#also am writing a book on wattpad btw

[illegally-blind-and-deaf]

OK ANASTASIA AND DMITRI HEADCANONS BECAUSE ILTSM (both musical and movie they've merged in my head)

- Dmitri doesn't know how to read. Which makes sense when you remember that he grew up in Imperial and Soviet Russia, so for someone of the working class it was very common to be uneducated. Anya is very determined to change that.

- Anya teaching Dmitri French is utterly hilarious because of one word. That word being "The." Dmitri yelling at a dictionary about WHY THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY ONE WORD and WHY DOES THAT WORD EVEN EXIST IT DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST WE DON'T HAVE IT IN RUSSIAN and also WHY ARE HALF THE LETTERS SILENT THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD and we couldn't forget WHY ARE THE LETTERS MAKING DIFFERENT SOUNDS??? WHY IS Н MAKING AN 'N' SOUND AND И MAKING AN 'I' SOUND ANYA I CAN ONLY LEARN ONE LANGUAGE AT ONCE STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN-

- Three words. Dmitri, Paris, Chocolate. Really anything that's not stale bread and cabbage in water but specifically chocolate. He's really cautious at first because obviously he's never had any in his life and he takes a bite and just- melts into nothing because it is the single-most delicious thing he had ever ingested and can he please have more- It's safe to say that he downed three entire chocolate bars in the space of 93 minutes and had no regrets.

- Anya spends a ridiculous amount of time orchestrating various pranks on Vlad and Dmitri because why not? The ones with Vlad were always really nice and friendly, like surprising him by speaking with him only in french, or making him think something was wrong so he'd go to the ballroom and find the gramaphone set up ready to play a polka. Dmitri was no spared any mercy. He got the trip sure, the fake spiders (he screamed bloody murder and Anya was dying of laughter for a solid ten minutes,) he got the sack of lentils that was actually full of rocks so when he went to bed it was... not pleasant. Hey, she was a wild child. (The pranks still persisted even after they got married, just not as mean... except for the spiders.)

- For some reason, idk why, but Dmitri seems like an artsy painter person. He doesn't think he is, but then he tries it and realises that he is very observant in the way light chances the hue of different objects and in how to catch the small things that make art lifelike. His favourite art style is a little cartoon that he does on the edges of notebooks and journals like a flipbook which keeps him entertained for ages.

- Dmitri likes flowers. Nuff said. Anya just buys him flowers constantly. The bigger and gaufier they are, the better. When questioned why, he simply says "they're pretty and I like pretty things."

- As much as Anya hated having to practice as a child, she is very talented at music. They have an old, 2nd hand upright that lives in the corner of their living room and when Anya gets the time she plays a little something on the piano. Sometimes it's a classic piece she learnt years ago that muscle memory still remembers or a little jazz that she's learning, or sometimes she just plays around with what sounds nice.

- Because I don't think Anya and Dima went back to Russia (because that's dumb why go back to the place that's trying to kill you,) Anya becomes a schoolteacher in France teaching English. The kids love her because she's firm but gentle and helps them all no matter what and sometimes gives them little treats if they've been very good. There was a rumor (in St Petersburg???) going around about a tall, brooding man that no one seemed to know who always looked grumpy and never spoke and many of the kids scared each other by theorizing that he was an evil spy coming to steal their food and toys. Imagine the shock they all felt when he knocked on the door one day with a satchel in hand and sheepishly smiles at Anya, who takes it with a smile, mutters something in a foreign language that was not English or French, and then KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK????? SILENT MYSTERIOUS EVIL MAN GETS A KISS FROM SWEET, KIND FAIRY TEACHER????? Anya then explains that no he's not going to steal their food and toys and that he is in fact really sweet and he does speak but he's very self-councious because he's not fluent and his accent is thick and also he is her husband. SILENT MYSTERIOUS EVIL MAN ISN'T ACTUALLY SILENT EVIL AND MYSTERIOUS AND IS MARRIED TO SWEET KIND FAIRY TEACHER!?!?!??!

that's all for today folks до свидания (do svidanya) and dont die

[depresssant]

MASTERLIST

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hey guys. welcome to my shitty page on tumblr. my name is emmy and my user is depresssant. i go on the same user on wattpad so go check it out if yall wanna read some books. i'm pretty new to tumblr which is why i dont do any of that cool and fancy shit other blogs do so bear with me 😭

my main ask and request rules are the general "NO" phobias like trans, religious, homo, etc. i'll literally write about nearly anything⏤original and fandom. i will ask that you be a bit specific for what you want or tell me i can go in whatever direction if you don't necessarily know what you want. i mainly do fem reader but i am open to male, gn, and non binary. and that's pretty much it

my current fandoms are genshin, mha, jjk (NANAMI MY BELOVED GET BEHIND ME I'LL PROTECT YOU), original stories, the boys, avatar the last airbender, marvel, dc, ARCANE, dune, aot, black butler, demon slayer, and more to come

yandere is TO NOT be romanticized. these types of ppl r ILL and need help, so if you know someone or r personally going thru this, find help!!!!! this behavior is not normal, and is traumatizing asf. also, if u happen to come across an account that romanticizes yands, pedos, grape, and etc, hit that report button like ur life depends on it!!!!

