#all because of COFFEE
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks#heat#dehydration#this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also#this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated#because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything#listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything#please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets#but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration#YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!
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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks
So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.
He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.
He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.
One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.
"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Fae Rules#Danny is a Fae#Or to be make accurate the Fae is just another name for Realms Ghosts#Danny doesn't know this because he was separated from the Portal before he could learn about it#Danny has unintentionally stolen half of Gotham#He is now a Fae Lord by default#Not that he knows that#Half of the Batfam belongs to him#They all love his coffee#Tim has Joked that he would sell his soul for a cup of his Coffee#Now he Technically Has...
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coffee is a fucking miracle. I'm so glad I'm one of the people with adhd that caffeine affects like medication
#i can DO THINGS#my room is clean and has been clean for a whole month#not just ''not messy'' either. its CLEAN#im like. sanitizing my counters and mopping regularly#all because of COFFEE#the wall between needing to do something and then doing it is fucking gone#listen i may still want to die but at least my room is clean#anyway i only drink it on the weekends and only ever one cup so i (hopefully) wont develop a caffeine addiction#but if im honest. its worth it.#i know sometimes caffeine can help w adhd for a few years and then suddenly stop working#but im hoping that bc i drink it so infrequently that it'll be a while before that happens#and therefore i might be able to get my hands on real medication by then#for now: coffee#also i can handle the bitterness of black coffee WAY better than the bitterness of black tea. idk why
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okay i just thought of the funniest fucking headcanon but what if the reason five cant find a decent cup of coffee is because he just doesnt like coffee
#like i doubt reggie wouldve let them have coffee growing up and i dont think wouldve found much in the apocalypse so??#i mean theres always the commission but tbh they give off shit coffee vibes#i just find it really funny if five hates all the coffee he drinks because he just doesnt like coffee and hasnt realized it yet#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#1k#fin speaks#2k
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Hi I was wondering if you know of any good resources to get good vintage names that aren’t typical and boring (Fred, Edward, Alfred etc)?
Some of the names in the Santa letters are certainly peculiar and it made me wonder what kind of names those “vintage baby names” lists are leaving out 😜
Thanks! And happy new year 🎊
One place to get a good general overview of what names were like in a certain era is the Social Security Administration's lists of popular names that go back to the 1880s. The further down the lists you go the less common they get. However these are still all names that had at least a few hundred occurrences, so you're not going to have any Gloyds etc..
I personally always try to find names from primary sources (newspapers, census, vital records, etc.) as you're more likely to come across unusual names that don't make the top 200 lists.
Also keep in mind that name popularity varied greatly by location. Just because there were a bunch of Juanitas in Tulsa in 1930 doesn't mean there were that many in Boston.
Honestly if anyone is working on a specific project and needs names from a certain location/era (i.e. you're writing a novel that takes place in London in 1627) feel free to message me and I'd be happy to work with you to compile a list from primary sources. I love this stuff and will use any valid excuse to spend an evening digging through 17th century baptismal records.
#if you buy me a coffee I might even make you a simple custom name generator#I do this for myself all the time because I'm a party person who really likes spreadsheets#names#history#historical fiction#writing resources#asks#@sir-sleepalot#writing reference#character names
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This fandom is really sleeping on one of Rio’s lines from Ep 5 which is a shame because it’s great
Agatha: *possessed scrabbling and Exorcist backbend*
The coven: *Freaking out* Rio, sounding mildly concerned at most: Sweetheart? You okay?
#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agatha x rio#She’s so nonchalant about her wife getting possessed XD just another Tuesday apparently#She’s just checking in! This is ‘wife swearing because she stubbed her toe on the coffee table’ levels of concern#Normal couple activities: watch her scuttle unnaturally around the room because there’s a ghost inside her#Then Evanora comes out and Rio goes from ‘mild concern’ to absolute FURY
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But do u understand????? Do u understand that logan has probably went over a decade without a touch in his life that wasn't centred around pain and violence????? And then Wade finds him and they save the world and Wade wakes him up every morning with soft little kisses and cuddles up to him all night and come up behind him while he's cooking to wrap his arms round his waist, prop his chin on his shoulder.
