#alfred and danny are besties

[anti-the-glitch-bitch]

Danny: Helping Alfred in the garden because Tim was stolen away by one of his brothers for some random thing.

Steph: walks outside and sees Danny chatting it up with Alfred.

Danny: feels eyes on him and turns to see Steph glaring at him.

Steph: swiftly turns and walks back inside slamming the door shut as loudly as possible (she'd been banned from the garden after she trampled a good portion of herbs while trying to catch a football by only doing flips.... And she's still salty about it)

[connorsbonez]

DC/DP Crossover #9 where Damien and Danny become friends through their civilian identities and bond through their unhinged adventures, dog parks with their pets, zoos, and eating vegan food together as they chat (and maybe talk shit shoosh shoosh). Their identities aren’t revealed during this time as Damien doesn’t see why he should and Danny just doesn’t ask questions about certain mildly questionable things about his new slightly bloodthirsty friend as he has his own skewed version of what’s normal so a lot of what they do is just an average Tuesday for him.

Maybe Damien makes the guess that Danny’s a meta so he doesn’t question some things that the boy does that isn’t normal for humans. Or socially but Damien probably doesn’t realize.

The thing is that Damien never tells the Batfam where he’s going and doing for several hours.

(Dicks just happy he’s getting sun on him)

So naturally, they try to follow him.

It goes as well as you expect.

Damien manages to loss them a few times before they manage to get to wherever Damien and Danny are planning on meeting up, but they can’t really see Danny as he’s always at an angle where you can’t really see him that well, and no video recordings or pictures of him ever come out right instead going static every-time Danny’s on screen.

Maybe Danny and Damien have a continuous thing where one day either on the weekday or weekend, Danny sneaks up to Damien’s window to get let in and Damien makes the preparations to request that Alfred makes extra cookies so he can bring them up and eat them with Danny.

Duke notices this and brings it up later to the Batfam. Which leads to someone if not a few of them trying to get into Damien’s room when it’s that day and either Damien’s already in the room or they do it when he leaves.

Weird that every-time they go in it seems to be completely empty or just Damien glaring at them annoyed and currently reaching for the sharpest weapon that’s closest.

(Later, Damien asks demands how Danny managed to hide from his brothers, and the boy shows off his invisibility, this is later used for chaos)

The Batfam is tearing their hair out cause they can’t figure out who this motherfucker is and to make things worse, Damien has been missing since Friday and they can’t find him anywhere.

(Damien went to go visit Danny’s home Amity Park for once and decided to stay there for the weekend. Which leads to some ghosty mayhem and a little Phantom reveal)

He comes back and promptly lectured, grounded, and benched from Robin. Damien is super pissed about this but luckily Danny decided to come over again(just straight up flying in at this point)and they hang out a lot during Damien’s period of punishment which makes it more tolerable.

Which makes the Batfam suspicious cause, Damien? Is being rather?? Calm??? About this??? What?? The?? Fuck???? Who is this??

Tim swears he hears two voices talking in the dead of night when he lurking down the halls for another cup of coffee.

The reveal happens when one of the brothers comes down in the early morning to greet Alfred who would be making breakfast and is instead greeted by the sight of Alfred and another boy that’s roughly around Damien’s age but isn’t Damien who’s cautiously helping around with gloves on.

Or alternatively: It’s the middle of the night and they meet a Danny who’s rummaging through the fridge and snaps his head around at an inhuman angle with the fridge light reflecting off his eyes.

Either way they meet Danny in the end.

[luminanightfall]

#funny#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#driver for the waynes#danny inadvertently helping bruce toward his batman quest#danny phantom#immortal Alfred#immortal Danny

Short DPXDC Prompts #918

Danny worked as a chauffeur for Bruce when Bruce was a child.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

First break in:

Alfred watched with raised eyebrows as Alfred the cat trotted in through a side door. Usually this would be nothing worthy of note, but the fact his fuzzy namesake had another much bigger kitty trailing after him had the butler a bit flummoxed.

He didn't know if the boy was a meta, alien or some supernatural equivalent, but the cat ears on the boys head swiveled around enough as he surveyed the room for Alfred to know they were the real deal. He watched as the boy locked eyes with him. The stared own only lasted a few seconds before the boy dismissed him being a threat and followed the cat further into a manor the child had no business being in.

The audacity.

