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mclaren Race day and entertaining a special guest, happy to get them out of farming gear
@ ynusername
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user God oscars hands are hot
ynusername whats wrong with my farm gear
user yn hurting at admins comments mclaren farm clothes are stil nice, but our merch is better ynusername thank you for it all !!
user Clarkson farm crossover to the next level
user Oscar is going to end up living on a farm no way is YN giving up her horses and dogs
user who said anything about them living together? are they even dating? user sure looks like it
oscarpiastri Definitely sticking with cars over horses
ynusername I'll try again and again landonorris can I? ynusername Sorry I'm not allowed to let you landonorris @ mclaren this is unfair!!
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ynusername Had to absolute pleasure of riding the first horse I bred, raised, and sold. Love you peanut butter xx FT my baby and my pupper
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user shes taken, damn
user I love that fact the first chance she had to name a horse she called it peanut butter
ynusername he looks just like it !! user she must have done a good job, that's a fancy ass stable
user I bet thats Oscar piastri
user oh yeah 1000%
oscarpiastri such beautiful animals
ynusername my children oscarpiastri such beautiful children ynusername yay user he is down bad
lisahogan we missed you these two weeks, but happy you had a good time
lisahogan give oscar our love user DID SHE JUST
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oscarpiastri You can take my love out of the farm but you can't take the farm out of my love
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user CONFIRMATION HES TAKEN
user she is stunning
user ITS YN, omg she got so lucky
user imagine if Oscar did not go to the farm
user faTEE!!
ynusername I am never leaving the farm
oscarpiastri done. ynusername done what... oscarpiastri sold my apartment in Monaco. ynusername I what. Huh, we should talk about this no oscarpiastri I'll learn to stand the farm smell for you ynusername ITS NOT A BAD SMELL
mclaren Cuties
user mother hen mclaren user mastermind
landonorris he can date the farm girl and driver tractors and ride horses and I can't get on a horse?
mclaren one time pass landonorris @ ynusername LETS GO HORSERIDING ynusername YESSS user this feels like an odd interaction oscarpiastri their entire relationship is an odd interation
#social media au#social au#f1#formula one#formula 1#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri oneshot#oscar piastri fluff#smau#formula 1 imagine#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 fic#f1 2024#clarksons farm
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𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗔 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗡𝗔𝗣𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘

pairing: chris sturniolo x fem!reader
summary: chris with a girlfriend who is obsessed with naps/naps all the time
warnings/notes: established relationships, i love naps, my favourite things
- you love naps, you’re obsessed
- always down for one
- you can nap anytime, anywhere
- cars, planes, beds, couches, you name it
- you probably have an iron deficiency
- #hot girl shit
- you can and will fall asleep in the most uncomfortable positions and in any positions really: crisscross, curled up, head leaning on your knees, on your back, starfish, etc
- you could call yourself an expert 💅💅
- you look two ways when you’re sleeping: peaceful . . . or a victorian child dying on the plague
- that tiktok trend? that’s you, and you own it
- and chris had definitely posted you to that
- if not him, either nick or matt
- you also look like that polar bear waking from hibernation when you wake up
- or you went through a tornado
- dorothy from the wizard of oz who?
- so many pictures and clips of you alseep in the background of a video, tiktok, livestream, etc
- the triplets were filming a walk though of the tour bus and you’re just fast asleep in chris’s bunk wrapped in your blanket
- a lot of your friends bereals are you sleeping
- have a humidifier in your room at your house/apartment
- sleep with rain sounds on
- a shit ton of stuffed animals
- and that will be the same for chris’s bed
- they’ll take up most of the space on the bed and he will have a leg hanging off
- you refuse to take them off unless he begs
- you feel bad 😭😭 they’re you kids, you have to care for them
- spend a lot of money on stuffed animals, pillows, and blankets
- comfy fit 24/7
- uggs, sweatshirts, sweatpants, like a living and breathing fresh love ad
- everyone’s jealous
- chris loves you for it, but also dislikes it sometimes because it’s his clothes and he’ll want to wear them
- slippers 24/7
- naps with him!
- most cuddle sessions will end up as nap sessions
- or you alseep on top of him while chris is stuck sessions
- he says he hates it (he secretly loves it)
- a lot of the time even watching movies or hanging out will end up with you alseep in his lap because he likes to run his fingers through your hair (if it won’t mess it up and it’s not styled, scalp if he can) and your skin
- will carry you to bed
- you always wake up disoriented and covered in marks from the bedsheets pressing into you (signs of a good nap)
- you react to the word nap like a dog does to the word treat
- always excited for bed
- definition of snug as a bug in a rug
- you were an avid after school napper
- one of the only consistent things in your life
- you’re fighting a literal WAR between two and five pm to stay awake
- you fully expect (and deserve) a medal for staying awake 🏅🏅
- and you’re grumpy if you don’t have one. you were rude? you were acting like a bitch? didn’t have your nap.
- someone comments on how you sleep to much? immediately dislike
- like sis . . . what’s it to you?
