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I'm finally reading crimson rivers. Wish me luck.
#marauders#marauders fandom#marauders era#crimson rivers#ohhhh boy#jegulus#sunseeker#starchaser#all of the abve#only sad is no rosekiller#):#I NEED ME MY MURDER HUSBANDOS
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i discovered alcohol free beverages and it has changed my life
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It would be really cool if, because it’s the Fantasy 18th Century during Stormlight, wines that were red/sapphire/blue/violet had been invented in the last 100 years and were still a relatively new thing and were mainly associated with Sin and Vice and Addiction and Selling Your Firstborn For Booze Money, Unlike The Honorable Yellow And Auburn Wines Which Are Nourishing And Pure. Yknow? Instead of Navani drinking a full cup of violet wine at a feast and nobody caring. Damn you Sanderson. We could’ve had Vorin Beer Street and Gin Lane but it’s Yellow Street and Violet Lane. AUGH.
(this is beer street and gin lane for those unaware. No image description sorry I am drunk and there is too much detail for me to describe it. But it’s a 1759 linocut that is Commenting On Society, I learned about it in my Brit Lit 1 class)
#luke.txt#drunkposting#the very unfortunate thing about being autistic and having an addiction is that i DO have Liquor In History eidetic memory#is it not enough to be mentally dependent on Substance. must i also be Autistic About It Too#it is like a documented thing that once distilling things was invented around the world alcoholism went from Something That Happens In Very#Rare Circumstances#to Oh Fuck Now Every Village Has The Town Drunk And We All Pity Him#and like as a vodkafucker i get it but also i know so many Dads Who Drink Too Much who only drink beer so the shitty 1.5% abv old timey#beer is working wonders
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#me @ myself currently#no reason i shld be 4 beers deep and barely tipsy#it’s my brother’s weekend and he bought alc and ofc i couldn’t resist bc i want to die#i shld be FUCKED. WHAT THE HELL#THEYRE 7% ABV BITCH THE FUCK#i hope this works like an edible and all of a sudden ill be trashed.#speqking of. i shld smoke perhaps#update im fucked. i just needed some pot. LMFAO
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i fucking love having a bestie that occasionally reads my tumblr. in the uber like "can i say something" and he says "is this about that thing you posted". YES.
#anyway this is about wanting to kiss my friend so badly but not wanting to mess up the timing akjssskksknakak#also i said 'check out the analog horror boyfriend post' and he scrolled past the makeover montage post#and he said 'hey this is about me' yes it is ☺️#mwahh nelson i love u i'd get lavender married to you except you don't need it bc ur straight#also he's the guy from the 'we all have a homie who's three months unemployment aways from figuring out he's bi' post#he just turned 24 (gay number in brazil) i hope he fags out a lot this year 😭#he deserves it. everyone already assumes he's gay bc he's nice and wears glasses#^ anyway i'm drunk. i got a mini (300 ml) catuaba bottle that i didn't expect to drink all by myself LMAO#it's only like 14% abv but still.
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theres just enough alcohol in this ginger brew to be actually pleasant to taste thks actually fucks
#i should.learn how to ferment thjs stuff on my own this is great#jts not enough alcohol to have any sort of impact at All its like 2% abv if that
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people under the drinking age: 21+ aren’t hiding alcohol from you bc it tastes good they’re hiding it bc it’s so fucking bad but they need you to act like an adult when you realize how fucking bad it is (/j)
#i just had my fourth alcoholic beverage and everyone online was all ‘it’s absurdly sweet’#i fucking try it and it’s SO bitter and burns my throat so bad despite being 10% ABV
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the 7/11 i buy all my booze at has been slowly replacing the entire ipa selection with that shitty juice flavored voodoo ranger im gonna kms
#hawaiian punch but 9.5% abv and aslo bad tasting. all ipa tastes bad but this is a different sort of bad#real alcoholics would understand.#ree talks
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One of Anton's main character traits literally just being "drunkard" is soooo funny for our ship tbh. Guy who drinks a lot + guy who likes the taste of alcohol but NOT the effects. Lmao.
