#all consensual but BOY

[maifai]

as if I wasnt already in the middle of writing two fics and have two others planned for the same series, I just drafted up an entire porn w plot mirror!verse fic to also add in like ooooohhhh my god what am I doing

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Reread some of Day of Vengeance for the Captain Marvel content and love my dude

Get his ass Billy

[diapurple]

Fanfiction idea that I’m never going to write.

What if Hughie’s superpower was some kind of shield, which protects him from Homelander. Doesn’t make him super strong, but every time Homelander tries to touch him or laser him or whatever, the shield goes up and nothing happens.

What if that left them in some kind of deadlock, where Homelander can’t kill Hughie and Hughie can still do nothing about Homelander. Maybe Hughie also figures the only way to get to Homelander is trough Ryan. But then he gets to know the kid and can’t bring himself to make Ryan kill his dad. Dads are important after all.

What if Hughie and Ryan bonded? Like cousins? Like mother and son? Homelander is unable to prevent it. He can’t kill Hughie. He tries. Once he tried to kill Hughie in his sleep. It didn’t work. It was awkward.

What if Hughie tells president!Homelander all the ways in which his schemes are fucked up. What if Homelander secretly enjoys having someone who disagrees with him. He still tries to kill Hughie sometimes.

What if Hughie stays over to play video games or something with Ryan, and it's getting late, and Ryan falls asleep.

What if president!Homelander had a bad day and offers Hughie a drink. In the dim light of the night, this request doesn’t seem so outrageous. Homelander looks small. Like this, he is just a guy…

[codename-adler]

it’s so funny how the Twinyards are short. so funny. haha…

it’s almost like neither of their physiological need for touch was met as babies…. so touch-starved it led to this sort of dwarfism… no matter Tilda or foster care, they don’t get the soft caresses, the safety of arms, the tickle of the toes, the raspberries on the tummy, the soothing hand on the back, the fingers to clutch, the boops on the nose, the kisses on the cheeks and the head and the feet and the hands and the neck and… they just don’t, won’t get it, no matter how many scenarios in which they switch places. forever small, smaller, forever five feet nothing, forever the physical embodiment of everything they’ve lacked since before birth.

so funny.

[tangledinink]

Love love love your human au of the turtles!! I've had a burning question for a while though:

What do the boys assume about their relation to Splinter? I doubt they wouldn't notice the fairly obvious fact that there does need to be two biological parents for reproduction, and that they don't really look like their dad, despite having no memories before him to suggest adoption. There's no way they didn't know he was kidnapped and held captive for seven years because when you're a celebrity that sort of thing isn't hard to find. Combining these facts, I know what conclusions I would've come to. Granted, I'm not exactly the golden representation of your average child, but at the very least Donnie would've definitely wondered.

So... What's their conclusion about the situation??

Ah, thank you! And this is actually a topic I explain way more in the I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? fic! But basically, the boys, for a majority of their lives, believe that their dad is their biological father and that their biological mother, who they do not know the identity of, was abusive in some way (leading to both their father's disappearance from the public and to eventually taking sole custody of them and them moving to New York,) and/or abandoned them-- but they've never really discussed it. Here's an excerpt from the fic on the topic, conveniently from Donnie's perspective:

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"Donnie frowned a bit, shrugging. He was loath to admit it, but Leo did have a point. Their Dad hated to talk about himself or his past outside of trivia about his acting career. Donnie had tried to ask him about their extended family once, and he totally shut down. He wouldn't even tell them what his parents' names were. And the four of them had always tried to respect that. I mean... they knew it was all really complicated. I mean, jesus, he had basically been kidnapped and presumed dead for, like, twelve years. That had to be traumatic, right?

Most of what Donnie knew, factually, about their move to New York, he had gotten from old magazine articles and talk show segments that he found online later in life. He knew what all the reports and stuff said, sure, about the abusive ex, (their mom, he thought dimly in the back of his mind, whose face he couldn't even remember,) the going into hiding, the forced isolation. But none of them had ever talked about it. He had been really little back then, so he couldn't really remember very much. His memories were more general feelings or ideas rather than actual events. He remembered playing pretend games with his brothers more than anything. He used to think that that was odd, because he had never been much of a 'pretend' kid growing up, but his therapist noted that it was common for small children to use fantasy or make-believe to 'escape' from bad situations or explain away trauma. So he supposed maybe that was it.

