#aldi memes

[tarmac-rat]

V: "We should be working with Reed to save So Mi."

Johnny: "Fuck Reed, we should be saving So Mi without his help."

V: "What if the NUSA can help us remove the Relic!?"

Johnny: "The NUSA is full of cracks, I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I can throw them and neither should you!"

Solomon, walking back into the bunker with a fruit smoothie, not knowing who the fuck V is arguing with:

[tarmac-rat]

Rogue's mental state after 54 years since her toxic, manipulative, sexist, drug addict,unloyal,egoistic, abusive boyfriend died because of his stupidity and fucking gravity, because she still blames herself for it, for no FUCKING reason

Wakako Okada's mental state after killing her five husbands

[reniadeb]

🧐@reniadeb🧐

[thechicagoratchronicles]

Ald. “E.” Coyote Speaks Following “Cheese Raid” in Humboldt Park Grocery Store

Hours after being “man-handled” by local law enforcement, Alderman Eugene “E” Coyote was released after being restrained on cheese raiding charges. He held a fiery press conference to address the incident.

“I was just trying to reach for the last Shredded Thick Cut Mild Cheddar Cheese!!!” Remarked Ald. E. Coyote. “Everyone knows they carry more in the back, so I decided to crawl back there while no one was looking! People do it all the time!”

While attempting to wriggle back to the refrigerated section, Ald. E Coyote became stuck between bricks of Sharp Cheddar, Swiss and Gouda. He ended up spooking an unsuspecting employee who quickly called Animal Control. Due to high call volumes, CPD arrived first and restrained Ald. E Coyote after pulling him by his tail.

“Now, I understand I lashed out after one officer unkindly pulled me by my tail, but who wouldn’t? Ya know?”

Ald. E. Coyote was then rushed away from the podium as his media team promptly shut down the press conference. The only item that remained was one wedge of Swiss Cheese, which sat on the left corner of the podium.

Upon his release, Ald. E. Coyote was told he would face a fine of $100 and 80 hours of community service with the Semi-Feral Cat Rat-Catchers of 800 N Kedzie Avenue.

After this disastrous PR event for Ald. E. Coyote, it’s safe to say there won’t be anything Gouda bout what comes next for his administration.

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Meme & Story inspired by the following Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1i0pr60/rare_find_at_the_aldi_in_humboldt_park/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[superbeans89]

[amethystsoda]

(If u see this go make a pb and j 😈)

[reactionimagesdaily]

[j0elybean]

I edited a bunch of boomer memes about Aldi for no reason

[tarmac-rat]

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty (2023)

[milk-crafting]

All right, how about 25. The smell of ozone during a storm for Aldis?

This one is pretty short! I had an idea but didn't know how much I wanted to expound on it, so~

Words: 333 Ship: Aldis (KC) x Ulbrig CW: "Romance", sex is implied but it stops before anything happens

The humid air and gentle fall of rain gave way to full-blown thunderstorm by the time Aldis reached Drezen with Ulbrig.  The smell of blood from the acrid, abyssal rain is overpowered entirely by the strong smell of ozone as lightning cracks through the sky.  She flinches at the crack of thunder.

The thick, powerful arms that wrap around her turn her around as well, and she buries her face comfortably in Ulbrig’s warm, bare chest.  A chuckle rumbles lowly through his chest, in time with the rumble of thunder outside, the soft red hairs shifting against Aldis’s cheek.

“Not a fan of storms?”

“They only bother me when the rain is blood.  Call me superstitious but it puts me a little on edge,” she replies, voice muffled for a moment until she moves to look up at him.

His thick, graying red hair hangs in dense waves around his face, looking more like a fiery halo than anything the count can conjure up.  She raises a slender hand to cup his cheek, her fingers caressing the skin gently.  She can feel a slight shudder move through his body at her touch and oh she’s glad she can give him the same chills he gives her.

He takes her hand gently, kissing the back of it.  “If I weren’t a wise man I’d think you were using fey magic on me, little witch,” he muses with a grin.

“But since you are a wise man…”

“Since I am a wise man, I know you’ve found some other way to bewitch me,” he replies with a warm laugh, scooping her into his arms.

Aldis lets out a small, excited cry from the swift motion, laughing melodically as he tosses her onto the bed.

“Since I’ve found some other way to bewitch you, what are you going to do about it,” she says breathlessly, a wide smile on her lips.

“I have some ideas,” he breathes out, before sliding into bed with surprising grace.

[ruenixx]

I always keep a quarter in my ass just in case I gotta go to Aldi

[disappointedpotaaht]

When things get as tight as the parking spots at Aldi ...

[xxlibradreamingxx]

Tesco bringing that holy meal deal

i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth

what the fuck is actually going on

[scribefindegil]

The "Save me X" meme is such an integrated part of my brain now that I just go around chanting it in my head constantly. Save me nice clean sheets. Save me YouTube drawing tutorial. Save me Aldi's frozen Bavarian pretzel. And you know what? They do.

[mattsmemes]

[internetmemologist]