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[dimpletheheck]

I know you want to.

Me as a silly lil creature (mentally unwell)

[moodywyrm]

thinking abt abby wearing those slutty muscle tees around the house just to make you drool and ogle her all day 😵‍💫

wrote one section of the essay so brain break is abby <3

at first she doesn't even realize what she's doing, she just knows that it's hot as shit in California and she physically can't make herself wear a full shirt or a bra. also in my head she's a California girl bc me too baby cmere smooch smooch.

so she walks around ur guys' apartment in nothing but a slutty muscle tee n boxers bc who fucking needs pants am I right? n ur chilling at the kitchen table, working, when she walks past u into the kitchen n starts grabbing shit from the top shelves. the movement of her arms causes the gap in the sleeve to move with her, showing off her tummy n the barest sliver of side titty, n she is one move away from a nip slip when u look up at her.

literally ur about to take a sip from the coffee she made u n u almost choke on it, eyes locked onto her torso because that your girl?? she's so fucking hot??? please??? and obviously that get's her attention so she drops her arm n runs over to u, but when she drops her arm the fabric of her shirt loosens enough to see into it and oh my god her titties. so u cough again, trying not to die bc u would really like more time with ur girl rn but Jesus fuck man. she comes over, hitting ur back to try n stop the choking, n by the time u calm down she's like?? wtf???

n u just look at her, trying to compose urself like ,,,, is that a new shirt? n she just gawks at u for a sec like. are u kidding me. u almost died bc of the shirt. n ur like ,,,, yeah,,,,, what of it ,,,,

she just lets out a really heavy sigh n leans over to press a kiss to u forehead, but when she does that she feels ur grubby lil hand slide up her tummy while the other pulls her shirt to the side, both hands groping her titties as u tilt ur head up to kiss her. she lets u, enjoying the kiss with her very much alive and clearly needy girlfriend, before pulling away n looking at u like ,,, if u wanted to fuck u could've just said so.

literally doesn't get another word in bc oops ur closing ur laptop n leading her to the bedroom, ready to eat her out while she wears the sluttiest shirt she could have worn <3

that was longer than intended I have to go write about history bye <3

[princess-leaorgana]

What Tieflings Do Chpt. 3

Summary: After the takedown of The Absolute, Zelphie finds her city in need of more help and her home destroyed. She won't stop helping, but who can help her?

Rolan x Tav (Zelphie; ~30y.o AFAB, Sorcerer, Tiefling, not really described physically on purpose <3)

M/F

Author's Note: I fucking love tielfings. Along with this being a budding romance/smut/fluff/word vomit fanfiction, it's also my case study in DnD 5e tieflings, how they act, what sets them apart from humans and devils and elves. That being said, I have a few artistic liberties in here as well where I couldn't find a straight answer, if you'll amuse me.

Warnings - Spoilers for Baldur's Gate 3, alcohol consumption. This bad Larry is another fluff. Don't worry! Also, if you catch the easter egg in this one I'll give you one lil forehead smooch.

Chapter One Chapter Two

One tenday spent in the luxurious wizard’s tower in Baldur’s Gate. The shop was still a little chaotic, but it was open for business and Rolan was hiring out for help. He had Cal and Lia and Zelphie, of course, but Cal and Lia and Zelphie were not learned spellcasters. Zelphie had the best understanding of the Weave, but she couldn’t understand conjuring the Weave manually. Rolan would attempt to spend time with her, teaching her how to read scrolls and tomes, but she was absolutely useless. And during their private lessons, Zelphie was usually very distracted with her strongly budding feelings for her teacher. That absolutely destroyed her concentration. Nothing had yet happened down that road, and it had almost been too long for Zelphie to feel comfortable bringing it up. She left the siblings that day to head out into the city. She had a few things to sell and was in the market for a redecoration for her room. Larroakan’s taste was high class but cold and dark. The room was beautiful, but it needed more love. She hadn’t done anything about it until then as she still had a gnawing feeling in the back of her mind that she wasn’t to stay with the siblings. She would get an occupation of her own and allow the family to be one again. It didn’t seem like that was going to happen. Lia would scold her if she ever brought it up.

Old potions and elixirs and small trinkets she had picked up on the road were sold quickly for decent coin. Anything she had that was impressive she donated to Sorcerer’s Sundries to either use or sell. Rolan fought with her on that, but she insisted it being a complimentary rent for now. Rolan still fought with her. 

The streets were still a mess, but a livable one. People were back to life a little. It wasn’t normal, but it wasn’t apocalyptic. After a decent amount of shopping and many compliments from people who recognized her on the street, she headed for some lunch. She hadn’t seen any of the other tieflings since the battle, and she was very ready to see some happy and familiar faces. Lakrissa, an absolute menace of a thief, had gotten a job at The Elfsong Tavern, the nicest spot in the whole city for a pint and relaxation. Zelphie was very excited to see if her friend was there today, and if she had time for a drink. Walking past two hired hands at the entrance, she was met with the most people she had seen at the tavern. Good, she didn’t want any more compliments, she just wanted to be a normal patron. As she made her way to the bar, to order from the barkeeper, Alan, Zelphie stopped as she heard her name shouted.

‘Zelphie! The beautiful hellspawn who saved Baldur’s Gate!’ Lakrissa, the little shit. Zelphie’s nose scrunched as attention in the tavern fell on her. She turned her head to see Lakrissa sitting on a patron’s lap of all places and she was looking right at her, her arm raised in the air. Zelphie got a cheer and shook her head, staring at Lakrissa. ‘The person who buys our hero her first round wins also buying a round for me!’ She announced to roaring laughter. Lakrissa hopped off her perch and walked over to Zelphie. ‘There you are, hero,’ she said and Zelphie sighed.

‘Here I am, thank you for the announcement, pity, you used to be my favorite,’ she said and took an empty seat at the bar. Lakrissa laughed at her. Alan walked over with a glass full of ice and an amber liquid. ‘Hello Alan,’ she greeted the bartender and she gave her a charming smile.

‘Where’ve you been then? I need you to find me that Minsc fellow. Rented a room here after you all left and started fighting for coin in there. He owes me,’ he said and Zelphie laughed.

‘I wish I could say I bear responsibility for Minsc, but I’ll do my best to settle his debt,’ she said and smirked.

‘So, how IS your favorite, hm? Heard you got a room at the wizard’s tower,’ Lakrissa said, sitting next to Zelphie. Zelphie turned back to Lakrissa.

‘I got very lucky, Lia caught me while I was wandering the streets like a tom cat. I could barely stand. My place was absolutely decimated, I’m surprised the tavern is still around,’ she said and took a sip of her drink. Rum. She hissed and looked up at Alan. ‘It’s barely after breakfast,’ she said and Alan just grinned.

