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cybersexisholy · 1 year

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url credit - @.taohun

uhhhh mod here. wheatley's the name, feeling Normal™️ about machines is the game. mainblog is @lovedtogekiss .

this is mostly my personal blog but everyone over 18 is welcome here too. please have some indicator of adultness or age somewhere i can see so i can at least pretend there arent minors following my blog. a few exceptions will be made for follow-backs and people i know personally and the like

oh yeah tag shit

#digital love - everything that isnt a picture of a physical piece of hardware. i forget this one a lot

#dickware - pictures of physical pieces of hardware

#cirqueue - queue tag

#'puter humour - shitposts mostly

#life in colour - art

#moving pictures - gifs

#all we do is advertise - adverts for various pieces of hard and software. i have a special tag for these because i like seeing them a lot

#speaker talk - shit i say

i kin. so many things but ill list the robots here... uhhhh later. robot/ai/robot-adjacent kinlist dropped lets get this bread (full list here)

- wheatley (portal 2)

- oracle turret (portal 2)

- space core (portal 2)

- the pink addison (deltarune)

- sweet (deltarune)

- spamton (deltarune)

- haym/yellow 1010 (no straight roads)

- sayu (no straight roads)

- dj yellow (rhythm heaven)

- tommy coolatta (hlvrai)

- nintendo ds (real life)

- yui (sword art online)

feel free to send in asks abt my kins i love talking about em

have a fun day and if you put discourse in my inbox ill explode you in my mind.

#speaker talk #digital love #cirqueue #'puter humour #life in colour #all we do is advertise #dickware #moving pictures

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hajimedics · 7 months

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I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #senjart #so #so. SO!#SO ABOUT TODAY'S UPDATE. WELL.#WELLLLLL!#eddie is happy. eddie is happy!#so excited for eddie's lobotomy arc #I have many MANY thoughts about today's update. by far the best one I should say #so much implications of the situation the puppets are in #how sally is so.... harsh towards eddie #and we got shown him having an outburst when hes left alone and doesnt know what to do #like he's so underappreciated but. delivering mails and making papercrafts are all he knows #his reison de'tre #his depersonalization on the armchair during the advertisement segment AND how frank reacted to it #he dropped the ''mr dear'' pretenses and called him ''eddie'' in such a concerned voice #AND MY GOD. RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!#PUPPET ON THE STRING THEORY REAL? SCRIPTS THEORY REAL? OR AM I JUST TWEAKING #HMMM HMMMMMMMMM #ANYWAYS I'LL THINK OF MORE STUFF TO ADD HERE ONCE IM NO LONGER SLEEPY

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miusato · 24 days

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Drawing them like this feels so so wronggggg

#aki is such a snob we should all collectively give him a swirly #akihiko doesnt even fit his name this is just some snob guy named winston or something #minako is so fun and bubbly i can see this being a possible final design :3 #shinji on the other hand.... yikes #i believe that atlus actually totally forget that shinji suppose to be associated with Aki and also be at the same age as he is #like....this is literally just a grown ass man working in an advertising agency #hell i bet they probably draw the underpaid in house designer and was like “fuck! we just drew the new intake!” and scrapped him altogether #i think atlus knows what it will do to the shinji girlies if they kept his stubble though smh COWARDS ☝️#anyway nobody asked but this isnt a good week for me and i just cry most of the days lol #but for this drawing i immediately stopped crying and locke tf in until i finished and continue sobbing 👍👍👍#asukart #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 portable #shinjiro aragaki #kotone shiomi #minako arisato #persona 3 femc #akihiko sanada

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eggoatt · 9 months

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twitter meme ft. empaths

#we are all going to ignore how loudly this advertises a type i have okay. okay #i wasnt gonna do this today cuz i was super not in the mood to draw humans but then i remembered the point of the meme #is to be self indulgent #so. furries it is #art #dogyolk #sunset shimmer #athena cykes #ace attorney furries

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sidsinning · 1 year

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Every time I see an interview for a new LA adaptation of a Disney princess movie where one of the cast members says smtg along the lines of "She's not going to wait for a man to save her this time" I already know we're doomed

#if thats how ur advertising whats good about ur movie u have already lost #begging you to understand your source material instead of seeing Disney princesses as icons of the patriarchy you need to reclaim for women #like r we forgetting disney princesses were made to appeal to little girls in the first place #idk y these LA movies exist when all they do is trash on the og movie #sidrabbles #again LA Cinderella was the best out of the bunch and I still don't even like it all that much lol #disney

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 months

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TG: do you think former president ronald reagan smacks rats

EB: sssmacks…rats?

