#also I need to make a ship name for these two I’m open for suggestions tho!

[toasty-self-shipping]

anyway posts 2 am cringe because nobody won’t see it

reblogs and likes are ok!

original

[gojo-mochi]

One Piece Men + Where they like to kiss you:

Content Warnings: Fluff + Little Suggestive + Slight Angst on Sanji’s Part

Pairings: Monster Trio + Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1.8k

❥ Luffy: Everywhere I swear… Any opening he can find, he will kiss you there. Wearing something off the shoulder? Bam! Shoulder kisses! Wearing shorts? Oop-! You’re getting thigh kisses now, even if you’re both out in public. Your face gets 80% of the kisses that Luffy gives, usually in quick succession. Sometimes he will Gomu-Gomu his way to you, arms tightly wrapped around your waist, yelling your name, as he crashes his lips onto your face, like literally crashes.

Clank Thunk. Clank Thunk. … ClankClankClank That was the sound of Luffy’s sandal hitting the wooden boards of The Thousand Sunny, as he ran around the desk of the ship looking for something fun to do. (Or someone to bother). Unfortunately for him, Usopp was below deck with Franky working on a new project, Chopper and Brook were in the Medical Ward checking on supplies, Sanji already kicked him out of the kitchen twice now, and Zoro was sleeping somewhere…

Jinbei and Robin were reading some boring books or whatever, and Nami is scary when she’s mad, so Luffy didn’t bother her much. So there left you… all alone and clueless as you were enjoying sunbathing out in this weather in your new bikini. Shades on and frizzy drink in hand. Not a care in the world at the moment. Until you start hearing… Clank.. Thud … ClankClankClank

“Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!”

Luffy called out your name as he ran, stretched his arms on to your lounge chair, and slammed himself on to you. Your shades flew off into the sunset, and your drink poured the rest of its content onto you and Luffy as it fell from your hand.

“Lu!” You scolded your captain, who only gave a sheepish grin in return. “ShiShiShi, Sorry bout that.” He doesn’t seem that sorry about it, but how could you stay mad at him when he gives that signature sunlight smile? You sigh and start to get up to clean off the sticky residue that your drink left on the front of your chest.

“Wait-Nooooooooooo, Don’t goooooooooo, it’s boring out here, play with me, pleaseeee!” Luffy whined out, throwing his lips out into a pout at the end of his pleas. To make matters worse, he began to wrap his arms around your waist, multiple times, to ensure that you would stay and relieve his boredom. The soda had also splashed on his arms, so it was making you even stickier than before. You heave out another sigh, still getting up, this time dragging along your whiny Captain with you.

“I need to go get clean, Lu, I’m not staying out in the hot sun with this (You gesture at the soaked bikini) all over me. You can join me if you like, though.” You huffed out.

Luffy grinned, happy to do something that wasn’t just running around the ship bored. Still with arms wrapped around your waist, he started to kiss you on any open, bare skin. And with only a bikini on, there were a lot of places he could choose from. Your belly button? Smooch! Your collar bones! PeckPeckPeck. Your hands that were now trying to push him off? Kiss, Kiss, and a Lick.

“ShiShiShi, you taste good, Y/N.” Luffy smacked his lips as he tried to go for another lick off of your fingers. You grab his face as your own starts to heat up, “That’s cause of the drink that you spilled all over me.” You hissed at him, walking faster to get to the showers, you can have some privacy. Luffy just stares at you for a moment before leaning out of your grasp to kiss your lips this time.

“Nah, I think you taste good all the time!”

❥ Zoro: The top of your head. Zoro isn’t the openly affectionate type, preferring to show his love in more subtle ways and behind closed doors. It took a while for the two of you to start holding hands in public! Nami got a good laugh out of how red Zoro’s face was that day. That is why he finds it easiest to just go for a brisk kiss on the top of your head if you are out in public or near anyone. He can just lean down, plant a kiss, and stand back up straight without most people noticing a thing. Though, He still prefers to kiss you in private…

“One hundred and one, one hundred and two, one hundred and three….” You counted out lazily from your place on top of Zoro’s back. You wanted to spend time with him, but he was still in the middle of working out, so you compromised by including yourself as part of his workout. It was boring, to say the least. After the first hour of just ogling your boyfriend’s pecs and muscles, you thought he was done already, but here he is still on another set.

You began to trace the outline of Zoro’s back, up and down his shoulders, across his neck, down to the middle of his spine, and back up again. He was sweaty, but you didn’t mind it much. Fingers drumming along his tan skin, outlining old battle scars that have yet to fade. Unbeknownst to you, Zoro was slowing just a tiny bit due to your touches, his cheeks turning pink in color. His arms wobbled just a little when he felt you get off his back, he already misses your presence and your touch…

You yawned out loud, stretching out your limbs. You turn to your boyfriend with a sleepy gaze and say, "I'm going to go to sleep ‘ere alright?” You walked over to a corner of the room without waiting for a response and plopped down. Leaning your head back against the wall and letting the slow rocking of the Sunny lull you to a peaceful slumber Zoro’s gaze never once left you, when your warmth left his back. He still had more sets to go, but seeing your sleeping form, he decided, maybe it was time for a small break…

After wiping off all the sweat from his body, Zoro walked over to your corner. He settled down next to you, just watching the soft rise of your chest, the way your head tilts a bit when the Sunny hits a small wave, how you part your lips open so invitingly…

Still… no matter how inviting, he hates to wake you up if he tries something. Instead, he just leans in closer, arms snaking around your shoulder, letting your head fall softly onto him. He spends a good while just sitting there, listening to the creaks of the Sunny and the noises of his crewmates down below. Once he felt his eye starting to droop, his free hand went up to lightly caress your cheek. He stares for a moment, then just as softly kisses the top of your head. Smelling your shampoo, feeling how soft your hair was, and just enjoying your presence. Once done, he nestled his cheek against your hair, pulling you in even closer as he let his tiredness wash over him.

“…I love you, Y/N.”

❥ Sanji: The back of your hand at first. When he was first courting (simping) you, Sanji would pull out all the stops to try to impress you. By being the best Gentleman he can be; opening doors, pulling out your chair, , helping carry shopping bags, and the works. Alright, alright, he already does this for Nami and Robin and practically every girl he comes across, but he’s serious this time! When you finally started to flirt back, he was over the moon about it, Still wanting to keep up with his Gentlemanly act, he would take your hand and kiss the back of it, every time you went on a date or an outing. Sanji would keep the kisses simple, one on the cheek if you allowed it and most on the back of your hand, as he bows so deeply when meeting with you.

Once you got more comfortable in the relationship, you told Sanji that he didn’t need to keep this act up or keep holding himself back from you. You could obviously tell that Sanji wanted to do more than just simple kisses, but his fears didn’t allow him to push further lest you abandon him too… Now that you’ve reassured him that wasn’t the case, he found a new favorite place to kiss you…

You were both cuddling together in the lounge of the Aquarium. Legs tangled together, pressed right up against Sanji’s Chest, arms squeezing your waist and rubbing your back. You sigh contently, nuzzling up to Sanji, purring when his fingers came up to ruffle your hair, his nails tenderly scratching the base of your scalp. It took you a lot of time and puppy dog eyes to finally convince Sanji to take a break for a day and let someone else do the cooking for once. Franky even offered to host a barbeque in his stead!

However, Sanji insisted on at least helping marinate the meat for the barbeque before he could take a break. You practically had to drag him down to the lounge after he saw Usopp and Luffy messing with the grill. But now that you’re both here, in each other’s arms, the light of the aquarium basking over you, it’s peaceful and quiet. Something you know Sanji definitely needed. While you love your boyfriend for being so chivalrous and helpful, you could tell it takes its toll on him sometimes. He always does something for someone, never takes a break, never dies anything for himself. You were worried that maybe he didn’t know how to treat himself properly.  

Now that you were here, though, you were going to treat him right and make sure that he knew what he meant to the crew and to you most of all. “Y/N… thank you for this..” Sanji murmured, burying his head in the crook of your neck. You giggled when his facial hair tickled you but didn’t move away. Squeezing your arms around him tighter, you say “Of course, my love, anytime you want a break, you come find me, ok?”

Sanji didn’t respond with words but instead gave you faint kisses on your shoulder blades and neck. Trailing up to your ear and back down again. It made you vibrate with desire, but Sanji just held you close and did not advance any further than kissing. To be honest, this was his favorite place to kiss you, at the small junction between your neck and your shoulder. The first time he kissed there, your knees immediately went weak, and you shivered in his hold. He enjoyed having this type of power over you in the sense that he could be the one that made you heat up so much.

It showed him that you desired him, maybe just as much as he desired you. Now wasn’t the time for anything more than just kisses, though; he wanted to stay here, with you in his arms. Just feeling you close and knowing that you loved him was more than enough.

