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verilydigital · 6 months ago
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And now some
🐾Spike🦴
(From Tom and Jerry)
appreciation!
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From Tom and Jerry Tales
Ep. 29 — “Beach Bully Bingo”
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myheadlessdollipop · 11 months ago
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using a dragon's burning innards to cook is the most fucking metal thing i've ever seen and i wish i could see that more often
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majimasleftasscheek · 8 months ago
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majima as a zinogre from monster hunter 👀 do you see my vision
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pup-pee · 1 year ago
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SO I MIGHTVE GOTTEN A BIT INSPIRED BY THIS POST
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winkuzz · 6 months ago
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I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT REESE KELLY I PROMISE
yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother
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sinnabum45 · 4 months ago
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What a silly little family 🥹
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[Image description: first image, digital illustrations of Kirisaki, Tregear’s human form, from Ultraman in a cartoon art style. He’s bent forward, his left hand is on his hip, right hand on his right knee, and has an open mouth smile. Shoulder length black hair with a blue streak. He is wearing a long half white half black button up, black pants, and black heels with white shoe laces. Text: “How sweet of you to visit me, # 6! (red heart)” Top right, Kirisaki is standing straight with a bored expression. There is a low opacity image of the person standing emoji to his right. Text bubble, in the shape of Taiga’s head: “Then, Hiroyuki and I went to…” Bottom right, Kirisaki is bent all the way back, holding himself up with just his hands and legs. He has a taunting, mischievous expression. Text bubble, shaped like Taro’s head with sweat drops: “ Uhh… What are you doing, Tregear?” Kirisaki, laughing: “Why don’t you come here and find out?! Taro!!” Text under him: “He’s just stretching (LOL)” Left of image, a drawing of Grimdo Tregear’s head with the text: “Heh heh heh” End of first image.
Second image: Digital illustration of Tregear(light blue), Taiga(light purple), and Taro(red) standing next to each other in that order. Tregear is holding a hologram screen. Taiga is leaning forward to see the screen with his arms behind his back. Taro is happily watching them with his arms on his hips. End description.]
Tregear loves his son, but couldn't care less about his friends LOL Also, I keep forgetting that Taiga is TALL- beeg babie 🥺🤲
I really like that cartoony art style- it’s so fun to draw 👀✨
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yourstrulyray · 11 months ago
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Picadorshipping headcanons?
aaaAaAAAHWUAHWUAUWHHA IVE BEEN WAITING AGES FOR SOMEONE TO ASK THIS
these were all compiled into a google doc!!! this is all in the list so far :33
very touchy w/ each other. when theyre close they HAVE to at least show physical affection (hand holding, arm around the shoulder, face cupping, playing w hair etc). also both r touch starved so that's a win win for both parties
joaquin has intense thanatophobia. he is STRAIGHT UP scared of death (not la muerte i mean like dying nd stuff) so when manolo died he needed a small, lonely spot to absolutely cry his whole heart out (+ bonus joaquin hc: it's practically muscle memory to hold in tears cuz "crying is not manly" so it's hard for him to let it all out)
crazy as it may seem, manolo is the pants in the relationship
even tho joaquin is embarrassed to admit (again, "manly" stuff) he's a HUUUGE hugger. he gives very BEEG ol bear hugs
manolo would serenade joaquin everynight b4 they sleep (joaquin's the type to fall asleep to songs/lullabies)
joaquin has always been planning their first kisses (gayass.), but manolo was the first to initiate
they both carry each other bridal style. because i said so
joaquin would full on sob if manolo was injured, but nonchalant if it was himself
manolos very, and i mean EXTREMELY overprotective
slow dance enjoyers ...,.......
(applies to both) when one gets a nightmare, the other comforts and wipes away their tears nd big ol hug and pats and and and (if manolo is the one comforting, he'd sing a song)
biggest petname ppl. like EVER. “mi amor” “cariño” even stupid ones like “toro” “guitarrista” “soldado” or whatever
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onskepa · 2 years ago
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Can you do a reader who has an accent with the sully family + spider?
