#all my favs get a blunt I do make the rules

[creepycoffins]

A belated bday piece for the worlds most normal twins 👯‍♀️ this is….very much inspired by a scene from the fic “must love dogs” by eviscerates on ao3, I think the idea of them sharing a joint on a patio is immaculate happy bday boys!!!

[thatdeadaquarius]

OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

☆

Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi

[monodramatic-cannibal]

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This is my Undertale au (Mainly Sans aus) blog, my main is @cryingbluez. Will mainly be posting my own artwork, and answer asks. I will sometimes reblog others posts too. NOT a follow4follow account. So if you only follow me looking for one back, chances are I will not.

To see if asks/requests are open look at the my bio (theres also links in both this post and bio about rules about asks/requests). You can also send me random head canons or thoughts on characters too, I'd love to hear them!

Asks will be open for both me and my characters/aus just make sure to specify who the ask is for. If no one at all is specified and its not clear who its for I will just use any character to answer lol.

I'm also super okay with unhinged asks/tags on my stuff (as long as it isn't nsfw) I'm also okay with spam likes/reblogs/asks. I'm also okay with anons wanting specific anon names e.g. an anon referring to themselves with an emoji.

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I'm also prone to adding random bits of info in the tags, not on all my posts, but a lot of my posts have stuff in the tags too, of me talking about something lol.

(This blog will have swearing in it. So if that's something you don't like please be careful when viewing my content)

You can call me Monodrama, or just Mono for short. Heres the ref for my skelesona.

Some lore on my sona :D :

Despite the title of ‘Skelesona’ my technically not a skeleton. More so some sort of parasite controlling a puppet/doll that looks like a skeleton.

Monodrama means ‘a dramatic piece for one performer’ (Nickname "Mono"). Given me saying my skelesona he’s actually more of an oc/mascot he doesn’t fully act like me, he's more so a being I can talk through.

His eyes and the bunny features as well as the horn and tail aren’t actually his own, since he’s a sort of parasite he can consume people/monsters and can gain a feature or two that he can use whenever he wants. E.g. he ate someone who had yellow eyes, giving him yellow eye lights, he ate a rabbit monster gaining bunny features, and he ate a reptilian monster for the horns and tail. (Also it explains my blog name lol)

Does have ecto, but rarely has it active

This blog is just a place for me to shove my Undertale au/Sans au artwork, feel free to send asks or doodle requests in. I have a few undertale ocs too :D

I'm open to answering asks about myself or any au/oc stuff I do, I will try to include doodles whenever I can, so bear with me if I don't answer it quickly. If you sent a doodle request and I don't do it please don't be mad. After all it's free art, I get to choose what I want to draw.

I do utau ships, and have my own sans au that I'm working on. Main utau ship I like is CrossMare (Cross x Nightmare), I enjoy drawing Nightmare a lot so you will see a lot of artwork of him. I tend to go for either fandom versions of characters personalities or my own interpretations of them.

Some of my fav bands/artists are, Glass Animals, Vundabar, Girl in Red, Rio Romeo, TV Girl, Machine Girl, Eve, Creepy Nuts :DD

My writing style tends to be very blunt, so I try to put in emojis/emoticons. I try not to spam them, but just warning ppl that I don't mean to sound mean I just type like that D: .

I'm still trying to figure out how I wanna draw skele's, so bear with me with that, my style might change.

Some links to posts of mine that I find relevant! :D (will be adding to this as I post more)

Info/boundaries on oc/au ask stuff

Info about art requests

OC refs:

My sonas ref (I count him as an oc as well,ik his ref is above, but this is it's separate post)

Raiden's ref (Crossmare ship kid)

Nix-Ceto's ref

Tanue's ref

Yusuke's ref

??? au (No name for the au yet):

Memento Cadre (Omen's team info)

Omen's ref (Omen=Nightmare)

Orca's ref (Orca=Cross)

Cleaver's ref (Cleaver=Horror)

Alloy's ref (Alloy=Killer)

Soot's ref (Soot=Dust)

Renegade au:

Renegade info (Ut sans au)

Renegade au refs 1 (Can also look at my tag '#Renegade ref' to find refs)

Renegade au refs 2

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#Memento Cadre | Tags for a ut sans au of mine (will add more tags when get more)

#ask #asks #doodle response #text response #anon #(insert user of who sent the ask) | tags for asks, doodle response is when I reply with a doodle, text response is when I respond with text (will probs end up using both tags since I have a feeling I will include both text and a doodle). Anon or someone's user is when either an anon sent an ask or whoever the user is that sent in the ask.

#WebFishing #WF | tags for when I'm talking about the game WEBFISHING. It's normally me posting a room/server code for people to join my game and play with me.

DNI Homopobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, etc Racist, Sexist, Ableist, misogynistic, etc Proshipers, Pedophiles, etc Just basically all the problematic stuff. I also won't be responding much to people who try to start things with me, I will just block people. I just don't have time for it, if your polite about it I will most likely have a discussion with you.

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[pinktie]

Future-dcmk-but-it-is-b99 au, but I'm only focused on Kaito, discussions.

Who do you think would fit Kaito more? Because there's 3 options to me.

Candidate number 1: Doug Judy

1. He's a criminal

2. He's a master manipulator

3. "Smooth, cool, charismatic, and charming" from b99 wiki about Judy (which is how I would describe Kaito KID)

Candidate number 2: Jake Peralta

(Now, in a small percentage, Kaito becomes a detective instead of a magician. Him being a detective would make him have some of Jake's traits)

1. He ignores rules

2. He creates competitions and shenanigans (likes how Kaito used to make heists)

3. "I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be."-Jake Peralta (I can hear Kaito say this)

4. Bonus points: Daddy issue

Candidate number 3: Gina Linetti

(Most of this is biased because Gina is my fav. In this situation, Kaito did not become a magician, but he's not a detective either.)

1. "Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it. Life is chaos, success is completely arbitrary, and confidence is everything."- Gina Linetti ( I think Kaito would say this)

2. She does not care about her job but is shown at times to be very good at it. (Kaito would fake to have an ordinary intelligence so that nobody would thought he was KID)

3. Sometimes, Gina would be blunt and roast her coworkers, like how she said the cops in her precinct were bad despite living in it. (I can see Kaito not fully respecting the police even if he works with them)

[splatooshy]

MORE because i forgot some of my fav ones.

you know the rules: either compliment me on my clever clever thoughts or scroll. i am correct.

- bonnie is a february aquarius. i have no clue when her bday is in canon, but this is true.

- she and tyler were each other’s firsts. there was all this elena/matt/caroline drama and bonnie and tyler (tonnie? locknett? bonler??) sort of gravitated towards each other. eventually, tyler said/did something douche-y, in the typical teenage boy fashion, and bonnie was not impressed.

- rebekah idolised sage as a kid, sage taught her how to fight/use weapons (badass shieldmaiden, ok??), and bekah was the collective ‘little sister’ of the village. when they turned, bekah saw sage chatting up some guy in a tavern (for a 3way w/ finn) and immediately blacklists sage. for ‘cheating on finn’. betrayal of the highest forms to her. (rebekah viewed sinn as the epitome of true love, but jumped to this conclusion because a 3way didn’t fit within her imagination’s version of sinn.)

- 300 years into his daggering, finn accidentally created a mindscape of the mikaelson’s home back in norway. freya, during her beauty sleep, made a similar one, as it is her ‘happy place’ for meditation or whatever. eventually, both dreamscapes managed to blend together.

- miss mystic falls. originally, every founding family would enter their daughter. if they didn’t have one, the family would ‘sponsor’ the girl they’re setting up with their son, and their son would be the escort. the daughters often took founders sons from other families as their escorts. was used as a way for the rich and influential to set up their children for courting. damon LOVED these events, took them more seriously than the girls did tbh, while 14 y/o stefan purposely stepped on his partner’s feet.

- damon befriended alaric’s mum when she called ric one day and damon picked up. they made holiday plans.

- mystic falls parade, stefan’s hair is styled all modern and damon’s like nuh-uh historical accuracy, steffy. and fixes it.

- damon’s latest nickname for stefan is ‘bambi’, initially a shortening of ‘bambino’ aka italian for ‘baby’, as in ‘baby brother’, but it stuck due to stefan’s big disney character eyes and his choice of meals. he also made stefan watch the movie to show him JUST what kind of ‘good’ vampire he is with that diet.

- ric gives bonnie extra credit for saving all of their lives

- Damon mentions that he has a list of Stefans broody faces, Caroline makes a poster chart of them.

- Damon gets into Stefan's dreams and gives him nightmares or something with him just shaving off his hair right down the middle of his head

- alaric, elijah, rose, kol all remind damon of enzo. he knows he’s reaching with it, but prodding at the wound brings a blunt sort of pain that he finds addictive.

[j-art-2d2]

Okay so I saw that you wanted Jinx requests so hear me out-

Jinx and Vi with a stoner s/o?? So sorry if this goes against your rules. I tried to look for your rules but I couldn’t find em <3 you don’t have to add vi If you don’t want to

such a good idea i am hearing u out to the fullest extent !! and thanks for being so respectful! i just created my masterlist so at the time of you sending this i hadn’t had a rules list yet

bold of you to assume vi isn’t my second love

as a pothead i am eating this idea up!!

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Jinx w/ Stoner S/O

🍃everyone already assumes she smokes because of her tattoos

🍃definitely has the coolest set up. im talking personalized bongs and bowls. glow in the dark rolling trays. ashtrays she doodled on shoutout to silcos ashtray

🍃speaking of silco, she smokes in the house despite him not liking it. it’s like typical annoying dad behavior. he’s not actually mad about it because he knows how it helps her but he’ll still be uptight about it.

🍃gets “caught” smoking in her room all the time and “lies” about it to be funny because she knows she’s not actually in trouble. it’ll be like, silco : were you smoking in her !?! jinx : *grinning, eyes squinty* nope the room : YES!!!!

🍃jinx honestly has more than enough reasons to smoke. anxiety, trauma, ptsd, to calm the voices and herself, to clear her mind, etc.. it’s mental illness love

🍃used to smoke by herself in her room in the dark :( but once u came along she started smoking more with you and having fun with it

🍃only other person she smokes with is ekko. always invites you. doesn’t wanna go anymore if you’re not but goes anyway. texts/calls you the whole time she’s there

🍃one of her fav things to do now with you is have a smoke sesh. you, her, blankets, squishmallows. mini fridge for food and drinks and a snack shelf. made a whole playlist just for when you guys are smoking. always insists on watching hangover

🍃wakes you up with breakfast and a joint she rolled with a heart filter in it. whenever she rolls for you she always makes the filter into a heart. always.

🍃whenever you guys are out you can count on her to have her pen and oil with her but always comes prepared w at least one joint heart filter of course!

🍃prefers joints over blunts. bongs over bowls. avid bong water spiller tho weed over oils. only smokes dabs when things are really bad and she NEEDS it. uses blue cotton candy flavored papers for funsies sometimes

🍃def always has weed under nails bc like.. they’re long lol but she also uses her nails to pack down and ash out bowls so she has ash under them too hate to admit it our girl is nasty but its ok i am too 🤪

🍃definitely the type to laugh while you’re coughing and tearing up because of a bong hit but will get you water without you asking. always gets her own bev but doesn’t even drink it the whole sesh because she’s too busy talking

🍃always says “holy shit girl queen pussy boss” after you take a really big bong hit

🍃has to blow her bang out of her face before she lights a joint. always lights her bang on fire when taking a bong hit

🍃listens to rock music when she rolls. says it gets her in the zone and helps her focus. shaky hands

🍃you have to keep telling her to smoke whenever she tells a story because she will just keep talking and forget she even has the joint in her hand or that its her turn to hit the bowl/bong

🍃always wants candy when she gets the munchies

🍃will sneak into your room and leave mini jars of weed for you to find later. or if you’re otp w her and start complaining about not having weed she’ll say “look in [random object]”. you look and boom mini jar with weed. its always fresh too you dont know how she does it

🍃started smoking with herbs because she had a conversation with you about the benefits. giving very “this shit is a girl blunt,i only smoke girl blunts”

🍃always gets free weed because she’s pretty but also drug dealers are scared of her :)

🍃you and her like to play smoking games. who can hold their hit for the longest? who can do the best smoke tricks? who can roll the fastest?

🍃gets extra touchy and needy with you when you guys smoke. needs all the cuddles and kisses in the world.

🍃said “i know a spot” and took you to the old arcade

Vi w/ Stoner S/O

🍃first things first. prefers blunts over joints. will always smoke a blunt. bongs intimidate her. you had to literally beg her to hit yours. always gets bong water in her mouth.

🍃has a surplus of backwood rolling trays and grinders. always wears her backwood hoodie to the cyph. giving very frat boy

🍃will always roll for you without you having you ask. she loves when you watch her roll and then compliment how it’s hitting afterwards. flexes every time someone says she rolls good. embarrassing.

🍃used to always just smoke with ekko but started feeling left out because ekko kept inviting jinx so she started bringing you. now the four of you alwayssss smoke together

🍃can smoke in her apartment but her roommate caitlyn is so annoying about it so she has to put a towel under the door and light a candle/incense

🍃is always saying “i need a new candle” “i need more incense”

🍃always gets ash on her hand/arm wraps/bandages. keeps accidentally lighting it on fire while lighting a blunt

🍃gets the munchies and eats all her snacks but doesn’t remember she did the next day and asks you what happened to her snacks

🍃always has weed stuck in her hair and under her nails. actually let’s you run your fingers through her hair if you just touched some sticky weed and can’t get all of it out of your fingers. you don’t know why but it always works

🍃loves to provide you with weed. will randomly just put a few nugs in your hand when she drops you off at home as a show of love

🍃same as jinx. mini fridge for drinks and food. hides snacks in a bin under her bed. prefers to cook for you though.

