#all at the same time?

[seekerstone]

found out i missed the 10 year anniversary of zenith's creation (in its original form), then found out that i was getting a comm at the time and was like oh good!, then figured out which comm. and it was a fire emblem one. i'm not even mad this is how it should be

[anothertroy]

gonna end up only following 3 food blogs, 2 blogs who scan old 80s magazines, Ross, my one witch friend and people I actually know IRL at this rate

[figuerockfaeth]

i hate football but i went to our homecoming game last night because i had a couple students nominated for court and my students who are in choir were singing and like half the band kids are also theatre kids and they really wanted me to see their show it started off w a ton of anxiety bc i’ve literally never been to a football game since i was probably 13 and my friend i invited said they couldn’t go bc of sad reasons but then posted snaps out with other people so i went alone and i looked up what time it started and everything said 7:30 so i got there and walked up to buy my ticket at 7:20 when the chorus teacher walked by and went “did you hear them?!” likenO what??? they sang before 730 but not only did i miss the singing apparently they also announced the prince and king before 730 so i ALSO missed my 2 students (one won!) but i didn’t see it. WHY would you post EVERYWHERE that the event starts at 7:30 if you are going to do things before 730? stupid. anyway i found a spot and sat through the whole game bc at least i didn’t miss the band bc i KNEW they would be performing after the game is over and then with like 1:30 left on the clock it started to rain…… they finished the game but cancelled the band so i sat through four hours of football and missed everything i came to see and then i walked to my car in the rain :/

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[my-darling-boy]

Convinced the husky that lives in the house behind us is just a sentient stuffed toy or the other way around

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[hinamie]

10 years later

[noodles-and-tea]

Last part whoo!!!

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4

[bloodybellycomb]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[corrodedparadox]

⚠️

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[dirt-goth]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[novaneondream]

it’s our turn to make you smile