#all jokes aside though

[greyfingers]

you're single-handedly making me want to watch longlegs just to see what it s about. it s unfortunately not out in cinemas over here yet but the curiosity is killing me

oh my godddd you absolutely should when you get the chance. it's an incredibly silly and ridiculous movie but it's so much fun!

and yeah as you can probably see i'm absolutely very normal about Nicolas Cage's performance in it, ha ha ha! he's so incredibly erotic funny! a very sexy talented man!!!

[lightbluesleeper]

*crawls towards u soaked in blood hanging onto ur ankle* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED ROXIE RICHER SO BADDDD

[thesingingrevolution]

watched nct videos with a man and i felt something

[betterthanbatman1]

Me heartbroken over Keven Conroy.

The fucking pikachu man here to terrorize me yet again:

[chaos--mode]

ayyyy sorry for going awol a boy asked me out and i short circuited for four days ✌

im kinda busy tomorrow but i have a chill weekend ahead so i should be able to get to drafts and such shortly!! thank y'all sm for your patience you're all saints for putting up w me truly ♡

[lucabyte]

sorry loop if this looks gay to the viewers

[royalarchivist]

A 100% accurate representation* of what would've happened if Cellbit had recruited the rest of the Favela 5 to help him infiltrate the Federation to save Felps.

(Inspired by this post)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.

[First] Prev <--> Next

[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

I know I am like the LAST person to talk about this I am SO LATE BUT LIKE!!

LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIIIMMM

[duriens]

hear me out. Daniel publishes his book - vampires all over the country want to take both him and louis out - Armand (fresh from his divorce with Louis) sweeps in and starts sticking to Daniel like a leech with the excuse that Daniel is in danger and he feels partly responsible (also he lost the object of his obsession desire and he feels lost, purposeless, who is his God now? which God should Amadeo love now?) so he starts acting as sort of a bodyguard ('chase' part of the book); Daniel is annoyed and worried and ill but also can't really have a voice in the matter cause Armand decided for him (Armand takes care of him even when he doesn't or can't) so when rockstar lestat decides to publish a book he goes to the same man who's already published one about vampires and demands for his truth to be heard (yes it becomes a biography and not an autobiography) ((yes it is STILL an interview with a vampire)) (((yes Daniel has once again an important role in psycholanalyzing and humbling these vampires))) and Armand is ofc very much there cause no way he'd leave his fascinating, ill boy alone with Lestat, he needs to take care of him (and once again overseer lestat's version and make sure he doesn't humiliate him utterly, dear God)

also at some point Louis is there cause, it's a reunion, man. at some other point the vampire Sam shows up

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[psalmsofpsychosis]

not gonna lie homos and homies, there's something incredibly, incredibly depressing about Batmanverse and the concept of Batjokes in particular, and it's not the murder murder stab stab death plots.

It's the collective unmentioned canon agreement around these characters never being able to escape the confinements of their narrative.

they get pushed to the very edges of their predefined thresholds, they toe the lines of their stories, they poke it and probe it and sometimes even flirt with the possibility of crossing the bounds of their narratives, but they never break throught the structure. they never go over the line, always sorta of wiggling in place; batjokes in particular is the most enticing and intriguing stagnant 85+ years story i have ever seen.

There are unspoken rules around who Batman is, what he will and will not do, and those rules are rarely questioned, if ever. No matter what he does, he cannot be in love with a man, and he cannot ever love Joker in particular. He cannot experience mental and emotional peace. he cannot kill and he cannot show sincere emotional vulnurability, he cannot experience his love in an open and unashamed way. His narrative thresholds confine him to a socially sanctioned image that is meant to be familiar and tangible to the average straight dude, and it's quite frankly exhausting to witness. Whatever happens to Batman's story, he never arrives at physical emotional or mental peace and on a foundational level his tale never changes, not really. You can almost feel it when he constantly bumps into this unspoken narrative rules and stops in his tracks, each and every goddamn time, for 85+ years. It's like a keyed up nutcracker toy soldier bumping into a wall, stumble back two steps, bump into the walls, stumble back two steps, bumpt into the wall,

As someone who loves stories that love to question their own narrative points and break through them and do something different, staring at Batmanverse comics for too long at a time lowkey feels heartbreaking, nothing ever truly changes in this bitch.

[latenightsundayblues]

Nice try dipshit. I know what you are

[rampantram]

I found this and thought you might like it

All very true and correct.

Especially the gay thing.

[mikaelsrose]

"audrey drools over every li even in inappropriate situations" okay have you considered that they have divine rizz and she is, after all, just a girl?

[mythtiide]

guysss stop staring lovingly into eachothers eyes we have a facility to run omg guyssssssssssss