Bruce would probably adopt this one too if he could. In the meantime he got to work making some cookies and milk for thier guest. Waking up in the batcave should teach the little scoundrel a lesson or two. Even though he wouldn't be harmed the scare might set him straight.

Alfred found the boy in the library, laying in the sunlight atop one of the grand bookcases. Alfred the cat laying next to him as they both purred with contentment.

The butler let the smell of his prize winning cookies waft into the room they were in. The intruder lifted his head to crane his neck in thier direction, but instead of looking hungry or eager, he looked suspicious. As if he figured the cookies were drugged.

That changed things.

The day progressed as usual but the boy never took a cookie. Eventually Alfred found the catboy gone and his namesake curled up in Master Damians lap. Master Tim was inspecting the long black cat hairs left all over one of the benches. How dare.

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Lmao, Catboy Danny and Alfred the cat are besties while Catboy Danny and Alfred the human are semi-foes.

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Second break in:

Damian did not foresee his day going like this. To be fair, who could have guessed a catboy meta would break into the manor, dodge his weaponry with practiced ease, and then ask for his help/advice on kitty ear care.

Nor did he expect Drake to walk in on him cleaning the catboys ear so he could apply the medicine for the infection properly. Tim took a picture of them before running off.

He supposed this did look a bit strange considering the boys head was laying on one of his thighs for him to get comfortable access to the ear. Alfred the cat was kneeding his other thigh with his paws and both were purring loudly.

This days events were unexpected but pleasant nonetheless.

[britcision]

Okay listen

Team Phantom’s in Gotham

Rogue shenanigans ensue, they all end up working with the bats

Tucker and Tim? Besties

Damian and Sam? Trading stabbing tips (just because Sam doesn’t do a lot of practical stabbing doesn’t mean she lacks theory)

Dick and Jazz? Bemoaning being the older while Dick gives flagrant heart eyes and Jazz pretends she can’t tell

Batman? Watching Danny desperately vibrating with the urge to adopt

Danny? Watching Jason with those exact same eyes

Batman makes an offer for future cooperation

Danny perks up “yeah that’d be great, we just need a go between for Amity Park and Gotham!”

Batman, internally: THE TIME HAS COME NOW WE GRAB THE PAPERS AND STEAL ADOPT THE CHILDREN

Before he can grab the bat-doption papers though

Danny isn’t finished

Danny lifts Jason over his head in one hand

“We’ll borrow Red Hood, you guys don’t work together much so he can relocate right?”

Sam, immediately cottoning on, grabbing Damian

“Well they don’t work together we should bring Robin for communicating, Hood can train us”

Tucker, slightly slower but sees Tim beginning to make a face

“Oh yeah! And Red Robin can come visit and check out the ghost tech!”

(*Tim orgasms*)

Jazz, sees what they’re doing, sees Batman’s paperwork headers still in his hands, makes matters worse, grabs Dick similarly in one hand

“This is a great plan guys. Nightwing and I can coordinate and keep Amity Park safe while you’re training!”

The bats, of course, can spot a pattern

All unclaimed bats latch on with feeble excuses

Bruce, befuddled, out-adopted, watching team Phantom leave will all the babies, still holding his paperwork

Alfred finds him there four hours later cuz everyone else just went upstairs for dinner but oop they broke the big bat

[avaritia-apotheosis]

Counterpoint: we stay silly and Danny gets to keep his secret identity a complete secret for once because lets be reminded that danny is the same kid who shouts "I'M GOING GHOST" in the middle of the street with no one the wiser

And i just think that Alfred not knowing and/or coming to the wrong conclusions is funnier

@space-dreams-world replied to your post “A key idea of the PA Danny AU is either He never...”:

If it's #2, then he, Alfred, and Leslie have a private Chat about taking care of heroes. Also, most agree that Danny is oblivious to everything that doesn't interact with him,but Danny, as a former or retired vigilante, sees these excuses and goes, "Not again!"

​It was only natural he'd be in constant contact with Alfred (who'd basically done Danny's job before him) and Leslie (Bruce's PCP), and he guesses it was only a matter of time before their separate text messages just became one singular group chat. Alfred and Leslie are, of course, in the know, and at some point try to poke and prod at Danny to see if he's also in the know.

But they underestimate Danny's ability to play dumb.

