#would if I could

[possiblyawesometmblr]

are you ever on Tumblr during lore? since we've seen that Connor and Ghosty are

i have.....a single monitor

running streamlabs, the game, my music, AND discord all at the same time from one monitor is stressful enough /lh

[alectoperdita]

actually i don't wish you'd shup up, i wish you had more confidence in yourself :(

you got me to read yugioh fanfic, even though i've never seen or read yugioh, (and actually hated the artstyle for a long while) doesn't that count for something?? that your writting got someone invested in a piece of media that they had never once seen in their life??

i hope this makes you feel at least a bit better. I absolutely love your writting, and i love you.

Thank you for the supportive message, anon.

Perhaps not surprising to say I often struggle with feeling like my writing has any worth/meaning besides a mean to pass the time or spin my wheels on something outside of work. So it's nice to hear otherwise.

I am grateful for your kindness, and for giving my stories a chance when the source material doesn't appeal to you. Hope you're having a swell day, anon.

[mechanicussyenjoyer]

I genuinely believe wings would fix me

[xx-angelslut88-xx]

MINORS/NO AGE IN BIO DNI - MINOR (?) SPOILERS TPOF DLC

GROWLING foaming at mouth even. I’m stuck I’ve been playing the DLC (which I love so much thank you Gato it’s so good I’m literally so I love with it ) for HOURS. And I’m sooo stuck im still missing 2 images and I don’t wanna spoil anything so I don’t wanna ask anyone.,,, plush I don’t think friends have gotten that far either lmao. But I got passed day 2 ONCE and I have no clue how so I can’t get back to it ToT

[thepresidentstolemyfuckingsafe]

Unfortunately there's no trick or treating going on at my campus and some asshole scheduled a midterm for Halloween evening

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[jbarkerstargazer]

If only I could! I'm a crafter whose son was born in January and requests things each year. This year a crocheted blanket and large cushion.

Only 18 days left!

Eugene gets me

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

[churroach]

The autism siblings

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.