#alien&honey

[sophfandoms53]

Im fucking crying why did he say this, bro has never been outside before😭😭

[chrliekclly]

[alalnsted]

Alnst face cups…

Why’d I do this…

[crustyfloor]

If I described Ivan's situation with his 'family' to a stranger, leaving out the fact that he's human I bet they would think he was the family dog or something 😭

[mary-arts-lol]

STAMPS WITH MY FAV CHARACTERS!! :D

[bass-alien]

🖤🩷🖤

[quillisadoll]

Ouran highschool x doctor who au

Tamaki is the 16th doctor and Haruhi is the companion and instead of the companion being In love with the doctor, the doctor is in love with the companion.

"DOCTOR QUICK THE DALEKS ARE APPROACHING"

"they're approaching too fast, quick let us kiss under the stars so we can live out our final moments together~~~"

"CAN YOU SHUT IT WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE"

Omg and his screwdriver would be in the shape of a rose

I am a genius

(I'm silly in the tags!)

[lostabettogod]

I was thinking about how I would explain honey to an alien. How did we, as a group of humans, just decide we were okay with how honey is made?

[honeycreammilkshake]

i have been watching and rewatching alien stage for a while now, and i have been having these thoughts that just won't leave ever since i saw that scene where ivan tasted a bit of till's blood.

one of the most central themes of this story is longing: the longing for freedom, the longing for love and friendship, the longing for something to put all your faith in even during the darkest times.

and for ivan, that something was till. he literally risked his life and safety multiple times to save that boy, to give him a chance at freedom, but always till chose mizi over it.

till is so strongly committed to mizi because the aliens encouraged this. they created a prisoner system where longing was cultivated to the point that people would be willing to run right back to captivity to stay with those they craved to be with. for till this was mizi, despite the fact that mizi was in love with sua, and still clung to her memory because she was unwilling to forget the girl she loved. her duet with luka proved this because he ruthlessly used her surviving feelings for sua to make her lose her composure during their round. he makes the song so terribly romantic when he knows she's still in love with the girl who sacrificed herself for her, and she loses it and starts beating him up because there is no way to get the girl she loves back and her own survival has lost its meaning at that point (or so i get from the story).

but there is also an unfulfilled longing that is reflected inside of both ivan and till. the saddest thing is, though, that while ivan knows till will choose the feelings he has for mizi over everything else, till himself doesn't even see or realize the deep devotion ivan has for him.

so that's why moments like the one where ivan licks some of the blood from till's cuts or stares obsessively at him are the best he could ever have, because till would never allow him to come closer and the world around them is fueled on that unyielding suffering.

and that's also why ivan kissed till at the very end. he knew till was more than likely going to lose that round, so he intentionally got violent to sacrifice himself - once again - for till's survival. he choked till to do that, but he didn't have to kiss him... he did that solely because it was the closest he could ever get to having what he wants, the final moment he could get close to till, and the most heart-breaking thing is... till still didn't realize how much he meant to ivan, that he was essentially ivan's god, because he thought that ivan would kill him, which is why he closed his eyes and didn't fight back.

the whole thing is so messed up and heartbreaking that i can never get over it.

[virtual-boy]

{📞}{📞}{📞} {🕹️}{🕹️}{🕹️} {🛸}{🛸}{🛸}

"This is gonna change our world..."

["This is gonna change our world..."]

spirit phone by lemon demon stimboard with red gifs representing songs from the album!

[requested by anon, ty!!!]

[tikvin]

Candy Squad -  general info

For now it consists of Muffin, Jelly, Sugar and Honey, but later I might add on more characters

They are all aliens, but currently living on Earth (and really bad at disguises as you might have noticed). They are very much intelligent and they know exactly what they’re doing

Muffin is not the strongest out of them but he is the most aggressive and dangerous to humans. He has no desire to verbally communicate with humans so he makes no effort in learning any language or human society norms (not like he would obey any rules anyway). He's chilling and don’t want to be disturbed. Will not hesitate to harm whoever gets too close to him. But he might approach people himself if he feels like it (which is rare but happens). Tolerates chubby/fat people more, but only because they’re soft to lay on.

