#alex nieto

[dirtydanney]

[intheupside]

sid: “you crushed all the pizza” geno: “nobody wear my jersey or what?”

[national-hockey-gay]

Making an Edit for Every Team in the NHL: The Pittsburgh Penguins (19/32)

—Richard Siken

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

hockey team thickness - Pittsburgh Penguins 2024 VERSION (roster as of 25.07.2024)

[coffee-at-annies]

Please welcome your Pittsburrrrrrrgh Pennnnnnguins (Start of Game Walkouts 1/7/25)

[l0v3taehy]

ICONS POJ + BUNTING + PULJUJARVI + NIETO + JARRY + NEDELJKOVIC.

[pittsburghpenguinsaffirmations]

HELLO PENS FANS !!!

your beloved op will be going on vacation shortly and will have to schedule posts for a week if you have ANY affirmations in the spirit of the holidays PLEASE SEND THEM NOW

thank you !!!

your extremely grateful and uncreative blogger

(also don’t worry today’s affirmation will be posted closer to game time i will not let the people down 🫡)

[selkiefinalist]

ok so since EVERYONE has been asking, here are my plans for the avs trade deadline season:

bring back erik johnson, tyson barrie, nazem kadri, jt compher, tyson jost, kurtis macdermid, pe bellemare, bo byram, alex newhook, maybe big z, darcy kuemper, grubi, burky, matt nieto and big tuna, kiefer sherwood, jacob macdonald, dan renouf

re-sign: entire remaining ‘23-‘24 roster

front office additions: joonas donskoi, matt calvert, darren helm, cogs

retirements: v*l n**********

firings: cmac, for emotional damages

but wait angela, you may be asking, how are you going to pay all these players in a marginally raised cap era? but what you don’t know is that every current player is going to switch to a $2 mill/year contract with additional earnings made up of incentives and the incentives will be earned by:

having sad eyes

flashing gap-tooth smile, extra bonus for finding camera on purpose and smiling

hand-feeding another player at team event

looking cute with dog

looking cute with dogg

wanting to make cale smile for christmas

excessively proud celly

sincere and tender goalie bops

laser beam eyes

Bulgarian heritage

serving absolutely nothing to the media

serving painfully blunt and earnest to the media

being accidentally horny on socials/team pr

being deliberately and proudly horny on socials/team pr

delay of game

too many men

fast

falling down for no reason

breaking stick

making tornado

unnecessary/heart breaking haircut

too tall

too blonde

miss net no reason

too spicy with refs

good stick

big mouse energy

big moose energy

too many men

being du alum

dewey

mustache

and thru this combination of base and incentive all of our players will earn $100,000,000 per year, problem solved

but angela, you may be asking, what about the lines? it’s not about the lines it’s about my feelings and winning prizes, thank you for your concern but “the lines” are simply not relevant to this plan!

[earlycuntsets]

pt. 3 (pts 1, 2, 4)

earlycuntsets.org sourced - where I got all my mcr pictures

first of a series. due to tumblr limits on how many links you can post. this full idea will be continued on future posts. here is 2007-2010. this is pictures. will make a separate post for youtube/recordings.

been needing to fully source my website so here we go! wanted to share with other kool mcr fans.

old fansites/website appearances:

12/17/2010 the night 87x stole christmas detroit mi - ken settle & schwegweb.com (ken settle)

12/18/2020 the edge jingle bell rock toronto ca - popmatters (mcrmy ecuador) & aux.tv

02/13/2011 birmingham uk -blackvelvetmagazine

03/05/2011 barcelona spain - in headphones (mcrmy ecuador)

04/09/2011 denver co - reverb (mcrmy ecuador)

04/12/2011 minneapolis mn - citypages (mcrmy ecuador)

04/15/2011 chicago il - chicago now (mcrmy ecuador) & j.l. hopper

04/17/2011 cleveland oh - radio 92.3 (mcrmy ecuador)

04/23/2011 nyc ny - QRO magazine

05/07/2011 sayreville nj - thenjunderground

05/15/2011 bbc r1 big weekend carlisle uk - country grind slideshow

05/18/2011 orlando fl - ishotyourband.com & jencray.com

05/21/2011 & 05/22/2011 dallas tx - blackvelvetmagazine

05/28/2011 la ca - theaudioperv & sarah dope (deviantart)

