#alastor sharpe

[mmmbeetlejuice]

Heard the amazing news about rogues! the podcast season seven so a celebration I wanted to draw my favorite Meister of music

He was so awesome to draw. I had an absolute blast. I absolutely adore how he turned out.

(Extra goodies 👇🎵🎶)

[mysteriousdoll]

Codotverse Incorrect Jokes the second

I can’t help it, @voiceboss has infected my brain, he’s all I hear. (But fr tho no other Riddler voice sounds right, he’s objectively the right one-)

Jon: Just tell us what yer doin’ so you can go ram your head through someone else’s house!

Edward: He is being an idiot, Jonathan. Kind of like yourself just for asking what Alastor is doing.

Jon: Every time I fight, it just gets worse. This has got to run its course, Ed!

Alastor: ANYWAYS. The plan is to create a tune so loud that I explode!

Edward: Bravo, Alastor. That was stupider than I thought it was going to be.

Jon: Whaddya mean? Like a sonic boom? You can’t achieve that because attempting it alone would rupture your vocal cords.

Jervis: It sounds like you should get a new ambition, Alastor.

Alastor: No, I don’t want a new ambition, I like this one!

Edward: Just let him kill himself, Jervis!

Jon: He can’t even kill himself that way, he would need, at least, 17,000 kilojoules of theoretical energy to even maintain that note.

Alastor: So you’re saying it can be done?

Jon: No.

Alastor: Those are my favorite odds!

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Alastor: Just go! I’m worthless! Leave my house and never come back!

Jon: No!

Edward: What do you mean no?! What’d you do that for?!

Jon: …I dunno- he told me what to do! He’s not the boss!

-

Edward: Jonathan, will you tell Joker to shut up?

Jon: Shut the fuck up, Joker, you’re a fucking asshole.

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Jon: Is that where you’re gonna sit?

Edward: I’m driving, where else would I sit?

Jon: Trunk.

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Jon: I… think I may have found a project of Oz’ I can get behind doing. Helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people.

Jon, softly, to a dog: I hate people.

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Jon: Would you shut up for a second??

Edward: Would you get an education for a second?

Jon: Shut up! I’m tryna listen-

Edward: To what? All I hear is your horrendous mouth breathing.

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Edward: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Harvey: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jervis: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alastor: I got too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.

Jon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Edward: Oopsie, did you decide you wanted some??

Jon: Did you decide you wanted to shut the fuck up?

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Jon: Look I’m tryna be fuckin’ nice here.

Edward: You know I don’t like spicy food!

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Jervis: If you were to vacuum jello through a metal tube… well, I think that would be a neat noise.

Edward: I beg to differ.

Jervis: Then beg.

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Jervis: You two don’t understand! My Alice and I are meant to be! We’re designated basherts!

Jon: Didju drink a thesaurus this morning? I don’t know what you’re saying…

Edward: Not that we don’t support your little dreams and all, but you’re really annoying us, so we’re gonna go ahead and hit you.

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Waylon: What’re you hosing there, Jonny?

Jon: Jervis won’t leave so I’m spraying him with dirty brown water.

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Edward: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jon: (takes it, drinking all of it)

Jon: It’s perfume.

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Edward: And I was like racking my brain on how someone like this could even exist— and then I found out, he’s from Metropolis.

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Waylon: Don’t feel bad. You were just tryna do somethin’ nice for a friend, and it exploded in your face. Rather spectacularly.

Edward: Everything I do is spectacular. It’s a curse.

[deathandgreenteapockys]

POV two dramatic stars-turned-villains become roommates and almost kill each other every week

[hermannco]

Music Meister maybe? There's not enough love for him out there.

This is the second time I draw him TBH

[notherpuppet]

Tuxedo Al drawings 🕺🏽

[fullychaotichell]

Things got just a bit too heated a bit too fast 😳🔥

Even tho technically this is part of my other radioapple doodle collection, I drew these more recently so into their own post they go fpfpf

[allastoredeer]

angel Al: *snarls*

Everyone in a 100 yard radius: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!

When the bully becomes the bullied.

[damntheyare]

Would you please consider drawing their first time together? I live for your art but the nsfw stuff makes me extra happy. I feel like Charlie would be into the romance and sensuality of it and for Alastor it would be more rough, animalistic and a bit predatory

[nagirart]

Tell me, do you demons bleed?

[dufferpuffer]

Alastor Moody must have been terrifying.

He keeps losing chunks of himself. His eye, his nose, his leg - probably far more scars and hunks missing out of him than can be counted, enough to leave him looking like a gnarled old tree. Cursed off. They can't be healed properly, they can't grow back. And he is old, even in the first war he is still grey.

But he just keeps coming back. Whenever he does he drags a handful of Death Eaters with him.

You're a Death Eater and you manage to survive an encounter with Moody. You saw he had a chunk blown out of his face and his leg destroyed - good. He surely wont be back on the field after that... WRONG. He is back. Looking less and less 'human' he comes back to the fight, over and over again, no matter what is taken from him.

While I don't consider Hogwarts Legacy canon - Professor Aesop Sharp retired from being an Auror after simply having his leg injured. A good move btw, love him. But Moody just keeps pushing like a monster.

He doesn't even kill - at least he tries not to. He likes to take as many as he can back to face legal proceedings, have them fill up Azkaban, following the legal process that hopefully gives them the punishment they 'deserve'. To a Death Eater, failing their master could be scarier.

[32rabbitteeth]

Radio demon <3

[tingedautumn]

nutcracker prince au alastor is cursed into his nutcracker form, unable to be anything but a toy for others to use and discard. charlie is the lonely daughter of rich socialite parents given the nutcracker as a gift, which she loves immensely and takes great care of. adam is the rat king trying to kill the nutcracker and alastor comes to life to protect charlie. husk is probably also there as the town drunk.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

When Charlie walks in on her dad and Alastor sipping tea while shirtless, many bite marks on each of their chests and necks visible...

[deathandgreenteapockys]

The long awaited for Music Meister design (Absolutely no one asked or was waiting for this)

Shout out to my friend @technicaldelusion who's own Music Meister design heavily influenced my own. He's so pookie....

[shootinwebs]

headcanon that alastor is actually a big fan of dental hygiene. he's a flavor enthusiast and i imagine it would be hard to really enjoy food with years worth of mouth garbage for several reasons. but there's the very important fact that his mother was extremely impoverished and could afford only food most of the time, so alastor wasn't used to using an actual toothbrush and toothpaste to clean his teeth until he was an adult. his teeth are fine, they're just yellow.

[0katlen0kat0]

cursed cat alstor but he's a plushie 😱