#alingment

[atharvyogshala]

Our intuition is the voice of our soul and the calm voice of reason and can help us navigate beautifully through life.

[orphredhair]

Gygax made a pretty infamous forum post in 2005 talking about the very tired alignment debate. I'm just gonna post the whole thing in verbatim.

"Paladins are not stupid, and in general there is no rule of Lawful Good against killing enemies. The old adage about nits making lice applies. Also, as I have often noted, a paladin can freely dispatch prisoners of Evil alignment that have surrendered and renounced that alignment in favor of Lawful Good. They are then sent on to their reward before they can backslide.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth is by no means anything but Lawful and Good. Prisoners guilty of murder or similar capital crimes can be executed without violating any precept of the alignment. Hanging is likely the usual method of such execution, although it might be beheading, strangulation, etc. A paladin is likely a figure that would be considered a fair judge of criminal conduct.

The Anglo-Saxon punishment for rape and/or murder of a woman was as follows: tearing off of the scalp, cutting off of the ears and nose, blinding, chopping off of the feet and hands, and leaving the criminal beside the road for all bypassers to see. I don't know if they cauterized the limb stumps or not before doing that. It was said that a woman and child could walk the length and breadth of England without fear of molestation then... 

Chivington might have been quoted as saying "nits make lice," but he is certainly not the first one to make such an observation as it is an observable fact. If you have read the account of wooden Leg, a warrior of the Cheyenne tribe that fought against Custer et al., he dispassionately noted killing an enemy squaw for the reason in question.  

I am not going to waste my time and yours debating ethics and philosophy. I will state unequivocally that in the alignment system as presented in OAD&D, an eye for an eye is lawful and just, Lawful Good, as misconduct is to be punished under just laws. 

Lawful Neutrality countenances malign laws. Lawful Good does not. 

Mercy is to be displayed for the lawbreaker that does so by accident. Benevolence is for the harmless. Pacifism in the fantasy milieu is for those who would be slaves. They have no place in determining general alignment, albeit justice tempered by mercy is a NG manifestation, whilst well-considered benevolence is generally a mark of Good." -Gary Gygax 2005 And this is why, friends, we should not be celebrating Gary Gygax as the grandfather of our funny dragon game. That credit should go to Dave Arneson anyway. Fuck Gygax!

"your neutral good character can't just murder people" um sure she can. goodness is subjective. why do you hate women

[kyannae]

Can I make a request? The reader is also reincarnated, and Chung Myung is in denial about having in a crush and jealous?

BADUMP，↷cheongmyeong

summary: he has a crush, on you? impossible! so why is his heart beating like this?! and what is this disgusting feeling in his chest when you interact with others?!

category: fluff | gn!reader

warnings: nil

a/n: I LOVVVEVEED THIS REQUEST OMG YES 😍🙏 I HOPE it's ok omg. im a little rusty.

"grab the handle like this- and move your legs slightly further apart." cheongmyeong was watching with subtle irritation at you training the sect members. sure, this was necessary, but was you touching them to correct their position necessary? surely not!

"just put your arms a little higher..." there was a subtle blush on the disciple's face. the audacity?!

"that's it. training's over. everyone leave," cheongmyeong interrupted. the rest immediately scurrued away, afraid to incur cheongmyeong's wrath.

"myeong, what the heck? I'm not done!" you huffed, crossing your arms infront of him. "don't you want the sect to regain its glory? why did you interrupt their training? weirdo."

"weirdo?! well, i did that because...because...!" cheongmeyong stuttered, before clearing his throat. "i just wanted to give them...a. break. that's. all." he said stiffly, and you raised a brow in response.

"ha. ha. very funny." you rolled your eyes, unamused. "what's your problem? at this rate, they'll never be able to make it."

"well...i...ugh! i just felt like it!" cheongmyeong retorted. there was no other reason! right...? right. cheongmyeong shook his head.