🍃picked up smoking in jail and it just stuck ever since. mainly for fun/enjoyment. vi just likes being high lol does help with any anxiety, depression, trauma, ptsd, etc.. she may have

🍃plays sad boy trap music when she rolls. says it’s a vibe but you know it just makes her feel cool

🍃looks at you in horror when you take a huge hit. rubs your back when you cough and opens your water for you. jokes when she knows you’re okay.

🍃always gets free weed because she’s THE BRO to all the drug dealers. they let her buy on credit and don’t even ask her to pay it back.

🍃loves to get cuddled up with you to smoke. pulls out all of her blankets and pillows. bought a projector just to watch action and bad scary movies with you when you guys smoke

🍃likes to “share” her hits with you by blowing them into your mouth while you kiss

🍃actually enjoys having a pen and oil. gets matching ones for you and her but still will give you hers to hit.

🍃has been begging jinx to teach her how to make a heart filter

🍃doesn’t understand what you mean by “girlblunt” but bought herbs for when you come over to smoke anyways. even put them in cute little jars for you shoutout to jinx for the jars

🍃kisses the blunt before asking you to light it. that’s how it goes. she rolls. you light.

🍃always passes the blunt/joint to you first during the sesh respectfully 🙏

🍃said “i know a spot” and took you to the world ekko made

[with-love-from-hell]

Pet Names (Part 2)

Mc’s nicknames for the Obey Me! Brother’s and dateables.

Find part 1 here. 

Same rules as part one, but reversed: For each brother, I gave a three different name types: general, romantic, and teasing. A general name is used on a pretty regular basis (whenever addressing them without using their name).  A romantic name is used in special circumstances- like when you are trying to be more affectionate or comforting. A teasing name is used during times when they are more flirty or playful (or during sexy time).

<<AHHHH thank you all so much for the love on my first few posts. I dont have many followers yet, but the interactions with my works have been greater than I expected! Thank you all for admiring my writing. If its not too much trouble, a follow would be much appreciated! I definitely plan on keeping the momentum going with the writing- I will try to post at least once per week, if not more. Again, this took a long time and a lot of thought so I hope you all like it. I tried to make it match part one as best I could!>>

written for a GN!Mc who has a pre-existing romantic relationship with the brothers or dateables (whichever one is your fav!)

Cw: swearing, sexually suggestive, maybe spoilers for lessons 16+?

MINORS DNI PLEASE

Lucifer

General: Luci

The first time the name "Luci" rolled off your lips, Lucifers heart stopped. He hadn't heard that name in centuries, and it's associated with people (or angels) he now has a general distaste for. However, the sickly sweet sound of the name dancing around his head was so intoxicating, he couldn't help but fall deeper in love with you. You are absolutely the only one allowed to call him this. Once Mammon heard you say it, and he tried it too as a way to make fun of him. Needless to say, a certain white-haired demon was strung up from the banister that night. Occasionally you will shorten it to "Lu," but for the most part "Luci" is the tried and true option that is just so dang adorable (And we all know Soft!Luci just loves the fact that you see him as adorable).

“It's really no problem, Luci. Anything to ease your workload."

Romantic: My Love

While Lucifer calls you "Love" on the regs, its more likely for you to call him that during more intimate moments. Not because you don't want to, its just "Luci" has kind of taken on the most endearing title for day-to-day living. Whenever Lucifer hears you call him "my love," he will be putty in your hands. If he's in a good mood, he will do quite literally anything you want. If he's in a pissy mood, it will instantly dissipate. 10/10 perfect name for a romantic evening with Luci.

“Thank you, My love. You look very handsome too.”

Teasing: Baby, Lucifart

While Lucifer's teasing names for you have more gentle and mischievous undertones, yours are very blunt and definitely take playful jabs at his pride (which he hates but also adores). Calling Lucifer "Baby" will instantly put him in the mood for more than just flirting, so don't use it unless you mean business. As for the latter, definitely only use it when he is in a playful mood. Otherwise, he may not talk to you for a couple days. (Seriously tho, I think "Lucifart" is the funniest fucking thing in the whole world. I saw it in a fic once and every time I think about it, I can't stop laughing). I feel like he would hate it at first and actually get mad, but when he finds out you're just being playful, he'll calm down. Just don't use it too much, or when he's in a pissed off state already...unless you have a death wish. And if you dare call him "Lucifart" in front of his brothers, he will either kill everyone in the room or implode from embarrassment.

“I'm more than aware. Perhaps Its that im trying to get a rise out of you, Baby?

“Lucifferrrr. Lucciii. Luuuu. Lucifarrt...”

Mammon

General: Hun, Baby

At first you probably just called him "babe" back, but you got so used to hearing it from him, it was just too weird to use back. So you probably then switched to "Baby," only slightly different, but you noticed the immediate blush paint his cheeks and tips of his ears, and it stuck. "Hun" is another go-to that Mammon not-so-secretly loves, and you can definitely see his eyes light up when it passes your lips. While the pet names are generic, that's what he loves about them. Its a nice reminder that your relationship is simplistic- theres no difficulties he has in loving you! And the nicknames you give him tell him exactly the same.

“Oh, Hun. I need a little bit more info on this grand idea before I agree...um...what's that behind your back, Baby??”

Romantic: Treasure

I have seen others hc the other way around, but it feels much more realistic that Mammon would absolutely MELT if you called him "Treasure." He's Greed incarnate...he loves money and luxury. The only thing he loves more than that is you. And if he hears you call him his second favorite thing in the whole world...damn. He's THAT important to you??? Cue blushing mess Mammon. Obviously you only pull out the big guns when he's upset, feeling insecure, or when he's extra affectionate. This is the easiest way to his heart tbh. You will often add "my" to it when feeling a little more cheeky.

“Yeah, it did suck. But thats okay- you didn't have to get me anything. Just being here with my Treasure makes everything alright!"

Teasing: Tiger, Demon

Yep- you throw both of these right back at that simp when he tries his hand at teasing you! If you want him to go on for hours back and forth on a roasting battle, call him "Demon." If you want to immediately Make him lose all sense of confidence and tell you to "s-stop..", you gotta call him "Tiger" in that sultry voice (you know the one). He will stop dead in his tracks right there.

“I'll be right there, Tiger. Just let me...Adjust myself."

"What?! I'm not doing anything, Demon!"

Leviathan

General: Player 1, Lord of Shadows

Obviously your general pet names for Levi would match the ones he has for you. He may be a little flustered the first few times you use them, b-but its not like he wants you to stop!!! You're his Henry, after all! You don't use either any more than his actual name, just so he doesn't get too used to them...because you're secretly afraid he will stop reacting so adorably when you do use them. He will also absolutely begin to refer to himself by these names, which is just the cutest thing ever. Often you attach "my" just as an extra assurance that you're definitely still interested in him...please just validate this insecure baby )':

“Dont you worry, my Lord of Shadows! I'll be there soon!"

“Of course! I need my player 1 just as much!"

Romantic: Nessie

We stan our adorably anxious Sea Monster Otaku in this house. Therefore, its only fitting that you pick a special endearing nickname when you want to be more romantic. "Nessie" seemed to fit best, not only because the one time you told Levi about the Loc Nes Monster was definitely the day you realized it was real and it absolutely was Lotan messing around in Loc Nes. But he was especially captivated by the nickname for the creature. "Nessie." Something so sweet sounding to describe something that was supposedly hideous, frightening, and not well understood. Levi related hard to the plight of the Loc Nes Monster, and you definitely notice- and then name just...stuck. you loved the way his chest puffed up in pride, shortly before his cheeks flushed pink the first time you called him "Nessie." Now its something you use whenever he's in need of a confidence boost, or when you're feeling a little more sentimental.

"You mean so much to me too, Nessie. I'd feel so lost without you."

Teasing: Cutie, Sexy

Using "cutie" as a teasing term for Levi is honestly so perfect. He will become a blushing mess immediately. Of course, if you really want to throw him off, you will need to go with something that will really make the blood rush out of his head and into his...head...and using "Sexy" is a way to do just that (Levi.exe has definitely stopped working). Either way, you will be dealing with a super flustered Levi whichever route you take. Just make sure not to tease him too much, or he might explode.

“Hey there Cutie. Mind if I sit on your lap?"

"Me? Oh- I'm not doing anything, really. Just wanting to spend some time with my Sexy man."

Satan

General: Spade, Poe

Your general nicknames for Satan are much more unique than his for you. You felt almost obligated to give him some names that are references to literature, and Satan loves it. When you first gave him the pet name "Spade," he just about lost his mind. You're giving him the namesake of famous detective Sam Spade?! (Yes you read his favorite detective novel and just couldn't help it). Goodness, you may as well have just proposed right there. Another name that just happened to stick was "Poe"- obviously referencing Edgar Allen (as gross as he was blech). You introduced him to your favorite story by the Author, The Pendulum, once you two started growing close, and Satan was hooked. The name serves as a momento to the moment you began having feelings for him.

“I'm happy to see you too, Poe. What are you reading?“

"Listen, Spade. Just because I offer Mammon suggestions on his schemes doesn't mean I'll suddenly get brain rot."

Romantic: Emerald

Obviously this one comes from his sin- the hue that surrounds him when he begins feeling resentment, the flickering light in his eye when he begins to tense, and the shimmer of his tail as his demon form takes over. He can definitely be terrifying, but there's a ethereal beauty to the vulnerability that shows during times where he loses some composure. You typically use this pet name to comfort him, occasionally tossing in accompanying words- such as "precious" or "brilliant." His anger will often immediately lessens the minute he heres you utter the name- a gentle reminder that he is losing control and needs to recollect himself. With your comfort, he often can regain his composure and calm himself down, but not without the delightful purs that come when he gets affection from you.

“hush now, my brilliant Emerald. Just breathe.”

Teasing: Blondie, Professor

Okay, so teasing Satan is about as fun as poking a rattle snake with a stick, but you gotta be really careful not to take things too far. Usually thats pretty hard to do, since he has quite the soft spot for you, but you need to recognize the signs of the rattle that signifies his wrath. To extend your time teasing him, using gentler pet names can help! You've settled on "Blondie" for the most part- not something insulting, and Satan honestly is more confused than anything as to why you decide to tease him using this nickname, but he gets a little excited when he sees how funny you think it is, so he goes with it. "Professor" is another name you're fond of when you want to tease him- especially when he starts giving a long-winded Ted Talk to you on something without even thinking about it.

"Thanks for the lecture, Professor. Can we makeout now?"

“Okay Blondie. Do your worst.”

Asmodeus

General: Babes, Adonis

Again, Asmo is the king of pet names, so you gotta get a little creative here to give him a run for his money. You probably started with something simple that did tend to stick, like "Babes," and Asmo does love this one so you do still call him it quite often. But when you called him "Adonis" for the first time? Wow. He knew he made the right choice in making you his one and only. You will often attach other words to it, like "darling" or "lovely," just to spice things up.

"Oh Babes! I missed you too, my darling Adonis!"

Romantic: Moonshine

While Asmo prides himself in treating you to the most romantic relationship you probably ever had (if not who tf are you dating?!), but he's so used to people trying to go over the top for him, something more simplistic may be more alluring to him. But while this is true, he still wants something that is uniquely reserved for him and only him- especially when he's upset! Wouldn't want him to get worry lines, now would we?! "Moonshine" was probably perfect for this! It describes his gloriously bright personaliy that can be so intoxicating, and is a bit more on the unique side!

“I know, Moonshine. I hope you know you're my world."

Teasing: Fox

Look, teasing asmo is like dangling a piece of meat in front of a caged leopard. You better realize he will instantly get turned on the minute you start being more flirtatious and reciprocating his advances. Calling him "fox" is a good way to really get his heart beating faster- especially if you use that special sexy tone to say it.

“Well, I wouldn't be so special if i didnt know all your dirty little secrets, now would I, Fox?"

Beelzebub

General: Beelie

You absolutely had to pick a general pet name to really show how much you love him and his personality, so you quite frequently like using plays on his name! More often than not, you use "Beelie" to refer to him more casually. He loves the little extra sweetness to his name that you (and only you) can bring, and he feels so happy inside when he knows that you see him as the gentlest of giants!

“I'd love to go to Madam Screams with you, Beelie!!"

Romantic: Pooh Bear

Am I the only one who thinks of Pooh whenever I look at Beel? No? Just me? Okay... Well, regardless, this nickname came to you immediately when you had brought back some flavored honey from the human world and you caught Beel sucking it down straight from the Jar. He was so embarrassed and felt bad for eating your delicious treat, but the puppy dog eyes he gave you and the softness of his apology...it just instantly sparked the pet name. Beel adores that you came up with this name for him, and feels so glad that he he can share in a piece of your childhood with you. You often toss out "Pooh Bear" when he's not feeling well, when he's upset, or when you're feeling a little more sentimental.

“Thank you, Pooh Bear. Just being here with you has a way of making me feel better."

Teasing: Puddin'

Instant blushing Beel every time you use this name. Not only is it a great choice in a snack, but you definitely give him just glint of passion in your tone when you use "Puddin" that drives him WILD. Of course, after you do use it, you better have some pudding on stand by- or be able to provide him an equally satisfying snack (if you know what I mean...)

"Hey there, Puddin'. Why don't you come a little closer?"

Belphegor

General: Baby

Just as Belphie doesn't feel the need to get creative with pet names, neither do you. You both just call eachother "baby" back and forth and honestly? It works. You don't really worry about whether the brothers will overhear like he does, though (much to his irritation. Maybe this is why he teases you so much???). But he really does love the way it sounds in reference to him!

“Huh? Oh...I'm sorry, Baby. I just wanted to cuddle a bit is all..."

Romantic: Sunshine

You and Belphie may have a complex history, but really he has proven himself a great partner despite his past. You do notice Belphie finds himself often insecure, wondering if you're happy with him, or what you even see in him. Because of this, you landed on the pet name "Sunshine" when those insecurities rear their ugly head. You gave this name as a reminder that his is such a brilliant light to your life, and you cherish the moments you have with that are filled with such a warm and cozy love. You wouldn't trade it for anything.

