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Do you have any silly headcanons about the main 5?
Sure! I can list off a few!
Kyle:
Is mildly allergic to grass. Not bad enough to have a big reaction, but he gets a little congested in the summer when someone has just mowed their lawn, and his skin gets more irritated than most if he sits in grass for too long.
Spends way too much time on Reddit white knighting and explaining in excruciating, condescending detail why, in fact, OP is in the wrong. You will see 69ingchipmunks as an active participant on r/AmITheAsshole and r/AmITheDevil.
Has absolutely punched a hole in a wall at some point in his life. It’s a rite of passage that every Kyle must go through, I don’t make the rules.
Stan:
Is one of those kids that just fucking hates bathing, for a long time. He never gets so bad that he totally reeks, but he’s always a little bit greasy.
Gets annoyed when people point out or make fun of his ‘butt chin’.
For sure keeps his socks on during sex. They’re those white, tube socks with the black line at the top, by the way. And every pair has at least one hole somewhere on them.
Kenny:
Still listens to music on a shitty iPod nano that one of the other boys gave to him after they got their first smartphones, even after he has his own (busted) smartphone, too.
Wears his Mysterion suit under his regular clothes regularly and for YEARS. You know, just in case.
Gets really wasted at a party in college and wakes up with a piercing in his dick. (This actually happened to a guy I knew yes it’s as funny as it sounds).
Cartman:
I’ve mentioned this before, but as a kid he definitely smells like cheese. Like, processed fake cheese. Cheez-Wiz cheese.
Also spends too much time on Reddit, but he’s on there making a million throw away accounts to post outlandish shit just to get a reaction. He finds it incredibly hilarious when Kyle comments on his shit posts. (Sometimes he is asking for genuine advice/validation, but he’d never admit that).
Clyde Frog stays on the bed during sex.
Butters:
Definitely wets the bed well into middle school. His bed stays strapped with the waterproof lining.
Fucking LOVES VeggiTales. Watched it all the time when he was little and will still put it on when he’s older as a nostalgic comfort show.
Gets really wasted, entirely on accident, at the same party as Kenny and wakes up with a single nipple piercing. Kenny’s the one who pierced him. He never takes it out.
#ask asteria#stupid headcanons#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#kenny mccormick#eric cartman#butters stotch#I used up all of my day’s brainpower for these#sorry some of them are a little naughty#I just can’t help myself
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ive returned because your writing haunts me and i need to dig into your brain about combat baby idk how deeply youve thought about like. the whole extent of this au so if im asking about stuff that you dont want to focus on for it forgive me but im so curious how do things go down with bill?? like hes still an issue here do they just try the unicorn hair and stan scams his way through (and ford is so shocked and lowkey turned on impressed they bang after) or with everything else happening does ford (stupid genius he is) just sort of forget bill can still enter stan's dreams even if hes got the metal plate and stans like "hey why am i dreaming about a dorito obsessed with your portal"
and im guessing ford would not be down to make his home a tourist trap so do you think stan would just help with the research? or would his insecurities about being dead weight to ford push him to try and find his own way of income?
and and what about the town?? do they have to awkwardly pretend theyre father and son or uncle and nephew or something? because sure they could pretend theyre not related but they still look pretty similar. ford just looks like an older, nerdier stan so i think that would be people's first assumption (ford seething quietly as susan flirts with stan. stan just thinks fords feeling uncomfortable in town because hes a hermit until theyre alone and they have a repeat of their highschool days with ford hissing in his ear and demanding to know what he was expecting to happen with susan. stan trying to answer but hes a little distracted at the time)
and also with ford being back would they ever run into fiddleford again? either him in his cult days or maybe already halfway to losing his mind. depending on where he is mentally im sure the interaction could be either pretty hostile or sympathetic
ive grabbed you by the ankles and am attempting to shake you upside down to try and empty your pockets for scraps of this au because it consumes me
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waaaaaah thanks for being patient with me friend! you know i ALWAYS love to see you with the big fuckin questions and ideas. and i have been THINKING about this one cause, tbh, i finished combat baby in a couple of days and went “GET OUT OF MY SIGHT” and threw it at y’all and did not think much about it after that! until i came over here and started chatting with y’all at least hahaha.