‘You are very welcome,’ he said and walked off to help another patron.

‘Come on, tell me, tell me,’ Lakrissa said and shook Zelphie’s leg. She took another sip and laughed.

‘What is there to tell? It’s not like before I wasn’t constantly on the move. I have a big beautiful comfortable bed to sleep in with a roof over my head. I get fed three times a day AND I’m bathing every day. I am living the high life,’ she said and Lakrissa shook her head.

‘Yes, that big beautiful bed, whose is it?’ She asked, leaning in. Zelphie leaned in with her, smirking.

‘Mine,’ she answered and Larkissa scoffed.

‘Either you’re a tease or Cal is a liar,’ she said, straightening up. Zelphie knew what Lakrissa was getting at, if involved Cal. Although nothing had really happened between her and Rolan and she would have liked for something to have happened, Cal was not being subtle at home about trying to get the two closer. She would have loved to be closer to Rolan, of course she would have, but she wouldn’t allow her new home to be ruined by those feelings. She would rather have good friends than anything.

‘Cal is a liar, but who said I’m not a tease?’ Zelphie said and Lakrissa laughed.

‘Oh, there she is. Gods I’m glad you are alright,’ she said and Zelphie smiled at her.

‘The feeling mutual,’ she said softly. The rum was getting to her quicker than she would have liked. ‘How is Alfira?’ She asked and Lakrissa smiled.

‘She’s perfectly fine, a little set back with her big plans, what with the total destruction of the city, your fault,’ she said and Zelphie nodded and laughed.

The two caught up and Zelphie was given a second drink and was quickly feeling silly. Lakrissa was forced to end her little break and Zelphie left the tavern, hungry and drunk. She walked very slowly back to the tower. On her way back, a little gray kitten began to follow her home. Zelphie swayed when she knelt down to pick up the little sweet thing. 

‘Oh hello you little fella,’ she said and lifted the kitten in her arms. ‘You must be starving, come let’s fill that belly of yours,’ she said, deciding in her drunken state that she would adopt this little kitten. It clung to her with its little claws and Zelphie cooed down at it. ‘Oh aren’t you sweet?’ She said and rubbed the kitten’s chin. She continued to walk to Sorcerer’s Sundries and she moved out of the way of a very upset looking half-orc. She stumbled into the shop happily, her eyes and all attention still on the kitten. 

‘There you are, I almost sent a search party out for you,’ Rolan called from the counter and walked over to her happily.

‘Look what I found Rolan!’ She cried happily and held the kitten up. Rolan’s happy face turned to concern as he looked at the little kitten in Zelphie’s hand. ‘He followed me home, isn’t he sweet?’ She asked and Rolan sighed at her, giving the sweet little kitten a pet.

‘Have you been drinking?’ He asked her, not ready to entertain the topic of the kitten until he squared away why her eyes were so sleepy looking and why she was swaying a little.

‘Yes, Lakrissa made me, but I guess she didn’t really because I did it anyway,’ she said with a snicker. ‘Only two rum drinks, but you know me, cheap date,’ she said and giggled and Rolan smirked a little.

‘I don’t know that about you, in fact,’ he said and she giggled.

‘Yes, because you’ve never taken me on a date,’ she said and poked him in the chest. She was plastered.

‘Alright, alright, up to bed with you, come now,’ he said, escorting her upstairs.

‘I said I was a cheap date, not an easy one,’ she said and barked out a laugh. She leaned on Rolan and held the little kitten close to her. Rolan burned red, but would ignore her. He wrapped an arm around her to keep her upright. She was loving that sensation. She was aware that she was drunk, and as obnoxious as she was, she wouldn’t make him angry. ‘Is it okay that I have a kitten? A little familiar? I can’t have a real one you see, I didn’t go to school,’ she rambled.

‘You’re fine, I’m sure with everything you’ve accomplished a cute kitten wouldn’t be much of a leap in responsibilities.’ He said and Zelphie giggled.

‘You do think he’s cute? Oh good. I always knew you were a cat person. All good people love cats. The real good ones, because dogs are all lovely and good but dogs love you unconditionally. Cats, cats are as smart as people and are choosy, so I say anyone who can get along with a cat is a good person,’ she rambled on and hiccuped. She felt his thumb rub her arm and the warmth and comfort of his touch led her tail to curl around his.

‘Yes, I do think he’s cute,’ Rolan said simply. Zelphie's attention went back to the kitten, who was very happy to be held. Zelphie scratched the little one under his chin. He was a perfectly gray cat with a small tuft of white on his chest. He was going to need a bath.

‘We are going to get you all cleaned up my little one, and we’ll feed your hungry little belly,’ she cooed and stroked the top of the kitten’s head. ‘How has the shop been today, and who was that lady who was leaving the shop so angry when I came in?’ She asked Rolan.

‘Oh, I’m very glad you’ve been off today, the amount of disappointing interviews I’ve had today…’ he said, tutting. He was much more comfortable talking about this sort of thing, others bothering him. ‘The last one, she claimed to be a cleric of Helm. More like a Paladin of Cyric the way she bumbled about. She couldn’t even bring a desert plant back to life. I’m not looking for a prodigy, but if your god doesn’t give you gifts, there is nothing I can do for you,’ he said and chuckled. Zelphie shook her head, Rolan was lying. He would only want the best in his shop. Perfection at the bare minimum. ‘We did find a budding wizard. She’s a bit under motivated, but I’m sure with my teachings she will flourish in no time,’ he told her and Zelphie put on a little pout.

‘Ah, so our lessons are all over? You’ve given up on me?’ She asked him and he looked down at her and laughed at her silly face.

‘Not even a little. I’m going to get you to master prestidigitation one of these days, I promise,’ he told her and she smiled. She hummed and looked back down at the kitten.

‘I’m jealous of your new apprentice, you’re a wonderful teacher,’ she said and Rolan sighed down at her.

‘Oh, do not be jealous. If she doesn’t perform, she’s out. You on the other hand, I’m too stubborn to let you quit,’ he told her and she smiled to herself. Was she jealous of this person she’d never met? A little. Would she keep up whining at Rolan? No. Did she want to? Yes. The pair got to Zelphie’s bedroom and Zelphie walked in, placing the little kitten on her bed.

‘Now, that’s nicer than the streets, isn’t it?’ She asked the little kitten.

‘Did you want help with him? He certainly needs a bath, I’m not even a fan of him being on the bed,’ Rolan said and scooped the kitten back up. Rolan did like cats, which was great for him; the streets of Baldur’s Gate were littered with them. The kitten took to him quickly, purring and rubbed his face hard against Rolan’s hand. Zelphie giggled and removed her bag and outer jacket.