TG: yah do you reckon he smacks rats

EB: oh yeah he TOTALLY smacks rodents—what in GOD’S NAME are we talking about

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #john egbert #mod terezi #i'm with john here but i totally agree that reagan smacks rats #but only if that is meant as an insult #anyways i'm bopping to rush rn i kinda wish music on the radio wasn't so regimented #sometimes i wanna go from ajr's karma to rush's freewill to heart's barracuda and back to lil nas x's old town road #the media could stand to be a little more eclectic and delineated is all i'm saying #it's not gonna kill anyone if we have some fucking variety that makes no sense to the advertisers #but exposes people to enriching experiences that they may not have experienced otherwise #like a while ago i was talking with mod kanaya and they've never heard of blue oyster cult before #and i was like wtf you need to listen to it #if only the once for no other reason than just for something you've never heard before #maybe i should start a vinyl collection and do amateur djing out of my room #anyways if you're following us and are under the age of twenty go listen to blue oyster cult right fucking meow #this is my one command to you

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mistyscenter · 2 months

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Let me bitch and moan before posting positivity for a sec because Derek DLC doesn't make you feel like you're cheating on Cove if you're dating him because Derek is actually yours and Cove's friend so spending time with him and crashing to his place doesn't feel weird if you do a platonic route. Which is not the same for Baxter DLC because WDYM I CRASH TO BAXTER'S PLACE AFTER INTERACTING WITH HIM FOR 3 DAYS AFTER 5 YEARS HE GHOSTED ME WHAT THE FUCK-

#misty talks our life #our life #olba #derek suarez #misty talks baxter #baxter ward #BAXTER DLC SUCKS IF YOU GO ON PLATONIC ROUTE AND YES IT'S AN ISSUE BECAUSE THE GAME ADVERTISE ITSELF TO HAVE PLATONIC ROUTES #AND THAT IS JUST...WEIRD #idk man personally i wont be crashing to my ex friend house after we didnt see each other for 5 years??#like can we all agree that baxter dlc suck if you do the platonic route #and yes i should be to do the platonic route BECAUSE IS IN THE GAME ADVERTISEMENT #edit: HOUSE HOUSE I MEANT HOUSE #someone said to read my tags and then i realized my mistake #to make it clear going into the house of someone to stya for the night after youve seen each other for3 days is still bad #especially if youre dating cove bc why the fuck arent u going to your boyfriend/husband/fiance hotel?? like i get that is last minute and #the hotel didnt count for another guest but if not im sure jude and scott wouldnt mind if you and cove shared the guest room #BUT NO LET'S GO TO BAXTER'S GUEST ROOM IG???#IM JUST #AND AGAIN #YOUVE SEEN BAXTER AFTER 5 YEARS THAT HE GHOSTED YOU AND YOUVE SEEN EACH OTHER FOR A WEEK AT BEST #IS STILL WEIRD I ACCIDENTALLY MADE IT WORSE LMAO #misty spreading misinfo on the internet #oh and mind you cove stays at the hotel while you alone go to baxters apartment #this sounds more and more like a potentional thriller i wont lie

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twilight-deviant · 5 months

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Telling content creators it's wrong to explore artistic freedom and be independently funded by fans, and they should instead continue taking advertisement revenue from google* is

NOT

the anti-capitalism stance actually.

*(Yes, google owns youtube.)

#Watcher #This post is specifically and exclusively about the people who seem to have the capitalism bit wrong #It's almost fascinating how no one is hearing themselves speak #I feel like some of you don't understand WHY we support small businesses and are anti-monopoly #I've seen multiple posts saying “Shane is so anti-capitalism there's no way this was his idea.”#So... you think it's pro-capitalism to start your own business instead of relying on pennies from the exploitative mega-corporation?#Guys... we support small businesses KNOWING it will cost the consumer more #Stop thinking you're entitled to someone's product #That's what got us in this mess #I understand $6 is a lot for many many people but that is what makes certain things a luxury #Nothing used to be this way #Nothing used to be “free” so you can be monitored for your viewing habits and sold to advertisers #If you see a little guy trying to leave youtube/google and you paint them as the capitalist??? You. have. taken. a. wrong. turn.#I don't know how many more ways I can say it #It is better to support someone (if you can) than to pressure them into taking money from the trillion-dollar corporation #so that you can have what they put all their blood/sweat/tears into for free #If you want something badly enough you're going to have to pay for it #Them's the breaks #If you don't want it that badly then maybe it didn't mean enough to you personally #Thinking otherwise is how corporations like youtube take over and squeeze out small competitors #btw on monopolies: having almost every single video content creator (outside of tiktoks and video game streams) on youtube is BAD #You understand that's bad yes?#How tf are we going to diversify unless SOME CREATORS leave youtube???#It's almost the responsibility of larger creators to do so #Ironically what I said is backwards #In its ideal state‚ capitalism is supposed to inspire innovation and new business‚ giving every person a chance to succeed #But I think we all know that's not the reality we're experiencing #I just went with what everyone means when they say it

