#all my homies hate severus snape

[inky-squid-art]

childhood best friends to strangers…. if he ever even understood her to begin with (he didn’t).

lily and severus you will always be famous to me. doomed from the start but you were both blind to it. but we could always tell how it would end. augh. i’m taking poison damage.

[theflikchic]

If you want to know the clearest difference between Tolkien and JKR it's that when Tolkien wrote an unattractive, unlikable, and openly suicidal man, he made sure the wise bearded wizard was compassionate towards the suicidal man's mental illness even when he openly condemned his mental illness-influenced actions.

When JKR wrote an unattractive, unlikable, and openly suicidal man, she had her wise bearded wizard tell him "yeah well, that doesn't help me lol get over it" and then have him barely condemn the man's mental illness-influenced actions and framed her bearded wizard as correct in doing so.

[anotherimaginesaccount]

Screw Severus Snape! All my homies hate Severus Snape

𝐈 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 10: 𝐎𝐜𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞.

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Summary: The paths of Son YN and Park Sunghoon haven't really crossed. In a time filled with strife and tension, they unexpectedly become friends. But will an ongoing war tear them apart?.

Pairing: Park Sunghoon x F! Reader.

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Sorry not sorry to any Snape fans... Thoughts and opinions please 🥹🥹.

[incorrect-pretending-to-hate]

Umbridge: Your student threw a knife at me. It missed my head by three inches.

Snape: Yes, she needs to work on her aim.

[harrypotterbashing]

idk, stop glorifying maradeurs, calling them "absolutely good" because they are on the "light" side and disregarding their personal actions, they are just as horrible as "dark side" characters in a way lol. same for draco, he was a kid yes but at 15-16 you kinda have your own conscience😕 however, you should realise he was willing to change anyway so you shouldn't really deem him "pure evil" for having grow up with racist bias and being a bully in school.

(also i have to note that the Maradeurs DIDN'T "grow out" of being bullies. Sirius and Remus stated it themselves that James just learned to hide it from Lily for her to like him. Also Sirius literally tried to murder Snape lmao, like??? uhh, i can't recall, for example, Draco willingly trying to kill anyone in his school days😟 Sirius was never shown to have "grown out" of it as well.)

and no!! you can enjoy them and like/love them, just PLEASE don't make saints out of any of them :) it's much easier to think of everyone in grey tones and that's amazing

[limetimo]

RAB I read (7-13 March)

rewrite my heart (let the future in) by secretpersona ♥♥♥♥♥ Pandora Sees what people need. Regulus dreams about his death. The Order is an organised mess and Voldemort plays favourites. Also, SOUP ♥♥♥

Remus and Regulus: Horcrux hunters by Oliivii Remus bumps into Regulus and tags along for the Horcrux retrieval. What follows is a satisfying angsty mess!

BLAME by YouBlitheringIdiot ALL! MY! HOMIES! HATE! DUMBLEDORE! AND! SNAPE! Aka James takes full blame for the Prank is expelled and joins DEs as a spy. And I can't stress this enough, fuck Dumbledore.

Everyone Is Someone At Home by FivePips, shadow_prince Prince Sirius dreams of running away from home and who's a better ride to freedom than a sexy Viking Jarl Remus? Ft. Good Sibling Regulus!

Harry Potter y la orden de- ¡Dejen de tocarme los huevos by Denébola Black (Estefi343), Estefi343 Okay, so Spanish is not a language I possess and it's been 90k of online translator for me; buuut the gist of it is a Slytherin-ish Harry (you know, cool, collected Harry) meeting the portrait of Regulus in Grimmauld Place, and they become besties like, instantly.

I Didn't Catch Your Name by Kach_wow a comedy of mistakes and near-encounters! We have two groups: Regulus, Remus, Pandora on one side and James, Sirius and Lily on the other. Regulus and James had a one night stand but don't know each other names, Sirius doesn't know Remus' roommate is his estranged and long lost brother, Pandora is about to propose to Lily but doesn't know James is Regulus' one night stand. You're going to scream, I can promise that.

Quite Like Us by Anonymous it started as a wrong AU number and now it's such sweet fluff (with some drama on the horizont)! Human puppy James and a hissy kitten Regulus

glimpses of heaven by lunahunt I have only just started this one but it's looking GOOD! After the Prank, James and Regulus meet at a summer Quidditch camp!