“….Thank you for loving me…”

[theshippirate22]

I have a theory

listen up bitches (gender neutral) (affectionate) i’ve been cooking this for an incredibly long time and i’m very very excited to share it but it is gonna be long so i’m putting it under a cut

my theory is that there has been a new set of archetypes created by popular m/m media either in canon or coding and i would love if it was more widely recognized by a distinct name so here we go:

I present to you: The Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill Boyfriends™️ Theory

i need to preface this by saying that i am absolutely not an english major or expert but i have done so much analysis that i’m 98% positive i’m on to something here

so usually mlm ships- at least in my experience- get boiled down into typical Grumpy x Sunshine, Golden Retriever x Black Cat, or like. Babygirl x Badass. and i hate that because those are like really watered down hetero romance stereotypes and i think queer people deserve to get our own archetypes instead of trying to force queer characters into prepaid boxes but that’s a story for another day so:

basically, all content with widely accepted mlm ships (even if they are more in coding than in canon) has this pattern with the ship that fits into Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill

(name pending- open to suggestions)

Boyfriend No.1 of course is the epitome of Mirrorball by Taylor Swift (i know, i know. bear with me here). He’s constantly trying to prove himself and his worth and usually he’s driven to hide or overcome 1-3 specific and intense insecurities/character flaws. He often has innate loyalty to a system or person who has repeatedly abused/neglected/abandoned him and thinks that this treatment is a result of his own character rather than a reflection of the abuser. In relation to the plot and audience, this is the “more dangerous” of the two because he’s so desperate to hold onto the status quo that he’ll often act in a way that makes things more difficult for himself, often by leaving Boyfriend No. 2, sacrificing himself, or doing “the wrong thing.” He also commonly has an older male figure that is breathing down his neck constantly, haunting his perceived inadequacies, and fueling his self-loathing. He’s constantly mischaracterized because he’s either boiled down to “the silly one” or a visage of his trauma and the people that relate to love these characters are usually extremely sad people. Usually this character is also the “mean girl” of the couple.

Examples of the Mirrorball boyfriend: Dean Winchester, Aziraphale, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Sherlock Holmes, Eddie Munson, Mike Wheeler, Prince Rupert, etc.

Boyfriend No. 2 then, is the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend, based of course, on the song by the same name by the perfect Kate Bush. He’s the one that’s seen The Horrors™️ and gained a layer of cynicism that Mirrorball doesn’t have. He was once loyal to something that used/hurt him but he rejected it and used his newfound freedom to restructure his entire personality and reach his much higher potential. Usually, he has passed so far from having a few insecurities to perceiving himself as utterly worthless and unlovable but he’s so convinced that it doesn’t even haunt him, he just goes with it and usually comes off looking overly-confident or cocky. This is The Bitch (affectionate)™️. There’s probably a scene of him covered in blood. This is The Girls’ favorite blorbo and ultimate whump. He tends to be really good with kids and he’s the kind of character that would and often has to CLAW a life out for himself by his fingernails.

Examples of the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend: Castiel, Crowley, Ed Teach, Black Pete, John Watson, Steve Harrington, Will Byers, Prince Amir, etc.

unfortunately i haven’t seen a lot of popular queer stuff so if you can think of other mlm or mlm shaped characters that fit into these archetypes please please please tell me

i’m specifically curious about:

-Hannigram (Hannibal)

-Buddy (911) (@criminally-obsessed if you would mind weighing in but obviously no pressure)

-Lokius (Loki) (@henderdads same thing)

-Any of the marauders but specifically WolfStar

-Stucky (MCU)

-RWRB (i’m so sorry i don’t remember the guys’ names)

-Nick and Charlie (Heartstopper)

-What We Do In the Shadows has one I think?

-literally anyone else please and thank you 🙏🙏 love you all

if you want like explicit examples of each piece for a character lmk for sure because i could talk about this all day long

[the-writer-mao]

|| Ohsama Sentai KingOhger ||

Disney AU One-Shots

Hymeno Ran -

Across the Princessverse

[ not my art‼️ creds to @106cm94689 on Twitter X, ty @meganechan05 ]

Tangled || The Kingdom Dance ||

Hymeno + Yanma

Beauty & the Beast || There may be something there that wasn’t there before ||

Hymeno + Kaguragi

Cinderella || A Dream is a Wish your Heart makes ||

Hymeno + Jeramie

Aladdin || A Whole New World ||

Hymeno + Gira

Sleeping Beauty || I walked with you once upon a dream ||

Hymeno + Rita

<< Potential Ideas >>

Frozen || Beware the Frozen Heart ||

Mulan || I’ll make a Man out of You ||

The Little Mermaid || Part of your World ||

Pairings ????

Ok so I saw this fanart on Pinterest ages ago while I was in uni, and I’ve always wanted to write some Drabbles/one-shots of Hymeno as different Disney princesses. For each AU the other royals will be the other leading partner, (and support characters!)

Now one thing I need people’s help on is who is who in each one shot- like for example, I would love to see Yanma and Hymeno in Rapunzel’s story, but Yanma as Aladdin ALSO makes so much sense.

Another instance, I love Rita and they’re quite the character, it’s difficult to settle on which Disney prince they could be- in the art they’re Prince Phillip of Aurora’s story but I’m not sure he matches Rita, but their song and vibe of “we’ve met before” is so pleasing

HOWEVER I may write these aus in a way it’s still true to the KingOhger characterization- slightly change things so that I don’t take away too much from the Kings that we know, especially Hymeno.

I am 100% OPEN to suggestions/votes for other Disney princess aus to replace the current ones I’ve listed, (Mulan, the little Mermaid, even Frozen like a sibling dynamic would be great too). I grew up with Disney and know all these stories by heart- the fanart was only potential inspo. (Also if anyone knows the artist pls drop their name cause I would love to credit them).

Also while there are pairings I don’t necessarily ship romantically, it’s more so about the fun of adapting and crossing two fandoms I love and to practice writing.

[onceuponapuffin]

My Good Omens Season 3 Predictions

Based on the Amazon Playlist and Established Patterns in S1 and S2

I’ve been listening to the songs on the official playlist that Amazon released in December, and I’ve been thinking about it non-stop. It’s been long enough, and now I feel like I have a solid enough footing to have ideas about season 3 based on the information given to us by the playlist (especially the songs Neil provided). Keep in mind that this is my speculation only. I may be entirely wrong, this post may age poorly, but I am okay with that. At the end of the day, I know for absolute fact that I will be THRILLED with whatever season 3 actually brings (But please – for my sanity – let there be a happy ending for Crowley and Aziraphale).

First of all, we know the season was outlined back in 2005, and I would assume (for the sake of this post if nothing else) that by the time the s3 announcement came, Prime had the general outline. And so, in the spirit of how this show does things, the playlist is full of Clues.

GIF by fuckyeahgoodomens

I’ll put the songs in parenthesis as I go.

Between “Before the Beginning” and “In the Beginning,” i.e. Flashback 1:

We’re going to start the season with Crowley’s Fall (Midnight Rain). Neil has said that he’s not going to ever tell us Starmaker’s name, so I’m not expecting that. But we know that each season starts with a prologue, and we also know that these flashback mirror the current events. Crowley’s Fall makes a lot of sense to start with because it is the first thing that pulls him and Aziraphale apart. And where are we starting from in present day? The Divorce.

How Are Crowley and Aziraphale Doing?

Bad (I’m a Mess). Crowley presents fine to the world, but we, who know him, can see he is struggling. I don’t know if he’ll actually go to therapy, but I would adore it if we got a glimpse of Crowley trying it and being like “NOPE” when it got too hard. He keeps expecting Aziraphale to walk around every corner, and keeps replaying the divorce in his mind (Just My Imagination).

Aziraphale isn’t doing well either. The Kiss, and by extension his last conversation with Crowley plays on his mind all the time (Could’ve Been).

Very soon after the playlist was released, one of my Good Omens friends on Discord (I forget who it was, I am so sorry), suggested that maybe Aziraphale is communicating with Crowley through his dreams. Honestly, I am so on board with this. With the number of songs that mention dreams and daydreams in this playlist, there is no way that Crowley’s dreams and/or imagination won’t play some kind of role in this season (In Dreams, Just My Imagination).

Minisodes

The Titanic

I think the most interesting thing is that we’re going to have at least one minisode about them alone through time. It’s something that we haven’t seen before, and it parallels their current journey.

That being said, I think one of these will be the Titanic (My Heart Will Go On). Here’s how I see it happening:

Crowley is the one on the ship. He’s not there to sink it, he’s just there to enjoy himself. Maybe he plays around with the kids a bit, maybe he makes friends. Point is, the humans have built this supposedly-unsinkable ship of dreams and he just has to see it. He’s there when it sinks. Maybe he even tries to save people or get the other ships to come faster, but he can’t save everyone.