- unless it’s a health concern, and even then, mouth. shut.
- if you’re sick, you’re napping/sleeping even more than you already do
- you’re the first one asleep at all nighters
- nick jokes that you might love sleeping more than you love chris
- . . . don’t tell him that.
- just kidding! . . .
- some of your favourite tiktoks are the ones where you get to choose where you’re sleeping
- you sleep talk sometimes (mostly gibberish) but not a lot, maybe like once or twice a month
- but you absolutely have had full on conversations with people and your answers make sense, and you will not remember them at all
- “hey, do you remember when i told you about that idea i had?” “no, when was this?” “last night.” “oh.”
- NAPS WITH TREVOR
- that dog lovesss you
- and loves taking naps with you
- will also nap with you in the car if you’re going on a road trip with chris and his family
- you love the feeling of his weight in your lap
- you’re a MENACE to wake up
- there have been times where chris just gives up and let’s you sleep if it’s not important because it’s taken him too long (he also gets lazy)
- a lot of the time it’s on their couch because you love their couch
- it’s so comfy, you’re favourite thing
- PISSED if you’re woken up by something stupid
- like one of the boys will make a loud noise and then they’ll all stand there like ‘oh shit’
- if you wake up and chris isn’t with you but he’s in the house, you’ll make a beeline to him and just hug him
- probably fall asleep in his arms standing up
#emma writes#chris sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo x you#sturniolo x reader#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo#x reader#x fem!reader#imagine#preferences#youtube preferences#youtube#youtuber
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Boyfriend Headcanons



Pairing: Jude Bellingham x Reader
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Author's note: Another request, thank you anon! Enjoyyy 🫂🩷
He’s not joking when he says it was love at first sight.
That boy saw you and you knocked the wind out of him. Like, every single cheesy love song suddenly made sense to him. Not that he’s complaining.
“Babe, I saw you, and I was done for.” And he means it. Really means it.
Jude is a serious simp. Like, on another level. No shame though.
He is the sweetest, most thoughtful boyfriend in the world.
He is the type of boyfriend to leave little notes in random places, like in your bag or on the mirror.
“Missed you already” or “You’re my favorite part of the day” in his messy handwriting.
He has your favorite snacks on hand 24/7, tucking them in your bag when you’re not looking. He gets so excited picturing you reaching in later and lighting up.
He’s the biggest tease in the world, not letting a day pass without some good natured ribbing.
Everyone knows he’s extremely competitive. You would think that he would be a gentleman and let you win when you two play games but no. He lost? Oh, he’s pouting until you bribe him with kisses all over his face.
Jude is low-key so overprotective. He keeps you close in a crowd, hand firmly laced with yours.
Also, Jude 100% knows the sidewalk rule. He always makes sure you walk outside of the sidewalk.
He’s the type of boyfriend to show that he cares for you in the smallest ways.
Always peeling the straw for you, sliding the salt over in case you need it during dinner, adjusting your scarf if it’s chilly.
By the way, you only bring your wallet for decoration when you’re out with him. He’s got you covered, period.
He’s the most supportive boyfriend ever. Whatever you’re passionate about, he’s right there. Cheering you on, sending encouraging texts before a big day, asking hundred questions about it.
He’s also the definition of impulsive gift-giver.
You remind him the color of that sweater? He’s already bought it. Found a mug with a cheesy pun you’d love? Done. “Can never have too much,” he says with a smirk.
He’s absolutely obsessed with the bond you have with his family. His parents adore you and he couldn’t be happier about that but, but, truth be told, he finds the fact that you and Jobe are always ganging up on him very annoying.
He’s an actual cuddle monster. Literally. If you’re with him and he doesn’t have his arms wrapped around you, what is he doing?
He swears his arms were “made to hold you,” but he also loves resting his head on your chest, loving when you play with his hair. The little spoon sometimes is his spot.
He says he loves to cook but that is the biggest lie known to a man. He just loves being in the kitchen while you’re cooking. He’ll sing into the spatula, mess with the ingredients, and kiss your neck until you end up doing most of the work.
“Just here for moral support,” he’ll say, grinning while you roll your eyes.
Subtle PDA is his specialty. He doesn’t go overbroad, but he’ll lace his fingers with yours in public, place his hand on your lower back, squeeze your thigh and lean in just close enough to let everyone know you’re his.
Good morning texts, guaranteed. Whether it’s his sleepy face selfie from bed, a quick snap from training, or a random shot of something that reminds him of you, he makes sure you start your day with a smile.
He asks the most random questions at the most random moments. You could be lounging on the couch with him and he’d be like “If animals could talk, which one you reckon would be the rudest?” Or, “Who do you think would win in a dance off, me or my coach?”
You both have tons of inside jokes. Sometimes it takes a one look or a one word and you’re both cracking up uncontrollably.
He is actually obsessed with snapping candid shots of you. Whether you’re laughing with friends, squinting at the menu, or lost in thought, he loves capturing you in your most natural moments.