"I love you so much, Sunshine. Words can't even describe."

Teasing: Brat, Punk, Cowboy

Because Belphie is relentless in his teasing, you really have to up your game to give him a taste of his own medicine. Referring to him as "Brat" is a great way to get him pouting and flushing red instantly. "Punk" is a good alternative, often making a playful jab at how he absolutely looks like a mid-2000s emo kid who works at Hot Topic. And of course, there's the obvious "Cowboy," that you came up with in a brilliant moment of word association. This one is probably his favorite, and he uses it as an excuse to begin to wrestle with you (playfully and without full strength, of course) so he can truly show you who you're messing with.

“Belphie you are such a brat."

"Alright, Punk. Give me your best shot!"

"Nice comeback, Cowboy.”

Diavolo

General: Dia

Once you give a pet name to Diavolo, he is fully head over heals for you. His pet name back to you comes after you give him "Dia," mostly because he wants to wait to see what you'll come up with. He loves the special shorter version of his name- it makes him sound much more approachable and soft,, which is exactly how he wants to be with you. If you ever use his actual name, he will pout so hard at you. Please, just humor him.

“Good morning to you too, Dia! I always sleep well when I get to wake up next to you.”

Romantic: Baloo

Similar to Beel, Diavolo is delighted that you give him a name that allows him to be closer to your childhood memories. It makes him feel like hes been close to you forever, and definitely warms that soft spot in his heart for you. Naming him "Baloo" after the bear in The Jungle Book is just so fitting. He's strong, silly, and so very soft. After explaining what it means in the human world, Diavolo is all over it.

“Oh, Baloo. You are so good to me.”

Teasing: Daddy

I absolutely think that Diavolo is either too giddy when you try to tease him, or too dense to understand you even ARE teasing him that ALMOST NOTHING WORKS to make him a blushing mess. However, once when he was relentlessly teasing you during a RAD student council meeting you mumbled "whatever you say, Daddy" to him and the mortified expression he made, followed by the eruption of laughter from everyone in the room (except Lucifer, who was stunned that you had the balls to say that to LORD FRICKEN DIAVOLO) made you realize you finally found his Kryptonite. Now you use it ALL the time, especially when he has been teasing you a little too much.

“Of course, Daddy. I wouldn't miss a student council meeting for the world!”

Simeon

General: Bambi

Just as Simeon calls you "Dear," you often return the sentiment by calling him "Bambi." He melts every time he hears the name pass your lips. Just like Diavolo and Beel, he loves being able to have a connection to your childhood- making him feel like hes known you for millenia. He also loves how "Bambi" matches his pet name for you! And of course, Simeon is definitely reminiscent of a deer- gentle, kind, and elegant.

“Its good to see you too, Bambi. My day was alright! How about yours?”

Romantic: My Angel

This one is a no-brainer, and didn't take a master of wordsmithing to come up with why this fits him. However, Simeon adores the addition of "my" to his title, elated that you see him as yours! Whenever Simeon has had a rough day, or is feeling a bit worried or insecure about his decision to have a relationship with a human, giving him the little reminder that he is as pure as an Angel, and that he's your "Angel", will comfort him so much, and have him back to his normal self in no time.

“Of course, My Angel. I want nothing more than to be in your embrace.”

Teasing: Grandpa, Sexy

Like Diavolo, Simeon can sometimes be a little dense when it comes to teasing (or maybe he's just pretending to be?), but either way, we all know this man is so far behind on all modern slang and even modern tech, that its only fitting to call him "Grandpa" when you tease him. He will laugh about it, but you see the embarrassment behind those beautiful eyes and you know he's gonna get you back! If you really want to get him hot and bothered, call him "Sexy." He will absolutely be at a loss for words and scramble to find the nearest Bible to get rid of the sin that you just manifested within him. (Hide your shame, Simeon. Hide your shame).

"Easy now, Grandpa! You don't want to break a hip!"

"You know I wouldn't miss spending time with you, Sexy."

Barbatos

General: Honey

You probably started off with calling him "Hun," but because you don't see him too much, it felt a little impersonal. Elongating it to "Honey" was perfect, and you love seeing the small shimmer in Barbatos' eyes when you use it to refer to him. Like Barbatos, you probably only use this to refer to him now because of how rare of a treat it is to see him throughout the day, let alone find some time to chat.

“Oh! Hi Honey. I'm having a wonderful day- how about you?"

Romantic: Hummingbird

This wonderfully endearing name came from how quickly Barbatod moves from one task to the next with attention to detail and grace. You couldn't help but think of the delicate little bird as he zoomed through the castle attending to Lord Diavolo's needs. The first time you referred to him a such, he cocked his head at you and asked you to elaborate. But once you explained, he was pleased to know he reminded you of such a delightful animal. When he is clearly overworked or feeling fatigued, this is the best thing you can call him to relax him and make him melt in your hands. Adding a "my" to it increases the effect ten fold.

"I am happy you finally got a break tonight, my hummingbird.”

Teasing: Doll

Again, since I support the hc that Barbatos is a freak, you better come up with a good name to match his if you actually want to tease him. The best way to do this is to call him something with a more submissive connotation- that will really get his cheeks flushing. Your go-to is usually "Doll," since it seemed to get a reaction every time you used it. You don't tease Barbatos back much. Because frankly, you know the consequences of doing so with him...(wink)

"Well, I sure am happy to hear you're at my service, Doll.”

Solomon

General: Hun

Again, because Solomon at first doesn't appear to fond of pet names, you go for something more simple. But you quickly realize he becomes attached to you calling him "Hun," and you see a sadness behind his stoic face whenever you use his actual name over the pet name he has grown so fond of hearing. He will never admit it though (I bet this bastard can give Lucifer's pride a run for its money at times)

"Of course, Hun. Which one is it that you need?”

Romantic: Liebling

Because his romantic pet name for you is a little more special, yours for him should be as well. I feel like Solomon is well-traveled since he is immortal (and has had the fricken time), and has experienced several lifetimes worth of various different cultures- which is why using a pet name in another language may hit different for him. Using "Liebling" when he's feeling down or having an existential crisis regarding his own mortality (which happens more often than you'd think weirdly enough) will bring him the most comfort. Adding "my" to it will seal the deal even more.

“I'm right here, my Liebling. Just relax."

Teasing: Master, Harry Potter

Again, Solomon feels like another who would be hard to fluster. I feel like the only way to really get him bothered is to stroke at his ego a bit. Using "Master" as a way to reference him turns him on immediately, so be prepared for that because he has no fricken breaks. When you want to tease him more playfully, calling him synonymous names to "Sorcerer" is a good way to get him in a huff, because of the connotations with human nerd culture. But if you really wanna get him annoyed, call him "Harry Potter"- especially if he's in the middle of a spell or creating a potion.

“You can tame me if you really desire to, Master."

"Alright now, calm down Harry Potter. Its not like you're creating life."

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Hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading (:

Part one

[libertybri]

Sorry for requesting this after you just did all those catch ups, but i didnt realize you were. Can you do Glory and Tinker Tom? If not thats cool.

Lol! That’s totally fine, I love my growing list of our fallout favs!!

*For future reference to anyone else, I don’t mind if you guys want me to add anymore characters, in fact I encourage it!

Various Flirting Lines

Glory:

“No one else I’d rather have at my side, just you and me, Babe.”

“You can be honest. Tell me how much better of a companion I am than Deacon, he can handle the truth.”

“How did you get even hotter overnight? That’s impossible!”

Tinker Tom:

“I can’t help but to always want to keep you safe, I don’t understand it.”

“You’re really the coolest person I know. Topping everyone, without a doubt.”

“Sole, I really appreciate you being so kind and patient with me. You’re a beautiful soul.”

They react to kids making a comic about Sole

Glory:

“Woah-oh! Check this out! I even made the cover, and I might just look better than you, agent. Kidding, of course. You’re hard to beat.”

Tinker Tom:

“How do they know about this?!”

They react to Sole asking for a kiss

Glory:

“Get over here.” She aggressively pulls Sole in by their waist and smooches them smugly.

Tinker Tom:

“Right now? Okay.��� He shrugs and kisses them as asked to do, seeing no reason not to.

They react to Sole having a fear of being poisoned

Glory:

“Stick to me and I’ll make sure nothing out of the ordinary happens.” She promises her protection and actually does keep a close eye on all of Sole’s handed drinks and food from that point on.

Tinker Tom:

“You know, I think I have just the thing that cures any poison.” Their fear is him. Tom is the poisoner. Run.

They react to Sole having long, strong nails and using them to kill someone

Glory:

“Geez agent, that was a bit brutal, don’t you think?”

Tinker Tom:

“Woah… I- I- I don’t even know what to say to that.”

They react to Sole coming out as aromantic

Glory:

“That makes sense now that I think about it. How else could you put up with Deacon’s obnoxious flirting for so long?” She jokes about it, seeing no real difference in Sole’s confession.

Tinker Tom:

“Oh, alright. Thanks for telling me.” He doesn’t really get why Sole felt the need to tell him this, but it does make him kind of happy to know that he’s a trusted friend to them.

They react to Sole asking them how they’re single

Glory:

“Well, a certain someone hasn’t shown that they’re interested until now. I was just waiting up for them.”

Tinker Tom:

“It’s really hard to trust people these days, I mean, anyone could be an institute spy or a deranged killer. Best I not fall into their traps, you feel me?”

They react to Sole teaching them/asking them to play chess

Glory:

She knows how to play, but pretends she doesn’t when Sole asks. After Sole explains the rules and they begin the first game, Glory obliterates them, causing them to never play chess with her again as she basks in her glory.

Tinker Tom:

He’s always wanted to learn and when Sole offers to teach him he can’t even hide his excitement. He catches on super quick and becomes really good at the game, beating Sole game after game until they call it quits.

What I think their element would be

Glory:

Earth

Tinker Tom:

Water

They react to a blunt, seemingly unfeeling Sole asking them out

Glory:

“Uh yeah, sure. I’ll admit, I didn’t really see this one coming, but I’m certainly not disappointed.”

Tinker Tom:

“I don’t know. I think I’ve been wanting this, but you really make me nervous. You know what, I- I’ll trust my gut. Yes.”

What costumes they would wear for Halloween

Glory:

(regular) Deacon

Tinker Tom:

Astronaut

How they would react to a “haunted” house

Glory:

Tries to fight the actors

Tinker Tom:

Screams at every jump scare

How they would play Sims 4

Glory:

Uses money cheats, creates elaborate mazes for her sims to go through, in the middle of each maze is always a computer (the bait), there is no end to any of the mazes

Tinker Tom:

Builds a bunker for his sim named ‘Not Tom’, suspects the welcome party are actually out to get him, lives his life making a sustainable life underground for his sim and avoiding the outside world, Bonus: he lives in Strangerville

They react to Sole feeling guilty about moving on

Glory:

“Hey, you’re a good person and you deserve this. You deserve it more than anyone.”

Tinker Tom:

“I- I know I’m not ideal, but I really just want to make you happy like they did because that’s what you deserve.”

They react to meeting an Amazonian-like Sole

Glory:

“Woah… guess I just got replaced as the coolest agent.” She feels a tinge of jealousy but it is heavily outweighed by her admiration for Sole.

Tinker Tom:

“You promise the Institute didn’t send you? I- I just never seen anyone like you before.” Truthfully, he’s obsessed with Sole’s look and everything about her, but he’s still very wary about just why she’s so different.

They react to f!Sole falling and getting an ouchie

Glory:

“Let’s get up now, Love. You’re embarrassing yourself by staying down there.” She laughs it off and extends her hands for Sole to take and helps her up.

Tinker Tom:

“Feet ain’t working right anymore?” He teases Sole and offers his arm for her to pull herself up again.

[wandsandwheezes]

Traitor | G.W

Warnings // 3.8k // SMUT 18+, Assassin!Reader, murder, character death, assassins, blood, sex, body worship, use of word whore once, happy ending??, praise kink.

A/N // this is a part two to Assassini, one of my all time fav smuts to write. for those who haven’t played the assassins creed games for context the templars are like the bad guys and sworn enemies of the assassins, hopefully that should provide some context.

Days away from him and you were still shaken. Every moment you had alone you felt yourself yearning for his very touch, to breathe in the sultry scent of him and have his lips against your skin. Professionalism was thrown out of the door the second he was between your legs and yet you continued to do what he told you. The days after your first encounter, you were showered with more money than you had ever seen in your whole life, enough coin and gold to last several lifetimes and despite your best instincts you stayed put, got on with doing your job. 

You were due a meeting with your previous contractor any minute now, waiting in one of the many rooms of the order’s headquarters for his arrival. You never considered yourself a great liar, your fallacies would usually hold enough merit to let you do your job, but this was different. You had never in all your years as an assassin lied about your contract, not even ones where your fellow order members had saved you, letting them reap the benefits. When the door opened to the room you found yourself swallowing thickly, closing your eyes for a moment to remind yourself what he had told you to do. 

“What a pleasure to see you again, Y/N, I trust you bring me good news.” He spoke with a tone that was cold, not bothering to take a seat when he entered, pacing around the room as his stare lingered over the floor to ceiling artwork that held the room’s atmosphere. You didn’t trust the man as far as you could throw him, which undoubtedly wasn’t very far at all. Most of the contracts you took on were for obvious reasons; the assassins hating the templars, eliminating any sense of the vile people who seemed to rule the world but this one was different - there was absolutely nothing linking the Weasley family line to the Templars, you were even sure that if you looked back far enough his descendants were one of the first members of the assassin’s order. So why have him murdered?

“The pleasure is all mine, Mr Diggory.” You smiled, only out of courtesy towards the man in front of you. The day you had first met him you only gave him a cold stare as he presented you with your contract. You were blunt and with a mindset that you would be the one to get things done. 