the bill issue is like a whole thing right? and i was definitely wondering how the time travel on one side but not the other might impact him/slow him down. but i also do think it’d be kind of fucking hilarious if stan starts dreaming about bill but like. doesn’t say anything and doesn’t even think it’s a big deal because. you know. they’re just weird dreams. and at this point, stan’s done enough drugs and been through the ringer with stress and shit that it doesn’t even occur to him to question having bizarre dreams about some little geometric freak trying to be nice to him. whaaat? a MATH SHAPE for fucking NERDS in a gay little sweater vest BOW TIE is COMPLIMENTING him in his dreams???
as far as stan’s concerned, his subconscious got REALLY hung up on the whole “ford said some nice shit to me while we were fucking” and just hasn’t let that go yet. which i think would also drive bill up the fucking wall. like stan would have been the harder nut to crack regardless, but to keep getting accused of being stan’s mental manifestation of his brother fucking praise kink???? (which of course invites the whole question of bill going fuck it, and just leaning into that, but i don’t think he’d be as adept that mimicking ford for stan as he was at mimicking stan for ford, so)
ngl, i do love the unicorn hair play, tho. fun fact! i have no idea if i’ll actually write it or not, but i’ve toyed with the idea of doing a role reversal with ford coming back out of the portal still in this 30’s and finding stan and everything else having moved forward 30 years. and the unicorn hair felt like a good way to potentially address the Bill Issue i was getting stopped up on there! but like. i also could absolutely see older!ford convincing stan to wear a collar necklace of unicorn hair to keep bill out of his head.
but i loooooove the idea of them getting mixed up with fiddleford’s cult shit. i don’t even know wtf i’d DO with that but conceptually i love it. cause they’re starting to keep an eye on the townspeople, right? and even if stan’s come up with some kinda story to explain there being kinda sorta two of them now, he wouldn’t know not to be outspoken about the other weird shit happening in town. y’know, on top of being some of the weird shit happening in town. something something, stan getting snatched like lazy susan did over the gnome incident, but ayyye that shit hits really fucking wrong when you’ve actually been kidnapped in the past already and had to chew your way out of a fucking car to get free. i think that’s be neat!!
and especially if we consider fidds being maybe already just shade too far gone, enough that running into stan or having him dragged into the cult would confuse the fuck out of him. because that’s stanford, right? it has to be, he’s coming in and out of stanford’s house, he looks like stanford with a few questionable fashion and hygiene choices — but then again, stanford hadn’t been in great shape the last time he’d shown his face outside of the cabin, either. but his hands are wrong. his hands are wrong and he can’t be stanford but then why does he look like him? easy solution: everybody gets their memory wiped.
something something, stan may not know where the fuck he is, but he knows coming to in a room full of shady guys he doesn’t recognize is either gonna end with him losing teeth or a little bit of dignity, and he’d like to hold on to his teeth a little longer.
#do we think ford would kill a cult if he caught them gang banging his brother???#or do we think he’d join in and then wipe all their memories of it??????#oh no i like that idea a little too much#god dammit boston#putting it on The List#stancest#pretend my ask tag is cute
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Stupid thought while giving myself man-juices.
So <Reader> is sitting in their room some morning, prepping for their Hormon injection, when Wesker bursts in for whatever reason (Hears the shuffling around and is curious, late for something, whatever whatever-).
First thought is embarrassed from both because depending on where or how <Reader> receives their hormones, they are probably pantless or shirtless.
Next, <Reader> (depends on if they are out at that point or not. Knowing myself personally, Wesker wouldn't know because I forget to actually tell people until someone either outs me or I out myself accidently in conversation lmfao-) feels slight panic, but just awkwardly laughs with an "I can explain" look.