JJK :

⏤ addiction (yan gojo)

⏤ rich boy gojo hcs

⏤ yan!gojo with 'american wedding' inspo idk 😭

⏤ yan!geto with ex!friend!reader

⏤ (not yan btw just angst) reader with unrequited love for gojo

⏤ persephone!geto x hades!reader

⏤ santa maria aquamarine (yan gojo)

BATVERSE :

⏤ platonic!yan!batfam, “shades of cool” : pt l, pt ll,

MHA :

⏤ venom!reader fanfic promo

RANTS :

⏤ mei mei and mahito fans scare me

ORIGINAL STUFF IDK :

⏤ The Villainess and The Madmen : (Ch1),

guys ik it's looking rlly bleak right now but we gotta weather thru the storm 😭

[yourtwistedlies]

❝ women’s hearts are lethal weapons ❞

val ! ✩ she/her ✩ minor ✩ jason grace’s gf (REAL) ✩ speak now obsessed ✩ gracie abrams lovebot ✩ summer baby ✩ certified procrastinator ✩ professional listener ✩ pathological people pleaser ✩ general amaya’s #1 fan ✩ fitz vacker defender ✩ honorary grammar police ✩ kpop stan (mostly ggs) ✩ my moots’ cheerleader ✩ under the illusion i can write ✩ somewhat smart ✩ cabin 13 girl ✩

dni: if you are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, support kill all ___, sexist, 18+ only, religiophobic, creepy, toxic, or literally just a jerk, please leave!

byi: i swear sometimes!! i also adore using cute nicknames and pet names for my moots!! if you don’t feel comfortable w/ that or anything else, please let me know <33

moots - wattpad - ao3 - carrd - follower event (coming soon ⁉️) - save the children!

•̩̩͙⁺ the basics ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

call me valerie/val or twisted!!

she/her, straight (heterosexual), minor (18+ only acc’s please do not follow), 18+ do not interact unless i interact first or we are moots (on my list or to be added- i am the judge of who is to be added), cancer (zodiac, but i don’t believe in them), Christian (i post about it sometimes), << summer baby, entp (mbti), 8w7 (enneagram), ambivert, slytherin, cabin 13, shade (guys i swear i wasn’t trying to be edgy or smth with the past two and this 😭😭 i took the official quizzes i promise lmao), swiftie, kpop fan, staying up writing until 4am gives me life, purple is the best color (this is not up to debate, only yellow even comes close), proud notes app writer, CATS > DOGS (occasionally my verdict changes), bunny lover, chronic platonic sofitzer, i’m either hyperactive or extremely tired (there is no in between), people say im smart, but sometimes i feel like the biggest idiot ever lmao, and ofc dex dizznee’s much needed publicist (my favorite role of mine ever)!!!

•̩̩͙⁺ music ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sza, conan gray, alicia keys, emei, gracie abrams, maisie peters, sabrina carpenter, laufey, queen riri (rihanna), adele, beabadoobee, tiffany day, le sserafim, ive, newjeans, itzy, nmixx, stay-c, aespa, everglow, txt (baby fan), illit ＆ more kpop, lizzy mcalpine, pheobe bridgers, nessa barrett, pinkpantheress, claire rosinkranz, lyn lapid, alessia cara, reneé rapp, mckenna grace, and more!!

as i hope you can tell, i like a lot of music :)

•̩̩͙⁺ books ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

pjo, hoo, (never read toa, but yes, ik what happens in tbm), the rrverse, kotlc, city spies, ss (spy school), alex rider (not done with rr), the academy for the unbreakable arts,

and my many other fandoms i’ve forgotten about (dead magisterium fandom oop-)

i’ll add more fandoms as i remember them lol

•̩̩͙⁺ ships ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

rayllum, clauderry (stfu they’re adorable), percabeth (otp energy), sokeefe, dexiana, tiana (yes i know im the most indecisive bitch ever shut up you toad /jjjj i actually love u platonically), jason grace x ME (/j but i do love him lol), and more!!

•̩̩͙⁺ blogs ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

side blog: @yourtangledpromises

taylor blog: @iknowplxces (guys this is so abandoned + has my old intro 🤮 ignore this js trust - august 15 2024 val)

and perhaps more?? (muahahaha)

•̩̩͙⁺ side note ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

if you’d like to be added to my moots list, or talk, please tell me (by wonder girls)!!

if we’re moots we’re actually bffs now (you just don’t notice it yet)

if i don’t respond to your ask/tag/rb/literally anything immediately i am not ignoring you!! i’m just lazy or busy and will do it later <33

im your biggest fan btw

1 Corinthians 16:14

with love,

valerie

[anne-is-ominous]

Phoenix Reignited 1.23 - Reckoning

As I've alluded to, I've been struggling a little bit to write on Book XIII lately. Nothing's wrong with the writing per se, there's just a metric fuckton of life shit going on for me the last few weeks that's been slowing me down, and doing two Herculean writing projects at the same time while dealing with multiple work and life crises has just been too much.

So, I've made the tough decision to pause work on Book XIII - just for a week or two, while I Reignite the entirety of book II. This will give me about two months of backlog on Reignited - including three entirely new chapters in Book II - allowing me to then devote my full attention to Book XIII. I started this work this morning, and you're gonna love the changes coming. In my opinion, Books II and III have always been by far the weakest in the entire Phoenix Saga, and shoring them up enough to make them worthy in my eyes to stand beside their sisters was one of the main motivations for me to do Reignited in the first place. I'm really excited for you to see some of the things we're doing when Reignited Book II begins dropping next Tuesday - remember, we're not doing gaps between books like I do with the leading edge of the story because there's a lot less planning and such involved in the process.

I think doing the back-and-forth every couple of chapters is probably triggering ADHD a little bit, as is the whole, health/life/not sleeping nonsense which - at the great urging of many friends and Firebirds on the Storytellers' Speakeasy Discord server, I am also going to start devoting a little more attention to taking care of. (You did know Phoenix has an official fan Discord you can join, right?) So - nothing really changing, just a slightly different short-term approach. I still intend to prove to the world that I can expand the story while also simultaneously rewriting it; I'll just flex that muscle on Book XIV and Reignited Book III instead, when I'm not also firefighting quite so much out here in the real world.

Saturday is our final chapter of Reignited Book I, and I'll have some minor announcements then about some tweaks I'm making to the plan for Reignited going forward.

But, first... a wild Akane appears!

