#all my homies hate hojo

[yingxtkm]

I don’t know why but I still have this old shitty photoshop edit I made in my server awhile back in my camera roll. So I’m blessing y’all with it :^)) yw

[shadowsageingempress]

That's it, that's their dynamic.

To be clear, I don't know if I believe that Lucrecia is an empath. But I do know that Hojo enjoys making her feel pain.

[agwhaan]

I want to dox every person who wants to fuck Hojo and leave an upper-decker in their toilets

(the preceding statement was a hyperbolic joke and if you take it at face value you're almost as dumb as people who think hojo is attractive)

[shadowsageingempress]

As if I couldn’t hate that culmination of human sin shambling around in a vaguely bipedal approximation of a man enough, they had to do this.

I’m going to find whatever pieces of his soul are left, use them to resurrect him, and beat him to death with my bare hands.

Also putting this here because I’m proud of the meme I made and I hate Hojo

Man is it wonderful when everyone’s sweltering hate for Hojo just rises as one ❤️

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SCREW. THIS. WEASEL. I CANNOT BELIEVE TWO DECADES OF FREAKING FANFIC CAME TRUE IN THE MIDST OF A HOLLY-JOLLY HALLOWEEN GACHA WHATEVER THE HECK THIS EVENT IS AND JUST CEMENTED SEPHIROTH’S ABUSE AS AN EVEN SMALLER CHILD THAN HE ALREADY WAS WHEN THIS EVENT HAPPENED AND WHY CAN’T PROFESSOR RONALD MCDONALD JUST—

*minecraft explosion sound*

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

hi I hope you still answer questions and that you are getting better :)

we give you all our love ❤️

i wanted to know would there be a hojo - cloud interaction anytime soon or will hojo will remain clueless of the " miracle " that happened within the walls of Shinra?

and if hojo gets his ( disgusting ) hands on cloud would his status of WEAPON give anything interesting to study for hojo ?

well hi there 😃 been a while guys, happy to report that I am alive and well and reasonably recovered from my relapse. unfortunately right AFTER my recovery, college started, and that’s a slow death of another sort. I don’t think I need a hiatus but I’m sort of eyeballing it right now simply because of how packed my schedule is 😭

But as for the question: I’m actually surprised someone hasn’t asked this yet! I, as always, do not want to give spoilers, so I’ll have to keep this one brief out of necessity

Yes, there will be Hojo-Cloud action in the future. However, it isn’t ‘soon’ in the story. I will be fair and tell you that Hojo is not oblivious to the current events. As to what he’s doing…that I can’t say

And hypothetically, if Hojo got his hands on Cloud, he wouldn’t get anything special from his studies, not with Cloud in his current state. Not from *physical* studies at least. Metaphysical ones, like studying his mind or his energy…that would get something interesting. Cloud has more abilities I haven’t showed you yet, soooo, yeah, if Hojo figured out the right peace to look, then things would get nastyyy.

Thank you for the question lovely! I hope everyone is doing well and I’ll do my best to post a few more updates on how things are going around here

[yingxtkm]

There isn’t much sad art of Hojo and young Sephiroth out there! Could I please ask to see a little interpretation from you? Even your simplest drawings are so beautiful.

OOOF okay I’ve never drawn hojo before actually (if hojo has no haters I am dead 😔🤚) I do like miniroth angst tho so hopefully this is an interpretation you were looking for haha hmmm seems a little familiar no?

Also it’s like 3 am, sorry if it came out a little scuffed 🥲

[shadowsageingempress]

Additions to my To-Do List

Find Sephiroth and give him a hug

Find whatever is left of Hojo’s soul (or whatever he has instead of one), revive him, and beat him to death

Repeat as necessary

[give-my-son-back]

*deep menacing voice* "HOOOOOOOOOOO-JOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

EVER CRISIS / FIRST SOLDIER SPOILERS AHEAD

Hojo wasn't in control of Sephiroth's project until 1983-1984, after Gast left, just before Lucrecia tried to kill herself and wound up in the cave through means unexplained in canon.