Meanwhile, Wesker is confused and slightly pissed, mistaking the hormones as an Oroboros injection, *his* Oroboros injections. He blows up at <Reader>, swiping the filled syringe from their hand, mostly horrified for their safety due to how picky the Oroboros is. He doesn't want to lose them. <Reader>, on the other hand, doesn't understand the big deal and starts assuming the worst on Wesker's views until slowly piecing together what Wesker's enraged babbling is actually about.
After a sigh of relief upon figuring out why Wesker is upset, <Reader> grabs their prescription vial and shows it to Wesker and carefully explains everything, maybe even showing him the process because, well, <Reader> still needs their injection at some point today.
Would Wesker be okay with it if he didn't know prior? Idfk, man. This is a man in his 40~50s during the late 2000s early 2010s, his opinion could be anywhere :,D
i mean, realistically i think wesker would not gaf. he experiments on people and wants to eradicate half the human race because he thinks his tentacle monster will save the world.
I DO however find it hilarious that he immediately goes to "oh fuck i left out my tentacle syringes and now my friend is going to DIE oh FUCK" and gets mad at you. he knows how dangerous uroboros is and just... is so scared to lose you.
he definitely takes it upon himself to become your pseudo-doctor. he understands hormone injections because he's... well he's a scientific genius. I think he also takes over giving you your shots because the mistaking it for uroboros thing really scared him, like... scared him. and doing it for you is a subconscious way to ensure his creation isn't what kills his favorite person.
#resident evil#albert wesker#trekk answers#albert wesker x reader#albert wesker x you#albert wesker headcanons#headcanons
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Kay, I'm not done w. The whole Stolas thing.. Cus talking to antis piss me off.
Do you not realize that Stolas and Blitz have very similar issues?? That just present itself in different ways (although not entirely)
Both of them have history w. Abuse. Verbal and physical. Blitz has abandonment issues, Stolas has been isolated his entire life. They're both afraid of loneliness and not being enough.
Now.. What about some of their bad habits, hmm? Things people looove to critique.
First up: delusion and deflection
Stolas lives in a fantasy world to escape life. He makes things up in his head and therefor ends up acting to a false reality. He's scared at looking too deeply into things that aren't that great so tries to play it off w. Changing the subject, fleeing, flirting etcetc.
Blitz doesn't live in a fantasy world.. But he's an expert at deflecting. Through humor, anger or just simply ignoring things he doesn't want to hear. Blitz is also afraid of looking too close, but this also include good things lest he fucks it up. This guy is more in the "expect the worst" kinda camp. Cus he does have a version of reality that isn't quite true too. Due to all of his self-hatred among other experiences.
Boundaries..what's that?
Lots of people like to criticise Stolas on this one. His delusion leads to him flirting aggressively and uncomfortably w. Blitz and not seeing when Blitz isn't into it. He also takes Octavia to a place she didn't wanna go despite her saying so, he also talks a little too freely to Blitz in front of her.. (demeaning speech is also included in his uncomfortable flirting)
Blitz.. Is notorious for boundary breaking. He stalks M&M constantly despite them telling him no repeatedly. He also stands in the way of Loona as a protective father which makes her lash out cus she's an adult. (totally get him but still crossing a boundary). He pry into their sex life and does a little bit of inappropriate touching on Moxxie (in a joking manner ofc.. I thought it was hilarious.. But still a boundary). He stalks his sister despite everyone telling him not to. He makes fun of and comes back to scream at a broken hearted Stolas who thought it was over and done after the full moon. (if you wanna try to keep the bird don't make fun of his feelings and break into his home my dude). Not to mention breaking and entering to steal a very valuable book in the first place.
They both have their own reasons for doing this but still.. They're both doing this.
Blames themselves.
Both Stolas and Blitz are very much in the "I'm a piece of shit" camp. As in.. They think very lowly of themselves.
