#aliens speaks

[deathpowerphantomjester5110]

we have GOT to bring back campy horny grimy tactile scifi. this is a national fucking emergency

[stealingyourbones]

This is definitely a miscolor by the colorist but why is Bruce buttass naked studying the xenomorphs

[emacrow]

Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?

Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.

He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.

A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.

Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?

[chaos0pikachu]

the (mcu) avengers could NOT handle the fact that eddie is basically living out a live action tentacle hentai every thursday through sunday and sometimes on wednesday if he feeds venom tator tots okay?

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Do you know what's really wild? We never actually learned how Dark Dan was created.

I mean, we have Vlads side of the story of course but trusting the word of a lying liar who LIES isn't exactly the best idea even before you realize the story makes no sense.

I mean, Danny's ghost has always been pure and good when it's been removed from his body in the past and the thought that he would willingly let Vlad go anywhere near him with expiramental ghost tech is laughable, but to claim it was Danny's idea?

I'm calling BS. What do you guys think happened? Cause I think Danny was constantly trying to run away from Vlad or "Misbehaving" and Vlad came up with some evil scheme that blew up in his face. Again. And then he lied about it. Again.

[unlimitedbutchworks]

this is the same reason why blatantly transmisogynistic transmasc “ex” terfs and detransitioners are welcomed back to community as well. now sure there’s variables here, like that some people really wanna believe that people can change even if they don’t want to, but these are ultimately still deeply informed by the root issue: that transmisogyny in community is generally seen as gauche or poor form rather than a serious problem that needs to be stood against. this is how you wind up with self described trans positive lesbians still making excuses for and palling around butches who can’t go a day without talking about how female masculinity is at risk from liberal gender ideology; sure they sound bad, but they don’t mean it like that, they’re just, like, being really butch, it’s not that big of a deal. everyone gets second, third, fourth chances and more regardless of what they say or do when it comes to transmisogyny for the simple reason that the majority still struggles to give a shit

[sweet-little-tank-top-number]

Stargate SG-1 is the story of how one man with ADHD has to wrangle his team of three different flavors of idealistic autistics. Together, they save the world from cheesy 90’s ancient Egyptian aliens.

[ide4m4chine]

streamer au antics

[priestess-of-yuri]

"it's my comfort media" and the media in question is the most angsty, tragic, heartbreaking shit you've ever consumed

[shakingparadigm]

NOBODY is allowed to be happy and EVERYONE is doomed

[multiverse-peterbparker]

OPEN RP, PLEASE JOIN

Peter was breathing heavily, ducking behind an abandoned car and pulling off his mask. Behind him was the spitfire of gunshots, rapid and close. They hit the car. Peter honestly didn’t know what had happened. All he knew is that the multiverse portal thing was open again, pulling people to his universe, and there were some weird alien forces— working with HYDRA— to try and take over… starting with New York. He didn’t know what he was doing, but he sure as hell knew he wasn’t going to let them win… now he just had to figure out a plan.

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The situation: Hydra is in New York and is working with a mysterious alien army similar to how Loki had worked with the Chitauri. HYDRA is trying to take over the states again, one state at a time, and they started with New York since that’s where their biggest threats are. The portal that once dragged Peter 2 and 3 is open again, and it’s kind of a chaotic mess.

//So sorry, I see people tag for open roleplays so… I’m gonna do that too!//

@the-ironman @thatone-spidey @just-that-parker-girl @we-love-redwing @serenastark-official @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @official-buckybarnes @the-amazing-bugboy

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-

[styllwaters]

The decision to make the extraterrestrials for the cars universe ufos was a stroke of genius imo

[thecraftyninjacat]

just for a moment ivan got his wish….then in a blink it was gone 😭😭

[mirrorcatcreditcard]

The thing I love about Alien Stage is that they are a bunch of messy kids and hypocrites and people who will never finish living, but the majority of the character dissecting is left to the fandom to interpret as they see because the medium we are given to watch this is music and art, and everytime you hear a song it means something different to you and everytime you see art it resounds somewhere so seamlessly. In this essay, I will