‘I would love some help. And it looks like he loves you Rolan,’ she said and walked over to the pair. ‘Did you have cats growing up?’ She asked and Rolan nodded.

‘Yes, a lot of cats. Mother spoiled me a lot. She called me sensitive. I used to hate it when she referred to me like that. Like I was weak, but I know now what she meant by it,’ he said, still enjoying petting the kitten. ‘She meant that I was sensitive to others. Those smaller or weaker than myself. When someone needed my help,’ he continued and Zelphie’s smile grew.

‘Like me,’ she said softly and Rolan nodded.

‘Yes, you have the exact same instinct as me. You understand people who need help,’ he said and Zelphie shook her head.

‘No, no, I mean, I’m one of those people who needed your help and you gave it so freely,’ she said and walked closer, reaching out to pet the kitten. Rolan looked down at her and raised an eyebrow.

‘It was a privilege to help you, Zelphie. I finally had a way to pay you back for everything you have done for me. And my family,’ he told her honestly. She looked up at him and chewed on her bottom lip a little.

‘And when will this help run out?’ She asked him softly and he raised his eyebrows.

‘I don’t know…’ he whispered after a moment. ‘But when it does, I ask you to help me out once more by continuing to stay here. Because you being here, it’s more…a selfish want than a payback,’ he admitted and Zelphie’s eyes grew. There was another little silent moment and then Rolan looked back down at the kitten. ‘So,’ he cleared his throat and Zelphie’s eyes fluttered a little. She had been lost, sweet words from Rolan and two glasses of straight rum were an easy recipe for a mindless Zelphie. ‘Shall we start with his bath in the sink? You can’t get their ears wet, I think we’ll have better control of that in the sink than the bath,’ he told her and she sobered a little and nodded.

‘Oh, yes, yes, that’s a good idea,’ she said and the two walked to the bathroom together. She turned in the tap and walked to her bath for soap to use on the poor little kitten. She grabbed two towels as well, one for the inevitable mess and the other for the kitten. Rolan tested the water and held the kitten under the water, holding his scruff. The kitten immediately wiggled and cried. ‘Oh, no no, it’s okay, it’s okay little one, you’ll feel so much better,’ Zelphie cooed and helped get the kitten wet quickly and lathered up some soap. Rolan used his free hand to stop the kitten from swatting Zelphie. He was getting a few cuts, but was about as stubborn as the kitten was. The bath was very quick. The vermin and dirt and whatever else was in the little guy was removed and Zelphie scooped him into a towel, wrapping him tight. He kept crying. ‘Now now now, this is better, hm? Nice and warm, oh lucky you,’ she said and walked out of the bathroom, cradling the cat. ‘You can watch me take a bath later, you’ll see it’s not so bad,’ she continued to talk and Rolan walked out with her. ‘Thank you so much for helping. That would have been a fiasco if I had tried it alone,’ she said and Rolan grinned.

‘You did most of the hard work,’ he said and she shook her head.

‘Let me see your hand, cat scratches are awful things,’ she said and he gave her his hand with a little hesitation. She reached out and lifted his hand up, closing her eyes. ‘Te Curo,’ she whispered easily and with a cool blue flash of light, the scratches were gone from his hand as was the growing itching sensation he was getting from the cuts.

‘Well, thank you,’ he said softly and Zelphie smiled up at him.

The pair helped the kitten get as dry as possible and Rolan led Zelphie to the sitting room so the kitten could be in front of a fireplace. Zelphie began a fire as Rolan sat on the floor and let the kitten out of his towel wrapping. The kitten took his freedom happily and shook his body of water and took to licking the rest off.

‘I’m glad it’s still light out, he’ll be dry in no time,’ Zelphie said and sat down next to Rolan.

‘He’s a lucky little thing, finding you of all people,’ he said and looked down at Zelphie who smiled. She felt her own tail curl up happily. She scooted closer to Rolan and with all the liquid courage she had left in her system, she leaned against him gently and looked over at the kitten, who was fervently grooming himself. Rolan froze a little, the feeling of her body against his. She had leaned on him earlier because she was drunk. She was still drunk, wasn’t she? ‘H-how are you feeling?’ He asked her softly and she smiled.

‘I’m perfect,’ she said, meaning it. Was there a little rum floating in her head? A little. Enough to be a little sleepy and a little bold. But not enough to ruin her senses. The screams of a kitten in a bath had sobered her up considerably. But besides that, she was sitting in front of a fire, very close to a person she trusted and adored. Watching a kitten groom himself. She had no complaints. There was another moment of silence before Rolan’s arm coiled around her waist, holding her a little closer. Zelphie’s heart did flips in her chest and her tail found his quickly. She felt Rolan’s lips in her temple before he spoke.

‘Yes you are,’ he whispered and Zelphie felt the warm rush again. This time, she wouldn’t let it hang. She turned her head to look at him properly. He was looking right down at her, his yellow glowing eyes, his strong and sharp features. Zelphie wouldn’t remember who moved first or who moved the most. She just knew that both of them had and the pair kissed. Simple as that. Had it been too soon? Had it taken too long for such a simple, lovely little thing? It didn’t matter, it was happening, and Zelphie felt every spark of electricity in her body zap her skin. She refused to break this kiss. She had been wanting to kiss Rolan for a very long time. She felt his hand on her cheek and then the absence of his lips. He placed his forehead on hers. ‘Was that alright?’ He whispered softly and she nodded, a little speechless. He was more than alright, he was everything. She reached up again, needing to be back in their first kiss. A first kiss for lovers, what a dream. He kissed her back and she gave way to a grateful sigh. She felt his fangs against her lips, she could taste him. Her heart was beating terribly quickly.

‘How long have you been hoping to do that?’ She asked him softly, their foreheads and noses still connected. She was no longer drunk from the rum, but drunk from something else entirely. He grinned and nuzzled down against her.

‘A while…a long while,’ he admitted. She giggled in response. ‘Please tell me you’ve felt the same.’

‘Yes, if only you hadn’t hated me so much,’ she said and he laughed.

‘I did hate you, though, I’ve always been a supporter of the fact that hate and love are not mutually exclusive,’ he told her and her heartbeat quickly. He didn’t mean what he just said, of course. He couldn’t have. Love her? Love her. Not like that, certainly. ‘Because I do, I do love you, I cherish you. And I’m a fool for trying to hide it. I only wanted to make you comfortable around me, I…but everyone is so quick to poke and prod at my feelings for you, I wasn’t very good at hiding them,’ he told her. She felt his thumb rub her cheek gently. She could have melted into a puddle.