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sciderman · 10 months

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How do you feel about the increase in really weird NSFW ads on here (advertising panels that look like sexual encounters, and AI art apps that pride themselves on porn) but will take down NSFW posts from their users, even if it isn't technically sexual.

i hate all social media and it's consistent prioritising the advertisers over the users and the internet simply was a better place before capitalism sunk its hooks into it

#i could write essays about how capitalism ruined the internet.#i was actually talking to someone earlier today about how youtube was kind of effectively ruined by monetisation.#and they were raised in the soviet union and we had a bit of a talk about how art was better because it wasn't for profit.#the people who made art made it because they wanted to do it and because they loved it.#she said that communism was terrible for every aspect of life for her. people's lives under communism wasn't pretty.#but the art was better. and i feel like it's true for the internet – it was better when it was a free-for-all.#the companies didn't know how to exploit it yet and turn it into a neverending profit-driven hellscape.#people created content because they wanted to. because they wanted to make something silly to make people laugh.#not for profit. not for gain. not for numbers. not to further their career.#i miss the days of newgrounds and youtube before monetisation.#capitalism has soiled everything that's joyful and good in this world.#people should be able to share whatever they want.#people should be able to tell any story they want without the fear of being silenced by advertisers.#that's what made the internet so beautiful before. anyone could do anything and we all had equal footing.#but now we're victims of the algorithm. and it makes me sick.#i'm quitting my job in social media. i'm quitting it. it makes me too depressed. i have an existential crisis every freaking day.#every day i wake up and say "ah. this is the fucking hell we live in #i'm so sorry i feel so passionate about this.#social media is a black hole and it is actively destroying humanity. forget ai. social media is what's doing it.#i miss how beautiful the internet used to be. it should've been a tool for good. but it's corrupt and evil now.#sci speaks

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funnierasafictive · 10 months

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We were thinking of making a small mascot for FAAFictive (this blog) at one point, but I have no idea what that would even be! How would you make a mascot for a blog that reblogs (mostly) jokes that can be fictive related? The idea just came up some time ago so that our icon wasn’t just the flag- but also something else to make this blog visually identifiable.

#Just like how in this one discord server we are in the mascot is kind of a snom but in front of a (the same) fictive flag haha.#That that story is different. It was an april fools joke that stuck.#It is a fictive server for context which is why the flag is there.#From Chara #Not Funnier as a Fictive #Anyhow… We just notice that other system-community-based blogs have more symbols on them but we do not!#I found it rather interesting.#In other news: We are finishing our current batch of art commissions!#We were thinking that instead if advertising we are OPEN to our main.. we can advertise to you all instead =)#So you get first come first serve!

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crash3warped · 5 months

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so-called anticapitalists when a creator leaves their fav predatory megacorp to go indie and they learn they will have to actually share money with them to support their art

#watcher #many people who Do Not Understand Art #like sorry we do unfortunately live in a society. you cant do Shit without the money to do it.#leaving youtube is the opposite of selling out btw youtube is literally a long-form advertisement.#plus youtube is Literally running propaganda campaigns for the IOF. you all look foolish.

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kply-industries · 9 months

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#animated gif #animated gifs #gif #gifs #old advertisements #old ads #retro #planes #old film #747 #airplanes #radar #circuitry #fix it larry #sunglasses #radio #montage #We do it all at KPLY because we have nothing better to do

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creativebrainrot · 7 months

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This is, genuinely, one of the first times I've contemplated deleting or wiping an account in protest.

If I do, I will be more active on Bluesky and Cohost, maybe Inkblot as well.

I am, frankly disgusted by this site's decision to partner with an AI Data scraping company- especially Midjourney, in a desperate attempt to claw back any profit they can, rather then let the site continue to exist and eventually die out.

I find it absolutely baffling that this is directly after receiving backlash for the CEO's behavior towards Predestrogen. A trans woman who happens to be a sex worker who was unfairly banned. The CEO followed her onto twitter to straight up harass her, sharing her many other online handles. Disgusting behavior.

I was willing to stay on this hellsite and dig my heels in then but now I'm seriously considering wiping this blog clean, deleting my sideblogs, and only keeping an empty shell around to check in on my friends still here.

Fuck this hellsite, Fuck the CEO, Fuck the parent companies, and FUCK AI.

I have no attachment to this site as most of my friends already know me on discord and my many other social media accounts.

Would I miss the community? Yes very much so. But so many of my friends are already on Bluesky or Cohost themselves.