Hello darling! So I dont know what accent you wanted, so I am going with a Mexican accent. Since it is easier for me. I also take it you wanted a human reader so that is what we are going with! This might be short, idk, I type as I go! Hope you enjoy!
Italics means na'vi talk
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Flor
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Another day in the thriving planet of pandora. Meaning, another day with their good friend flor! A nice, loving human that the sully kids love to see as their teacher and friend. Spider enjoys spending time with flor as she gives him some insight of what planet earth was like many years ago. Spider loved flor, she was like a mother figure to him. The closes thing he has to a parent.
To the sully kids, she was the best. Teaches them some English but other languages that she knows. Of course in secret as to not let neytiri know her children are learning other demon languages.
What makes flor more outstanding compared to the other humans was because of her accent. Sounded very odd yet very interesting. As young as the kids remember, Flor would try her best to speak in na'vi rather than english, according to flor, "na'vi is easier to speak than english because of the dialects". Whenever flor would speak in English, its comes out....a bit funny. Of course the kids wouldn't point it out as means to be nice and respectful but it was so odd how english comes out of her mouth compared to neytiri or other na'vi.
Spider woke up feeling excited for a new day. Getting 'dressed', he waits in the main area of the lab for flor. And as always on the clock, Flor walks to the main room exactly at 7:00 am. On the dot.
"good morning flor!" spider says with a wide happy grin. Flor smiles and hugs in, giving him a soft kiss on the head. "Good morning araña" flor replies with a kind smile.
Putting on their masks and doing the needed procedure, they both left the lab and into the world of pandora. Making their way to the village, spider cant help but spike a conversation with flor.
"ok ok, so how about, 'I went to get some water'?" spider asks. Flor took a moment and replies "I whuent to get some whater". Spider grins, its not like he is making fun of her and should flor feel uncomfortable he will stop.
That is a game they play, spider or any of the sully kids say a sentence, flor would repeat it but with her heavy accent.
Arriving at the village, the sully kids were quick to see flor and spider and ran to greet the two. Tuk, abusing her cuteness power, jumps into the arms of flor, snuggling into her embrace and just enjoy to be with flor again.
"good morning flor!" tuk says cheerfully. Flor chuckles and boops tuk's nose, "good morning mi niña pequeña". Tuk doesn't 100% know the meaning but from how flor is saying it, it must be a good thing.
"move tuk! I wanna hug her too!" lo'ak tries to nudge tuk but the little one has a good grip on flor. "ok ok, you two, plrease colm down. Lo'ak, you are a beeg boy" flor says in english. Most of the time she does it on purpose since the children like to hear her accent.
Lo'ak pouted cutely, his tail swinging low and ears pinned down. Reminds her of a toddler not getting what he wants. "lo'ak, its ok, we can hug later as much as you want" flor says kindly. Lo'ak liked the idea and returned to smiling happily again.
Kiri looked a bit imaptient, ready to have the full day with flor and her siblings. "can we go now?" she asks. Flor laughs inwardly.
"now we cahn go. Be shur to be close and together pleez. Neteyam, you can leed the way tooday" flor says, which neteyam happily complies.
There, spider and the sully kids surround flor as they go on another day full of adventure and learning new words.
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Credit goes to my mom since she has a heavy accent so I took some words from her. I hope this is what you asked, I don't mind re-writing it! Tell me what ya'll think! until next time! see ya!
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These are some spanish words!
Araña = spider
mi niña pequeña = My little girl
Flor = flower
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mewkwota · 5 months ago
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Geo stellar/ Saito Subaru
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You also asked for Neku Sakuraba, who I know appeared in Kingdom Hearts, but I have nothing much to say about him strongly. Seems cool. I guess?
We'll just focus on Geo for this.
Send Me a Character
And I will tell you my:
First impression Seems cute. I wasn't rotted by the mindset of the Internet during my introduction to Star Force, so I easily accepted Geo as "oh look another new Mega Man". I can't even remember how we came across him. One day my brother got SF1, and that was about it.