‘It shows you have respect for me, but you’ve made me comfortable Rolan. I trust you. I-‘ she said quickly and chewed on her cheek. ‘I love you too.’ She finished and looked into his eyes. He was as close as another person could be. She giggled again and he leaned down to kiss her again. Love. Real, trusting and respecting love. She’d never had that before. Love was more than kisses in front of a fireplace, love was bonding, understanding, trusting, wanting, caring. She would count what she and Rolan shared as love. But like lovers, they had that one more inch of feeling. For did she not love Lia and Cal? Yes. Did she love Jaheira and Gale and Shadowheart and Karlach and Wyll? Yes. Rolan was a different love, with that extra special something that made her stomach flip. He was handsome, he had a velvety low voice. He was commanding and mighty stubborn. Zelphie was attracted to him and it was clear, in the very least, that Rolan was also attracted to her. It was very nice to feel him want her. His hand holding her cheek, the other holding her side, holding her close. Possession. She felt fiery. She was all his. She placed a hand on his thigh and she heard him sigh out. She didn’t want to start anything else, but she did want to touch him.

‘Too, too long. You were right. Wizards are stubborn,’ he said and she laughed. ‘I should have done that ages ago, though…I don’t know if it’s stubbornness or the fear that…I was wrong about how you might have felt about me,’ he continued and Zelphie just kept smiling.

‘I’m glad for your new bravery,’ she whispered softly and Rolan took a minute and spoke again.

‘This isn’t all because you’ve been drinking, is it?’ He asked, clearly nervous about asking that. His voice quivered a bit and he was quick with his words.

‘No, but that’s a very kind question. No, listening to him screaming was enough to sober me up,’ she said and glanced at the kitten, who was still quickly attempting to lick himself dry. She laughed at the sweet sight and looked back at Rolan. ‘Like I said, I’ve been feeling a special way about you for a long while now, Rolan. Since the party, actually, back at our camp…’ she said and Rolan’s eyes widened. She laughed again. ‘Well, you were happy and a little silly, it was a very nice side of you to see,’ she said and Rolan’s smile widened.

‘Well, I can’t blame you then,’ he said playfully, Zelphie laughed lightly. ‘But…silly? Mmmm not my favorite word,’ he said and Zelphie laughed.

‘Then don’t act silly when you’ve had too much wine,’ she told him and he chuckled. ‘But you know, I feel very lucky to see a more relaxed side of you,’ she explained and Rolan nodded.

‘If you see me relaxed it's only because of how you make me feel, my dear,’ he told her and she smirked. My dear. It wasn’t the first time he had called her that. It was very sweet, maybe a little too innocent and careful, but too careful was better than too strong.

‘Now that is the best compliment I think anyone has ever paid me,’ she said and he laughed.

‘I don’t believe you, but I’m going to pretend you’re telling the truth,’ he told her and glanced at the kitten. Still going at himself. Poor little thing. ‘What shall we name him then?’ He asked and Zelphie looked at the kitten.

‘Surely Rolan Junior,’ she said and Rolan barked a laugh.

‘No, gods no, please do not call it that,’ he said and Zelphie hummed a laugh. He looked down at her and shook his head. ‘No, I know that look, I forbid it, both you and the kitten will be street urchins again,’ he told her and she laughed. She leaned over and scooped up the kitten who grumbled a little and went back to his grooming.

‘He is as stubborn as you, it appears,’ she said and Rolan smirked.

‘Hush you,’ he said softly and kissed her temple. She leaned back on him. This was very nice.

‘Ronald,’ she said and he laughed.

‘Please don’t,’ he said, his lips still her hair.

‘Rolanda,’ she added.

‘Zelphie.’

Silence passed between the two of them, Zelphie thinking and enjoying the moment, Rolan’s face buried in her hair. What was he thinking about, she wondered. Was he as happy as she was? She hoped he was, for she was very very happy. She continued to think about a good name for the kitten, no more teasing Rolan. After a moment she gasped.

‘What?’ He asked her, as if she had woken him up.

‘Elminster,’ she said and he laughed loudly and looked down at the kitten.

‘That is the most offensive way to honor Mystra’s chosen,’ he said and she grinned and rubbed the top of the kitten’s head. The poor thing was only concerned with drying himself off. Rolan sat up straighter and held his hands near the kitten, his hands beginning to burn hot. They stayed still together and very quickly the cat dried up. Zelphie looked up at Rolan and smiled.

‘Thank you,’ she said and Rolan smiled.

‘Lajy,’ he said simply. Zelphie blinked at him. Lajy was Infernal, Infernal for love. ‘I used love just then to conjure that heat. We should name him Lajy.’ He used love to dry off the kitten, wizards had to use emotions and memories to call upon The Weave, and Rolan has just used love to burn his hands enough. She smiled up at him, feeling as warm and as comfortable as she could be. She leaned back on him and his grip got tighter on her. He held her while she held the little cat.

‘Lajy,’ she repeated and stroked the kitten’s newly cleaned fur. He felt Rolan leaning against her temple again, their horns clinking a bit. Rolan’s horns were incredibly graceful, almost economical in their shape. They were large, but they swept back and up, out of the way. Zelphie’s were less economical. They went up and out. She found it very difficult to lay on her side at night, and with Rolan so close, she wouldn’t move, as if she did, she might take his eye out. They found a perfect position and the nice peaceful moment was only interrupted by the sound of a hungry belly. Rolan would blame it on Lajy.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Hello, I am back! I'm going on a trip for a bit that starts tomorrow morning, and thought I'd ask what your hcs for the spooky gays would be when they go on trips.