Heartbroken, he returns home to his dark flat. He doesn’t turn on any lights. There are two envelopes waiting for him. He sits at the table to read them in the dark. The first is a commendation from Hell:

“Great job sinking the Titanic! Downstairs are Very Impressed with your work, as always!” He scoffs and tosses it aside. The second one is from Aziraphale.

Oh great, he thinks, Just what I need, a little ‘oh how dare you drown all those people you evil demon you.’ when I’m already feeling like shit. He opens it anyway. The first lines read:

“My Dear Crowley,

I heard that you were aboard the Titanic when it sank. Are you alright?”

Crowley breaks down and cries. ~End Scene~

1941

The playlist has Heart and Soul on it, but not a recent version – it’s specifically one that was recorded in 1939. So we’re almost definitely getting 1941 Part 3.

GIF by mimisempai

We’re going to find out what happened to cause their huge shift in dynamics from Date Night to 1967, and I think it’s a kiss. Maybe a kiss on the cheek? I’m not entirely sure. I do hope they get to slow dance to A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square though.

The Reunion

My friends, it will not go well. This is one of the songs that Neil chose – Cry Me a River. It just reeks of Aziraphale coming back and Crowley being (understandably, and rightly) being bitter towards him. Aziraphale will, eventually, I’m sure, get back in his good books, but he’s gonna need more than an I Was Wrong Dance to do it.

(Actually?) Saving the World

Okay so being perfectly honest, the only reason either of them are the lead characters in this series is because they’re so freaking loveable. They are very bad at their jobs. Anathema, Newt, and Adam saved the world in S1, and although the Husbands gave Adam a little pep-talk, I think he’s smart enough that he could have managed it on his own if he had to.

So, this time they actually need to save the world and have an actual plan. This is where I think a second body swap will happen – hear me out! First of all, remember that no one aside from Gabriel (who is Someone Knows Where), none of the angels or demons have figured out their trick from the first time. So I don’t think it is the plan, but I do think it will be part of the plan. Where am I pulling this idea from? The Show Must Go On, another one of Neil’s choices. It sounds like it’s from Aziraphale’s perspective, but Queen songs are usually associated with Crowley. Seems odd, right? Maybe because it is. Maybe because they swap.

The Book of Life

I think we’re going to see The Book of Life, and I think it’s going to basically be The Book of Love. I think this is where we’re going to get the Main Thesis. The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, if you will. Love. It’s supposed to be Love.

The Book of Love – another of Neil’s choices.

Epilogue

I predict they get their South Downs cottage (Neil said “not yet,” which implies it’s coming). And there’s also a wedding, though I’m not sure whose it will be (The Book of Love). I REALLY hope that it’s Crowley and Aziraphale, because they deserve that kind of happy ending, and Neil is too much of an Ally not to realize how important it is that they get to Live Happily Ever After.

One Last Thought

I still have no idea what to make of I’d Rather Go Blind. That’s it. That’s the last thought I wanted to share that doesn’t really fit in anywhere else.

Thanks for going on this journey with me. Let’s make our Bingo cards and see if I managed to get anything right in 3-4 years.

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Update: rewrote the entire page on 8/28/2020! update 8/31/2020 added the #s 7 and 8 questions update 7 16 2024 minor clarification edits.

[perotovar]

erin i LOVE your writing challenge!!! even though i don’t practice paganism, being nordic norse mythology and language is obviously very close to my heart and soul <3 i’m sure a bunch have been claimed already, but i’d love to write something relating to Freyr, Hel, Vidar (that’s my neighbor’s name asjshdghs), or Skadi! but am also open to any of the others if there are few left or unclaimed. thank you for making this and sharing !!! can’t wait to hear more of your thoughts behind the pairings etc <3

ZIGGY, MY DARLING i'm so happy to see you here and LOL at your neighbor's name being vidar 😂

you get skadi/frankie! and she's a fascinating goddess, so i'm excited to see what you do with her!

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Jotun, goddess of winter, skiing, bow-hunting, and mountains. Unwilling wife of Njörðr, god of the sea and ships.

It’s possible she’s the mother of Freyja and Freyr, but there’s only one source that says this.

Her main goal is to avenge her father, but the Aesir settle her down with the compensation of trying to make her laugh. Loki plays the jester and succeeds in making her laugh.

She wasn’t allowed to pick her husband outright, because if she could, she would’ve picked Baldr. She was forced to choose by only seeing the group of men’s feet. She picked the nicest/cleanest ones (thinking they’d be Baldr’s), but they were Njordr’s.

There’s evidence within the language that we have that my suggest Skadi is actually transfeminine. Her name seems to have masculine origin. The mythological reasoning for this is in the gender roles between her and Njordr’s marriage.

In one of the few myths we have of Skadi, she gathers her weapons, dons armor and helm, and sets off to avenge her father (who was actually killed by Thor), which is typically a more masculine role in myth. Her quest for revenge is satiated by an offering of a spouse, which is typically a feminine role, in the form of Njordr. There’s also evidence in language and myth to suggest that Njordr is transmasculine.

As fascinating as this is, this myth suggests that there’s been other retellings of the same story, since Njordr and Skadi are very explicitly masculine and feminine, respectfully. It’s just another example of Norse myths and sagas bending the traditional gender roles, which was quite common.

Their marriage was not meant to last, however. Their associations (the sea and the mountains) could not be more distinctly different. This shows us how the Norse handled divorce, because their separation was amicable. They simply realized they were just two incompatible people, recognized that, and decided to separate so as not to harm one another.

Considered a “self-made” goddess, since she wasn’t born among the Aesir or the Vanir. Extremely independent. Described as encompassing all aspects of winter: the harshness, the resilience needed to survive, the icy beauty, and the comforting warmth of a fire after braving the cold. Very direct, but not unkind.

Appeals to women in male-dominated spaces or queer people in heterosexual spaces. Basically, anyone that feels “othered”.

Strong survivalist, self-reliant, powerful, and brave. She represents standing up for what’s right, even against impossible odds.

Offerings: Hot beverages to keep her warm on those cold mountain peaks. Meat from hunted animals. Acts of devotion (skiiing, archery, hunting, etc). Bear and winter imagery/iconography.

your moodboard:

[ask-the-clergy-bc]

Is it possible to get mist interacting with a siren?

I will always happily write for our Water Queen <3

G/N Reader

Platonic/Non Romantic/ Friendship

Siren Reader

Mist and a Siren Reader

-believe it or not, sirens are very similar to a lot of water ghouls. They have a habit of hunting and luring prey similar ways. Both are also pretty elusive if you tried to catch one!

-Mist is especially more receptive to you as a siren because you both come from the ocean. Despite how her nickname suggests she’s named for weather or freshwater, she’s actually from Hell’s temperamental seas! Ocean life is much different than freshwater, so you both know your way around the sea. Oceanic ghouls are less common on Earth as they are particularly difficult to summon, leaving Mist feeling pretty lonely.

-You both bonded when you felt each other’s connection to water and have been inseparable ever since. You were a siren on a coastal abbey, and you did join the Ministry when you felt safe to, but you ALWAYS miss the ocean. So just like Mist, you were starved for someone who understood you. Siblings are just humans so they don’t understand how badly you need the ocean like they need air. And truthfully, you don’t disclose your nature to many.

-The two of you swim together a LOT! Your abbey is on a cliff side to the sea off the coast. You both regularly scare the shit out of the other siblings when you dive off the cliffs together! But you are fine, it’s not painful for either of you and you get the best jump!! (Though they did scold you both several times because of it.) it’s just your favorite diving platform and you enjoy the rolling waves as you enter from so high!

-You have shown Mist your favorite basking rock. It has the perfect amount of open water around it and enough room for the two of you to relax. Once in a while you even see ships sailing far away. As tempting as it is, the Clergy members running your home have warned you not to mess with any ships… a bummer really!

-Mist has shown you the best hiding place in the cliffs, a private little cave connected to a small beach. No one else is able to get to it because it doesn’t connect to the mainland. The both of you spend hours there together when not on duty. It’s your own little paradise!

-Mist is very protective of you, and you have to convince her that you’re fine pretending to be a human. A part of her feels that if you’re out of the water too long you might get sick and feel ‘beached.’ It makes you laugh every time. One of your most used phrases is “I’m a SIREN not a FISH!!”

-You don’t like to admit it but you do have the famous ‘Siren Call’. Your voice is beautiful and clear. But you hate people pestering for you to sing. Granted, you can definitely sing without hypnotizing people, but you don’t take requests! Mist is the only living being who has heard you sing and she adores it. And your favorite part? Ghouls aren’t susceptible to the magic of your powers. At least a couple times she has listened to your Call and found it beautiful. It’s a running joke between you that it doesn’t work on her!

-Despite being a bass ghoul, Mist is incredibly talented at acoustic guitar. You sing and she plays to it. It’s a lovely duo you make!