I was also thrown off to see that he can smile so big once my brother got to SF2, but y'know, it is good for him.
Impression now I may not have as much of a deep and personal connection with Geo as I do for Hub, but I am still quite fond of him.
A word I find myself using a lot with him is "soft". I think about it a lot whenever drawing or when brainstorming concepts with him.
I'm sure a big part of why I see him like that is because Geo is a pure human. That deviates so far from any previous Mega Man but I think that's actually very interesting. It adds a sort of vulnerability compared to the others that makes me think, "What will do you, soft human, in this tougher world?", "How much will you change?".
Favorite moment Whenever Geo's visor is obscured it looks so cool. I also think in doing so, it hides a part of him being human, perhaps I am overthinking it but something about that is kinda cool.
Idea for a story There is a theme going on here. Obviously. I'm usually able to find key concepts to work around when I invest that much into a character.
This would have occurred early into Geo's entry into OSS, so he's only just met the twins-- not knowing they are twins just yet. One night, while Lan is asleep, Hub decides to ask Geo a sudden question, "What's it like to be human?".
I actually drew something that was meant to start this comic off but gave up afterwards because my energy vanished. Gee, I wonder which one that was.
Unpopular opinion I like his SF1 form more. Seeing Omega-Xis clearly reminds me they're both one part of the same whole. The two-headed Mega Man.
Random Note: I never realized how neat it is to play as Geo in VRChat. Just having Omega-Xis chilling there as my other arm makes me feel less lonely.
Favorite relationship It's a super basic crossover, but I love the interactions shown between Geo and the Hikari twins in OSS. He fits right in. :>
Favorite headcanon Those boots of his are like weighted gear in DBZ. If Geo can't get beeg and stronge like his dad, those will have to do.
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passsionfish · 2 years ago
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SLUGS SLUGS SLUGS!!!! kinda size accurate? Individual scugs and a little notes below the cut
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Survivor! Average joe slugcat, just plain white with a little heart birthmark thingy that they, monk, gourmand, and any other slugcats that are closely related to them? or maybe the whole slug tree colony idk. stained paws from just bein out in the world and their white so its just more visible than others idk. Average scug size.
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Monk!! baby <3 Slightly smaller than average, Round ears and short round tail, slightly skinnier arms than survivor. heart birthmark thing on their chest <3 tiny heart shaped-ish nose
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HUNTER MY BELOVED <3<3<3!!!! PINK!!! CLAWS!!! POINTY LONG EARS!! idk how to describe the nose but like skinny and long i guess idk, and drew them less round and more angular. not pictured here but I think she should have little fangs too :3 Headcanon that scugs fur gets paler as they age and is paler the more sick they are, maybe somewhat similar to real cats sometimes idk but yeah, so this is hunter like maybe mid-journey or when you start the game, she would start out a brighter pink and fade as the rot gets worse :[ oh also idk if @pansear-doodles started it or not but hunter having rot on their back to hold the extra spear? yes yes good idea I will use that. Idk where I saw it but Ive seen some scugs with their iterator mark on them and yes I think thats neat so they got NSH,s mark on their head, and they have some stripes. also using @silkysong ,s (hihihihi) idea of arti and hunter being big scugs. reminds me of normal rabbits and then like rabbits the size of a child yeah.
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Gourmand!! Gave them the little heart marking as well, and lighter belly fur, and little pink cheeks :D Short round ears and chunky round body and tail, tail reminds me of those caramel lizards a little bit. Beeg paws because fat and also STRONG. they could punch you in the face. heart nose <3 largest scug
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ARTIFICER THE EXPLOSIVE DOG!!!! long pointy ears with tufts, Long spiky fur, CLAWS >:3. Shes the only one turned the other way since I wanted to draw her scar. some sparkles on her tail. Her tail and paws are darker from handling explosives and her tail EXPLODING, also shes just covered in soot in general. Used to be a brighter color but age/stress/exploding darkened it. also pretty big, floof makes her look a bit bigger.