-g

OOOH!!! That's a good one alright first things first

• Vee packs S O many long sleeves even if it's hot (He has like one or two tank tops in his bag resulting in Ree always hoping the hotel they're staying at has a pool)

• Pushing my "Ree is a lover of snacks agenda" by saying he definitely makes sure they are well stocked on them (Vee always has to tell him to not drink a lot of liquids while they're on the road cause they are limited on pit stops Ree of course does not listen)

• They vibe to their roadtrip playlist (They scream Emo lyrics Your Honor)

• When one of them gets too tired to drive they pull over and grab a blanket for the tired driver and have them nap when they swap places (When it's Ree's turn he likes to be a dork and tuck Vee in with the blanket when the Emo has his seat all the way back and gives him a lil forehead smooch before going to the driver's seat)

• When it's leg stretch break time Ree can and will S C R E A M and be dramatic as hell as he's laying on the road (The chaotic man can't sit still for long periods of time and Vee is very much hoping he starts feeling his legs soon cause he does not want people thinking there's a murder going on)

• They have a key chain souvenir collection for every trip they've been on (It's a tradition for them plus J I N G L E)

• They have chaotic Polaroid pics together on trips in their photo scrapbook (There of course are plain wholesome ones too but give Ree a camera and he will keep record of his chaos)

• And finally to not keep this too long everytime they come back to the hotel at night from going out to dinner, store, a place nearby, etc. they like to star gaze and have a good time before going back inside <3

[lil-lass-annie]

okay so by popular demand (and by popular demand i mean my bestie marcie) im writing another one shot!

heres a lil drawing i did for za oneshot

do you know whats more challenging then caring for 3 littles?

caring for 3 attention needing littles.

every minute or so one of augusts boys would try and grab her attention to show her something they were doing or ask her to play with them or watch something with them.

oh and don’t get her started on cuddles. they always wanted cuddles from august or a hug or a kiss and they didn’t want it to be delayed for even a second.

right now august had oliver in her lap giving her cuddles, noah was right next to them playing with some building blocks and sucking on his pacifier.

“mom mom! look look look! i can do a flip! look!” damion shouted to get augusts attention, he then proceeded to flop down onto a big pile of blankets and pillows in front of him before his scurried to get onto his feet quickly.

“wait wait i did it just a second ago! im gonna do a flip mom look!” he flopped onto the pile again before august said softly “you can do it dammy, take your time-“

“mama! can i have kiss?” oliver said shifting in her lap to put his forehead in front of augusts face, she gave him a quick forehead kiss before looking at noah who was tugging on her shorts “mm!” he huffed through his pacifier and pointed at all the blocks he had stacked “wow! did you stack all those sugar? thats so good-“

“mom your not looking! look!” damion yelled and august looked as he summer saluted onto the pile “see see! i did it i did it mom!” august smiled “thats so cool dammy but please be careful, i dont want you to get hurt-“

“mm!” noah was tugging on augusts pants again and she asked “yes sugar? do you need something?” noah pointed at the stack of blocks that now had three more blocks on it “wow sugar thats so tall, i wonder-“

“mama! can i have kiss again?” august sighed and gave him a few more kisses on his forehead and cheeks before damion summer saluted into noahs blocks “mom! i flipped again!”

noah began to tear up and whine as the blocks he worked so hard to stack were now all over the floor, damion got up and saw what he did and all he could do was mutter “oops… sorry noah…”

august scrambled to start comforting noah while damion tried to gather up all the blocks he accidentally scattered “hey noah its okay baby, damions picking them up for you and when hes done mama will help you stack the blocks okay?” this doesn’t help noah at all as he just continues to cry into his paci.

“im sorry noah! i was just trying to show mom my flip!” damion says in guilt before presenting a few blocks to him “here! i can help bring you blocks to stack!”

oliver was trying to help noah a bit by gently patting his hand, noah sniffles as he grabs the block and starts to stack them while damion rushes to retrieve them all.

oliver turns to august and asks “hey mama?” august, being very drained at this point answers “yes buddy?” oliver leans closer and asks “can i have kiss?”

august sighs and grabs his face and peppers kisses all over it, oliver giggles as she does this and it grabs the attention of damion and noah who now also would like some physical affection.

suddenly noah and damion are crowding august asking for kisses but oliver doesn’t want august to stop so he starts asking her to continue kissing his face. they’re all whining and begging august to give them some physical affection before august shouts

“okay! i think its snack time! does anyone want some snacks?”

they all pause and they start getting excited and telling august what they want for lunch as if they completely forgot that they were just badgering her for some smooches.

she gives damion a pb and j sandwich with some gold fish cracker and a hi-c to drink, oliver some sliced fruit and yogert with a sippy cup of apple juice, and for noah a baggie of teddy grahams and a bottle of chocolate milk.

they all sit in front of the tv at the table as they watch bluey and eat their snacks, august sighs as this is some of the only time of peace she gets but she loves all three boys even if they are a constant handful.

the end :3

[the-roo-too]

candy -> oh haewon ver

aka the fluff alphabet

admiration (what does she absolutely adore about you)- the fact that you stick with her through the goofy humour. i feel like she might’ve been worried she’d scare you off with the sarcastic-ish behaviour. every time you laugh along with her at something very haewon, she falls in love with you again

body (what’s her favourite body part of yours)- a thigh girl, she loves to squeeze them. no matter what figure you are, she adores your legs. personal pillows on the occasions she’s laying on you

cuddling (how she likes to cuddle)- she likes every way, but her favourite is just spooning you. she’s the leader and she likes having things in control :( also she can draw cute lil shapes on your tummy or thigh that way

dates (what’s her ideal date)- go dance with her please :(( really her ideal date would be her sitting in the studio, you come in with coffees for the both of you and you letting her teach you some silly dance <3

emotions (how does she express her emotions around you)- haewon 👏 is 👏 open 👏 with 👏 you👏 although her demeanour makes a slight impact on the way you interpret her

family (does she want one)- she already has it all planned out, you will have two sons, both of which will be cats

holding hands (does she like to hold hands)- your hands need to be swinging. it’s a physical need. bonus points if you’re jumping with your steps. but that’s only in your dorm 😭 she won’t ever jump around near her members or the teasing would get higher than her ego

injuries (what would she do if you got hurt)- she kinda stops in her tracks. my girl needs to process what she just saw. if it’s a minor thing she just pats your head 😭 ‘ur fine bby’ and walks away

jokes (does she like to joke around)- she’s naturally funny like 🤭 i don’t think she would go all out and spill some goofy ah jokes, she just relies on her natural charm

kisses (how does she like to kiss you)- anywhere to be honest. she loves kissing you! <33 wonie kisses your forehead, cheeks, nose, hands, etc. if she’s feeling particularly playful she’s give you a smooch and pull away with a loud ‘mwah’

love (what’s her love language)- very aggressive acts of service. you’re sitting and watching stars and she throws a blanket at you (also climbs to hog you under it). you mention you’re thirsty? haewon disappears for ten minutes and comes back with three different drinks that she knows you like and makes you drink them all so you’re not dehydrated

memory (what’s her favourite memory together)- it’s a bit mean, but when you were visiting her once during practice, you tipped over one of the girl’s water bottles. that made her laugh and she brings up the incident every couple weeks, of course only if you don’t mind it

nighttime (how does sleeping with her look like)- haewon is a teddy bear. soft and warm <33 you can cuddle up to her, she can cuddle up to you, she doesn’t really care. as long as you’re both comfy

oddity (what’s a quirky thing about her)- the goofy ah faces she makes. that’s it, i’m not explaining this one 🥲

pet names (what does she like to call you)- honey! because she’s a bear yk. also maybe bee, if you’re shorter than her. she uses love passively-aggressively ‘ma love 👹’

quality time (how does she like to spend time with you)- she would love it if you wanted to dance with her. doesn’t even matter if it’s nmixx’s dances, she just wants to vibe together. but if you learn tank or o.o, haewon is gonna show you off to every living soul in jyp ent

rush (does she rush into things)- haewon? rushing something? nah. unless you say you want to learn her dance or something. she rushes into studio then

secrets (how open is she with you)- my girl physically fights her members if they give you comeback spoilers 😭 other than that, no secrets, you’re both very open. she drops facts from her day randomly so you know everything always

time (how long did it take for her to confess)- she made you confess 😭 in the sense that she was playing around with you, playfully jabbing at you so it looked like ‘you like me, don’t you~?’ ‘what if i do!’ ‘awh, i love you too!’