A place where souls go by slytherinharrison I'm screaming the Bartylus we deserve. I can't believe I haven't discovered this sooner. The DRAMA sksksksksk

Drugs and surgical scrubs by anauro ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AAAAAAAAAA I don't even have words anymore. Doctor Regulus doesn't want to give up on his addict brother, so when stabbed James Potter lands on his couch he agrees to keep him and treat him despite the dangers it poses to his licence. The price? No drugs. The Marauders have to go clean. Can they? Can the Black brothers salvage their relationship? Can James reclaim his life? Maybe smooch his personal doc? :D

Sky Full of Stars by TowardTheStars The story of how rotten Hollywood is, Sirius/Severus, Regulus is a good brother (or at least he's trying his best)

Did You Miss Me? by Fantismal, Krethes the story of how rotten the beauty industry is! this time following wrong number Wolfstar, love at first sight Jily, oops im in love with my best friend Floradora and the estabilished couple Bubbles (Longbottoms). I'm in awe of the formating of this text fic.

shield, shadow, shelter by coincidences following his betrayal, Regulus is tortured by Bellatrix and rescued by Sirius! Anguish and fluff!

Pretty Lies by Anonymous OOOOOOOOO fucking HOOOOOO Remus' mission is to stop a werewolf pack from joining Voldemort. Regulus' mission is to recruit the werewolves. Remus knows that every word coming from Regulus' lips is poison. It doesn't save him. FAN-TAS-TIC, time stopping, game changing, where is that Lady Gaga gif?

Every Rose Has Its Thorns by shadow_prince Wolfstar Beauty and the Beast with background Regulily. but like pretty background

rials and Tribulations by lemon_drps after Sirius runs away, Regulus has an awful fucking time and he and his friends are awful fucking people. Self-medicating with self-invented potion is going to end so. badly. I love this take on Regulus' character and teen Death Eaters.

and we're gone by blackkat Sirius is running away from home. my heart this is short but so impactful

As Soon As He Can by Trex_patronus sassy but also kinda suicidal ghost Regulus takes MArauders and company Horcrux hunting! We love Frank Longbottom ♥

Crush Culture by shadow_prince ace Regulus at a club. Really captures the atmosphere!

King and Lionheart by shadow_prince huhuehehehe Lord Sirius hires Remus to nanny and tutor his children. Cool Uncle Regulus AND dad Regulus! Historical and magical ♥

The Lie of the Lone Wolf by shadow_prince Marauders and Percy Jackson crossover. The focus is Wolfstar but there's some Regulus/JAmes/Lily drama on the sidelines, also Lily cuts her hair and I cannot stop thinking about short-haired Lily

Lion's Roar by Seralyn Regulus had been hiding and teaching in Beauto-I-haven't-remembered-the-spelling-yet-dammit-teux but returned to Grimmauld once again in OotP, brotherly... somehting ensues after he has a nasty run-in with a Boggart.

Leave Out All The Rest by Seralyn !!! After PoA Sirius is enjoying warmer climates when he runs into an interesting little girl and her papa (who is Regulus Black but Sirius doesn't know that yet)

Blood in The Water by Seralyn Regulus gets yeeted from the cave to 1995, it looks like there's some epic Regulus & Ginny friendship on the horizont! :D

Black Honour by limeta Bellatrix Black: The god, the victim, the eldest daughter, the woman in love, the spy. I a-dore this.

do you remember (we used to be so close) by Fencer13 five pairs of siblings. feels like a punch in the guts

The Wolf at the Door by lusilly Oh, so good! Regulus betrayed Voldy, went to hiding; after 1981 he approached Remus hoping to prove Sirius' innocence, but they got close and started dating instead. Remus' issues made them fall apart and they haven't spoken in years... but now Voldemort is back and they can't avoid seeing each other at the Order HQ. So. Good.

Teenagers Scare The Living Sh*t Out Of Me by LimeOfMagicLimo Sirius accidentally activates a blood magic spell and pulls Regulus from the cave to 1995 Grimmauld Place. Regulus has nothing but spite to keep him going. He lived and he's going to make everyone regret it. Crack!

[my4inchdick]

he didn't "nearly commit murder". he went to far, yes, but every single person from hagrid to lord voldemort said that he was a good man. maybe that snape didn't said something about him? like how he didn't like james because he "got the girl" that was never romantically attracted to snape in the slightest? james wasn't a bully, he was defending his friends who were vulnerable, such as lily (who we know snape threw racial slurs at at least once, and i don't think it's a stretch to say he did it before and after that) and remus (a halfblood and a werewolf who snape literally got fired even though he knew he had nowhere else to go).

also the fact that he took out his old rivalry on LITERAL CHILDREN. now i don't know about you, but students are definitely the vulnerable party when compared to their 30 year old teacher. just a thought.

What the fuck...

What do you mean "put him in his place"?!!!!!

What?!!!!

You mean nearly committing murder...

HUH??!

I am in a state of shock

And what do you mean he would have protected you? Nah girl, he would have joined in...

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

You thought this was the end

I got more...

Man, why do I have to do this today

I hate that they hate on Snape for... Existing, I guess

Those are the tipe of people that call me a bitch and a whore and a fucking nazi and tell me I should kill myself.