Stolas sings about missing signals, not being enough, being a monster, doing the wrong thing, on several different occasions. He is anxious and insecure in social situations and he tries to hide when he doesn't feel welcome. He has stood up for himself twice but it's rare.
Blitz is self-hatred galore! Which makes him push people away before they can get too close to him lest they see the real him and oh how much worse it would hurt to be rejected then. He made one big mistake that everyone ended up blaming him for and he leans into the role of shitty as much as he can. So he acts out if threatened by treating people around him badly and hurting himself in the process.
They are both their own worst enemy.
Both have fear of loneliness.. However this is a little different.
Stolas has always been lonely... He holds hope of genuine connections and tries desperately to hold on if he finds someone. He is hopefull and falls hard but he doesn't want to force people to stay if they don't want to.
Blitz hasn't always been alone but has been lonely for a longass time. He fears being abandoned since he was pushed away as a child and lost everyone he cared about in one big accident. Blitz also craves genuine connection and hopes for it but is scared of it cus he's lost it before. He wants to get close but not too close.. Except he does want to be too close too. Actually he's quite clingy. But being clingy is scary sooo let's keep our distance.
They both are kinda clingy honestly. Both want to love and be loved. Both are family people. Both are desperate and keep making dumb choices because of it.
There are definitely things that are very different too. Which is a reason to why they don't understand each other yet. But they're starting to.
And I've probably missed things but these are a few similarities in the way they act that makes me wonder why they aren't judged equally..
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thank you op for indirectly inviting me in the tags to rant about horror movies and analyse characters from my favourite autism game MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!
starting off difficult with jesse. they would probably be turned away from extreme splatter but i can imagine they’d enjoy getting shocked by the occasional gore. it’d probably need some level of depth to it too so they can make excuses and say they watch it for the plot and not the visuals. i don’t think they’d be the type to go out of their way and pick up a horror movie so i’m gonna go with the mist or mulholland drive or sinister because they’re relatively well-known and jesse likes feeling things in the media they watch. cus BOY do those films gutpunch the viewer.
i know axel would love psycho goreman. it’s chaotic, hilarious, bloody, and it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. it’s a great romp but absolutely fucking insane. either that or some other ridiculously over the top thing like thankskilling or terrifier. crazy shit filled with ludicrous amounts of guts. he’s in it for the fun! sometimes he even watches hilariously shitty horror movies for entertainment's sake, like jaws 3d and jason takes manhattan.
olivia would love dystopian themes and cosmic horror hands-down. visuals that absolutely blow your mind and amaze you. the plot can’t be too weak however because she LOVES getting invested in well-written/likeable characters and rooting for them, cheering when they win and freaking out when they die. she also likes sci-fi, particularly complex machinery (as an engineer) and finds great joy in picking apart the devices in poorly-made sci-fi films to defend the genre’s honour. she would love 28 days later, the thing, and ex machina because you KNOW she needs dramatic flair in her movies
petra would probably like high-intensity films that have a ruthless protagonist and lots of blood in their action scenes. i also think she’d be put off by heavy fantasy themes. because of her nature she could also be a huge sucker for revenge films where the protagonist bites back at the people who wronged them. when she watches horror, she mainly watches for the violence and loves well-choreographed fights. still, the movies should be intelligent, not having bad writing that's just 'kill kill kill' so i’m gonna say mandy, lady snowblood, and i saw the devil because they’re all intense and have a protagonist who KICKS ASS
lukas wouldn’t watch horror movies (he’s more of an epic saga/documentary guy) but he might be willing to watch old ones such as jurassic park (which isn’t really horror) and gremlins and the exorcist (and secretly enjoy them on the odd occasion). nothing to genuinely scream about, just some fun to pass the time and appreciate the effects cus that man ADORES the art of cinema. if you took him to terrifier he’d never touch horror again. i can imagine axel forcing him to watch it with the gang lmao
Olivia: Favorite horror movie?
Jesse: It.
Axel: Saw.