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Rivulet!!/RUffleS!!/water dancer!/WET MOUSE!!!! tiniest scug so so tiny and light. sopping wet huge eyes short kitty ears :) funky swirly water patterns and little water drops by their eyes. little feathery fluff on their leg because they SPEED also cant see but i like to think they have webbed paws
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SPEARMASTER!!!! not big exactly but tall and thin and loooong. BEEEG EARS. Siamese cat vibes. they also got (spurs?) spiky thangs on their leggies and footies and back and face. Suns face markings! After pebbles rips out the pearl their eyebags get bigger they are just so tired and done with pebbles and wanna go home Bnnuy :]
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SAINT!!!! average scug size but looks a little bigger with the amount of FLOOF they have. so floofy that you cant see their paws at all they are just so incredibly fluffy, but if you could see their paws I bet their big and fluffy like snow leopards and stuff to like walk on snow better. pretty basic in this form but ascended form is my silly biblically accurate saint thingy hehe
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ghostofvalorie · 11 months ago
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That Essay
@forsaire tagged me and now I MUST provide! You opened Pandora's box on this one.
To adhere to the rules I will first provide FOUR and ONLY FOUR of my fictional crushes! And to make it easier on us all I've narrowed it down to games only, so here we go!
I'm starting off from the very beginning of my journey into crushing on non-existent people, and people who have read my tags before might know this one already!
Malik Al Sayf from Assassins Creed 1 - 2007
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A man whom you've wrong by being arrogant and then spends the next few hours of the game being yelled at by him, and rightfully so. Not only do you cost him his arm and place as an assassin in the brotherhood, but his younger brother as well.
Eventually Altaïr stops begin a prick and apologizes and Malik, bless his heart forgives him.
Still... not me rolling into Jerusalem hoping, wishing, to get yelled at because Malik's Voice Actor goes HARD <3 I love him and his 7 whole polygons! NEXT!!
Keeping it somewhat chronological:
The Arishok from Dragon Age 2 - 2011
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He beeg. He got horns. He is technically an antagonist in the game but he has a moral code that makes sense to him that he is willing to kill and die for. Qunari famously live their lives incredibly black and white so to him he is in the right, even if we disagree.
But he just got a wholeass vibe, and he'll say nice things such as
"I have a growing lack of disgust for you" and I mean, with that voice... say no more sir. *takes shirt off*
NR 3: Adam Jensen from Deus Ex - 2011-2016
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My cyborg husband <3
Ex-swat turned security guy, then interpool agent (depends on which game you are playing)
He's just an incredibly good guy, the sweetest person on the block. Ofc it depends on how you play and what choices you make, but MY Adam is a sweeheart that will go out of his way to help people.
And my boi got sass, he'll be snarky to literally anyone, his boss, the cops, criminals you name it.
He's also secretly a little funny. <3
Nr 4: Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 - 2018
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I mean first off, he do a little *mlem* when he drinks coffee... Do i even need to say more?
Arthur is just such a perfect sad boy. Raised to believe his only worth lies in killing people when in reality he is incredibly competent, sharp and caring. Again depends on how you play the game, but my Arthur is the goodest boi in the west.
Now that was four, oh but look, somehow completely unrelated to all this, some other honorable mentions seems to have ended up after the cut, how silly of me!
And @xintothewoodswegox, show us what you got!
Beast from Beauty and the Beast - 2017
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No further comment, your honor, if you've seen the movie you should know.
Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect - 2012
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How can we not love the powerful nerdass space magician! He's caring, he is cute, he is Canadian and schrodinger's person of color!
He also glow blue, what else can you possible want? I for sure do NOT kick my feet and twirl my hair anytime he wants to talk to me.
Eris Goddess of Chaos from Sinbad - 2003
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I MEAN LOOK AT HER?!?!?!? Again an antagonist, but she is sexy about it.