And Danny is very good at playing dumb

[fandom-reblog-central]

I wish there were more af x dp and af x dc content

Artemis is prime adoption material as a child genius with black hair and blue eyes, and the clone and time travel stuff with Danny would slay

Post TLG: “You… overshadowed your clone?” “He was empty.”

Tim may have figured out the Batfam’s identities as a wee lad, but Artemis discovered and finessed a fae government

Holly has to fight a rogue (from either dp or dc)

Danny meets another weird rich person who is at least a little evil and obsessed with something inhuman

Orion and the batkids become besties

Artemis is rich: there could be gala shenanigans

Artemis starts studying ghosts since he’s on better terms with the fairies and the Zone is confused by this pallid living boy and his tank of a Butler

There’s even a chance for reformed rogue nonsense since he was raised to be an unscrupulous figure

Everyone bonding over the massive responsibilities they have despite being children

Bonding over the lack of real recognition

Arty and Timber bond over their absent parents and batshit (heh) shenanigans

Perhaps even Artemis (post character development) bonding over being slightly annoyed about needing to protect and always be better (Danny or batfam tbh)

Liminal!/Halfa!Artemis since he’s died before

Butler and Alfred know each other

Bruce trained at Madame Ko’s for a stint and met Juliet or Domovoi

Danny brings a message from Root/informs the poor man about what Holly is up to with everyone’s least favorite Mud Boy (and maybe angst where they meet again??)

Would Orion be in the Zone?

Arty and Damian bond (first over scathing judgements of others, then over shared interests, or they fill in each other’s gaps of knowledge, and they both have issues with their parental figures that remain unresolved)

Damian bullies Artemis for being weak and having generally bad reflexes (he’s so stabbable)

Artemis helps Danny modify his parents’ inventions (and/or gets into a friendly competition with Foaly and/or Tim to do so, Mulch tries to steal it)

Mulch tries to rob Bruce Wayne and gets in over his head

Goblin in Gotham

Troll in Amity Park

Ghost in Fowl Manor

Constantine is desperately avoiding the LEP

Holly blows up the Nasty Burger in a mission gone wrong (why is the sauce so flammable???)

The Riddler just can’t get one over on Artemis Fowl II

Tucker and Artemis end up in a hack-off with Foaly as the ref (or any combo of that lol—maybe even toss the dc computer batkids in there)

The Batfam finds they can’t speak another language to avoid being understood by Holly

Damian giving into whimsy and trying to disguise it as a diplomatic/vigilante/“just curious” thing when asking Holly about elves

Foaly messes with the batfam or tucker (or even the fruit loop)

Arty and the Bats are allies, find Holly, and when they take her in, she says something like “reminds me of the time Artemis kidnapped me” (Cue concern and confusion from BatFam, or, alternatively, “yeah, that sounds right”)

Batsy adopts another emotionally constipated child with a moral compass that knows where North is most of the time, but doesn’t like facing that direction

Barbara powers through some interference trying to defeat a rogue and discovers the LEP

Portal issues lead to Arty and the gang in the Zone or Gotham

Lazarus is a portal to the demon world, explaining the hair change (and possibly rage)

Dick trains Artemis to get more flexible, Jason bullies him into lifting weights or working on his punches, Damian keeps him on his toes with the whole stabbing thing—

Danny is enlisted by the LEP to tail Mulch underground, finds BatCave

There’s so much that could happen

This was so fun and exciting to think of, but I can’t do any of them justice

I am not a fanfic writer but I want this so bad

If anyone has any more concepts or perhaps even a snippet, please tag me!!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Adventures of a Screwed Up Clone

by QueenStarrOfTheUniverse Making the most of her accidental existence, Danielle "Dani" Phantom adventures around the world. Her travels lead her to Blüdhaven, where she bumps into some trouble with the law (aka Officer Dick Grayson) and later, the legendary superhero Nightwing. Or, in which Dani becomes the adopted younger sibling of the entire BatClan, who would Absolutely kill for her. They love their little menace. Previously written on fanfiction . net under the same name, now being completely rewritten with new plot, more hurt/comfort and batbro interaction, and so much more. Words: 2799, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Dick Grayson, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Tim Drake (DCU), Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog, Ace the Bat-Hound (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Danny Fenton Relationships: Dick Grayson & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU) & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Stephanie Brown & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danny Fenton & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog & Damian Wayne, Ace the Bat-Hound & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Danielle "Dani" Phantom-centric, Danny Fenton and Danielle "Dani" Phantom are Siblings, Adopted Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Cassandra Cain is Black Bat, Damian Wayne is Robin, Tired Tim Drake, Batfamily (DCU), Ghost King Danny Fenton, Ghost Royalty Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Ecto-Contaminated | Liminal Jason Todd (Danny Phantom), Family Feels, Dani in Wayne Manor babyyyyy, Dani likes traveling, Dani is the younger sibling of every bat, Bruce is overruled, Bruce doesn't mind being overruled, Bruce accepts his fate, Dick Grayson is a Good Brother, Damian Wayne and Dani are gonna be besties via https://ift.tt/hqtuJLI

