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you're single-handedly making me want to watch longlegs just to see what it s about. it s unfortunately not out in cinemas over here yet but the curiosity is killing me
oh my godddd you absolutely should when you get the chance. it's an incredibly silly and ridiculous movie but it's so much fun!
and yeah as you can probably see i'm absolutely very normal about Nicolas Cage's performance in it, ha ha ha! he's so incredibly erotic funny! a very sexy talented man!!!
#all jokes aside though#if you do see it tell me what you think!#and I'll tag posts with spoilers if I can :3#asks
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Just watched The Sixth Sense for the first time and was definetely not prepared for that particular rollercoaster of emotions
#all jokes aside though#it was really well made#which was a nice surprise#though the plot twist was glaringly obvious
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*crawls towards u soaked in blood hanging onto ur ankle* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED ROXIE RICHER SO BADDDD
#spto#oh my GOD#episode 3 altered my brain chemistry#all jokes aside though#spto was not what i was expecting at all#it’s actually insane#prob one of my fav series to come out this year tho#its sooooo good
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watched nct videos with a man and i felt something
#as in we were at dance practice and it came up that nct is my fav group and so he started talking about how he loves kick it choreo#pulled out his phone and we just stood there for a good 15 minutes watching and talking#bruh#my heart 💓#czennie boyfriend is not a want but a need#lol#im so normal these days#look at me happy with boys i know#all jokes aside though#he’s very sweet#and i have no serious feelings for anyone#it was just so cool and genuinely awesome afdhdxggsvs
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ayyyy sorry for going awol a boy asked me out and i short circuited for four days ✌
im kinda busy tomorrow but i have a chill weekend ahead so i should be able to get to drafts and such shortly!! thank y'all sm for your patience you're all saints for putting up w me truly ♡
#♡ ☠ — behind the mask#all jokes aside though#i have had a CRAZY busy week#worked for 12 hours today and like half of them were just mindlessly adding links to documents#so that was fun 🙃
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And so is Ian!!! Hi Ian!!! :]
What do you mean Bi people aren't part of the lesbian community, they're literally right there?
#All jokes aside though#Bi lesbians are super cool and valid and 10000% part of the lesbian community
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sorry loop if this looks gay to the viewers
#[deranged asexual artist voice] i can eroticise nulls in ways your mortal mind cannot begin to comprehend (i pick an appeal point and pray)#sifloop#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#siffrin#lucabyteart#HAVE I DRAWN IN THE SAME ARTSTYLE TWICE YET. GOD. WHY AM I LIKE THIS. WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOE BLOBS? ?#anyway. you guys thought the stupid chest star headcanon from my doodles was going away? nope. call me chekov baybeeee#jokes aside though this is sooooo tame. hope you all like it lol#also . loop body horror feetie pyjamas . my infinitely worse headcanon. there are NO DOGS here actually. SAD!
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A 100% accurate representation* of what would've happened if Cellbit had recruited the rest of the Favela 5 to help him infiltrate the Federation to save Felps.
(Inspired by this post)
#QSMP#Cellbit#Tazercraft#Favela 5#ForeverplayerG#Felps#PacTW#Mikethelink#Favela Five#Pac#Mike#Forever#Walter Bob#Edited#The amount of times Vegas decided to just. Stop doing its primary function while I worked on this is so frustrating. lmao#<- full of rage#Ok but frustrations aside: Yes this is a niche joke but it's VERY funny. To me#And frankly that's all that matters#I'm never doing that many flip trackings again though#The Madagascar movies have such a unique brand of humor that really gets me#I love them#Literally the only OOC part of this video is Cellbit calling Pac and Mike suckups#Tazercraft would NEVER#I kept cooing over cubito Pac while editing this. He's so cute and he's perfect as a little penguin. He's just a little guy!!!#That scene where he's flying away like a balloon is an edit I'm proud of#I think it's very funny how I was so emotional over Pac the other day and then I edited his little cubito getting hit by a car#I know I could've put anyone as the tourist guide but making it be Walter Bob was just so funny to me#Anyways. Do you think I'd get hatecrimed if I put this on the Tazercraft Reddit. I don't use Reddit but everyone complains about theirs#So I thought it might be fun. Idk like I said I don't use Reddit. I haven't decided yet but I am Pondering it#portfolio
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Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#bonus comic#wei wuxian#little apple#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#This bonus comic is for all my fellow little apple lovers#she doesn't show up for quite a while after this so I need to wring out every bit of screen time for her#That's what feminism is about. Equine visibility.#Women need to remain mysterious + unknowable + untethered by rules#Women need to canter across the plains and sleep standing up#Women need to be hand fed apple slices 4 times a day#joking aside I do love the co-chaos of lil apple and wwx#though the new duo dynamic that follows (with LWJ and WWX getting way more time together) its *obviously* iconic#god...to be two cultivation partners following directions from a severed arm...#anyhow. I think this might be one of the jokes that is only funny to me#my realism studies are still in that uncanny/awkward phase but I love the 'detailed version of a very stylized character' visual gag a lot#Taps my blog name again. Don't forget the name on the tin#oh wait lwj should be in this scene too...let's retcon it and say he's bending down to pet his bunnies goodbye
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I know I am like the LAST person to talk about this I am SO LATE BUT LIKE!!
LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIIIMMM
#HE SHOULD N O T BE IN VALDELOBOS HIS GAY ASS SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB !!#jokes aside though I BEYOND adore this picture they’re all SO happy and beautiful and OUGH. re4r I love you so much#sillyposting#photo#luis serra#luis serra navarro#luis sera#luis sera navarro
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green beetle black beetle
#star wars#the original trilogy#boba fett#darth vader#hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely#i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff#i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though#anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies#not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube#i wish i was joking#the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking#anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would#mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too#(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything#when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident#boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good#he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually#those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you#sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil#so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him#i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao#but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff#if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you
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hear me out. Daniel publishes his book - vampires all over the country want to take both him and louis out - Armand (fresh from his divorce with Louis) sweeps in and starts sticking to Daniel like a leech with the excuse that Daniel is in danger and he feels partly responsible (also he lost the object of his obsession desire and he feels lost, purposeless, who is his God now? which God should Amadeo love now?) so he starts acting as sort of a bodyguard ('chase' part of the book); Daniel is annoyed and worried and ill but also can't really have a voice in the matter cause Armand decided for him (Armand takes care of him even when he doesn't or can't) so when rockstar lestat decides to publish a book he goes to the same man who's already published one about vampires and demands for his truth to be heard (yes it becomes a biography and not an autobiography) ((yes it is STILL an interview with a vampire)) (((yes Daniel has once again an important role in psycholanalyzing and humbling these vampires))) and Armand is ofc very much there cause no way he'd leave his fascinating, ill boy alone with Lestat, he needs to take care of him (and once again overseer lestat's version and make sure he doesn't humiliate him utterly, dear God)
also at some point Louis is there cause, it's a reunion, man. at some other point the vampire Sam shows up
#jokes aside I'm very serious about this all#I think having Daniel hear lestat's story is a great way to continue with the original theme of the series which is the interview#and it also lends itself to the narrative that Armand feels the need to stick around to check on Daniel and lestat#not sure how they'd fit real time louis in it though#cause I got the impression 2022 louis doesn't want to get back with lestat 100%#anyway this way lestat's story is another interview.#Daniel is there.#Armand is there.#they can also continue with the devil's minion plot line however they wish#while lestat tells his story#and maybe we'd have tidbits of other books from Armand being there#I think that'd be exciting#anyway!!#interview with the vampire#Anne rice's interview with the vampire#iwtv#Armand#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire Armand#Daniel molloy#p#Louis de point du lac
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not gonna lie homos and homies, there's something incredibly, incredibly depressing about Batmanverse and the concept of Batjokes in particular, and it's not the murder murder stab stab death plots.
It's the collective unmentioned canon agreement around these characters never being able to escape the confinements of their narrative.
they get pushed to the very edges of their predefined thresholds, they toe the lines of their stories, they poke it and probe it and sometimes even flirt with the possibility of crossing the bounds of their narratives, but they never break throught the structure. they never go over the line, always sorta of wiggling in place; batjokes in particular is the most enticing and intriguing stagnant 85+ years story i have ever seen.
There are unspoken rules around who Batman is, what he will and will not do, and those rules are rarely questioned, if ever. No matter what he does, he cannot be in love with a man, and he cannot ever love Joker in particular. He cannot experience mental and emotional peace. he cannot kill and he cannot show sincere emotional vulnurability, he cannot experience his love in an open and unashamed way. His narrative thresholds confine him to a socially sanctioned image that is meant to be familiar and tangible to the average straight dude, and it's quite frankly exhausting to witness. Whatever happens to Batman's story, he never arrives at physical emotional or mental peace and on a foundational level his tale never changes, not really. You can almost feel it when he constantly bumps into this unspoken narrative rules and stops in his tracks, each and every goddamn time, for 85+ years. It's like a keyed up nutcracker toy soldier bumping into a wall, stumble back two steps, bump into the walls, stumble back two steps, bumpt into the wall,
As someone who loves stories that love to question their own narrative points and break through them and do something different, staring at Batmanverse comics for too long at a time lowkey feels heartbreaking, nothing ever truly changes in this bitch.
#i guess what i'm saying is; there a tree in this garden and every season it sheds its leaves and the leaves change color etc etc etc#and when i talk about getting bored of tales told of this tree peeps are like ''but look at all the colors in the leaves! it even sheds the#what more variety would you want?!''#and i'm like. you know there's more to a tree than its fucking leaves right. RIGHT.#you know a tree changed in its entire trunk and branches and root reach and the way it communicates with other trees RIGHT#like. a tree naturally undergoes so many subtly substantial changes during the seasons#and i'm tired of being given colorful leaves and being told that i should be satisfied with the supposed artstyle and plot trinket variety#in Batman stories.#this shit is substantially stagnant *YEET*#jokes aside though; this is why i can only consume a little bit of Batman media at a time before i get bored out of my mind.#every other story is the same thing.#Batman#Batman meta#Batjokes#Batjokes meta
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Nice try dipshit. I know what you are
#you really thought you had me there didnt you. tch.#getting multiple assassination attempts carried out on you for your hoffman favoritism online will do that to ya#all jokes aside though i guess anyone can just call me gabe if they want to lmfao#latenightsundayblues ask tag
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If the anonymous hater can’t put in the effort to hate properly, I can’t put in the effort to take them seriously. /hj
The same question I asked whatever the fuck it's name is.
In fact tell it that it wasn't so hard to answer my question, I'd tell it myself but the bitch seems to have turned it's asks off
OMG, MY FIRST ANON HATE!!!! :D
Anon, let’s dissect your message, yeah?
“It’s” is short for “it is”, which does not properly show possession. You’re looking for “its”. You need a comma after “in fact”. Also, that comma after “question” is not grammatically correct. You’d need to replace it with a conjunction like “and” or a semicolon. You need a comma before “but”. Again, “its”, not “it’s”. Also, you need proper end punctuation. Wrong pronouns, too.
Try harder next time, thanks.
#All jokes aside though#not sure what anon was expecting#did they think I’d side with them or give them a huge reaction?
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I found this and thought you might like it
All very true and correct.
Especially the gay thing.
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