#I love fun little drinks but ONLY for the flavor. I'd do all nonalcoholic if I could#but specifically I enjoy that sharp alcohol taste that you just don't get with a lot of nonalc replacements#had ONE 9% abv cider just now and even just a buzz feels Bad to me. I don't like it. ougvhhh.......#I'm not even particularly a lightweight I just don't enjoy it like you're supposed to lmao#my thought process was ''mmm yummy treat that will maybe make me tired enough to sleep at a normal hour''#but the fuzzy is overpowering the tired and I don't like that. fuzzy feels Not Good to me bc I hate fun or whatever idk#anyway#anton has his part of the liquor cabinet that's always getting restocked. jazz has his with the same couple bottles in it for over a year#(<- inspired by real events. my little airplane bottles that I've had for a year and a half)#roz posts#s: it's happy hour
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Discover the latest trend in the bourbon world with Frey Ranch's 100% Wheat Whiskey Single Barrel. This unique wheated bourbon is a must-try for any whiskey enthusiast. Learn more about the incredible flavors and where to snag a bottle before they sell out! #BourbonTrend #WhiskeyLovers
#Frey Ranch every product is carefully selected by our editors. If you buy from a link#we may earn a commission. Learn more No style of whiskey has been more associated with the 21st century’s bourbon boom than wheated bourbon#with the rest of the recipe filled out by some combination of wheat#barley and/or rye. Buffalo Trace’s famed wheated mashbill — found in brands like Pappy and Weller — is kept under lock and key#though it’s believed wheat replaces rye entirely and accounts for around 15 percent of the mash. But what if a whiskey were made with 100 p#you guessed it#wheat whiskeys — are not unheard of. But they are fairly rare#paling in popularity to multigrain whiskeys like bourbon and rye as well as single-grain whiskeys made from malted barley like scotch. An i#which last year took home VinePair’s Next Wave Spirits Brand of the Year award#is known for its “farm to glass” mantra#as it grows all of the grains used to distill its whiskeys on the distillery grounds. The whiskeys are also distilled#aged and bottled on-site#making the craft distillery’s whiskey-making process completely vertically integrated. Our slow-grown grains are at the core of who we are#the brand’s approach is working#as Frey Ranch is celebrating a decade in business this year. To mark the milestone#the brand has opted to do something special for its fans by creating what just might be the ultimate wheat whiskey. Meet the ultimate wheat#NV#Frey Ranch’s celebratory new whiskey is bottled at cask strength — a first for any of the distillery’s single-grain whiskeys — and each bot#the mega-wheater clocks in with an ABV between 58.4% and 67.2%#depending on the barrel#and is aged between six years#two months and seven years#eight months — again#depending on which barrel the bottle came from. As a single-barrel release#the ABV and age of your whiskey are dependent upon the barrel from which it was drawn. Frey Ranch Our slow-grown grains are at the core of#” Frey Ranch co-founder Colby Frey said in a statement. “So we’ll continue to experiment with different mashbills that showcase the high qua#the distillery has released some detailed tasting notes. It’s described as a “sugar bomb” with butterscotch#butter cream frosting and custard on the nose#a palate of birthday cake and milk chocolate#and a finish rich in flavors of vanilla and espresso. TL; DR: This is a sweeter wheater. Pricing and availability
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Poured into a glass, first glance has a very inky almost brownish color that you see in older wines. Very syrupy, liquid clings to the side of the glass when swirled. Almost 15% ABV. Stuck my nose in and was hit with something I’ve never experienced before. Barnyardy funk (in a bad way) almost like a dead animal in a bird’s nest. A mix of flat Coca Cola and caramel with a whiff of gun metal. On the palate, overwhelming sweetness and sugar. Cherry Cola mixed with Benadryl. Unlike anything I’ve tasted. I’m not sure what this liquid is but it is not wine, I’m actually not sure what it is but it tastes like something a doctor would prescribe. A chemical concoction of the highest degree. Can only compare it to a Four Loko.