[avaritia-apotheosis]

@driftingfandom replied to your post “Crack AU where, in an effort to stop Bruce from...”:

Is this be after the bats finds out that 'Phantom' and 'Fenton' are the same or before?

​We operating on toon rules bestie. Whichever scenario is funniest.

And currently for me that's before The Reveal where Fenton adopts Bruce and somehow tricks everyone involved that Fenton and Phantom are two different people and are secretly dating each other. Which gives Bruce Dad #1 (Thomas), Dad #2 (Alfred), Dad #3 (Danny), and potential future Dad #4 (Phantom)

[anotheronleft]

Now there's sassy/petty Danny and romantic literature nerd Jason watching from the sideline the comedy that is Clockwork simping for Alfred.

Jason: wait, so we're married?

Danny: yep, *hands him a smoothie* want to be forever besties?

Jason: *grabs the smoothie* sure, why not.

Bruce is having a mental breakdown in the back.

Dick is not happy his little brother is engaged.

Clockwork: Alfred! You're calling me! Hi!

Alfred: Yes, hello, Clockwork. I know it's been a while since we last spoke-

Clockwork: It's been fifty years, three months, five days, and four hours since our last conversation.

Alfred: Have you been counting?

Clockwork: *Hiding his time staff behind his back* No.

Alfred: Right, because that would be silly of you. We broke up ages ago.

Clockwork: Yes, quite silly. It's not like I broke a law of order to extend your lifetime or that I made it so age does not have a hold of you, allowing you to keep the mobile abilities of a twenty-seven year old.

Alfred: That's true. Most of my acquaintances near my age are always complaining of the aches in their bones. I appreciate it.

Clockwork: Of course. Anything for you.

Alfred: I still age though?

Clockwork: Yes but very slowly. You'll outlive Bruce Wayne.

Alfred: ....you made me immortal.

Clockwork: Yes! :D

Alfred: Can I trade my immortality to turn back time for twenty four hours?

Clockwork: What?

Alfred: The reason I called you was because my grandson Jason Todd died earlier today. I was hoping you would do me a favor and allow me to go back to yesterday and save the lad. I was going to offer my soul for this favor, but if I can trade my immortality, that would be fine too.

Clockwork: But - without a soul, you would suffer a punishment worse than death, and without your immortality, time would catch up to you, leaving you in extreme pain!

Alfred: I'm fine with that. All I want is to save my dear boy.

Clockwork: How....how about a counter offer!? I'll have one of my men save your boy by turning back time, and you won't have to give up either!

Alfred: What of the price? We both know that for all your power a price must be paid for alternating fate.

Clockwork: Don't worry about that. You see fate has already fortold this path. Remember I see all.

Alfred: *Smiling* Thank you

Clockwork: *Flustered* O-of course.

Two hours later

Danny: So I'm going back in time to save a boy from getting beaten to death by Joker

Clockwork: Yes.

Danny: Is he someone important?

Clockwork: Why yes, he is. Congratulations, you're engaged.

Danny: WHAT?!

Clockwork: Look Fate only allows for changes if it's in the name of true love.

Danny: True love!? I don't even know him?!

Clockwork: No, my true love.

Danny: Are you talking about the English Butler that dumped you!? He's never coming back Clockwork!

Clockwork: You don't know that!

Danny: I seriously do!

Clockwork: Just go save your fience! I have to pretty myself up when we deliver him to Alfred. I'm getting my man back.