The redhead smiled. “No problem!” She pulled the bag out of the trash, tying it off in a double knot, humming merrily to herself. She popped open the back door, slipping out into the December chill of the alley with the bag. The door slammed shut behind her as she stepped out into the light dusting of snow in the dark. Fuck, it’s getting cold out here. I need to tell Izumi to start bringing me longer skirts to wear or something, or forget being a pop star, I’m gonna be a pop-sicle. She whispered a silent prayer of thanks, not for the first or the last time, that she was not still spending her nights sleeping on a park bench around the corner from the nearby train station.

She turned to head for the dumpster, and completed only one step toward it before she froze in her tracks, dropping the bag on the ground.

In the alleyway was a figure that struck more terror into Ranko than she knew possible. Not if the god of death himself were patrolling the space between the bar and the hardware store would Ranko have been so mortified. The shadowed figure was sitting on a pile of discarded wooden shipping pallets. In the dim of the alley, it was hard to see their face, but there was no mistaking them. Ranko would know that white-and-blue dress anywhere. She almost was forced to wear one once.

“A… Akane?!”

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[trashbins-stuff]

Hello. I have seen that you have been tagged by @neobixiscool on one of their posts. I am planning to make a rant post on them. If you can provide some background info and your side of the story, that would be great. If you feel uncomfortable discussing this, that's ok. Have a good day/evening.

rub hands together like flies. my time has come/silly 😋😋

and thank you for coming to me :3 i appreciate it/gen also i get to go all cabby on this hehe

oh and, im not really hurt-hurted by them, i feel like mocha (mochablogger), liam (moonmxple) and mac (blairdrawzstuff) are most affected. They did have a book with my character in it but in a different universe or something (without my consent nor credit btw). Anyway under the cut is my observant. Honestly i think i might have jsut make the rant post for you lmao hrgbnhe 😭😭

the background/before:

mocha was working on a little story and xe said we could be in it! so obviously me and my friends signed up for the fun, not really expecting anything, the story was called "The Traumatized Cup", thats when we first meet him.

In one of the chapter mocha had introduced rubix, at first i didnt really think much about him, i was just aware of his presence, i do notice him and mocha started to become friends and i thought that was great :)

something that you should probably contact cuppy for more info:

so rubix (or according to rubix, "jasp" was roleplaying) and mocha were friends on facebook, and they roleplayed there i think, this i just know but apparently he said crap about liam (mocha's platonic partner and my best friend). Mocha is very sensitive and even in roleplay xe's still uncomfortable with what rubix said

"bezel's" divorce headcanon (and possible influence on further problems):

i heard people talked about it but never knew where it came from, but thne i found out and,,

tdlr; 1st one is about mocha and rubix, i dont know if mocha consent to it. 2nd one is uh a bit weird i i guess like he could have ask facemoji to make another one ;-;. 3rd ah yes the divorce that i had heard about!/vneg

rubix said bezel forced him into making the 1st one, even if thats true, rubix said the divorce was bezel's headcanon but hes the one that decided to post the 3rd one ("okay i asked facemoji again..")

seem kinda sus not gonna lie..but what do i nose right :-)

bezel probably influence more but even after all these months im still not sure if he really did do those things, idk lul, it is pretty weird that bezel's blog was a sideblog though (liam told me)

heres a bunch of words with link attach, those r my opinions lmao:

these u can just click to read so i hope thats okay

on wattpad he have a book in which he painted mocha, hazel and blair as manipulative (admittedly his writing was good, he could have used it for something different though)

he also uses some of our characters (such as mocha cuppy, hazel, blair, harp, blueberry, winter, bin (mine btw), seedling, galaxy journal,...etc) he did the delete that book tho, anyway heres more screenshot proof (credit @moonmxple )

mocha asked liam and neobix said its cringe

i remember this one also

the one where he tried to ban pet name and online dating (in 2023) (check the comment and other reblogs also theres alot, its practically a goldmine/silly)

and can i say he barely knows our friend group? like sure he knows mocha but hes trying to fit into our group (very poorly)

please read what cass wrote in the comment (thanks cass for speaking out about it ily)

the ask i sent him

NOT to get all bitchy here but mocha blocked you therefore you literally dont appear anywhere on xer dash, you're out of xer life and xe had no reason to pester you, not everything has to be about mocha. You guy's relationship (or supposedly lack there of) had change but honestly? thats okay they dont have to like the same people that they liked yesterday. You might think you know that's them but it wasnt, mocha in real life is kinder and better than the version inside of your head and they're happier now and its so sad that you cant see (because you're blocked)

and again, not everything has to be about YOU

he also made it all about HIM like excuse me ???? can i not complain for little bit without you coming in and nag about your problem ??? if you're suffering go talk to someone dont talk to online strangers ??? :)))???????

bro cant even read a long paragraph post like go back to elementary school lmao, also reporting ppl just because they use their right to not forgive you is such a sore loser move, it make you sound like petty six year old (also max be spitting facts tho)

bro brought out HIS right (reporting mocha, which he actually cant do if he doesnt have a valid reason) while ignore MOCHA's right (not forgiving him, which isnt a valid reason for him to report xem). The definition of petty is literally complain way too much about unimportant things that could have and should have ended already

"you dont have to relate to everything you see on the internet, somethings are simply not about you" :)

did you know that to report someone you have to click alot of buttons??

common salad W &lt;3333

oh yeah, this doesnt have links but jasp/neobix is being so casual abt bezel's death but also uses it as a way to make people feel bad for getting upset with what he did