Jude has this adorable habit of kissing your forehead at the most random times. If you’re talking excitedly about something, he’ll suddenly lean over, press a kiss to your forehead, and say, “I love how passionate you get about this.”
When he does it in public, he’ll pull you close with a slight smirk, like he’s silently telling everyone around just how much he adores you.
He’s memorized exactly how you like your coffee and surprises you with it just the way you like when you’re feeling lazy in the morning.
If you’re still in bed, he’ll bring it to you, placing a gentle kiss on your shoulder to wake you.
Sometimes, he’ll try to make cute designs in the foam but laugh when they look more like blobs.
He’ll randomly offer you a piggyback ride, even if you’re just walking a short distance. He claims it’s because he’s “keeping you safe” but really just loves carrying you around.
If you’ve had a long day, he’ll give you a piggyback ride all the way to bed, tucking you in with a soft kiss on your forehead and a cheeky, “Lucky I’m here, huh?”
When he’s away, he leaves you cute, funny voice notes throughout the day. They range from “Hey, miss you” to “Guess what I saw today?”
Sometimes, he tries to make up a song about you, laughing through it because he’s making up random lyrics that don’t rhyme.
Whenever you have a small problem, like a squeaky door, a broken lamp, or your favorite necklace clasp breaking, Jude takes it as his personal mission to fix it, even if he doesn’t know how.
He’s ridiculously proud when he finally fixes something and says he’s “earning boyfriend points.”
Jude often talks about the future with you in it. He’ll casually say things like, “When we have a place together…” or “Our future kids would be the cutest,” and then he’ll get adorably shy, rubbing the back of his neck, realizing what he just said.
In conclusion, Jude Bellingham is a huge boyfriend material.
#jude bellingham#jude bellingham x reader#jude x reader#jude bellingham fluff#jude bellingham imagine#jude imagines#jude bellingham fanfic#jude bellingham x you#jude bellingham x y/n#football imagine#football player x reader#football fic#imagine#real madrid
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ellie headcanons ..!



warnings : literally none, perfectly sfw 😍😍
content: loser!ellie x reader, more ellie-focused than relationship focused (sorryyyy 😞😞)
authors note: i’ve literally never done headcanons omg 😓 this is js my random ramblings 🔥🔥🔥
pt. 2 ! taglist!!!! masterlist!!
- send you an excessive amount of reels. every 5 seconds. cute cats, random facts about space, stuff she thinks is funny, it all goes to you.
- definitely had a “rock collection” when she was little, but she was so ???? excessive with it??? like every time she saw a rock she picked it up. she walked so weird bc her pockets were just FULL OF ROCKS.
- also, was literally the grimiest kid ever. playing in ROLLING IN the mud, going snail hunting when it rained!!! she was the kid that would go in the bushes and mess w rolly pollies all the time for NO REASON.
- is weirdly good at fishing?? joel took her all the time, and shes a self proclaimed “fishing master”
- WAYYY clumsy. always running into a wall, tripping on air, or missing steps on the stairs (smh its cuz of that damn phone 😒😒)
- im so into the whole “adam sandler” fits cuz its so true. esp during the summer, its some stupid t shirt that says “master baiter” and a pair of old basketball shorts.
- speaking of t shirts, she’s def the type to own an absurd amount of dumb t shirts.
- gets all her clothes from like, walmart and goodwill. she does not CARE!!!
- cuts her own hair too 🤞🏽🤞🏽 shes soooo self sufficient 😍😍😍
- bites. she is such a biter.
- speaking of, i feel like she js has to have something in her mouth constantly. gum, random pieces of plastic, bottle caps, pens, anything 😞
- speaking of mouths (wow sierra so many connections!!!) she def had braces , but she hates wearing her retainer so her teeth are like ever-so-slightly fucked up
- is AMAZING at committing to the bit. she will drag it for DAYSSS if you don’t tell her to stop. once did a (awful) british accent for 4 days until you threw something at her and told her to shut the fuck up
- definitely not shy, just kind of…odd. she’ll talk to anyone that talks to her, she just doesn’t really approach people.
- weird obsession with pickles. has a pickle stuffed animal with a mustache and glasses that she bought from goodwill
- hangs up so much stuff on her walls!!!! tickets, old notes, cards, pictures of people, drawings, old tickets, literally anything she thinks looks cool
- obsessed with rollercoasters!!! she took you to the fair for your first date
- also like- very good at fair games. she’s so cocky about it too, you’ll go home with like 20 stuffed animals she won for you and she’ll carry ALL OF THEM with the stupidest smile on her face
- wears all of joels old contractor-workwear clothes during the colder months
- trys so hard to be “mysterious” but she’s never actually doing anything so she just does stuff like not telling you what movie she’s watching or what she’s eating
- also just texts you 24-7!!! like every time she’s doing something she’s like “i made a quesadilla” “i went to the store” “i took a shower” she just looooves keeping you updated
- tries to raise one eyebrow but ends up just squinting one eye. so funny 😞😞
- really good at solving rubix cubes???