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An ungodly concoction made by seemingly godly men. I believe the Vatican needs to send an exorcist over to Buckfast Abbey as the devil’s works are cleary present there. After tasting this “wine,” the way I feel can only be described as akin to being under a bridge on one’s knees orally pleasing a vagrant while simultaneously drinking liquified meth through a dirty rag. I’ve drank a lot of wines in my life and will never forget this one.
WEIRD substance I purchased when visiting an abbey
#i tried a little bit of this whilst on holiday in scotland this summer#i had a sip#and then immediately devided i would leave it at the hostel for the next guests#like someone had done with some beer previously#it is so sweet#syrupy even#imagine if cough syrup had as much caffeine as monster#and was 15%abv#i think my reaction on first tasting it was#'i can see why the Scottish like it'#given how sweet and bizarre irn bru is#although that isnt caffeinated af all#anyway buckfast is bizarre
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doctor who time :)
#.din#.txt#cream liquer is almost perfect all we are missing is muh more abv#cc. stupid c key.#anyways. tapering off with cream liquer until im sober.
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People in society and shit get so fucking elitist about like………… if you are drinking the Right Respectable Way with regards to how shit tastes……. Like there are really people who give you a hard time if you like sweet drinks because like IF YOU DONT LIKE BITTER WHY ARE YOU EVEN DRINKING LE SMIRK um…… because I like the way the drug in the drink makes me feel? Because I like not wanting to die? Because I like not being 27 layers of inhibition in a trench coat? Like jesus it’s not your business if I don’t like bitter and thus struggle hardcore to drink unflavored liquor straight up. Fuck off I can drink you under the table with my strawberry vodka. Don’t fuck with me. Shit this is my cosmere blog. Uhhhh Sadeas says this Brandon Sanderson told me.
#I hate fruit taste a lot but I hate bitter taste even more#luke.txt#drunkposting#if Smirnoff vanilla vodka was still 35% abv I would not drink anything else it’s sooooooo good#unfortunately the shitheads up at Smirnoff seem hell bent on converting all their tolerable 35% abv beverages into 30% abv#like fuck you i drink to get drunk I don’t care that it burns less. die.#addictionposting
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Apparently you can just. Go to bars and order things that aren’t on their menu.
#this is shaking my world Ngl#like. what’s the point of a menu if you can just order shit that isn’t on it#all thoughts head full#alcohol mention tw#i don’t generally drink and when I’ve been to bars in the past I always get a coke#I’ve been to lots of bars I played in a blues band. and I’d always get a coke#i didn’t want to drink on the job. I’m a lightweight#honestly I like it that way. i don’t spend a lot of money on a good time#two seagrams is enough to get me looped. 3.2% abv is enough#i drank a triple sec and Jack Daniel’s once not knowing how hard Jack Daniel’s was. not doing that again
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maybe controversial but whenever someone tells me they dislike beer I automatically assume they’re from the US. I’m sure gross beer exists in other countries too though
#Gross beer just feels so quintessentially American to me though. Anheuser-Busch & MillerCoors…. :/#Again dual citizenship swag I have the Privilege and Honor of enjoying tasty tasty Belgian beer over the summers#I’ll admit that I generally enjoy bitter flavors more than other people so I’m less inclined to be grossed out by beer at all#But after trying my beloved Duvel…. How could someone say they hate **all** beer unless they’ve Never tried a beer like This?#Like if fuckin. bud lite. is your standard of beer yeah beer is gross#But that doesn’t mean every beer in the world is an American lager with 4.2% ABV. Try a Belgian strong pale ale sometime.
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I have alcohol and access to the entire corpus of human knowledge at my fingertips. With these powers combined I will do absolutely nothing but procrastinate writing a book.
#writers and poets#writers on tumblr#it’s good alcohol I swear#writing#writerslife#no it’s not I lied#34% abv coconut liqueur#I’m sorry it’s all I have#I’m moving and can’t buy anything else right now#writeblr
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