“I take it the contract has been fulfilled?” He asked, head finally turned towards you, something that made you uncomfortable deep down to your very bones, swallowing thickly as his stare loomed over you, the fear of being caught finally setting in and against all your best instincts, you nodded. You reached into the woven bag you had brought with you, pulling out a blood-soaked shirt as well as the necklace you had taken from George. When he had proposed that you were to lie about his death, both items were placed in your possession in order to make it seem more believable. The blood that soaked through the porcelain fabric of the shirt belonged to a sheep and the prized necklace never left your fingertips, keeping a hold of it like it was the most precious thing you had ever owned. 

“As promised, he is dead. I expect my payment will be arranged with haste.” You stated bluntly, stuffing the necklace away in the top of your corset, keeping it close to you, half expecting the man in front of you to snatch it from your grip but before he could even think about it, you had it safely stowed away. 

“Of course.” His fingers trailed over the shirt as a smirk spread across his face, you tried to rack your brain for something, an indication of why someone would have wanted George dead, money and power alone wouldn’t have even given someone as power hungry as Cedric Diggory all the satisfaction in the world. 

“Out of curiosity,” you hummed, crossing your arms over your chest, “Why the contract, what’s so important that needed him dead?” 

“I’d have thought people like you would have no second thought in killing a templar figurehead.” His words cut through you like a knife. People like you? His attitude disgusted you, and yet his words seemed to shock you. You furrowed your brow, there was no way. 

“A templar figurehead?” you questioned, suddenly feeling a tightness in your chest. 

“He orchestrated the murder of your mentor, you didn't know?” You stopped yourself from growing upset over the loss that had been mentioned. Your mentor went missing several years ago, suspected to be working underground before her body was dumped on the doorstep of the order on a cold Sunday morning. She was the best assassin you knew, teaching you every way you could use your femininity to aid you as well as every way that it could hinder you. Her hard work and dedication to the order had meant that her guided watch over you had helped in forming you into one of the best. She was the last known living descendant to the brotherhood, meaning that her death had truly hit the order hard, the solemn silence and tension of mourning ringing loud through the halls even to this day.

The thing about her death however, was that only order members knew she had been murdered, yes, it was public knowledge that she had gone missing, but the information and news surrounding her death had been kept under a strict lock and key in hopes that one day there would be someone who knew too much, someone to blame for her death, furthermore it was only the highest ranking members that knew that she had been buried within the walls of the order headquarters. It struck you immediately that Mr Diggory was the furthest thing from an order member, could have even been a templar himself, so you pressed it. “Murder? Last we all heard she’s been missing for four years.” 

“A body shows up on the doorstep and they don’t even tell you?” He fumbled, you felt yourself reaching for your dagger behind your back. The man in front of you was no friend so you knew that you had to be careful, pace your movements and every step. “I must say that I’m impressed you managed to make a name of yourself, considering that your poor mentor would have opened her legs for any man who showed her affection, just like the common whore she was.”

“I’d watch your mouth in these walls, Mr Diggory, we don’t take kindly to the slander of our own.” Your fingertips had wrapped around the handle of your blade, moving slowly around the table, your eyes watching his every move in anticipation of him doing the same.

“I’d hardly call it slander, consider it a favour that I put her murderer in your hands.” He laughed a little through his words, the way he cockily assumed that he had done good by her made the anger bubble inside of you.

“Really? Because I think I’m looking right at him.” 

You were so quick in the way your blade was released from its hold, slicing quickly along his pale skin, watching as he collapsed to his knees, desperately trying to stop the spew of blood from his neck as he fell. Streams of the deep red liquid had sprayed over you, leaving the white shirt that covered your arms littered with small red splatters. It was only as he fell back against the floor, the necklace he wore flinging out from underneath the collar of his shirt, that your actions had solidified what you had expected; he was a templar. 

You had bolted so quickly out of the room, alerting fellow order members that there had been an infiltration, your thoughts immediately racing to George. You had been left with more questions than answers as you raced out of the headquarters as quickly as you possibly could, expertly climbing over the rooftops, making your way towards his residence. There was one open window at the property, you snuck right through it, easily seeking out the red haired man, tiptoeing around his home until you found his study, seeing him sat at his desk surrounded by parchment.

Something within you still didn’t sit right as the dead man’s words echoed through your head. Your instincts kicked in, he had turned to face you the moment the door was open, leaving you free to pace towards him and hold the sharp edge of your blade at his throat. 

“Tell me you’re not one of them.” You shouted from the pit of your throat, the words scratching like gravel as they came up. You watched as the fear in his eyes shot up tenfold, his breath growing staggered as he held his hands up in surrender, saying nothing. Why did he have to say nothing? You suddenly felt stupid for letting him in, more for trusting him. He was too taken back in shock to even process what you asked, before you were repeating yourself. “You fucking tell me, tell me you’re not a templar.”

“I’m not, I-” He breathed quickly, fingers fumbling to tug open his shirt until it hung over his shoulder, the symbol you recognised quickly now in full view. It wasn’t the mark of the order or the templars but the brotherhood. The roots and origins of the order and the place your blade belonged to. Since the death of your mentor, the brotherhood was believed to be extinct, with no known blood lineage left. Seeing the mark clear as day you knew that everyone was wrong. You were right to trust him, if not by your gut then by the fact that he was willing to admit it to you.  “I’m one of you.”

It suddenly made sense, why he recognised the symbol on your dagger immediately, why he hadn’t killed you when he could have. There was some sense to why he was wanted dead. He was the lone survivor of the brotherhood, the most powerful of your people and the biggest threat among the templars. Half of you was confused as to how Cedric had known considering that the Weasley family had never been explicitly linked to the order. Your blade clattered to the floor, fingertips releasing their grip on it as you flung yourself into his arms, your head against his chest as he wrapped0. his arms around your back. 

“I killed him George, If the templars find out it was me I-.” you whispered after minutes sat in a comfortable silence with him, rambling on until he pressed a kiss to the top of your head as his fingers made light work of beginning to unlace the corset you wore. You quickly pulled the necklace from its stowed place, trying to place it around his neck but he shook his head, taking it from your hands to place it over your own head, brushing your hair out of the loop so that it lay around your neck neatly. “It’s going to be okay, angel.”

He tilted your chin up, pressing his lips to yours sweetly as he pulled you up on his hips with ease once again, leaving the study to make his way towards his bedroom. You stood in front of him, your back facing his chest as he pressed open-mouthed kisses to your shoulder, continuing his efforts to undo the corset, pulling it off of your torso once it was loose enough, leaving you clad in your billowing white shirt and trousers. 

“Sit.” he speaks calmly, disappearing for a few minutes before returning with a dampened cloth in hand, kneeling before you so that he could slowly and carefully wipe away the blood splatters across your face, hands, neck and chest, sat in a content silence as you watched the way he acted with such precise and delicate movements, almost as if he were taking in every inch of your skin.

“What’s wrong, George?” You bit your lip worriedly when he suddenly stopped, staring off into space, his hand still gripping the cloth as his arm fell limp at his side, he was truly lost in his own thoughts.

“I’m just thinking.” He brushed it off, quickly going back to the task he had started as he hoped you would drop the question but instead you cupped his cheek, looking into his eyes as your thumb ran over his cheekbone, a concerned smile on your lips.

“What about?” You whispered softly. He paused, a staggered and defeated sigh falling from his lips as he thought.

“About how you could have killed me, you’re so good at what you do that I know you could have done it if things had gone any differently, it just scares me as all.” You watched as his buried vulnerability began to break through the cracks, but you simply shook your head, pressing your forehead against his. “There isn’t one scenario I can picture where I look into your eyes and not fall head over heels.”

He was silent again, eerily silent. You felt exposed, half admitting that you had fallen for a man who you had slept with once, who happened to be your boss and had managed to occupy your every thought. George Weasley was something different, brought out something else in you that you didn’t know existed; love.

It was only when his lips crashed down onto yours, knocking you back almost as he hovered over you. The kiss grew passionate quickly as he slipped his tongue inside your mouth, hooking your leg over his hip as he ground his hips down into you, causing delicate moans to fall into his mouth at the sensation. You tried to gain some dominance over him, failing miserably as he pinned your wrists down to the bed, chuckling against your lips.

“You want to take control, don’t you? Well, go ahead then” He pulls away from you, lying back against the sheets, his hands placed at the back of his head, propped up enough to look directly at you with darkened eyes. The stance was powerful and made you feel weak at the knees as you considered his words, half wanting to pull him back on top of you but inside you knew that if you did he wouldn’t have let you slip away so easily.

You took the opportunity to stand up off the bed, ridding yourself of your trousers before slinging your leg either side of his thighs, straddling his frame. You leaned down, pressing your lips to his in small tender kisses as you grind your hips down against him, tearing small moans from him as you do so. “How are you so sexy?”

His hands didn’t leave their place behind his head, simply letting you do the work with your pace as words of praise and encouragement flooded the air. Even when you had pulled the billowing shirt from your chest, your breasts being set free and begging to be touched, his hands stayed behind his head.

“Look at those perfect breasts, I can’t wait to watch them bounce when you sink down onto me.” He hummed, cocking an eyebrow at your desperation to set his hard length free, hand quickly wrapping around the shaft, giving it a firm but gentle squeeze before shifting your hips, positioning the tip by your entrance before sinking down onto him. The action pulled sinful moans from both of you as you started off slowly, adjusting to his size as he repeatedly bottomed out, filling you up to the hilt and more with every movement of your hips.

“Fuck you’re so tight,” he hissed, one hand leaving the back of his head so that his thumb could circle your clit, wanting to catch up with the pace of his skilled fingers as you bounced quicker onto him, your hands pressed against his chest as your breasts bounced for him, his necklace slapping against your skin with every movement of your hips. The sight alone could have sent him shooting his load into you at just how possessive it felt, like he was finally claiming his girl.

“You feel so fucking good, taking me so well.” He praised again, his other hand leaving the back of his hand now to grip your waist, helping guide the pace but still leaving it very much in your control.

“You’re an angel, If only you could see how pretty you look when you bounce on me.” His thumb brushed over your hip as he began to buck his hips up to meet the movements of your hips, starting to grow restless and frustrated over his lack of control until both of his hands were on your hips, flipping you back against the bed before sinking back inside you, only this time setting a more relentless pace as his thumb continued circling at your clit, set on pulling orgasm after orgasm out of you as he worshiped your body.

“Fuck, George I’m so close.” You moaned out for him, your hands coming up to tangle in his hair, letting you pull him into a passionate kiss as he pushed himself that little deeper, a loud moan from you falling into his mouth as he felt you squeeze around him, no doubt hitting your first high as he fucked you tirelessly through it.

Before you could register that he was no longer inside you, your thighs were hooked over his shoulders as his tongue found it’s way around your pussy, lapping up at every drop of you while his eyes locked dead on yours, every so often focusing his attention on sucking at the sensitive clit before going back to dip his tongue back inside you. You were absolutely blown away by the sensation, a man had never treated you this well before, certainly never gone down on you like George had, already feeling yourself on the edge again as he began to pump his long fingers in and out of you in a teasingly agonising pace. “You taste like heaven, I never want to stop.”

You were coming incredibly quickly as his fingers curled up to hit your most sensitive spot, scissoring you open with the motion before his lips were on yours again, moaning against each other’s lips.

“Think you can handle another? I wanna fill that tight cunt of yours with my cum, what do you say, angel?” He asked sensually, thumb running over your lip as he reached down to position himself again before slowly sinking into your sensitive pussy. 

“Please, George, I need it.” You whined for him. Hearing you beg sent the man into overdrive. It wasn’t long until his thrusts moved to hit the back of you once again, letting out a guttural and breathy moan as his cum painted your walls, continuing to rock his hips into you as he pushed deeper inside of you, pushing you over the edge of another release.

You were curled up in his arms, chest still heaving as he traced small circles on your upper arm, your fingertips ghosting over the signature burn mark on his chest, tracing over every line as you hummed. “Tell me about the brotherhood, Georgie.”

He could have sworn his heart stopped at the nickname you used, his eyes finding your slightly glazed over ones as he realised just the state of bliss he had put you in. His hand reached up to smooth down your hair, adjusting the necklace again, thumb ghosting over the pendant that hung against your skin.

“Well, my great, great, great grandfather was one of the five who started the brotherhood,” He began to explain, a warm tone to his voice as you lay against his sheets. “There are only three living brotherhood members; myself, my twin brother Fred and our best friend, Lee Jordan. The order doesn’t know that Fred and I are the descendants, our father admitted us into the brotherhood before he died, leaving us with little to no information about who we were.”

“You should be running the order.” You laughed, smiling softly up at him as you did, your hand finding his as you curled your fingers against each other’s. The fact was that George only knew what he knew about the order through his own research, spending days upon days trying to find something that could prove his lineage other than the burn mark. He would have a hard time convincing the order that he was who he said he was without so much as material proof. As for Lee Jordan, nobody knew where he was, assumed again to be dead alongside your mentor. In her last days you knew that it was him who she had been searching for.

“They’d never believe Fred and I, we aren’t trained like assassins, we are fighters, I have no business running a place that I haven’t a clue about.” He laughed nervously. He was right, To be the leader he would need to be the best of the best, an inspiration and a mentor. With the right guidance maybe he could get there but It would be a lost cause if he wasn’t interested.

“Then I’ll teach you everything I know, I’ll be your mentor and you can be the rightful leader.” You suggested bashfully, It was a good offer on your part. Those who you had trained before had gone on to be successful in their own right, besides you were one of the best in the order. If anyone could give him the edge he needed it would be you.

“Yeah, Right.” He brushed the thought off, causing you to sit up and look directly at him, your hand against his chest as you spoke. No part of you was joining around, not even the smallest part.  