Petra: Annabelle.
Lukas: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my school years terrified that the everyone would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
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"If Annabeth´s mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavoured sack and throw him to the wolves.)"
At this point Percy not being separated from Annabeth is a safety percussion, 14 and basically ready to commit crimes because his weird friend crush is missing
#the only reason they went through tartarus together is because if they didn't Percy would've straight up murder people#also I find this way to fucking hilarious#He's pissed pissed#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo
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Drawing Woody Pride and Buzz Lightyear entirely from memory after not having watched the movies in over 6 years :D
No reference, no rewatching. I was RAWDOGGING this shit, man ‼️💥💥⁉️💥
Meme references under cut
#I compared my wack ass long-term memory renditions of Woody and Buzz with the actual references and.. ...... I WAS SO OFF FOR BUZZ ADGTERHJJ#HIS SWIRL THING WAS ON HIS FUCKING CHIN- I KNEW SOMETHING FELT OFF#I'm not even going to mention the suit because that was a disaster#also like- one of the Main Things I remembered about Woody was that he had really dainty looking hands which I find hilarious#not even in size or anything- just the way he held 'em around#INCREDIBLY disappoited to discover that Woody didn' have freckles because I GENUINELY. WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS thought he had freckles#It might have been Jessie actually- I may have mixed them up.#yeah I think Jessie had freckles#ANYWAYS#my art#toy story#toy story woody#woody pride#toy story buzz#buzz lightyear of star command#buzz lightyear#toy story fanart#also idk why but I remember Buzz always having like- at least half of his helmet/plastic dome thing open? like a little hood? idk if that's#just me but I remember it so clearly
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Angry and scruffy
#Figuring him out. He's fucking hard to draw!!! But I wanna draw him w his powers#And I also wanna draw him and homelander 👀#Tbh mate I'd be angry all the time if my hair was that much of a mess too#As a brit I can say Karl Urbans accent is hilarious to me and my whole family we find it endearingly bad#At least it isn't American bleeding through that sounds worse. He gets a pass to sound like Michael Caine sometimes I think. I'll let him.#Anyway by the way I love him. I love Billy Butcher with all my stupid gay heart. Don't even doubt that#The boys#the boys amazon#The boys butcher#Billy Butcher#William butcher#fan art#art#sketch#character art
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in record-breaking levels of bad life decisions (even for them), the scoundrel may have found someone that's an even worse influence than mr wines
#or: OC crossovers that sound fun but would be hellish for everyone in their immediate vicinity#the scoundrel would love reggie sooo much. as do i. they are so fucking purple <3#but the scoundrel would be way more of a freak about it.#and also constantly ask with big stupid bat puppy eyes if reguel could turn them into an angel please pretty please 🥺#(the answer is no. reguel finds their despair hilarious.)#yin art#above#im NOT tagging this as FL you cannot make me this is barely FL. this is a FL oc meeting a decidedly non FL character#if reguel actually went to the FL universe they'd wreck utter havoc.#they're the child of a god and they regularly fight demons that eat stars.#the power difference here is comical#which is of course why the scoundrel is grabbing on with their little clawsies and going 🥴💕#eyes cw#ask to tag
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resisting to makes posts that r just.
look at this freak…………….
