#all my homies hate hojo
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#average father and son quality time#all my homies hate hojo#get his ass miniroth#vincent is sephiroth’s dad#sephiroth#vincent valentine#professor hojo#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#final fantasy series#final fantasy#low effort photoshop#low quality shitpost#shitpost#photoshop
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That's it, that's their dynamic.
To be clear, I don't know if I believe that Lucrecia is an empath. But I do know that Hojo enjoys making her feel pain.
#they fucking hate each other#final fantasy vii#ff7 meme#lucrecia crescent#fuck hojo#all my homies hate hojo#being lucrecia crescent is suffering
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I want to dox every person who wants to fuck Hojo and leave an upper-decker in their toilets
(the preceding statement was a hyperbolic joke and if you take it at face value you're almost as dumb as people who think hojo is attractive)
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As if I couldn’t hate that culmination of human sin shambling around in a vaguely bipedal approximation of a man enough, they had to do this.
I’m going to find whatever pieces of his soul are left, use them to resurrect him, and beat him to death with my bare hands.
Also putting this here because I’m proud of the meme I made and I hate Hojo
Man is it wonderful when everyone’s sweltering hate for Hojo just rises as one ❤️
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SCREW. THIS. WEASEL. I CANNOT BELIEVE TWO DECADES OF FREAKING FANFIC CAME TRUE IN THE MIDST OF A HOLLY-JOLLY HALLOWEEN GACHA WHATEVER THE HECK THIS EVENT IS AND JUST CEMENTED SEPHIROTH’S ABUSE AS AN EVEN SMALLER CHILD THAN HE ALREADY WAS WHEN THIS EVENT HAPPENED AND WHY CAN’T PROFESSOR RONALD MCDONALD JUST—
*minecraft explosion sound*
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hi I hope you still answer questions and that you are getting better :)
we give you all our love ❤️
i wanted to know would there be a hojo - cloud interaction anytime soon or will hojo will remain clueless of the " miracle " that happened within the walls of Shinra?
and if hojo gets his ( disgusting ) hands on cloud would his status of WEAPON give anything interesting to study for hojo ?
well hi there 😃 been a while guys, happy to report that I am alive and well and reasonably recovered from my relapse. unfortunately right AFTER my recovery, college started, and that’s a slow death of another sort. I don’t think I need a hiatus but I’m sort of eyeballing it right now simply because of how packed my schedule is 😭
But as for the question: I’m actually surprised someone hasn’t asked this yet! I, as always, do not want to give spoilers, so I’ll have to keep this one brief out of necessity
Yes, there will be Hojo-Cloud action in the future. However, it isn’t ‘soon’ in the story. I will be fair and tell you that Hojo is not oblivious to the current events. As to what he’s doing…that I can’t say
And hypothetically, if Hojo got his hands on Cloud, he wouldn’t get anything special from his studies, not with Cloud in his current state. Not from *physical* studies at least. Metaphysical ones, like studying his mind or his energy…that would get something interesting. Cloud has more abilities I haven’t showed you yet, soooo, yeah, if Hojo figured out the right peace to look, then things would get nastyyy.
Thank you for the question lovely! I hope everyone is doing well and I’ll do my best to post a few more updates on how things are going around here
#ff7#cloud strife#ff7 cloud#ao3#final fantasy 7#fanfic#archive of our own#professor hojo#warning: hojo#fuck hojo#me and all my homies hate hojo#wgpcmfg#liddle’s asks
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There isn’t much sad art of Hojo and young Sephiroth out there! Could I please ask to see a little interpretation from you? Even your simplest drawings are so beautiful.
OOOF okay I’ve never drawn hojo before actually (if hojo has no haters I am dead 😔🤚) I do like miniroth angst tho so hopefully this is an interpretation you were looking for haha hmmm seems a little familiar no?
Also it’s like 3 am, sorry if it came out a little scuffed 🥲
#doodle requests#answered asks#asks#request box#all my homies hate hojo#miniroth#sephiroth#professor hojo#ff7#final fantasy vii#ffvii#my artwork#doodle#fanart
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Additions to my To-Do List
Find Sephiroth and give him a hug
Find whatever is left of Hojo’s soul (or whatever he has instead of one), revive him, and beat him to death
Repeat as necessary
#final fantasy vii#this is in reference to#ever crisis#sephiroth#sephiroth crescent#fuck Hojo all my homies hate Hojo
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*deep menacing voice* "HOOOOOOOOOOO-JOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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EVER CRISIS / FIRST SOLDIER SPOILERS AHEAD
Hojo wasn't in control of Sephiroth's project until 1983-1984, after Gast left, just before Lucrecia tried to kill herself and wound up in the cave through means unexplained in canon.
We don't know when Hojo gave Sephiroth the photo, but he must have had it for years before that point, because he and Lucrecia clearly weren't really interacting outside of work after Sephiroth was born.