-Your favorite activity is finding rocks and shells together. You have a shared collection going.

[setaripendragon]

Hello, I'm intrigued by "404 Battalion Not Found". Can you tell me more ?

Yes! =D

So, this one was inspired by a line in... General Jocasta, I think? Also borrows heavily from fandom's tattooine slave culture and the lore established in... the Double Agent Vader series?

It's a timetravel fic where Cody wakes up as a tiny clone toddler and basically makes it his mission to save as many of his brothers as he can, by slicing the decomissioning droid and making it sedate rather than kill the decomissioned clones.

This causes more problems than it solves. He has to deal with trying to hide, feed, and supply an exponentially growing cadre of enhanced (and thus bored) toddlers, most of whom have some form of 'disability', some of whom are actually very badly sick.

Eventually, Cody manages to get them a way off Kamino via a freed slave turned cargo freighter pilot, who recruits some other people to help them set up a refugee camp/outpost on a mostly uninhabited planet, where they grow up more or less running wild on a deathworld.

The fic probably isn't going to quite cover this except maybe in an epilogue, but eventually, when the clone wars start, this little colony is going to be like 'those are our brothers out there, dying for no good goddamn reason' and call for volunteers to make up a rescue battalion that everyone else is very absolutely sure should not exist.

Hence the title.

The fic was originally meant as a short backstory oneshot to a bigger Cody/Mace timetravel fic I had planned, but it grew out of control on me (as per usual with my backstory ideas ^^"). The first chapter needs some serious reworking, and I'm still a couple chapters away from finished, but it's mostly plotted out, I just wandered away from Star Wars before I quite managed to finish it.

Have an excerpt:

Warily, Gerda looks around the cockpit, paying more attention to the little things. The drawer under the dash isn’t quite shut, though nothing seems to be missing when she opens it to check. There’s a scuff-mark on the arm of the co-pilot’s chair that Gerda’s pretty sure she would have noticed before now. If it weren’t for the missing crates, she might have dismissed it all, but with everything put together, she’s pretty damn sure something’s not right here. She gets up, planning to go tell Eedi they’ve had an intruder on the ship, only to freeze in place, half-turned and half-upright, when she spots said intruder attempting to back away down the corridor to the bunkroom.

It’s a toddler.

A human or close-human toddler in a grey onesie, their skin only a little lighter than her own, but their hair dark instead of ruddy, cropped short and just a little curly, staring at her with an almost angry look of defiance on their chubby little face.

“Hi,” Gerda says, for lack of anything better to say.

“Hullo,” the toddler says, slow and wary. They don’t sound frightened, but their eyes dart around the cockpit in a way that suggests they’re looking for a rescue, or an escape.

Slowly, Gerda stands up properly. The kid clenches their jaw as they stare up at her. Gerda crouches down, a little awkwardly between the two pilot’s seats, and offers the kid a smile. “I’m Gerda, and this beautiful lady is the Tanager,” she introduces, patting the pilot’s seat as she names the ship. “What’s your name?”

The kid’s eyes narrow at her. “Cresh-Cresh-Twenty-Two-Twenty-Four,” they say, rattling the number off by rote, and a chill goes down Gerda’s spine.

“That’s a number, not a name,” Gerda says, very softly. The kid – Gerda is not going to call him by a registration number, she is not – only blinks at her, not even confused past the wariness he’s still regarding her with. “Is that what people call you here?”

The kid nods. “My brothers call me Twenny-Four,” he offers.

“Brothers?” Gerda asks, pulling up a mask over her growing horror, a mask she hasn’t wanted to use or had to use in years. A mask she’d hoped she’d left far behind her. “I have a brother, too. Well, he’s my wife’s brother, which makes him my brother, but there’s only one of him. How many do you have?”

“Ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-five,” the kid answers, then shrugs. “Less than that.”

Gerda’s going to scream. “Less?” she asks, even though she doesn’t want to know. She does not want to know. …She needs to know, anyway.

“The defective ones get taken, and they don’t come back,” the kid explains. They – he, probably he if he’s calling them all brothers – still haven’t stopped watching her like she’s a threat, despite the factual, bland way he’s been answering her questions. He’s one eerie kid, Gerda can’t help but think. His vocabulary is too good and his diction is only slightly warped by childishness. “Some didn’t come out of the tubes right, but they took Eighteen because he cried too much and Twenny-Six because he was growing feathers instead of hair.”

“Do you know where they took them?” Gerda asks around the lump in her throat.

“The decommissioning centre,” the kid answers dutifully. Gerda closes her eyes and takes a moment to just breathe through the horror. Kids. Babies, killed because they cried too much. Gerda’s no stranger to the horrors of the galaxy, but there’s something about the clinical wording and the kid’s well-trained apathy that shatters her own carefully built defences.

[demenior]

Happy wip Wednesday. Today I offer you an older, unpublished piece I'm still obsessed with. I was trying to write it before the Fjorigins comic was released, but, alas. So it's non-canon.

Fjord and Vandran's first meeting. Sabian is there too.

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“Stowaways,” Captain Vandran observes. He’s sitting behind a large desk in the captain’s cabin.

Fjord balls his hands into fists to keep them from trembling.

The captain looks to the man standing behind Sabian. The quartermaster, if Fjord heard him right.

“How the fuck did we get stowaways?” the captain has a deep drawl to his voice. He speaks in low tones, which make it sound like he’s not bothered. His sharp gaze suggests otherwise.

“Hell if I know,” the quartermaster shrugs, “I’ve got the men sweeping the brig, but I think it’s just these two brats.”

Vandran nods in agreement, and then focuses his eyes on Fjord and Sabian. He’s got such an intense gaze, that Fjord is certain that this man will kill them. His waxed moustache twitches as his lips curl into a snarl.

“The hell are you boys doing on my ship?”

Sabian’s looking at Fjord. Fjord isn’t sure what to say. He knows the zhelezo in Port Damali, knows what to say as a half-orc and an orphan to appease them into letting him go when he gets into trouble. Knows how to charm the matron at the Asylum into letting him stay just one more night, even though he’s too old to be living on handouts. And now he’s here, out on the open sea, and Fjord doesn’t know what to say.

“You’re Stones?” Vandran guesses. It’s not too hard a guess. Boys wearing ragged pants that are too short at the ankle. Shirts that are threadbare and stained with age. Sabian stole an open vest off a clothesline a few weeks back, but neither of them can afford another shirt or even shoes. They look like what everyone expects of the Asylum wards.

“We’re w-willing to work for passage,” Fjord says. His voice sounds high-pitched, a flighty bird compared to the steady force of the Captains’ drawl.

Captain Vandran sighs loudly, “And what use are two boys to me, Mr. Stone?”

This is the furthest Fjord has ever been from Port Damali and the first thing anyone knows about him is that he’s a fucking Stone.

“That’s not my name!” Fjord snaps.

It draws the captain’s full attention. Fjord squares his shoulders. Stares back.

“That is the name given to wards of the state, am I wrong?” the captain asks.

“It was given to me,” Fjord admits. His voice cracks, “but I don’t want it. My name is Fjord.”

Captain Vandran nods slowly. Looks to Sabian, but Sabian can’t hold his gaze.

“We can work,” Fjord says again. Sabian’s gone mute, so it’s up to Fjord to save them, “whatever needs doing—cleaning, cooking. I’m-- I know how to mend. I can sew. Or—or I learn fast. Whatever you need.”

The captain nods slowly, strokes a hand down his pointed beard. Looks up to the quartermaster again. Fjord turns his head to watch the silent conversation play out. He doesn’t know them well enough to read them. The captain is too stoic to gauge his emotions.

“Do you know what the policy is for stowaways, boy?” Captain Vandran asks.

Fjord thinks carefully, “They—they get reported to the zhelezo? When you dock?”

Vandran taps his fingers on his desk, “That’s what they say, yes. But how often do you think a stowaway actually makes it back to shore?”

Sabian whimpers. Fjord digs his fingernails into his palms. Thinks about all the kids at the Driftwood who caused too much trouble, and were “adopted”: never to be seen again. Thinks about slinking around the docks and staying near crowds so the zhelezo can’t use him as a scapegoat. He’s been one step ahead of a world that doesn’t want him his whole life. Fjord tries to convince himself that this threat is nothing new.

He’s also aware that you can only run for so long. Death only has to catch him once.

“Are you—are you going to kill us?” Fjord asks.

Captain Vandran stands up. Fjord’s heart leaps into his throat. The man makes his way around his desk without breaking eye contact. He stops in front of Fjord. Fjord can’t take his eyes off of him. He feels the same kind of shame that wells up in him when he’d be singled out for games of playing hero, when Fjord was always picked to play the monster the other children would kill. The kind of shame that can still bring tears to his eyes if he lets it. He won’t give anyone the satisfaction of making him cry ever again.