#im insane tonight sorry gang#anyways sometimes i have moments where i freeze comicallh and slowly turn to one of my blorbos and im like. hold up. what the fuck.#like.#LOOK AT HER#also i had to go to the LIS pinterest fandom to find a good image of rachel#and they range from hilarious to being assholes#but mainly funny#better than the youtube comment section#im almost jealous of them. but thats just me#idk whats with me tonight im silly#anyways yeah#LOOK AT HER. SHES SUCH A FREAK…#my favorite interpretation of rachel is that she’s the biggest weirdest freak out of the trio but she’s the best at acting the normalest#i dont enjoy the interpretations that like. she’s always one step ahead and is a mastermind and nearly always on her a game#LIKE. SHES MAXIMUM 18 YEARS OLD#SHE DOESNT. LIKE. SHE CANT DO THAT#my interpretation. currently at least.#is that she’s literally just a huge Freak in her own special way. and is good at just Pretending that she’s Cool and Amazing#she’s such a freak i hate her#i want her deadwait.#erm.#i want her more dead#SHES SUCH A FREAKK#what the hell#anyways. im. silly#rachel amber#lis#life is strange
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LayMiko is so funny to me because this absolutely revered and powerful priestess from a nation that only just recently opened its borders hops on a boat to a neighboring nation (which is still far away asf, mind you) supposedly because one of her writers (she owns a publishing house btw) needed inspiration. And immediately captures the attention of a random ass astrology scholar - and vice versa - as her first instinct is to announce that the scholar in question has “piqued her interest”.
And as a result, said scholar is left stunlocked, LITERALLY SAYING “Wow. I don’t know how to respond to that . She’s very cool, I hope I can be her friend” [Vine Boom.wav with Homophobic Dog png here] after not even speaking more than 4 sentences with each other.
#I'M SO GLAD I STILL HAVE THE CLIP HAHAA#blazingshitpost#blazingshitpost genshin edition#this is so random I know but I'm procrastinating on work and came across this while scrolling in my personal server#which. of course. I thought was fucking hilarious so I had to make a post about it#Genshin Impact#Genshin#Genshin Layla#Layla#Genshin Yae#Genshin Yae Miko#Yae Miko#LayMiko#'purely out of personal interest'#I'm going to smack a lesbian across the face#not an April Fools prank or anything; just a funny thing I came across that I wanted to share with my silly sapphic oomfs#I also love the way Paimon talks to Miko bc Paimon is a casual creature at heart#and rarely applies proper formal tones and words when speaking#and when it's towards characters like Miko I find it v funny#I don't think she's EVER addressed her as 'Guuji' ONCE LOL
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The plot of Scott Pilgrim Takes Off is actually better than original plot, by a large margin
#not only did we get so much more ramona screentime & growth but I actually really liked that everyone lived & changed & grew#also the handling of scott & ramona's relationship feels way more healthy. also the show was SO QUEER omg it was great#I love roxie lmao shame she & kim didn't work out. wallace was kind of a bigger scumbag but I loved him finding his own sparkle at the end#also julie? me. I look similar & constantly swear constantly. she was hilarious & her x gordon was really funny#ramona's green hair look is what I wish my hair always looked like. OH ALSO RAMONA CHOOSING HERSELF? I LOVED IT#but yeah like. this rewrite helped the story age better imo. appreciate all the constant criticism of scott dating a high schooler in his#20s like finally it's addressed as fucked. lucas lee tho lmao “she's actually 31!”#anyway excellent show 10/10 animation was so fluid. the art style matched the comic perfectly. the story was a fun & refreshing spin#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgram vs the world#scott pilgrim#ramona flowers#tc posts
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it feels cosmically unfair that i think about writing all the time want to write all the time and sit down to write all the time and i come up with two sentences at best. there should be some reward system i think
#RAAAAAAAAAA#the thing is i know why i'm stuck it's because i get overly wrapped up in meaningless details of word choice and sentence structure#and i need every word to be perfect before i can move on to the next and that just creates an interminable cycle of being so slow to#progress i feel like even more like a failure and imperfect and respond by being even more intense about it#in spite of the fact that almost no reader is going to look at my work and go hey nice i noticed you used a word with an aesthetically#pleasing number of letters here as opposed to a word ending in t which would have ruined the flow and disgusted me forever#but it's not about the readers i'm the one who reads it and gets disgusted forever#and i know this does not matter but it feels like there is no conceivable way i could write something without it being perfect first try#fucking hilariously i edited the tags of this post for a good ten minutes because the spacing of the words was bothering me so i had to#find words with different lengths as replacements#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#anyway i'm doing wonderfully#this is about soulmate au i think maybe because it's so important to me i'm especially perfectionistic over it right now#brain can you stop it i'm on my hands and knees#also t is the worst letter invented hands down. no question.
