#all jokes aside though

[the-girl-down-the-street]

sorry guys wdym kelly is pregnant and max is gonna be a dad?? and i found out on tumblr?? HUH??

[lobsterwizard]

Say, if hypothetically, a Not!Them of someone got confused and went to go impersonate someone at the wrong workplace, it accidentally got married and eventually had a child. Would the child be an avatar of the stranger?

[what-state-is-cheese]

Just watched The Sixth Sense for the first time and was definetely not prepared for that particular rollercoaster of emotions

[lightbluesleeper]

*crawls towards u soaked in blood hanging onto ur ankle* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED ROXIE RICHER SO BADDDD

[thesingingrevolution]

watched nct videos with a man and i felt something

[wh1spic]

I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!

[dragonboything]

And so is Ian!!! Hi Ian!!! :]

What do you mean Bi people aren't part of the lesbian community, they're literally right there?

[lucabyte]

sorry loop if this looks gay to the viewers

[royalarchivist]

A 100% accurate representation* of what would've happened if Cellbit had recruited the rest of the Favela 5 to help him infiltrate the Federation to save Felps.

(Inspired by this post)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.

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[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

I know I am like the LAST person to talk about this I am SO LATE BUT LIKE!!

LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIIIMMM

[ragdolls-and-such]

It's always really funny to me when I see people draw Arthur Dent really fashion forward. In my mind he doesn't know there's any other clothes besides sweaters. And he feared it was "too bold a choice" to start wearing collared shirts under those sweaters

[duriens]

hear me out. Daniel publishes his book - vampires all over the country want to take both him and louis out - Armand (fresh from his divorce with Louis) sweeps in and starts sticking to Daniel like a leech with the excuse that Daniel is in danger and he feels partly responsible (also he lost the object of his obsession desire and he feels lost, purposeless, who is his God now? which God should Amadeo love now?) so he starts acting as sort of a bodyguard ('chase' part of the book); Daniel is annoyed and worried and ill but also can't really have a voice in the matter cause Armand decided for him (Armand takes care of him even when he doesn't or can't) so when rockstar lestat decides to publish a book he goes to the same man who's already published one about vampires and demands for his truth to be heard (yes it becomes a biography and not an autobiography) ((yes it is STILL an interview with a vampire)) (((yes Daniel has once again an important role in psycholanalyzing and humbling these vampires))) and Armand is ofc very much there cause no way he'd leave his fascinating, ill boy alone with Lestat, he needs to take care of him (and once again overseer lestat's version and make sure he doesn't humiliate him utterly, dear God)

also at some point Louis is there cause, it's a reunion, man. at some other point the vampire Sam shows up

[psalmsofpsychosis]

not gonna lie homos and homies, there's something incredibly, incredibly depressing about Batmanverse and the concept of Batjokes in particular, and it's not the murder murder stab stab death plots.

It's the collective unmentioned canon agreement around these characters never being able to escape the confinements of their narrative.

they get pushed to the very edges of their predefined thresholds, they toe the lines of their stories, they poke it and probe it and sometimes even flirt with the possibility of crossing the bounds of their narratives, but they never break throught the structure. they never go over the line, always sorta of wiggling in place; batjokes in particular is the most enticing and intriguing stagnant 85+ years story i have ever seen.

There are unspoken rules around who Batman is, what he will and will not do, and those rules are rarely questioned, if ever. No matter what he does, he cannot be in love with a man, and he cannot ever love Joker in particular. He cannot experience mental and emotional peace. he cannot kill and he cannot show sincere emotional vulnurability, he cannot experience his love in an open and unashamed way. His narrative thresholds confine him to a socially sanctioned image that is meant to be familiar and tangible to the average straight dude, and it's quite frankly exhausting to witness. Whatever happens to Batman's story, he never arrives at physical emotional or mental peace and on a foundational level his tale never changes, not really. You can almost feel it when he constantly bumps into this unspoken narrative rules and stops in his tracks, each and every goddamn time, for 85+ years. It's like a keyed up nutcracker toy soldier bumping into a wall, stumble back two steps, bump into the walls, stumble back two steps, bumpt into the wall,

As someone who loves stories that love to question their own narrative points and break through them and do something different, staring at Batmanverse comics for too long at a time lowkey feels heartbreaking, nothing ever truly changes in this bitch.

[best-fictional-pterosaur]

When you create and run an entire tournament for the past 3 months just to prove your little buddy is the best but the world is a cold cruel unforgiving place

[latenightsundayblues]

Nice try dipshit. I know what you are