"hah. fine," you relented. "i made your favourite food. and snuck some wine." you said, before clearing your throat and turning around. "make sure you come and eat. we can drink, like...old times."

it was like a scenario described by those madly in love. the sun just so happened to hit your figure just right, the slight breeze made some plum blossom petals fall from the tree, and you coincidentally turned around to beckon cheongmyeong to follow along.

this all created a picture perfect scene infront of cheongmyeong. of course, you were the central figure.

damn. you looked so...

badump.

what the hell? cheongmyeong flushed, covering the lower half of his face with one hand. impossible! hell no!

badump. badump. badump.

oh shit.

© kyannae

[luffyvace]

Hello first of all- Omg my new fav author I LOVE UR WRITING SM LIKE ???? APBDISBRQKOZ

I found your blog form the author!Reader the anon who ask haz a creative mind I loved the 2 post sm I already got addicted to it I hope u Dont mind me requesting sm form it

Imagine Kusuo getting a notification (he seems like the one has his phone on dnd but has his notification open for his s/o in all media) of her post sm in one of there public social platform saying "I'm turning into my emo phase if this writer block doesn't move on form me " and when checking her private acc (the it's only access for him and her older friend) she is all memes about her writer block and her saying "if I stop writing I give all my books and series to you my friend" just her and overreacting to her block writer

Hiii!! THANK YOU CUTIE!! It always makes me so happy to hear I can share my hobbies with others <3 ahhh I see! Of course I don’t mind dear :)

ohh so if I’m getting this right it’s Saiki finding readers second blog (in which she mostly posts unserious stuff about her writers block) I believe I get what ya mean :}

*･..°•*:.｡:3･.｡.:*･..*°.･

Lol if feel like almost every writer has they’re side blogs or blog where they not a writer they just read other’s stuff

and to me this blog seems like a kinda funny vent blog where reader can just complain about her writers block whenever she has it

LOL imagine going inactive on that acc for weeks and saiki’s wondering if you forgot about it or forgot the password but you just simply have had a lot of motivation lately

then all the sudden you come back and your rebloging all types of relatable author memes and making posts about how ‘your going emo because you have writers block’

honestly it’s kinda ironic to him

he likes your posts on both accounts to support even when your do have writers block

cuz who’s likes a guy who ups and leaves when you don’t have motivation?

the first time you threatened to give your books away he knew you were joking but at the same time he was like ‘wait don’t give all your books away they can’t write it as well as you can ���’

’kusuo I’m joking’

🧍

‘me too I knew that’

(“Thank goodness..her books were the only thing keeping me sane from those nuisances..”)

- In Saiki’s head

he doesn’t get all the writer memes bc he’s not an author, obviously he’s not stupid so he does find some funny

i feel he doesn’t post on social media but if a post of yours does particularly good he’ll repost it

i think I touched up on him being supportive before but yeah I’m gonna say it it again bc it truly is an honorable mention

‘(Name/pen name) has posted!’

- notification

👆💥📲

- Saiki

the emoji combo was terrible but basically that’s him about to break his screen from how hard he clicked

he’s always the first one on your posts and interacts every way possible

except comments..

which sucks cuz it boosts it a lot but he just doesn’t interact online 😭

if it’s a social media where you can see who liked, aiura and torisuka always tease Saiki for being the first like every time

“Dang your a real simp huh? Your the first like on her every post!”

- Aiura

”MAN! You don’t miss a beat do ya Saiki? I can never beat you to it 😭”

- Toritsuka

“wow..you beat me once again. The second the notification pops up you’ve already liked, reblogged and shared before I can even click on it. That’s impressive I must say, but it’s also quite annoying because I would like to be the first one to support (name) one day. In fact you do everything first! You get the books before they publish! You like all her posts first! Satire or not too!- yadda yadda yadda..”

- Akechi

“you don’t even respond to me that fast! Sometimes you leave me on read or delivered for 2 days before you answer me”

- Kaido

Saiki also sees that your friend likes your second acc too

which he would figure since you two are close

ehehe..a bit short dearest but I hope it brings you joy regardless~ 😅💞

I have much to get out..need to be more active..

[femboysoap]

Surely yall like big tummy guys right?...

