I think I've realized my biggest pet peeves with most protocol theories I've seen so far, and that it's people act like it's still Archives. Like hinging on Smirke's 14, or including so much Jmart and Jonah lore that it would be confusing to someone only listening to Protocol, and in general people cannot scrub Archives from their brain of it and are viewing things with those lenses on. But it's also interesting? Because I'm almost certain Jonny has mentioned knowing people are going to do this. And I'm sure the team will take advantage of that and there will be things in there that won't disrupt a Protocol only listeners experience, but will lead a Archives listen on a fun wild goose chase because it would mean something big in the Archives universe and be a big red herring or just stop people to a dead path because they aren't looking at it clearly
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Why do you post about cock 80 times a day??
can you read my url out loud for me
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realized that Stan and Ford can’t rly be identical twins
I then had this insane conversation with my friend abt it
this is still perplexing me, if y’all have any theories hit me up with an ask 🙏
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them boys
I feel like they could be a band???? also hi i drew the boyos instead of focusing on mermay hahahaha pls keep your hopes on me
they're the most adorable family in the world together i had my reasons
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So... I'm 27 years old (my birthday was in January). I found out only 2 years ago that 1 of those quirks of society I've been utterly oblivious to is shaving body hair. Apparently, people (especially if they're female) are supposed to do so. I've never done it; so, in the first or second month of 2022, I asked my mum after encountering the concept of shaving on the Internet. Turns out:
society (especially misogynists and transphobes) insist people shave all the body hair from their legs, armpits, and everywhere that's not the head off;
I was a silly little fool who wrongly assumed bald people used magic to make their hair vanish whenever they wanted it to.
*scratches back of his head whilst grinning sheepishly* Soooo, yeah; I now understand how bald people are bald.
*frowns* However, I still don't understand the "must shave your body hair" thing. Sure, if it itches, shave it off to make yourself comfortable. But my legs' hair doesn't itch, so I won't shave it off. And I don't understand why anyone else whose body hair doesn't itch would shave theirs off. Unless it's a tradition where, at a specific time of year or in a specific situation, everyone from the same culture shave themselves both bald & body-hairless.
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Good evening and please take these 5/2 human beans gently in your palms.
Hmm? Where are they from, you ask?
Why, it's the one and only Things That Bleed! Written by @ghostly-cabbage , @kkachis , and @artistfingers . In which it establishes the possibility of sometimes family being a child spy, a scary scary assassin, and an eldritch horror boy.
Recently went back for a ... I honestly lost count how many times I've re-read this story. It's a gift that just keeps on giving, sometimes I just like go back to get soaked in the Scenery of quiet and restless hotels and underground parking lots and long car rides. hohoho don't let these mundane elements deceive you >:)
One thing I like to imagine is the post-reveal relationship these three may have, when Alex and Yassen get comfortable around Danny's ghost form, how they might just sit around in some rundown motel figuring out the next course of action but like. With a fun-sized eldritch noodle spreaded out on the bedsheets. Draped over the TV. Curled up in the cool tub or mini fridge. Rolling and eeling under the bed. Letting Alex wear him like a scarf. Yeah... yeah.
I am not certain how soft and fluffy these three can be when they spend enough time (and experience some Horrors) together, so these may be a bit ooc. but, well. I had fun drawing and I have faith in them💪
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more info of the fic can be found @thingsthatbleedfic
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watching a youtube video about the Congress of Vienna and laughing so hard at this image
“describe the russian tsar in 4 words or less”
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