Captain Vandran stares at Fjord. Fjord balls his hands into fists. He’s tall, but he doesn’t have the same kind of muscle as working men. He can’t win this fight, but he’s going to give it his all.

Captain Vandran glances again to his quartermaster. The corner of his mouth curls upwards. One of his teeth is gold-capped.

“It’s a nice day. I’d hate to ruin it with some killing. Wouldn’t you agree, Mr. Dhelir?”

“Aye,” the quartermaster says, “bad luck to do something like that, with the weather as it is.”

“So Mr. Fjord. And Mr. Stone,” Captain Vandran says, “I’m not going to kill you. Not today, at least. While the weather, and my patience, still holds.”

Sabian sighs in relief. It comes out as a whine. Fjord keeps his eyes locked on the captain. There’s going to be a but, he knows it. The captain watches him right back.

“Get them some food. They look like they haven’t eaten in weeks,” Captain Vandran orders, “and then find them some work.”

Captain Vandran leans back, breaking away from Fjord. Fjord keeps his fists tight to keep from shaking. His chest aches like he ran a marathon, and he’s lightheaded with relief.

“Thank you,” Fjord hears himself say. Sabian has the sense to find his tongue again and blurts out a thank you as well. This has to be a trick. There’s no way this isn’t a trap of some sort.

Fjord can’t tell when the hammer is going to drop. But for now, he’s alive.

“Don’t make me regret it,” the captain orders.

[chilapis]

hi i’m in love with genshin lapis can u tell me her lore can u tell me everything can i know i wanna know im so curious im sitting here w my notes eagerly awaiting ur response ✍️ i love u btw

hi, hello ! i love you too . also i read your tags & i think they absolutely can be friends. two of them (they’re going to beat people to death together)

do be warned that there is heavy projection because yeah ajax is like. with me-with me (real) (mentally ill) but also if i’m making a s/i to ship with him as well … tragically she will be suffering from the same deeply rooted character flaws as myself.

genshin lapis is . quite literally just a retired, immortal warlord who just wants a simple, domestic now.

beautiful woman who used to consider international peace a mere (unhelpful) suggestion is now trying to help people finalise their divorces and drafting contracts for business. she isn’t particularly affiliated with any region mostly because she isn’t, open about who she really is? so she’ll spend centuries in a nation, and then move to another every 60-70 years or so til she completes the rotation and then start all over; new name, new identity, new past, but the same face and the same profession. she loves liyue with all her heart but tends to stay there the least because one in every three people there are more than at-least 150 years old and she has gotten that “wait, don’t i fucking know you” look from a little too many people for her liking. she also avoids old people like the plague for this same reason because she doesn’t want to see the gears click in someone’s 90 year old grandma’s head.

except the thing is that she doesn’t need to be open because she makes it so painfully obvious. you know how most non-mortal or long-waiting characters in genshin will just shut up and entertain their mortal company’s false assumptions and beliefs? not her ! her pride is far too big for that. if you’re wrong she’ll tell you that you’re wrong and she knows because she was there (the realisation of what she said will hit her in exactly 10 minutes once her tangent is over. everyone who knows her falls into either one of two categories: either they think she is insane, or they think she is immortal. Both are correct.

i feel like despite being in the legal field she does not particularly. care about justice or law; in the sense that she doesn’t quite, believe in it existing anymore? she helps people out, don’t get me wrong; she’ll even do it pro-bono, free of charge, but her acts of kindness feel more like tossing a slab of meat to a caged animal than actually doing something nice, if that makes sense. there’s this, looming feeling of detachment from everyone and everything that she cannot shake off & she knows it’s because immortality has deeply affected her ability to relate to others or form connections but she’s helpless in the sense that she she doesn’t even know what a life beyond this would be like, and she’s not sure if she wants to. societies are moral-run now; there’s more rules, there are new concepts.

& then she meets ajax & ends up forming not only just an emotional attachment but one that is so intense and overwhelming that she doesn’t . know what the hell to do about it. she is freaking out because this is probably the first time she’s ever felt this way & he’s there & he’s talking to her & she doesn’t know what it is but she’s staring at him with such wide eyes. also gets super protective of him, even after finding out that he is literally the 11th harbinger. the relationship is what would get her back to her old spirits of um . killing and battling and conquering. except in the past she did it for the sake of it. she did it for the act itself. but now it’s for him — now she does it because she knows he wants power and honestly, she does too! she may have repressed it for a bit but she also wants to be on top of the food chain! just like how she used to before! & now they can do it together!

except there’s . one teeny tiny issue. she isn’t fond of the fatui; she didn’t mind before and even took on a few cases for some of them but after knowing ajax & loving ajax she will start kicking and screaming and unsheathing her sword the moment the tsaritsa is mentioned. she actually doesn’t even mind the harbingers all too much (except pulcinella) (she has beaten him up and will do so again DO NOT let this woman near a retirement house she is not afraid to fight senile white men) but the tsaritsa just . makes her blood boil for some reason. I think a part of her (her ego) might even lead her to wanting to play god herself but um. we’ll see about that

she LOVES a good spar though. chilapis love language (we fall deeper in love every time one of us backs the other into a corner). I feel like the first time she saw foul legacy, childe was expecting her to be afraid or nervous, and he thought she was because she kept looking away but no she was just un. Deeply flustered and appreciative of his form. after she finds out what a toll it takes on him though she refuses to ever let him use it when they're playfighting. ALSO SHE LOVES HIS FAMILY? she never had one herself so domestic comfort is such a new concept for her and it makes her so giddy. i feel like after meeting ajax she just tags along with him on his missions. her job? her affiliations? her home? who cares, she finally found what’s truly hers. she won't ever bring it up herself but if he told her to permanently move to shneznaya i think she would. in a heartbest. i feel like she’d be the first to bring up marriage though. childe may want to simply date at first, see how things pan out, but she’d be like dating …..? What is this “dating” you speak of ….. She is actually fully aware of modern concepts 60% of the time but she likes to play dumb. especially when he’s around.

[lifeneedsrot]

🥀no minors! We don’t really post nsfw we’re just not comfortable with minors. Please block us if you’re a minor, we won’t be upset <3

🧦please please just block us and keep us blocked if you don’t like us

🥀starship system, yadda yadda, no host, 37 alters. Every post is tagged “[alter] starshipsys”. This account is for finding friends! If we followed you here, we’re open to friendship! Our previous account is starshipsys. We have no DNI, just know we’ll block you if we don’t like you. Alter intros under the cut!

🌈HI WE KNOW YOU NOT SPOSED SHARE SYSKID AGES BUT WE ACTUALLY DONT CARE AND ALSO TAKE CARE OURSELVES SO NOBDOY GET HURT. LOTS US KIDS ANYWAY SO WHY HIDE SO MUCH SYSTEM. WE YAKE CARE OF OURSELVES!!!!!

🔥we are “proship”. If we followed you and you have “proship” on your dni, you’re welcome to block, however, may I suggest you learn what “proship” means, and not the propaganda you’ve been fed by “antis”? Ship and let ship, don’t like don’t read, your kink is not my kink, tag your fiction properly, censorship of fiction will lead to censorship of queer identities: these are the core “proship” beliefs. If you agree with them, you are “proship”, whether you wish to be associated or not. We don’t actually care about fandom nonsense nor are we passionate about shipping. Proship is in quotes because I find the entire argument ridiculous to begin with, obviously fiction is not reality and anyone with half a brain can differentiate the two. If you can watch a horror movie without real trauma, other people can read weird smut without acting out anything dangerous. If you are disgusted by a certain fictional action, you’re welcome to not engage with it, but you have no right to enforce censorship out of disgust. That is how queer people become censored. Yes, that includes your disgust for That.

🔥we are pro good-faith identities. That includes endos. It is not “punk” to be anti good-faith identities.

Emoji - name - pronouns - headspace age

🌰 - Acorn - they/he - 5

🌰hi I’m a memory holder. There’s rainbow, starlight, me, agate, prince, elizabeth, indigo, socks, quasi, and merlin in order. Maverick is the current memory collector. I like playing outside and good sticks and having adventures

🧤 - Agate - they/them - 8

🧤hi. I like gloves and playing in mud. I like bugs. I’m sad a lot. I’m also lonely a lot. I like littlest pet shops. I like being cozy inside with soup on rainy days. I like cats. My role is to make sure we express our feelings or something like that, I don’t know.