07/10/2011 live at t in the park balado uk - thisfakediy

09/01/2011 auburn wa - suzi pratt

flickrs:

12/12/2010 101 rex the halls san diego ca - natalie, brittney denaux,

12/14/2010 st louis mo - todd owyoung, kingdead, todd morgan, jane bush,

12/15/2010 chicago il - ashley osborn, famousliving.dead, liz kannenburg, danigio,

12/18/2010 the edge jingle bell rock toronto ca- megan shauna

12/31/2010 carson daley nye - alexis siracusano

02/12/2011 london uk - lucy roth & emma webb

02/16/2011 dublin ireland - ian keegan

02/18/2011 manchester uk - michelle heighway, kay elliot, frankie cooksie, helena hurricane

02/19/2011 nottingham uk - simplificity

2/21/2011 cardiff uk - holly jenkins

02/22/2011 newcastle uk - sinead granger

02/24/2011 london uk - lucy roth (planetary go mv show)

02/26/2011 tilberg netherlands - rene sebastian

03/01/2011 paris france - jem & dianthallr

03/05/2011 barcelona spain - ruben navarro, elsa nieto, javier bragado domingo

03/07/2011 milano italy - rodolfo sassano, emanuela silm rillo,

03/12/2011 mtv winter valencia spain - laura s.c., ana barettino, grace dirnt, jose fernandez,

03/18/2011 stockholm sweden - victor lundmark

03/31/2011 oakland ca - scernea

04/02/2011 vancouver ca - ashley tanasiychuk, anil sharma,

04/03/2011 seattle wa - ciera walters

04/08/2011 salt lake city ut - sparkk&fade & alex young

04/09/2011 denver co - michael fajardo

04/11/2011 toronta ca - tony felgueiras

04/13/2011 milwaukee wi - echolalia

04/15/2011 chicago il - amelia l, danigio

04/16/2011 grand rapids me - stephanie weier

4/22/2011 nyc nc - brittany vero

04/23/2011 nyc ny - brittany vero, amy winkler, ludovica ciccarelli, tyler olson, robert polanco

05/07/2011 sayreville nj - future daydream

05/15/2011 holmdel nj - michael dubin

05/10/2011 washington dc - specimenlife, kell

05/15/2011 bbc r1 big weekend carlisle uk - chealsea cochrane, sabrina lr,

05/17/2011 ft lauderdale fl - maysa askar & marc schiller

05/21/2011 dallas tx - thunderkiss

06/24/2011 dcode festival madrid spain - juan rodriguez talavera, juan perez- fajardo, patygelduck

06/26/2011 imola italy - giacomo astorri,

06/27/2011 vienna austria - jeremy kruezmayr & steph fiorese

06/29/2011 volt festival sonpron hungary - zalaihirlap (mcrmy ecuador)

07/07/2011 oeiras portugal - palco principal

07/27/2011 vienna austria - inkbotkowalski

08/13/2011 hershey pa - alicia brown

instagram:

05/05/2011 boston ma - rich g

looks like there will be a part four to complete the timeline. damn the link limits

pt. 4 here

[n3tworksucks]

How do you think quackity would react with reader with baby fever ? (Btw I love your work!)

YESS AND IM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN MOTIVATED AND DIDNT WANNA POST ANYTHING I DIDNT LIKE

word count; 478

warnings; talk about children and idk

-aww yea idk how I feel about baby's lol

- like i think they're pretty annoying 💀 but sometimes they're cute

- and alex uhhh id think he's ok with babys

- like expressed his "hate" for babies once or twice but hes only slightly joking for stream or just to make you laugh or something

- but he doesn't hate them 

- he's just whatever with them

- yall have talked a little about having a family in the future but haven't gotten too deep into the topic because you both know you have a lot to do in your life

- but sometimes just at night when you're both in bed, you both will just talk about kids and settling down

- so you know he wants kids eventually but of course not right now and you'll agree

- but sometimes you can't help yourself feel warm inside when you see a cute baby playing with their toys in the shopping cart when yall are at the store