upset (what’s her reaction when you’re upset)- haewon just hugs you :(( if someone made you upset, their days are counted, but if you’re just having a bad day, she has all the hugs to give you. will probably also send little encouraging messages so you remember she loves you very much <33

visibility (is she afraid of the public opinion)- she will f i g h t and i am deadass serious. if you both come out and there is a single soul saying something bad about you, haewon has got some suspicious team tracking down their ip

warrior (how often do you fight)- haewon is naturally sarcastic so sometimes when you start fighting her over something, at first she might think your joking, especially because you don’t argue often.

x-ray (is she able to read you)- to some extent. as i said before, she sometimes doesn’t get if you’re both being serious or joking around, but she tries the best to always read the room. please give my girl bonus points for the effort :(((

yes (how would she propose to you)- she already proposed to me sorry guys she doesn’t actually make it all that romantic. haewon takes you out on a normal date, you’re in some park watching dogs and stuff. she suddenly says if you’d like to adopt a pet together after you get married and of course you agree because duh. she gets down on her knee and asks if you wanna go adopt a pet right now

zen (what makes her feel calm)- when haewon is stressed, she likes to just feel your presence around. best way if she can wrap her arm around you and just kind of side hug you :((

part of [the fluff series]

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

yeah and like personally as a transmasc I prefer to write nonbinary or male whumpees just because I usually like to relate with that character and if they’re female I tend to get dysphoric— so yknow I get there are a lotta reasons people might not want to read or write female-centric whump (a lot of the community is cis women who may want to distance themselves from the situation/not want to project on the character being hurt, etc). but it feels weird it’s treated like a subgenre or a niche subject just for the gender of the character? like idk it icks me to no end how some people act like it’s immoral or wrong or weird to treat female characters like they would any other character. or that a female character being hurt is in no way comparable to a male character being hurt. not to mention that women inflicting pain or being the ones in pain can be so much fun to read and see and root for! like come on gimme more women covered in blood. give me deranged women and immoral women and obsessive women and pathetic women and women who cry and women who aren’t feminine at all and women with infinite unstoppable rage and women who are evil masterminds and women who get pissed that their favorite skirt got blood on it and women who aren’t afraid to fight dirty and women who will claw their way back from whatever life throws at them. let women be everything and more.

(i just want to clarify anon i said "you" a lot in this but i'm referring to the royal/collective use of you, not like YOU specifically. i love you and i am smooching your cheek)

((edit to clarify again anon i am 100000% also in agreement with you and i didnt mean for this tangent to sound like i was pushing back, thats my bad))

still boggles my mind that people read all of 8 words before deciding i was personally accusing them of burning their fellow women at the stake. like, you don't need to get so aggro trying to defend yourself UM ACTUALLY!!! if it clearly didn't apply to you? (unless i hit a little too close for home that they dont want to admit, methinks...).

Like how did you miss the ENTIRE rest of that post that was very clearly me talking about how much i love women and want more women and here are things i think we should do with women like ahhhhhh!!! women!!!! <3 i don't care if you don't like them!! i do!!!

and i want them to be feral lil fucked up freaks! i want them to be the saddest little meow meow!! she is my wife! she is my mistress! she is my doormat! forehead kisses and a knife in the kidney will be mutually exchanged!! i want them to be in touch with their femininity!! i want them to be upset that they broke a nail while manhandling someone!! i want them to keep a gun strapped to their thigh under a skirt!! i want them to use designer belts as torniquets and the sleeves from their favorite blouse as bandages!! long acrylic nails scratching down whumper's face!! enduring a higher pain tolerance because they've spent years wearing heels and corsets or dealing with menstrual cramps/symptoms!!

you're welcome to keep creating your men and your enby (both of which i still read plenty of) and whatever inbetween whump. but if you do decide on a rare and beautiful occasion to write lady whump.......................... i (me, personally, myself, yours truly) would love it if they were in daisy dukes covered in blood and wielding a tire iron

[2-dsimp]

Yooo, kiss marry kill? Sign me up! I'll even throw in fuck for the fun of it. The Hitman Team Kiss: Danny the Boss Reason: He's a cutie, but I wouldn't want to marry him. The way he practically worships darling would throw me off after a little. But he's cute enough to get the smooch. Marry: Koji the Medic/ Moros the Torturer Reason: 1. I am clumsy. I will fall over air if I'm not careful, and even though he may tease me about it, I think Koji would still be happy to lovingly scold my reckless self whilst patching me up. 2. I like baking, so me and Moros could make cute couple things. Also, I think Moros is adorable because... because. Kill: Idk.. Ossian the Sniper? Reason: I don't really know much about him yet, and he seems like the peeping tom kinda guy. Fuck: Yujin the Hacker Reason: Goofy lil man deserves to be fucked like the goofy lil man he is. The Monster Gang Kiss: Xavier the Poltergeist Reason: I like seeing people flustered because of what I do. This little goober seems like the type to get flustered with a forehead smooch. So he gets 2 forehead kisses. Marry: Rivius the Archdevil. Reason: I'm taller then him. But, he also seems like a very warm(body temp wise) person, and I will cuddle with him and fall asleep. He also seems like I'd have some freedoms with what I do, as long as I remember I chose to marry him. Kill: hhhh No one. Reason: I am a monster fucker through and through. They're all adorable. Fuck: Fredrico the Devilbat. Reason: Man is a silly tall boi. He's cute, but not cute enough for me to marry. He can get it though. The Spin Offs

Kiss: Covu the Photographer. Reason: I hate my photo being taken, so he's crossed off the marry list. But he can get a smooch for attempting <3. Marry: Nokka the Husband. Reason: I can deal with traditional/sexist views cause I grew up with it from the males in my family. Also, he seems like he can attempt to take care of me and my emotional baggage. Kill: Adonis the Hero Reason: I just don't like heroes, even if they're the most despicable human on earth. Sorry my dude. Fuck: Quio the DILF Reason: Man is (sorta) husband material. But I would be a horrible mother for Peina. I would muck up so much, and accidentally ruin her childhood. But I also love Quio's personality, so he can get the fuck spot.