We don't know when Hojo gave Sephiroth the photo, but he must have had it for years before that point, because he and Lucrecia clearly weren't really interacting outside of work after Sephiroth was born.

So Hojo kept this photo of his wife for years and then, at some point, gave it to their kid, told him honestly that it was a photo of his mother, and then lied to that kid's face about who she actually was.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

[beneathstarryskies]

Alrighty 😊 how would Rufus respond to his wife hiding behind him as professor hojo was eyeing her like she was a piece of candy? (I personally hate hojo for what he did to sephiroth)

Rufus would be absolutely livid about this. He’d protect his sweet wife from Hojo’s gaze while trying to play it somewhat cool if there are other people around. However, as soon as he gets a moment alone he’s not so subtly threatening him. He reminds him of his position and the power he has at potentially have Hojo’s experiments shut down if he so pleases.

“One word to my father, and your life’s work is ash,” Rufus will say.

Also, fuck Hojo. All my homies hate Hojo. 😤

[empire-system]

Life is like a hurricane~ here in~ duck-berg~

I’ve literally never watched duck tales in my life and I have absolutely no idea why this is stuck in my head. Also i wanna make my tag ‘friendly neighbourhood suicidal guy⚔️’ but I also don’t wanna have to trigger warning all of my posts with suicide mention. Also I don’t think I’m even that bad anymore? It’s just that’s kinda what my source is known for. So I have no clue. How did this go from a shit post to annoy host (hehe that rhymed) to this? Also rhymed has the stupidest spelling known to man, fuck the world rhymed. Me and all my homies hate the word rhymed. Now we’re back to shit post. Now I remember one of my best friends from source isn’t in the system and I’m gonna be sad about it again. Hojo please come out of dormancy man, me and Sora miss you- and we’re back to serious again- what the fuck am I???

[polar-stars]

Long time no BrOTP-drawingggg...

So here they are: The 91st Gen descendants! The Utlimate Flex Duo!!

It's my best friend's birthday today and she requested me a couple of days ago to draw a party-selfie of Suzume and Shigeo (she loves them ahdhd). So yes, given the occasion...I complied! And it was a lot of fun (until it was time for thee background shfh)

As you all know Suzume & Shigeo are normally bickering each other's head off. But they do tend to get along a bit better whenever both of them are really drunk.

This right here is both of them drunk.

I made some extra doodles of the aftermath:

(what inspired my best friend to this request in the first place was a talk I had with her about the one time Suzu and Shige got so smashed that they both woke up with matching friendship bracelets the next morning. They both equally hate it ahdhdfdshfh)

[shadowsageingempress]

Valid

I replay og ff7 and doC so I can kill hojo over and over

[shadowsageingempress]

In light of our brief back and forth re: Lucrecia and Hojo I want you to have a joke my friend told me.

"AU where the Ides of March is a thing in FF7 but because Lucrecia and like 60 other Shinra employees who were sick of Hojo's shit all stabbed him to death"

Yes please.

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

literally the ff7 community with Hojo

[shadowsageingempress]

Halfway through the presentation, Weiss and Nero break out of the Deepground and share their contributions. At the end, Sephiroth, Jenova and even Lucrecia show up and give their own individual reasons as to why Hojo is the worst thing to happen to the universe. Once they finish, they then proceed to start beating him to death. Several others join in.

Reeve: We are here to answer the one big, burning question everyone's got: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Hojo:

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

@wandringaesthetic YOU GET IT

also @getvalentined your tags are so right though, i can't wait to rewatch it once i Learn More Context And Details so it can impact me with the force of a mack truck like it deserves to

(the plot did totally hinge on rufus shinra's depression snuggie though XD)

my datemate has been thoroughly educating me about final fantasy 7, including showing me the movie, which had absolutely zero plot whatsoever and it was PERFECT that way??? like. must a movie have things happen in it. can it not simply be an hour and forty minutes of flexing how many polygons the animation department has access to now via baller fight scenes loosely strung together to make a character study. advent children was a masterpiece, you cannot change my mind.