#all-woman band

[felsicveins]

John Dory's Final ex reveal!!!

It's Creek!

Wait, what's this?

It's Patty with the steel chair!!!

Meet Patty the Pain™!!! She's a professional wrestler rock troll! She and JD met at a party after a wrestling show and she basically said "I like you. You're going to be my boyfriend for a little while."

[galaxyspark-6e16]

[jessie-lou]

If you haven't seen this yet... see it now

[bmorefashionnerd]

Sade, 1992

Photographed by Albert Watson

[rocketqueen1989x]

love me two times baby

[leodanbrock]

JUSTICE ⊹ posters FIRE

[lookninjas]

How many times have I watched the Oscars version of "I'm Just Ken"? It doesn't matter. Have a bad song description poll!

Pick a song based on a bad song description. You do not have to recognize the song, although some will likely be recognizable. But just pick whatever appeals -- maybe it's the one that's funniest to you, or most relatable, or the one that best describes the type of Ken doll you'd find face down in the dirt next to a squashed lemon.

At the end of the poll, I will create a playlist based on the voting, in order from the least popular song to the most popular song. If you would like to be tagged when the playlist comes out, please leave a comment or put it in the tags when you reblog it (you are going to reblog it, right?) Also, if you desperately want to know what a song is and you don't want to wait a week, you can send me an ask and I will answer.

Have fun! Feel the Kenergy! Pass me a black napkin!

Update: Everyone now has their own Ken poster and that post is here. If you want to get visual clues to each song, or if you just want to see what those came out looking like.

[surelyimisheard]

yes this actually happened

[transmechanicus]

That prev post reminded me how much it weirds me tf out when someone only interacts with specific subsets of a minority group and learns their associated niche behavior patterns, and then tries to apply those patterns to every member of that minority that they meet afterwards only to be shocked when it doesn’t work.

[immediatebreakfast]

"God grant that we may be guided aright, and that He will deign to watch over my husband and those dear to us both, and who are in such deadly peril. As for me, I am not worthy in His sight. Alas! I am unclean to His eyes, and shall be until He may deign to let me stand forth in His sight as one of those who have not incurred His wrath."

Mina...

Mina what the fuck are you talking about?

God doesn't deserve you Mina. It doesn't.

God doesn't deserve to dangle the promise of eternal peace to you. All righteous fearing woman capable of running towards ancient evil to save your dear friend. Insessant, and intelligent fiend who is all kind towards her love, and loved him with all of her might when he was not himself.

Don't blame yourself for the assault, and never think that you are guilty for not having the means to stop it. Mina can't tell herself "if I had been better" she can't. How many times must she torture herself with thoughts of hellfire that are so close in her mind, yet far in reality.

Mina tells that she is not worthy of His sight when god should grovel at her feet for forgiveness. How dare He to make her suffer like this. Mina is not a Martyr nor a Saint. She is not Saint Inés calling for the sword to fall so she can be freed, nor Saint Águeda screaming in joy as she finally died.

Mina's suffering is not holy, it's human. It's so human that it hurts to read. How were her ambitions in life greedy to incur god's wrath upon her? Why must she become another footnote on Dracula's horrible quest for power? (Why was Lucy not saved? Why?)

Mina is losing hope in herself when she is the most strong. She can't let herself become comfortable at the idea of a violent end if it means to be seen in god's light again. Mina can't become suicidal to beg and pray to the being that abandoned her in her most traumatic moments.

Mina may think that she doesn't deserve god, but it's god that doesn't deserve Mina.

[kuromi-hoemie]

i love not having anybody who lives in my house. i was like oh noo i got carried away and lost track of time, and now i have to clean for my guest tomorrow but i want to keep doing The Thing, but i can keep doing the thing after they leave too and no one is going to stop me

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I realize that the internet is a breeding ground for attitude problems and people being little jerks to each other but it drives me crazy when I see Christians acting holier than thou and like their specific opinion is the only proper opinion and anyone who disagrees is a heretic.

[fox-guardian]

HOW ARE WE FEELING GAMERS

[nugothrhythms]

YouTuber Madi Danger put out a video on a bunch of the goth and goth-adjacent bands that put out music in 2023, both albums and singles. There are a wide variety of subgenres included, so she's bound to have brought up something that you like.

Fun fact: I actually saw her when I was at Cruel World last year (at which some of the bands she mentions in here performed). She is in fact as short as she always says.

[gothmusiclatinamerica]

"Lilith" by Chilean darkwave and post-punk duo Diavol Strâin off of their 2021 release Elegía del Olvido / Elegía del Horror

[local-writer]

Okay so Trolls has become my new hyperfixation (mostly the third movie), and I ADORE Poppy and Branch so much 💖 their relationship is so precious to me, they're my comfort ship fr <3 so I hope you enjoy this lil Broppy post where I ramble about some of my favorite scenes. :D Beware though, this will have some spoilers for Trolls Band Together! Don't read if you haven't watched it yet!

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER WHILE SHE'S ALL EXCITED. He's so in love with her I can't 😭

I really adored this little moment. You can really see how much he loves and adores Poppy. But it wasn't just his expression that I loved here, it was also the fact that there is so much love and trust between them that he wasn't upset at her for fangirling over meeting Clay, a former member of her favorite band. I know this is probably silly- why would he be angry at his girlfriend for being excited, right? Unfortunately, I know people who would be pissed at their significant other and accuse them of wanting and/or thirsting for the person they were previously excited to meet, even though it was nothing like that at all, just pure excitement. I've seen many toxic relationships within my family, and seeing these two act like a REAL couple who love and trust one another just makes me melt. Branch obviously feels safe and secure in his relationship with Poppy, and doesn't doubt her feelings for him at all. I wish I had seen healthy relationships like this growing up, I would have a bit more hope if I had. 🥲

ANYWAYS

LOOK AT THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HEEEERRRRR

I WILL NEVER NOT SCREAM ABOUT THIS.

There isn't a particular reason why I like this scene, I just adore the way he looks at Poppy <3

I REALLY LOVE THIS SCENE BECAUSE LIKE- I FEEL LIKE THIS MOMENT IS KIND OF IMPORTANT FOR BRANCH.

Like, he hasn't seen any of his brothers in years, and one would assume that he would want this little bonding moment with his brothers. And ofc he does, he still loves his brothers, but he wants to share this special moment with Poppy as well, the most important person in his life. Plus, he knows how much she loves to sing, so I have a feeling he knew just what she was thinking and wanted to dance and sing with his favorite person. <3

I think I'm so attached to these two because they have such a sweet relationship that in my opinion, is realistic and what relationships should be (the love and respect, I mean). I know that movies don't show the real struggles that happen in a relationship, and I know the difference between reality and fiction, but I feel like Trolls did a pretty good job. Relationships should be treated as, well, relationships. Trust is extremely important in a relationship, as well as self love.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LOVE EACH OTHER ANYMORE, WHY ARE THEY SO POSSESSIVE?!?! That's a lot of the reason why some relationships just don't work out. That and low self esteem. YOU MUST LOVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU CAN LOVE SOMEONE ELSE, THIS IS TRUE SHIT PEOPLE.

Sorry, idk how I drifted off of the topic of the ship lmao.

Can you tell that I'm totally normal about these two fictional characters? From a kids movie??