Ooo A fellow monster lover!

I see youuuu ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

[weskie]

*runs towards your asks and goes down like a rock because I ran into the asks sign*

Hii, just wanted to say I fucking love the entirety of your blog, your writing is delicious <33

Hope you get all of the inspiration/motivation/energy to write at the best of moments!

you're a darlin'!!! i saw this lil ask on my way into work today and it cheered me up majorly before all the bullshit began lol. this is genuinely so sweet and i cast infinite forehead smooches upon ye <3

[lothcatthree]

ummmm just want to say that i love my lil community here and everyone that follows this blog, whether to lurk or to like things or a secret third thing :)

tumblr is for the little weirdos (affectionate) to do our little weirdo things and yell about them together and i am smooching you all on the forehead <3

[spawnmade]

Your portrayal is stunning my friend, absolutely on point and so incredibly nuanced. I cannot believe how well you explore all the things that make him who he is whether ascended or not. (holding anoria back tbh, she just wants to smooch his lil forehead) i am totally normal about them, i swear <3

I don't think I've actually written ascended yet! I haven't ascended him but consort astarion with Jax might as well be.

I'm so glad you like him so much! I adore writing with you and I adore Anoria and August.

[alybur635]

more nejinaru brainrot

1-not sure about this headcanon something i randomly saw on another headcanon post but do you think neji would give good massages. Him offering naruto one something like that wonder if he would use his byakugan to see which spots are the most sore idk. Not sure if it works like that i would assume so maybe not.

2-in the process of this fic idea haven't decided which but more leaning towards naruto instead of neji. Naruto taking neji somewhere during the night time where there are lots of fireflies in like a grass/meadowy area. And they just enjoy the night together holding each other (gushing while writing this.)

3-I feel like neji would find forehead kisses intimate or special especially could see naruto kissing his cure mark makes him feel accepted. So i often see neji giving him a smooch too given the chance. Also think he likes touching foreheads with naruto when cuddling or something

4-Don't think neji would be super physically affectionate but i kinda see him being touch starved a little. Like he just likes holding naruto's hand giving him a hug leaning on him caressing him or he just lets naruto bombarded him but is flustered not used to it yet. Running his hands through his hair when he's reading.

thats all i think of for now :3

Hmm, I mean I can see how that could be something that would occur. But I dunno if Naruto would really be able to hold still long enough for smth like that or rlly see Neji wanting to do so? That's just me tho but I can lowk see this.

extends hand gimme the fic NEOW because that sounds like SUCH an idea and very nejinaru!!! Naruto taking Neji to watch fireflies bc him being left to care for himself means surely he knows of all the good relaxing spots (also I'm not immune to firefly scenes, Neji just being,,, enamored by the little fireflies and Naruto internally gushing about how peaceful n pretty his bf looks,,,)

I've drawn a forehead kiss with them once because you CANNOT TELL ME Neji wouldn't find such a thing endearing. You could put SO much meaning into such a gesture, especially considering what the curse mark is supposed to symbolize. And for Naruto to kiss him there?? Pls.

This is literally my vision. Both of them a lil touch starved (partially due to how alone they've been) and Neji being the one to get flustered with PDA but yet,,, cannot (and does not really want to) stop Naruto from just BOMBARDING him with affection. Physical affection is something Neji definitely has to get used to, but internally he does like it, it's very reassuring that he's loved. I do think Neji does get a little better at initiating contact, he for sure does let himself lean on Naruto when they're alone together,,,

[sebsxphia]

hello! hi! i’m sorry my inbox has been so off and on. i turned it back on today, but after everything with the anon i just wanted to switch it off for a moment.

but! i’m feeling a lil’ bit better from my sickness and i’ve got some wonderful asks that i want to write some depraved thots for, so i’m looking forward to getting my fingers stuck in and sharing them with you all 🥹 <3

again, thank you all so much for the love and support. i love you all from the bottom of my heart and i’m sending you all so many big ol’ forehead smooches. mwah! 💗💗

[starrystevie]

last sentence game!

tagged most recently by @thefreakandthehair and @judasofsuburbia

thanks for tagging me even though i haven't been on tumblr dot com in a hot minute. giving you both so many lil consensual forehead smooches muah muah <3 enjoy this sentence from my bigbang with very little context!

“Low blow,” Eddie said as he cut him off, smoke spilling out between his lips like blood from a punctured lung.

tagging with no pressure cause i'm sure you all have already done this but i want to always read what you have going on: @yournowheregirl @legitcookie @sidekick-hero @t-boyeddie @starryeyedjanai @steddieas-shegoes @theheadlessphilosopher @scarcrossdlvrs @steves-strapcollection @vecnuthy @flowercrowngods @stobinesque @patchworkgargoyle @matchingbatbites @riality-check @steddielations @toburnup @cheatghost @infinite-orangepeel @3minsover @infinite-orangepeel

[fabbyf1]

one year ago i slid into your ask box to wax poetic about everything i loved about your writing. your brain continues to amaze me every single day and your writing is one of the most beautiful things in the entire world, but you already know all of that. so instead i’ve decided to make this one 10 of my favorite things about kate 😚

1. your reluctance to fall asleep first. even when we’re on opposite sides of the earth.

2. you always make sure i have something to eat that i like, and never complain when you have to make chicken nuggets twice a day.

3. your dedicated list of bailee foods that you keep stocked in your pantry even though you’ll never touch them just so i have snacks

4. you always drive me around and let me dj (although this may be because of my road rage)

5. you let me smoooooosh into you any given time and never complain when i inevitably fall asleep in the middle of whatever we’re watching

6. you make me full on uncontrollably belly laugh over the silliest little things. we can find a joke in pretty much every situation we’ve ever been in. i never get tired of laughing with you.

7. you listen to me rant and ramble about things you don’t even know or care about but always make me feel seen and heard and understood. you support me even when im wrong and will go to war for me every single time.

8. the way we never shut the fuck up. we talk at each other all day and it’s never boring or never enough. i love getting to share all of my stories and memories and moments with you. they’re my most favorite.

9. the cute lil thing you do where you can’t stand clothes and always want to touch skin. pushing up hoodie sleeves or the arms of my shirt so your hand can rest on my arm or in the small of my back and you never notice you’re doing it until i tell you.