Danny: You're delusional!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Adventures of a Screwed Up Clone

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hqtuJLI by QueenStarrOfTheUniverse Making the most of her accidental existence, Danielle "Dani" Phantom adventures around the world. Her travels lead her to Blüdhaven, where she bumps into some trouble with the law (aka Officer Dick Grayson) and later, the legendary superhero Nightwing. Or, in which Dani becomes the adopted younger sibling of the entire BatClan, who would Absolutely kill for her. They love their little menace. Previously written on fanfiction . net under the same name, now being completely rewritten with new plot, more hurt/comfort and batbro interaction, and so much more. Words: 2799, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Dick Grayson, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Tim Drake (DCU), Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog, Ace the Bat-Hound (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Danny Fenton Relationships: Dick Grayson & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU) & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Stephanie Brown & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danny Fenton & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Titus | Damian Wayne's Dog & Damian Wayne, Ace the Bat-Hound & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Danielle "Dani" Phantom-centric, Danny Fenton and Danielle "Dani" Phantom are Siblings, Adopted Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Cassandra Cain is Black Bat, Damian Wayne is Robin, Tired Tim Drake, Batfamily (DCU), Ghost King Danny Fenton, Ghost Royalty Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Ecto-Contaminated | Liminal Jason Todd (Danny Phantom), Family Feels, Dani in Wayne Manor babyyyyy, Dani likes traveling, Dani is the younger sibling of every bat, Bruce is overruled, Bruce doesn't mind being overruled, Bruce accepts his fate, Dick Grayson is a Good Brother, Damian Wayne and Dani are gonna be besties read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hqtuJLI

[colesmurf23]

(OC) Damario The Yoshi

Bio: Damario Yoshi

Name: Damario

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Homosexual

Birthday: November 20th

Species: yoshi

Relationship/Boyfriend: None Yet

Family Members: Roderick (Father) Dahlia (Mother) Dakari (Brother) Rodel (Brother) Rodney (Brother) Daksa (Brother) Dahna (Sister) Dahiana (Sister) Dahy (Brother) Rollie (Brother) Damari (Twin Brother) Romee (Sister) Rome (Sister) Roderica (Sister) Richie (Uncle) Sierra (Aunt) Sierre (Cousin) Siarra (Cousin) Richy (Cousin) Ric (Cousin) Richart (Cousin) Siara (Cousin) Siearra (Cousin) Sivan (Cousin) Richanna (Cousin) Richara (Cousin) Richay (Cousin) Sierrah (Cousin) Sier (Cousin) Konnor (Uncle) Kaitland (Aunt) Kaitlyn (Cousin) Konner (Cousin) Korben (Cousin) Korbin (Cousin) Kaitlin (Favorite cousin) Copeland (Cousin) Kori (Cousin) Korra (Cousin) Rubina (Cousin) Roos (Cousin) Kally (Aunt) Kelvon (Uncle) Koba (Cousin) Koda (Cousin) Kalli (Cousin) Kellyanne (Cousin) Kalila (Cousin) Kaleo (Cousin) Kellan (Cousin) Kelsie (Cousin)

Personality: Shy, Quiet, Sensitive, Caring, Clumsy, and Friendly

Friends: Clumsy Smurf Scaredy Smurf Nat Smurfling Papa Smurf Smurflily Smurf Private Penguin Luigi Brother Brianda (My bestie's oc and best friend) Elysha (My bestie's oc and 2nd best friend) Alfred (My bestie's oc) Knox (My bestie's oc and 3rd best friend) Raiden (My bestie's oc) Mason (4th best friend) Nolyn (5th best friend) Boston Bundir Azul (6th best friend) Allen (Our oc and 7th best friend) Dillon (Our oc and 8th best friend) Evans (Our oc and 9th best friend) Shelden (Our oc) Nohl (Our oc and 10th best friend) Jeremy (My bestie's oc and 11th best friend) Urbaine Danny (My bestie's oc and 12th best friend) Nerian (Our oc) Arri (Our oc and 13th best friend)

Favorite Color: Light Blue

Favorite Season: Fall And Winter

Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving and Christmas

Fun Fact: Damario is a very shy yoshi, he doesn't like to be around people that much, they really make him very shy. He always hide behind one of his parent's, because how shy he is. Being Shy, he is also very quiet, he doesn't speak that much. He is so shy, that he's barely talks. He is also the quiet one in his family. He is also cute and cuddly as well. Like Private Penguin. He is very sensitive, he doesn't like to see things that makes him sensitive, he is so sensitive, that he doesn't like to see anything that might hurt someone. For being shy, he can be very caring, he cares alot about his siblings, he cares about his twin brother more. He may be sensitive, but he also hides behind his twin brother. He's twin brother will always keep him safe. Like Mario keeping Luigi safe. also being Shy, he can be very Clumsy, like he's Smurf friend. Clumsy Smurf. He always trip and fall. And he does drop things as well. Because how clumsy he is. He may be shy, but he loves making friends. Once he get used to his friends, he won't be so shy of his friends. He is olly shy around strangers. But he's friends, he's friends, try their best, to get him out of his shyness. He may be shy, but he love spending Thanksgiving and Christmas with his family and friends.