- definitely had a fuck ass bob at one point
- GLASSES. that is all. glasses.
- listens to so much dad rock, midwest emo, indie, she LOVES male manipulator music!! but like she isn’t like thatttt shes so niceeee 😞😞
- mostly calls you babe/baby, she’ll call you really dumb pet names as a joke like “pookie” 😭😭
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Hii! I’d love to see some slasher possessive tendencies (nothing dramatic, just small things that show how obsessed they are with their s/o). And I’d love to see Brahms included please and thank you! 👀💕
Ello! Most of slashers are incredibly possessive😭 good luck with that.
Gender neutral s/o!
Slashers being obsessive and possessive of their s/o
Brahms
Physical touch. His hands are always on them. ESPECIALLY around when yall are around other people. Others have to know that they are together!!!
Goes with s/o EVERYTHERE. They must go to shop with them! Wanna go outside and walk in peace and silence in garden? Uhh nah he wanna go with you! Even if s/o asks nicley to leave tjem be he might spy on them :[
Will share everything with s/o! His clothes? Our clothes you mean! Please wear his shirts! Its also vice versa, s/o's jewellery and clothes are also his. They gonna catch him using their favourite cologne or wearing their jewellery!
Wants to hold hands 24/7, doesnt care if s/o sweats! He loves them too much~
Sometimes s/o can wake up and this guy will be glued to them! Im taking wrapped arms and legs around them and s/o can feel his chest moving up cuz its so close😭
Asa Emory
Bro is not letting them leave his warehouse. Yeah sweetie he loves you but you are just too too perfect for him to let you go :[
Bonds by watching animal documentaries about bugs btw
Picks clothes for s/o. He takes your style and preferences in his mind but usually forgets and just buys what would look good on you (at least what he finds cute)
Not very clingy
Lets them paint his nails if they are nice enough
EXTREMELY jelous. S/o mentioned that some guy smiled to them when they were buying groceries? He will get offended😭
The hush
8 years later and I still have no clue what his name was??? Let's call him John because people seem to call him that
John will keep his hand AND eyes on them. Hands on their legs, shoulder, or just holding their hand (thats rare, normal affection with this Goober? Nahh)
Constantly staring at them, looming around and looking what they lover is up to (up to no good surely)
Makes them play video games with him or watch them play
Checks their phone when they are asleep cuz he gotta know everything
Micheal Myers
👁👁
No touching, no verbal nor physical affecion
Dude will hit them with 👍 on daily basis
He seems like he doesnt care, like he has them around for no reason. But of God, this guy knows everything about them. He watches them daily. You can't find Micheal? Oh dont worry sweetie he is keeping you safe, just dont look thrue window :3
Extreme jelousy, s/o can bearly talk to people😭
Okay okay I lied with no touching, its just rare! Sometimes he rests his head on top of theirs or puts his hands on their shoulders or hips
If s/o makes something from him (like drawing, peace of jewellery. Hell, even if they gift him random rock or something) that dude if gonna wear it till the end of the world, even if it breaks off? He has pockets or tape. Even if s/o skill improved and they made better? The more the marrier, he wants all!
Billy Lenz
Gets jelous when s/o gives too much affection and love to their pet
Lays on top of them
Bites, licks, woofs? As a sign of affection and love
He wants the bite marks or Hickeys to be visable so s/o friends know that they are taken!
Not as extreme as Micheal or Asa. S/o could have 2week trip to Egypt and as far as he gets to call them whenever he wants, he is fine
I still remember one time that someone requested Billy Lenz fic, asking for 'sloppy toppy' and it was 4 am and I didnt know what it was so I googled it and I kinda laughed very loudly and my mom woke up and took my pc away for month :( I wrote the fic btw
Anyways, barks at people when he gets jelous
Some of their behaviours might sound toxic or are literal red flag, but POOKIE THOSE ARE MURDERS😭🙏😱 idk if I still got the skill to write, it was a wild 8month break
#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#billy lenz#billy lenz x reader#micheal myers#brahms heelsire#brahms x reader#micheal myers x reader#asa emory x reader#the collector x reader
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Been obsessing over the idea of a Whumper who wants to live out a stereotypical family fantasy so they kidnap a few Whumpees to do it.
One Whumpee is their spouse. Whumpee is beautiful and caught Whumper's eye. They had a promising future before, but now they're stuck in this housewife role and have to suck up to their captor. They feel worse because they already have someone they love.
Another Whumpee is the kid. Whumper chose this one because of their small size and/or cute features. They have a cute bedroom, childish clothes, and limited access to information so they don't get too smart. They're also drugged most of the time so enjoy naps.
The last Whumpee is the pet. This one gets treated the worst. They have to act like a dog 24/7 and play fetch with the kid. Bonus points if this Whumpee was super cocky before and are now treated like an animal.
Whumper is the head of the household and makes sure everyone else stays in line. They want their family to be perfect, but they aren't against violence. They'll torture the Whumpees until "they love them again".
