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Duality of the Time Lord

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You can create your own springer book covers online :D

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(not so) Phonetic Alphabet

Had to search for this quite a while, but here we go :D

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As the horrified whisper of the first ant echoed through the tiny crystalline circle, you found yourself caught in a surreal moment of realization. The ant that had sought your assistance to make her important to another now stood among the devastated colony, surrounded by the silence that followed the sudden demise of her fellow ants.

She looked at you with tiny, accusing eyes, her antennae trembling in shock. "What have I done?" she whispered, her voice carrying the weight of unintended consequences.

Panicking, you tried to explain that you had misunderstood her request, that your actions were an overzealous attempt to fulfill her desire. The ant, however, seemed inconsolable. In her grief, she began to recount the individual personalities and quirks of each fallen ant, mourning their unique contributions to the colony.

Just as you were grappling with the gravity of your unintended destruction, a soft hum emerged from the remnants of the ant circle. The surviving ants began to gather and weave intricate patterns on the ground with their tiny bodies. The hum grew louder, resonating with an otherworldly energy that seemed to defy the limits of the miniature world they inhabited.

In a surreal twist, the fallen ants started to stir, their tiny forms reassembling as if nothing had happened. The hum reached a crescendo, and the ants collectively chanted in a language that transcended the boundaries of understanding.

As the chants of the ants reached a fever pitch, a palpable energy filled the air. Unbeknownst to you, the patterns they wove on the ground formed an intricate sigil, a gateway to dimensions far beyond the understanding of human minds. The hum became an otherworldly roar, and a dark portal materialized within the crystalline circle.

From the depths of the abyss, a colossal, tentacled form emerged. Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity, towered over the miniature world of ants and you. The air seemed to grow heavy with a sense of impending doom as the eldritch being regarded you with eyes that shimmered like malevolent stars.

The ants, now united in their purpose, pointed their tiny bodies at you, revealing you as the unwitting instigator of the disturbance. Cthulhu's voice, a guttural resonance that seemed to reverberate through the fabric of reality itself, echoed in your mind.

"Foolish interloper, disruptor of the sacred balance," Cthulhu intoned. "You have meddled in the affairs of beings beyond your ken. The consequences must be faced."

Tendrils of darkness extended from Cthulhu's form, enveloping you in an otherworldly embrace. You felt a surge of power and dread as the ancient being peered into the recesses of your soul. The ants, now silent, watched with a mix of fascination and trepidation.

Cthulhu, in its unknowable wisdom, decided upon a fitting punishment. Instead of outright destruction, it imposed a cosmic understanding upon you—an awareness of the vast, indifferent cosmos and the insignificance of mortal concerns. You were now burdened with the weight of cosmic knowledge that transcended the limits of human understanding.

The weight of the cosmic knowledge pressed down on your mind like an oppressive force. The once familiar world now appeared distorted, its significance overshadowed by the vastness of the cosmos. You struggled to reconcile the mundane concerns of everyday life with the profound truths that had been thrust upon you.

Days turned into sleepless nights as your mind unraveled under the weight of the cosmic awareness. Whispers of ancient entities echoed in your thoughts, and the insignificance of mortal existence became an incessant, tormenting mantra. Reality itself seemed to warp and contort, and the line between sanity and madness blurred.

Haunted by visions of cosmic horrors and drowned in the existential dread of a universe indifferent to human existence, you reached a breaking point. In a fit of despair, you sought refuge in isolation, withdrawing from friends, family, and the remnants of the world that once made sense.

The descent into madness reached its climax, and those around you, unable to comprehend the turmoil within your shattered mind, made a fateful decision. In the dead of night, you were escorted by faceless figures in white coats to the sterile confines of a mental institution.

Within the cold walls of the hospital, your reality fragmented further. Doctors, with concern etched on their faces, attempted to understand the nature of your torment. The cosmic knowledge, however, defied explanation, leaving you confined to a padded cell, where the whispers of eldritch truths continued to torment your every waking moment.

The once vibrant spirit that had embarked on a surreal journey with ants and cosmic entities now withered in the sterile confines of the mental institution. The weight of the unknowable bore down on you, and the line between reality and delusion became increasingly blurred.

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

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I love thermodynamics for the reason that it is so universal. You can say stuff about systems without knowing what's going on inside of them.

Complex analysis is awesome :D

You get to do all the integrals that would seem impossible otherwise.

helloooo first year undergrad physics student here to say i think it’s so cool you got your degree in that!

hiiii love meeting other people who are doing physics degrees! do you have any fun modules or are you stuck doing classical mechanics and math?

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I really have to rewatch that episode

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There is a cards against humanity card that says "The moaning of all magic the Gathering players relating they spent 1000 dollars on cardboard"