Damario belong to:  me and my number one bestie: yoshilover1000 on FA^^

Yoshi Species: Nintendo

#yoshi #yoshioc #bio #yoshifanart #yoshimario  #yoshinintendo #yoshi #yoshifanart #yoshimario #fanartdigital #fanartdigitalart #fanart #fanartvideogames

[hailkingphantom]

Dp x dc

Bruce fall in love with someone he can only see in the winter.

[op-sys-chaos]

Okay, I’m now imagining that it works a bit like possession or DID. Until Damian is powerful enough to live in his own body (which will likely take a year, according to Frostbite), Damian (who I’m gonna say is currently 14) needs to live in Danny’s body.

The batfam, meanwhile, is panicking bc Dami’s missing.

So imagine the chaos when Danny lets Damian be in charge when they go to his home and Damian just shows up in Danny’s body like “Hello family, it is me, Damian.” They’d be so freaked out lmao.

Danny also has a life (I’m thinking college or some shit?) so during the day Danny is in charge and does classes and homework and at night Damian is in charge and gets to spend time with his family. (I’m also thinking the two can communicate mentally and watch what the other does but only the person in charge can give control to the other one, they can’t forcibly take charge.) Damian doesn’t need to go to school anyway, he’s canonically way ahead of his peers, so they tell people he’s taking a long vacation to go backpacking with his mom bc she missed him and wanted some quality time together. (Jon Kent knows though so the besties still get to hang out don’t worry.)

He’s not used to Danny’s body and not cleared for Robin duty yet, so he’s still manning comms when one night, an all-hands-on-deck situation happens. Danny, who’s been mostly silent besides the snarky commentary that Damian secretly enjoys, pipes up and says “let me take charge.”

“Danny, it’s an Arkham breakout of literally every single rogue and there’s a Justice League off world mission so Batman is busy. This is not the time for you to be in charge. I must help my family.”

“I can help. Let me do this. I promise it’ll be okay.”

“Danny, you cannot help-“

“If Danny says he can help, let him try,” Alfred chimes in from behind Damian. “He is an interdimensional entity, yes? I would bet that he has at least some powers or combat capability.”

“I have both,” Danny chimed in. “I’ve fought gods, I can handle a clown and a scarecrow. Hell, I bet fear toxin isn’t even close to the level of the Nightmare Dimension” [that’s what fright knight’s thing called right? -b] “so I should be fine. Trust me.”

And Damian does.

And Danny proceeds to clean up the Arkham breakout in about half an hour. He grabs every single rogue and just carts them back to Arkham, making them and himself intangible so they can’t hurt anyone. The batfamily just cleans up the goons.

Danny gets a spot on patrol after that, and starts teaching Damian how to use their shared body’s powers in case he needs them. When Damian eventually gets his own body back, he’s very adept at using his new abilities from the get go because he’s already used Danny’s so much.

The JL recruits Danny the second he and Damian are separate. Considering it means he gets to work in space, Danny is cool with it. Plus it means he can still visit the batfamily, who he now is considered a member of. (He’s got honorary status like Steph but only bc his parents are still alive. The second they die that boy is getting speed-adopted.)

de aged core Damian

The league of assassins is approached by a ghost or ancient being deciding to wreak havoc. They give them some sort of immortality key or power boost.

they do not know if they are able to trust this being so they decide to try it out on someone else.

They use Damien who is living with his father at this point. They kidnap him and inject him with a lot of the power( natural ectoplasm) that is being given to them.  already liminal Damien who grew up around the Lazarus pit and depending on Canon might even have used it, is Kickstarted to get halfa powers.

Everything that's going on ends up with him reverting to a core state. the League of Assassins, not realizing what this is, are a little bit concerned that they may have duped them; they try to summon a high powerful being from whatever the dimension it's from which is the ghost Zone. 