The Whumpees all befriend each other and plan to escape. They have to be careful so Whumper doesn't catch them, but they can't stay here.
#if anyone wants to write a whump/psychological thriller story but can't think of a premise#here you go#intimate whumper#creepy whumper#yandere whumper#whump#whump prompt#whumpblr#whump writing#whump tropes#conditioned whumpee#domestic whump#whumpee turned caretaker#pet whump#dude just play the Sims
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hai,,,, guess who's also obsessed with logan also,,,, I was wondering if you could do a wolverine x male reader who has wings? maybe his wings got matted or dirty from something like idk rain or just fighting a lot,,, I'm just insane over this man have complete freedom over this :3c
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AN: I love animal-like powers so much. Which is why I love Wolverine. I hope you enjoy it! {Roi Instrumental for music}
Characters: Logan "Wolverine" Howlett x Male! Mutant! Reader
A grunt escapes your lips as you pluck the ruined feathers from your wings. The only thing that heavily irritated you was when people would try to shoot you down from the sky. Now here you are, plucking out the damaged feathers. They will always grow back stronger. But the process is and will always be painful.
"What are you doing?" A husky and deep voice could be heard from behind you. There is only one person who could be the owner of that voice. The Logan Wolverine Howlett. You decide to just ignore him and continue the process of maintenance. You could hear a low growl leave from him. Logan knew you were ignoring him. He couldn't even care as to why.
His eyes land on the blood on your hands. Your blood. The smell was thick and intoxicating. Minute by minute, it seemed the scent was getting stronger and stronger. Something primal switched in him as he marched right in front of you. He grabs onto your wrist. "You're just going to get it infected. Let me do it." You glance at him suspiciously.
You two never really got along. You are one of Scott's friends, and once you learned who Logan was, his persistence in taking Jean away from him made alarm bells go throughout your body. 'What a dickhead.' You always thought. In truth, Logan was an asshole. Someone who did what he wanted, how he wanted, and when he wanted. It would be a lie if you weren't jealous of his brazen attitude. But being an asshole 24/7? Yeah, that award definitely goes to him.
Imagine your surprise when you see the softness in his eyes as he stares down at you. It just didn't fit the idea you painted of him. He is the asshole, after all, right? "Just... let me do it." Logan doesn't know what came over him.
So, that's how you are now. Sitting still for Logan to properly take care of your wings. A slight shiver goes down your spine when Logan caresses a few feathers. You didn't know Logan had caught notice of it, the way your shoulders had slightly tensed and relaxed within a second. He decided not to comment on it but began to gaze all over your body. The warmth that radiates off your body. Who knew something that usually goes undetected could be so comforting?
To say the least, your viewpoint on Logan possibly softened. You wouldn't tell him that though.
#wolverine x reader#headcanons with kaita#logan howlett#wolverine#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x male reader#x male reader
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Yandere! Neko Hybrid

Note that this is a reupload from my previous blog @hyerinrose
T/W : Obsessive behaviour, possessive behaviour, your hybrid has attachment and abandonment issues, add trust issues to the list, marking, biting, alluded to other methods of marking
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💌Yandere! Neko Hybrid who were abandoned by his previous owner after they were deemed as 'not being good enough' for them.
🎀Yandere! Neko Hybrid who were close to dying from the cold until you came across him and out of the kindness of your heart, took him in.
💌Yandere! Neko Hybrid who were understandably distrustful of you for the first week and would hide whenever you enter the room they were in. Eventually though, he warmed up to you once he sees that you genuinely cared for him. Maybe it's fine for him to trust you, his sweet owner.
🎀Yandere! Neko Hybrid who lets you pet him and touch his ears, something that would cost you having battle scars in the past. They also had a habit of following you around the house or wherever you go, which you find it cute! Except for when they try to follow you to the bathroom.
💌Yandere! Neko Hybrid who started to be clingy with you. He'd demand hugs and cuddles at every moment of the day and would whine if you denied him of it. Personal space doesn't exist anymore because of them, they'd always wanted to be attached to you 24/7.
🎀Yandere! Neko Hybrid who became territorial of you once he caught a whiff of scent that doesn't belong to neither he or you. You had taken a stop at an animal shelter to find your kitty a friend or even adopt a different type of hybrid. You were seeing another hybrid? Are you trying to replace him?
💌Yandere! Neko Hybrid who bit and nuzzle at you to try to lay his mark on you. They must rid of that disgusting stench of that other hybrid's scent on you and make you smell like them. Only them.
🎀 "Ne, master, seems like I need to use another way to mark you as mine. Prepare yourself, master"
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#yandere male x reader#yandere x reader#yandere#tw: yandere#yandere oc#gender neutral reader#yandere x y/n#yandere x you#yandere x darling#yandere male
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F1 Driver Dating Headcanons | Fem! Reader |
Includes: Charles, Max, Oscar, And Lando
Disclaimer: these might be unrealistic but they are ofc headcanons. Also, I might do a part 2 of more or different drivers? Not edited.