“I’m serious. Nobody leads us, it’s contract after contract and no sense of direction, not since-” you felt yourself begin to well up at the thought again. Your mentor’s lineage to the brotherhood had made her one of the prime Templar targets. It was clear to you that someone within the templars knew that George was a descendant, possibly holding the information that he needed to prove who he was. With that information amongst the templars, both him and Fred were at risk, If George knew about Lee too, the templars were sure to know. 

Cedric Diggory would not be the last to set a contract to kill George, especially after the fact that you had gone out of your way to lie about his death to a templar member who was now dead. In his mind, George was protecting you, but really you were the one protecting him. The worst was yet to come, he needed the protection of the brotherhood. 

“Where do we start?” he suggests quickly, watching the way your face had contorted in worry for his well being. You breathed heavily, pushing yourself from the bed to dress yourself, nodding to him as he followed suit and did the same. 

“First thing’s first, we need to find out what the templars know.”

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[animeyanderelover]

This must be the first time that I managed to finish an Anime in only five days. My favs are Misa, L and Near.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsessiveness, delusions, manipulation, stalking, sabotage, Yandere being mean, clinginess, gaslighting, blackmailing, kidnapping, death

Yandere Death Note Hc’s

Light Yagami

✍️I have so much to say! The first and most outshining trait should be very obvious. Manipulative to the point where he’ll break you if he has too. He’s very charming so it won’t be hard for him to quickly get close to you and your parents. A good relationship with you starts with a good relationship with your parents. He’ll have everything perfectly planned to make sure that his darling falls for him. Also a very controlling one. He will control a lot of things in your life, probably not all, unless you force him too. It will feel like you have some power in this relationship, but you don’t. He can also be a really cruel one. It might happen often that he is one day all over you and the next he is completely ignoring you just to have you begging for his attention. He loves it when you rely on him and submit to him. He has one of the most unhealthy obsessions with his darling and with his intelligence and charm it won’t be hard for him to get his s/o telling him everything he wants to know.

✍️Also a very possessive one. No one can have his darling since they are going to be his god/goddess which will rule on his side over the world. His delusions are a whole chapter for itself, but his delusions will decide how good he’ll treat the s/o. He believes he’s a god and he expects them to treat him like one. Better worship him or else he’ll get mad. But the more I thought about it, the more I can see him as someone who’s delusions will from time to time take a complete 180 degree flip and in this moments he’ll be an absolute worshipper for his darling, being blinded from their perfection. Enjoy these moments when you have them.

✍️Light is surprisingly okay with the s/o meeting their family and friends, but only when they don’t start spending more time with them than with him. But these are the only exceptions because if it’s anyone else who isn’t a family member of yours, his or one of your friends then he’ll get jealous quickly. But he’s so good to overplay it and with his charm it honestly won’t be hard for him to quickly get his darling away from them.

✍️Normally he only kills criminals or people who are a threat to Kira, but isn’t trying to take his darling away from him a crime too? If not, the worst crime? You should be careful with how affectionate you are with someone if you don’t want them to die on a heart attack, accident, suicide or whatever Light can think off. Everyone who dares to make a move on his darling or even looks at them in the wrong way will drop like a dead fly.

✍️He can fool everyone with his act and charm and I think he might be able to make it look like a ‘normal’ relationship where he’ll pull the strings behind every action you make and will make you spend every free minute with him, having wrapped you up so much in lies that you want to spend ‘willingly’ every minute with him. If his darling should ever start try to break up with him or suspecting he’s Kira and isn’t a supporter of him then things will get really swiftly really bad and he’ll threaten his darling to kill their family and friends, forcing them to spend time with him if they don’t want to feel responsible for someone’s death.

✍️As long as you love him and don’t suspect him of being Kira, only if you don’t support him that is, then Light can be the perfect boyfriend for you, charming, handsome, intelligent. But if you’ll ever try to leave him or are against Kira and find somehow out that he’s Kira then he’ll peel his ‘perfect boyfriend’ image off and will show you his real face. He’ll threaten everyone you love to keep you by his side. Stay better in your line or else he’ll punish you and/or kill someone you’re close to so you can learn your lesson. Your opinion is important to him, after all you’ll rule the world with him, but he also wants you to accept his opinion.

L Lawliet

🍰I was beyond mad when he died. L is a stalker and an obsessive one. He has cameras and wires placed everywhere in his darling’s house, observing their every word and movement. He has some connections and will use them to get every file about them. It won’t take long for him to know everything there is to know there about the s/o. Family, friends, favorites, fears, hobbies. Everything! And the more he finds out the more he gets obsessed. Just in case he might create some dirty secrets about his darling’s family if they should try to leave. He’s also really manipulative. He knows his darling’s thoughts from the way they’re acting and moving and can estimate what they’ll do next and will take advantage of it if it’s necessary.

🍰He’s smart enough to know that his feelings aren’t normal, but for some reason he can’t stop. There are times where he can’t concentrate when his darling isn’t near him and where he’ll feel highly frustrated without them. He’s a desperate and touchy one. He might not look like it, but he just really wants his darling’s love and since he’s most of the time just alone in a room filled with computers and TV’s, isolating himself most of the time he’s beyond touchstarved and there will always be some physical contact. If his darling rejects that he might just handcuff them to him. At least like this they can’t try to get away from him when he wants another hug. He’s also overprotective. He deals with a lot of dangerous cases and knows that if someone finds out how special his darling to him is they will be targeted so he’ll ensure their safety.

🍰He watches his darling all the time and knows their schedules and who they meet during the day. He’s just so good in analyzing people and knows exactly from what he sees if someone likes his darling or the other way around. He won’t mind if they spend time with other people, but that’s only when the s/o doesn’t get to friendly with them or they don’t get too friendly with them. If that’s case then he’ll start feeling sour.

🍰If someone gets too close to his darling or if he notices that someone in his darling’s surroundings plans to harm them he’ll quickly dig some dirty secret about them up or will simply create one and will make sure that everyone will hear about it. He won’t kill, he’ll rely more on manipulations to simply dirty that person’s name.

🍰He will try to make you come willingly to him. He’ll create scenarios where you’ll get in a tricky situation and have no choice, but to rely on him and of course he’ll be there for you. If that doesn’t work then he’ll resort to blackmailing and will tell you about something that happened in your parent’s or friend’s past you don’t want people to find out or he’ll use the false rumors created and will spread them. Then you’ll have no choice, but to ask the famous L for help. If all this doesn’t work then he’ll be willing to kidnap his darling. But then he has everything planned perfectly. An excuse to why you suddenly disappeared and an excuse to why you most likely won’t be seen for a while.

🍰He knows everything about you and that’s just terrifying. There will be times where you’ll wake up at night just to find him staring at you intensely. Escaping won’t be from any use because L has the plan already figured out before the thought has even started to form in your mind. Trying to ask Watari won’t be useful either since he’s loyal to L. He has every possible reaction from you already planned out and a way to handle it. Get used to sweets because he’ll feed you a lot of them. Get used to him being a huge cuddle bear around you. He’s very blunt with you and his emotions for you. If you want to get out of this room filled with sweets, monitors and files then proof to him that you don’t leave him. He knows if you lie or not, but if he’s convinced that you are genuine then he might let you out, but not without a tracker and some wires on you. Just for safety.

Misa Amane

💄Misa is the obsessive and possessive type of Yandere. She will be very obvious with her obsession for her darling and is for sure someone who will take their things, letting them know that she’ll borrow their sweater for a while, but she’ll never give it back to them. Won’t allow anyone to take her sweet little darling away from her. No one should dare. She’ll kill anyone who tries to.

💄Also lovestruck, desperate, delusional and clingy. She believes in love at first sight as well as that you’ll love her just as much as she does. This girl here is all over you and will be highly affectionate with you, especially in public since she never got the chance to do that with Light. She’s honestly such a sweetheart for her darling and will do anything to make them love her even more. She’s so needy for her darling’s love and affection and she can’t endure her day without this.

💄Misa gets jealous as soon as her darling starts talking about someone else in a bit too affectionate and adoring way, at least in her opinion, and she’ll instantly become more clingy to her darling.

💄Don’t waste your time with other people or she’ll get rid of them. She won’t go as far as killing her darling’s family, but it’s a constant fight between her and her s/o’s family. But her darling might be able to convince her to not kill people who made her jealous. But in order to do that they need to show her that they only love her and no one else. If they succeed in doing that then Misa will be walking on clouds and will forget about the person.

💄Kidnapping isn’t needed. She’s popular and everyone knows that the both of you are together so the question here is if you are stupid enough to break up with her and deal with the rage of her fans. The darling also needs to prevent Misa from killing everyone who even dares to look at them so they won’t be able to leave her side. She also wants to go out with her darling to do couple moments so that everyone can see that the both of you are together.

💄Misa wants just to be loved by you and will do anything to make you satisfied with her. She has money and fame to get you everything you could possibly want. She’ll shower you in affection and is a total angel for you. She’s so cheesy with her love confessions and will do everything with you that she couldn’t do with Light. Pyjama parties, wearing couple outfits, feeding each other. She’ll do everything. Luckily you are able to talk her out of killing if you just start being affectionate to her. She just wants love.

Mello

🍫Mello is the overprotective Yandere. He is part of the mafia and that is already enough to increase his protectiveness over his darling. He’s also the harsh and gentle one at the same time. He is really impulsive from time to time and can say the one or another mean word to the s/o, but he can also be very gentle if he wants to.

🍫He’s also the possessive, desperate and touchstarved Yandere. He’s always constantly battling with Near about who’s the better one and constantly lands in second place so now that he has his darling he’ll make sure that he gets to have them for himself. But that also leads him to be surprisingly needy for his darling’s praises and love since he hates to admit it, but he often feels secretly insecure about many things so to know that his darling loves him would help him to feel more confident.

🍫Mello gets so quickly jealous, it’s ridiculous and will most likely cause a scene, yelling at anyone who even just briefly glances in his darling’s direction. Better pull him quickly away because if the person dares to speak back he’ll get violent. If you don’t want him to punch every single person better stay away from other human beings except him.

🍫He gets jealous fastly and is ready to go very violent. Different from Near and L he’s much more willing to kill and if someone even dares to flirt with you that person will have to deal with a broken nose and the loss of a few teeth. It will end in a carnage if someone dares to hurt his darling.

🍫He’s overprotective and possessive, both traits which are bound to lead him to kidnapping his darling quickly. He does feel guilty to take them away from everyone they’ve ever loved, but he’ll try to convince himself that he just does it to protect them. Good luck trying to escape him and the mafia.

🍫Mello will never admit how much he yearns for your praises and touches, he does have some pride and it’s interesting how he often pretends to not care, but his hugs and kisses are always so passionate. His words and actions don’t always match, but please remember that you’re his everything. If he gets in his softer mood he’ll spoil you with presents he knows you’ll love.

Near

🎲Near is very similar to L. He’s the obsessive and stalker kind of Yandere. Just like L he has cameras and wires in every corner of his darling’s house to watch them, taking notice of everything they do. He has some connections to get every information that has ever existed about them, but even after knowing them better than they probably do therself his curiosity is still not satisfied, that’s how deeply he’s obsessed. Also the type to steal things that belong to the s/o. Pictures, toys, letters. He has a whole drawer only for this purpose. He treasures all these things very much so no one is allowed to touch them. Just like L the aware type who knows that this is actually wrong.

🎲Desperate and touchstarved for his darling. He has troubles admitting when he wants his darling to touch him and would try to be subtle with it at first by looking intensely at them. If they don’t get the hint he’ll just tell them very bluntly what he wants from them. He wants the s/o’s attention on only him and will feel sour if he doesn’t get it. He’s like a child, needy for your love and attention. I can also see him as a possessive and lovestruck one. He might be really smart, but when it comes to the human being and emotions he’s clueless, he has never experienced love before, but he knows for sure that he likes the feeling that the s/o stirs up in his chest. Absolutely infatuated with his darling to the point where he at one point thinks he needs them.

🎲Near is like a child and as mentioned feels sour when the s/o gives their attention to someone else, but he has problems with expressing his feelings so his s/o will never notice, but the other person will notice how his gaze feels like it’s going to burn holes into them.

🎲He relies more on the influence and connections he has. This guy who always flirts with them in class? Suddenly they are accused of drug dealing. The person who you seem to like a bit too much? Suddenly heavy evidence appears that they have been meeting up with a few not very trustable guys.

🎲It is bound to happen sooner or later and it will happen without a warning or signs that something is wrong. Near tries at first to get a spot in his darling’s heart by using all the knowledge he has to become a friend of them and they won’t suspect anything. It’s scary how carefully he has planned all this. He’ll most likely drug his darling and makes sure to leave no clue. It will be like they’ve just vanished into thin air and it’s very unlikely that they’ll ever be found again. He has most likely some house build up just for the reason so the s/o can live there from now on.

🎲Near is honestly similar to a child. He wants to be taken care of and wants to be loved. But he also understands that after kidnapping you, you need some time and he’s willing to wait for you. He really likes touching you, tracing his finger over your skin or touching your hair. He’s completely enraptured with you. If you act up too much he’ll lock you up in an empty and dark room until you’ve learned your lesson. You will love him. It’s only a question of time.

[agent-cupcake]

just curious, what’s your favorite and least favorite character design? my least fav for sure has got to be female byleth for reasons i don’t want to get in to yep ok have a good day 😁

IOops this accidentally became a rant, sorry

Okay so, to preface this all, I’m not a character designer and I’m actually pretty bad at it, but my rule of thumb with really unappealing or fan-service outfits is whether or not it makes sense character-wise and how much it tells the player about the character. For example, I think we can all agree that there’s quite a bit of fan-service elements in Hilda’s design. Boob window. However, it’s not unrealistic to imagine Hilda picking out those clothes for herself. Her costume tells you almost everything you need to know about her character on a visual level. She’s confident, pretty, attention-grabbing, and high maintenance while the gloves and laced girdle give a nod to her Viking-maiden roots.