Helga Sinclair from Atlantis - 2001
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I'm-I i mean, I don't even have words. Every time I SEE Helga my brain flat-lines I can't help it.
THAT GIF THO???
Majima Goro from the Like a Dragon series of games
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No comment, because if i start i will NEVER stop, he's story is too good.
Simon 'Ghost' Riley from Call of Duty MWII - 2022
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I could literally put ALL the characters from that game in this list. ALL OF THEM, but to keep this somewhat short I've chosen ONE and i've chosen Ghost, the most tragic man alive.
Kar'niss from Baldur's Gate 3 - 2023
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Another TRAGIC boi, missunderstood and abused </3 I could take care of him. LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM LARIAN
Jonathan Reid from Vampyr - 2018
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You didn't think I'd squeeze in a vampire this late, did you?
I wasn't overly impressed by Jonathan from the start, BUT, he is FASCINATING if you play him as a bloodthirsty villain willing to murder everyone for power! I'm here for bad-boy Reid!
Lastly, for now:
Corvo Attano from Dishonored - 2012
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Also an incredibly tragic man, who's fate you hold in your hands with your actions!
He's just hot, he's a dilf, he can succumb to grief and violence or rise above it to save not only his daughter but an entire empire from destruction.
I'm not sure i've y'all have noticed the pattern yet but let me spell it out for you:
PEOPLE THAT CAN ABSOLUTELY DESTROY ME! Look at them all! So STRONG! So POWERFUL! Fuck, mess me up fam!
And the beauty lies in that they never would. Or I mean Eris might... but I'm in a firm belief that the others would never harm someone they care about and ain't that just the purest thing you've ever heard.
Now this was only the highlights of my fictional crushes, I've kept most of the absolute freaks out for now. Maybe I'll do an updated list later where werewolves and Cthulhu makes the cut, we'll see. Now I know HP Lovecraft wasn't a very cool dude to say the least, but you expect me to be normal about the big tentacle monster? REALLY?
Lower your expectations.
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digitalagepulao · 2 years ago
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The Yu translation calls the King of Havoc's weapon as a scimitar, which I can only assume means a dao. There are many types of dao, and at the period this chapter should happen, that means that curved blades are only just starting to become a more common sight. They range from 84 to 114 centimeters, but for the sake of convenience, I'll pick a length that matches the human arm from wrist to shoulder.
The King of Havoc is described as "thirty feet" tall which is a hecking lot!! By average proportions, just his head is 3ft tall!
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Also by average proportions, that means that the length of his arms is somewhere around 340cm or 10'11''. Meaning that the dao that Wukong takes from him has a blade of about that size, and we can eyeball the handle as somewhere in the ballpark of 3ft or 92cm.
In academic terms, that's a beeg sword!
@journeythroughjourneytothewest
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smg-24 · 7 months ago
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SMG24!!! (I was too lazy to draw her)
You can use this if you wanna draw her for fun ig 😃
More info about her under picture :3
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I spent a lot if time planning her design and this is what I ended up with, I love her design and I'm happy to be in the SMG4 community. 🙂
Parent: smg3 (she was found at her USB pod by him)
Name inspiration: the SMG is obvious but the number 24 was supposed to be the day of Luke's birthday the 24th.(fun fact my birthday is 2 days after his)
Personality: "villain", she's rude to everyone except SMG3, egg dog, beeg smg4 and mario (a little), SHE HATES SMG4 (because as he feels like smg4 will take smg3 away from her)
LORE: when she landed in the Mushroom Kingdom (I like to say almost the middle of 2019 when she was 11) SMG3 found her and took her in but just to be his minion but over the years he saw her as a daughter, that's also why SMG24 hates smg4 because smg3 stopped being a villain and hung out with smg4 more.
Color: I just chose random colors but teal is now my 2nd fav color. 😃
Outfit: the hat, overalls, shirt, and gloves are obvious too but the stars is because I love stars but the patches I'll explain later.