And Logan's uncomfortable with it at first. Not because it's Wade, because he's a bit in love with the idiot, but because it's so unfamiliar and how can he ever deserve to be touched and handled so gently???? And so he shys away, and Wade backs off thinking he doesn't like it, but when logan finally admits he just doesn't feel worthy of it Wade goes insane. Goes batshit crazy because wtf???? In his head logan is the best person to exist ever, and the absolute least he deserves is to be given physical affection!
So Wade dials it up to a hundred. He's never not touching him. He plays with his hair, holds his hand under the dinner table, gives him forehead kisses just because. Thanks him everytime too, a soft little 'thank you for letting me love you, peanut' which melts logans insides.
He still knows the violent touches, sometimes enjoys them just as much, but for the first time in his entire 200 year existence they are a tiny minority compared to gentle ones.
#i need people treating logan all soft#all that man knows is violence#and hes learnt to find comfort in that over the years sure#but only because theres never been an alternative#wade gives him that alternative#do they fuck nasty and covered in blood?#of fucking course#but simultaneously wade hands him his jet black coffee#and kisses his cheek while calling him angel#<333#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine
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Dp x Dc AU: Tim doesn’t rest, not even in Death.
It’s a heart attack that gets him, well, that and the insane amount of fear toxin flooding his system. He was dead for a full three minutes before he watches (how was he watching?) his eldest brother get his heart going again and get his unconscious body to the cave. Alfred gets him onto bat-life support and Leslie looks gravely at his family after she’s done her best to heal him. They decide to keep trying, they don’t want to believe he’s gone.
Tim watches in fury. He’s more useful than this, he’s not just going to die and let the family mourn him! Tim sets to work trying to understand what’s happened to him and he realizes he must be a ghost. Therefore, if he wants to understand ghosts he needs to go where ghosts are, and thankfully he just read a JLD doc saying to avoid Amity Park at all costs.
It’s takes him a second to get used to flying at full speed, but he finds himself surrounded by strange people in a strange town and… he notices himself becoming more visible. He’s able to interact with more and more objects, he even picked up a pencil! Poltergeist is a step forward in his plan, Tim accepts this change of pace.
Then Tim meets Danny, a normal human kid who looks like he could be brought into the manor and given a cape, who looks straight at him.
“Wait, who are you? You didn’t die in Amity did you?”
“No, I died in Gotham. I came here to understand how I’m a ghost and how I can get back to my dying body. I just need a few answers.” Tim explains, and notices that his voice isn’t his own, like it’s a different language entirely that comes out.
“Well, uh, I dunno about going back to your body but it’s not safe for you to be here. The GIW are looking for lost souls like you that people won’t notice go missing. So get back to your family and find peace. Im sorry but that’s really the best advice I have.” Danny answers.
Tim begs him for answers on the GIW. Begs him for any answers at all. Danny shrugs him off each time, tell him that he’s just a ghost and he needs to move on before he gets hurt or becomes a problem.
Tim decides if he’s a problem, he’ll probably get more answers.
Soon enough, he’s stepping into the end of a battle where Phantom is getting Skulker into a thermos, and demands answers, and if not answers help.
They brawl, and Tim’s training as Red Robin gets him farther than a lot of ghosts. And then, when he knows he’s beat and he’s about to share thermos space with the robot jackass (who he can interrogate and then build his own robot) Tim realizes something.
“You’re still alive, aren’t you? You’re Danny, black hair and blue eyes.” Tim says and suddenly Phantom is as still as the dead despite the accusation.
“How the fuck- dude. Okay, you know what? Fine. Lets go talk, you’re clearly not giving up and I need you to never say that shit out loud ever again.”
Because blackmail works in life for Tim, blackmail also apparently works in death.
He’s given all of the info they have on the GIW, he’s introduced to ghost technology and how it works with ectoplasm. He’s told about the portal (although they refuse to sneak him into the house to see it- he can handle a few lasers, ugh) and he’s told about the general sequence of events in Danny’s life/death.
And then Tim is suddenly back in his body in Gotham.
The family found a way to bring him back and he’s 100% alive, no longer ghostly, but he retained all his memories.