Taking it to female Byleth, I don’t think that her outfit works on either front. Her design is definitely my least favorite and it’s not helped by the fact that you have to look at her at all times. Whatever. The huge, solid mass of boobs, the buttoned bib, the big eyes, the feather hair, the bellybutton, the ripped tights, the booty shorts. She’s a merc out in life and death situations with an accessible, pale, tacky 2000′s “stab me” stomach cut out and a wedgie. Which could be excusable if, like Hilda, there was reason to believe that that her costume was character choice. But she doesn’t really have much character, and what there is gives the impression of a very stoic, dry, blunt person. I have no idea why they’d have gone that route when the sexual appeal of more “utilitarian” costuming (aka, form fitting armor that at least pretends to be functional) for characters like her is scientifically proven AND would say more about the singular personality trait she possesses. Okay, well, I know why they didn’t do that and I think it’s lame. This dysfunction of “character designer wanted a sexy girl but it’s kinda random and just shoved in the game without any thought” actually reminds me a lot of Xenoblade 2′s leading ladies, Hikari and Pyra. Although considering that their bad designs led to a lot of people hating the game for superficial reasons while accepting female Byleth’s design, I guess I’m just bitter. Jumping to a different comparison, then, look at 2B from Nier Automata. Her design is fine as hell which is kinda hypocritical of me considering that it's explicitly fan-service, but I think it also shows the most damning thing for female Byleth. Her whole look, despite having a dozen different element thrown in, is boring. Maybe it’s the colors (dressing her in all black and white would have been really interesting considering the colors of the three lords are so heavily emphasized as a part of their characters) or maybe it’s just the way the desperate elements come together. But, like I said, I'm not even slightly knowledgeable about character design and I know that despite Three Houses being mostly separate, they had to appeal to a larger aesthetic brand to which I have little experience with. And, ultimately, a lot of people find her cute or sexy which...To each their own, I suppose. I don’t pretend that fan-service doesn’t work on me (2B... Cloud’s arms in the remake... Seph's shirtless Smash skin...) but when it’s this obviously inserted in by the character designers rather than feeling organic in any way AND looks bad I'm just not super interested.

The other worst designs for me would be all four of the Ashen Wolves post timeskip. I don't think it's controversial to say that they didn't try with the clothes, even if I love their designs from the neck up (Yes, even Balthus. He looks like the type of guy that would let you sit on his shoulders at a rock concert so you could see the stage). While there are other designs I think are unappealing, those are for purely aesthetic reasons and so I can't maintain the opinion that they're actively bad or that I even truly dislike them.

As for favorite looks... I actually have a few so sorry you're getting all of them because despite the shit I'm talking, I actually really really love the character designs in Three Houses. 

Ferdinand's post timeskip is one of my favorite designs, if not my favorite. The hair, the coat, the armor, the spurs, the colors. You know exactly who Ferdinand von Aegir is just by looking at him. He’s wealthy, handsome, confident in his appearance, a hero, a princely type character, his battle form is mounted combat which is traditionally aesthetically reserved for nobility and leaders... I love it. The only reason I cannot say he IS my favorite is because of the three Lords. But before them, my honorable mentions include post timeskip Hilda, Dorothea, Lorenz, Felix, and Hubert. Granted, I could make a case for why I like almost all of the student’s post timeskip looks.

For the Lords, I obviously have to start with colors because, weirdly enough, Persona didn’t invent primary colors but are actually used as shorthand. Blue is the color of honor, loyalty, sincerity, sadness, and depression. Something I’ve always found very interesting is that blue is very rarely found in nature. To me, that’s always made it seem more lonely which, at least in this case, is thematically relevant. People call Dimitri boring pre timeskip and while I won’t defend his hairstyle (okay, actually, I probably would because he tucks it behind his ears and idk why but that’s one of the cutest things ever) I really like how unassuming he is. Bland. He’s supposed to be the plain shortbread cookie to caramel deLite Claude and strawberry meringue Edelgard. It is not in his character to draw attention to himself or stand out. To me, he kinda looks like an old Barbie prince, like he should have been named Dominic. Also I love the blue eyes/blonde hair thing and his more angular features. It really helps to sell him as the fakeout chivalrous prince type. Post timeskip, Dimitri's black armor is amazing. I love the fact that it’s a lot more intricate up-close with the different little shell-like pieces and the fact that his boots are furry. I love the big cape and the black and white fur around his shoulders. It’s really cool how they used his costume to change the shape of his in-game model to match the bodily proportions of the character art. It’s easier to see when you change his costume into the DLC ones, but the fur and cape build up his shoulders and chest look more broad while keeping that tiny little waist. The choice to give Dimitri an eyepatch is probably my favorite thing about this design. It’s genuinely inspired. Such a simple detail yet it tells the player everything they need to know about adult Dimitri when they see him post timeskip, in one frame the player can begin to understand the extent of his loss over the past five years. The subtle shadow under his eye in the first few Azure Moon chapters and the messy long-ish hair really help to sell the feral prince aesthetic as well, as it’s from those small cues the player gets that he’s exhausted (in more ways than one) and doesn’t maintain himself. None of these things are intentional choices by Dimtiri, they’re the result of what his character has been through.

Yellow is an intense, energetic color. Mostly, people think of it as being warm and inviting, the color of the sun and positivity. That intensity can be overwhelming, though, too visually demanding when compared to its primary counterparts. Don’t stare at the sun too long. Buuuut, it’s okay to stare at Claude. Claude not wanting to wear tight pants in either of his costumes is not only a mood, it is iconic. Pre timeskip, the softer lines of his silhouette makes him look kinda slouchy, kinda lazy. Like he’s not too concerned with appearances. But those adorably messy curls, the little braid, the clearly tended eyebrows, and earring make it clear that he DOES care about appearances and is very aware of his allure. And that’s before he even starts winking. It is honestly so in character that as many people picked him first on the basis of being thirsty, that feels like an intentionally Claude thing even if it was inserted by the designers. The contrast of his complexion with his seagreen eyes is gorgeous and instantly adds a kind of mystery and intrigue to him considering the setting... but it’s sf funny that nobody looked at bronze god Claude among a sea of white faces and thought something was up. Post timeskip, they used the same trick like they did with Dimitri to change Claude’s in-game model to match his canon appearance. The way they designed his uniform makes him not look as twink-ish, like he’s actually muscular and imposing and has the strength he’d need to shoot a war bow with a 120lbs draw weight. Also like Dimitri, you can instantly tell what Claude’s been up to. Like, he was very pretty pre timeskip but when he shows up in the Goddess Tower after those five years in all that gold, he demands your attention. Like a gentleman general with the excessive aesthetic ideals of the Alliance and details to imply his heritage. The quilted pants are amazing from both an aesthetic and practical standpoint. He’s a mounted unit riding a creature with scales, of course he’d want something on his legs for protection. And the chinstrap. I love that so much, it definitely makes him look more adult. He’s got such a cute soft baby face, it’s fun imagining him experimenting with different styles during the five years to get the most desired physical reaction to him as a leader. 

Frenchfries, meet forehead. No, actually, Edelgard’s design is really fantastic. Claude and Dimitri both have realistically colored eyes and hair and then there’s Edelgard. Dimitri shrugs off attention physically and Claude shirks it with a wink but Edelgard commands the players attention from the very start. Although I’m sure there’s a lot of things to associate with white hair and purple eyes, my first thought was Daenerys from Game of Thrones. Otherworldly beautiful by with an edge. Red, of course, is The power color. Strong emotions, love and hate. Red is also associated strongly with blood, which is very important to Edelgard’s plot. Granted, I think the red and black association is even more powerful than JUST red and red is the cheapest play to make in regards to displaying villainy (I mean, there are some pretty universally recognized associations with red and black and it led to people making some unfair comparisons between Edelgard and a famous dictator) but I think it was effective and well used and I genuinely enjoy its use in her case. Anyway, if I had a major complaint about her design it would be the weird ashy color of her hair whereas Lysithea’s hair is pure white. Which doesn’t even matter with the AMAZING hair horns. Ram horns can actually symbolize quite a few things, but their association with power and strength is pretty universal I think. They’re also used in demonic imagery. I love that THIS was her alternative to a crown. Edelgard views herself as a force of war and power before she thinks of herself as royalty. She also mentions that she isn’t super vain, but she loves to do her hair, so the hair being the most elaborate part of her look is entirely in-character. Edelgard’s ensemble is, like Claude, very militaristic. I love that they kept her in a dress that embraces femininity without showing skin as that wouldn’t really suit her Also, again, Edelgard demands your attention. She’s dressed all in bright bright red waving around a giant axe. She is a symbol as much as she is a combatant, someone to follow. I didn’t really mention their secondary lord costumes, but a girl in sexy armor is literally everything and I love that they had the balls to put their main sexy waifu girl in full body armor.

Okay I’m sorry I realize this was excessive and probably didn’t need explaining and I’m not sure I even articulated my thoughts properly but anyway I love their designs so here is the positivity I’ll put into the world.

[codylabs]

Metroid Dread looks awesome beyond reason, don't get me wrong...

But I'm not sure how I feel about the whole 'insta-kill' aspect. I get that they're trying to bring in more of a 'horror' angle to the series, (as evident by the title alone,) and I like what the E.M.M.I. robots do for the gameplay and the ominous tone of the adventure, but I do wish it wasn't just instant death as soon as it catches you; it makes Samus out to be pretty frail, and it doesn't match with the canon of the other games.

That same armor has been repeatedly slashed and stabbed by all 6 pointy ends of Ridley, it's been run over by the Thardus, sucked on my Metroids, shot at by every weapon the pirates has been able to conceive, she's even faced enemies wielding her own arsenal, on multiple non-consecutive occasions. We don't know much about the armor's mechanics or inner workings, but one thing we do know is that it doesn't fail instantly, especially to melee attacks; its hardened by that whole impenetrable energy system, and has been in every game. The closest we've ever come to an insta-kill was Mother Brain's rainbow beam, which was justified in that it took several surges to whittle through the shields, and was, to boot, designed by the same intelligence that made the suit in the first place.

So now in Dread a janky robot with a big blunt face knife is able to instantly pierce right through? It doesn't make any sense. That gameplay mechanic fits perfectly into the canon of games like Alien: Isolation or Among Us, where you're playing an ordinary, unarmored human up against a vastly-physically-superior threat, but Samus isn't an ordinary unarmored human, and honestly, those clumsy robots don't look all that strong. This all reminds me of Halo: Reach, where Kat was killed by a sniper. The player had spent the whole game facetanking these same sniper shots while wearing that same armor, so it's it just didn't seem fair.

The fix for Dread, I think, is obvious. Give the E.M.M.I. units a close-range cutting attack, (maybe a rainbow beam derived from Mother Brain technology, or the Omega Beam, or something similar,) and make the death quick, but not instant. Whenever one catches you, it instigates one of those cinematic quick-time events they introduced in S.R., where you wrestle with it. You grapple with its hands, and kick and smack its head away. If you beat the QTE, you free yourself briefly, and have a three-quarter-second head start to run again. But the whole time it's on you, it's drilling away at your neck with the rainbow plasma cutter or what-have-you, draining your shields away. If you fail to escape before your energy is depleted, it'll stab you with the syringe of evil, and then that's the end. So the encounters would still have the same terror and urgency to them, but it runs by the same rules as the rest of the game, so there's always hope, even if it's just a little.

Maybe I'm just being a fanboy Samus stan who can't stand the prospect of my fav being outgunned, but I really do believe that the armor is an important part of the game's tone and appeal. One of my favorite Metroid memories was during my first playthrough of Prime 1, when I was stuck down at the bottom of some shaft in the Phazon mines. There were turrets and fission metroids around me, pirates above me shooting down, a radioactive phazon pit below, I don't know how I got noticed by every enemy on the map at once, no competent Gamer™ would ever have allowed themselves to get in this sort of situation, and I thought I was gonna die (I died a lot on my first playthrough), but this time, I tanked it. I calmed down, ignored the interference screwing up my visor, started picking my shots and swapping between weapons, and a minute or two later, I made it out alive.

Metroid isn't only about the dark scariness of the monsters that lurk the lonely corners of space, it's also about the strength to overcome them. So it just feels weird that there's one rando enemy able to magically ignore that.

Idk.

Rant End

[holylulusworld]

Danger Zone

Summary: Both brothers want you - a pleasant dream, isn’t it?

Pairing: Sam x Reader, Dean x Reader

Warnings: angst, language, smut, unprotected sex, voyeurism, dom!Sam, light degrading, mentions of plan b, comforting, a hint of choking (not really), plot twist

A/N: That’s the end of the story. Read Part 1 & Part 2 first.

Divider by @writeyourmindaway​ <3

Over the last days, Dean and you walk around the bunker as if you are walking on eggshells. Whilst Sam tries to bond with you again, Dean tries to stay as far away from you as possible.

Just like now. Sam offered to prepare breakfast to break the tension, but Dean just grabbed a slice of toast and almost ran out of the kitchen.

“I should be the one acting strange,” Sam huffs, watching you poke the food with a fork, not eating. “Maybe we should talk to Dean again. He was a demon and…”

“It’s not just that, Sam,” you sigh, meeting your boyfriend's gaze. “I think he’s disappointed as I took plan B. I heard him mumbling something like ‘not worth being her baby’s father’. Do you think he hates me?”

“Y/N, the last days were not a sexual adventure you wanted on free terms. Even though you enjoyed it,” clearing his throat Sam plays with the veggies on his plate, “the demon forced you to a certain point.”

“I can’t be mad at Dean,” while you play with your food Sam grasps for your hand, squeezing it tightly. “It’s not as if I never imagined having sex with your brother. I am an awful girlfriend, Sam. How can I have dirty fantasies about your brother?”

“Baby girl, come here,” Sam rounds the kitchen island to bring you in his arms. He is just holding you, not caring you wet his shirt with your tears or that you press your body desperately to his warm chest. “I love you, okay. No matter what you will decide, I’ll always love you.”