Sorry for playing the dickhead role, but you wouldn't be laughing if you knew how we felt about every single one of you. (why it sound serious all the sudden lol)

why i still doubt (uh and heads up, galaxy brush, kodu, cuppy,..others who think @/rubixisanidi0t was saying the truth, im not saying he isnt but you cant blame me for not trusting can you? please skip this part if you're sensitive):

naw so if this was suppose to be jasp then whats jasp motive lmao :/..he dont gain anything from this + who tell people their secret plan publicly?? + how did jasp know about rubixs hallucination?? rubix please dont tell such personal things to jsut your friends and please just talk to an adult in real life. And jasp, dont let these kind of things on the internet its not safe/srs

this is just straight up weird and also why did neobix/jasp said "old friend" like hes rubix?? when he supposedly told rubix and i quote "yeah.. Soo.... This person named @/mochablogger seemed like some cool person, and when I tried to talk with them... Nothing happened, so when I figured they didn't care... It all happened at once." neobix/jasp and mocha werent even friend to begin with why was he SO obssess over getting mochas forgiveness when they supposedly barely interact much??

aint it a bit weird how this is supposedly jasp/neobix but why would they make this video??? it???doesnt make any sense?? and like were rubix and jasp still good friend??? why wood bezel make jasp of all people do it??? unless yk

HOL UP, WAIT A MINUTE..if rose jelly dated rubix but rubix tunred out to be jasp then..WHO IS ROSE JELLY ACTUALLY DATING??????

if @/neobixiscool is suppose to be jasp then how did he get a screenshot for a show rubix was making???

i translated it and head up. it has death threat in it

you know, if someone stole my account and ruin my reputation i wouldnt be following them and be mutuals with them :)

i appreciate him saying hell save us but like..why would @/neobixiscool linked the real rubix's yt and discord knowing full well that the real rubix was there and could told joiners the truth??? that seem kinda dumb ngl also on the channel you can find a video called "waitng for forgiveness" which @/neobixiscool had talked about. and lets do a bit of timing here, if rubix really was telling the truth and havent been on social media since his alst post on @/rubixcuix (last posted in august) and the divorce arc and the roleplay thing and EVERYTHING had started in september, and if the yt belonged to rubix, then he shouldnt have known that mocha didnt forgive him and make that video????? bc he wasnt suppose to be there since august??? bc if anything he shouldnt be waiting for forgiveness bc if jasp really did steal his tumblr account then its not his fault?? like i find it absoltuely HILARIOUS that the evidence agaisnt what rubix said was on both the account @/neobixiscool AND @/rubixisanidi0t's PINNED post?? and it boggles my mind how no one talks abt this???/lh/nm i mean its quite obvious maybe im jsut really observant though idk

if you got your account stolen and jasp supposedly brought back a wattpad book, i dont think you should be continuing it?? and didnt you said your reported him on wattpad?? on the same account where the book is?? why are you acting like "yes i did promise them this and im fully aware of what happen even though i supposedly havent been here since august and i will continue this book" has it hit you?

uh yeah so these are just my silly little takes, but hey! what do i nose? :-)

[alastorsbride]

I have no inspiration 😭😭😭 so here's a copy (and edit) of chapter 2 or A Diary of a sinner. (Btw it's like 11pmish and I can't sleep 😅🤭 this chapter going to be short sorry 😔 could someone please request anything? I'm so bored and I got no ideas!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chappy 2

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑:

Nim is Y/N's demon nickname, short for Nightmare Damsel. Also, I'm adding other characters in this story from Vox Machina and the reader is Hisirdoux Casprians twin sister, Douxie is also married to Zoe.

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Gunslinger Percival de Rolo III (human brother)

Cassandra De Rolo (human sister)

Gnome cleric Pike Trickfoot

Barbarian Grog Strongjaw

Gnome bard Scanlan Shorthalt,

Half-elf druid Keyleth

Half-elf rogue Vax'ildan (elf brother)

Half-elf ranger Vex'ahlia (elf sister)

(Ignore the list of the creature the characters are, it's just so I have an idea of who's who because my memory kinda sucks.💀)

───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ───

Previously on The Diary Of A Sinner:

I sighed silently. Vlad and Vanellope never left my mind. I could never stop thinking of them. They were only 9 and 10 years of age when I died. I wished I could've lived longer.

I suddenly got the feeling of being followed. 'Hmmm. Who's wishing to die now?' I thought. I changed my course and walked down an alley, and then turned around and got in a defensive position with my twin daggers ready.

"I know you followed me. Not quite wise." I spoke menacingly and threatened.

"Ooh, come on Nim, you wouldn't hurt an ol' friend, would ya sweets?" A familiar traditional Brooklyn gangster voice called out.

I twisted my daggers backward, and they disappeared in F/C smoke. I scoffed.

"Don't try me, Dusty." I spoke.

The voice laughed. "Yeah, it might be a good idea."

I chuckled. The voice wrapped his arm around my shoulder as if we were the best of friends.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat to catch up, but unfortunately, I have to go." I shook my shoulder out of his grip.

"Well, hopefully I'll see you later then? Hmm?" And the voice got a phone call.

I left down to a small looking shop called Gilmores Shop.

"Hey guys," I called to the group gathered around the bar lobby. chatting or doing whatever.

"Nim!" A short male gnome spoke.

"What's up?" Vax asked twisting his knives in his hand.

"Nothing. Just ran into an old friend." I spoke.

"Y/N. What happened? You smell like blood." Percival asked, not believing me.

Right. I forgot that after Dusty chatted with me, I'd gotten into a fight with a couple of demons, won and then got myself cleaned off.

"Nothing to worry about. I'm fine." I said, casually.

"Uh huh." Percy muttered.

I rolled my eyes and grabbed a drink. This was my turf. And I can do whatever I wanted.

"Seriously, I'm fine. Like always. Are you forgetting who I am? Or do I have to remind you?" I threaten sternly.

"No, no, just... Nothing nevermind." Percival spoke.

"That's what I thought." I said.

"So... Nim... When is your brother coming back?" The little elf girl asked.

"Not for another six months. Pike."

I̶ t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ h̶e̶r̶ n̶a̶m̶e̶ w̶a̶s̶ P̶i̶e̶ o̶r̶ K̶i̶t̶e̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ I̶ d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ k̶n̶o̶w̶ h̶e̶r̶ n̶a̶m̶e̶ t̶i̶l̶l̶ I̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶e̶d̶ i̶t̶ u̶p̶ 💀

"Oh thats too bad. I had a question for him."