(He/him) - ♥ Fansly ♥

[revenant-coining]

Huyaian

(pt: Huyaian /end pt)

Huyaian; a galactian alignment term; a term for non-binary individuals who are trans-aligned!

etymology; (38628) Huya, “ian” meaning one that does or deals with relating to, belonging to

for anon!

tagging; @radiomogai

[xenosyythe]

✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎▻Zombgirl◅✖︎✖︎✖︎✖︎

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「ZOMBGIRL」 ✖︎ ; A flag for girls and/or fem-aligned individuals who identify heavily with zombies, have a zombie-like aesthetic, or feel like zombies.

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A horizontal flag with five stripes; from top to bottom: hot pink, light pink, white, hot pink, and light pink. The colors are a desaturated version of the female/woman flag. Each stripe has stylized 'frayed' edges, similar to torn/rotting fabric

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[makimasluv]

Can you do Rin x Mitsuri reader x Sae? The reader has Mitsuri Kanroji's personality and the brothers are fighting for her love.

of course i can do that luv!! i think this is a really good idea!!

warnings : none

pairings : rin itoshi x fem!reader x sae itoshi.

it was a windy evening, the weather was chilly and therewas snow falling from above, you weren't really the best with cold weather, but to make up for that you hanging out with your best friends! rin, and sae. the duo were known as brothers but also known as rivals?

"hey, [name] where would you like to go next?" the pink haired brother asked. "ah, i don't have the faintest idea sae-kun!" you said with a confused look on your face. "oh! rin-chan you should pick next, i've already had my turn!" as you said this you peered at rin with a slight smile. meanwhile sae didn't seem so happy about your idea.

"tsk, i'd rather not, [name], i think you should pick again" he said while covering his face with his navy blue scarf to hide the rosey pink shade forming on his cheeks. "awe, rin you're no fun!" with those words that had slipped from your mouth sae let out a mocking smirk but quickly went back to a straight face when you looked at him.

"what about you sae-chan ? would you like to pick a place?" you asked kindly. "yea, we can go to the coffee shop just down that street," the pink haired boy responded. "that's sounds great!" rin scowled at your words.

as you walked in-front of the two brothers, sae glares at rin. "quit trying to impress her with such an attitude rin, you're not gonna manage to reach your goal."

"shut your mouth sae, you've only "impressed" her once. all you did was pick a place to hang out, don't think you're special mutt." rin spat. "tsk, whatever you say, she'll be mine sooner or later, so don't keep your hopes to high." sae's words laced with venom. "yeah I don't think so sae. both of us know you aren't gonna be good enough for her, so you should just quit before she rejects you for me, pest."

© all rights reserved to makimasluvs do not steal, or reupload or translate my works.

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[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

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[skullywullypully]

Imagine Tav/Durge giving the "Iroh speech" to their companions when they're about to do something extremely stupid.

[wineonmytshirt]

tag game.

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[eldhuug]

piggybacking off that last anon, you look like that mad scientist mouse from animal crossing. her name is petri

They call me Petri because I look like a Dish

[kyannae]

12AM，↷ nagi seishiro.

summary: nagi calls at 12AM, effectively disrupting your sleep. what a menace. (gn!reader)

category: fluff.

warnings: gn!reader , nagi not letting you sleep LOL....he is such a gamer fr...

a/n: LORDDD i have succumbed to nagi once again 🙏🙏🙏 have a little thing over here

you woke up from your sleep abruptly, the annoying ringtone of your phone resounding throughout the room. god, you should've just powered it off...

rolling over to the side where your nightstand was, you squinted your eyes at the bright screen, before seeing the contact name 'nagi loml 💯'. immediately accepting the call, you flumped back onto the bed- phone beside you.

"y/n?" nagi's voice emitted from your phone which you had put on speaker mode. "mmmhm...?" you mumbled, just loud enough for the phone to pick up. obviously, you sounded extremely tired.

"wanna play bedwars?" nagi asked, and you could hear the faint clacking of his keyboard in the background. you deadpanned and rolled over, before sighing.

"sei, it's fucking 12AM."

"okay, so? play with me." nagi replied, and you laid there, eyes closed- slowly drifting off to dreamland again, completely ignoring your lover.

"y/n?"

and, his voice disrupted your peaceful state once again.

"sei, I'll play with you tomorrow, yeah?" you mumbled. the bed was feeling increasingly comfortable.