🪩 - Boppie - they/them - 21

🪩honestly imma just copy paste from our last intro whatev. Hey!!!!!!! I’m TONS of fun, I like dancing, I like being loud, and I like not giving a shit. I’m totally chill. I’m better at in person interactions than online, tbh. I wanna go to a rave and to a bunch of conventions and festivals and parades and honestly if it’s a loud party, I wanna be there. Unforchy maverick says No Never to all my wants and needs, waaaaaahhh. Can’t even drink alcohol. Can’t EVEN have COFFEE. No substances allowed. I’ll prolly talk about wanting to try shit and whine about how nobody lets me have any fun. I like music and singing and sometimes I play around on beepbox to make songs. I’m awful at it lawl but it’s fun!! I can’t survive without constant stimulation, so like, stimulate me. LMAO

♠️ - Cole - he/it - 19

♠️hey. I’m a living weapon. A knife to be exact. I like sharp objects. I don’t have much to say. I used to be a persecutor that harmed the body. I don’t want to harm anyone anymore. Our blades will only be used for protection. Not harming. I like space and stars.

🐰 - Daisy - she/bun - 7

🐰hi I’m daisy. I like bunnies. I also like sewing. Um I love tazzy. He seems scary but he’s actually really nice. I like my little pony friendship is magic. I like playing pony town. Sometimes I say everypony instead of everybody because it makes me happy. I really like cuddles.

🎀 - Elizabeth - she/her - 10

🎀Hello. I like tea and dresses. I also like cake. I like princesses, especially Cinderella and Aurora (Sleeping Beauty). Anastasia is also nice. I like animated movies. 2D, not 3D. I think 3D animation is stupid and not very creative because everyone is doing it nowadays. Coraline is good though, because it’s Claymation, which to me is not the same as 3D animation.

🔭 - Estella - she/they - 21

🔭I’m the matchmaker of the system! I try to match alters with other alters that’ll meet their needs. I also love creative projects, specifically videogames, and want to learn how to make our own videogames. I’m a robot catgirl :3 ALSO I love minecraft!! I am so bad at it but I love it though

🐁 - Fobi - it/she - unclear

🐁whhhhhy am I being made to front. Hhh. Okay. I like running away. I am the flee stress response. If I’m fronting, something bad is probably happening to us. I’m not particularly social. I don’t want to do anything but ESCAPE

🦇 - Grim - it/its - unclear

🦇I like being hurt… I don’t know… I’m kind of messed up. My role is to be the punching bag. The pincushion. I’m the fawn stress response. Or something… I don’t know. I just want to appease, and sometimes that means people need someone to be mad at, and I can be what they’re mad at

🌺 - Haven - she/he - 21

🌺I like our friends! I like cats and dogs and cat and dog friendship dynamics. I like making friends and meeting people. I love cuddles and hugs. I care about people. I love giving gifts, tickling people, spoiling people, taking care of people, and offering words of affirmation. You should talk to us and get to know us, maybe we can be friends!

🏵️ - Hope - she/any - ageless

🏵️I’m HOPE!!!! I love dandelions and gardens and flowers and plants. I also love butterflies and bees. And I believe things are going to be okay. Things will get better. Things will be okay. You should believe too. You’re doing okay. You’ll be okay. Don’t worry, everything will work out. Yes, even that.

✏️ - Indigo - they/them - 12

✏️howdy, I’m Indigo!! I LOVE wings of fire!!!!!! I know everything about wings of fire. If you mention wings of fire I will either front immediately or loom near front. I also love undertale but I have no idea about any of the aus that were made, I just know what happened in canon. Deltarune is awesome too!! I love writing stories and want to be a book author.

🎊 - Jynx - she/any - ageless

🎊I’m the coolest entity in existence. They call me the godhunter. You’ll learn to love me. You’ll learn to worship and adore me. Because I’m literally the best. I like stepping on people, fancy extravagant outfits, big flashy entrances and dramatic exits, and huge loud events. I need everyone’s attention constantly.

🍠 - Kakxyl - he/any - eternal

🍠Greetings. I am Kakxyl. I am old and tired. An ancient being that longs for mortality. I enjoy baking, cooking, and eating. I care greatly for my children, Jynx, Lynx, and Present, though I haven’t always been the best father. I believe nothing is eternal, not even eternity itself, and all things shall break from their cycles.

🫐 - Lynx - he/any - ageless

🫐hey. I’m Kakxyl’s son. We’re getting rid of immortality. Me, Jynx, and Present. So that I can murder my dad. Haha, just kidding. Or am I. I like purples and blues, especially pastel ones. I don’t really have a role anymore. I was the freeze stress response, but not anymore

⚓️ - Maverick - he/they - 21

⚓️I’m so tired of making intro posts. I’m always tired though. I’m Maverick, captain of the system. I make the final decisions on anything that could severely impact our system. I like the ocean and pirates and shit like that or whatever. I like slay the princess, prisoner is my fav. Fun fact, front body can’t swim, which pisses me off to no end.

🔮 - Merlin - they/them - 20

🔮hey I have anxiety and I’m writing this at the worst possible time LITERALLY why. Okay so. I’m a wizard. Yeah. That’s it. I don’t like sharing things about ourselves. I prefer to hide everything and be secretive and mysterious. I like running and hiding from my problems.

🐈‍⬛ - Nevermore - she/her - adult

🐈‍⬛oh dear, hello. I am Nevermore, I’m married to Hope, we love to garden together. I consider myself a healer, I mend the wounds of others, and a guardian, I protect others from harm. I also watch after the syskids in front. I love children! They’re quite darling and deserve the world. I love small creatures, too.

🍥 - Nyan - he/she - 6

🍥I’m Nyan cat REAL!!!!! Nyan nyan nya nya nyan nyan nya I like CANDY and toys! Right now I’m really into legos but I wanna like other toys too. I like pony town too!!! A lot of us like pony town you so absolutely should play pony town with us and ask us about all our ponies. We have one for every one of us.

⚫️ - Obsidian - he/him - adult

⚫️yknow, I got dragged into front for the first time to do this intro. This sucks. I’m a protector. I’m a dragon thing. I like volcanoes. I like spiders. I like the deep sea. I don’t take shit seriously, but I’m also very serious. And I wanna get us on an actual exercise regimen.

🩵 - Present - she/it - adult

🩵hello, I’m present. I believe no sentient entity is worthy of godhood or immortality. That’s irrelevant in this world, though, so it doesn’t matter :>. I like blue things, winter, and flying. I think the well-being of many is more important than the well-being of one, but the trolley problem creates a false dichotomy, it tricks you into picking one of two choices, when in reality, everyone has infinite choices at all times.

👑 - Prince - he/him - 9

👑I’m prince. I like videogames, like spore and minecraft. I also like online chat room type of games. We used to play animaljam but when adobe flash broke then our account was deleted so now we play pony town. I prefer sitting inside and playing videogames on my own. I can be very irritable and snappy.

🥀 - Quasiren - they/them - 18

🥀I’m quasi! I like big feelings. The more passionate, the better. I like to feel crazy. Like I’ll die of overwhelming feelings! Good or bad. Maverick is super intense about everyone having a really specific purpose, so I guess mine is to seek intimacy, or something like that. I love TCOAL and BTD/TPOF!!! I’m teeeeechnically a slurry of Ashley Graves, Ren Hana, The Thorn (STP), and a previous host all melted together. You should be our friend! I promise it’ll be worth it!! ^v^

🌈 - Rainbow - they/them - 3

🌈HI WE LIVED ON A COMMUNE WHEN WE WAS LITTLE BUT NOW WES BIG. WE ALWAYS HAD BRAIN FRIENDS AWLAHS!!!! I LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS AND SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS AND BIIIIG WORDS AND YELLING AND BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS AND DRAGON TALES AND DORA BUT I HAAATE BARNEY

🥩 - Raptorse - it/its - adult

🥩I only front to eat STOP BOTHERING ME WITH THESE STUPID INTROS. I like vore and cannibalism and guts everywhere and eating yor guts out omnomnomnom.

🚀 - Rocket - he/him - adult

🚀I’m Rocket. I don’t like people. I don’t trust you and I won’t trust you. I don’t trust anyone. I hate these intros. We’re better off alone.

🧦 - Socks - they/them - 15

🧦hiiiii! I’m socks. Unsurprisingly, I like socks. I like collecting socks. Especially colorful socks or silly socks with cool patterns. I like socks that go up to at least my knees but prefer thigh highs, though I don’t mind shorter socks as long as they look silly. I also like collecting littlest pet shop and squinkies. We had an animaljam account but it’s gone now because we didn’t log on after the flashplayer thing stopped working or whatever. I love Kakxyl, he is a big fluffy pink dragon and soooo cuddly.

🎆 - Starbound - she/any - ageless

🎆hey bitch. I’m Starbound. I like fucking waterfalls or some shit. And plants. I hold anger. I shoot lasers from my mouth. I’m crazy and angry and murderous and will fuck you up if you’re a bitch. Which you are. Bitch

💫 - Starlight - they/she - 4

💫hi I’m starlight and I like kakies very much and playmobil toys and stars and space and brown sugar and I hate stairs they are the scariest actually no escalators are scarier they’re stairs that move

🪱 - Tazelein - he/any - ageless

🪱hiiiiii~!!! I’m Tazzy. I like cute things and torture. I find pain very cute and enjoy seeing cutiepies squirm in agony. No, I wont introduce myself in a normal way <3! Aaanyway. I like sex and gore, especially when they’re mixed together. I’m the “evil” one, ahehe.