“We have a war against the government to start” are not the first words his family expected to hear from Tim post death.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dc crossover#dp crossover#danny phantom#Tim drake#ehehehe#long post#Tim’s obsession is answers if that isn’t obvious#danny does not anticipate Tim’s ghost disappearing to mean that Batman comes to his town#and the JL suddenly lobbying the government to overturn the acts as they violate a shit ton of other laws#Tim eventually makes it back to amity as a human and Danny is like *WHAT*#they get coffee and Tim explains to danny that he’s scrubbed all the GIW files and is about to take down his parents#he wants Danny’s blessing to go after the portal and danny is blushing so fucking hard but agrees that his parent have been out of line#for like way too long#Tim and danny become friends because they’re just two restless souls who have shit to do and not even death can stop them
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i just think spock has great mom friend potential tbh. strong contender for the cutest thing i've ever drawn
#(the irony of drawing this post on 3 hours of sleep is not lost to me)#star trek#star trek fanart#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spones#spones fanart#spock#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#i fully intended to just draw a funny thijg of bones going WOAUGH shit bc im sleep deprived and i get the wobbles but it ran away from me#bones x spock#im sleep deprived because i lost my 11pm coffee roulette yesterday... i suspect that my meds stack w caffeine#spock fanart#dust trek hcs#i like to think that spock needs less sleep bc vulcan but if he DOESN'T get that sleep hes absolutely zonked... let that guy catnap#bones on the other hand no matter how much sleep he gets if hes up hes up and naps do not agree w him at all#he'll get up feeling worse somehow (spock is SO good at napping tho it drives him insane)#jim naps like a dad at a school recital (any chair that isn't the captains chair is fair game)#this is mcspirk in spirit as always
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i think L should've tried harder to piss light off. provoking light into slipping up would not only be hilarious i also think it would be extremely easy and effective. not saying you could get light to actually confess this way, but he would definitely make more dumb mistakes if, for example, L kept interrupting their homoerotic brain chess matches to insist that kira is actually matsuda because the butts match
#death note#rookposting#more ideas:#light tweets his detailed and reasoned thoughts on politics and law on his 122 follower twitter account#L uses his 1.4M follower acc to quote tweet him constantly with the word 'wrong' in all lowercase#L makes light watch detective pikachu and keeps going 'you should take notes light-kun i think you could learn a lot from that hamster'#(this one's anachronistic but it works on two levels because light is also irate that L is calling pikachu a hamster)#L keeps 'forgetting' light's name#L listens to light making an argument and stares at him for 0.4 seconds and then turns around like he never spoke#the taskforce gets a dog and L names the dog light. light (person) is now light 2#L keeps countering light's arguments with blatantly nonsensical rebuttals but interrupts him every time light tries to argue back#see L wouldn't do any of this because L is more concerned with playing their gayass game than he is with winning#but if for example L wanted to win instead of lose he should listen to my ideas about offering everyone a cup of coffee except light#because light should really take it easy on the caffeine it's starting to affect his complexion
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My trainer is sick in the head
#Pokecomic#Rival blue#Rival green#Blastoise#Conflictingshipping#Blue oak#Green oak#Kashart#Green's blastoise has a coffee addiction....its one of his quirks#It all started when Daisy gave Green some coffee beans she didn't want because she loves tea better#He brewed a cup and his squirtle took a sip...he's been in love with the stuff ever since...
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not sure if anyone on here has seen it yet but the chances of arospec / aromantic melinoe have grown exponentially large. honestly may be canon atp
((screenshot from: @/TheScruffyCat on twitter))
#hades 2#hades game#hades ii#melinoe#melinoë#hades melinoe#hades melinoë#hades 2 melinoe#hades 2 melinoë#hades supergiant#melinoe hades#melinoë hades#aromantic#arospec#sippin coffee#i think it would be SO incredibly funny if melinoe only had one romance option (icarus) and didnt gaf about the rest because shes arospec#i genuinely cant feel any romance vibes from any other character unless its icarus or Maybe arachne#so i think supergiant could do the funniest thing and tease everyone with all these romance options#and then only give the players one#because mel personally just doesnt care#as someone whos arospec. i would love that immensely#as someone whos arospec. i would also love waxwitch immensely
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it's strange realising i can just Do Things, like i saw a video of someone eating dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets and i thought "damn i've never had dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, those sound fun" and i was going to move on when the siren call of the nearest grocery store reached my brain and now i'm telling myself that no, i do not need to purchase dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets just because a part of my brain really wants them.
