#also an update on my

[q1ngqve]

hello miss lan…. i am back to going crazy in your inbox!!!!

the aventurine & childe brainrot has been so terrible lately… i’ve been thinking…. imagine if those two ever met each other. first of all, RIP reader. stuck between two insanely possessive treacherous foxy men, who looooove teasing you and seeing you go mad? 😵‍💫

if they got along, you’re in for a ride. you bet they will both be all over you, teaching each other how to make you feel good!!! they would be touching you all over, every sensitive spot, laughing when you tensed up and/or whimpered.. if you started getting overstimulated or crying, they'd enjoy it even more, seeing how far they can push you and how much they can make u feel good until u lose ur mind!!!

on the off chance they didn’t, though… i don’t know if it’s worse. they’d definitely be glaring at each other, (jn fox AU their ears would be perked up), fighting over reader. they want you to tell them which ones better, which ones more skilled. aventurine is fingering you? then childe is going to mess with your nips so hard he'll leave bruises. needless to say, you’ll have passed out and they’ll still be fighting. they’re too similar to each other!! 😮‍💨

oh, and don’t get me started if foul legacy!childe and boss!aventurine got to you… lets just say, you’re not walking for the next week. better get used to being in bed (with them) ! ❤️

hope your exam goes well, you’ve got this!!! many kisses

-🎀 anon

you have me shaking in my boots i didn’t want to bring up aventurine & childe meeting because i was afraid people wouldn’t like it but now that you’ve brought it up … i will throw my aventurine & childe brainrots here too once in a while 🤭ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི

they’d be so competitive?????? but i know they work really well together too because they’re pretty similar and are probably into the same kinks and shit (^^)ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི their favorite thing about you is when you’re all sensitive and crying and shaking and begging them for more / to stop! you’re just so cute like that, being fucked out and pliant, all because of them!!!!!!!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[xamag-draws]

[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

[velinxi]

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

[EDIT: Thanks for the love on this! Prints of this are also available on my shop for those interested!]

[keirahknightley]

Crimson Peak (2015) 🎬 Guillermo del Toro

+ IMDb trivia

[willabee]

not supposed to be on the table but she looks so polite

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

[girlboyburger]

fat dog 4 fat dog !!

[archerdepartures116]

Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

for more frequent uploads, you can follow my twitter at ArcherD116, feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[heritageposts]

I'm writing again to bring attention to the GFM campaign of @salahahmed90 (Salah) and @salahmanarfamily (Manar), the parents of two young children in Gaza.

Here's an updated Salah posted last night, after he and his family were displaced for the sixth time:

Please help us, we are being subjected to genocide in Gaza. Hours ago, a house was bombed next to the place where we are and escaped death miraculously. Help us get out of Gaza in order to preserve our children.

Though Salah and Manar started out with the hopes of rebuilding, they've now made the difficult choice to begin saving up for an evacuation. Their campaign, however, is still very low on funds, and its been stagnating completely for the last few days, leaving them with barely enough for their immediate survival.

-> GFM link

The campaign has been verified by @/90-ghost.

If you can, please consider donating. Even a small contribution can make a big difference for the family.

Currently: €3,650 / €70,000

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[ctrlzxoo]

ROUND 7: amongst a sea of green, is a glimpse of snow

Bonus: happy end(?)

[hawberries]

a little game of cat and mouse

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 6 is here! A word of advice: stay far, far away from Gotham during rush hour

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