I just shrugged. I had a suspicion that she liked my brother, Hisirdoux. But I'd already told her he was married to Zoe like a hundred times before.

✧○ꊞ○ꊞ○•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙○♡๑•୨୧ ୨୧•๑♡○•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙○ꊞ○ꊞ○✧

So sorry the chapter is so short, I hit a writers block 😭

So I recently red a very good book called Radio By Your Side [One-Shots] by @Mad_and_Twisted (on wattpad) and I love the one shots so much, the only thing I didn't like was being left on a cliffhanger and that the One Shots wouldn't be a story.

And a reminder? :

So I'd decided to write this book from One-Shots and combine a whole bunch of them to 'make them my own' so that I don't copy from the author cause there's a ᏞϴͲ of authors who don't like it. But I don't really care if ya'll copy off of me, just as long as y'all credit me in the end. ☺

Also, I might not write this story for long, just a heads up. Sorry but when I get writers block for a long periods of time, and then get 'cured' I stop writing whatever it was before I got the major writers block illness. 😭😭😭

Also! I'm now officially grade 12! 🥺😨Exams are done for me but my sister who's in grade 8 still has exams to do... 😥 but I should have more time on my hands to write!

That is... If I get cured of this writers block...

Grade 12 is going to be so hard when I graduate, like I've traveled so much and never stayed at 1 school for long but then when I came here, i was in grade 7, so I wasnt really sad, but then when I got to grade 8 and up to now, it's like, I'm saying goodbye to everyone. I'm not going to be able to see them or even talk to my friends again and if I do, I'll be ᒐᙀᙅКƳ if that happens.

But I still have to say goodbye to all the relationships I've made these past 6 years. And when I move out, like I'm so used to hugging and kissing my mom and dad before leaving the house and before going to bed that after I'm moved out I won't be able to do that. I'd have to get my drivers license, drive from wherever im at to my parents home, hug and kiss them goodnight/goodmorning and then drive back home.

Sorry I just put that all on you guys it was just going through my head at the time.

Thank you and have a good day/afternoon/night stay safe (and if it's bed time for you, good night, sweet dreams!🤗)

Again, so sorry.

[crippling-pages]

finished hooky 3 and

im not as... depressed as I thought I would be

Well I AM depressed because the series ended T.T I think the reason I'm not completely screaming and crying in pain is because the ending was so sweet and beautiful :') And the book was kinda?? Fluffier?? Healing-ish?? Than the other too. But that does not mean i felt like crying at some scenes

When Dorian was fighting the spirit omg and then he ran away full on sobbing my boy please ToT

But Monica came after him and they kissed <33333333 sigh finally

NICO AND DANIIIII mwah they too were bootieful

I need to talk about Dorian being in a coma for three years. For one, and I say this nicely

Dorian with longass hair is going to be in my nightmares forever.

No offense, but I'm siding with Nico, it's scary as heck.

But like literally a day after waking up from a 3 year coma the first thing he does he get a hair cut and help out the town.

THE STANDARD I SAYYYYYYY

not him panicking about seeing monica again though hehe

Also NOT MONICA GETTING MARRIED TO WILLIAM!?!?!?! oh good gods-

Nah but MONICAAAAAAA MY ~QUEEN~ she is the potion masterrrrrr (Omg but Dorian was so excited and proud when he saw her secret lab place)

no but Dorian... he needs to cry a bit more T.T

Nico trying to hard with the crystal ball ToT Btw im so happy for him he has a powerr

Dorian in shorts lmaooooo ToT XDD

Then trying to get Dani to remember again was so bittersweet like... omg

and then when she DID get them back dudes I almost cried ToT

The general ending is so cute thoo <333

PROFESSOR WYTTE IS REAL GUYSSSSSS omg and his and Monica's date ughh so cute <3

NICO AND DANIIIII

The epologs were adorable, I love them sm <33

I also found out that apparently some scenes from the original version on webtoon got cut from the book version?? So now Im going through the Webtoon one to try and see all the scenes I missed reading the physical version T.T

I've already found and read a few though!! Most were just some minor cuts from scenes. Like the wine scene, the talk with Damien and Dorian (hehe), the closet scene with Dorian and Monica (Dorian's so funny lol) + more of the picnic scene, the bathroom scene with Nico, and the rose scene <3333 Sigh Dorian and Monica are the cutesttt <33 Also the kiss scene with Will and Damiennn eeehhehehee

Right now though, I'm 100000000% going to go Hooky crazy with fanfics on Ao3 or Wattpad, and on Pintrest, and with memes and JNHBGVFCDFGHJ I'll probably be writing of them too because my dear children I love them so much.

Hooky is and forever will be amazing <3

I LOVE HOOKY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[edotfightme]

I hate this

It's a uniquely awful circumstance to be building a comparative list of your Ao3 fics for a uni project, only to find out that the ones you are proud of aren't even your top-rated fics.

If I have to see this data table, then so do you.

It's good enough quality that you can see it. For a bit of context, the higher up the story is on the list, the more recent and more proud of it I am. The greener the stat, the better it is concerning other fics. On the flip side, the redder the stat, the worse it is.

Now I would like to draw attention to these few works.

See that book whose stats are all in green? "I'm not a fucking nurse"?

I wrote that 3 YEARS AGO! Before I got good at writing. I wrote it during my dream smp phase where I was (in my opinion) almost peak cringe! Nothing will beat my year 7 Wattpad phase but my DreamSMP phase came close.

That book is my peak. I have not topped its stats since.

Then there is "How to Train Your Hoglin". I didn't even come up with the idea. I saw some animatics on it (I credited the animatics) and wrote a few chapters and then threw in the towel. IT IS MY SECOND MOST LIKED BOOK.

