duriens
unromanceable npc
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duria, 31, ttrpgs/books/tv shows/vgames. currently waiting to reincarnate as a cat
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duriens · 10 hours ago
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He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf…
One of the little pieces I did for the awesome @solaszine . Thank you again for letting me be a part of it! 
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duriens · 10 hours ago
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"If the gods become mortal, there will inevitably be at least 20 random dudes claiming to be the mortal incarnation of the Dawnfather at any given time." Yes. And one of them will be Asmodeus.
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duriens · 7 days ago
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Still Can...
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duriens · 7 days ago
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duriens · 8 days ago
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I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable
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duriens · 11 days ago
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This is his whole character
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duriens · 11 days ago
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duriens · 13 days ago
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predathos Mouth perfec t size for put god in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put god in Predatthos Mouth. Put Baby In Predathos Mouth. no problems ever in predathhos mouth because good Shape and Support for god neck weak of big baby head. Agodeater Mouth yes a place for a god put god in predathos mouth can trust predathos for giveing good love to god. friend predathos
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duriens · 13 days ago
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Bells Hells: *spends the entire campaign seeking context/advice and debating amongst themselves in an earnest effort to navigate a profoundly difficult cosmic trolley problem, where committing to one side or the other necessarily involves consigning some portion of the global populace to mass suffering and/or destruction, and where refusal to choose will inevitably lead to someone else with potentially fewer moral qualms beating them to it*
Every other dipshit in the cr tag: ugh why the fuck are these morons still debating this, clearly the correct choice is to let all the [insert whichever in-universe demographic they feel the most antipathy toward] die
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duriens · 13 days ago
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Ludinus: *long eloquent monologuing he definitely rehearsed*
Bell's Hells: Yo mama
Ludinus: You don't say shit about my mama!
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duriens · 13 days ago
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what if i was an eldritch abomination…and you were my cosmic horror of a wife???
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duriens · 13 days ago
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my guy, the point of your family being collateral damage for the gods really isn’t as strong as you think it is when you’re talking to a guy whose family was collateral damage for your cause
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duriens · 13 days ago
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whenever ludinus is on the floor matt mercer is spiritually doing this
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duriens · 13 days ago
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There is now a GoFundMe for Producer Kyle, who lost his home in the LA fires. This is the official one, organized by production head Vinnie Singh
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duriens · 17 days ago
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the red spotlight on the center of the table is an incredible set choice because it results in things like Asmodeus reaching out his manipulative hand to Braius and it glowing red
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duriens · 17 days ago
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Update: Essek Thelyss is still kissing his boyfriend.
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duriens · 17 days ago
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"I thought I could do it. And the world will remember me as its greatest villain. [...] I'm a fool. And I brought ruin to the world. Hope that you are forgotten." —Vespin Chloras
ohh bells hells. what have you done.....
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