I have no qualms with jumping ship and I know this blog isn't "popular" so to speak but just to throw my two cents out there; Tumblr has been fucking pathetic with it's decisions in regards to to the Palestinian Genocide, Trans womens' treatment on this fucking hellsite, and now partnering with midjourney.

I am not particularly torn between leaving this site or staying until the ship sinks. I have not made a final decision.

To be clear, I find this website fucking disgusting. I don't know what I hope happens to it but I don't care to share my art here anymore. I may delete most of my own original posts here.

For now I remain, in utter contempt of the state of this site, ready to leave.

#creativelyrottedmind #rotthoughts #tumblr #fuck tumblr #fuck the ceo #fuck ai #fuck midjourney #fuck all of you.#This post may read with hopelessness but that is not the case. I have more than enough hope that Glaze & Nightshade & Watermarking your wor #can make it clear when something's been generated with AI. Can show that you despise AI. however a word of advice #Do Not Advertise Your Use of glaze or nightshade #Don't.#it puts the aim of glaze and nightshade in jeopardy.#Community and human connection will always win out I feel but only if we fight back and continue to hope and help eachother #as such i despise what tumblr has done and i am not going anywhere YET but I have my hand on the door and I am packed to leave #You can find my other accounts on bluesky cohost and pillowfort as 'creativebrainrot'#I do not give out my discord.#I may make an Inkblot account.#That's all for now.#fuck this hellsite

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ashestoashesjc · 3 months

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girl what are these

#not bookmarks obviously we love her #this motherfucker got rid of verification only to realize how important it is and do it again but cluttered and requiring extra clicks #there are so many new buttons and extra steps now to do things that were once immediately visually apparent #purged all its branding for the anonymous 'x' and scared off all the advertisers and welcomed the shittiest among the human population #because they're the only fanboys he can attract now and elon requires no food or water or light for his ego sustains him #i miss 2014

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apocalypticdemon · 2 months

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I am so beyond ready to quit this job. Wednesday cannot come fast enough.

#to be fair it's bc school starts again in a few weeks #but idk. every day at this office feels like sandpaper on my skin. people always ask me shit i dont understand #and every case is so individual there's no set checklist to follow to troubleshoot #so most of the time I just grind my gears and get stuck #it'd busy more days than not.#and it was advertised to me as data entry only. client interactions was not what i signed up for.#it's all client interaction.#we're short staffed so nobody gets to take the back office and have a break.#when we weren't short staffed i was the new guy and only got 1 day in the back a week while everyone else got 2.#all my coworkers are conservative but talk like they're apolitical.#i thought it'd be fulfilling bc im helping people get benefits #but many are rude or impatient as any other service job. I'm constantly trying to direct people that don't want to listen #or explain the intricacies of something i barely understand.#and i don't want to lead people astray bc you have to start over if you blow a deadline.#but there's just nothing redeeming that i enjoy.#i hate customer service. i hate constantly asking questions. i like seldom few of my coworkers.#i can't be me at work.#and i don't care about the work itself anymore.#this job made me cry every day for weeks last month from sheer stress and overstimulation.#i almost cried myself sick several times.#the only reason I'm not there anymore is bc i dont fucking care anymore.#it took me 2 months to burn out. 2 months!#i was training for half of that!!#idk. everyone decided i was smart and could pick it up quickly so. even though everyone else got 4-6 weeks of shadowing #you can make do with 3 before you start doing stuff solo.#which feels unfair. i wasn't ready for it. and i resent the decision quite a bit.#plus it's been a nightmare for me in terms of external stressors and my generally deteriorating mental health. so.#all in all. i hate it here.#and i can't wait to turn in my notice so i can gtfo in 2 weeks #i am so tired. free me. let me go back to my music please

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knockknockitsnickels · 13 days

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The minecraft movie trailer looks terrible (as has been thoroughly discussed) but at the very least I am hoping and praying that when the movie gets released and looks exactly like the trailer that it will FINALLY put to rest the constant "it's bad as a marketing ploy!" shit that has been everywhere since the Sonic movie 🙏

#no i do not think the sonic movie producers made an entire fake trailer and fake toys and fake posters #with a bad design #intentionally to drum up bad publicity #i do not think they intentionally faked an interview with the series creator where he commented that he didn't like sonic's design #nor do i think they intentionally delayed the release date several months just as a marketing stunt #and no i do not think they spent all this money on the minecraft trailer and casting and advertising and licensing a beatles song #just to reveal something else.#And even if they do #what are you expecting. is it REALLY going to fix the movie #sonic 1 still had a pretty mid plot even with the redesign #guys sometimes execs are just stupid. we know this. cmon.

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