"cmon. please? jus' for tonight? i'm lonely..." nagi whined, and you can imagine him clinging onto you and giving you puppy eyes. you sighed for the second time, rolling around in frustration, trying not to give in.

eventually you stopped, rubbing your eyes as you sat up.

"ugh, you're such a baby. fine. just for a few rounds, okay? and let me get my coffee..."

"okay." nagi replied, content with your answer.

© kyannae

needless to say, you ended up playing till 6AM in the morning. well, at least the both of you won all the matches!

[luffyvace]

Boa Hancock & Neferatari Vivi x female reader for women’s day!!

ik I’m late to women’s day guys!! But I’m still gonna participate! (Totally not an excuse to write for some of my fav op girls that I haven’t written much for yet)

Hancock x a fem reader would be like the ultimate alternative timeline to her not falling in love with luffy lol

let’s say your in the kuja pirates specifically,

that would make more sense as to how you got closer since your on the same crew and obviously get to interact with her more versus just fan girling in the crowd lolol 😂

just the same as luffy, she’d realized her love for you after getting worried for your safety and feeling ill (love sick 😀) mid expedition at the fact that you might be hurt

when everyone gets back to the boat she tried to unsuspectingly scope you out (tried because she was actually frantically searching for someone and wouldn’t say who as everyone panicked-) and as soon as she saw you she sighed in relief! But soon after, she started blushing and she felt a warm fuzzy feeling!

what was this? Is this what they call..? Love?!

it was such a joyous feeling..! She couldn’t believe she was feeling such intense emotions at your presence alone!

”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”

”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”

”Lady hebihime!! Are you all right?!”

”all right..!”

”right..!”

”right..”

Your words echoed over and over again in Hancock’s spinning head. You..we’re worrying for her?! Your so…kind!- So!- so!- your such a selfless woman!!

and yeah that’s pretty much how it went HAHAH

you can pretty much guess you’ll get special treatment from then on, she’s in love with you after all!! Naturally it’s her duty to protect her lover! 😊 (you haven’t even asked her out yet Hancock! - Glorisa)

she invites you into the palace and gives you the best food and treatment straight away!! Put your feet up dear! Are you hot? tired? Do you need water?? “Hurry up and bring the giant fans! My lover is hot!”

no pun intended even though you are 😉

“lover..? Lady hebihime..! May I ask what your talking about..😅”

”o-oh! W-well..I was just thinking…maybe…we could go on a date..?! ☺️😅”

“ME?? Hebihime!! I- I’m honored but what brought this about?! This is….strangely sudden, you know? Not trying to be rude!-”

”Hancock!”

”eh??- I mean!- hebihim-”

”Hancock!! Y-you..can call me Hancock..if you’d like!- I mean if you’d prefer to call me something else like a pet name, honey or dear m-maybe-…!”

”But!- hebihime-”

“-And to answer your question! What brought this about……I’m not sure myself…I have no idea actually, I found myself worrying about you and when I saw you again….When I saw you..! When I…..Kyaaa! 😍”

”Hancock!! Are you all right?! What happened!?

“ !!….You…! You!- You said my name!! This must be..! This must be!! What they call!- Engagement!~ 😍😍”

”huh?? 😀 hebihime?-“

“No! Go back! Don’t call me hebihime anymore!! We’re getting married next month so!- So call me by my name from now on! Okay honey?! 😍💗”

*mutters while being carried bridal style by Hancock* “I’m getting married…to the hebihime..😵‍💫💫”

and yes you actually did get married the next month :)

being the wife of the pirate empress is the liiiife 😎👍 you get whatever you want, whenever you want and however much you want of it!! Without a question! Your words are as absolute as sold gold on the island of women! Hancock will likely even ignore elder nyon/Glorisa for you <3

and yeah you can pretty much just imagine your dream life for the rest! Expect that to become your reality when married to Hancock bc even thanos snap can’t compare 🗿😭

Vivi is such an awesome girl - honorable mention okay? 😤👏

let’s say your not a straw hat tho :) just for funzies :3 imagine you’ve lived on alabasta just as long as she has and even infiltrated Baroque works with her. And also helped save alabasta!

best friends to lovers anyone?? Lesbian edition >:> 👩‍❤️‍👩 🧡🤍💖🏳️‍🌈

after it’s all said and done, and crocodile is defeated, you two say cya to the straw hats and you help Vivi rebuild her kingdom

somewhere during the time things start looking up as for alabasta’s cleanup, she confesses! Oops spoiler :}

“hey!!..I’ve been looking all over for you 😅”

“Oh hey Vivi! What is it?”