🕊️ - Utopia - they/any - ageless

🕊️hello. I enjoy spirituality and discussion about religious or spiritual concepts. I hold a fascination for all things spiritual. We currently consider our system as a whole agnostic, though we love theorizing about spirituality, and we believe it is possible to form deep spiritual connections that allow for such things as dream visiting or syshopping.

🦠 - Vitriol - it/its - adult

🦠we’re disgusting, evil, vile, a nasty disease on this earth. Everything about us is despicable, so you should hate us. If you don’t, you should. If you don’t now, you will. Befriending us is dangerous. Being close to us is dangerous. We’re evil.

🕸️ - Webber - they/any - ageless

🕸️ah, hello. :}. I am webber. I’m a spider deity. I represent trust. I enjoy cuddling and I’m quite fond of, well, tying people down. Please do not talk about wanting to kill spiders around me, it is quite upsetting. I love jumping spiders and tarantulas, though every spider holds a place in my heart.

🪷 - Willow - they/them - 21

🪷hey! I front the most nowadays I think, so I’m also sort of the host. I like rainworld, especially Five Pebbles my love! I’m part of the memory collector line, the most recent one, which is why no one else mentions me, because I’m just editing this to add myself XD

🔥 - Xray - xe/xim - primordial

🔥I do what’s necessary. When something is exceptionally difficult and no one wants to do it, I front to take care of it. I like flames, summer, and volcanoes. I’m Yarrow and Zenith’s husbandthing.

🌲 - Yarrow - yt/yts - primordial

🌲Hello. I am Yarrow. Zenith wants me to refer to myself as “spousething” for zer. Yes, I love zer very much. I reflect back to people parts of themselves they may not have seen. I like writing about our system and chronicling everything that goes on in the system.

🌊 - Zenith - ze/zer - primordial

🌊hiiiii I’m the overprotective Wifething of Yarrow and Xray. I also consider myself top mama of everyone in the system, including Nevermore. I guess that’s makes me top grandmama. I’m everyone’s mom’s mom!!!! If you’re a mom iiii outrank you. I outmom you. I’m the mom of all time. What else do you need to know about me? I like water! Splish splash.

[v-sansings]

About the self ship questions!

a) 24 b) 28 c) 2 d) 52 for both ships

I can do that!!! :]]

(Also bare with me….I still haven’t come up with ship names yet..if anyone has any suggestions I’m open to those :3)

24] For S1 ENA and V, it’d prolly be “Sunlight” by Hozier or “Girls” by Girl in Red. With how anxious both of them are; calmer, more echo-y songs are perfect for them. I can see them cuddling up somewhere with some plushies and blankets and putting on those songs while Ena writes and V draws and they both hun along.

For BBQ ENA and V, they both probably like more bold music like techno and metal. Because of both of their bold, passionate personalities. But…a mutual guilty pleasure would probably be jazz or swing music. They also both like to dance, so probably “Sway” or “The Kiss Polka”.

28] For S1 ENA, one thing she’s probably proud of are her voices. I feel like since both Gabe and Lizzie(her VAs) can sing very well; Ena, by extension, can also sing very well. She’s both well versed in vocabulary and in her vocal range. Having both male and female voices makes her an exceptional singer; especially in theater shows. V shares this pride in her own skills. She may not have as wide a range as Ena; however, her operatic skills are pretty strong. And she can easily reach those whistle like notes that Ena cannot reach. Their ranges balance and leads to them often singing together when they need a pick me up.

For BBQ ENA, she’s probably most proud of her communication skills. Cause even with her meanie side, she still has that salesman’s silver tongue on her side. She’s very charismatic and also has a well ranged vocabulary(though maybe less so than her S1 counterpart). BBQ V is probably the most proud of how her fighting skills have come. When she first arrived in Dream City, she was one of the weakest there: now, she can tackle and hold down about 3 men and her flexibility and agility with her blade have increased substantially with all her training. I know these two are a power couple. Ena uses guns, while V specializes with knives and blades. You know they’d be kicking ass :]

52] For S1 ENA & V, oftentimes they’ll look at the other and just smile; thinking about how lucky they are to have found them again after all these years(V would come to Ena’s world through her dreams as a child: they were childhood best friends.). They’d hold the other close, nuzzle up, and fall back asleep; not really bothering to acknowledge their anxiety. Rather, they’d think, “Oh what’s the bother…we can talk in the morning. God she’s so warm……” and back to sleep one would go.

For BBQ ENA and V, like S1, their minds function much in the same way as their partners does. But after everything that’s happened to them, neither one truly sleeps well unless the other is *right* there with them. They fear the other will disappear. Oftentimes, Ena will go up to the roof late at night and sneak into V’s little dome and cuddle up next to her to relieve their shared fear. As soon as they’re cuddled up though, all that anxiety dissipates. And they’re all good for the night: no more crippling fear. Just peace and sleep.

I hope this helps with your questions :3

[jiracheer]

Hello! First off, thank you so much for reblogging my Isekai'd reader post, I'm glad you liked it! I saw in your carrd that you're open to doing Matchups, so if that's true, I hope it's okay to ask for one for Pokemon Sword and Shield. Here's my info, sorry if there's too much:

I’m 20 years old and Bisexual. I also have Autism, ADHD and some health issues like weak bones and scoliosis. I’d probably prefer to be shipped with either a Gym Leader or Champion from Galar, and definitely someone who’s an adult lol. I’m really short, only 5’ (152 cm) at most, with long, wavy and fluffy brown hair. My two favorite hairstyles to do are either the Legolas-style half-ponytail (I don’t know how to describe it…) or two braids hanging over my shoulders. I either look kinda disheveled or I’m really dressed up, there’s seemingly no in-between. I also wear glasses and am very slender. 

I’d probably be really good friends with Allister because I’d definitely be studying Ghost Pokemon, and also I can be very gentle with people. Helping others makes me feel better so I always make a point of being friendly and helpful with everyone I meet. I’d 100% be some kind of researcher in Galar. I'd probably meet them by accompanying Allister to an event with all the other Gym Leaders because he's shy. 

I’m actually a pretty fun person with a witty and sometimes dirty sense of humor, though I’m also very sweet and polite. I enjoy drawing and baking, and I will not stop writing for the life of me. I write whenever possible, and I write very fast too. I once finished an entire nonfiction book in a week. I get flustered easily but I don't have a hard time connecting with people, I'm really not afraid to go up and ask for things. Whenever I do get flustered I giggle a lot (I've been told I have a very cute laugh) and tend to cover my face with my hands. I also have a weird habit of calling people endearing names like "honey" and "sweetie" at random. I give really good advice too.

I'm very soft but have been called argumentative before, but I generally give passes easier than some. I HATE making people feel bad. But if you insult someone I care about there is no mercy tbh. So yeah, sweet but fierce when provoked. I'm very protective over my loved ones. I'm always a little overprepared for everything and have a hard time accepting compliments. 

Thank you so much!! I hope you have a wonderful week, take care of yourself! Stay hydrated!

authors note ; hi tori!! <3 I literally was pissing my pants at it 😭 it was SOOO FUCKIN FUNNYJSINGH If y'all haven't seen Tori's post, PLEASEEE check it out here! sincerely the funniest thing I've read in a hot second

never worry about it being too much! the amount of info you gave me helped me a lot with writing this for ya!!

tags ; match up / gender-neutral / set during SWSH events / slightly suggestive, but only one part lmao

wc ; 991

I match you with... Kabu!

🔥 I feel like Kabu is really just drawn to you! Not only do you care extremely for the people around you, but you don’t let people walk all over you! It’s something that attracted him to you and made him want to get to know you more.

🔥 But when you two first met, it was at some dinner party celebrating the newest Champion’s rise to the throne. Everyone, and Leon ofc, were there alongside the new Champion. So when he saw you were, he was rather confused as it was an event for them, but then he caught sight of Allister clinging to your leg.

🔥 He honestly thought you were his parent, rather than his emotional support. So he def made a fool of himself when he introduced himself to you and told you that he never thought he’d meet the shy boy's parent.

🔥 You laughed so hard at the poor man, you missed how red his face got and how smoke almost came out of his ears. Allister found the situation just as funny, even if he didn’t express it.

🔥 Allister liked Kabu. He was like an uncle to him, as he was very kind to him and helped him with whatever he needed- even if he was a bit rough around the edges, and bold with his approach when it comes to certain topics.

🔥 So it was really no surprise that the more the two of you saw each other at events, and even outside of these events, the two of you pursued a relationship.