Now you may ask, "But Dot, what about the other minecraft one?" well the funny thing about that one, the 10,000 word one...

I don't fucking remember writing it.

I don't remember having anything to do with that book. I can't even remember what it is about. I look at the tags and I go "what the fuck is this?" That book has completely deleted itself from my memory. I wrote 10,000 words and I cannot remember a single one.

Then there is the book third to the top. I posted it on Tumblr as well a while ago. That book is my pride and joy, I am in love with that book. It was an original work that I wrote based on my nightmare and it is my child.

It is also second place for the least-liked book on my account.

And about the book at the top of the list? The one I posted here about a week ago? Well, I cross-posted it to Ao3 as well...

3 days ago.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN WORK ANYMORE????

At least that book I am somewhat proud of. A sequel in the works btw.

TL,DR: Don't put your AO3 works into a spreadsheet to compare them. You'll get depression and probably stage 4 cancer as well. Istg I'm gonna bleach my eyes after this.

[yournameoneverypage]

didn't you start around the time of Shawmila round one ,or am I mistaken here ?

and you did like and support Shawn (and Camila) back then ,at that time.

so ,I'm wondering ,as why you clearly seem to have a problem with Shawmila round two ,atm ?

also wanted to give my feedback on your latest story ,I think that didn't do as well as you're used to ,is coz it doesn't have the same flow to it ,your reglar readers are used to seeing coming from you (btw: I read a story -actually think it's part of a book ,if I remember correctly- with a very similar style and theme to it ,prior on wattpad ,being completely honest ,it reminds me more of that ,than of your previous works) .

that's my opinion ,anyways ...

closing off with a question ,are you planning on doing smth Shawmila (I mean ,that book of yours ,that was already on hiatus ,and now with Shawmila ,appearing as if the breakup was all just a dream ,and time stood still ,or smth ,you're definitely not going to continue with an oc ,or am I thinking (perfectly) wrong (on this topic ,as well) ) ?

(ps :didn't expect your comeback so soon ,the way you were sounding so negatively ...)

I’ve been a fan of Shawn’s for just over four years, but I didn’t start my Shawn tumblr till early April 2021. (Happy belated two-year tumblrversary to me?)

No, I’ve never been a fan of Camila’s, nor have I ever liked them together. I don’t believe you’ll find anything about her in my archives. I tried never to disrespect her (publicly) because of my respect for Shawn, that’s all. So, having never liked them together, and seeing the state he was in for so long following their split, and how he seemed to be doing SO well without her recently, his choice to begin again with her is disheartening. I love him and only want the best for him, and in my personal opinion, she’s not it. I don’t want to see him hurt again.

Thank you for your honest opinion on my last story, and I agree with you about the flow. It’s definitely not one of my better stories and I have moments where I wish I hadn’t posted it. (I even apologized to my friend, who was the requester, that it wasn’t better, but bless her heart, she still said she loved it.) Idk if you follow me, and if you do, for how long you have been, but in previous posts of mine, and for awhile now, I’ve spoken about my struggles with my writing. I haven’t opened any of my documents/started requests/WIPs since then. I’m not currently in the right headspace. I don’t feel like I can give my best right now, and I don’t want to post anything (else) subpar.

I’m not a regular reader on Wattpad, - I can probably count on maybe two hands how many stories I’ve read over there, - so any similarities to any story over there was completely unintentional. I won’t hesitate to remove FF if ever necessary. The only person I’ve ever intentionally plagiarized is myself (taking pieces of earlier, incomplete stories and fitting them better into new ones).

I’d still like to complete my OC story, with my OC character. I really don’t want “Some Girl” to be just another abandoned story. I’m just not sure how long that’s going to take. And no, Camila won’t be returning in any capacity. Why would I write him back with Camila in any way when Charlotte is perfect for him?

I haven’t fully returned to tumblr (or any social media), - three reblogs/posts and a few asks after ten days is hardly a “comeback”. I just don’t want people to think I’ve given up on Shawn, because I haven’t. 💕

Thank you for the ask, anon. 🫶🏻

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

HELP

So I am listening to this Harry Potter podcast. I’ve never been too much into HP, only seen the movies… we have all the books at home and both my sister and my brother read them/got them read to as kids but I just never got into them, but I’ve gotten so much info about it whether I’ve asked for it or not (same with Star Wars, my siblings, especially my brother, is super big on Star Wars and he has legit tried to force me to watch with him sometimes because he thinks that I ”watch such bad things and I need to watch something better”). Also I have refused to read them out of spite because so many potterheads I’ve known treated me like I was less cultured of a person because I never read them and I was like ”well have you read asoue?! Exactly. Talk to me when you have”. Also, there is this swedish parody dub of HP that is part of my vocabulary now with how much I quote it.

But, I got recommended this podcast and I decided to listen to one episode that was about the Weasleys, and them I’ve always liked so I wanted to know what they said. And they had some really funny comments so now I occasionally listen.

And in this episode they read fanfictions, and I’m sitting here laughing my ass off hearing them read this out loud. It’s not My Immortal btw, it’s this swedish wattpad fic and I am just CRYING.

But it got me thinking - imagine if someone would find some fanfiction I wrote and read it in a podcast. I mean, I do write a lot of fics for small fandoms but I have written some for bigger ones… honestly, I’d be embarrassed to have someone read my fanfic out loud even if it was a fanfic I was proud of lol

At the same time I’d sometimes just want to read fics out loud, because it seems so fun

[cha1cedony]

Okay fine I’ll do one of these (because I like to talk about myself hehehe). Thanks @roboobin for tagging me B)

A very long ‘get to know me’ post below…

Last song: Apparently it was ‘Two Time’ - Jack Stauber, according to Spotify? I’ve also been relistening to a few tracks from Falsettos all day, for some reason. ‘I’m Breaking Down’ got stuck in my head somehow. I’m not super big on musical theater, but I LOOOOVE Falsettos and especially Trina :) You can probably tell I have a certain type of favorite characters/media lol.