They end up getting Danny. 

Danny recognizes Damian's being reverted into a core state and panics, making a deal to take it. He takes Damien to frostbite who basically tells him that he's a baby halfa and if he wants the person to live or at least half live he needs to have a host body. Danny, thinking of all the halfa an existence realizes the only real person who can do that is him.

[tuseriesdetv]

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USA Network ha cancelado Falling Water tras su segunda temporada

Noticias cortas

El spin-off de Suits protagonizado por Gina Torres se titulará Suits: Second City.

La tercera temporada de Lethal Weapon tendrá trece episodios.

Un revival de Everwood sería solo cuestión de calendario y presupuesto, según Greg Berlanti.

Nicollette Sheridan (Alexis) ha sido ascendida a regular de cara a la 2ª temporada de Dynasty.

Monica Raymund (Gabriela) no volverá a Chicago Fire en su séptima temporada.

Brad Kern deja de ser showrunner y productor de NCIS: New Orleans debido a las quejas de acoso y racismo.

Incorporaciones y fichajes de series

Gillian Anderson (The X-Files, The Fall) y Asa Butterfield (Hugo, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas) protagonizarán Sex Education. Serán una terapeuta sexual desinhibida y su hijo, un estudiante virgen pero experto en sexo que monta una consulta clandestina para ayudar a sus compañeros del instituto.

Sean William Scott (American Pie, Ice Age) sustituye a Clayne Crawford como protagonista de Lethal Weapon en el papel  del hermano de Riggs.

Frances Conroy (American Horror Story, Six Feet Under) y Dermot Mulroney (Shameless, New Girl) participarán como invitados en la quinta temporada de Arrested Development interpretando a Lottie Dottie, fiscal en el caso de la desaparición de Lucille 2; y Dusty, abogado y surfero.

Elisabeth Shue (CSI, Leaving Las Vegas) se une como regular a The Boys. Será Madelyn Stillwell, vicepresidenta de Hero Management.

Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer, The Client List) se une como regular a la segunda temporada de 9-1-1. Será Maddie, hermana de Buck (Oliver Stark).

Busy Philipps (Dawson's Creek, Cougar Town) y Nicole Richie (Great News) participarán en Camping.

Charlotte Hope (Game of Thrones, A United Kingdom) será Catalina de Aragón en The Spanish Princess.

Sofia Pernas (The Brave, Jane the Virgin) protagonizará Blood & Treasure. Será una ladrona de arte que se alía con un experto en antigüedades para atrapar a un terrorista que financia sus ataques vendiendo tesoros robados.

Stefan Kapicic (Counterpart) será recurrente en la cuarta temporada de Better Call Saul. Se desconocen detalles.

Toby Stephens (Black Sails, Lost in Space) protagonizará Summer of Rockets. Será un inventor ruso judío que vive en Inglaterra. Keeley Hawes (The Durrells, Line of Duty), Linus Roache (Homeland, Vikings) y Timothy Spall (Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd) serán sus nuevos amigos, a quien debe investigar por encargo del MI5. Completan el reparto Lily Sacofsky (Bancroft), Lucy Cohu (Ripper Street, Broadchurch), Gary Beadle (Grantchester, Patrick Melrose), Mark Bonnar (Shetland, Catastrophe), Ronald Pickup (The Crowm, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel), Rose Ayling-Ellis, Greg Austin (Mr. Selfridge, Class), Jordan Coulson (Cradle to Grave, Ibiza Undead), Matthew James Thomas (Britannia High) y Fode Simbo (Electric Dreams).

Pósters de series

    Nuevas series

Freeform ha encargado diez episodios de The Perfectionists, spin-off de Pretty Little Liars protagonizado por Alison (Sasha Pieterse) y Mona (Janel Parrish).

Freeform encarga la comedia multicámara Besties, sobre la evolución de la relación entre dos mejores amigas al convertirse en adultas. Creada por Kenya Barris (Black-ish, Grown-ish) y Ranada Shepard (Born Again Virgin).

Guillermo del Toro escribirá y dirigirá varios episodios de 10 After Midnight, antología de terror de Netflix, y elegirá un equipo de guionistas y directores del género para supervisar el resto.