Bitch, I'm the type of people that the Nazi's killed.

Maybe you're the Nazi in this situation, David

And they hating on a 16 year old for being ugly???

I can't do this anymore

And who tf is "Effie"?!

[queenboimler]

fuck severus snape

me & all my homies hate sneep the creep

[ao3feed-snape]

Come Along With Me

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by siriuskinsme

(a fic based on the movie Luca) Peter Pettigrew, a sea monster who lives below the coastline water of a seaside town, is extremely curious about what the land holds, but is always reminded by his mother that it is dangerous, not to be messed with. James Potter, also a sea monster, prefers to spend his time up on land where he can pretend to be a land monster. The two meet accidentally one day, and James introduces Peter to the surface, fueling his curiosity. They eventually meet Lily Evans, a ‘land monster,’ who they befriend too.

I'm bad at summaries but its just a luca au basically

Words: 4836, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter, Severus Snape, Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate

Relationships: Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Peter Pettigrew & Lily Evans Potter, James Potter & Lily Evans Potter

Additional Tags: PURELY PLATONIC, Fluff, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), i will probably retag later, Gay Fish Boys (Luca), Sea Monsters, inspired by the disney movie Luca, uhhhhh, no beta reader just vibes, the ending is happy sad, Trans Lily Evans Potter, Snape is a little shit, all my homies hate snape, Italy, Maybe angst, but not really, the fish that sound like sheep, Yeah i think thats it, for now

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/NJfE5mp

[ao3feed-jily]

Under The Table

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by themoonsend

Remus clenched his teeth. Oliver kept singing, Finn kept drumming, Arlo strummed, and Alfie did whatever the fuck it was Alfie does. So, Remus tried to continue. He blocked out the voices of Sirius Black by focusing on his bass and the music. By counting down the minutes, the seconds until he could step out and light up a cigarette. By growing so annoyed at the talk of The Marauders that his bass suddenly seemed like a baseball bat. By walking away from his position on stage. By ignoring the other guys' confused glare.

By hitting Sirius Black with his bass. Maybe Remus was not that good at ignoring The Marauders.

Words: 4828, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald, Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black, Original Male Character(s), Lyall Lupin, Hope Lupin, Euphemia Potter, Fleamont Potter, probably some other people ngl

Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Band Fic, Marauders, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Fuck JKR, All my homies hate JKR, Fame, Musicians, Angst with a Happy Ending, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, does hitting someone with a bass make you enemies?? i think so, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Addiction, I swear its not too far into the drug usage and addiction, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, that one is reference more, the characters end up happy i swear, Inspired by All the Young Dudes - MsKingBean89, aka half the personalitys are based off atyd sorry not sorry

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/kNP486t

[midnightmusinggs]

congrats and thank you for making the only explainer I’ll ever need!

[limetimo]

RAB fics I read (6-12 Feb)

BLAME by YouBlitheringIdiot for potting_lilies James takes full blame for The Prank, gets expelled and becomes Dumbledore's spy among the Death Eaters. Fuck Dumbledore, all my homies hate Dumbledore. And Snape

burning trash out on the beach by manmademyth Regulus is NOT having a good day. Voldy takes him to assist with the Locket's horcruxisation and well, Reggie nopes out of there.

rewrite my heart (let the future in) by secretpersona *excited screaming*

Stars Shine Darkly by unspeakable3 *falls to my knees screaming* It's unspeakable3, that's speaks for itself!

Where Wolves Fear to Prey Remus would like a safeword please, his new boyfriend is going to be the death of him ♥

The Spider, the Snake, the Scared by Waterloo asjdfhkljh so good. Regulus hoarding muggle books. Regulus musing about Arachne and what he learned from her story

when you were mine by battlehamster ehehehe ♥

James Bloody Potter by buttons_n_bose Regulus is into James and is grumpy about it

i don't keep to myself very well by xslytherclawx OOOOOOOHHHh Evan/Regulus, v neat ♥

it's always sunny in the slytherin common room by xslytherclawx for drayton, FeatheryMinx Severus Snape thinks Regulus Black is straight. HA

In A Years Time by tired_softy The Potters aren't actually dead! Regulus whisked them away in time! Now it's time to grab Remus and break Sirius out of the Azkaban and do other hot poly shit.