Tail: when people drew smg4 and smg3 with a wire tail with a USB on the end I thought it would be a good idea to put it.
Lore of her tail: when she was a villain with smg3 before wotfi 2020 she made it and stabbed it into herself and then she could control it
Power: (this was scrapped lol she's just getting meme energy lol)
Scars: her scars come from IGBP instead of SMG3 being dragged by the old design of SMG4, SMG24 pushed smg3 away and got grabbed instead and became the monster, she became blind in one eye bc when she was possessed meggy shot her in the eye with the ink gun trying to get her back, the pink cracks on her face was because she got possessed (inspired by smg4 fanart), and this is not visible but her arm is burnt bc of wotfi 2023 when the place exploded.
Patches: because of IGBP her overalls got ripped and the colors represent SMG3 and Mario.
(ALSO SHE HAS FANGS)
✨DONE✨
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sod4leaf · 2 years ago
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redesigned the therians again lmao
i think i finally found a body plan that looks actually feasable. I took inspiration from the pterosaurs body plan. Their arms are technically legs, while their wings are arms...if that makes sense.
Their also beeg bois, like 10 meters tall with a wingspan of 20 meters.
(can you tell i love these guys a lot lol)
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dracocheesecake · 7 months ago
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Another mountain dorcean headcanon:
They have dewlaps like bunnies:
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Save unlike in rabbits, both female and male mountain dorceans have the dewlap. It evolved as a means of keeping their first pair of arms warm (the little arms on their necks) so it's basically the evolutionary version of this:
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They also use it to hold their babies sometimes. When the babies are too big, the adult pushes them out with the arms.
"Yoo are beeg enough. Walk on yoor own now." *pushes them out into the snow*
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author-by-night · 7 months ago
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So you want to write about swords…
I’ve been reading Tamora Pierce books with my boyfriend, and it’s got me in my trap card again about what different swords are.
Despite what some sword nerds will say there really is no absolute / concrete taxonomy of swords. Especially in history, different styles of swords were highly contextual to different cultures and didn’t often need to be described super specifically or told apart. But when we’re writing, especially writing western fantasy, and we have a wealth of cool swords that we want to describe to an audience so that they sound distinct… then we need to have a ballpark idea what we’re talking about at least with the more commonly appearing ones. So.
Arming Sword / Shortsword
What the overwhelming majority of white people think of when you say “sword.” Also, unfortunately, what most white people (and tabletop systems) think of when you say “longsword,” which is just not correct.
These are one handed double edged blades with a cruciform guard, what an archetypical knight wields alongside a shield. Good for thrusts and cuts, very versatile. A good length for them is one where you can swing the sword straight down without hitting the ground.
For more specific swords that basically also fit in this category see: gladius, spatha, viking swords.
Bastard Sword
What most people who don’t think an arming sword is a longsword think is a longsword… and they’re still mostly wrong. Some people will even use this to mean something bigger than a longsword… which is even less correct.
Think of these as the shortstop between arming swords and actual longswords. They’re often also called hand-and-a-half swords, the idea being that they’re meant to be a flexible weapon that can be wielded effectively in one hand or two. The funny thing is, while most people use these to signify that a character is big and strong and edgy they are specifically a smaller and lighter cousin of the longsword.
Longsword / Claymore
Yes these are basically the same thing. This is by far the most flexible category of sword, though, so nailing down what one is can honestly be kinda tricky.
The crux is this: longswords are generally meant to be two handed weapons. Don’t listen to D&D, it lies to you. If you want the best picture look up “German longsword” or “Italian longsword” or “HEMA.” You’ll get the idea of how they were fought with. Disambiguate them from arming swords in your mind. If it’s paired with a shield (or really anything) it’s an arming sword. Longswords are bigger than you think and every guard I’ve learned with them has needed both hands.
And seriously if you remember nothing else here remember that a Claymore is just a longsword in Scottish font.
