#alex once said

[alexandraisyes]

A Year Of Discord

If you see this, tag 3 moots to post their Discord summary of the wildest shit/stupidest moments that are ingrained in their brain

Cutely tags my moots:

@valthecircusclown @artyheartz @trash-4u

Give me ur stupid shit I wanna see

This is how you get to know each other people

Some of these say from 'today' they aren't I promise I swear

Also I am properly unhinged I'm not sorry

Also my name changes a lot IM SORRY

(But basically if it starts with "Alex" or ends with "IsGlue" it's me)

[yrsonpurpose]

“C’mere,” he says, surging up to kiss Alex, and he’s putting his whole body into it now, sliding his hands down to palm at Alex’s ass as he kisses him. Alex feels a sound tear itself from his throat, and he’s following Henry’s lead blindly now, kissing him deep into the mattress, riding a continuous wave of Henry’s body.

[icebluecyanide]

I saw people talking about that scene where Yassen shot Max as a huge betrayal of Alex and it's kinda funny to me like yeah he involved Alex in a murder but also I cannot emphasise enough that Alex decided to join a criminal organisation. People have been telling him he'll need to kill for days now, Alex has watched them kill multiple people already, I get that it sucks for him but you cannot team up with a known killer and be that shocked when actually his secret extra mission was to kill

[sprucestairs]

so. I'm fishing on the dock near Willy's shop right? And it's roughly 6pm. And who do I see, on their merry way back home from ginger island?

All. Six. Bachelors.

Alex, Sam, Harvey, Elliott, Sebastian, Shane, and NO ONE ELSE. like... were they having a boys day? Throwing the gridball around in the sand?

...are they a polycule? Was this their whole-polycule-date?

Literally WHAT are the odds of this happening, I would love to know.

[a-s-levynn]

[huginsmemory]

I feel like Alex Hirsch releasing Book of Bill 9 years after gravity falls finished is exactly the same as Monster University being released 12 years later then Monsters INC but instead of it being like, a supportive movie of people who didn't get their dreams, its a book that resonates with the original teenage audience that adored Bill and the bill/dipper ship at the exact time that the people who were in there teens are now in there mid-late twenties and starting to sexualize older men in mainstream fandom spaces (yes, there is a direct correlation between tumblrs aging userbase jokes about kitchen appliances and old man yaoi jokes) to get the same audience back in and hooked on Billford (something which was always subtextually implied and now essentially canon). Like this man knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

[starlightomatic]

if you reblogged this post i don't want to see any Damn thing about the hostages on your blog ever again. not one peep.

[s0fter-sin]

metalhead ghost who’s been in moshpits since he was a kid and is now a veteran of the scene and the self appointed look out. he keeps an eye out for anyone falling or passing out, kicks the shit out of anyone crowd killing or putting their hands where they shouldn’t

and he’s been keeping an eye on the punk in the kilt since he saw him throw himself headfirst into the wall of death

he looks like the type to start shit - loud and aggressive as anyone else here but a punk doesn't end up at a metal show for no reason - but there's also something niggling at him that he's gonna end up getting himself hurt. and ghost can’t tell if he’s going to do it on purpose

if he does, ghost needs to know. he uses these places as an escape - the music, the violence, the community - always has and he knows all to well how easily an escape can curdle and become destructive. he’s seen too many people lost to the darker parts of the scene, almost lost himself to it; he doesn’t want it to happen to anyone else if he can help it

so when he sees the punk sweating his mohawk off, his movements becoming looser and uncoordinated, he has no issues with yanking him out of the pit and pulling him away from the crowd; pushing him up against the venue wall and ordering him to open his mouth

the glaze that falls over his eyes concerns him even as he obediently lets his mouth fall open. he was right; the punk’s severely dehydrated, tongue and gums far to pale and along with the look in his eyes, he half-thinks he’s about to drop

he reflexively tightens his hold on his jaw to keep him up and the punk shivers, a flush creeping up his neck. an almost confused arousal joins the haze in his eyes and ghost smirks beneath his mask

looks like metal shows aren’t the only thing the punk is new to

[duckduckbudgy]

this is peak old married couple energy

[flufflecat]

sculpting myself a golden idol

[snoopyracing]

unseens from the 2024 miami grand prix

[mortalscience]

ten caps per episode - Law and Order Criminal Intent - s01e11 - The Third Horseman

Eames: "From locks to lock n load." Deakins: "Next step for Mr. Griscom is lockup."

[loverofracecars]

he’s the best hendrick driver but yall ain’t ready to hear that (this is my excuse to keep posting pictures i have saved of him)

[crimsonicarus]

Hozier, eat your young - The amazing devil, that unwanted animal - Fatimah Asghar, How'd your parents die again? - Cecelia Ahren, if you could see me now - Ezra Koenig, vampire weekend - @solitary sister - Unknown.

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

hello everyone JATP stickers are in my shop Right Now!!!!!!

they are weatherproof polyester $4 each w free shipping in the US, keychains have also been ordered so hopefully they'll be up around mid to late september! anyways i miss Them maybe i cannot bring them back but i can make silly little art so i can carry them around w me forever <3

(i also still have prints on my inprnt hehehe)

[duckysamlake]

i just ran like... 500 metres to grab a stupid P plate that fell off my car