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rewatching LoK, i'm being reminded how much I dislike the.... the brothers, mako and bolin, yanno? they're such underwhelming characters on basically every level. it'd almost be impressive if they weren't in every episode and didn't annoy me so much ugh
#bean talking into the void#also this show in general is very flawed lol#cool things about it but the choice to structure it more like a#prestige tv show#as in each season follows One Story#is... i wouldn't say it was a bad choice but i feel like you can see the growing pains#switching over from the episodic structure of ATLA#s1 while flawed is solid#it knows what it's trying to do even if it doesn't always stick the landing#season two feels like a season-long filler episode LMFAO#which is hilarious because a lot of world-building stuff happens#but tonally it's all over the place#serious political plots interspersed with the B Plot following Tenzin and his family#on vacation???#so fucking random#but anyway back to roasting the brothers#i find bolin just annoying in general his brand of comedy totally doesn't work for me#but at least he has like#a personality that's consistent#mako is sooooooo blah#the writers have no idea what to do with him and he comes across as having a strikingly boring personality#with no defining traits other than being wishy washy (and a boot licker)#it FEELS like he was meant to remind viewers of Zuko#at least in appearance if nothing else#another broody pretty boy to latch onto#but he has literally nothing interesting to actually get invested in#sure he's got his tragic backstory and he's the 'older brother who took care of his younger brother after their parents died' boo hoo#but that's all just exposition and it's barely shown in a way that feels illustrative or emotional in any way that matters#(other than him comforting bolin in s1 after he KISSES THE GIRL HE KNEW BOLIN HAD A CRUSH ON lmfaoooooo)#(what a good big brother lmfao)
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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.
#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he#We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening#Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do#this is a joke btw#I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t#I think it really depends#Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money#But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something#Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least#Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen#I’ve already typed so much though#It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically#Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway#Painis cupcake#there#alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo#My professional opinion#Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid#My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen#I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to#Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah#Ok continuing on the painis rant#I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird#I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi#A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside#I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen#Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad
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"Everything you went through was meaningless." [St Voyager S3 E7: 'Sacred Ground']
#Serving Jesus realness#star trek screenshots#Janeway#iconic that all the aliens are like 'damn....that's crazy....anyway-' about Janeway HEHEHE they're like snickering behind their hands#I would be too honestly if some outsider tried to speedrun my ancient spiritual rituals#Love the vibe of 'this could all be hazing' they're putting out. Also I keep seeing the face paint on the guide woman as like a mic#honestly this woman's fucking hilarious HEHEHE#Janeway: I'm dying. / Alien Guide: We all die someday :) <- lady who just told her to stick in her hand in a poison jar#AHAHAHA THEY REALLY DID HAZE HER...I love these guys they're so nahnahnahbooboo-core#also the refrain 'Everything you went through was meaningless' ..... thinking BIG thoughts about post-voyager voy crew back on earth#I really do earnestly love the gleeful contempt vibe...it just seems so right. In a funny way but also in a way that's deeply true#the feeling of trying to find answers while you universe laughs and says there are none - it's meaningless - but you're welcome to go ahead#and try. If you find God you have the feeling it would just stare at you blankly. Then laugh.#Chakotay: Captain I've been so worried about you! Have you found a solution? / Janeway: Absolutely. I'm going to walk into the death shrine#Chakotay: (internally hysterical) Oh of COURSE!!!! no of COURSE she's going to walk into the DEATH SHRINE!!!!#great imagery in this one <3 folks who love religious imagery (me) will get a kick outta this one <3#anyway I love when star trek does hopeful eps like this...makes me tear up like. Yeah there could be a scientific explanation but that#doesn't make it MORE true or MORE real than the religious one - it's just as valid to believe in the spirits#Also those three old creeps were lovely <3 scared me and I like that! existential dread!
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