#i got chocolate sauce like a month ago because i wanted chocolate milk#and i mean i have LOVED having chocolate milk and chocolate in my coffee and whatnot#so that was a good investment after all#but i do not need chicken nuggets. dinosaur-shaped nuggets are no different than regular.#auuauaaaughghhhhh#who let me have a bank account?
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promised myself that I'd be an academic weapon but instead I am the definition of an academic victim
#no because like i do be planning my academic comeback but im js so tired all the fkn time?!?!@#like gurl? what even?!#get me some help#or coffee#or both#musings#thoughts#midnight thoughts#midnight musings#academia#academics#student life#student#college is stressful#relatable#dark academia#mine#miya's envelopes
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Omg I just had a thought! (insert someone joking about this being my first time thinking)
So, you know how in the movies there's someone dying and another character has hallucinations about that dead character and then there is a scene with dead character going like "I'm dead, just let me go"???
Danny. Danny can do that. Or Dani, she's chaotic enough. Just say to someone dramatically all this "I'm dead, you're hallucinating, let me go" speech and go intangible and invisible.
And it can be used for angst where Danny dies in front of someone and has to pretend he's dead, and then they meet each other accidentally and Danny gaslights his way out of it
Or for complete crack with Danny just being a little shit and doing that on every opportunity, several times in one day
Like, character N and Danny end up alone in one room, Danny smirks, N hisses "don't you dare!", and Danny does dramatic speech of "I am deaaad, you're lying to yourself, let me go". Bonus points if just a minute ago Danny was giving a speech to like 10 people, and all of them clearly could see him. More bonus points if Danny accidentally does the hallucination speech in front of someone else, and they just stand there really confused.
#it can be a normal activity between Danny and Dani#they just compete who can do this more times a day#everyone: leaves the room#Danny and Dani turning to each other: Let me gooo!#it can be what they do instead of saying goodbye like normal people#I'm gonna add dpxdc tag#dpxdc#because imagine Danny doing this to Tim#and Tim on his fourth day without sleep actually doubting himself#and trying to remember when Danny died#Tim: How did you die???#Danny: I tried your coffee-redbull blend that's how#danny phantom#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#literally any crossover you want#or no crossover at all
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You know I am surprise Sebek that is never jealous to anyone who is close to Yuu. It is a boys school and I can imagine some have crushes on her.
#jk jk it's a total tragedy for sebek if he ever loves the same person as the one malleus loves#i swear malleus just loves the company#or is he#he did give me a little heart throb at the masquerade but that's all just yet#i can't really imagine anyone else likes her#malleus draconia#because partly i really don't plan of shipping her in the first place#sebek was a total surprise development fhsdshdh#this question arose at the time she was being shoved to jack#i can see that jack is totally someone to be jealous at ha ha; he is a total hunk#but i feel like sebek see him as a solid trustable friend than a snatcher who would disrespect him#i did think of a scenario from how sebek is jealous of malleus drinking coffee with silver that goes like...#yuu talking to silver; sebek be like “WHAT WHY ARE U TALKING TO SILVER MORE”#and yuu be like “bcs silver whispers when he talks”#and stubborn as he is sebek be like “I CAN TALK IN WHISPER TOO”#and he sat there and tried so hard to whisper which pretty much end up as at the very least normal talking voice#and Sebek just “GRRR NGRHRHHRH!!!!!! YOU'LL SEE I'LL WHISPER PROPERLY ONE DAY!!!! AND U'LL HANG OOUT WITH ME MORE”#fjsdsdj#but i don't even know what would yuu talk with silver#i didn't even realize before that silver is actually in 2nd class#they look so same age#yuu be like - . - to everyone anyhow#she just keeps the guy act while brushing off the thought whether the others already know she is a girl or not#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#twisted wonderland#twst#fanart
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