Witch, Interrupted by LadyVisenya So gooood???? Get yourself a boyfriend via mutual Stockholm syndrome and survivng being hunted by both sides of war :D also teen dad Regulus my beloveds

The Heart of a Lion by Modest_K *screeches* Jegulus on borrowed time

When All Hope Was Lost by HogwartsIsMyHomeJMC Harry dies in Malfoy Manor and Hermione fucks off to 1970s to win the war two decades early :D Also James/Hermione which is always fun

Sweet Dreams, Regulus Black by Modest_K pretty sure I covered this one already but it needs repeating because this, this was a masterpiece that blew my mind

Ouroboros by futomomo Regulus gets yeeted to the past, runs away with Sirius, and is low-key crumbling under his self-appointed mission :)

[oxydiane]

harry was traumatised and he didn’t grow into an adult who bullies children. harry grew up without even one friend, being told that he was worthless trash just like his parents and unknowing there were other people like him, he was openly bullied by big part of the school, openly antagonised for warning everyone about the return of the dark lord after having witnessed an actual murder and he always managed to be cordial if not kind to people who needed him and looked up to him. the “trauma” excuse is getting old, what kind of trauma excuses abusing eleven year olds as a grown adult? your STUDENTS as a PROFESSOR? not to even mention being the fucking wizard equivalent of a nazi and not even switching sides because you regretted your bigoted views but because the woman you were obsessed with and called a slur was targeted because of what you did. and on top of this whole shitfest, even begging said dark lord to spare her and kill her husband and son, an INFANT, to then proceed to bully said infant she laid her life to protect because he reminded you of her husband. james saw his best friend facing bigotry and became an animagus to try and alleviate even a bit of his pain, snape saw his best friend facing bigotry and joined the cult who was hatecriming her and people like her. snape will never be a good person he was fucking awful.

“James grew up, Snape didn’t”

probably cause James wasn’t the one who was fuckiNG TRAUMATIZED

[ao3feed-snape]

Under The Table

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by themoonsend

Remus clenched his teeth. Oliver kept singing, Finn kept drumming, Arlo strummed, and Alfie did whatever the fuck it was Alfie does. So, Remus tried to continue. He blocked out the voices of Sirius Black by focusing on his bass and the music. By counting down the minutes, the seconds until he could step out and light up a cigarette. By growing so annoyed at the talk of The Marauders that his bass suddenly seemed like a baseball bat. By walking away from his position on stage. By ignoring the other guys' confused glare.

By hitting Sirius Black with his bass. Maybe Remus was not that good at ignoring The Marauders.

Words: 4828, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald, Dorcas Meadowes, Regulus Black, Original Male Character(s), Lyall Lupin, Hope Lupin, Euphemia Potter, Fleamont Potter, probably some other people ngl

Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Band Fic, Marauders, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Fuck JKR, All my homies hate JKR, Fame, Musicians, Angst with a Happy Ending, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, does hitting someone with a bass make you enemies?? i think so, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Addiction, I swear its not too far into the drug usage and addiction, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, that one is reference more, the characters end up happy i swear, Inspired by All the Young Dudes - MsKingBean89, aka half the personalitys are based off atyd sorry not sorry

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/kNP486t

[ao3feed-snape]

Broken Broomsticks

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by TheTallDwarf

An arrogant, world-renown Quidditch star for the National American team suffers a nasty fall during one of the biggest events in Quidditch history. No longer being able to play in the big leagues, you are offered a teaching position at Hogwarts, curtsey of Headmaster Dumbledore, in light of Madam Hooch's temporary leave of absence.

Snape hates you.

Lupin is slowly starting to become your best friend.

Children are an absolute pain in the ass.

And why is some dumb black dog following you around constantly?

Being a professor did not seem like it would be that far off from a cakewalk. You were sorely mistaken.

~~~

You stabbed your fork into your now cold food, late once again for breakfast because of that damned dog. You huffed.

"Great, my eggs are all dried up."

"The gene pool is saved for another generation. 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨."

You scowled at the Potion's Master.

Words: 25417, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Albus Dumbledore, Remus Lupin

Relationships: Severus Snape/Reader, Sirius Black/Reader, Harry Potter Characters/Reader

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Reader is a Hogwarts Professor, professor x reader, quidditch star, Reader is a seeker, best in the league homie, American - Freeform, hella obnoxious, reader is rude but so is snape, nile and cece, holt and wunch, lots of b99 references, and the nanny quotes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/NV1rGob

[ao3feed-snape]

a hufflepuff in a line of slytherins

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by arfrid

After the Sorting, Max didn't come to class, so he got worried.

Turns out she's in the Hospital Wing.

And he hates Billy Hargrove.

Words: 929, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Lucas Sinclair, Severus Snape

Relationships: Maxine "Max" Mayfield/Lucas Sinclair

Additional Tags: Mentioned Billy Hargrove - Freeform, Billy Hargrove Being an Asshole, fuck billy all my homies hate billy, Good Significant Other Lucas Sinclair, YES HE DAMN IS, lucas is best boy, Protective Lucas Sinclair, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Abusive Billy Hargrove, why the fuck aint that a tag bitches, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kGJZP1