#all at the same time?

[anothertroy]

gonna end up only following 3 food blogs, 2 blogs who scan old 80s magazines, Ross, my one witch friend and people I actually know IRL at this rate

[figuerockfaeth]

i hate football but i went to our homecoming game last night because i had a couple students nominated for court and my students who are in choir were singing and like half the band kids are also theatre kids and they really wanted me to see their show it started off w a ton of anxiety bc i’ve literally never been to a football game since i was probably 13 and my friend i invited said they couldn’t go bc of sad reasons but then posted snaps out with other people so i went alone and i looked up what time it started and everything said 7:30 so i got there and walked up to buy my ticket at 7:20 when the chorus teacher walked by and went “did you hear them?!” likenO what??? they sang before 730 but not only did i miss the singing apparently they also announced the prince and king before 730 so i ALSO missed my 2 students (one won!) but i didn’t see it. WHY would you post EVERYWHERE that the event starts at 7:30 if you are going to do things before 730? stupid. anyway i found a spot and sat through the whole game bc at least i didn’t miss the band bc i KNEW they would be performing after the game is over and then with like 1:30 left on the clock it started to rain…… they finished the game but cancelled the band so i sat through four hours of football and missed everything i came to see and then i walked to my car in the rain :/

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[my-darling-boy]

Convinced the husky that lives in the house behind us is just a sentient stuffed toy or the other way around

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[hinamie]

10 years later

[noodles-and-tea]

Last part whoo!!!

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4

[bloodybellycomb]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[blakbonnet]

as i grow older and age in fandom especially, i have waning patience for 2012 style fandom wars. i don't have time for the type of person who goes "why is this the 2nd top ship on ao3 when it bugs me", i don't have the energy to be friends with people who go "i specifically expressed dislike for this ship and people still write it?" and i have absolutely no time for someone who goes "this very personal trauma i have projected onto this random character and ship should be recognized and agreed by everyone else, otherwise they're bad people"

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[corrodedparadox]

⚠️

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[supertaliart]

Thinking about the Coruscant subway system

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[dirt-goth]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.