Favorite color: Light greyish blue (or white, grey, silver, orrrr light greyish green?)

Last movie: I actually have no idea. Maybe Nimona with my IRLs a few months ago? I almost NEVER watch movies in full because I get bored of them easily. Sorry I know that’s so lame lololol

Currently watching: A commentary YouTube video to use as background noise while I do my writing assignments lol. Like I said, I don’t really watch a lot of movies or TV :/

Currently reading: Nothing, unfortunately! I haven’t read any books/stories in an embarrassingly long time :( I am so ridiculously busy and haven’t had the time/motivation to read and get invested in new characters. I have a bunch of series I want to reread for nostalgia purposes, though. I’m also strangely tempted to read the Animorphs series? LOL. I looked it up on AO3 for the first time a few months ago while in the kids’ section of the library with my IRLS and we were assessing the popularity of kids’ books based on the amount of AO3/Wattpad fics (btw, there are a shockingly low amount of Geronimo Stilton fics in the world). I wasn’t expecting there to be an Animorphs fandom, but there IS? And the fics are really GOOD even though I don’t know the source material? Anyway. Tempted to read it because I like putting teens in situations /lh. Also I want to read more short stories! Send me recommendations, if you have any.

Last thing I googled: This is so embarrassing. ‘Bathroom cruising’ LMAOOOO. I was just writing a funny bit, but I wanted to make sure it was accurate, okay? T_T Other recent searches include my voice lesson Lieder, various areas I’ve felt pain recently (because I’m a hypochondriac /lh), and a vlog I had to watch for my job… I was writing an article about it.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory. Every time. I love savory foods, and they’re basically the only types of food I ever crave. Then I would go with spicy, but only if it’s spicy in a flavorful way (and not just a painful way). I don’t like sweet foods except for chocolate—and, even then, I am infamous among my friends and acquaintances for only liking SUPER dark chocolate… like 70% cocoa or more. I would say my favorite flavor profile is bitter! :)

Current obsession: I think y’all already know :^) I am incapable of having more than one strong interest at once, soooo DnDads has quite literally been occupying my brain since liiiike October 2022… almost a year ago now! o_o Holy shit. I’ve been really busy with work and school in the past month or so, so I haven’t done basically anything else in my free time. I’d like to start cross stitching again because I have some projects to finish, and I got some of my late grandmother’s jewelry-making supplies recently, so I’ll toy around with that, too.

Currently working on: Like, right this second? Discussion post replies for my Writing in Digital Environments course :p In general? As far as hobbies go, the beginnings of my next longfic chapter! As far as work goes, I’m working on article about a mural. I have to drive like 30 mins to get a features image for it tomorrow ugh. At least I get to kill time on the clock :’)

I don’t want to tag anyone in particular, but, obviously, if you want to do this, you can just say I tagged you. Shhh I won’t tell ;) hehehe

[angeluvie]

*♡∞:｡.｡get to know me! ｡.｡:∞♡*

Hi there! Welcome to my humble profile. Made this post to ensure no one thought I was a bot -_-

I mostly read so you aren’t going to find much here, but welcome <3

I’m always open for a little chat, so go ahead and shoot me a message :)

‧̍̊˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙ the basic info˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙‧̍̊

- she/her

- over 18

- Aries sun / Aquarius moon / libra rising

- last time I checked I was an ENFP

- tbh only extroverted around people shyer than me

- joined Tumblr after draining most of the good fics out of Wattpad and AO3 (btw if you have any recs, send them over!)

‧̍̊˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙ what tickles my fancy˙˚˙ᵕ꒳ᵕ˙˚˙‧̍̊

A fan of so many troupes, but to name a few, btw this ain’t in order: enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, a/b/o, exes to lovers, soulmate au, college au and literally every troupe BUT I’m not really into the yandere troupe. Like jealousy and possessiveness is hot I get it! But like to that extreme…hard pass (∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*･:≡( ε:)

Live for fantasy and romance books when I need a break from digital reading haha. I’ve read my fair share of novels such as a court of thorns and roses, Harry Potter ofc, Percy Jackson, Song of Achillies (SOB) and a lot more!

I also like to read manga, webtoons, and manhwa when I have the time to as well! Anime too, so again any recommendations send them over! Oh and I am OBSESSED with Greek mythology just ugh love it! And I’m no stranger to Yaoi and yuri so don’t be afraid to send me recs for those as well. (≧ω≦*)ゝ

What else can I say? I play genshin if that’s also interesting. And some shows I’ve watched: Wednesday, Stranger Things, Locke and Key and lots more too!

VERY VERY open for discussion about theories or to gush about certain scenes from any shows/books I’ve mentioned above! And you never know, I haven’t listed all the things I’ve read/watched so just shoot me a message let’s get to know each other ヽ(≧◡≦)八(o^ ^o)ノ

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And that’s it really! Nothing much else to say. I might start writing but probably not since my writing is already on other platforms.

So I’d love to make friends on this platform and read instead. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

[iklourne]

Idea on a story (acotar) A court of feathers and hope..

*Gwyn*

I think I’m on my way to belive in happy endings.

Or maybe…

It’s been four months since Nyx were born and the biggest celebrations of all time in the Night court and the whole Prythian began. The High lord have a son! What a wonderful event! No, no, no… I’m relly happy for our Hight lord and lady pair. Even their son is amazing.

What’s been on my mind since the latest Starfall is my two best friends and how the time changed at all. Let’s look at it: Nesta is on her honeymoon with her mate and even husband now Cassian. It is taking these four months. One honeymoon are happening for four god damn months! The are kinda busy all the time. Honestly, I haven’t seen Nesta since one of these little parties which are going on like everytime when it is possible. They are only for the inner circle and me and Emerie are always there either. And that point is that the party where i saw her for the last time was before two weeks, maybe. Which is very long time if I remember it correctly that we used to meet every freaking day at least twice!