Muffin is surprisingly cuddly, it’s the safest to approach him when he is sleepy and in search of good place to hit a hay. He might even let you lay beside him, but he surely will have a death grip on you and it’ll be over the moment you wake him up by moving. Don’t touch him, he will  touch you if he want’s to; don’t  look at him too long he’ll get annoyed and you’ll be injured.

Overall the biggest asshole out of them.

Jelly. Not as aggressive as Muffin, on contrary very approachable and actively seeks attention from humans. But not completely trustworthy either. Jelly is very curious about everything that has to do anything with humans. He’s especially curious about languages and tries to learn as much as possible, which leads to rather annoying habit of trying to repeat everything he hears.

Now why is Jelly is not trustworthy. Jelly’s way of “exploration” works by rule “What you do to me - I can do to you”, any action towards Jelly he takes as a permission to do something he thinks is equal to your action. His curiosity has no limits, knowing that humans can be curious about him aswell, he actively tries to coarse people to push further and, for example, make them harm him, so Jelly would have “permission” to do the “same” thing. You see, considering the strength and durability of Jelly, you can’t actually hurt him, he would even allow you to stab him, but doing so you give him permission to gut you one day, when he gets curious about what’s inside you. He also is not above kidnapping if he finds the person interesting enough. If Jelly doesn’t like you - he will ignore you, until you bug him enough to harm you.

Overall he is safe, but you have to be careful about what you do around him, because you can’t really tell what Jelly sees is “equal” to your actions.

Honey is a shapeshifter. If Muffin’s resemblance of a cat is purely accidental - Honey choose to change her appearance this way because she noticed human’s positive attitude towards dogs and assumed she would look less intimidating and more friendly that way. It didn’t work, but she tries. Her original form is much bigger and looks more like Sugar’s.

She doesn’t seek human’s attention, but she also is not the one to harm them. She’s mostly chill and approachable, she’s friendly enough to indulge in possible curiosity of the humans but she does have her boundaries and won’t let you do anything like Jelly. Has an actual human friend

Hates Muffin to guts, and is actually stronger than him, but Muffin has his ways of escaping the deserved ass whooping.

Sugar is precious and have to be protected. But if being serous, while being the strongest, Sugar is a pacifist and actually a vegetarian, so he has no interest in your giblets

Sugar is not the brightest one, but he’s good natured and can be easily befriended by giving him a good big amount of vegetables, he especially likes cabbages, tomatoes and carrots. Very careful with any small things, but he panics in small spaces and does the exact opposite of being careful, freaking out and tripping over everything. Doesn’t like the other three, but tolerates Honey.

You literally cannot physically hurt him, it will take an anti tank rifle to do him some actual harm, so being almost invincible he has no fear or caution over who is approaching him and with what intentions. Try to stab him - he’ll look at you confused trying to figure out why you’re poking him all of a sudden but won’t assume that you were trying to harm him. His skin is a bit cold, but he will definitely let you sleep hidden in his tentacles if you ask for it. 

Overall Is the safest to hang around

[a-strange-inkling]

Honestly, Eddie and Chrissy are probably the most wholesome, innocent, least problematic ship I've ever shipped in my whole dang shipping history, so the fact that it still gets ridiculous hate for simply existing just cracks me up.

[honeythispodcast]

this is a SUPPLY AND DEMAND kinda society in that u are demanding and we will SUPPLY. so. one hour episode dissecting Millions when? one hour episode dissecting Millions NOW!

In this special bonus ep we are digging into the glittery scuzzy glammy world of Hesitant Alien. We’re talking about the band breakup, liminality, and fame, and we’re dissecting a song which is certainly and unequivocally about jewel thieves. Gerard Way Is A Liar and you can hear us chat about it now on Spotify & Apple Podcasts etc etc !!

Topics include: Our tin foil hats, dreams, the Gerard “she”, longing and television, the No Shows bridge, Frank Iero as this week’s theorist, elevators going to 10, evil songs for evil people, Greggin’, dead rectangles, Lola!!, a line-by-line analysis of Millions, William It Was Really Nothing, and simply reading the text.

[honeyxmonkey]

They’re gossiping. Talkin shit. Lookin at Argit and talkin shit.

Douxie: the fuck is that thing?

Ben: that's the little porcupine bitch I was telling you about.

Douxie: it's fuckin ugly, mate

Ben: yes he is

[mary-arts-lol]

Yeah

[macherielaila]