#aldi memes

[tarmac-rat]

V: "We should be working with Reed to save So Mi."

Johnny: "Fuck Reed, we should be saving So Mi without his help."

V: "What if the NUSA can help us remove the Relic!?"

Johnny: "The NUSA is full of cracks, I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I can throw them and neither should you!"

Solomon, walking back into the bunker with a fruit smoothie, not knowing who the fuck V is arguing with:

[tarmac-rat]

Rogue's mental state after 54 years since her toxic, manipulative, sexist, drug addict,unloyal,egoistic, abusive boyfriend died because of his stupidity and fucking gravity, because she still blames herself for it, for no FUCKING reason

Wakako Okada's mental state after killing her five husbands

[reniadeb]

🧐@reniadeb🧐

[unlimitedhappinessforever]

I hate how all the cheap shitty foods have gotten expensive because people figured out delicious ways of cooking them. I hate it.

[superbeans89]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[lightgriffinsect]

i think this beats the time i copypasted my pfp onto a stock photo of thomas the tank engine for stupidest thing i've ever done

technically my brother gets the credit lmao it was his idea

I didn't have time to put that many characters so just have My Five Blorbos™ badly resized directly from funkipedia

sorry in advance

[amethystsoda]

(If u see this go make a pb and j 😈)

[tarmac-rat]

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty (2023)

[j0elybean]

I edited a bunch of boomer memes about Aldi for no reason

[milk-crafting]

All right, how about 25. The smell of ozone during a storm for Aldis?

This one is pretty short! I had an idea but didn't know how much I wanted to expound on it, so~

Words: 333 Ship: Aldis (KC) x Ulbrig CW: "Romance", sex is implied but it stops before anything happens

The humid air and gentle fall of rain gave way to full-blown thunderstorm by the time Aldis reached Drezen with Ulbrig.  The smell of blood from the acrid, abyssal rain is overpowered entirely by the strong smell of ozone as lightning cracks through the sky.  She flinches at the crack of thunder.

The thick, powerful arms that wrap around her turn her around as well, and she buries her face comfortably in Ulbrig’s warm, bare chest.  A chuckle rumbles lowly through his chest, in time with the rumble of thunder outside, the soft red hairs shifting against Aldis’s cheek.

“Not a fan of storms?”

“They only bother me when the rain is blood.  Call me superstitious but it puts me a little on edge,” she replies, voice muffled for a moment until she moves to look up at him.

His thick, graying red hair hangs in dense waves around his face, looking more like a fiery halo than anything the count can conjure up.  She raises a slender hand to cup his cheek, her fingers caressing the skin gently.  She can feel a slight shudder move through his body at her touch and oh she’s glad she can give him the same chills he gives her.

He takes her hand gently, kissing the back of it.  “If I weren’t a wise man I’d think you were using fey magic on me, little witch,” he muses with a grin.

“But since you are a wise man…”

“Since I am a wise man, I know you’ve found some other way to bewitch me,” he replies with a warm laugh, scooping her into his arms.

Aldis lets out a small, excited cry from the swift motion, laughing melodically as he tosses her onto the bed.

“Since I’ve found some other way to bewitch you, what are you going to do about it,” she says breathlessly, a wide smile on her lips.

“I have some ideas,” he breathes out, before sliding into bed with surprising grace.

[ruenixx]

I always keep a quarter in my ass just in case I gotta go to Aldi

[fantasyaldi]

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[spiderywigglerodstuff]

if this flag offends you i'll help you pack

[disappointedpotaaht]

When things get as tight as the parking spots at Aldi ...

[xxlibradreamingxx]

Tesco bringing that holy meal deal

i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth

what the fuck is actually going on