#all of this in the span of 20 minutes

[thornsnvultures]

sitting on the couch for an hour to decompress after driving through trenton because nobody knows how to fucking drive

[kiisaes]

big day for annoying people (me)

[captainofthetidesbreath]

the reason Raphaniel is apparently dying in the preview for episode three is he learned that Amangeaux has baby she's hiding from everyone AND learned that Karna knew this before he did and told Tomaté for personal gain AND learned what Colin's deal is and it is somehow clashing with Raphaniel's political ideology all in a span of like ten minutes and his heart is trying to give out from the stress

[lucalicatteart]

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 4: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should offer the Well Creature some bread and soup ….

"Completely unsure how to even begin to interact with the strange creature from the well, The Adventurer recalls reading in a book once that 'food is a universal language', or uh.. something like that.. thus, some hearty soup and bread would surely bridge any communication barriers... probably. He serves the little cannister of broth cold, straight from his bag just dumped into a wooden bowl, mostly because he's far too nervous to try and start a fire with someone watching.. hopefully they won't mind the food not being warmed..

After gently placing a single bread roll next to the soup, he steps back, gesturing towards the meal with an uncertain smile. The creature pauses, sniffs around, then promptly disappears back into the darkness. Just as The Adventurer begins to sulk over his apparent rejection, something stirs behind him... With a rush of creaking and plopping noises, the creature resurfaces, revealing it's massive serpent-like body as it hoists itself over the crumbled stone of the well's edge with it's many arms. It cracks open it's mighty jaw just far enough for a tiny blue tongue to slither out, then politely slurps at the soup, delicate enough not to spill any.

Stumbling backwards in shock, The Adventurer simply sits there staring the entire time whilst the creature happily (and rather quickly) enjoys their meal... Seemingly appreciative of his kind offerings, another strange slinking arm creeps up from the depths of the well, daintily opening a velvet sack with it's claws and laying out a small assortment of items onto the grass. Still a bit shaken, but also never one to turn down a free gift, The Adventurer senses that the creature intends for him to take any single item of his choosing... but, which one?"

[strixhaven]

everything possible ever happened in my dream last night

[glendover]

got stressed out, started listening to fawx and stallion, fell in love with the podcast, was reminded that I need to study, cried

[katya-goncharov]

just started watching titanic for the first time, and why did no-one ever tell me how utterly long and boring the beginning is!!

[giantkillerjack]

How uniquely good is the expression work and animation in @worthikids (Ian Worthington's) Bigtop Burger??

So good that I have spent many hours combing through every single frame of animation in this series so far while taking well over 1,000 screenshots so that I can use them as reference for art practice.

Highly recommend for anyone who has like 20 minutes to watch everything that's out so far. So many of the quotes from this just live in my brain now

But I'm not done talking about the animation - I mean, it is absolute next-level delightful shit right down to the cinematography and it is so wild that most of the work on this is done by one guy.

All the characters have great expressions, but ffs every second that Cesare is onscreen, Ian Worthington has animated Chris Fleming's voice-acting and improv SO GOOD that I basically had to watch every single one of those lines on 1/4 speed over and over to make sure I didn't miss anything.

[abyssal-art]

Y’all I can’t be doin this being an adult shit much longer I went to get groceries and

-forgot a cart so I carried 2 gallons of milk, dinner, and other stuff by hand

-maybe stole something?? Idk if it scanned but it didn’t get mad at me so???

-crashed my damn car

-regretted every choice that lead me here

-the plastic bag holding said two gallons of milk BROKE and milk spilled all over the front of my place

-I then laid on the ground and cried for abt two minutes

-find out the fried chicken I got spilled fuckin everywhere bc THAT box broke at the same time

If I’m not seen within the next week let it be known that im simply returning to the earth

[blunderpuff]

almost kicked a small child in the head today bc he was running around during story time while i was acting out this page:

lucky for that kid i’m SHORT but otoh if i *HAD* given him a traumatic brain/face injury, MAYBE THEM LITTLE KIDS WOULD STOP FUCKING RUNNING DURING STORY TIMES!! maybe their parents would, idk, NOT LET THEIR LITTLE KIDS BE SO FUCKING DISRUPTIVE ALL THE TIME

artist’s rendition

[oflgtfol]

my mom acts like i have such extreme mood changes when im pmsing like as if i become the biggest meanest bitch in town meanwhile in actuality the only mood problems i have when im pmsing is that i cry over everything

[wigglepiggle]

happy first day of 2023 so far my family has burned some of the cornbread so bad the entire house smells like smoke and my momom just cut her finger with a knife and now it's bleeding 👍

[cool-person-yey]

I rarely get (physically) hurt in a way that like, actually bothers me. It's usually just some scratches and most of the time there isn't even blood, but for some godforsaken reason I always, always, ALWAYS MANAGE TO GER HURT MULTIPLE TIMES ON THE SAME FUCKING PLACE

[cinnamontoads]

alabasta was really like the first Slightly Long arc/saga in one piece to me and they only get longer from here but man it’s just as much of a slog as i remember if we’re being honest

[munch-mumbles]

i think a lot of my daily distress boils down to wanting to be creative but just. Not being

[thehivemindever]

help i just had?? the weirdest span of like 5 dreams?? during a 45 minute period i was asleep. dont even remember them but they were weird as hell. im just absolutely fucking like. that hit me like a truck. im a changed man