“I love you too but,” sniffling you look up at Sam, giving him a sad smile, “I can’t help myself when I am close to your brother. I don’t know if it’s love or lust. I am confused…”

Sam’s large hand curls around your throat, letting your heart race. You feared Sam will never touch you again, give you what you need, but he’s determined to show you that even though his brother touched you, you are his girl.

“Look at you, baby girl,” Sam purrs behind you, a smirk on his lips feeling you swallow thickly. “So needy, so ready to get me inside this tight little cunt.”

“Sam, please," desperate to feel Sam you push back onto him, rubbing your slick cunt against his throbbing length. “Baby…”

“No begging, Y/N. You know the rules,” you whine, still, you shut your mouth, waiting for Sam to fill you. “My girl needs a thick Winchester cock to fuck the neediness out of her.”

No one would ever assume Sam is a dirty talker or a kinky bastard in the bedroom. He is always soft and caring around others but here he is, enjoying the fact he has you at his mercy, all strung out.

“Please,” you beg again, earning a slap to your ass. “I need you,” Sam slides his length through your folds, holding back the need to just fill you. “I want you…”

“Do you want me?” He husks against your ear, squeezing your throat a little, just to make you feel he is in control. “Is that what you want. Exchanging one brother for the other again?”

When he slips the blunt head inside you fall back against his chest, pressing the back of your head into his shoulder. “Good girl, such a good girl,” his cock splits you open, filling you perfect to bring tears to your eyes.

“So good,” you whimper, writhing on his length whilst Sam holds you to his body, not moving an inch. “Sam, please. I’ll be good.”

“You will,” Sam purrs into your ear, nibbling at your ear shell. “I know you’ll always be my good girl. Now,” the first thrust makes you cry out. Sex with Sam always teeters on the edge of pain, the good kind of pain. “Just relax, Y/N.”

“I want to feel you, Sam,” you are flat on your belly seconds later, Sam doesn’t give you time to take a breath before he’s back inside of you, not caring you will feel him for days. “Please.”

Dean is pacing around the hallway. Moments ago, he wanted to talk to his brother and you, now he must listen to your moans whilst his brother calls you his girl.

“His girl, never mine,” mumbling the words Dean presses his head against the door, even though the noises you make for the wrong brother let his heart clench in his chest. “Never mine…”

“Sam,” your body jolts toward the headboard with every powerful snap of his hips.

Sam is wild tonight, like an alpha ready to mark his territory again. “Take me, baby girl. All of me is yours. Can you feel me in your belly?”

You would answer Sam but the way he holds your hips in a tight grip, his cock slamming into you and the fact you heard Dean call your name outside the room presses nothing but cries and moans out of you.

“Yeah, I think you will come for me. Maybe we invite Dean to watch and use this tight pussy too,” you can hear the anger in Sam’s voice but he calls for his brother before you can answer. “Come inside and watch her getting fucked, Dean.”

“Sam,” you fist the sheets, try anything to keep the approaching high at bay. “I want to cum,” Sam hums watching his brother walk into the room. “There he is baby girl. Now ask Dean to let you cum.”

“Please, D’, I need to cum,” tears run down your cheeks. Your body craves the toe-curling and earth-shattering release, but the elder brother looks at Sam, a smirk on his lips. “Please?”

“I don’t know, sweetheart. Did you earn it? Did you tell Sammy you’re sorry for fucking his big brother?” you nod eagerly, giving Dean your sweetest pout, the one he cannot resist. “I think she deserves to cum, Sammy.”

“You heard Dean,” another thrust and another dirty word leaving the brother's lips and you are a goner. You shiver feeling Dean fist your hair roughly while his brother still pumps into you as if he wants to break you tonight.

“I-uh, god,” you look at Dean, never breaking-eye contact whilst his brother pushes you over the edge. Dean steals the silent scream with his lips, smirking as he can see Sam slip out of you to cum all over your ass.

“If you go in bare, pull out. We don’t need little Winchesters yet,” Sam smirks, slapping your ass before he leaves the bed. “She’s all yours, brother.”

“My pleasure,” Dean grins, while you cannot process your boyfriend just offered you to his brother, the demon he wanted to kill not days ago. “I’ll be gentle, sweetheart. Just fuck the neediness out of you.”

Dean crawls onto the bed, growling your name and your world turns upside down when your boyfriend sits on the bed to watch his brother slide home in one go.

“That’s our girl, look at her, Dean,” Sam praises a soft smile on his lips. You nod eagerly, feeling lightheaded. Your vision becomes blurry and before you can bring out a word you lose consciousness.

“Y/N? Y/N?” Celeste pats your cheek. “It’s normal to pass out before a wedding.”

Looking up at your friend with wide and fearful eyes you swallow the lump in your throat, remembering the man who waits at the altar, the man you chose over the brothers years ago.

“I…I don’t feel good,” you get up to run toward the exit of the church, panting heavily as the door flings open and two men enter the church. “Sam? Dean?”

“We didn’t want to miss the wedding,” Dean stammers, not meeting your eyes. “I know we never talked after Sam came to the motel room, but I thought.”

“I…I mean we decided we should at least say ‘hi’ and congratulations,” Sam clears his throat, hiding the aching in his heart.

It has been two years since that night, the night Sam freed you. You ran, and never looked back, but here and now you look over your shoulder at a man you barely know waiting for you to become his wife. “I…I need to get away from here, boys. Do you know a place to be?”

“Sammy, I think we are stealing the bride,” Dean grins watching his brother pick you up to throw you over his shoulder.

“Sorry, but we are on ‘stealing the bride duty’, dude. I mean, enjoy the cake and all. I don’t think she’ll be back anytime soon,” you squeal when Sam starts to run after his brother.

“We will never let you go again, baby girl. You’re ours,” Sam pants, looking over his shoulder as your fiancé decided to chase after the brothers.

“Well, hurry up and we can talk about anything else later. I got a few bags hidden in a motel room outside of town,” giving you a wink Dean grins at your words.

“I suggest we get out of the danger zone first…”

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[mego42]

fav lines tag

RULES: share your favorite sentence/paragraph from each one of your fics and tag 6 other fic writers to do it too :)

tagged by the talented brilliant incredible @foxmagpie (💖)

tagging: @pynkhues @hypermania @bethsuglywigs @riosnecktattoo @missmaxime @sothischickshe @joeyjoeylee

some ground rules: I’m only doing brio fic bc at some point when I wasn’t paying attention I wrote a metric fuckton of it and we’re already gonna be here all day bc my other ground rule is I’m allowed to interpret the concept of a line however i want. i’m also gonna tell you why i picked them bc no one can stop me. cool? cool. good talk. 

your monster looks like mine

okay so my first choice for fav would be the entire ~conversation around whether or not beth had a choice when she set rio up bc oooof I just love how that came out so! much! BUT if I’m limiting myself to something closer to a line, I’m going with this one. i love what it establishes for rio’s emotional state when it comes to beth, i love how it captures their push/pull constant one upping battle, I love the rhythm of the flow of it and the grandiose verbiage (i was having a frankly unreasonable amount of fun with natural phenomena imagery throughout the whole fic and this captures a bit of it). idk I just think it’s neat.

The words rip through him, a bright, blazing comet trail whipped across his sky, illuminatin’ his landscape, impossible to ignore.

Elizabeth’s spread out on the bed below him, golden hair tumblin’ around her face, mouth red and swollen, lookin’ up at him like she’s got him. Like she’s figured some shit out. Like she fuckin’ did something by putting that together.

Like Rio doesn’t fuckin’ know. Like that doesn’t fuckin’ haunt him, torment him, mock him every time she pulls some of her bullshit and he’s left picking up the pieces, knowin’ damn well what the right answer is but also knowin’ he’s always gonna be wrong when it comes to her.

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a song inside the halls of the dark

another one where I’d pick a whole scene if I could BUT if  the whole opening flashback isn’t on the table (idk I love it for 14,000 reasons including how it sets up the bookend structure for the chapter, how it sets up a bunch of the final payoffs, the tone of it, idk everything about it came out exactly how I wanted it to and I really love how it tees up the ending), then I’m going with this bit from the final brio scene. it ties back in a whole bunch of threads that have been woven in and out all the way back to the first chapter and closes them out in a way that also feels (to me) like a beginning which I love bc the whole theme of the chapter is it’s a beginning, not the end.

What does it mean then, that he’s slept so soundly beside her?

The playhouse glows softly. She wonders how many more times she can get away with sanding it before it weakens past the point of supporting the kids’ weight and the whole thing collapses.

Behind it, she can see the long shadow it casts reaching for the boxwoods bordering the yard. The lines of the structure frame windows of bright moonlight on the grass, eerily reminiscent of the windows that loomed large in the nightmares Beth abruptly realizes she hasn’t had in weeks. Not since that last night at Rio’s loft. And that’d been the last one since...his car. Canada. The night all of this started.

Beth blinks. What does it mean that she’s slept so soundly beside him?

A-live, alive, alive, I—

Her breath catches.

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pills’n’potions

I don’t have any grand reasoning for why I picked this bit from the 4th (i think?) ~ch as my fav, I just really like writing annie and rio interacting and I especially love writing them with annie like, intellectually aware that she should probably be afraid of him but also spiritually incapable of not being herself and rio being wildly annoyed by it

"What?" He asks, giving the t an edge sharp enough to cut.

There's a pause. "What like you didn't hear me, or what like what do I want?"

[...]

"Hello?"

Now the sister sounds like she's getting annoyed, and Rio's really gotta do somethin' about the two of them runnin' 'round actin' like he's someone they can get away with not takin' seriously. Like he's some sort of pet. Defanged. Declawed. Fuckin' neutered.

"Get to the point."

"I mean, I kind of did in the message."

—

trade my heart for honey

the only thing sexier than rio being good at pool is beth being a fucking shark and rio being out of control turned on by it.

Dropping all pretense at being less than she is, Beth grabs the cue ball, positioning it slightly to the left of center where the felt is slightly more worn. Even without the tell, she's seen Rio put it there enough times to know it's the table's sweet spot. Out of the corner of her eye, she sees Rio shift his weight before she tunes him out entirely, drawing the stick back and letting it fly.

It's as close to a perfect break as she's probably ever managed. The cue ball connects dead on, scattering the rest far and wide. The one and the six drop neatly into pockets, the four and five coming to a stop right on the edge of the left side and far left corner, nearly closing off that whole side of the table.

Every stripe remains in play.

"Solids," she says, not letting herself dwell on the way Rio's mouth hangs slightly open, his eyes glazed over.

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swaying evergreens

the whole theme of this fic is the terrifying intimacy and vulnerability of sharing your most precious moments and memories with someone you care about and I like how this touches on that along with sort of nutshelling the double edged sword of grief-tinted memory which is another major theme

There's somethin' extra about these unguarded moments. That Elizabeth trusts Rio enough to drop her guard completely and give him this completely unvarnished look at her. It's been over a year since he's been back in her bed, since the first time he'd slept here, but there's still somethin' tentative about it. Like there's a part of him that's never going to be all the way over the first time he'd been here, that can't fully believe how far they've come, that this isn't going to crumble, melt, drain away.

Truthfully, Rio doesn't mind it, that faint edge. He's well acquainted with the different flavors of loss, and the threat of it's a counterpoint that keeps him sharp. Lets him know this is real but not somethin' he'll take for granted.

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swear on a silver knife

there were a couple of sexy tension bits that made for strong contenders but ultimately this won bc I’m obsessed with how this reference to 306 came out.

“I told you. I got my own debts to pay.” He bit off the words like it cost him something to repeat them.

Beth shivered, abruptly right back at that picnic table, cheeks wet and staring at him, searching for any hint of the man she’d—she’d—anyone besides the cold, unfeeling stranger sitting beside her, blood so fresh on his hands she could nearly smell it underneath the scent of the cold, misty night rain falling around them, blurring her eyes, beading in her hair and on his eyelashes.

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listening through the air shaft

this was a really hard one to narrow down but I ultimately went with this but bc I love it for a culminating look at how beth and rio’s relationship has evolved throughout the fic and also bc a version of this scene was the first thing I wrote for the whole fic so it was fun to finally get there with everything in place behind it. I also just love it as a reference for the dichotomy of both beth and rio and also how complicated that is makes being around them for everyone else

They aren't even doing anything, just quietly working side by side, but there's a synchronicity to their movements, a quiet peace that makes Dean feel more like an intruder than anything else that's happened today, and he hates it.

It’s so far from the guy that’d broken into his home, beaten him up. Who’d looked at him with those terrifying, blank, shark eyes before casually shooting him in the chest like it was nothing right where they’re about to sit down and share a meal.

A guy, Dean suddenly realizes, he hasn’t seen any hint of in a long, long time. It’s not that he doesn’t think that part of him isn’t there, it’s just...it’s weird, is all, how completely he puts it away.

It reminds Dean of Beth, actually, now that he’s thinking about it.

God. They look so...so domestic. Sweet. Disarming in a way that completely undermines everything Dean thought he'd known about the guy and their whole...thing.  

He just—he doesn't get it, what Beth sees in him.

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now use both hands

idk I just like this bit let me live

"What are you—what service?"

He makes himself take the route through the showroom that brings him right past her, leaning in and softly brushing a lock of hair out of her face for the first time in longer than he can remember.

Her eyes flutter shut, and he feels absolutely nothing.

"Helping sad, lonely housewives get off once their husbands are done with them."

Her eyes snap open, and he makes himself look at her long enough to watch the hit land and the hurt bloom.

He's empty, untouchable, she's nothing to him.

Rio doesn't look back.

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I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA!

you can take my made up backstory for rio and mick from me when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Mick had been there the first time Rio'd had to get his hands all the way dirty and had kept an eye on him when he'd gotten blackout drunk after, and Rio'd done the same for him. Every bloody, grimy step Rio'd climbed, Mick had been right there with him, watching his back all the way to the top.

The point is Rio's Mick's brother in every way that counts.