- or when you hold your few month old cousin or Alex's newborn family member

- you just can't help yourself but be in awe 

- and you think its not that noticeable but it is. people can tell

- even Alex can tell lol

- he'll looks at you with a smile when you're  playing with his little cousins on the carpet when you visit his family 

- he'll tease you when when your both alone

- nothing mean but just the little comments he make that lets you know he knows about your baby fever

- but you being you, you deny it saying you were just being nice, and he just goes " yeah yeah sure" with a smile

- but he's all just joking around and actually loves how you act towards babies or just kids in general

- and if your baby fever stays for a while then he won't mind going deeper into the topic of having a baby of your own

- and when he sees you like this he can't help but start to feel it too

- and it doesn't help when his mother always asks when you're both getting married and giving her little nietos

- but normally he'd shush her before she goes on

- but this time you both just smiled and shook your head which was a different reaction than what she's used to which made her excited thinking you both were gonna start trying

- but you both quickly told her you were still gonna wait a while

- but he does wanna get married and have kids sometime

- really he'd wanna do anything as long as it was with you and makes you happy

- so having a baby is on the to do list for you guys so don't worry lol

[goalhofer]

2024-25 Pittsburgh Penguins players by nationality

American: 9 (Noel Acciari, Matt Grzelcyk, Kevin Hayes, Blake Lizotte, Alex Nedeljkovic, Matt Nieto, Drew O'Connor, Bryan Rust & Ryan Shea) Canadian: 9 (Anthony Beauvillier, Michael Bunting, Sidney Crosby, Cody Glass, Ryan Graves, Tristan Jarry, Kris Letang, Owen Pickering & Philip Tomasino) Swedish: 3 (Erik Karlsson, Marcus Pettersson & Rickard Rakell) Finnish: 1 (Jesse Puljujärvi) Russian: 1 (Evgeni Malkin)

[dirtydanney]

[intheupside]

which teammate has the most rizz?

[42bakery]

So Franco is saying that riding for Vr46 would be like closing a circle (and of course Valentino will keep the seat for him), and there have been rumors that Diggia has chosen to stay with Vr46 (usually reliable source). Uccio said that they really want to keep Diggia and also that next year they’ll have one GP25 and one GP24 and that Ducati will only produce three GP25. So this would mean that Fermin will ride alongside Alex in Gresini for next year even if Gresini isn’t the factory supported team

Hi there anon 👋👋👋👋

I think I agree with you, but I also don't trust Ducati at all.

For me it was a given that Franky was going to go to VR466 once Pramac was going to Yamaha. There's no way in hell Vale will let Franky go back to Yamaha after the way he went out. Or the lack of relationship with Fabio or the way Franco pestered Yamaha or the way he showed how much he didn't want to be there. So Franky to Yamaha was a no go. I don't think Yamaha would have proved it either. I know that Pramac now has the control on who they put in the bikes, but usually satellite talks with the factories, so Yamaha would say they don't approve.

Now Diggia to stay in the VR46 makes sense, because it gives the team some stability. They don't need 2 riders to get used to the team, they just have one. Also because Diggia was hand picked by Ducati to be there, and it's probably the reason that VR46 is getting the 3rd GP25. Now I don't know how far the negotiations are, because I think Ducati was involved last time and this time is just Uccio, Pablo, Diggia and the manager, so no Ducati banking there. I also read that Diggia would like a role on development/close to the factory, and I don't know how much Ducati will let him, so the Yamaha is still an option. And Fabio said it himself, he has more than 1 option (3 in fact, one which we don't know anything).

Now about Fermín, if the above is true, then yes, he's going to the Gresini team, but I do remember Pablo Nieto, VR46 team manager, say that they actually want Fermín. And this is not something new, last year they pushed, hard, very hard and got cockblocked by Ducati and Luca Boscoscuro. Nieto also said and they won't make the decision until the break. Also he's not the one who will decide, nor Uccio, it's Vale the one who has the last word in this so who knows. Fermín said he doesn't care between Gresini or VR46, but he likes/feels like VR46 is his home (it was in Assen) (Also ironic he said that when he's a Marc fan, but whatever)

Now lets go to the bike. That is a freaking mess. At first it was said Fermín would have the GP2024 and the GP26 for 2026 year, then in COTA Fermín was told by Ducati he was going to get the GP2025. I do believe him because Ducati is tricky and likes to play mind games with all their riders, and if the said 'we only have 4 one one is for the rookie' they could make riders panic and rush the decision for shitty/bad/worse conditions. But here comes Marc, who by not playing the game, he screwed Ducati, so they don't have that leverage card, or that pressure anymore. There's no official satellite team, and no team has the GP25 exclusivity any more. So the GP2025 is for the one with better negotiation skills or the one who plays Ducati game the be Fermst.