He remembered it being dark most of the time. And he remembered his feet being cold a lot. There was this sound that he heard in his head a lot when he thought of it, but he had no idea what it was. Shhhh shhhhh.

... But that was about it. He and his brothers, in turn, didn't really talk about it amongst each other either, or with other people. It just felt... weird. Or wrong, somehow, he supposed? Whatever."

(... And, just for fun, another small excerpt from a one-shot sidefic I did from April's mom's perspective, back when the boys were still itty bitty...)

"She had, at one point, tried to convince the boys that they could just call her “Carol,” but when she had pitched it to the group, April had gasped loudly in offense and said that that was too weird, and if anything, they should just call her ‘mom.’ And then Mikey had declared that they didn’t have a mom. And then Raph had argued that they did have a mom, she was just dead. And then Leo had refuted that they did have a mom, and she wasn’t dead, she just didn’t love any of them. And then Donnie had signed something in ASL, too quick for her to quite catch, and Leo had nodded and quickly corrected himself, clarifying that their mom was probably alive and also existed, but she didn’t love any of them and also wanted their father to die."

[zooweemama143]

last rb had me thinking of how lame bif would actually be as a person

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Just watched the newest Percy Jackson ep and I genuinely liked the way they did the Medusa part and how they’re handling Grover

[toadallytickles]

Sooooooo I’ve had this fantasy ever since I first stumbled across your blog…..

I’ve never been high before and am already SO sensitive and ticklish to the point that putting socks on after a shower is a no go 🙈

I’ve kinda maybe thought about you giving me a brownie and taking advantage of what would be the worlds most ticklish foot boy ever……🙈🙈🙈

Omfg stop I will actually destroy you- 🍽

I haven’t tickled a lot of high lees before, I think I’ve tickled Clay twice while he was high, and it was so so SO much fun o h m y g od 😩 he was so sensitive and giggly uuunfff, like a new laugh and everything askhdfhgk~. I didn’t have to do too much, he was so ticklish.. perfect for feasting on~. Omg why would you say that to me… “most ticklish foot boy”.. okay.. served in stocks with the toeties.. I will devour you 😛🍽💦

[mysicklove]

*eye twitches* must. not. abuse. cute. boys. *bites nails*

[a-hearts-a-heavy-burden]

I adore you Dear Hearts

[pistachi0art]

Swapped Tommy is so hot?? I can't entirely explain why but... Holy shit. He's doing stuff to me

LMAO he’s got that “I’m gonna sell you something” charm ig. It’s the oversized shoulder pads. His whole fit is designed to pull ya in. it’s working. he’s winning. ><

[kalopsiavn]

"doesn't like people who talk back"

hmm, so haru wouldn't vibe well with a bratty MC? 🫢

Nsfw warning!!

He is a brat tamer. He just doesn’t like people who would stand up for themselves. He likes a submissive little thing. Someone who would submit to him. And nothing turns him on more than a mc whom he can break~

[allgoodthingsflowintothecity]

Kikyou Inuyasha: I was a teenage girl forced into a great responsibility from a young age. I just wanted to be able to be a woman and lead a normal life, but instead I was brutally murdered by a man disguising himself as the person I loved. Now that I have been dragged back out of the land of the dead against my will, I just want to live and be with the man I love, who also wants to be with me

Everyone both in the series and in the fandom: what a monster. Truly an unredeemable figure. Die.

[vveakfish]

yeah uh, this post did something to me

have a inverness cape Tim wip

thank u @aliteralchicken for the brain worms

[aq2003]

series 3 is so frustrating because there is like a shining core of pure diamond underneath the problems . like conceptually it rocks so incredibly hard. but the problems

[vampirecatboy]

ah yes, the pinnacle of slow burn enemies to lovers, fast with the fucking, but it takes 300 pages before they kiss