Charles Leclerc *°:⋆ₓₒ
A gentle lover.
Would do anything and everything for you. You want a specific food? He'll go pick it up for you. Looking at something online? He'll buy it for you. Literally everything and anything.
Like, "No Charles is okay, I don't need it right now, and plus it's too much." and he would be like, "No if you want it'll get it, anything for you." and then he would buy it even if you still say its too much or something like that.
He reminds me of a puppy, so I imagine him following you everywhere. However, if it was somewhere where there's a big crowd or a bunch of fans hell be in front to protect you.
I feel like he's more of a romantic person with dates and gestures.
like candle-lit dinners, flowers all the time, fancy dinners and outings, etc.
Would compliment you 24/7 in the sweetest ways whenever, wherever, about whatever.
Max Verstappen .。*゚+.*.。
A dominant domestic lover.
His priorities are you and your safety.
He would most definitely be mad if someone hurt you. Like for example, if someone bumped into you at an event he would probably give them a slightly dirty look and then pull you closer to him so you do not get bumped again.
Would be really sweet with you.
On his hands and knees for you.
Like if you're sick, by the time you wake up there's a cup of tea, soup, and medicine. Or if you need help grabbing something would already be reaching for it. It's like he's 2 steps ahead of you but in a sweet way.
I think he would definitely like to hear about the little things about you. how your day was, or plans you have.
I also think he would like shopping with you for some reason, like showing him or trying on clothes that you like. its like a mini fashion show for him but with you as the model.
Oscar Piastri ✧・゚: *
I feel like he would be the type of boyfriend that would meet your friends or family, and they initially think that he's mean or cold, but over time they realize he's really sweet and nice.
I think he would secretly make a playlist for you or about you. Like songs that remind him of you or that he knows you like.
He would probably form this by playing random music during drives and keeping note of what you like, and then once he has time he puts them into a playlist for you that he plays when you're with him or if he misses you.
He's probably more of a quality time lover. He enjoys doing things with you and he has dates that revolve around that.
I feel like he's the type to give random gifts for no reason at all. Like he just shows up with flowers, jewelry, or a book or something.
for example, he would randomly show up with a stuffed animal or something he saw while he was away and explain that he saw it and thought of you so he bought it to give you.
I think he would like to keep your guy's relationship more private but not secret.
Lando Norris ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
I think he would be a touchy bf. (Love language is physical touch)
He always has to be touching you at all times, whether that be holding your hand, hand on your hip, or having his hand on the small of your back.
You guys do "childish things" as dates. Like an arcade, coloring books, building legos, or board game nights. Though, on the other hand, I also think there's a side where it's more "romantic", like nice dinners or something fancy. It would be a mix but either way it's something special.
obsessed bf x pretty gf type beat.
If you ask him to take pictures for you or of you he would be making sure you look good and he's getting the best pictures he can get as if it's his 9-5 job.
You would also probably get messages from Oscar during the season telling you how he won't shut up about you.
I feel like he would buy matching things with you, like jewelry, hoodies, or even something that's just the same color.
I think he would soft-launch your relationship tbh, but once it's public he wont shut up about you.
I hope that you guys like this (sorry that it's so short) & thank you so much for 500 notes on my last fic <3
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Lucifer Birthday Fun Fact Special 100 Facts
1. In the Celestial realm, Lucifer was a seraph
2. When Lilith went to earth to meet her boyfriend, Lucifer would secretly follow and spy on them
3. Lucifer is the reason Leviathan is obsessed with anime
4. When asked if he prefers cats or dogs, Lucifer simply stated Cerberus
5. Lucifer is the one who originally tamed Cerberus and was forced by Diavolo to adopt him
6. Lucifer sometimes compares himself to Barbatos
7. Lucifer cannot make Diavolo’s favorite food, last time he tried, Diavolo texted MC pleading with them not to allow Lucifer to make it again
8. In the celestial realm, Lucifer had a friendly rivalry with Michael, his co-leader
9. Simply out of spite, Lucifer visited the celestial realm’s first planetarium before Michael had a chance because he knew Michael would want to do so first
10. Lucifer and Simeon sometimes took naps together in the celestial realm
11. Lucifer considered Simeon his brother before the great celestial war
12. Lucifer didn’t realize he’d become a demon after being cast out of heaven until Barbatos pointed it out
13. The first time Lucifer visited the Devildom he critiqued the low quality soil
14. Lucifer loves flowers, specifically roses, he sometimes cross breeds them and takes such good care of them that Mammon feared for his life when he accidentally sat on one
15. Mammon is Lucifer’s favorite
16. Out of his brothers, Lucifer trusts Mammon the most
17. Lucifer sees techno pop as “cacophonous bleep-bloop music”
18. Lucifer has a big collection of cursed records
19. Lucifer had six wings until he ripped off two of them in anger, these wings combined with his overwhelming hatred became Satan
