#along with valentino

[australet789]

I would like all the Hazbin Hotel fans who ship radiostatic to pause and think why do they feel bad about Vox being rejected by Alastor because the latter is aroace

[doodle-empress66]

I like how Ozzie explained how lust should never be about force and it’s something that should be earned. He’d hate Val and everything he stands for.

[doushitemacaron]

How many times do you think Vox has made Valentino role play as Alastor?

Do you think there were costumes? A wig? Antlers? 😆😅😆

[anodetodiamonddust]

I’ve been out of the Hazbin/Helluva fandom for a while now, (although I still lurk) but wanted to post this bc the implication that all of the overlords have to occasionally get together to have, like, group meetings and shit is so funny. Like, these hoes all have to sit at a table and act like everything’s all peachy-keen and talk about the weather like they don’t try to kill each other every year for territory lmao. Like, Alastor and Velvette being in the same room and probably having to brainstorm ways to keep the Exterminators away is fucking hysterical. It’s like when you were in high school and got paired up with your mutual frenemies to make a group presentation.

[gumm1defloor]

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

[wazzi2ya]

Velvette, when the V's were just starting and they didn't get along quite yet: Can you two manage not to kill each other while I'm gone?

Vox: Oh please, we're not children.

Velvette: *Narrows her eyes, keeping them within sight as she leaves*

Vox:...

Valentino:...

Vox: Eat shit and die.

Valentino: Yes, fuck you.

[captainhysunstuff]

Uh oh. I dreamed about RadioApple/AppleRadio (Alastor x Lucifer Morningstar and vice versa) from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been infected. 😅

[hellaversity]

I swear to shit if I see one more person calling Charlie Morningstar a boring flat character i'm throwing hands

[kingofthering]

endless list of favorite motorsports friendships - 2013-2014 marc marquez & valentino rossi

[batsplat]

Mugello 2009 // Phillip Island 2010

[mayashesfly]

There's something so special about the idea Valentino got Vark for Vox to help with his fear of sharks and then Vox making Kitty for Valentino himself since he wanted one that's so important to me.

Here was Vox, not looking at his gills too much or the fact he had a tiny tail and dorsal fin that increases in size when he's touched by water.

At first, Valentino thought that Vox could be hurt by water due to his robotic body.

But then one day they both got drenched in the acid rain of Hell's weather.

Thankfully, this time around the acidity wasn't harmful to Sinners.

Though Valentino had been amused when he saw some parts of Vox's sweater melting away.

Before he saw the speckle of cyan freckles decorating his shoulders as his dorsal fin popped out, his shark tail going out slightly but not at its full lenght, though definitely enough that Valentino saw it.

He had grinned at the time, thoroughly amused and intrigued by the revelation that Vox avoided water not because he was weak to it but because his more shark-like features come out.

He teased Vox about it, before he noted the way Vox grumbled and quickly put back on his coatsuit to hide himself.

Vox admitted later on that he didn't like his shark-like features, not when he was fucking terrified of them.

It had been hard getting Vark for Vox.

But it was definitely worth it when he seemed so happy and at peace as he played with the shark-dog.

Notably even taking a dive in Vark's water to play with him.

Vox tried multiple times to order a Fizziebot for Valentino since he wanted one, and even though he has a few Voxtek shops in the other Rings and Mammon can't easily sell in the Pride Ring, Mammon would never allow him to buy a Fizziebot in fear that Voxtek would reverse engineer and copy the Fizziebots for Sinners.

When it was clear that Vox couldn't get Valentino his Fizziebot, he decided to make one himself for Val.

(he even ordered a few of his hellborn employees to do it for him but for some fucking reason, Mammon knows which ones they are and won't give them one the greedy prick- Thankfully he didn't have to send any care packages for any dead hellborn employees so that's a plus)

It has been hard for him to get the proportions right when he didn't have the blueprints for it, having to patch together a bunch of reference photos from the internet and then feeding them into the program he prepared before he could get started, but once he did it was all worth it.

To the untrained eye, Kitty looks like any other Fizziebot except that it was specifically designed as a commission. Though it was all of Vox's work.

Knowing Valentino, Vox made sure to program it- her an obedient and docile personality, also being able to feel pain since he knows Valentino would love to use her as a punching bag even when it serves no ither purpose but to fuel Valentino's desire for suffering.

(He may have to repair Kitty on his own since Valentino refuses other people to touch Kitty, but it was worth it if it meant he could see more recordings of what Valentino had been up to throughout the day. And also a… more personal look when the two of them are in bed)

Like every Fizziebot, Kitty cannot speak. Though she can record and remember things.

She was perfect the way she is, perfectly crafted to Valentino's desires.

In a way, Proxy spits at all of that.

Being a sort of weird reverse amalgamation of Valentino helping Vox with accepting his shark-like qualities and Kitty being a gift to help Valentino out.

Being a robot that eerily looks so much like Vox stripped of any of its shark-like features.

A constant reminder that he was gone.

A constant reminder that makes grieving him properly even harder.

When the public can't doesn't know.

When you have to live with the fake ghost of a dear lover- partner- friend.

[nooripoori]

eat up

~a rosquez blurb

inspired by the posts of pregnant Marc i have seen on my fyp

post-reconciliation rosquez, it’s summer break and they’re at the ranch and Marc has been eating good and just enjoying his life. He gained a little fat on his stomach, where there was originally tight skin due to rigorous training there was now plush fat, and he doesn’t even realise it but one time during sex Vale is kissing down marc chest to his stomach and feels the soft, plush fat and it’s safe to say Vale gets obsessed with it. Starts acting like Marc is pregnant and keeps feeding him more stuff and always keeps a possessive hand on his stomach to feel the fat. Marc can tell Vale’s acting weirdly more possesive but doesn’t say anything and goes along with him cuz tbh no one really knows what goes on in the mind of Valentino Rossi and Marc has long given up trying to understand him.

[trashogram]

Were Stolas and Valentino friends at one point? Or they also had a situationship in the past implied on those Instagram stories a la Vox and Val?

I remember seeing something like that (apologies if it was just fan made and not something the real creators retconned) and finding it kinda weird/contradictory with what HB was trying to convey — that being that Stolas was extremely touch-starved and sex deprived rather than a depraved pervert — bc you can’t be Valentino’s friend on equal footing with him and still be a needy, practically virginal woobie.

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

🥹

[topnotchquark]

Honestly Vale seems like a powerful byproduct of a long running Bene Gesserit bloodline experiment. Melange induced blue eyes and all. Whole shebang about fear being a mind killer and all that jazz.

[hypervoxel]

I said "Alastor is actually a terrible person (affectionate)" but what I meant was "I think we should go back to addressing Alastor as someone who wants to see the people around him suffer for his own entertainment."