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The Traveler loyal Knight and The wolf Princess
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in a fandom called my unnamed oc world
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My favorite thing in the whole wide world is when people post art of two characters and then put in the caption “do not tag as ship” and then the art is like

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#weapons#overrated but solid#it’s like a solid 7.8/10 that can’t figure out which subgenre of horror it is#reblog
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My favorite TV episode trope is “so it turns out the two best characters in the show have barely had any scenes together until now, here’s 52 minutes of them interacting and nothing else”
#that one X files episode with scully and csm is so wildly underrated#doctor who turn left is this as well and it fucks#nonsense#also the Hulu seasons of futurama get shit on but it was the only time we ever got a bender/Zoidberg episode
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'' Slimy and foul vermin that infest our waterways and wetlands. 1: Guarded crawmad, a medium sized crustacean with disproportionately large claws. They're territorial and use their odd looking pincers to defend and guard their territory. Despite the preposterous looks, these oversized crabs can impale, crush, and even split their prey in half if bothered! ... it is not adviced for young Hunters to walk around their burrows, to whom it may concern... yes, they also do taste quite amazing. A delicious plate of boiled Guarded crawmads with butter melting ontop, a worthy meal. 2: Marshy soapfish, a peculiar looking fish that uses its feelers to navigate the surrounding murky waters. They're full of oils and fats, hence why they float on the surface and have plants growing ontop of them. inedible, taste like soap. 3: Murkfin, oh the Murkfin. A horrendous fish that devours whatever approaches the waters edge without knowing of the horrors that lurk beneath. A massive creature, sometimes getting to the size of a Killback. They have 3 paired fins, strong enough to lift and push it across its muddy, swampy habitat for short periods of time. A strong bite force capable of crushing bone and swallowing even or toughest warriors! 4: Swarmers, bear traps surrounded by flesh. They're nothing other than hunger and gluttony manifested as a bone gnawing fish. Swarmers are everywhere, from coastlines to the most anoxic swamps you could ever imagine. They're thought to devour Yaks within minutes... and leaving nothing other than their skeleton intact. They're quite tasty if served fried in Soapfish oil. 5: Mudpups, not so interesting, small fish that resemble eels. Dragons hate them and avoid eating them precisely because of this. They resemble their worst nightmare, apparently. When their habitat dries up, they encase themselves in mud and mucus and go dormant until the waters return. 6: Common crawmad, the so called common Crawmad is in fact, quite common, as its common name suggests. Its the most common crustacean you'll ever find across the marshes, rivers, and even lakes. They make for a good boil. 7: Spindly prawnfly, A shrimpfly of sorts, the least annoying of them, at least. Whilst they have beatiful, almost elegant bodies with striking teal and green hues... they have an annoying buzz to them, waaay to annoying. Swarming and flying across rivers, lakes, ditches, and ephemeral ponds just to eat exposed muck and algae. They also raise their young on such watery places, at least they're edible and taste just like what they are. Shrimp, but with wings. 8: Crimson prawnfly, the not so peaceful, more so annoying cousin of the Spindly prawnfly. They suck blood, so you can expect them to latch onto your arm like a leech and pump toxins to avoid bloodclot; nothing much is relevant about this horrible vermin from hell other than they get what they deserve after being boiled alive and served. 9: Ornate stoneroller, these... are odd. Perplexing, they live under rocks. Nobody sees them, nobody has ever tried to eat them... they... just... exist. I guess. You could be the first one to try eating a Ornate stoneroller after being high on mushrooms, could you? 10: Toothchurning gnasher, despite its name and similarities with the Toothchurning tiderider, they dont seem to be related at all. Toothchurning gnashers are full of bones despite their shark like appearance. They do share one or two things in common though, and its the fact that they're bottomless pits of teeth and hunger. They also taste like pee. 11: Lamprey, No. I refuse to write an entry over these horrifying looking fish. The only things you need to know about them is that they're all over the swamps, taste bad, are older than your grandma probably, and will suck your blood like a parasite. They freak me out, man. ''
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A lot of evil tech billionaires in movies and tv these days are like *neurodiverges menacingly* and I'm not too fond of it.
#I feel like it’s pushback against the ‘quirky genius’ trope without thinking through why the trope is like that in the first place#reblog
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acknowledging that Noelle Deltarune canonically fantasizes about being dominated is unironically integral to understanding her character and the Weird Route in general
#she has the power. thats what the fantasy is. it SEEMS like she's not the one in charge but she is#she can stop it any time she wants. but does she want to#nonsense#deltarune
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i'm sorry but a lot of you guys need to be writing short stories.
#I’d argue the fish people were mostly just minding their own business#like yeah they did kill that guy but in their defense he was super racist#reblog
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people don't understand cosmic horror they think it's just about tentacles and space. it's about the unimaginable scale of the universe and the fragility of the human brain and the vast reconcilable or irreconcilable chasm of differences between living beings. it's also about tentacles and space
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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness
#during the dw rewatch bf had to deal with me losing my absolute mind every time we got to a moffat episode#because it’s so clear that they would be really good if he was even remotely capable of being Normal about women#why is one of the most emotionally affecting death scenes in the show the death of the character#who exists exclusively as a ‘lol women can be either sexy or smart but not both’ joke#I would be so much less pissed off if it just sucked across the board#reblog
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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
#me at 16: dad just doesnt understand#me at 31: dude I think he might understand I think he just might not realize there are options outside of ‘ignore it and hope it goes away’#reblog
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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.
#I like the implication that he can’t get earth girls pregnant but earth boys might get him pregnant#reblog#funny
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