”oh nothing I just, well it’s not nothing…can we talk? Uh- you know..in private?”

”oh yeah sure! Come inside I was just cleaning up heheh, excuse the mess..”

“It’s nothing! Really, it’s fine no need to be so formal…we’re close, right?”

“Yeah :) what is it you wanted to talk about though? Is it something bad I’m nervous 😃”

”Oh! Nononono! Nothing bad nothing bad!-“

*sigh of relief* “hah, that’s good 😅”

*awkward yet adorable giggles come from both you and Vivi*

“well..what I wanted to talk about was…us, as in…who we are”

“Oh no Vivi don’t come out and tell me we’re aliens now we’ve barely finished cleaning up alabasta! 😭😂😂”

”what?? Hey! No! I-I’m trying to be serious here! 🤦‍♀️“

”OH! Oops 😄 go ahead go ahead!”

“I meant who we are as in, as a….relationship! Like- um..we’re friends right? Soo..if we could be……”

“Vivi..you mean..?”

”YEAH! 😭😅 I mean if- if we could be..more, if- if you want if not we can just stay friends-“

”No! I- hahah, I honestly never thought you’d ask, like- literally! I’ve kinda been waiting but you never did so is assumed-“

lots of awkward laughing and explaining of feelings ensue from there 💗(🏳️‍🌈😜)

actually being in a relationship with her includes training, yes training, because you never know what could happen. Just as crocodile happened and no one knew he would. So from now on she wants to be prepared, she refuses to be blindsided again—for the sake of her people!

she’s a cute mix of awkward, kind and a tad bit shy 💗 it’s like, she almost wouldn’t know how to act around you if you weren’t so close, but you are! So that makes things easier :)

she’s highly knowledgeable and I feel she’d have quiet a bit of hobbies. if you like to do similar things she’d love to partake in those activities with you! But if you have different interests, exploring each one as you teach her about them would be fun too! <3

Vivi is a literally princess, which means as her lover you get princess treatment! 😘 (all puns intended) She can afford it after all! Pell and Vivi’s father would adore you! You make Vivi so happy, how can they not?!

she talks about you more often than you know 🤫 “Dad!! Don’t tell her that!- it’s kind of embarrassing you know?!” oops Vivi heard him

well anyway 😊

Vivi is a very caring and protective lover as seen with Nami (when she stayed by her side the whole time she was ill). So of course that’s not any different when it comes to you, it’s highly likely Vivi knows first aid so if you get a minor injury? Be more careful!! 🩹❤️‍🩹💋 A major injury?! Hurry! Rush her to the royal hospital! Quickly! Giver her the best treatment! It’s okay, relax, she’s here 💖

Vivi will be with you through thick and thin and her loyalty is unwavering. She may not be the strongest banana in the bunch but she’ll certainly defend you with all she has if it comes down to it! 😤💪

Also!!! Can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this yet!!- Karoo!!!! Karoo loves you <33 Vivi thinks your bond is adorable, especially how Karoo always lets you ride on him :} you bring him snacks and drinks and he runs to you each time. If your tired of walking he’ll carry you without complaints as well so that’s a perk!

I feel the other spot billed ducks would love you as well! Karoo probably tells them how great you are 🤗 You might even like one of them enough to make them your duck! (I would, they seem cooler than a freezer 😎👍)

Okayyy~ lovely readers, followers and anyone new here..!

I hope you enjoyed these headcanons!!~

[femboysoap]

Can i sit inbetween your thighs and paw and lap and suck on your tdick pleaseeee. Just ignore me, read a book or something while i play!! I promise i'll be quiet!!! I just want to be close to you at all times sir pleaseee?? I can?? YIPPE!!!