20. In Nightbringer it is revealed Lucifer actually had twelve wings from his father but never displayed all of them because they got in the way
21. Lucifer originally only intended to leave the celestial realm but after Lilith was sentenced to be erased from existence he escalated to a war
22. Lucifer went to meet Diavolo for the first time because Michael tricked him into it
23. Even in the Celestial realm, Lucifer’s punishments were physical and extremely harsh
24. Lucifer is skilled with multiple musical instruments. He’s most mentioned playing the piano but he’s also seen playing the violin, the drums, and a guitar
25. Lucifer loves classical music
26. Lucifer regularly goes to music shops to buy cursed records
27. Lucifer loves the theatre and after seeing a good play will ramble on about them and quote his favorite parts
28. Lucifer prefers his tea to be on the stronger side
29. Lucifer let his brothers believe Lilith died in the war so they wouldn’t have to suffer knowing they couldn’t ever see her again
30. Lucifer lied to Diavolo and trapped Belphegor in the attack to protect him from Diavolo’s wrath as Belphegor was considered treasonous
31. Lucifer once got so mad at Diavolo that he strung him up from the ceiling along with Solomon who plotted his murder
32. Lucifer is the only one who has attempted to attack MC more than once
33. Lucifer is the reason Luke is called a chihuahua
34. The first thing Lucifer does every morning is check for messages from MC
35. Lucifer supports Levi going to karaoke but only because he is constantly woken up in the middle of the night by his singing
36. Lucifer is ambidextrous
37. The painting in Lucifer’s is room is an artistic interpretation of his fall from grace
38. Lucifer works to the point of passing out. Diavolo bribes him to sleep by threatening to make a picture of him sleeping his lock screen
39. At the end of season one after forming a pact with MC, one of the player’s options leads to a sequence strongly suggesting the two have sex
40. Lucifer kept Asmodeus around him in the celestial realm because he wanted to be surrounded by the most beautiful angels
41. Lucifer recommended Beelzebub to become a seraph
42. Lucifer is not a morning demon
43. Lucifer think Beelzebub binging food is cute so he indulges him sometimes by buying lots of food
44. Lucifer watches horror movies with Mammon when Mammon is too scared to watch it by himself
45. Lucifer is the second tallest of his brothers, just slightly shorter than Beelzebub
46. When Lucifer accidentally forgot to save Diavolo in a virtual reality game the only reason Diavolo forgave him so quickly is because MC convinced Lucifer to meow cutely
47. Lucifer has frequent headaches caused by the intense stress his brothers give him
48. During Christmas, Lucifer stays up all night to deliver his brothers’ gifts
49. Lucifer had a Devil tube channel where he hid his identity as he told stories. He stopped after a week when Belphegor and Satan found out.
50. Lucifer holds onto items for sentimental value but hides this. Simeon sees through the lies.
51. Lucifer has secretly kept the portraits his brothers made of him in art class
52. There are many large portraits of Lucifer across the Devildom including one in the RAD Library
53. When Lucifer fell he landed where the RAD colosseum would eventually be built
54. Lucifer asked Diavolo to pull some strings to get Mammon the car he worked hard to afford
55. In the celestial realm Lucifer was more blunt and rude because he was already seen as perfect, in the Devildom he is calm and composed so others will see him as perfect since this is no longer the obvious assumption
56. Lucifer can read other people’s memories
57. Lucifer once took Simeon’s phone to text Luke asking his opinion on the brothers. Luke was angry when he found out and insisted Simeon get a lock which confused Simeon
58. When Mammon was put under an angelic spell he gave away everything he loved. He was depressed after being freed from the spell. Lucifer let Mammon use his credit card to buy everything he wanted to cheer him up again.
59. The only existing picture of Lucifer shirtless is owned by Diavolo who does everything in his power to keep it away from Lucifer
60. Lucifer puts spells on his brothers and himself to prevent photos being taken of him when he doesn’t want any
61. Lucifer once threw Levi into the ocean when Levi disguised himself as an octopus to try and take photos of Lucifer
62. Lucifer was the only one to believe in Mammon in the celestial realm and the only one who could control him so he kept Mammon by his side as his personal assistant
63. When Levi’s game affected the real world causing every doorway to lead somewhere different, Lucifer kept running into Mephistopheles who wouldn’t stop complaining to him
64. Lucifer helps the brothers kidnap MC in season 2 to prevent them from returning to the human world
65. Lucifer often has tea parties with Barbatos where they discuss and try new teas
66. Lucifer, Michael, and Raphael used to drink heavily together in the celestial realm.
67. One of the first things Raphael and Lucifer did after reuniting was get drunk together
68. When one of Solomon’s dishes backfired as usual, Satan actually managed to cast all his pain to Lucifer who had to then endure the side effects two times as much as everyone else
69. When his brothers acted up, Lucifer actually turned them in Test Name Sheets
70. Lucifer and MC once pretended to be a couple to scare off Lucifer’s fan club
71. Lucifer is uncomfortable around Solomon because he feels like he actually needs to use a lot of his strength to defeat Solomon
72. Lucifer is constantly avoiding Solomon trying to make a pact with him by casting spells on food and gifts that will persuade Lucifer to want to make a pact