So I've been hearing that Fermín's contract with Ducati is 1st year a bike to Ducati's discretion and the 2nd one with the official bike. I do remember reading at first that for the 2025 season it was going to be the GP24, and maybe they aim to give him the GP2024 as it was first planned. But then again, they can use Fermín as leverage with other teams, like if you keep him and assume his salary, you get the GP25 bike, which is something I think Ducati is capable of doing.

And the last part, about Gresini not being factory supported is not actually true. Ducati has his own engineers there, and they do treat their satellite teams ferly okay, and if Fermín goes there and the team doesn't get the GP25 I think they will demand more support to level up the field with VR46.

Now this is personal, and people might not agree with me, not I have anything to back this, but I don't understand why Fermín is not getting the GP25. I know he's a rookie, well other rookies had gone to Pramac and got the factory bike (Bagnaia and Martín). I also feel it odd because he will get the GP24 but then move to the GP26, so either Ducati already know that the GP25 is not going to be a good bike or suit him, or they want to screw him. I mean I already know they have screwed him because:

a) 2 + 2 year deal, which probably says he can move to the Factory in 2027, but then Ducati won't honour it because that is what they told Martín, and look where he is.

b) He's a Ducati rider and Ducati is already saying they won't pay him. They literally said that they will only pay 2 riders, and Fermín has a contract with Ducati Corse, so whose paying those 300.000 euros? (Probably more due to the pole, podiums and win bonuses they get, but still).

c) It's Ducati. it's in their nature to be an ass to their riders (points at Casey, Andrea, Jorge, Andrea again, Danilo, Miller, Enea, Martín, Zarco).

For me it's also difficult to see why if Fermín is going to Gresini the GP25 goes to VR46. Fermín is getting the official bike next year, so wouldn't it make sense for him to go to the 'official' satellite/the satellite with the official bike? But as I say this is just personal

Do I agree with you? Yes, but until everything is closed, I won't trust anyone because we are talking about Ducati

[butterflyintochains]

Pittsburgh Penguins Nicknames '24/25

A sister to my Canucks version, this time for the Penguins! Also going by position this time.

The Beloved Tandem

Tristan Jarry: Jars, Mouse, Flower JR Alex Nedeljkovic: Ned, Sunshine, Falcon

Kris Letang's D-Corps

Kris Letang: Tanger, Legend, Bang Bang Erik Karlsson: Karl, Viking Marcus Pettersson: Dragon, Petey Matt Grzelcyk: Grizzly Ryan Graves: Gravy Sebastian Aho: Seb, Sebi

Sid and Geno's Forces

Sidney Crosby: Sid, Croz, Captain, GOAT Bryan Rust: Rusty, Rustache, Eldest Son. Drew O'Connor: OC, The Kid Evgeni Malkin: Geno, Big Bear, Papa Michael Bunting: Bunts, Bunt Cake, Bunny Rickard Rakell: Raks, Ricky Lars Eller: Tiger, Great Dane Anthony Beauvillier: Tito, Beauvi Cody Glass: Glasser Kevin Hayes: Kev, Haysey, Big Cat Blake Lizotte: Honey Badger Noel Acciari: Cookie

The Rest of The Family

John Ludvig: tba Jack St.Ivany: Jackie, Ivy, Ives Matt Nieto: Niets, Ghost Rutger McGroarty: Rutter, RG, Chick Emil Bemstrom: Emilio, Emu Jesse Puljujarvi: Bison, Pool Party, Jess Valtteri Puustinen: Val, Flying Finn, Puusty

[coffee-at-annies]

This video of jars spitting is dedicated to @podcasts-8-my-heart