And my second best friend Emerie is busy too. The High lord and the High lady made a really great advertisement to her shop with clothes in the Illyrian mountains, so she gave it a little glow up. She’s got a huge number of customers in there, so big money. Too busy. And I think it’s been the same time I haven’t seen her just as Nesta.

And I am here.

In a lovely apartment in the city centre and I own the biggest collection of pegasus in the world. I have three: Tony, Tanya and Tess. These little ponies with a fluffy tails and tiny wings are really friendly. I am proud on myself for making them! Except walking my pegasus I do not have nothing else to do. Our training is over for a long time now and the only thing I do to socialise myself is to be going to the parties with the inner circle or rebuilding my apartment three times a week. I also attend to all the balls they are doing. Most of them are for their darling, little bat-boy Nyx. To introduce him to the whole town. At one of these balls were some of the High Lords and the High lady of the Witer court. Crazy. I think they’re doing a little bit too much. Everybody knows about him. AND COMMON! HE IS ONLY FREAKING FOUR MONTHS OLD!!

“Hi there! This is my idea on a new “book” on wattpad..it will be just a story from my imagination, because i love SJM and the acotar series is important for me just as much as the air, so i made up this in my mind (during the school) and i decided to talk about it not only with my friend, who i love the most, but also with someone who will find this! Hope you’ll like it!”

(That cover is my own (not the fanart of Gwyn but those writing etc. - btw the fanart is form MFT Fernandez)

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Is any of your projects inspired by Pride and Prejudice? I know it's one of your favourite books. Makes me wonder how a scenario like that could work in a fantasy setting.

Well, technically all of my projects are inspired by Pride and Prejudice because it altered my brain chemistry and set the standard for the sort of romance I like (along with Howl's Moving Castle). I have also jokingly described the elf marriage wip as "Pride and Prejudice by way of Lord of the Rings" so there's that. (Btw it is to P&P and LotR as what fuckin Wattpad romance is to P&P and LotR so it's a JOKE ok I am not this fuckin self-absorbed I swear)

As for whether something is directly inspired by it? No, not currently, though I have toyed with the idea of a fantasy Pride and Prejudice and even have some vague characters and settings for it. Mainly like, what if instead of money deciding your social standing, it'd be like, magic bloodlines or some shit. Girls getting married off not because their daddy is rich but because their daddy is a lich and they're all powerful necromancers.

The reason I don't have anything specific and tbh aren't eager to try it out, is mainly because P&P is such a cultural behemoth and I adore it so much that I feel like I'd fumble too much trying to recreate it and do it justice. I have issues with pretty much every P&P version and retelling that isn't the book (yes, even my beloved 1995 mini series), so trying to make one of my own while knowing how borked it's gonna be by virtue of not being P&P proper? I just don't think it'll be worth it, tbh.

I do think it's perfect for inspiration though, and I love seeing other people's takes on it, especially if they get it the way I do. If anyone else wants to write or has already written a fantasy P&P, please let me know! I'd love to read it!

[isawas-here]

about the author!

Hi my name is Isabella and I am a fanfic writer from time to time. I try to be active as BEST as I can I do have stuff that gets in the way of my personal life (sorry guys). I multi fandom writer but if I do get a request I will respond whether I am or not in the fandoms only cause if someone asks me something abt a character I don’t want to portray them in the worst way! I used to write on wattpad A LONG TIME AGO. But I’ve moved over here! I can write angst (a little rusty getting there 🙏🏽) 18+ content , wholesome content as well!

Fun facts!

I’m a yapper I’m sorry guys 💀

I ramble on here instead of writing

I LOVE CATS 🗣️🗣️

I’m a book reader (current read “The Inheritance Games / great btw)- (to an extent because their are some weird people that like to glorify bad things)

I’m a Leo if y’all care abt zodiacs!

I have a moodboard account on instagram if you wanna check it out (littlewild0ne)

I’m also an ENFP 🦅

Hozier is my favorite non metal artist!

[m0chigang]

March Wrap Up ✨

My iPad broke in the middle of the month, so most of the books I read or either borrowed or I already owned. I was NOT going to let this mess with my reading challenge. Also, just in case, there may be some spoilers because my emotions can get the better of me.

1. If We Were Villains - 5/5

When I say this book broke me, I mean it with every cell of my body. Only Shakespearean students would have such a dramatic and tragic life. The epilogue made my mood swing so hard like, I went from crying, to being mad to confused to hopeful to AO3 so I could find a post-canon fanfic to quench my need for a happy ending. I was so confused as to how Oliver got arrested, and then it all made sense. He is just stupid (in the most heartbreaking and beautiful way possible). Alexander was and is the best character.

2. Heartstopper volumes 1-4 - 5/5

I watched the TV show last year, I adored it, and a friend leaded me the comics. I was hoping for lighthearted romance after being destroyed by If We Were Villains and Daisy Jones and The Six (btw, the show destroyed me, and I’m obsessed with the music), and ALL I GOT WAS MORE TEARS. I spent volume 3 and 4 crying, it’s unfair but so beautiful at the same time. Nick and Charlie deserve the world, and I’m excited to know that we will have 2 more volumes.

3. Heracle’s Bow - 4/5

Another short story by Madeleine Miller (I have already sold my soul to her). I love how she writes, which is a big factor on the ratings I give her stories, but I was so confused for a while. Then I understood the story, the ending is heartbreaking (I feel like I’m repeating that a lot). I don’t know, I liked it, it’s what matters, and I am getting ready for Circe.

4. Warning: Fairy Tales - 4/5

I bought this when it was published after reading it on Wattpad. Yes, I’m a Wattpad girl, sue me. I just needed to laugh, and the way the author twists the tales is so fuma and I love it. I also found out he has 2 more fairy tale books, so now I have to buy them, so…. Another whole in my pocket.