I want Lestat on Hot Ones just drowning those wings in the hottest hot sauces ever made and eating it without even flinching bc he can’t taste it and the guy is like “oh my god HOW are you doing that you are NOT human,” and Lestat just goes “yes I know I keep telling you people that but none of you listen”
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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.
Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.
And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.
the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.
He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.
Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!
Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through
He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'
I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.
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armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck
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I did it to hurt him, and it did hurt him.
Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.07: I COULD NOT PREVENT IT.
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daniel: woah hold on you're gonna get back with lestat? after all the shit you told me about what he did to you and claudia? really?
louis:
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with a boy! things got heated with a boy! i was at home picking lint off the sofa. the night's gone, the room's soiled, and once again i'm here with mop and mindlessness to clean it up. no! i clean it up! you make the mess and i clean it up! mark it on the calendar, align it with ursa major, louis' tri-annual FUCK OFF and find me with apologies to follow!
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have you even thought about that louis in lestat's pov in s3 is going to be the hottest sexiest babiest helen of troy of all time??? have you conSIDERED THAT????? HUH??????
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hallucinating your dead husband calling you a "little whore" as you try to move on from your relationship and go on a date with a different man is a level of guilt many catholics can only wish to reach
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