Greatsword / Zweihander
Get the image of Cloud Strife out of your head. These were not, and I can’t stress this enough, meant for dueling. They’re what you come at a pike formation with. They were handled more like polearms than swords. Generally speaking they just exist much harder in fiction than they ever did in history… but also the concept is really cool so who cares. Beeg chonk sword. Yaaaaay.
For the wacky wavy version, see “flamberge.”
Broadsword
These. Are not. Longswords. Or bastard swords. Literally they’re “rapier but thicc.” They have a basket hilt, they’re made for fencing, they’re just chonkier than other fencing swords. This one is easily the one I see misused the most because people use it to mean “lorge sword” when in actuality they are relatively small. They’re just heavyweights for a fighting style which is still geared around being light, fast, and virtually unarmored.
Rapier
We all pretty much know this one. Skinny double edged blade with a fancy hilt meant to be wielded in one hand. Good for cutting, better for stabbing. While almost no one gets confused on what it is though, there’s one common misconception about what it does.
I’ll put it this way: if seeing someone with a longsword is like seeing someone with a hunting rifle slung over their shoulder, seeing someone with a rapier is like seeing someone with a beretta tucked into their waistband.
Too many stories have big chunky dumb dumbs seeing a rapier and going “haw haw look at that little toad sticker.” No. A rapier means you definitely have money and most likely a lot of training. There is no chance you are a working stiff like a soldier, a mercenary, or a guard. Rapiers are for killing people in the street or on a dueling ground. This is one of the most intimidating weapons someone can be carrying.
Saber / Cutlass
Basically everyone knows sabers: curved fencing swords, occasionally with a fancy hilt. Mostly these were for soldiers, especially cavalry where their cutting capability has a great advantage.
The cutlass is pretty much that moved down a tax bracket. They’re relatively cheap, single edged, useful for things like cutting rope and thus often seen on ships. Often these were self defense weapons.
Falchion
An elegant weapon for elves and stuff, right?
Well… no. Try a self defense weapon for the lower class, not unlike a cutlass. Single edged, not usually curved or especially interesting, really. Though fantasy authors love handing these to graceful fighters and the name sounds rad as heck they’re basically just a big cleaver. See also the messer and the seax / langseax.
Very, very often confused with the falcata or the falx to the point that all three sort of get mixed together when they’re actually very distinct. (Personally, I think the falcata is the coolest.)
For writing purposes… think hard about how you want to use these. Curved swords that don’t mean “pirates” or “elves” are often handed off to non-white people when in fact all of these three are weapons from western civ, ranging from Rome to middle Europe. They’re not fancy, they’re not that far off from a machete except that their primary use is as a weapon rather than a tool, and if anything they curve forward not back.
Scimitar
Did you mean: Shamshir?
A curved sword that odds are you are too white to be writing about. See also the kilij, the talwar, the saif.
If you don’t immediately know what these swords are then odds are the best thing they can do by popping up in your story is alert you that you need to do more research to write the culture you’re trying to write without being accidentally racist.
Katana
A single edged Japanese sword that was neither folded a thousand times nor was it made of special super awesome steel. The optional groove in the back is called a fuller and it has nothing to do with blood, it just makes the blade lighter and sturdier. It’s not inherently master crafted, just historically the forging technique was unique and interesting and involved differential hardening. It’s great at cutting. If one shows up in your story and you aren’t Asian, you’re probably a weeb. Take it from someone who was a teenage weeb, and see my previous note about cultural research.
Bonus Round: Weight
If you made it this far I have one last gripe and I want you to spread the word: swords are not heavy. Every time I read about a noodle-armed protag struggling to lift a sword I want to scream. The average weight of a historical zweihander—the swords so big they’re used as polearms—is about 5lbs. There are books heavier than that. Unless the sword in your story is made of tungsten for some reason there is no reason it should be hard to heft. Tiring to fight with? Sure. But swords aren’t made to be cumbersome and acting like one can’t wield them at all without doing a whole montage about it first looks really silly to anyone with even a passing familiarity with fencing… which will be a sizable chunk of your audience.
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