🔥 Kabu was the one who confessed to you. The two of you were walking through Motostoke, making your way to some sushi place the gym leaders recommended to try out before Kabu would face a challenger.

🔥 He randomly stopped you and told you that he liked you, a lot, more than friends should. He would then express that he found you alluring and that you kept him on his toes. He was much older than you, obviously, and his life was becoming dull, but you... You brought such warmth and brightness to his life.

🔥 From your witty jokes to how shy you’d get when he’d tease you back. When he’d try to flirt with you and you’d cover your face with your hands, giggling to express just how happy it made you to hear his kind words- Argh. You have him completely wrapped around your finger.

🔥 You did have your concerns initially when he confessed. You shared with him your health issues, and it was important that he knew these things, even if you did speak of them in the past with him... You wanted him to be aware.

🔥 It’s there that Kabu told you that he loves you entirely for who you are, health issues or not, you are who he wants to be with and he’ll hold your hand through your worst days and through your good ones too.

🔥 So you agree to go out with him, much to his relief.

🔥 Allister is happy to hear about it. Very happy to hear about it. As are the other gym leaders and Nessa has become rather good friends with you, Milo has as well, so they were happy to see their father figure be with you.

🔥 Obviously with both of you having significantly different jobs, he always finds some way to connect with you. You need to borrow one of his Pokemon to figure out a theory? They’re yours for however long you need them. You need someone to go out with you in the Wild Area? What time? He’ll pick you up with breakfast./lunch

🔥 Once you moved in with Kabu when your relationship progressed, his favorite thing to do with you is doing your hair in the morning. He always took note of how you styled it, and one morning he asked to do your hair.

🔥 You agreed, as you wanted to see what he would do, and you were surprised to see he managed to do your usual hairstyles- probably even better than you.

🔥 It warmed your heart to know that he noticed these small details about you. So now every morning before you two go to work, he does your hair for you and kisses the crown of your head before your lips to wish you a good day.

🔥 On your days off, you two often go out to do domestic things like shopping for groceries, doing laundry, and cleaning the house up. Sometimes Allister joins in on your hangouts, and it’s become a thing now.

🔥 In a way, Allister has become your son, and it makes you happy to see Kabu feels the same way.

🔥 Kabu feels like you’d be a good parent. The bag you carry with you always has something he or Allister, even those around you, need. Like band-aids, snacks, tissues, pain medication, etc. Someone could name something and you’d more than likely have it. He likes how prepared you are. It makes him less worried about your well-being when he’s not around, because he knows you can take care of yourself.

🔥 The first time Kabu got a taste of your rage, it was when someone couldn’t understand Allister when he decided to be brave one day and order his own food, but obviously his anxiety got the best of him. The vendor snapped at Allister and you didn’t hesitate to drag the vendor through the dirt, and although you said some unsavory things, Kabu felt himself blush.

🔥 It was just attractive. Very very attractive. He showed you how much he loved that side of you later that evening.

🔥 Overall, Kabu feels like he lucked out with you. You’re the person of his dreams and he can’t wait to see what else the future has in store for you two.

[puppywawa]

Hello everyone !! My name is AD, 18 and my pronouns are she/her!! I am a multi muse, filipino roleplayer/writer!! I am quite new to the rp community in tumblr so please understand that I'm inexperienced. This blog is mostly to find more reigen rp partners who can giggle and ramble with me about serirei Currently, i am into mp100!! i love the anime with all my heart, have finished the manga and currently consuming anything reigen and serizawa related LOL My current muses right now are Serizawa Katsuya and Kageyama Ritsu; I am more experienced with Serizawa but i also do love writing Ritsu! I have a few set of rules i would also like to make as a seperate post but as of right now, i will be writing them here so please take the time to read them in case you ever want to write or just simply chat with me about anything!!

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• Main muses are Serizawa and Ritsu!

• I usually write on discord and prefer to have a server for all the rps. I draw, write and speed out ideas a LOT btw so please be warned. I’m a rambler and I really love Serirei a lot and want to interact with people who love it or just generally love mp100 as much as I do!

• I write mostly romance for adult characters ( between Reigen and Serizawa ) but I can indulge with some Ritshou but I will not write anything nsfw of them; the most I can do for them is soft feelings and pecks but other than that, I am not comfortable writing anything else between the two. I am, however— very indulgent with Serirei ( as long as I can have Serizawa smothering love towards reigen ) and will bend myself for the ship.

• I can word vomit and write long replies a lot- it’s how I usually write so please don’t feel pressured to write the same length as me!! • Via discord rp; PLEASE tell me if I write something that ever makes you uncomfortable- I can edit it out and such, I don’t mind as long as everyone feels safe.

• I’m really biased with Serizawa. I can be ooc with him a bit so please do not attack me if you have any problems with my mischaracterization of him. I am only here to have fun and write, to indulge myself with people.

• I’m also a little bit biased with ships. Im very serirei but I’m open to ideas like dimple x serizawa as long as my rp partner is indulged!

• I have school and responsibilities from my parents so if I don’t answer, I’m probs asleep, working or @ school • Lasty; Dont be shy with interacting with me! I am always happy to make mutuals and friends around here! I would love to answer any questions- either in character or just questions you would want to know about me!! So please dont be shy :D &lt;333 ------

• FOR NSFW STUFF; PLEASE STOP HERE WHEN YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE TOPIC. THANK YOU AGAIN.

• I usually just write doms/tops and I can get pretty hardcore with smut writing— please tell me if there is any kinks or stuff in smut you don’t want to read! I also like dark topics but absolutely no adult/kid. That shit is not allowed in my rp blog. I’m very into some dark serizawa content and such but if that’s not your cup of tea, please avoid the " DARK TOPIC // " tag. • I only write nsfw of characters and ocs; cant do erp via me. I will only do them via discord as I am way too shy to write them publicly. PLEASE NOTE THOUGH that i will not just write on a whim. I will be able to make headcanons and such but i need to get to know you and feel comfortable enough to write it. I do write suggestive content here and there so my tags here will be " NSFW // " in case you ever want to avoid it.

[captaingondolin]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖

The tumblr inbox doesn’t do dates, but my email notifications do and this ask has been sitting here since June 2022. This is just who I am as a fandom person.

I’m limiting myself to English fics because some of my faves are niche stuff and if we throw Italian into the mix no one can even open the link to go ponder what’s wrong with me.

Now that the gods are gone. When I go feral over Ben Kenobi (and the mere suggestion of older Cody with a hint of white in his hair and- ok, back on track) and say I love old men, it’s serious, I mean it. Do you know Death Note? Okay, so the dad of mr serial killer boy, and the father-figure/butler of mr detective boy, right, what if they both survived the blood bath with a shitton of trauma to deal with, and while healing they fell a little bit in love? This fic is thick like a milkshake, every single sentence takes a bit of canon and unravels it to my liking.

Nothing but Gold. Thrawn/Padmé I wrote for a rarepair exchange. It’s the power couple we need more of. It’s canon divergence from the end of Thrawn: Alliances, with Anakin prisoner and Padmé taking Thrawn to the Republic... and severely fucking with Palpatine’s plans in doing so. Thrawn doesn’t even understand Basic, but he damn well sees Palps is a shady bitch. Padmé gets really angry. Pals, when I tell you I plotted this fic. This never happens. It was hard work and I enjoyed every minute of it. I remember going to the library to write at one point. There’s a kickass playlist to go with it, too. 

with your scars and your lonely heart. you ever fall head over heels for two minor villains in an 80s shonen anime and they take over your life? No? Well. These two have been to hell and back together, and I mean literally, hell. And their relationship just. it does things to my poor heart. They are terrible people (right until they stop and get some actual redemption going in the background), but they are always, always in each other’s corner. And I have loved them for, uuuh, numbers are hard, but coming up on half my life at this point. Anyway, this is a fic in which one of them is the reincarnation of a Greek god(dess) - and their canon already has plenty of Greek gods.

Hated You from Hello. The Force works in mysterious ways and I fell in love with Corran Horn, and also fell into shipping him with Tycho Celchu (heroic, emotionally scarred, total Gondolin Catnip). They would totally hatefuck in canon, but I decided to make them hatefuck in a canon divergence, because why the hell not.

a Certain Fic We Shan’t Name with too much of my ID to be on my main account. iykyk

a friend of the devil is a friend of mine. what if you’re like a Padawan and your Master is an evil sack of dicks, but he’s good to you. And then he dies doing a single heroic thing, and you’re left adrift and without a role since you never completed your training? Except this is Saint Seiya, so it’s not called Padawan, but like. what if. Master-Learner bond and complex feelings and child soldiers (in that “media for kids that has kid protagonists fighting” way, but then you take the concept for a spin and write fics trying to reconcile them to their actual ages) (and this is cheating my own damn parameters a bit but the Italian version of this is better)