Luz verde directa en Epix a diez episodios de Pennyworth, precuela de Batman que nos mostrará la vida de Alfred como antiguo soldado del ejército británico que comienza un negocio de seguridad con Thomas Wayne, el padre de Bruce, hacia 1960 en Londres. Creada por Bruno Heller (Gotham, The Mentalist) y dirigida por Danny Cannon (Gotham, CSI) y producida por ambos.

El servicio de streaming de DC ha dado luz verde directa a trece episodios de Doom Patrol, reinvención del cómic sobre el grupo de superhéroes formado por Robotman, Negative Man, Elasti-Girl y Crazy Jane, liderados por un científico loco llamado Niles Caulder, también conocido como The Chief, y llamados a la acción por Cyborg. Producida por Greg Berlanti.

Amazon ha dado luz verde directa a diez episodios de The Hunt, inspirada en hechos reales, sobre un grupo conocido como "The Hunters" que descubre, en Nueva York en los años setenta, que cientos de oficiales nazis planean crear el cuarto Reich en Estados Unidos y comienzan una sangrienta búsqueda para llevarlos frente a la justicia y desbaratar sus planes genocidas. Creada y escrita por David Weil (Moonfall) y producida por Jordan Peele (Get Out, The Last O.G.).

Channel 4 encarga seis episodios Happy AF, comedia creada y protagonizada por Aisling Bea (Hard Sun, Trollied) sobre una joven que trata de reorganizar su vida tras una pequeña crisis nerviosa. Producida por Sharon Horgan (Catastrophe), que interpretará a su preocupada hermana. Dirigida por Alex Winckler (My Mad Fat Diary, The Good Karma Hospital).

Showtime encarga doce episodios de City on a Hill, sobre un agente corrupto del FBI (Kevin Bacon; The Following, I Love Dick) que se alía con el ayudante del fiscal del distrito (Aldis Hodge; Undergound, Leverage) para atrapar a una familia de ladrones de coches blindados y acaban destapando un gran escándalo relacionado con el sistema judicial de Boston. Completan el reparto Jonathan Tucker (Kingdom, Westworld), Mark O'Brien (Halt and Catch Fire, Republic of Doyle) y Jill Hennessy (Crossing Jordan, Madam Secretary). Basada en una idea original de Ben Affleck. Producida por Affleck y Matt Damon.

Catherine Tate (Doctor Who, The Office) y David Tennant (Doctor Who, Broadchurch) protagonizarán Americons para Sky One. La dramedia, escrita por Tate y en avanzado estado de desarrollo, seguirá a los dos actores en su nueva vida en Estados Unidos.

Hulu ha encargado The Act, su antología true crime.

Fechas de series

Sharp Objects llega a HBO el 8 de julio

La tercera temporada de Animals llega a HBO el 3 de agosto

La cuarta temporada de Ballers llega a HBO el 12 de agosto

La tercera temporada de Insecure se estrena en HBO el 12 de agosto

La segunda temporada de The Orville se estrena en FOX el 30 de diciembre

Tráilers de series

The Perfectionists

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Temporada 4

Deadly Class

Nightflyers

Love Is ___

Queen Sugar - Temporada 3

Nashville - Episodios finales

Sense 8 - Episodio final

Ballers - Temporada 4

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To add

Bruce Wayne would fist fight vald in and out of costume

Vlad is skeevy In a way that sets all the alarms off In Bruce's head and I like Danny would know an appreciate it.

Alfred calls Danny Daniel one time, he'd flinch, make a face, gag whatever trauma level you want and it wouldn't happen again.

Danny- I'm gonna introduce you to my bestie, you'd get along like a house on fire.

I know there are many many iterations these days in the comics about what type of person Batman/Bruce Wayne is and I always know where someone is in their comic hero journey based on their opinions about Bruce Wayne

But I think the comics and some fanfiction writers fundamentally miss the point of Bruce and his entire Bat family

Bruce is a good person who tries. He doesn't always succeed and he fucks up on Occasion but he still tries.

He carries candy in his belt because the only people he wants afraid of him are bad guys.

He adopted/took in every one of these kids because he saw him self in them(except Tim but Tim blackmailed his way into Bruce's life and he eventually got there once he was mentally no longer on the ledge)

Danny is the type of person who Bruce looks at and goes- okay what do you need? I got you?

People can like their tropes, it's cool, but you should know when your type is built fundamentally on something incorrect

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.