So Hojo kept this photo of his wife for years and then, at some point, gave it to their kid, told him honestly that it was a photo of his mother, and then lied to that kid's face about who she actually was.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#ff7 machinabridged#ffvii machinabridged#ffvii ever crisis#ff7 ever crisis#ffvii remake#ff7 remake#professor hojo#lucrecia crescent#sephiroth#vincent valentine#all my homies hate Hojo
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Video game characters i just don't like (I'm sorry)
Mia Winters (i just found her annoying she's like the only resident evil female character i don't like)
Professor Hojo (Fuck Hojo, all my homies hate Hojo)
Mel from the last of us (I felt so bad for her, she deserved better but omg did i tell her to stfu at least a billion times while I was playing)
Lilly from the walking dead games (she killed carley and i really liked carley and she just fucking annoyed me)
Reaper from overwatch (i just hate playing against him tbh)
Odin from God of War (I have a love hate relationship with this character, I love his character but I fucking hate him for killing Brok)
I have more but I'll make a part two
#resident evil village#resident evil#final fantasy rebirth#final fantasy#the last of us part 2#overwatch#the walking dead telltale#god of war ragnarok
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Alrighty 😊 how would Rufus respond to his wife hiding behind him as professor hojo was eyeing her like she was a piece of candy? (I personally hate hojo for what he did to sephiroth)
Rufus would be absolutely livid about this. He’d protect his sweet wife from Hojo’s gaze while trying to play it somewhat cool if there are other people around. However, as soon as he gets a moment alone he’s not so subtly threatening him. He reminds him of his position and the power he has at potentially have Hojo’s experiments shut down if he so pleases.
“One word to my father, and your life’s work is ash,” Rufus will say.
Also, fuck Hojo. All my homies hate Hojo. 😤
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Life is like a hurricane~ here in~ duck-berg~
I’ve literally never watched duck tales in my life and I have absolutely no idea why this is stuck in my head. Also i wanna make my tag ‘friendly neighbourhood suicidal guy⚔️’ but I also don’t wanna have to trigger warning all of my posts with suicide mention. Also I don’t think I’m even that bad anymore? It’s just that’s kinda what my source is known for. So I have no clue. How did this go from a shit post to annoy host (hehe that rhymed) to this? Also rhymed has the stupidest spelling known to man, fuck the world rhymed. Me and all my homies hate the word rhymed. Now we’re back to shit post. Now I remember one of my best friends from source isn’t in the system and I’m gonna be sad about it again. Hojo please come out of dormancy man, me and Sora miss you- and we’re back to serious again- what the fuck am I???
#ya know I was gonna question why my tone kept swinging then I realise we’re ADHD and it aaaaall makes sense⚔️#Setsuno shut up⚔️#there. that’s a tag. a fitting one lol.#osdd system#did system#mha fictive#bnha fictive#did#tw suicide mention
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I replay og ff7 and doC so I can kill hojo over and over
#final fantasy vii#fuck Hojo#all my homies hate Hojo#fuck that rat bastard#don’t actually fuck him#he shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce#or be anywhere near women
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Long time no BrOTP-drawingggg...
So here they are: The 91st Gen descendants! The Utlimate Flex Duo!!
It's my best friend's birthday today and she requested me a couple of days ago to draw a party-selfie of Suzume and Shigeo (she loves them ahdhd). So yes, given the occasion...I complied! And it was a lot of fun (until it was time for thee background shfh)
As you all know Suzume & Shigeo are normally bickering each other's head off. But they do tend to get along a bit better whenever both of them are really drunk.
This right here is both of them drunk.
I made some extra doodles of the aftermath:
(what inspired my best friend to this request in the first place was a talk I had with her about the one time Suzu and Shige got so smashed that they both woke up with matching friendship bracelets the next morning. They both equally hate it ahdhdfdshfh)
#Fuck drawing background. All my homies hate drawing backgrounds.#ahhdhd I suffered#but I tried my damn hardest to capture some form of Club-atmosphere#Lea is doing Art#Suzume Hojo#Shigeo Eizan#Shokugeki no Kimiko Stuffz
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literally the ff7 community with Hojo
#ao3#ao3 tags#ff7#ff7 final fantasy 7#final fantasy 7#ffvii#fuck hojo#me and all my homies hate hojo
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In light of our brief back and forth re: Lucrecia and Hojo I want you to have a joke my friend told me.
"AU where the Ides of March is a thing in FF7 but because Lucrecia and like 60 other Shinra employees who were sick of Hojo's shit all stabbed him to death"
Yes please.
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Halfway through the presentation, Weiss and Nero break out of the Deepground and share their contributions. At the end, Sephiroth, Jenova and even Lucrecia show up and give their own individual reasons as to why Hojo is the worst thing to happen to the universe. Once they finish, they then proceed to start beating him to death. Several others join in.
Reeve: We are here to answer the one big, burning question everyone's got: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Hojo:
#final fantasy vii#incorrect ff7 quotes#reeve tuesti#cloud strife#zack fair#aerith gainsborough#vincent valentine#weiss the immaculate#nero the sable#sephiroth crescent#jenova#lucrecia crescent#hojo#I hate hojo#fuck hojo all my homies hate him#I might make some fanart of this#or a fanfic#I like the idea of Hojo dying a slow and painful death
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