Mick'd seen him twisted up over business and twisted up over personal shit, but he's never seen him let both get twisted up like he had since that fuckin' weasel Boomer'd got his ass handed to him and Rio'd gotten curious about it.

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as the world turns, the blunt burns

I pull this every time I have to pick a fav and I can’t even really explain it aside from I think I’m really, really funny and that’s enough

Beth suddenly sobers as much as she can when she feels like she's simultaneously floating away and sinking into the Earth and wipes her eyes. "Are you gonna get in trouble?"

"You're in the house, ain't you?" He's answering Beth but looking at Rio.

"Mick," Beth frantically tugs at his pant leg because apparently, he doesn't have all of the information. "We're in the yard."

"Yeah, Mick," Rio says, glaring. "You're in the yard."

Mick shrugs, and Beth realizes he isn't scared of Rio at all. That's a neat trick. How does he do that? Maybe he can teach her.

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smoke, fire, it’s all going up

there are realistically many other better lines in this fic but this one never fails to make me laugh so it remains my fav.

"You- you-" She sputters at him, flailing around a little. "You were the one that started mailing me pieces of a dead body."

"You blocked my number." Rio snarls, which is not what he'd meant to say, and he hates that she trips him up.

"That is not a proportionate response!"

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got a kiss (with your name on it)

it was this or the text exchange at the beginning of the fic bc I strongly believe established relationship brio would continually roast each other for their past dumbassery but the elizabeth kink won out

"Come here," Rio's voice is thick but insistent in a way that brings every cell of Beth's body to attention. She hooks her thumb over her bottom teeth and drags her lower lip a little, a gesture full of who me mock innocence, waiting for him to say-

"Elizabeth." There it is.

There's an endless amount of things that Beth finds ferociously, irresistibly sexy about Rio, but when he says her full name in that commanding tone? Even if she's pissed the fuck off and has no intention of doing what he wants, it gives her goosebumps.

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say it’s all in my head (i remember what you said)

I will be real with y’all, I forget I wrote this fic a lot of the time hahahaha but! that means every time I’m reminded I go back and am like oh yeah! I like this! anyway there isn’t like, one specific but I really love most as much as I really like the tentative breathless nervousness and then also overwhelming so muchness and I like how this but captures both of those

For a single, breathless moment, she stands in the middle of the room, alone and terrified.

Then Rio wets his lips and comes towards her, moving with that languid grace she's never been able to look away from even before she had any idea why that could be.

All of the fear collapses like a dying star, sending a supernova of relief and molten heat zinging through her from the top of her head to the tips of her toes. Her head swims, and every cell in her body feels like it's leaning towards him- like she's made of magnets on a molecular level and he's the lodestone.

He gently pushes her bangs off of her forehead, slowly running his fingertip down the side of her face, leaving a trail of fire in its wake. He tilts his head towards hers and stops, going no further than halfway, leaving it up to her to close the distance.

She lets her eyes fall shut as she leans into him and tentatively touches her mouth to his for the first time.

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the world is on fire (and no one can save me) / what a wicked game you played (to make me feel this way)

two for one!!! idk if either of these is my number one favorite line from either fic individually but I really like how they both play together. I like writing beth and rio pov and having them mirror each other’s narration both in thought and structure a lot bc I like thinking of them as two versions of the same

Beth checks her phone, nothing from Rhea, and sends a quick I'm here, text me when you're close, and I'll grab a table before wetting a paper towel and wiping away the last of her smeared mascara. With precise, brisk movements, she snaps open her bag and fishes out her compact, her lipstick, and her mascara; lining them up click, click, click on the tiny shelf below the mirror.

She can live with this; she has to live like this; she will live like this.

She flips open the compact and methodically dabs away the flush and pallor and shadows that are not grief, are not loss, are not anything other than shock and horror that she'd gone so far, that she'd lost control, that she'd killed a man (that man).

and

So what the fuck had he been doin' with Elizabeth fuckin' Boland, giving her chance after chance to cross the line? What the fuck was the point of a line if it might as well not be there at all? All because he liked her big blue eyes and the way she worked a tight sweater? Nah, that ain't him. That can't be him. That's the kind of shit that'll get you killed, and he's got three spent bullets in his pocket and a scar next to his heart if he ever needs the reminder again. 

He shifts in the driver's seat, reaching into his pocket and fishing the bullets out. Lining them up on the dashboard with a definitive click, click, click. He looks past them to the brightly lit valet station. He's been parked in the back of the lot for ten minutes now, waiting for Rhea to give him the go sign. He ain't hiding, doesn't need to, Elizabeth ain't lookin' for him, he just wants to make sure he sees her before she sees him. Get a good look first, so he can size up the situation.

[fandom-blackhole]

A pansexual horndog , an infp turbuletnt mediator. I use she/her pronouns. I don't know how to describe my character because I feel like my existence makes no sense. I'm shy and anxious, literally struggling with GAD and agoraphobia, yet I love being a center of attention, I can be a show off lmao

I'm sure I'm going to hell because of my dark, edgy humor.

I know it's not really a good think but I think I have something of a 'pick me girl' in me, like I prefer hanging out with the boys™ playing games and stuff. I'm hot-headed and live for drama, always shading people and spilling the tea, but only about ppl that wronged me (we don't stan bullying in this household). However, I believe I can be an actual sweetheart, almost like a mom friend for my closest besties.

My fav colors are black and pink. My fashion style is hard to describe, idk man. Like it's either a sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt kinda situation or a cute lil' skirt with knee-high socks. I always put makeup on tho and I always wear my hair down.

My thoughts tend to be rather grim and dark but at the same time my bedroom is literally princess themed and I collect all things hello kitty.

I don't have any talents or passions. I'm an English language major with minor in business. I am fluent in several languages and currently studying more. I'd like to become a sworn translator or interpreter in the future. I love traveling, been to maaany countries already so I really want to be able to work and travel at the same time.

Sorry babe, I'm really bad at this. I'd love to get matched with one of the Buckets and a Clone boi. I know I omitted the appearance, because, uhhh, me ugly, but you know it lmao.

I ship you with Leia!

I know you are probably disappointed but, please, here me out.

I just picture you and Leia being those cool af gay aunties. You are really beautiful so the Princess would fall for you pretty easily.

She's fiesty and protective and so are you. I'll never stop being thankful for you defending me against nasty anons.

Leia is the biggest social justice warrior just like her momma. I can see you both trying to figure out how to help those in need.

You'd never take any bullshit from no man.

GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS

bonus: visiting her mom's homeplanet, just you and her, somewhere near a remote lake. Just two baddies being softies, holding each other in their arms.

Sorry for all the typos and errors but I'm having a high fever as I'm writing this. I'm not sure if it's even real or I just started seeing things lool. Also sorry for keeping the ship thingy short, I'd love to write a drabble for you in the future if you like my choice for you.

First off, don’t apologize for typos because I guarantee I will have at least one in my answer for you bb. And second of all THANK YOU for being here and bringing life to my blog and dms with all your thots, I love them all!

Now for your ships, first off of course, I ship you with me lmao buuuuuut,

For the bucket bois I ship you with Paz Vizsla!

First off I wanna say that Paz is going to wake up every morning and just shower you in love and affection, telling you how perfect and beautiful you are and how much he absolutely loves and adores you. Paz will constantly reassure you and if your anxiety starts getting the better of you he will pull you away from everyone and whisper reassuring, comforting things to you and do whatever he can to help you feel better. Now Paz also has a darker sense a humor and I personally think that comes with being a mandalorian, so he will always chuckle at your jokes and will return it with one of his own because he strives to see you smile and laugh as much as he can make possible. Paz would find it cute that you are always chasing drama and loves to sit and listen to you recite all the drama to him and spill the tea lol. You say you don't have any talents, but Paz is always blown away at how many languages you can speak and how you continue to want to learn more. He also loves that that gives him an excuse to take you with him when he travels so that he can have his cute little translator with him at all times. Not to mention that he loves cuddling up with you in the tiny bed that he has on his ship, as well as other things.

For your clone ship, I am going to ship you with Commander Fox!

Ok so I wanna say that the two of you some how meet and start a regular meet up at some random shady bar where the two of you will sit for hours passing back rumors and just drama that you have witnessed since the two of you talked last. This goes on for a while before one morning you wake up early to Fox slowly and carefully trying not to wake you up as he untangles himself from you and your bed. After that the two of you start meeting more regularly and usually at your home. Once the two of you really get close and even start a relationship Fox finally relaxes around you. Fox absolutely loves your dark jokes because it is something he doesn't get to hear often with protecting senators and the chancellor almost everyday. Fox has also always loved the way you dressed, whether it be in comfy clothes or your cute skirts, he doesn't care he just likes the idea of wearing something different everyday rather than just blacks and his armor. Fox also likes to play with your hair at any given chance, and he appreciates that you always have it down because it just means that he has easier access too in, especially in certain situations *wink wink*. Fox would be one to stand up for you in any situation, and he may be pretty emotionally stunted and can't quite get the words out most of the time but the second he knows he loves you he will bluntly tell you because he is a blunt man and will not beat around the bush when it comes to you.

How in the world could I ever be disappointed in being shipped with the best princess and general in the Star Wars galaxy?!?!

Now, everything you wrote? Fucking beautiful I am obsessed and I want to steal Leia away from Han and just hype her up and help her take over and rule the galaxy like she deserves

(And if you wrote more than enough for my ship, but if you wrote me a little drabble with Leia I would die of happiness bb)

(14/20)

[drabblily]

How They Act Towards Their Crush

Pairings: Bakugo Katsuki x f!Reader, Todoroki Shoto x f!Reader, Midoriya Izuku x f!Reader

Warnings: Cursing

Genre: Headcanons

Synopsis: These boys are DORKS and i loved writing these headcannons oh my god. Anyways, these three and how they act to their crush <3

Starts below the cut !

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Todoroki Shoto:

he acts completely normal but also not normal either?

he’ll still be silent and mysterious like he usually is but it’s the little things that give it away

such as

trying to spend time with you more

offering you some of his cold soba

offering to help you out with little things, like getting something or tutoring you a bit

THIS BOY

oh you were complaining the other day that your phone wasn’t working?

don’t worry, shoto over here brings you a brand new one in the newest model for you

and whenever he is questioned about it he is like ?? is that not what friends do ?

uraraka is just telling him that he doesn’t buy those things for her and he obviously likes you

and it clicks in his head like…

ah

that explains a lot

why he wants to be with you all the time, and how he sometimes looks at you and just thinks

Wow. Shes stunning. I want to hold her.

but he really thought it was just friendly things!! He doesn’t have a lot of friends alright??

so next time he is just straight up, blunt with you

will go up to you, first thing in the morning and just ?? CONFESS ?? RIGHT THEN AND THERE??

“Y/N. I like you.”

everybody just stares at him because did this dude really just say this in front of everybody with no SHAME?

in conclusion, babie is just so oblivious yet so blunt when it comes to feelings—

Bakugo Katsuki:

oh my GOD

hes so stupid and mean lets just say that

you know how everyone say little kids bully the kids they like

THAT’S HOW HE IS.

i am so sorry but this man, he will fucking tease and bully you all the time

like its not as mean as he can be at least?

he just really doesn’t like the racing heart or butterflies in his tummy

but he also does?

when youre not looking he will be staring at you thinking

MAYBE IF I STARE AT HER A LOT ILL FIND HER UGLY AND STOP MY FEELINGS

spoiler alert, it doesn’t. it just worsens it

he cant help that youre so gorgeous?? That’s all that hes thinking about, even though he cant help it

will call you nicknames and phrases that show he likes you, but also its so fucking teasing too

“what the fuck? You just gonna sit there and look pretty, princess, huh?”

“its almost cute how fucking stupid you are”

“what? You want me to protect you? FINE since youre so USELESS I GUESS I will FORCE myself to protect you UGH”

his friends are just CACKLING AND MOCKING HIM FOR IT

denki: ooh~ kiss me princess ~

kirishima: oh y/n~ youre so pretty~

eventually due to the abuse of his so called friends he goes up to you looking all mad, glaring at you and shit

“hey dumbass. I fucking like you, got it?”

in conclusion, hes an ass but hes ur ass <3

 Midoriya Izuku:

the most self aware at least

like he knows that he has a crush on you and hes so embarrassed by it

this poor boy is just a whole stuttering, flustered, shy mess around you

but hes trying his hardest yknow?

he’ll go out of his to do things for you and just want to be with you all the time even if he embarrasses himself the entire time he’s with you

his entire friend group knows and they try to give him advice, really they do

uraraka: Make your confession big!! Get her flowers and get her a letter! Go all out

iida: Be a gentleman! Hold things for her and impress her!

tsuyu: Buy a small toy with your feelings on it and give it to her!

todoroki:…just tell her? Midoriya would you like to use my father’s credit card to get her something?

DEKU DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

his friends seem to be way more experienced at this and he’s just having a crisis

has a whole notebook just dedicated to you, sorry I don’t make the rules

he takes notes on what you’ve told him

your favorite food? Fav movie? Fav color? Your birthday? Everything about you is just in this notebook, he wants to use this information for when he confess to you tbh

and LISTEN

listen, this boy just wants to be your hero okay? Like you know how he is with his crazy imagination and stuff

during class he’ll just imagine you and him holdin hands, calling each other petnames, being all cute and shit

and that’s when his confession happens

“Midoriya. Answer this, you seem to not be paying attention” says aizawa

THIS BOY

HE’LL ACCIDENTALLY JUST BURST OUT HIS CRUSH ON YOU BECAUSE HES NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION??

“Y/N I LIKE YOU A LOT”

the entire class just bursts out laughing, especially bakugo whos fucking CACKLING like a maniac since god, deku is so dumb HAH

aizawa just sighs and says to pay attention instead of confessing, to deal with it after class, not in the middle of it

in conclusion, hes so cute he’s trying his best just for you <3