73. Whenever Lucifer leaves the house overnight he puts a ward on his room to prevent his brother from getting in
74. Lucifer ring of light is inscribed with “Blessed be the bringer of light”
75. Lucifer’s nickname in the celestial realm was the morning star. He now uses this as his last name.
76. One of Lucifer’s favorite shows is The Tarot Games. He and Diavolo are working together to convince Barbatos to watch it too
77. Lucifer used to play the piano to help Belphegor fall asleep
78. Lucifer and Simeon were once so close that they sometimes can still tell what the other is thinking
79. Lucifer is shown to really enjoy camping to the point he isn’t bothered when a serial killer shows up
80. Satan is considered by Lucifer to be the safest option for MC to date in season one
81. Once as an angel Lucifer accidentally ate all the chocolates he and his brothers’ had and blamed it on Beelzebub
82. Not even Lucifer can resist the affect of Asmodeus’s eyes for long
83. Lucifer got upset when Diavolo released an interview in which he sung Lucifer’s praises most of the interview and what was released was still considered the abridged version
84. Lucifers greatest fear is dying and ascending back to the Celestial Realm
85. Lucifer was once shrunk to the size of MC’s hand by Solomon
86. Lucifer refuses to say anything under duress
87. When Lucifer lost a matching bracelet he had with MC he got extremely annoyed very easily to the point he even blew up the bathroom and sent Cerberus after Mammon
88. When Lucifer was shrunk, Satan and his brothers began dressing him up like a doll with magic
89. Lucifer liked demonus so much it’s what changed his mind about the Devildom and he began to like it
90. Lucifer will not hesitate to eliminate anything he sees as a threat to his brothers
91. To stop Satan from cursing anyone, Lucifer cast a spell to make it impossible for Satan to leave his side. He changed his mind when Satan kept growling at him from the corner of the room and he wasn’t able to get any sleep
92. Lucifer has said that whenever he tried to picture life without Mammon it felt as if something was missing
93. Lucifer finds his hectic schedule (thanks to his brothers) to be enjoyable
94. When a curse binding Lucifer and MC together was placed, Lucifer pretended to not be able to break it until he got called out by Diavolo
95. When Lucifer lost his memories, he immediately became close to his brothers again, choosing them as his family for a second time
96. Lucifer continues to try to get Diavolo to delete all his photos of him but always fails
97. Lucifer’s brothers joke that his “type” is Diavolo
98. Lucifer does not understand the point of night pool parties
99. Lucifer took two days to make a complete schedule for a trip for Diavolo and Barbatos, most of the time was spent writing notes making sure they wouldn’t get in trouble
100. Lucifer in Nightbringer (which takes place an unknown amount of time in the past) is already over ten million years in age
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Ever wonder who's on the other side of the screen making fun of you? Let's take a look today at one prime example!
This is someone who posts daily to Systems Cringe. Now, believe it or not, I'm not a system - so I don't have a dog in this fight. But what I am is a good human being. So naturally, someone who spends their time 24/7 bullying people online made me go "yuck"!
but.. who are you letting get under your skin? let's recap!
these people spend all day on reddit, discord, and god knows where else discussing and posting about people they look feverishly online for to post (hi, you found my post by accident, but I'm not a system)!
they think the world revolves around them and DID. they think that everybody has a grasp on syscourse and people you meet in real life will ask about your trauma to see if you pass the validity test or not. but no, because you guys have never been outside, here's how it usually goes talking to someone else IRL: "hi, nice weather today, isn't it?"
they're unhappy with their lives and themselves. let's take a look at the example we picked for today's lesson - they constantly post on Reddit, red flag, right? but what they post about shows how pathetic their life truly is
they're obsessed with my spouse, posting them daily, but sorry, we're monogamous! find another relationship to join and crash..
they talk about how the world sucks because nobody notices their art. I would feel bad but.. karma much?
they post yaoi hazbin art and discuss gay hazbin hotel ships. please, don't let a yaoi viziepop shipper ruin your day - they clearly don't have much going for them already. (no offense to viziepop fans.. smh)
they are OBSESSED with character.ai to the point of posting about it regularly as well. I mean, I knew they needed to touch grass, but wow.. make some real friends! your waifu robot doesn't really love you (or exist!)
they're an adult but browse minor-oriented spaces like teenager subreddits - WEIRD much?
they also just have very weird stances which doesn't sit right with me, especially given the above - like defending the option to romance a child in a video game (because she's actually 200000000, duh) and comparing dating someone with DID to dating an anime child.. wow..
and so much more.. horrible takes and sad cries for help...
So what's the point? I just want to remind everyone that the people on the other end of the screen are often super miserable and unhappy with their own lives, riddled with their own flaws, and use others as a punching bag to feel better about themself and project their insecurities on - like this dude! As someone who again is not a system, regardless of any takes on syscourse, bullying is just objectively pathetic. Do better. And if you're a victim of their bullying, don't let them get to you.

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