10. the way you love me, unapologetically and unconditionally. you always go out of your way to remind me that i’m loved and cared for. how you mindlessly act or call me when you have something funny to say. how you’ll go places you don’t love with people you don’t like just because. how you always make sure i love you is the last thing i hear at night before i go to sleep. through forehead kisses and nose boops and scrunches and smoooshes and smooches.

happy one year of me flirting in your inbox, lover girl. loving you is my most favorite thing in the world. lucky me that i get to keep doing it and unlucky for you asks box that i never shut the fuck up!

can’t wait to come home to you, my silly goose girl. ���😚🪿☀️🤓😇🦖🥦

oh we're crying today!!!!!! 🥺 wow baby okay.

i always thought your ask a year ago would be the best ask i ever received, but this is so much better. i love you. a million times over. i would happily lay down in the mud so that you wouldn't have to get your birks dirty. i would eat dino nuggets and mac and cheese for every single meal even though i really wanna add some broccoli to it. i would move 3,000 miles. i would do anything you ever needed as long as it meant i got to keep loving you.

thank you for making me cry on main.

i'm so glad i get to share this life with you.

i love you, i love you, i love you.

(and i love that you're stuck listening to me cry and whine over all the different ways to describe a big dick in an f1 rpf fanfic. you're the real hero behind the fabby ao3 account)

[moldsporr]

FINISHED ACT 3!!! Technically finished last night but I'm scheduling this for the morning

Act 1 reaction here

Act 2 reaction here

Notes I wrote while reading:

“I hope your father keeps you well fed” OH THATS WHY THERE WAS ALL THOSE BAKED GOODS OHHHH

Anyway. How thr fuck did Nanna know this. Did she hoo hoo in life as she does in death

OMG JADE

Is that an onion on ur shirt farmstink

Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants

OMG SHE DID IT I LOVE U JADE

Huh. Her room is. Just her friends interests. And their parents interests. Other than the furry I know that's all her. I know

Guns!!! Yayaya!!!!!! Doesn't Jake like guns too

Oh girl. Yoare so otherkin

She's really otherkin my goodness

PROBLEM SL- oh. Sooth

HEY THAT CUE BALL IS PART OF DOC SCRATCH AINT IT. THATS THE THING. THE TH HAL EQUIUS GAMZEE CALIBORN STUFF.

I do wonder what the magic 8 ball is for. If Jade has a bad feeling about it

Slur count: 4

Huh. Okay she has like… VR??

Slur count: 5 but I think Dave can reclaim this one

DAVE FURSONA YOOOO

What are you talking about tho

Omg they're fucking killing the felts…

Dave oh my god you're losing so bad. But yay bro!!! Yay cal!!! I'm so sorry Dave

john you're getting your ass whooped

Oh hello… Is ur name Sentry. Are you buddies with Vagabond

Oh. He's got mummies in his house

What is that thing

Who thr fuck is this. Who is CG

I'm assuming a troll ??? But whomst…

Slur count: 6

THE CAT

oooo what're you up to sentry…

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF I FELT SO BAD FOR DAVE AND THEN THE. I WARNED YOU BRO!!!!

HOLY SHIT JOHN IS GOING CRAZY

Aww yay he's having fun I think

Woah that place sure is purple!!!!

FUCK YEAH GET THEM DAD

???? Who is this clown watching them

Oh your name Isn't sentry. Hi peregrine medication!!!

Autocorrect that's not their name

PM I love you. I love mail

Yo wait PM you know Jade??? What

WHAT THE

IT EXPLODED

Omg rose horse… I know there's a animation of her with the horses. Like the arquiussprite one.

The fuck is in the teapot

AWWWWWWW THATS SO CUTE

Is that a picture of Jade in godtier. They Know….

HELP she napping

Oh. he's dead. Girl…

PM IS ALIVE!!!!!

Awwww baby rose….

Meow

Da fuck

Dad is… boring…? Lies

Jack's fourth wall : ( it was stolen…

IS THIS BETTY CROCKER!!!!

Put the hat on Jack. Put it on

Womp womp

FRUIT GUSHERS YAAAAAA

Awwww he looks so cute in the suit

THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH

Boy you're so extra

BAHAHAHAH HE JIST WANTED TO DETCH THE BULLET… WHY ARE YOU DANCING W YOUR DEAD GUY…

Oop she napping

OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET ROSE OUT OF THERE

ROBOT?!?!?!?!

Dreambot…

So wait did she already Godtier…

Her room is lesbjan colors I think

Slur count: 7

Twelve… there's twelve Trolls I'm pretty sure

Gamzee Equius Nepeta Karkat Vriska Aradia. Uhh. Tavros. Eridan. Sollux. Uhh… the fish girl… uhhh….

Hi Vodka Mutini

How does John feel about Dave's bro kicking his ass btw. Very casual way of saying it

Oh John : (

VAGABOND IS BACK FUCK YEAH

Gasp… the blue box…

REALSTIC GUN!!! Hi renagade… like the dance

So John's the guy who likes clowns… not his dad…

His dad is so sweet though. he just wants to take care of his son. What has john repressed

OH PROSPIT IVE HEARD THAT!!!

This place sure is yellow

Omg WV has company :3

WV AND PM SHALL MEET!!!!

Take the shot /ref

JOHN!!!! He is also yellow !!!!

Ohhhh he's looking swaggy… Teal is a good color for him

Slur count: 8

WRINKLEFUCKER

NOOOOO DAVE… LIL CAL… THE KATANA… POOR BABY….

Giving him a forehead smooch

OH MY GODD THE JADE SILHOUETTE…

I like this like. “Fuck you timeline let's jump around” type of way thr story is being

Poor Cal….

GA… who are you

“Spread your wings” LIKE WHEN HE BECOMES A BIRD

Hi Dave I love you. I have no idea who you flirted with but you did such a good job you're such a good troll

YAYAY RENAGADE

Yo that box has Jade's dead relative on there…

PM is a girl?? the more u know

BAHAH AR'S A JUDGE… they're making a whole town… mayor, mail carrier, and judge…

INCONCEIVABLE

Butterfly : D

BABY JADE!!!

WHOP

HEY WAIT JACK DONT KILL HIM!!! I LOVE JOHN'S DAD!!!!

Oh my god I love them

That was a cool animation!!!! I have no idea what was going on. But hey I know that song…. Sburbian Jungle…

That sure is a fucked up planet WHAT HOW IS THAT THE END OF ACT 3

Okay so. Does this mean I'm. Halfway done with homestuck. This feels so short. Are the other acts longer